Monday, February 15, 2010

Yay for Olympics

This weekend was pretty good, food-wise. Had our usual Friday night pizza from here. On Saturday morning we had a bagel & coffee from here. Saturday night we went out and had some sushi and tempura from here. And on Sunday I grillt* up some filets, baked potaters*, and corn on the cob. None of it suckt* at all.

I ♥ the Olympics. It's weird because every 4th January, I think about the Winter Olympics coming up and that I won't watch them because they're boring. And they end up sucking me every time. Nerve* fails. Maybe I think they'll be boring because when I think of Winter Olympics, the first thing that comes to mind is the fucking ice skating, which is the worse. But most of the other shit is HDH. I probably watcht* about 8-10 hours of Olympic coverage this weekend and about 15 minutes of everything else. Jesus, I was watching the Nordic Combined for crissakes. Who the fuck thought about putting together ski jumping and cross country skiing in one event. In any case, I was watching it and couldn't turn it off. The luge was getting a little boring because it seemed like basically if they had a bad start, it was over because they all go the same speed and distance the rest of the way. And for fucks sake, do they need to go down that track 4 times? That was just ratarded. If I could participate in any event in the Winter Olympics, I'd probably do the ski jump. That shit looks fun. And it really doesn't require any cardio training at all.

Kobe is officially the ath-a-lete that I hate the most. Fucking can't stand that guy. Every interview he does I want to punch him in the mouth.

Mize went fishing this weekend. Maybe he caught a big pufferfish. But I'm sure he didn't get laid. He's all hat and not cattle when it comes to that.

Hopefully everyone here lookt* up ROMANCE this weekend for V-Day. And hopefully LP's big plan laid the groundwork for his quest to find the all elusive g-spot. With all due respect, I will guess that mize & freak were the only LOVers that didn't get some sexy time this weekend. That's not bad, though. There are what, 14 or so of us here, so that's like 85% success rate. There's always next year, fellas.

So csil is officially dating an Italian dude from Jersey, and he lives in zeke's neck of the woods. (ns) I axed cmk if he's taller than 5'9". She gave me a ::olive garden::

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Beth said...

"I ♥ the Olympics"

It's the same for me. I find myself getting totally caught up in speed-skating and nordic combined and events like that when I won't pay any attention to it at all any other time. I think it's the whole every 4-years thing - that has to be some incredible pressure on the athletes.

blue said...

had this discussion on Friday.

I enjoy winter olympics more than the summer olympics.

maybe it's the unique events, maybe it's because I live in "winter olympic" land...but either way I enjoy them more

blue said...

i mean, really, curling...really?

but i'll watch that shit, wish i was a sweeper

El Pad said...

if chazz michaels was real you'd love skating

El Pad said...

i watched about a half hour of o-lympics

but not because i hate it but because i was mad busy yo

El Pad said...

the olympics were the shit when there was a cold war

iran/north korea/afgahnni dont exactly have athaletes to compete in the olympics

El Pad said...

beth and blue are working?

wft

El Pad said...

maggiano's, ::shocker alert::

not great but the gnocchi was very good, suprisingly very good and the chicken marsala was ok

everything else suckt, especially some slop called lasagna and the chicken parm, sauce was so suite* but in a bad way

in fairness to maggianos i didnt order for myself so i might be willing to go again, it was a party and the food was ordered already so i might have missed out on thier good dishes

Beth said...

"beth and blue are working?"

I thought most people were working today.

El Pad said...

dude asked girl to marry him at Ranger game, bitch just walks out

stone cole

El Pad said...

"I thought most people were working today."

that's disrespectful to George and Abraham

federal holiday beth

El Pad said...

market is closed, fed closed, el pad closed

blue said...

maggianos has good gnocchi and that's about it

Beth said...

"that's disrespectful to George and Abraham"

What the hell did George and Abe every do for me???

s

Beth said...

And EP, like 99% chance that proposal video was fake. I've seen a similar one at the Thrashers game.

Steve said...

"I thought most people were working today."


^^^^^^

Beth said...

So the Georgian luger apparently told his dad he was scared of the curve but that he would either "win or die". Yikes.

Jugdish said...

I will guess that mize & freak were the only LOVers that didn't get some sexy time this weekend.



Shot in the gap for a standing double...no throw.

El Pad said...

jesus i dont know why my wife thinks my daughter is old enough to use paint

i thought small chested woman were smart

El Pad said...

"tipster's friend says this is a hoax. And if that's the case, why didn't they make the prank more interesting?"

that's right beff

Beth said...

"that's right beff"

I thought you just looked at the articles you link, that you don't read them.

El Pad said...

looks like saints-vikes in the superdome to open up the NFL season, Sept 9th

El Pad said...

stop it, i probably read more articles than anyone else on here

The Rev said...

Maggiano's...

That's the problem with chains. The chefs arent' as well trained, and you could get different quality meals from one branch of their restaurant to the next.

Everytime I've gone, I've liked it. But I can see where they might drop off.

The Rev said...

My grandmother is turning 80 next week. She grew up in an Italian family. She makes the best meatball in history. Despite her being part Irish, no one would doubt her Italian credentials.

When we asked her where she wanted to go for dinner next week, she asked if we could go to the Olive Garden.

I feel like someone just told me there is no Santa Claus.

El Pad said...

80 = senial

my grandmother, may she RIP, would spit at the entrance of the Olive Garden

El Pad said...

i think the problem with chains is that they are chains

El Pad said...

that gnocchi tasted fresh though, like it was actually made not shipped to them frozen

El Pad said...

the sauce was pink but not vodker saucs? think it was alfredo with a touch of maybe red sauce

blue said...

pink sauce?

maybe the chef was on the rag

tem said...

"So csil is officially dating an Italian dude from Jersey, and he lives in zeke's neck of the woods. (ns) I axed cmk if he's taller than 5'9". She gave me a ::olive garden:: "

csil or hsil?

what happened to csil's bf who you knew?

tem said...

winter olympic chicks >>>>> summer olympic chicks.

i think it is because the winter chicks have boobs.

Keef said...

"beth and blue are working?"


Yo tambien

tem said...

"Shot in the gap for a standing double...no throw."

then why didn't you go to third?

tem said...

tem is working too.

tps is a bitch.

Keef said...

"And EP, like 99% chance that proposal video was fake. I've seen a similar one at the Thrashers game."



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Same thing happened at a beisbol game last year, I think it was the Rangers

Keef said...

"What the hell did George and Abe every do for me???"


Goddman preview

Keef said...

"csil or hsil?

what happened to csil's bf who you knew?"

RT, R?

Keef said...

"then why didn't you go to third?"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You gotta try for third and hope they throw it into the dugout

tem said...

yeah really i forget, or missed it.

tem said...

now it's lunch time.

will have it read to me when i get back.

Keef said...

"yeah really i forget, or missed it."

they broked* up right before new year's

Beth said...

"Goddman preview"

I was 100% sure you'd make this comment. ns

Jugdish said...

then why didn't you go to third?



i did try for third...pitcher kept looking me back. gotta take what i can get.

Beth said...

You boys and your baseball analogies...

Keef said...

You girls and your Heisman stiffarms

Keef said...

"I was 100% sure you'd make this comment. ns"

60% of the time you're right every time

Beth said...

Thanks Ron.

Jugdish said...

You boys and your baseball analogies...


then i went home for the bottom of the 9th, only to get pulled

blue said...

i tried to turn a double into a triple once...pulled a hamstring and was never the same

blue said...

hot receptionist tolt* me about this day

The Rev said...

I tried to stretch a double into a triple once.

But I didn't have the extra 99 cents at the Wendy's drive thru window.

Keef said...

"hot receptionist tolt* me about this day"

colov

Keef said...

I forgot to mention the dunk contest in the post. I think it's time to put that thing out of its misery

Keef said...

McMurray avoids hole, wins Daytona

Keef said...

mize avoids hole, goes fishing

Keef said...

These guys hosting the Rome show today are ratarded

Keef said...

"Thanks Ron."

Ron didn't say that

blue said...

I did not know that Discover merged with Visa/MC

blue said...

who is ron and what did he do to your daughter?

tem said...

"they broked* up right before new year's"

a more detailed story about this would be entertaining.

I wish he was my dad said...

I don't care much for the Winter Olympics, other than a few events (ski jumping, mens hockey, skeleton, and a probably a couple more that aren't coming to mind right now)

blue said...

"a more detailed story about this would be entertaining."

yeah, kind of like the one that kevin posted on 1/4 as part of his post

I wish he was my dad said...

I want to like Curling (the entire mens team and half the womens team are Minnesotans..including a couple from Bemidji) but I just can't get into it.

Keef said...

"I don't care much for the Winter Olympics, other than a few events (ski jumping, mens hockey, skeleton, and a probably a couple more that aren't coming to mind right now)"

So you care for the Winter Olympics. Got it

tem said...

"yeah, kind of like the one that kevin posted on 1/4 as part of his post"

i see nothing about csil on that post.

tem said...

the fuck is skeleton?

tem said...

that was 1-11 and it is not detailed about the break up.

I wish he was my dad said...

the fuck is skeleton?

it's like the luge with an even smaller sled and higher speeds

I wish he was my dad said...

So you care for the Winter Olympics. Got it; yes, just not much

tem said...

"it's like the luge with an even smaller sled and higher speeds"

interesting.

Keef said...

""yeah, kind of like the one that kevin posted on 1/4 as part of his post"

i see nothing about csil on that post."


Yeah, I talkt about it, just not in that post

Keef said...

Luge would be better if they went down head first, like sledding

Keef said...

"that was 1-11 and it is not detailed about the break up."

Yeah, the dude I mentioned in that post is the guinea. He's divorced with a kid. csil tells cmk that she's gonna get married this year and then she'll have a kid before cmk. cmk gave her a ::YS, C?:: and said that it still wouldn't be her kid

Keef said...

csil breakup story isn't that grate*. She wants to get married & have kids. My buddy doesn't. She knew that going into it, but thought she could change him. Girls are dumb like that

tem said...

yeah that isn't a grate story.

i figured it would have involved throwing objects and perhaps a paternity suit.

tem said...

"said that it still wouldn't be her kid"


like csil thinks being a stepmom counts as having a kid before you knock up cmk?

tem said...

"Luge would be better if they went down head first, like sledding"

or if they padded the steel bars next to the course.

tem said...

why do chicks dig divorced guys?

I wish he was my dad said...

Luge would be better if they went down head first, like sledding

skeleton riders go down head first (TWSS); also there is no breaking or steering mechanism. So, it is pretty much like sledding; just at 120 mph or so

tem said...

i know a lot of girls who always end up dating divorced guys and turning away guys who were never married.

tem said...

"also there is no breaking or steering mechanism."

how do they stop at the end?

tem said...

it is snowing here, talk of closing the office early.

that's about the only thing i like about snow.

tem said...

actually i do like the 1st snow of the year. but after that it just fucks everything up.

I wish he was my dad said...

why do chicks dig divorced guys?

-The older the guy is, the more likely he is to have been divorced (especially now with divorce rates around 50%); also, there might be a stigma (concious or subconcious) with 30 somethings who have never been married (i.e. are they afraid of committment, possibly gay, unable to land a spouse due to a defect of personality, etc.)

blue said...

pick up the front of the sled

blue said...

"how do they stop at the end?"

besides slamming into an unpadded pole?

I wish he was my dad said...

how do they stop at the end?

they can use their own facilities to slow down, there is just no brake on the sled.

Meiz said...

I don't feel so good. I should bathe.

Meiz said...

I guess I'll post some pics after that.

tem said...

"besides slamming into an unpadded pole?"

that's luge not skeleton.

tem said...

"I don't feel so good. I should bathe."

bathing is good.

do you feel bad because of not drinking?

tem said...

"they can use their own facilities to slow down"

like using their hands and feet at 75mph+?

no thanks. i am not fred flintstone.

I wish he was my dad said...

like using their hands and feet at 75mph+?

I think the track flattens out, riders weight shift backwards, and then finally use feet when they get down around 15 mph or less

tem said...

i'd use a parachute to slow me down, like a drag racer.

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"I enjoy winter olympics more than the summer olympics."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

I actually peeped game on a little bit of the figure skating yesterday. Some of the shit they do is pretty impressive. You have to respect the amount of training and practice they put in to those routines.

Keef said...

"like csil thinks being a stepmom counts as having a kid before you knock up cmk?"


Yes. That's why she's c

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

This Cross Country Skiing right now is pretty fucking boring.

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

I'm waiting for the SBX right now.

Keef said...

"or if they padded the steel bars next to the course."

No. If they did that, noone would be talking about luge right now

Keef said...

"why do chicks dig divorced guys?"

I dunno. I tolt* cmk that this is going to turn into drama central (moreso than normal), because the ex-wife will still be in the picture because of the kid and csil is the most jealous person ever

Keef said...

"I actually peeped game on a little bit of the figure skating yesterday. Some of the shit they do is pretty impressive. You have to respect the amount of training and practice they put in to those routines."


YKHIKYG?

Keef said...

"I'm waiting for the SBX right now."



::bmx::

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"i did try for third...pitcher kept looking me back. gotta take what i can get."

Ouch.

Did you do the pre-date shot or no? If so, did you go with Jaeger or Vodka?

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"YKHIKYG?"

FB wanted to watch figure skating. I wanted to get laid. In life, sometimes you gotta concede the battle to win the war.

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"::bmx::"

Snowboard Cross

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"I dunno. I tolt* cmk that this is going to turn into drama central (moreso than normal), because the ex-wife will still be in the picture because of the kid and csil is the most jealous person ever"

You are in for some entertainment, Keith. I've had so many super-jealous type female friends fall into this very situation with hilarity (for me) ensuing. Including one of my friends who told the guy that he had to make a choice between her or the ex. This was after 2 weeks. Needless to say, dude told her to pound sand. She then "tried to commit suicide." I put that in quotes because she supposedly took a bunch of pills, then called a bunch of people to tell them about it. Looking for attention much?

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

So, in short, this will not end well for csil. Hope you have some popcorn in the house for the entertainment.

I wish he was my dad said...

interesting

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

Did anyone else peep game on the A-Team trailer that they showed this weekend?

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

wassup, kod.

I wish he was my dad said...

hola aitch

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"interesting"

Stupid. People have been paralyzed playing football, broken bones playing soccer. Sports at a high level carries a risk of injury. No one is putting a gun to these athletes' heads and forcing them to compete. They compete by choice.

Keef said...

"FB wanted to watch figure skating. I wanted to get laid. In life, sometimes you gotta concede the battle to win the war."

That's not what you said before. Watching because you're trying to get as. is different than saying that it impressed you.

I wish he was my dad said...

Stupid. People have been paralyzed playing football, broken bones playing soccer. Sports at a high level carries a risk of injury. No one is putting a gun to these athletes' heads and forcing them to compete. They compete by choice.

The article isn't saying any of the events should be taken away from the WO, just that some carry a significant risk...much more than anything in the Summer Games

I wish he was my dad said...

That's not what you said before. Watching because you're trying to get as. is different than saying that it impressed you.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

save denied

Keef said...

"The article isn't saying any of the events should be taken away from the WO, just that some carry a significant risk...much more than anything in the Summer Games"

Tell that to that one javelin judge

JFreak said...

"Luge would be better if they went down head first, like sledding"

you mean skeleton?

JFreak said...

And I know kod already covered that, but it wasn't with enough as.iness.

Keef said...

Go back to bed, freak

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"That's not what you said before. Watching because you're trying to get as. is different than saying that it impressed you."

This is why I tuned in. But how can you not at least respect the training and hours the put in? If respecting hard work, strength, and dedication makes me gay, then so be it.

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

but it says more about you being an as.hole, IMO

Meiz said...

"I want to like Curling (the entire mens team and half the womens team are Minnesotans..including a couple from Bemidji) but I just can't get into it."


Curling's suite

tem said...

when the kid doesn't call csil "mom" and csil gets mad the fit will hit the shan.

or vice versa if the kid does call csil "mom" then ex wife will get pissed.

I wish he was my dad said...

but it says more about you being an as.hole, IMO

-welcome to LOV aitch; did you really think you could make a comment praising figure skating and not get mocked?

Keef said...

"This is why I tuned in. But how can you not at least respect the training and hours the put in? If respecting hard work, strength, and dedication makes me gay, then so be it."

DEFENSE
::clapclap::
DEFENSE
::clapclap::
DEFENSE
::clapclap::

Keef said...

"-welcome to LOV aitch; did you really think you could make a comment praising figure skating and not get mocked?"

^^^^^
Funny how aitch made comments about me liking a play, but I'm an a-hole because I said something about him liking figure skating

Keef said...

LP thinks aitch gets riled up too easy

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

Nothing to say

Keef said...

Eyemuffs, jug

Keef said...

catch any fish, mize?

Beth said...

"Funny how aitch made comments about me liking a play, but I'm an a-hole because I said something about him liking figure skating"

You're both gay for liking those things.

s

Keef said...

Total asshole thing to say, beth. GFY!


s

Meiz said...

"catch any fish, mize?"

6 if I recall correctly

Meiz said...

cmdeluxe & deluxe actually filleted a few out on the ice

Keef said...

"6 if I recall correctly"

Getting to the 2nd hand is a bitch.

Keef said...

"cmdeluxe & deluxe actually filleted a few out on the ice"

what kind

Meiz said...

Largemouth & Northern

Meiz said...

I somehow got a bruise on my palm.

Keef said...

"I somehow got a bruise on my palm."


Gave yourself a little Valentime's* Day gift, huh?

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"Funny how aitch made comments about me liking a play, but I'm an a-hole because I said something about him liking figure skating"

I don't think I ever said anything about you liking plays. So now who's defensive?

Keef said...

"I don't think I ever said anything about you liking plays. So now who's defensive?"

Not being defensive. Just saying you're a hypocrite

Keef said...

wawl

Meiz said...

Mystery bruises after ice fishing are always interesting

Meiz said...

Pics are uploading

blue said...

this slapper is piss poor

Meiz said...

I don't like the new uploading interface on fb

blue said...

i don't like your interface


/freak

Spaceman Spiff said...

"We hear the 22-year-old beauty is demanding a whopping $2.5 million to strip down."

freak, your girl, playboy rumor from the enquirer, hope it's true

Spaceman Spiff said...

my vacuum sealed silk sock will be unleashed

/freak

blue said...

blake lively?

i'd buy that


or wait for the pictures to show up free online

blue said...

or wait for spiff to link them

blue said...

somebody hook LOV up with mcshay's latest mock

Meiz said...

This place is teh suck

Steve said...

"Not being defensive. Just saying you're a hypocrite"

Keith acting like a doushe. surprise. surprise.

dude must just get abused daily and he takes it out on LOV.

Steve said...

"I'm a MAN here, damit!!!"


/keith

Meiz said...

Steve's here

Steve said...

"or wait for the pictures to show up free online"


^^^^^^^^^


no way she does it. she's gotta be making bank on that Gossip Girl show.

give her a few years when her looks have faded and people have realized she can't act (i'm looking at you Jessica Alba). then we might see them.

Meiz said...

I feel like such a jackass for calling in sick to work after being out of town for the weekend.

Steve said...

oh yea, they saw right past that shit.

Steve said...

well, Steve got a pretty nice raise today as well. it was not 30% like EP but it was still solid.

gonna go out and reward my boss with a hungover steve on a tuesday.

ooooohhhhh riiiiiggggttttt

Meiz said...

I'm fuckin' sick

El Pad said...

pussy

El Pad said...

aitch/figure skating era is going to be fun

El Pad said...

what does pound sand mean?

El Pad said...

i made sangria and it's going down like sweet tea on a hot southern day

Meiz said...

Hey, if I didn't have a job that requires me to be presentable, personable, and charming for the wealthy I could have maybe gone in today.

Meiz said...

"what does pound sand mean?"

Kick rocks

El Pad said...

i had a great weekend

thanks obama

El Pad said...

"what does pound sand mean?"

Kick rocks

::beat it?::

El Pad said...

pumped for this weekend two, although we have a new mix of peeps

hsilep got a new bf and of course he's a meathead

El Pad said...

red hot chili peppers right now

fucking jammin

El Pad said...

if i owned rockbad i'd be out of work

El Pad said...

i'm a child

Meiz said...

"::beat it?::"


really?

El Pad said...

i think i'll dl some muzak

El Pad said...

from itunes of course

s

El Pad said...

HI FBI

El Pad said...

"really?"

i dont speak chowda or cebrugian

El Pad said...

pound sand i think means take a walk, be it, scram, get out of here

just wanna no if i'm right

Keef said...

"Keith acting like a doushe. surprise. surprise.

dude must just get abused daily and he takes it out on LOV."


Said the guy who gets in as many slappers as anyone

Keef said...

Nova has some studs

El Pad said...

yeah nova is legit, 3rd time i've seen them now since i started paying attention

El Pad said...

cuse shit the bed last night

Meiz said...

"pound sand i think means take a walk, be it, scram, get out of here"

yes

El Pad said...

lousiville is shitty

El Pad said...

be it is HDH

i'm grate*

Keef said...

"cuse shit the bed last night"

Losing to a Pitino team ain't terrible

Keef said...

Nice pink tie, Digger

El Pad said...

Jay Wright looks like a guido

El Pad said...

still laughing at aitch/figure skating comment

shit that was gold

Keef said...

It's not funny




s

Keef said...

gonna go with some tortellini w/ alfredo tonight

El Pad said...

I have close to 6000 songs but only 159 are dance

any suggestions or is this the wrong crowd for club/dnace music

i need to see Ronnie's playlist

Keef said...

ronnie?

Keef said...

Do you have Sandstorm?


s

Keef said...

Blood is Pumping is suite. You probably have that

Keef said...

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