Friday, February 26, 2010

Try dunking a basketball Shaun White

Winter Olympics suck. Summer is 100% better. Because real sports are involved. Like fighting. Dating back to the earliest of the days there were fistfights. How many gold medals do the Greeks have in the Winter Olympics? Science. Also the Winter Olympics seem like a drunk dare or something. Betcha can't go down this hill in a sled! Betcha can't do it on your belly either. Real sports like running. Think of the oldest competition sport and you might be thinking about footraces. Fucking skiing. That's recreation. Retards can ski. I think the country of Norway wins all of those races anyway. The Nords can fucking ski. The country is just one big ski slalom. I mean can you get any more American, sporty, Greek Roman than wrasslin'. I'd like to see the Nords show up at a swim meet and not finish 82nd. Then I'll respect the winter games. Fucking figure skating. Serious that has to be the worse. Sorry aitch but I can't even watch 20 seconds of it. Bunch of flat-chested broads twirling around with fake smiles and makeup, at least summer gymnastics gives us quality muffs. Like Nastia Liukin. And lest us not forget the derierre of Alicia. Fucking curling. You gotta be kidding me. Yeah it sucks me for about 15 minutes then I snap out of it and change that shit. Retarded ass shit. Fucking stones sliding on ice. Misty May spikes a volleyball better than any of those curlers can curl a shot. Whatever that means. Science again. Basketball > hockey. Boom. Go away Winter Olympics your fucking up my Law & Order shows. Teams are scrambling to polish their resume, not everyone makes the tourney you know. That's all I have to say about that.

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Jugdish said...

LP had a bad day in the snow yesterday.

Beth said...

An angry NY'er, imagine that.

wHeasel said...

And you guys say my posts suck?

Jugdish said...

wall

blue said...

not shocked or surprised that EP enjoys greco-roman wrestling...

in the original olympic games, they wrestled nude, and the loser was the first one to be "penetrated"

right up EP's alley

blue said...

EP likes to watch guys try to penetrate other guys

Beth said...

"not shocked or surprised that EP enjoys greco-roman wrestling..."

Yeah, I had that same thought. He makes the jokes too easy most days.

blue said...

My number one thought when people make this summer/winter olympic argument and they bring up running.


running takes no skill, everyone can run, even Forrest Gump.

tem said...

ep likes summer olympics better because he thinks he can play some of those sports.

he knows he can't skate or ski.

winter olympics is harder. any fool can run.

tem said...

running is easy i2i!

tem said...

also nice post freak.

blue said...

they have speed walking in the summer olympics.


people get medals for being able to walk fast...that's more ridiculous than curling

Jugdish said...

in the original olympic games, they wrestled nude, and the loser was the first one to be "penetrated"



that is funny...but not true. still funny though

blue said...

also, wrestling is technically a winter sport

Jugdish said...

people get medals for being able to walk fast...that's more ridiculous than curling


^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

winter olympics is harder. any fool can run.



not everyone can run fast though...damn kenyans

tem said...

wrestling is in the summer games though. makes it a summer olympic sport.

basketball is a winter sport too.

Beth said...

"that is funny...but not true. still funny though"

Jug has apparently previously researched naked wrestling, interesting...

tem said...

summer olympics suck so bad that they had to steal wrestling and basketball which are sports played in the winter.

Jugdish said...

Jug has apparently previously researched naked wrestling, interesting...


or blue did, your choice

tem said...

you both did.

tem said...

"Bunch of flat-chested broads twirling around with fake smiles and makeup, "


this is gymnastics too.

tem said...

for every gymnast with big boobs there is a katarina vitt skater girl with big boobs.

most skaters and gymnasts are like drywall though.

tem said...

probably because they are like 15yrs old.

blue said...

best reason winter olympis are better...no black people


/meiz

Beth said...

Katarina Witt

NSFW

Jugdish said...

halph* day today...suite!

tem said...

best reason to like winter olympics, most competitors wear helmets. /steve

blue said...

in watching the aerials competition, and seeing the chinese dominate...i came to the conclusion that they teach those girls to be gymnasts and have them compete in the summer olympics when they are 14...then when they get their period, they start teaching them how to ski so they can do the same tricks on snow...so by the time they are 20 they can win the winter olympics too.

Beth said...

Steve helmet jokes are always funny to me.

Jugdish said...

best reason to like winter olympics, most competitors wear helmets. /steve

hilarity

blue said...

just got an text from the hot receptionist and all it said was

"burrito line, be there soon"

before knowing EP, i would have just thought she was stopping to get a breakfast burrito so she'd be a little late...after knowing EP, I think she's offering me something sexual.

blue said...

it's funny because it's real

tem said...

she texts in that she will be late?

tem said...

punishment for being late (for her) should be that she has to work topless.

tem said...

"in watching the aerials competition, and seeing the chinese dominate.......so by the time they are 20 they can win the winter olympics too."


do they just change their names and assume we won't notice? or do they just have the same name and assume we won't notice?

Beth said...

punishment for being late (for her) should be that she has to work topless and let blue take pix to post on LOV

*fixed

Jugdish said...

she texts in that she will be late?


i text in when im late and just say "donuts"

Jugdish said...

Lp is out mourning boner's death today

tem said...

boner died? from growing pains?

tem said...

boner's dad was chekov? i did not know that.

tem said...

boner mini wall?

Todd Packer said...

"halph* day today...suite!"

no work today = better

Jugdish said...

yeah, boner is dead

Todd Packer said...

snow covered tree in central park kilt* someone

Jugdish said...

yeah, boner is dead


try the little blue pill


/tp

tem said...

yeah tree falling on you in central park is a sucky way to die.

blue said...

"i text in when im late and just say "donuts""

wonder if your boss thinks that's sexual?

blue said...

"she texts in that she will be late?"

i guess so

tem said...

hmm, she is out for burritos and el pad isn't here.....

Todd Packer said...

"try the little blue pill


/tp"


funny, jug

Todd Packer said...

"hmm, she is out for burritos and el pad isn't here....."

maybe ep is being attacked by snow trees

tem said...

well if the snow is higher than 18 inches then i guess it is up to el pads waist. so he probably can't get to work.

tem said...

el pad is short wall

tem said...

too many walls this morning.

tem said...

i'm bored.

you're boring zoidberg.

blue said...

el nino kilt el pad

Todd Packer said...

just realized my DL is expired... now i gotta got to the dmv... woe

Todd Packer said...

if i would have mailed in the paperwork before jan. i could have avoided a trip to the dmv

tem said...

you'll have to take the eye exam again. at your age that could be rough.

El Pad said...

fucking unreal

El Pad said...

donkey punching someone today

Todd Packer said...

hockey game is at 3:00 right?

Todd Packer said...

"you'll have to take the eye exam again. at your age that could be rough."

eagle eyes, tem.... no worries

blue said...

nope it's on at 1pm here

Todd Packer said...

you working ep?

blue said...

"eagle eyes, tem.... no worries"


that's what all old people say....and that they don't need hearing aids, but make you repeat yourself twenty times

Todd Packer said...

"nope it's on at 1pm here"

sorry, blue... i left off the est

El Pad said...

rough morning yo

tem said...

never leave off the EST

tem said...

"rough morning yo"

spill more shit on your pants?

El Pad said...

"you working ep?"

yeah man, motherfuckers cant show up to work because of snow so it's basically me the follum and paul berra who is useless like a tit on a bull

Todd Packer said...

"that's what all old people say....and that they don't need hearing aids, but make you repeat yourself twenty times"


what?

Todd Packer said...

is paul related to yogi?

blue said...

follum is really jealous

blue said...

hey hey boo boo

El Pad said...

is paul related to yogi?

Paul Berra like the undertaker manager, looks just like him

i think i cell phone piced his ass once before

El Pad said...

"spill more shit on your pants?"

no but i burnt my lip on my oatmeal

Jugdish said...

paul bearer

tem said...

these be rough times for ep

blue said...

its no carlos beltran watching strike 3, but it's a tough day

El Pad said...

i hate you all

Todd Packer said...

"Paul Berra like the undertaker manager, looks just like him"

::king kong bundy::

Todd Packer said...

there is nothing sucking me on tv right now.... might have to hit the dvr

El Pad said...

"EP likes to watch guys try to penetrate other guys"

stop it

El Pad said...

"he knows he can't skate or ski."

i can do both actually, my atheleticism doesnt speak weather

El Pad said...

"snow covered tree in central park kilt* someone"

last place i'd be if i was in the middle of a nor-easter

blue said...

where is the first place you'd be?

El Pad said...

"where is the first place you'd be?"

home watching a movie making a sauce or stew, preferably

blue said...

i'd be in jamaica

blue said...

PJ...just breathe

DET

Keef said...

"no work today = better"


^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

"PJ...just breathe

DET"


grate* song.... one of their best

El Pad said...

i agree

Keef said...

"Paul Berra like the undertaker manager"


Unreal. "Fat fingers" strikes again

El Pad said...

tp made PJ suck me

Keef said...

pearl jam sucks

Jugdish said...

home watching a movie making a sauce or stew, preferably



something else i learned on FB...cmep hates your sauce

Todd Packer said...

"pearl jam sucks"

go back to bed, keith

Keef said...

I hope I don't get crushed by a snow tree today

Todd Packer said...

"cmep hates your sauce"

them fightin' words, jug

El Pad said...

"something else i learned on FB...cmep hates your sauce"

bitch

Jugdish said...

pearl jam is the top gun of bands

Keef said...

"go back to bed, keith"

i would like to

El Pad said...

she eats two plates of it so either she means she likes her better or she is not using the word hate appropiately

Todd Packer said...

"pearl jam is the top gun of bands"

shut up, country boy... actually give "just breathe" a listen. i bet you'll like it

Keef said...

She knows how defensive you get, so she's just trying not to hurt your feelings

Jugdish said...

she eats two plates of it so either she means she likes her better or she is not using the word hate appropiately


she is just humoring you..she knows how sensitive you are about your sauce. that's why she started the "I hate Lp's sauce" group on FB...she knew you would never see it

Keef said...

Good Rocky blu-ray deal

Jugdish said...

and she loves the Lp nickname

Todd Packer said...

i really should be at the dmv right now

Jugdish said...

shut up, country boy... actually give "just breathe" a listen. i bet you'll like it


i probably would

Meiz said...

"i can do both actually, my atheleticism doesnt speak weather"


Here we go

Keef said...

cmep has also joined the Matt Roloff thinks El Padrino is short fan page

Keef said...

LP is the Jim Thorpe of LoV. But shorter

blue said...

eddie vedder is haunting when he sings instead of screams

Jugdish said...

actually give "just breathe" a listen.


eddie vedder remade a faith hill song? weird

blue said...

he's no p-diddly

Keef said...

"eddie vedder remade a faith hill song? weird"

I was thinking that. Couldn't remember who sang that

Keef said...

I thought that LP calling it "Green Roman" rasslin was funny

Meiz said...

"pearl jam sucks"

^^^^

Keef said...

THHSIIRL

Keef said...

"Greek Roman"

*fized

Todd Packer said...

"eddie vedder is haunting when he sings instead of screams"

i'm not afraid to admit that i have gotten pj-chills at a concert... more than once

Spaceman Spiff said...

old people get the chills easily maybe it wasnt the performers that did it to you and rev

Keef said...

Too bad Eddie didn't do what Kurt did, instead of Kurt

Todd Packer said...

"old people get the chills easily maybe it wasnt the performers that did it to you and rev"

funny, spiff

Todd Packer said...

"Too bad Eddie didn't do what Kurt did, instead of Kurt"

nice as. comment

El Pad said...

"LP is the Jim Thorpe of LoV. But shorter"

dont know what this means

"cmep has also joined the Matt Roloff thinks El Padrino is short fan page"

or this

"she is just humoring you..she knows how sensitive you are about your sauce. that's why she started the "I hate Lp's sauce" group on FB...she knew you would never see it"

lies

El Pad said...

i text cmep if she hates my sauce

she answered "No Why? It's too thick sometimes."

hahahhhahaha

El Pad said...

TWSS

Jugdish said...

she answered "No Why? It's too thick sometimes."



i told you

El Pad said...

was it really on her facebook cuz now i have to tell her i saw it on her face book

El Pad said...

how do you see her facebook?

blue said...

cobain was over rated

if he lived he'd be as awesome as chris cornell about now...or scott weiland

El Pad said...

well lil does she know that her sauce is too thin

Todd Packer said...

"was it really on her facebook cuz now i have to tell her i saw it on her face book"

ep took his h pills today

Todd Packer said...

"if he lived he'd be as awesome as chris cornell about now...or scott weiland"

disagree.... colov, i think

Spaceman Spiff said...

"was it really on her facebook cuz now i have to tell her i saw it on her face book"

ys, c?

blue said...

"how do you see her facebook?"

this is hilarity

Jugdish said...

ep took his h pills today


h pills are funny

El Pad said...

thought you have to approve to see it

Todd Packer said...

"thought you have to approve to see it"

the snow has ep shook tooday

Todd Packer said...

tooday

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

she approved our friend requests, disapproves of your sauce

Keef said...

H just twittered that LP is too gullible

Keef said...

or tweeted or whatever

Todd Packer said...

cmep is not a fan of ep's sauce
become not a fan of ep's sauce

Keef said...

""LP is the Jim Thorpe of LoV. But shorter"

dont know what this means"

RA, R?

Jugdish said...

CMEP: Lp's sauce sucks! Shit, he is making another batch!


You and 6 others like this.

Keef said...

"was it really on her facebook cuz now i have to tell her i saw it on her face book"


Yes. Tell her

Meiz said...

This raggedy cunt I can't stand just dropped this on me.

"Do you have any pens that write?"

They all write.

"Not really"

This seems to work fine

"Not really. See, I'm left-handed so..." ::pulls a giant Sharpie out of her purse:: "See? This one writes"

I hope you die.

Keef said...

I first met cmep on the fan of sour patch watermelons page

Jugdish said...

cmep became a fan of the Winter Olympics

become a fan

El Pad said...

your fucking with me

Keef said...

cmep is a fan of Olive Garden Bread Sticks?

El Pad said...

i'm too wrapped up in work to figure this out

Jugdish said...

your fucking with me


steve must have hacked Lp's account

Meiz said...

I made up that last part about the dying

Keef said...

Rome linkt* this on his page. WFT

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP: put it in the books

Keef said...

"I made up that last part about the dying"

no shit?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Rome linkt* this on his page. WFT"

reebok viral ad

Todd Packer said...

"your fucking with me"

ep, are you sure you didn't get hit by a snow tree today?

Keef said...

cmep's g-spot


Become a fan

Keef said...

oh, that page is fake

Todd Packer said...

"EP: put it in the books"

c'mon spiff..... that hurts

Meiz said...

cmep has requested to be your friend


Accept Ignore

Spaceman Spiff said...

"c'mon spiff..... that hurts"

relax, wasnt game 7, that mets fan is hilarity and you know it

Todd Packer said...

"relax, wasnt game 7, that mets fan is hilarity and you know it"

yeah, it was very funny.... i just can't stand watching all those fuckin yankee fans

El Pad said...

assholes

El Pad said...

jug is trying to create a juvorce for me

Jugdish said...

you would get jugvorced over sauce?

Todd Packer said...

"you would get jugvorced over sauce?"

saucevorce?

El Pad said...

cmep thinks you guys dont know her name

El Pad said...

so play along

El Pad said...

good one jug
ya got me

Jugdish said...

i can't find her on facebook, is your last name really padrino?


/H

Keef said...

her name is cmep

Meiz said...

"cmep thinks you guys dont know her name"


I do

Keef said...

LP today


sfw

Jugdish said...

LP...did you know she is posting these pictures of you on FB??

Keef said...

There are only 12 people on FB with the last name Padrino

Meiz said...

"There are only 12 people on FB with the last name Padrino"

^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

if i wasnt so busy i wouldnt have fell for that

Keef said...

So, in conclusion:

FB >>> than Twitter

Keef said...

"if i wasnt so busy i wouldnt have fell for that"

You always play the "mad busy yo" card

Meiz said...

"So, in conclusion:

FB >>> than Twitter"


Much more fun

Todd Packer said...

So, in conclusion:

FB = Twitter.... they both suck


*fixed

Keef said...

"So, in conclusion:

FB = Twitter.... they both suck


*fixed"


Just like Pearl Jam

Meiz said...

"LP today"

Hilarity

El Pad said...

"You always play the "mad busy yo" card"

always is strong, when i play it it's true

Jugdish said...

Much more fun


im not even logged in now and im having fun

El Pad said...

i try and give some time to the boys and this is how you repay me

real nice

Jugdish said...

pearl jam is the twitter of bands

El Pad said...

PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE FUCKERS!

Keef said...

TP wishes we were still back in the days of telegrams

Keef said...

"pearl jam is the twitter of bands"

^^^^^

Keef said...

and DMB

Keef said...

bold

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