Friday, February 19, 2010

This and that

The Nirvana album cover where the baby is in the pool floating while a dollar bill floats within an arms distance is genius. The Wizard deal is awful no? Either way they are starting over too. And that's good, if it sucks blow it up and start over. China does this with their children. True story. Knicks situation can only get better. They will sign a star whether it's Lebron or Wade or Bosh. If it's Lebron holy shit. I mean cmon, yes he can make similar money in Cleveland but let's not forget, it's fucking Cleveland. NYC trumps Cleveland in every category except tourism videos. However I'm not sold on them signing him I mean other teams are under the cap and those other teams have better players at the moment. So we'll see. Either way it had to be done. The Isiah Thomas Era is just about officially over. Thanks Obama! Now curling is cool but does anyone else laugh when they slide towards the release line? It looks so ridiculous I chuckle everytime. Where can I get those curling brushes? Things look suite for removal of snow from vehicles. Surf and Turf this weekend. I like the word mandible and will use it more often. "My mandible hurts". "I'm going to punch you in the mandible". I'm sticking to this not skipping lines in my post thing if you haven't noticed. Pink Floyd plays long songs. Tiger talks today. Selfish prick. So just one take on the Mets winning more than 80 games? Talk to me. I smell the Florida grass from here. Zeke get on Twitter. Don't forget no questions after the Tiger talk. HDH game between Melo and Bron last night. Melo won. I'm hearing Vick to the Rams hard right now. Beck and Clapton. Joe Andrew Stack is a terrorist by the way. "Officials: Texas pilot had grudge with IRS". Wow, really? You think?

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Jugdish said...

my eyes skated over your words like a graceful man in tights on the ice at the olympics. bravo ep! bravo!


/H

El Pad said...

"So Tiger is talking on Friday because he has to go back to "therapy". Gay"

actually he employs the same PR firm that represents Bill Clinton and if you notice or remember they always release news on Fridays

standard PR move to avoid mass media coverage a Tuesday or Thrusday would bring, let the weekend blow over and by Monday it will be less

El Pad said...

meiz wings with a fork

GET OUT! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!

HILLBILLY. WHITE TRASH.

Steve said...

eating wings with a fork requires no hard work, dedication, grace or beauty

El Pad said...

this is why meiz gets no vadge
because he eats wing with a fork

that's soft man, cmon

El Pad said...

tiger wife gonna be by his side like Kobe?

Jugdish said...

this is why meiz gets no vadge
because he eats wing with a fork


with 2 forks...chicks don't dig that

Beth said...

"this is why meiz gets no vadge
because he eats wing with a fork"

"with 2 forks...chicks don't dig that"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Steve said...

"chicks don't dig that"


Beth or H, can we get a ruling on this?

Steve said...

too late

El Pad said...

aitch is still off celebrating mens gold in the figure skating

El Pad said...

dont party too hard aitch, those white wine spritzers will bark in the morning

Beth said...

I am definitely in the group that is loving the H figure skating era. Actually I think the only one on LOV not in that group is H.

El Pad said...

removal of graves to build new runway at O'Hare

tem said...

i eat boneless wings with a fork.

tem said...

grave yards and golf courses are a huge waste of land.

Beth said...

"i eat boneless wings with a fork."

Which could explain why it took you so long to end your drought...

tem said...

people should just dump their dead into the ocean.

tem said...

not really

tem said...

that's not practical because most people don't live by an ocean.

Steve said...

Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit with xtra bacon, and xtra cheese and butter.



Dear Heart,

You'll be missed,

Sincerely,
Steve

tem said...

other than practicality there is nothing wrong with the idea

Beth said...

And it definitely explains why the wings waitress never responded to you.

tem said...

"Which could explain why it took you so long to end your drought..."


people are supposed to eat boneless wings with their hands?

tem said...

"And it definitely explains why the wings waitress never responded to you."

that was the First Watch waitress, not the Wings waitress.

tem said...

i think most people eat boneless wings with a fork.

Steve said...

"i think most people eat boneless wings with a fork."


^^^^^^^^

tem said...

but i eat chicken tenders without a fork.

tem said...

i use a straw to eat chicken mcnuggets.

not really.

tem said...

dinner last night was fun.

i had 5 beers and a shot.

Beth said...

"i had 5 beers and a shot."

Did you drink them with a spoon?

Steve said...

"dinner last night was fun.

i had 5 beers and a shot."


so the company had very little to do with the entertainment value.

El Pad said...

boneless ok

wings not ok

tem said...

"Did you drink them with a spoon?"


not all of them.

the shot was through a straw.

tem said...

it was one of those bendy big funny shaped straws little kids used to use.

until they realized there is no way to clean them out properly so they get all sorts of bacteria in them.

the 80 proof shot kills the bacteria though, so you can use them for shots.

tem said...

it is science.

tem said...

"so the company had very little to do with the entertainment value."

that helped. was out with a buddy from work. bartender was super cool.

between the two of us we had at least 10 beers and 4 or 5 shots (he drinks a lot of shots).

our bill was $14.

Steve said...

"our bill was $14."


nice

Todd Packer said...

"Beth or H, can we get a ruling on this?"

funny

Todd Packer said...

"The Nirvana album cover where the baby is in the pool floating while a dollar bill floats within an arms distance is genius"

i think we know why you think it's genius


/dong

I wish he was my dad said...

wings = no fork
boneless = fork


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

liquor secured last night for weekend, shit just got real

Steve said...

Nirvana cover. Damn that was 17 years ago...


the baby in the pic recreated it

I wish he was my dad said...

NYC trumps Cleveland in every category except tourism videos

-that's why Cleveland is the worst city to live in, and NY is only the 16th worst to live in

Todd Packer said...

"wings = no fork
boneless = fork"


i still think the term "boneless wings" is dumb

El Pad said...

at least it's friday

next person who says this gets the cobra clutch appplied

tem said...

"NYC trumps Cleveland in every category except tourism videos"

cleveland has better river/lake fires

El Pad said...

"i still think the term "boneless wings" is dumb"

michael voltaggio agrees

Beth said...

"the baby in the pic recreated it"

EP was very disappointed to see that the kid had on a swimsuit this time.

Todd Packer said...

"Nirvana cover. Damn that was 17 years ago..."

> 17 years ago

El Pad said...

tp old is settling in huh

tem said...

boneless wings is a dumb term.

tem said...

speaking of i will probably have some for lunch today at BW3s.

Todd Packer said...

"tp old is settling in huh"

yup

El Pad said...

no meat today tem

::meiz and TP disagree::

El Pad said...

ny governer is a lazy blind bastard

Todd Packer said...

"::meiz and TP disagree::"

beth too

El Pad said...

SMACK YOU IN THE MOUTH

I'M NEIL DIAMOND!

El Pad said...

i can watch old will ferrell snl clips all day long

Steve said...

""::meiz and TP disagree::"

beth too"

add steve to the list

Todd Packer said...

"i can watch old will ferrell snl clips all day long"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

if anyone wants to laugh today

El Pad said...

add steve to the list

obviously

Steve said...

"obviously"

don't be bitter cause i've already had 6 slices of bacon today and probably gonna jump all over a double cheese burger for lunch.

Todd Packer said...

i’m hoping someone will provide a running diary of the tiger press conference

tem said...

i am a terrible catholic.

El Pad said...

most of us are tem

Todd Packer said...

"don't be bitter cause i've already had 6 slices of bacon today and probably gonna jump all over a double cheese burger for lunch."


i eat double cheese burgers with 2 forks

/meiz

El Pad said...

"don't be bitter cause i've already had 6 slices of bacon today and probably gonna jump all over a double cheese burger for lunch."

heart disease #1 killer amongst black men

troof

El Pad said...

"i eat double cheese burgers with 2 forks

/meiz"

ooooo i smell an era

El Pad said...

i like fridays when tp works from home, he's funnier at home

Todd Packer said...

"i like fridays when tp works from home, he's funnier at home"

i'm at work today

Steve said...

"hoping someone will provide a running diary of the tiger press conference"


^^^^^^^^^^^

I wish he was my dad said...

i eat double cheese burgers with 2 forks

/meiz


aitch

I wish he was my dad said...

the no meat on Friday thing seems ridiculously arbitrary to me; why would God care anyway? It was just a deal that the religious leaders made with the fishermen thousands of years ago anyway

I wish he was my dad said...

WADR of course; not trying to offend anyone here (ns)

Steve said...

"i eat double cheese burgers with 2 forks"

i dated a girl that cut her cheeseburger in half with a knife before she ate it.


she didn't last long

Steve said...

"the no meat on Friday thing seems ridiculously arbitrary to me; why would God care anyway? It was just a deal that the religious leaders made with the fishermen thousands of years ago anyway"


::ding ding ding::

I wish he was my dad said...

I know a lot of people who eat Pizza with a knife and a fork out at restaurants....f that

Steve said...

"f that"


^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

"i dated a girl that cut her cheeseburger in half with a knife before she ate it."

standard move for a woman

Jugdish said...

"f that"


depends on the pizza...some of that deep dish pizza would be better with a knife and fork...or two forks

blue said...

"i'm at work today"

because you fired everyone else

Todd Packer said...

"because you fired everyone else"

funny.... no i work every other friday... that might change though

Todd Packer said...

"standard move for a woman"

agreed

blue said...

""the no meat on Friday thing seems ridiculously arbitrary to me; why would God care anyway? It was just a deal that the religious leaders made with the fishermen thousands of years ago anyway""

traditional catholic is no meat during the duration of lent...they started to allow fish on fridays way back because fisherman were going out of business during that time...back then everyone had their own meat, cattle, whatnots, it wasn't an "industry" like it is today...but fishing was an industry

I wish he was my dad said...

my religion says no Skittles on Wednesdays during August

Steve said...

Origin of lent

Jugdish said...

my religion says no Skittles on Wednesdays during August


hilarity

Steve said...

"my religion says no Skittles on Wednesdays during August"

not even the red ones?

El Pad said...

"the no meat on Friday thing seems ridiculously arbitrary to me; why would God care anyway? It was just a deal that the religious leaders made with the fishermen thousands of years ago anyway"

little bit of an urban legend story

you abstain from meat to draw nourishment from some other source, it's the idea of denying yourself something to focus

your honestly supposed to fast and eat one meal, preferably a small meal and old school catholics (my grandfather) wouldnt allow you to eat fish either considering it "flesh"

it's all interpretation anyway

Jugdish said...

its just a tradition...nothing more

Jugdish said...

i don't think anyone gets mad if you eat meat on fridays

I wish he was my dad said...

you abstain from meat to draw nourishment from some other source, it's the idea of denying yourself something to focus

that's cool; never thought of it in that way (ns)

blue said...

"i don't think anyone gets mad if you eat meat on fridays"


cmblue gets mad..so there is one person

blue said...

"your honestly supposed to fast and eat one meal, preferably a small meal and old school catholics (my grandfather) wouldnt allow you to eat fish either considering it "flesh""

correct...when first met cmblue we abstained from meat of any kind for the duration of lent...becomes impossible when you have kids and want them to not die

Todd Packer said...

"its just a tradition...nothing more"

like the Masters?

El Pad said...

"its just a tradition...nothing more"

tradition is like hitting the notre dame sign on the way out

Todd Packer said...

semi-i2i

Steve said...

"when first met cmblue we abstained from meat of any kind for the duration of lent"


did you ever cheat? yea...you cheated.

Jugdish said...

you can fast at any time to get that focus

El Pad said...

"cmblue gets mad..so there is one person"

i get mad, i take lent season very serious, NS

laugh all you want it's my belief not yours

i think it's a graceful and beautiful time and i train hard for this

Steve said...

"tradition is like hitting the notre dame sign on the way out"


or going to the 0.25 peep show on Tuesdays.

I wish he was my dad said...

Gophs punched their ticket to the NIT yesterday; IN YOU FACE MEIZ














sssssssssss

blue said...

TIGER TIME

El Pad said...

where can i watch this debacle?

Todd Packer said...

"where can i watch this debacle?"

i'm guessing on almost any channel

Jugdish said...

except espn



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blue said...

NO ELIN today

Jugdish said...

i did not have...sexual relations...with those women.


/tiger

blue said...

no hat

Steve said...

he looks like he's about to cry

blue said...

he'as already about to cry

Jugdish said...

im not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe.


/tiger

blue said...

sorry count


1

blue said...

o/u on "sorry" is 5.5

blue said...

ns

I wish he was my dad said...

from the lady with Down Syndrome who voiced the FG character that has Palin all up in arms:

"In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes."

-ooooh, face Sarah P

El Pad said...

watching now

my behavior, my behavior, my behavior

blue said...

"my behavior has been a personal disappointment"


not to me

El Pad said...

very teary eyes

visibly upset, might be ay* drops

blue said...

I do a lot of charity work...i'm awesome

blue said...

sorry count

2

Jugdish said...

elin showed grace? suite!


/H

blue said...

covering up for his wife..

he's got her back...she's a motherfucker

El Pad said...

elin never hit him

blue said...

shot of tiger's mom


she seems disappointed

El Pad said...

shot of his mom

suite

Steve said...

"elin showed grace? suite!


/H"

hilarity

Jugdish said...

he is owning it

blue said...

Elin should wear one of those

"i am a motherfucker" shirts

El Pad said...

temptations

that's a motown group not a woman

El Pad said...

admonishing himself right now

blue said...

"and kids all around the world who have admired me"

(some of which may be mine)

El Pad said...

a heckler would be suite right now

El Pad said...

sorry again

El Pad said...

biting lip

may cry now

Jugdish said...

apology accepted

El Pad said...

no ped's

Jugdish said...

he did kick my dog once

blue said...

papparazzi are evil

El Pad said...

paparazzi getting taken to the toolshed now

Steve said...

wrap it up, dude

El Pad said...

*toolshed

ymsoab

/zeke

blue said...

i thought it was supposed to only be one camera

El Pad said...

raised a buddhist

blue said...

buddhism?

RE,R

Jugdish said...

I never used PED's, and I never, EVER, ate my wings with two forks. ever!

/Tiger

blue said...

"I am here to announce that I'm starting my campaign for the democratic presidential nomination in 2012"

El Pad said...

tiger going back to shutter island tomorrow

Jugdish said...

i wonder if his therapy includes happy endings

blue said...

blue shirt lady looks very interested

blue said...

looks like she might have nice boobs

Jugdish said...

he could probably get a .25 spank bank window installed in his house


/Lp

El Pad said...

not giving a day for golf

blue said...

plans to return to golf...maybe not this year though

El Pad said...

unleash the puppies blue shirt old lady!!

Jugdish said...

well I'm not sure he should thank everyone who has reached out to him

blue said...

finally:

I'm coming after you all you assholes that were talking shit about me...i'm going to obliterate you when I get back on the golf course

blue said...

he's gonna hug his momma

Jugdish said...

I HAVE ROOM IN MY HEART TIGER!


/H

El Pad said...

hugging mommy and other white woman

blue said...

he touched the blue shirt ladies boobs

El Pad said...

now doing handshakes with white men

blue said...

you know he's boned her


This is why Elin wasn't there, she hates blue shirt lady

El Pad said...

and it's over

El Pad said...

those ladies appeared to be swedish maybe elin's fam, sister or mother

if blue shirt lady is elins mother she's a cougar

El Pad said...

I thought it was Elin (pronounced L-IN) not Elin (pronounced EE-LIN)

El Pad said...

like i'm not EEL Padrino

I'm El Padrino

El Pad said...

fucking swedes

El Pad said...

elin was probably watching the olympics

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I thought it was Elin (pronounced L-IN) not Elin (pronounced EE-LIN)"

shocking

Jugdish said...

like i'm not EEL Padrino



you are now

El Pad said...

no wedding ring on tiger btw

El Pad said...

why is that shocking that sounds like a mispronounciation to me

Keef said...

"Keef, you still stocking shelves at the Depot?"

Si

I wish he was my dad said...

like i'm not EEL Padrino



you are now


suite

El Pad said...

keenan will clown this tiger presser on SNL this weekend

Spaceman Spiff said...

"why is that shocking that sounds like a mispronounciation to me"

shocking that youve never heard soemone on TV say her name out of the brazillion or so times its happened, shocking you think youre right on this

Jugdish said...

but not surprising?

El Pad said...

i dont think i'm right, nerve paid attention to the way hername was pronounced

i heard it but i didnt listen

Spaceman Spiff said...

if tiger pronounced her name incorrectly at first, she would have corrected him and he would say it the correct way now

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i heard it but i didnt listen"

nice

Todd Packer said...

"i heard it but i didnt listen"

well played

Steve said...

Look man, you can listen to Jimi but you can't hear him. There's a difference man. Just because you're listening to him doesn't mean you're hearing him.

Jugdish said...

Look man, you can listen to Jimi but you can't hear him. There's a difference man. Just because you're listening to him doesn't mean you're hearing him.



EelP can't jump?

Spaceman Spiff said...

unagi padrino

blue said...

EelP:

I can stuff it.

blue said...

"shocking that youve never heard soemone on TV say her name out of the brazillion or so times its happened, shocking you think youre right on this"


brazillion reminds me of a joke i've heard somewhere...i'll see if I can find it

Todd Packer said...

kitchen/breakroom was SRO for tiger

blue said...

the prepared dramatic pauses and stares into the camera were awesome


now I know how phil mickelson feels when tiger stares him down.

Spaceman Spiff said...

UFC talk:

tem,

bad news on your UFC picks. yesterday they announced Rothwell is sick and some can was picked to replace him, crocop should win now.

also, elvis got hurt and that fight was completely dropped

Todd Packer said...

rome should be good today

Keef said...

"laugh all you want it's my belief not yours"


Don't throw your beliefs onto everyone else.

Keef said...

"actually he employs the same PR firm that represents Bill Clinton and if you notice or remember they always release news on Fridays"

"tiger going back to shutter island tomorrow"


apology accepted

El Pad said...

yeah i knew that

just sayin even if he werent going back to candyland tomorrow he'd be making the news on friday

Keef said...

"rome should be good today"

^^^^^

Keef said...

"just sayin even if he werent going back to candyland tomorrow he'd be making the news on friday"

apology accepted

Keef said...

It would be on a Friday, but not the Friday of the match play tourney

Keef said...

bold

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