Two # 1 seeds. First time since Bills-Cowboys, 1993. First time the top two touchdown throwing QB's statistically have met since Rypien/Kelly in 1992. It's the Saints first time ever representing the NFC in the Super Bowl. Colts are going for their 3rd straight Miami Super Bowl win. Basic facts.
The Saints do have the #1 offense in the league. They averaged 32.6 points per game. The Colts however are really 18-0 even though they are not. I know that sounds weird or what-iffy but fuck you. It's true. If they don't pull their starters in Week 15 against the JETS they win. And if they play everyone in Buffalo they win. That's called science. My point. I don't care if Jesus Christ comes down from heaven and plays middle linebacker to match wits with Manning. The Colts are not losing this game. They haven't lost one all year long (when they are trying to win). Honestly we could be looking at a team that can go on a mini-dynasty run. Like 2 more super bowls maybe. The Saints are really good in their own right so it may take awhile to for the Colts to prevail but they will. And they have been through that before.
Interestingly enough their last Super Bowl in Miami didn't go so smooth until the 2nd half. It was raining then, forecast for Sunday mentions rain. Jim Nantz and Phil Simms are calling the action for CBS, which is the same pair and network that broadcast the Colts last Super Bowl. There were more Chicago fans than Colts fans in 2006 just like there are more Saints fans than Colts fans this year. If I'm Jim Caldwell, I ask the league if I can wear my road whites, which is what they wore when they won. None of this really matters but it's fun knowing all these little tidbits.
Interestingly enough their last Super Bowl in Miami didn't go so smooth until the 2nd half. It was raining then, forecast for Sunday mentions rain. Jim Nantz and Phil Simms are calling the action for CBS, which is the same pair and network that broadcast the Colts last Super Bowl. There were more Chicago fans than Colts fans in 2006 just like there are more Saints fans than Colts fans this year. If I'm Jim Caldwell, I ask the league if I can wear my road whites, which is what they wore when they won. None of this really matters but it's fun knowing all these little tidbits.
Officially I will take the Colts -4.5, under 56.5. Final score will be 31-23.
2.5 is the line with under (-125) and over (+150)
I'm taking the over.
You can also guess or bet on what color top she'll be wearing. Black is the odds on favorite (also happens to be her favorite color of cock) at 6-5. I won't bet this because I'm praying she won't even wear a top.
Ok, I say the Colts score more points in the 2nd half than they do in the first half. That's even money so $100 risking there.
No punts by the Colts is +1000 so I'll put 10 bucks on it to win $100 just in case.
$100 to win $150 for "Will a special team or defensive score occur". Yes.
Will there a successful 2-point conversion? Yes for $50 which brings back $200. (+400). Brees and the Saints will trail late and have to go for two.
Will Robert Meachem score a TD? Hell yes, +270. (Risking $100)
Player to score first (either team), all bets are for $100, I list the odds in money:
Austin Collie +1800
Dave Thomas +1800
Mike Bell +1500
Joseph Addai +550
Donald Brown +1500
Player to make the first interception. Same deal.
Will Smith +1800
Clint Session +1500
Gary Brackett +1500
Randall Gay +1000
MVP's, same deal, all $100 odds are in money payouts
Darren Sharper +3300
Reggie Wayne +1000
Will Smith +5000
Austin Collie +1800
Drew Brees +300
Under 8 punts, it's -160 but a lock.
Over 3.5 sacks +240 (Risk $100)
Enjoy the game, should be a good one.
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So it does fail, got it.
yes keef it does fail
oh that was beth, sorry honey i just read the comment and assumed
brooklyn bagels
det
steve phillips on Today, talking about why he porked the ugliest chick in the world
he must need a yob
"oh that was beth, sorry honey i just read the comment and assumed"
You're mistaking me for keef now???? I think I feel insulted.
No wait, yes, I DO feel insulted...
another super bowl fun fact
Vince Lombardi's grandson is the QB's coach for the Saints.
"No wait, yes, I DO feel insulted..."
i'm sorry let's make up
hey can't i get my tweets to appear on the LOV site, I know I can, I wish they'd appear as a comment too
that would be hdh
"i'm sorry let's make up"
Sounds good to me. Of course my idea of making up is for you to buy me expensive jewelry.
my idea is slightly different....
; )
was watching the end of Jaws last night and if that movie was made today the shark would not look like a giant fake steel mechanic shark
needless to say that movie is awesome
wings on sale, i spoke to soon
friday is when the sales come out
POW!
wing shortage my ass
POW POW
$4.99 Tyson party wings bag
POW
nathans hot dogs on sale asswell
POW POW
Pathmark also has wings on sale, two variety's
POW POW
nancy o'dell has a weird face
but her pants were painted on last night
nick cannon is a fool
Carrie Underwood odds for national anthem (remember I had the over last year for Jennifer Hudson, and won) is 1 minute and 42 seconds.
which is tough, last year it was like 2 min and i knew hudson was going over because black female artists tend to stretch out the songs they sing
not sure if carrie will do that so the under is certaintly in play
and odds say it's the favorite at -125
over is -105
I forgot to mention the Colts are 12-4 ATS this year, and if you throw the Jets game out they are 12-3 (week 15 game I means*)
Saints are unimpressive 9-9 ATS
NFC teams are a sneaky 5-2 ATS in the past 7 super bowls, many close games and one Win (GIANTS!!!)
over/under officially jumped a lil to 57, changes nothing, i like the under
Manning is 7-0 ATS in the past 7 games in which he's played the whole game....
im not making any super bowl bets this year, just gonna get drunk and enjoy the game
EP, try to take a breath every now and then when talking about Super Bowl bets.
im not making any super bowl bets this year, just gonna get drunk and do my best to avoid train tracks and enjoy the game
*fixed
let's re-submit this to WIKI
"EP, try to take a breath every now and then when talking about Super Bowl bets."
I'm pumped! One of my favorite weekends of the year
im not making any super bowl bets this year, just gonna get drunk and do my best to avoid train tracks and enjoy the game
i keep telling my friends i want another shot at that river trip this year!
It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer
This wedding is horseshit!
so
freeney needs to show up to his next interview with a bloody sock on...schilling style
prop bets are fixed anyway
archie manning one moved from 2.5 to 4.5 or something like that.
If I'm the director of the game at CBS, I hammer the over, and then keep showing him after every great play.
same with the KK one, hammer the over and keep showing her tits.
same with what color top...she should bet on the color that has the best return, and then wear that top.
i don't like prop bets where somebody actually "controls" the outcome of the bet.
like Carrie Underwood...she should bet the under, sing it normal and be done in 58 seconds...then take her shirt off and spin it round her head like a helicopter..petey pablo style
an American Idol alum has sang the national anthem three times in a row
nerve had a punt return for a TD in a superbowl...reggie bush will be the first
A friend of mine just sent me an email with a bunch of anti-Obama signs from some relay. My favorite one:
"I listed the federal government as a dependent on my tax return this year"
"i don't like prop bets where somebody actually "controls" the outcome of the bet."
^^^^^^^^
"If they don't pull their starters in Week 15 against the JETS they win. And if they play everyone in Buffalo they win."
pussies
3 day work week next week...suite!
"$4.99 Tyson party wings bag
POW"
that's your sales price???
that's your sales price???
caput mundi
yeah it's a 5 pound bag, .99 a lb
POW
"Carrie Underwood odds for national anthem (remember I had the over last year for Jennifer Hudson, and won) is 1 minute and 42 seconds.
"
she has sang it many times before. just look and see how long it took her before.
CMEP HAS SECURED THE WINGS
"let's re-submit this to WIKI"
wiki rejected it because there is no mention of tem.
she has sang it many times before. just look and see how long it took her before.
i hope she sings the other three verses
the ones about my balls?
i haven't heard that verse
the sweat from his ballz
"you can lick the...sweat from my ballz, sweat from my ballz"
name that movie
"name that movie"
The Wacky Adventures of Steve and Jug's Mom?
"Steve and Beth Head to Paris"
"Steve does Sorority Row"
ok, i'm done
nerve saw that movie
name that movie
CB4; awesome flick
straight out of lowcash
kod gets it.
funny shit...one of chris rock's finest performances
wow haven't seen that movie in a real long time
straight outta lowcash...a crazy motherfucker named gusto
"American Idol" producers are eager to hire Howard Stern to replace Simon Cowell as the show's tough-talking judge, sources tell Page Six.
An insider said that producers of the hit Fox show say Stern, America's highest-paid radio personality, is their top choice to take over from Cowell, who leaves at the end of this season. They approached the King of All Media after he repeatedly mentioned on-air that his exclusive Sirius XM Radio deal expires next January and he was open to other offers. Cowell was paid $50 million a year.
"Wow you can't sing but do you mind taking off your top?"
"Wow you can't sing but do you mind taking off your top?"
i'd watch that
he'll have chicks sitting on his lap
maybe he'll have beetlejuice come in and audition
if that guy is still around
so we are officially under contract to sell our house
tell you what..selling a house sucks way way way more ballz than buying one does
did you buy a new one?
american idol would have to move to hbo
"did you buy a new one?"
sortof...we've been under contract to have one built since last September...they actually broke ground on it last week, so the timing works out pretty well...we'll be homeless for a couple weeks though in between selling and our new house being ready.
good for new
brand new house, what is that like within a community?
i meant good for you
it is in a gated community.
blue is rich.
obviously
it has a moat
ryan moats?
Apparently EP doesn't care that TP is blocked because this is a "gambling site."
it has a moat
gotta keep that Black Knight at bay
"The real force on that D is Brock anyway."
You serious, Clark?
ryan moats?
he is blue's butler
kod needs to eat more ice cream, anything an illegal pushes around in a cart and sells for a buck should not be the best in any category
'POW' run was annoying, youre better than that EP
"Apparently EP doesn't care that TP is blocked because this is a "gambling site."
wha
"kod needs to eat more ice cream, anything an illegal pushes around in a cart and sells for a buck should not be the best in any category"
a kod "BEST THING I EVER ATE" show would be awful
kod needs to eat more ice cream, anything an illegal pushes around in a cart and sells for a buck should not be the best in any category
nah, they sell them at Wallmart
"A friend of mine just sent me an email with a bunch of anti-Obama signs from some relay. My favorite one:"
WFT is a relay? Is that like a rally?
a kod "BEST THING I EVER ATE" show would be awful
what an odd remark
'POW' run was annoying, youre better than that EP"
step bros
are you saying Pow? what are you saying
of course they sell them in stores too, just saying its one of those things the illegals push around over here
of course they sell them in stores too, just saying its one of those things the illegals push around over here
talking shit about something you've never tried; that sounds familiar here...but not from you
all those cart pushers ring their bell when they are around, i used to hate walking outside to see it was the ice cream bar illegal and not the mexican corn illegal
13 year old recruited by USC
pretty sure ive tried it
my parents love them
""I think they're going to be so far ahead that people are going to say, 'Oh, ho-hum, he played a good game, they won by two scores, the Colts won their second championship,' " Dungy said of Manning on Thursday. "He's going to have those rings Sunday night. I don't think it's going to be close.""
suite jinx
what's the name of them again?
helados
Helados Mexico Coconut Ice Cream Bars
-they have other flavors, but I've just had the Coconut
"-they have other flavors, but I've just had the Coconut"
I've had these, not the coco, i've had the tamarind one, the mexican store sells them, where i get dried chillis
TMZ catches jim caldwell
jimmy johnson uses male enhancement product
"friday is when the sales come out"
Wednesday here.
They really rope you folks in.
Right now Hooters Bentley sauce and Wing Factory's habanera sauce are having a wrestling match in my colon
i dont trust the water here, taste different
did lovad enjoy that alexis texas/belladonna porn link from last night?
I have the stupids today.
ketchup
what knife?
at least he wore a helmet
"did lovad enjoy that alexis texas/belladonna porn link from last night?"
didn't click on it
"didn't click on it"
fool
watching something that I know you had just rubbed one out too is not cool
i believe in sharing
So what's our Reds/Mess bet? YOu want that beer?
i want some cactus
RA, R?
I could probably mail a cactus
i dont know what that means
the beer is fine
what do you want?
When I lived in Ohio, I came back to AZ for a week and broat* back some cacti for some folks in Ohio
"i dont know what that means"
Serious?
"what do you want?"
Fresh kielbasa
Ok done
$20 worth? or what's the limit
Yeah $20ish is cool because shipping will probably be at least another $10
Chili Cheese Fritos = Win
ok done
beer for me, some az micro brew joint
fresh kielbasa for you, i'll have to get some dry ice which cost me more but that's fine, i'm used to paying more in caput mundi
do you want a pic of my dong to compare to the kilebasa?
s
"fresh kielbasa for you, i'll have to get some dry ice which cost me more but that's fine, i'm used to paying more in caput mundi"
1) Don't lose the bet and you won't need to
2) The beer will be heavier than the kielbasa so shipping will be more
3) That's why I said $20ish. I'm not gonna bitch if it's only $17 worth
Mike Irvin fired from his radio gig for the sex allegations.
Mike just cain't* get right.
do you want a pic of my dong to compare to the kilebasa?
s
he said kielbasa not mini-smokies
*throws up in mouth a little*
"1) Don't lose the bet and you won't need to
2) The beer will be heavier than the kielbasa so shipping will be more
3) That's why I said $20ish. I'm not gonna bitch if it's only $17 worth"
i'm joking dick
beer for me, some az micro brew joint
4 Peaks
i'm joking, now show me your dick
*fized
Tony Dungy seems like a grate* dood, but hot damn if he didn't just ratchet up the pressure on Caldwell and Manning and lay an uber reverse jinz* on them.
"4 Peaks"
That's why I linked for him the other day
ns
jesus
guess it would just be an uber jinz*
*what, not why
just ordered my v-day flowers.
106$
woe
sounds like a deal!
/T
gonna have to wait a long time to enjoy some 4 peaks
unless i run across 2 porn stars
I've had 4 Peaks "kilt lifter"
it was aight
the %ABV was pretty high for a beer I think
you sent yourself flowers?
s
"mini-smokies"
is that how you say it in real life
because of the "-"?
sure
"just ordered my v-day flowers.
106$"
brutal
I didn't catch the "mini smokies". Nice
brutal
yeah shit ain't suite*
gotta get the godiva next
double woe
and taking that bitch out for dinner
triple woe
"because of the "-"?"
no, because they are lit'l smokies
flowers at the korean grocery are $16
det
happy v day my lady
fuck outta here
cooked up some pot stickers that I bought from CostCo last night.
gave me brutal gas, it was grate* ns
cmk isn't big on V-Day, lucky for me. I'll just get her some flowers from the sto*, and we're gonna hit up Benihana for dinner
"flowers at the korean grocery are $16"
^^^^
I guess it's not a korean store here
I'm going to Hooters on vday.
DET
"gotta get the godiva next
double woe"
check costco if they still have the godiva gift cards, not to give to her, but to use yourself and save money. gift cards at costco are suite pay like 80% what you would
I fucked up our first v-day together, set the bar too high
took fmz to a nice hotel for a weekend, champagne, flowers, choc, present, etc.
fucking dipshit
check costco if they still have the godiva gift cards, not to give to her, but to use yourself and save money. gift cards at costco are suite pay like 80% what you would
ymsoab!
I'll check it out
fmz handed me the godiva catalogue earlier this week
I gave her a
::charlie and the chocolate factory::
that didn't go over too well
"took fmz to a nice hotel for a weekend, champagne, flowers, choc, present, etc."
zeke lookt* up ROMANCE
"flowers at the korean grocery are $16
det
"
costco is also cheap for these, grab a couple rose bouquets and youre good to go, like 25$
fucking dipshit
^^^^^^^^
wadr
for 2
"took fmz to a nice hotel for a weekend, champagne, flowers, choc, present, etc."
at least you got hotel sex.
hotel sex >>> than home sex
cmep knows i hate v day and her expectations are extremely low
often times we just go out for a dinner a week or two after or before, nothing fancy either
anyway i'm still working on this gigantic romance plan so maybe it'll be done by then
"took fmz to a nice hotel for a weekend, champagne, flowers, choc, present, etc.
fucking dipshit"
rookie mistake
yeah hotel sex is always better
not sure why, it's just raunchier
vday is always low key because fmspiffs bday is a few days before, so i just have to do something then
what's FMZ getting you?
rookie mistake
yeah, I put it on a pedestal
awful mistake
what's FMZ getting you?
::hebrew::
it's a two way street
"not sure why, it's just raunchier"
you absorb all the sex that was there before you
cmep normally gets me a lil sumtin sumtin
godiva's usually
det, ns
vday aint just for women yo
it's a two way street
I usually get a card and a booty dance.
it works for me.
"you absorb all the sex that was there before you"
good way of putting it, like spirits, maybe i can find the gspot during hotel sex
"I usually get a card and a booty dance.
it works for me."
dat's what i'm talking bout
that's a myth
the g spot that is
EP I misst* your romance plan, what are the details?
this should be entertaining
"EP I misst* your romance plan, what are the details?"
Taking off his shoes during sexy time
Taking off his shoes during sexy time
hilarity
"baby, tonight I'm standing on my tippy toes, get that step stool outta here"
Taking off his shoes during sexy time
no, that's not convenient
/lp
no, that's not convenient
/lp
It is convenient if he pays $50 for someone else to do it
then your feet get cold
nice post freak
EP - superbowl menu?
tmz has a sports page?
is it like the onion?
"EP I misst* your romance plan, what are the details?
this should be entertaining"
i'm in negotiations with St. Patrick's Day catherdral (the st patty's day on 5th ave, nyc) for a renewal of vows
cmep always wanted to get married there but we couldnt at the time so i'm gonna try and make that happen for her, i'll grab a room at the Hilton on 6th, then maybe a lil dinner afterwards
problem is the waiting list is long, but the higher my "donation" is the better chance I have at doing it in October (5 year ann)
but that's my plan, it's magic
"gotta keep that Black Knight at bay"
It's just a flesh wound
"EP - superbowl menu?"
chilli, wings, taco dip, sliders
thats it
i'll post wing shots sunday or tomorrow when I make them
i'm trying to figure out a way to invite peoples to the ceremony but not out for dinner
tough
but that's my plan, it's magic
solid plan, good luck with it
if the cathedral is too busy just do it at the OG.
2 birds, one stone
BAM!
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