Friday, February 05, 2010

Super Bowl

Two # 1 seeds. First time since Bills-Cowboys, 1993. First time the top two touchdown throwing QB's statistically have met since Rypien/Kelly in 1992. It's the Saints first time ever representing the NFC in the Super Bowl. Colts are going for their 3rd straight Miami Super Bowl win. Basic facts.

The line is 4.5, colts are favored. Couple of things first than I'll get to my prop bets.

The Saints do have the #1 offense in the league. They averaged 32.6 points per game. The Colts however are really 18-0 even though they are not. I know that sounds weird or what-iffy but fuck you. It's true. If they don't pull their starters in Week 15 against the JETS they win. And if they play everyone in Buffalo they win. That's called science. My point. I don't care if Jesus Christ comes down from heaven and plays middle linebacker to match wits with Manning. The Colts are not losing this game. They haven't lost one all year long (when they are trying to win). Honestly we could be looking at a team that can go on a mini-dynasty run. Like 2 more super bowls maybe. The Saints are really good in their own right so it may take awhile to for the Colts to prevail but they will. And they have been through that before.

Interestingly enough their last Super Bowl in Miami didn't go so smooth until the 2nd half. It was raining then, forecast for Sunday mentions rain. Jim Nantz and Phil Simms are calling the action for CBS, which is the same pair and network that broadcast the Colts last Super Bowl. There were more Chicago fans than Colts fans in 2006 just like there are more Saints fans than Colts fans this year. If I'm Jim Caldwell, I ask the league if I can wear my road whites, which is what they wore when they won. None of this really matters but it's fun knowing all these little tidbits.

Now the Saints can play some defense and alot of what they plan on doing is keeping the ball in front of them. This will allow they to strip the ball as much as possible and make Manning earn every throw. Something I am sure the Indy coaching stuff is preaching to it's offensive players (the strip part). I'm recommending taking the under which is 56.5. The Indy defense is better than good, maybe very good and not getting a stitch of newspaper coverage. Probably the way they like it. I woulnd't be surprised if they force Brees into a turnover or two. Freeny will play, everyone knows that. Effective? Maybe not in the 3rd or 4th quarter but initially, jacked up on Mountain Dew he'll be a force. The real force on that D is Brock anyway.

Officially I will take the Colts -4.5, under 56.5. Final score will be 31-23.

Props.
As usual $100 on tails. It never fails (cept the past two years).

How many times will the CBS cameras pan over to Kim Khardashian?
2.5 is the line with under (-125) and over (+150)

I'm taking the over.

You can also guess or bet on what color top she'll be wearing. Black is the odds on favorite (also happens to be her favorite color of cock) at 6-5. I won't bet this because I'm praying she won't even wear a top.

Ok, I say the Colts score more points in the 2nd half than they do in the first half. That's even money so $100 risking there.

No punts by the Colts is +1000 so I'll put 10 bucks on it to win $100 just in case.

$100 to win $150 for "Will a special team or defensive score occur". Yes.

Will there a successful 2-point conversion? Yes for $50 which brings back $200. (+400). Brees and the Saints will trail late and have to go for two.

Will Robert Meachem score a TD? Hell yes, +270. (Risking $100)

Player to score first (either team), all bets are for $100, I list the odds in money:

Austin Collie +1800
Dave Thomas +1800
Mike Bell +1500
Joseph Addai +550
Donald Brown +1500

Player to make the first interception. Same deal.

Will Smith +1800
Clint Session +1500
Gary Brackett +1500
Randall Gay +1000

MVP's, same deal, all $100 odds are in money payouts

Darren Sharper +3300
Reggie Wayne +1000
Will Smith +5000
Austin Collie +1800
Drew Brees +300

Under 8 punts, it's -160 but a lock.

Over 3.5 sacks +240 (Risk $100)

Enjoy the game, should be a good one.

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Beth said...

"As usual $100 on tails. It never fails (cept the past two years)"

So it does fail, got it.

El Pad said...

yes keef it does fail

El Pad said...

oh that was beth, sorry honey i just read the comment and assumed

El Pad said...

brooklyn bagels

det

El Pad said...

steve phillips on Today, talking about why he porked the ugliest chick in the world

El Pad said...

he must need a yob

Beth said...

"oh that was beth, sorry honey i just read the comment and assumed"

You're mistaking me for keef now???? I think I feel insulted.

No wait, yes, I DO feel insulted...

El Pad said...

another super bowl fun fact

Vince Lombardi's grandson is the QB's coach for the Saints.

El Pad said...

"No wait, yes, I DO feel insulted..."

i'm sorry let's make up

El Pad said...

hey can't i get my tweets to appear on the LOV site, I know I can, I wish they'd appear as a comment too

that would be hdh

Beth said...

"i'm sorry let's make up"

Sounds good to me. Of course my idea of making up is for you to buy me expensive jewelry.

El Pad said...

my idea is slightly different....

; )

El Pad said...

was watching the end of Jaws last night and if that movie was made today the shark would not look like a giant fake steel mechanic shark

needless to say that movie is awesome

El Pad said...

wings on sale, i spoke to soon

friday is when the sales come out

POW!

El Pad said...

wing shortage my ass

POW POW

El Pad said...

$4.99 Tyson party wings bag

POW

El Pad said...

nathans hot dogs on sale asswell

POW POW

El Pad said...

Pathmark also has wings on sale, two variety's

POW POW

El Pad said...

nancy o'dell has a weird face

but her pants were painted on last night

El Pad said...

nick cannon is a fool

El Pad said...

Carrie Underwood odds for national anthem (remember I had the over last year for Jennifer Hudson, and won) is 1 minute and 42 seconds.

which is tough, last year it was like 2 min and i knew hudson was going over because black female artists tend to stretch out the songs they sing

El Pad said...

not sure if carrie will do that so the under is certaintly in play
and odds say it's the favorite at -125

over is -105

El Pad said...

I forgot to mention the Colts are 12-4 ATS this year, and if you throw the Jets game out they are 12-3 (week 15 game I means*)

El Pad said...

Saints are unimpressive 9-9 ATS

El Pad said...

NFC teams are a sneaky 5-2 ATS in the past 7 super bowls, many close games and one Win (GIANTS!!!)

El Pad said...

over/under officially jumped a lil to 57, changes nothing, i like the under

El Pad said...

Manning is 7-0 ATS in the past 7 games in which he's played the whole game....

Jugdish said...

im not making any super bowl bets this year, just gonna get drunk and enjoy the game

Beth said...

EP, try to take a breath every now and then when talking about Super Bowl bets.

Beth said...

im not making any super bowl bets this year, just gonna get drunk and do my best to avoid train tracks and enjoy the game

*fixed

El Pad said...

let's re-submit this to WIKI

El Pad said...

"EP, try to take a breath every now and then when talking about Super Bowl bets."

I'm pumped! One of my favorite weekends of the year

Jugdish said...

im not making any super bowl bets this year, just gonna get drunk and do my best to avoid train tracks and enjoy the game



i keep telling my friends i want another shot at that river trip this year!

El Pad said...

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer

Jugdish said...

This wedding is horseshit!

blue said...

so

Jugdish said...

freeney needs to show up to his next interview with a bloody sock on...schilling style

blue said...

prop bets are fixed anyway


archie manning one moved from 2.5 to 4.5 or something like that.

If I'm the director of the game at CBS, I hammer the over, and then keep showing him after every great play.

same with the KK one, hammer the over and keep showing her tits.

same with what color top...she should bet on the color that has the best return, and then wear that top.

i don't like prop bets where somebody actually "controls" the outcome of the bet.

blue said...

like Carrie Underwood...she should bet the under, sing it normal and be done in 58 seconds...then take her shirt off and spin it round her head like a helicopter..petey pablo style

El Pad said...

an American Idol alum has sang the national anthem three times in a row

blue said...

nerve had a punt return for a TD in a superbowl...reggie bush will be the first

Beth said...

A friend of mine just sent me an email with a bunch of anti-Obama signs from some relay. My favorite one:

"I listed the federal government as a dependent on my tax return this year"

Steve said...

"i don't like prop bets where somebody actually "controls" the outcome of the bet."


^^^^^^^^

Steve said...

"If they don't pull their starters in Week 15 against the JETS they win. And if they play everyone in Buffalo they win."



pussies

Jugdish said...

3 day work week next week...suite!

tem said...

"$4.99 Tyson party wings bag

POW"

that's your sales price???

Jugdish said...

that's your sales price???


caput mundi

El Pad said...

yeah it's a 5 pound bag, .99 a lb

POW

tem said...

"Carrie Underwood odds for national anthem (remember I had the over last year for Jennifer Hudson, and won) is 1 minute and 42 seconds.
"


she has sang it many times before. just look and see how long it took her before.

El Pad said...

CMEP HAS SECURED THE WINGS

tem said...

"let's re-submit this to WIKI"

wiki rejected it because there is no mention of tem.

Jugdish said...

she has sang it many times before. just look and see how long it took her before.



i hope she sings the other three verses

tem said...

the ones about my balls?

Jugdish said...

i haven't heard that verse

blue said...

the sweat from his ballz


"you can lick the...sweat from my ballz, sweat from my ballz"

name that movie

Steve said...

"name that movie"


The Wacky Adventures of Steve and Jug's Mom?

Steve said...

"Steve and Beth Head to Paris"

Steve said...

"Steve does Sorority Row"

Steve said...

ok, i'm done

El Pad said...

nerve saw that movie

I wish he was my dad said...

name that movie

CB4; awesome flick

I wish he was my dad said...

straight out of lowcash

blue said...

kod gets it.

blue said...

funny shit...one of chris rock's finest performances

El Pad said...

wow haven't seen that movie in a real long time

blue said...

straight outta lowcash...a crazy motherfucker named gusto

El Pad said...

"American Idol" producers are eager to hire Howard Stern to replace Simon Cowell as the show's tough-talking judge, sources tell Page Six.

An insider said that producers of the hit Fox show say Stern, America's highest-paid radio personality, is their top choice to take over from Cowell, who leaves at the end of this season. They approached the King of All Media after he repeatedly mentioned on-air that his exclusive Sirius XM Radio deal expires next January and he was open to other offers. Cowell was paid $50 million a year.


"Wow you can't sing but do you mind taking off your top?"

Steve said...

"Wow you can't sing but do you mind taking off your top?"

i'd watch that

blue said...

he'll have chicks sitting on his lap

blue said...

maybe he'll have beetlejuice come in and audition

blue said...

if that guy is still around

blue said...

so we are officially under contract to sell our house

tell you what..selling a house sucks way way way more ballz than buying one does

El Pad said...

did you buy a new one?

Jugdish said...

american idol would have to move to hbo

blue said...

"did you buy a new one?"

sortof...we've been under contract to have one built since last September...they actually broke ground on it last week, so the timing works out pretty well...we'll be homeless for a couple weeks though in between selling and our new house being ready.

El Pad said...

good for new

brand new house, what is that like within a community?

El Pad said...

i meant good for you

tem said...

it is in a gated community.

blue is rich.

El Pad said...

obviously

Jugdish said...

it has a moat

tem said...

ryan moats?

JFreak said...

Apparently EP doesn't care that TP is blocked because this is a "gambling site."

I wish he was my dad said...

it has a moat

gotta keep that Black Knight at bay

JFreak said...

"The real force on that D is Brock anyway."

You serious, Clark?

Jugdish said...

ryan moats?



he is blue's butler

Spaceman Spiff said...

kod needs to eat more ice cream, anything an illegal pushes around in a cart and sells for a buck should not be the best in any category

Spaceman Spiff said...

'POW' run was annoying, youre better than that EP

El Pad said...

"Apparently EP doesn't care that TP is blocked because this is a "gambling site."

wha

El Pad said...

"kod needs to eat more ice cream, anything an illegal pushes around in a cart and sells for a buck should not be the best in any category"

a kod "BEST THING I EVER ATE" show would be awful

I wish he was my dad said...

kod needs to eat more ice cream, anything an illegal pushes around in a cart and sells for a buck should not be the best in any category

nah, they sell them at Wallmart

Keith S said...

"A friend of mine just sent me an email with a bunch of anti-Obama signs from some relay. My favorite one:"


WFT is a relay? Is that like a rally?

I wish he was my dad said...

a kod "BEST THING I EVER ATE" show would be awful

what an odd remark

El Pad said...

'POW' run was annoying, youre better than that EP"

step bros

are you saying Pow? what are you saying

Spaceman Spiff said...

of course they sell them in stores too, just saying its one of those things the illegals push around over here

I wish he was my dad said...

of course they sell them in stores too, just saying its one of those things the illegals push around over here

talking shit about something you've never tried; that sounds familiar here...but not from you

Spaceman Spiff said...

all those cart pushers ring their bell when they are around, i used to hate walking outside to see it was the ice cream bar illegal and not the mexican corn illegal

El Pad said...

13 year old recruited by USC

Spaceman Spiff said...

pretty sure ive tried it

Spaceman Spiff said...

my parents love them

Spaceman Spiff said...

""I think they're going to be so far ahead that people are going to say, 'Oh, ho-hum, he played a good game, they won by two scores, the Colts won their second championship,' " Dungy said of Manning on Thursday. "He's going to have those rings Sunday night. I don't think it's going to be close.""

suite jinx

El Pad said...

what's the name of them again?

Spaceman Spiff said...

helados

I wish he was my dad said...

Helados Mexico Coconut Ice Cream Bars

-they have other flavors, but I've just had the Coconut

El Pad said...

"-they have other flavors, but I've just had the Coconut"

I've had these, not the coco, i've had the tamarind one, the mexican store sells them, where i get dried chillis

JFreak said...

TMZ catches jim caldwell

El Pad said...

jimmy johnson uses male enhancement product

Meiz said...

"friday is when the sales come out"

Wednesday here.

They really rope you folks in.

Jugdish said...

Right now Hooters Bentley sauce and Wing Factory's habanera sauce are having a wrestling match in my colon

El Pad said...

i dont trust the water here, taste different

El Pad said...

did lovad enjoy that alexis texas/belladonna porn link from last night?

Meiz said...

I have the stupids today.

Meiz said...

ketchup

El Pad said...

what knife?

El Pad said...

at least he wore a helmet

Keith S said...

"did lovad enjoy that alexis texas/belladonna porn link from last night?"

didn't click on it

El Pad said...

"didn't click on it"

fool

Keith S said...

watching something that I know you had just rubbed one out too is not cool

El Pad said...

i believe in sharing

Keith S said...

So what's our Reds/Mess bet? YOu want that beer?

El Pad said...

i want some cactus

Keith S said...

RA, R?

Keith S said...

I could probably mail a cactus

El Pad said...

i dont know what that means

the beer is fine

what do you want?

Keith S said...

When I lived in Ohio, I came back to AZ for a week and broat* back some cacti for some folks in Ohio

Keith S said...

"i dont know what that means"

Serious?

Keith S said...

"what do you want?"


Fresh kielbasa

El Pad said...

Ok done

$20 worth? or what's the limit

Keith S said...

Yeah $20ish is cool because shipping will probably be at least another $10

Steve said...

Chili Cheese Fritos = Win

El Pad said...

ok done

beer for me, some az micro brew joint

fresh kielbasa for you, i'll have to get some dry ice which cost me more but that's fine, i'm used to paying more in caput mundi

El Pad said...

do you want a pic of my dong to compare to the kilebasa?

s

Keith S said...

"fresh kielbasa for you, i'll have to get some dry ice which cost me more but that's fine, i'm used to paying more in caput mundi"

1) Don't lose the bet and you won't need to

2) The beer will be heavier than the kielbasa so shipping will be more

3) That's why I said $20ish. I'm not gonna bitch if it's only $17 worth

isiah thompson said...

Mike Irvin fired from his radio gig for the sex allegations.

Mike just cain't* get right.

isiah thompson said...

do you want a pic of my dong to compare to the kilebasa?

s


he said kielbasa not mini-smokies


*throws up in mouth a little*

El Pad said...

"1) Don't lose the bet and you won't need to

2) The beer will be heavier than the kielbasa so shipping will be more

3) That's why I said $20ish. I'm not gonna bitch if it's only $17 worth"

i'm joking dick

isiah thompson said...

beer for me, some az micro brew joint


4 Peaks

isiah thompson said...

i'm joking, now show me your dick



*fized

isiah thompson said...

Tony Dungy seems like a grate* dood, but hot damn if he didn't just ratchet up the pressure on Caldwell and Manning and lay an uber reverse jinz* on them.

Keith S said...

"4 Peaks"

That's why I linked for him the other day

ns

El Pad said...

jesus

isiah thompson said...

guess it would just be an uber jinz*

Keith S said...

*what, not why

isiah thompson said...

just ordered my v-day flowers.

106$

woe


sounds like a deal!

/T

El Pad said...

gonna have to wait a long time to enjoy some 4 peaks

unless i run across 2 porn stars

isiah thompson said...

I've had 4 Peaks "kilt lifter"

it was aight

the %ABV was pretty high for a beer I think

Jugdish said...

you sent yourself flowers?


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"mini-smokies"

is that how you say it in real life

isiah thompson said...

because of the "-"?


sure

Spaceman Spiff said...

"just ordered my v-day flowers.

106$"

brutal

Keith S said...

I didn't catch the "mini smokies". Nice

isiah thompson said...

brutal


yeah shit ain't suite*

gotta get the godiva next

double woe

isiah thompson said...

and taking that bitch out for dinner

triple woe

Spaceman Spiff said...

"because of the "-"?"

no, because they are lit'l smokies

El Pad said...

flowers at the korean grocery are $16

det

happy v day my lady

El Pad said...

fuck outta here

isiah thompson said...

cooked up some pot stickers that I bought from CostCo last night.

gave me brutal gas, it was grate* ns

Keith S said...

cmk isn't big on V-Day, lucky for me. I'll just get her some flowers from the sto*, and we're gonna hit up Benihana for dinner

Keith S said...

"flowers at the korean grocery are $16"


^^^^

Keith S said...

I guess it's not a korean store here

Jugdish said...

I'm going to Hooters on vday.


DET

Spaceman Spiff said...

"gotta get the godiva next

double woe"

check costco if they still have the godiva gift cards, not to give to her, but to use yourself and save money. gift cards at costco are suite pay like 80% what you would

isiah thompson said...

I fucked up our first v-day together, set the bar too high

took fmz to a nice hotel for a weekend, champagne, flowers, choc, present, etc.

fucking dipshit

isiah thompson said...

check costco if they still have the godiva gift cards, not to give to her, but to use yourself and save money. gift cards at costco are suite pay like 80% what you would


ymsoab!

I'll check it out

isiah thompson said...

fmz handed me the godiva catalogue earlier this week

I gave her a

::charlie and the chocolate factory::

that didn't go over too well

Keith S said...

"took fmz to a nice hotel for a weekend, champagne, flowers, choc, present, etc."

zeke lookt* up ROMANCE

Spaceman Spiff said...

"flowers at the korean grocery are $16

det
"

costco is also cheap for these, grab a couple rose bouquets and youre good to go, like 25$

Jugdish said...

fucking dipshit


^^^^^^^^


wadr

Spaceman Spiff said...

for 2

Steve said...

"took fmz to a nice hotel for a weekend, champagne, flowers, choc, present, etc."


at least you got hotel sex.


hotel sex >>> than home sex

El Pad said...

cmep knows i hate v day and her expectations are extremely low

often times we just go out for a dinner a week or two after or before, nothing fancy either

anyway i'm still working on this gigantic romance plan so maybe it'll be done by then

El Pad said...

"took fmz to a nice hotel for a weekend, champagne, flowers, choc, present, etc.

fucking dipshit"

rookie mistake

El Pad said...

yeah hotel sex is always better

not sure why, it's just raunchier

Spaceman Spiff said...

vday is always low key because fmspiffs bday is a few days before, so i just have to do something then

El Pad said...

what's FMZ getting you?

isiah thompson said...

rookie mistake


yeah, I put it on a pedestal

awful mistake

isiah thompson said...

what's FMZ getting you?


::hebrew::

El Pad said...

it's a two way street

Spaceman Spiff said...

"not sure why, it's just raunchier"

you absorb all the sex that was there before you

El Pad said...

cmep normally gets me a lil sumtin sumtin

godiva's usually

det, ns

vday aint just for women yo

isiah thompson said...

it's a two way street


I usually get a card and a booty dance.

it works for me.

El Pad said...

"you absorb all the sex that was there before you"

good way of putting it, like spirits, maybe i can find the gspot during hotel sex

El Pad said...

"I usually get a card and a booty dance.

it works for me."

dat's what i'm talking bout

Jugdish said...

that's a myth

Jugdish said...

the g spot that is

isiah thompson said...

EP I misst* your romance plan, what are the details?

this should be entertaining

Keith S said...

"EP I misst* your romance plan, what are the details?"

Taking off his shoes during sexy time

isiah thompson said...

Taking off his shoes during sexy time

hilarity


"baby, tonight I'm standing on my tippy toes, get that step stool outta here"

Jugdish said...

Taking off his shoes during sexy time



no, that's not convenient


/lp

Keith S said...

no, that's not convenient


/lp



It is convenient if he pays $50 for someone else to do it

blue said...

then your feet get cold

isiah thompson said...

nice post freak

isiah thompson said...

EP - superbowl menu?

blue said...

tmz has a sports page?

is it like the onion?

El Pad said...

"EP I misst* your romance plan, what are the details?

this should be entertaining"

i'm in negotiations with St. Patrick's Day catherdral (the st patty's day on 5th ave, nyc) for a renewal of vows

cmep always wanted to get married there but we couldnt at the time so i'm gonna try and make that happen for her, i'll grab a room at the Hilton on 6th, then maybe a lil dinner afterwards

problem is the waiting list is long, but the higher my "donation" is the better chance I have at doing it in October (5 year ann)

but that's my plan, it's magic

Meiz said...

"gotta keep that Black Knight at bay"


It's just a flesh wound

El Pad said...

"EP - superbowl menu?"

chilli, wings, taco dip, sliders

thats it

i'll post wing shots sunday or tomorrow when I make them

El Pad said...

i'm trying to figure out a way to invite peoples to the ceremony but not out for dinner

tough

isiah thompson said...

but that's my plan, it's magic


solid plan, good luck with it

if the cathedral is too busy just do it at the OG.

2 birds, one stone


BAM!

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

bold

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