Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Spot Start

Basketball time.
Pitchers and Catchers, 9 days.
Brooklyn Decker SI Swimsuit cover. She is my favorite.
Big bEAST with 4 teams in the Top 10, 5 in the Top 25.
Money isn't everything.
Shake what your mama gave ya.
Lil weazy is headed to jail.
Kansas has like 8 guys who can score. Holy Shit.
N'awlins parade today. Titties.
Snow.
Not the performer, the precipitation.

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El Pad said...

hey everyone, lov is here and up

you can comment

Jugdish said...

How unlikely was Manning's interception?

According to the Elias Sports Bureau, Manning hadn't thrown a fourth-quarter interception on a potential game-tying or go-ahead drive with the Colts trailing in his previous 33 games (30 in the regular season and three playoff games). Manning's statistics under those circumstances during that time (regular- and postseason combined): 60-for-106 (57 percent), 878 yards, 7 TDs, 0 INTs (105.8 passer rating).



he sucks

Meiz said...

Not elite

Jugdish said...

i had a friend down in new orleans the other night, still waiting for the stories/pics

El Pad said...

he might be dead

I Love Bill Simmons said...

Someone email me a link to the comments... blackberry is a pain

Keith S said...

18 year old dude at work last night axed me if I was gonna go to Denny's this morning for the free grand slam breakfast. I said no. He says why not? I said I'm not standing in a line for 30 minutes for a free $3 meal. He acted like I punched his mom in the face

I Love Bill Simmons said...

nice work, meiz & keith... looks like the comments link works

I Love Bill Simmons said...

is freak alive? tough game for him, i bet

blue said...

damn you all and your betting websites

I Love Bill Simmons said...

"damn you all and your betting websites"

ssshhhhhh!

Jugdish said...

hooters for lunch today


DET

blue said...

jug goes to hooters a lot

I Love Bill Simmons said...

still need to read the SB comments

Jugdish said...

jug goes to hooters a lot


double punch lunch today

I Love Bill Simmons said...

+ 13 yards for a FG... c'mon, ep

Jugdish said...

he only watches canadian football

I Love Bill Simmons said...

good luck with the firefighter thing, keith

Meiz said...

I'm definitely getting This and This.

El Pad said...

wall

I Love Bill Simmons said...

fast wall

blue said...

"double punch lunch today"

slug bug?

El Pad said...

they closed schools for tomorrow

first time i ever seent them do it in advance

how bizarre

I Love Bill Simmons said...

"first time i ever seent them do it in advance"

really, i seem to remember them closing schools the day before if a big storm was coming... maybe it was a LI thing

Meiz said...

Keith's gonna be a firefighter?

isiah thompson said...

really, i seem to remember them closing schools the day before if a big storm was coming... maybe it was a 1920's thing


*fized

isiah thompson said...

EP - 30% raise is awlsome*

congrats bruddah

isiah thompson said...

nice post freak

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Keith's gonna be a firefighter?"

didnt you ketchup yesterday

isiah thompson said...

The New Orleans Saints' Super Bowl championship gear comes from an unusual location: Indianapolis, the home base of the Colts team that just lost the big game to the folks from the Big Easy.

A rush job was underway Monday at the Adidas plant in Indy with several Colts fans experiencing the pain of the loss while meeting the demand of the Saints' faithful.



deke cue up that allanis morrisette

El Pad said...

"really, i seem to remember them closing schools the day before if a big storm was coming... maybe it was a LI thing"

li pussies

wadr

El Pad said...

thanks zeke

blue said...

30% of zero is still zero

isiah thompson said...

you need to block the burberry.com site on your home pc now

El Pad said...

gotta love the media

SNOW!!!!

WE MIGHT DIE

AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA

HIDE THE KIDS

BUY ALL THE CANS

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Keith S said...

"jug goes to hooters a lot"


Sucks to be jug


/aitch

Keith S said...

"Keith's gonna be a firefighter?"


Yeah I'm gonna try to find the kid alive hiding in the attic

Keith S said...

wall

blue said...

did anyone hear about the story of the guy they pulled out of the rubble in the hotel in Haiti..had lived for 27 days or something.


man found alive, hiding in hotel rubble

Keith S said...

barney rubble > than hotel rubble

El Pad said...

haiti

::atlantis::

isiah thompson said...

I saw that last night, that is crazy, you.

blue said...

"I saw that last night, that is crazy, you."


dude looked like he could use a cheeseburger

Meiz said...

"didnt you ketchup yesterday"

I did a sloppy job

El Pad said...

brooklyn is in the house

El Pad said...

i remember spanking off to my first SI magazine

El Pad said...

*swimsuit edition

isiah thompson said...

brooklyn is in the house


nasty

/deke

isiah thompson said...

i remember spanking off to my first SI magazine


the one with Keith Hernandez on the cover?

isiah thompson said...

my bad, Hernandez was only on the cover once and that was when he was with STL. It was probably this one

Keith S said...

brooklon is in the house


*fized

Jugdish said...

trying to get some Cowboys fans riled up on FB...

Keith S said...

this place is the suck

Jugdish said...

i blame mize

blue said...

i had a gary carter SI cover hanging on my wall once, I think


but then i had a ton of SI covers on the wall as a kid

I Love Bill Simmons said...

"EP - 30% raise is awlsome*


yeah, congrats

blue said...

"nails" had one that called him "BATMAN"

but I think it was when he was with the phils, the year he flirted with .400 for a while.

blue said...

and finished hitting .325

isiah thompson said...

the only SI cover I ever kept was the one with Desmond Howard on it and he's running with the ball and putting up a "#1".

shit was suite

isiah thompson said...

our libary* in collitch* had stacks with old magazines, I peeped game on the first ever SI, it was all about hunting and shit.

I Love Bill Simmons said...

interwebs and cable kilt SI

isiah thompson said...

SI needs to go with full nekkid chicks to get readers back.

I Love Bill Simmons said...

i need a ruling from freak... can i change my name/pic back?

Jugdish said...

yes


/freak

Spaceman Spiff said...

yes because freak is still in hiding after that chokejob

I Love Bill Simmons said...

jug knows

I Love Bill Simmons said...

is freak really in hiding?... maybe he's working

isiah thompson said...

freak:


everybody hurts.......sometimes

Jugdish said...

I sure will miss playing there


/david wright

Todd Packer said...

better

Steve said...

>>>>> brooklyn

Spaceman Spiff said...

"is freak really in hiding?... maybe he's working"

maybe he doesnt have internet access

/H

Todd Packer said...

"maybe he doesnt have internet access

/H"

funny

El Pad said...

i still have piles of si's at home

been selling them actually

Keith S said...

"maybe he's working"


I think he alreaqdy worked this month

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak, finish setting up the keeper league so i can view this years league page

Keith S said...

the q is silent

Keith S said...

I don't think FMLB is up and running yet

Todd Packer said...

one of my brothers took all of "our" SIs and baseball cards... i got the bad end of that deal

El Pad said...

freak is taking a cue from Rev's book

sobbing in the mirror, maybe shaving his head and eating klondike bars while Daniel Powters "Bad Day" plays on a loop

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Your League Manager has not finished setting up your league.

You can email your League Manager or return later."

espn says its freaks fault

Jugdish said...

freak has been found

El Pad said...

yeah, congrats

thanks

Keith S said...

jugdrino

Jugdish said...

i tried emailing freak, but I got his "Out of the Basement" message

Todd Packer said...

"freak has been found"

freak = 1 of 11?

Spaceman Spiff said...

jugfastdrino

Keith S said...

"one of my brothers took all of "our" SIs and baseball cards... i got the bad end of that deal"

Was the Honus Wagner card a big deal when it came out?

Jugdish said...

jugfastdrino


you el padrino'd the jugfast

isiah thompson said...

Daniel Powters "Bad Day" plays on a loop


always a crowd pleaser

Keith S said...

"espn says its freaks fault"


OIC. I've been waiting for ESPN to get fmlb up because I'm moving my $ league from sportsline to espn. Sportsline charges $150. redonk

isiah thompson said...

i tried emailing freak, but I got his "Out of the Basement" message


not unfunny

Todd Packer said...

"Was the Honus Wagner card a big deal when it came out?"

i never cared for those young punk new breed type players

Keith S said...

fair enough

isiah thompson said...

there's a keeper league?

/tp

El Pad said...

big boss came over to congratulate me on the promotion and i was checking out Ana Ivanocic on the SI swimsuit site

I am legend.

Todd Packer said...

keith, when you become a firefighter are you going to pepper the back of your car with firefighter stickers?.... seems like it's part of the deal for FFers. they ♥ that stuff

El Pad said...

whoever has jose reyes in the keeper i'm willing to make an offer

Keith S said...

"big boss came over to congratulate me on the promotion and i was checking out Ana Ivanocic on the SI swimsuit site"

reminds me of that video of the guy looking at miranda kerr online. did ya'll see that video?


/tard

Keith S said...

aja, congrats on the raise & promotion

Todd Packer said...

"there's a keeper league?

/tp"

yup

isiah thompson said...

whoever has jose reyes in the keeper i'm willing to make an offer


YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just won the keeper league lottery.

my team blows

make me an "EP" offer

El Pad said...

"seems like it's part of the deal for FFers. they ♥ that stuff"

ghey

they also wear nothing but firefighter t-shirts

like everywhere, including out to dinner

Keith S said...

"keith, when you become a firefighter are you going to pepper the back of your car with firefighter stickers?.... seems like it's part of the deal for FFers. they ♥ that stuff"

funny you say that. I was driving home and saw 5 cars that had those FF license plates & stickers all over the back of the car and thought about how lame it was.

Keith S said...

only thing I don't like about the FF gig is that I'm not a big union person

Todd Packer said...

"they also wear nothing but firefighter t-shirts"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

"only thing I don't like about the FF gig is that I'm not a big union person"

union can be good for you as long as the monthy dues aren't too big

Jugdish said...

"they also wear nothing but firefighter t-shirts"


do they come in green?

/keef

isiah thompson said...

EP my squad's name is Corey Hart's Noodle Arm in the keeper, make me an offer for Reyes.

El Pad said...

of course it's you

blue said...

i have jose offerman

isiah thompson said...

are we doing a Y! FMLB league?

El Pad said...

we can do anything yet

blue said...

just checked out my team and it looks like Johan is already on the DL

El Pad said...

we have to decide our keepers first

El Pad said...

wait, Mike Tyson is on the Italian version of DWTS?

wft

Todd Packer said...

"DWTS"

?

Todd Packer said...

"?"


nevermind

isiah thompson said...

EP - felix, nathan and one of your bats for Reyes.

El Pad said...

lady gaga is not hot

Keith S said...

"do they come in green?

/keef"

neon green

Keith S said...

"do they come in green?

/keef"

neon green

El Pad said...

"EP - felix, nathan and one of your bats for Reyes."

let's wait until we have to declare keepers

how many do we keep?

and zeke that is a redonk bounty for reyes

Keith S said...

"lady gaga is not hot"

Everything in Caput Mundi is overpriced

Meiz said...

Bad idea telling everybody to stay home, bossman. You know snow doesn't keep people home.

Keith S said...

Junior Felix?

blue said...

stupid bossman

El Pad said...

But the reality star says she wasn't upset over the Indianapolis Colts' loss to the New Orleans Saints on Sunday in a game in which her husband Hank Baskett mishandled an on-side kick, leading to a Saints scoring drive.

"I wasn't cryin cuz of the damn game it's cuz the paparazzi have no soul... they wouldn't leave me n family alone!!!!" she wrote on her Twitter page Monday.

She added: "People like to twist this stuff... we asked them to stop cuz of the baby n they were way too close n they didn't care at allllllll."

oh

isiah thompson said...

kendra fucked up bc baskett is going to be out of the league and now she has a kid with him - a daily reminder of his failure.

blue said...

she should print out the picture of him not catching the onside kick and laminate it

Keith S said...

fucking twit

Keith S said...

So LA played w/o Kolby* & Bynum last night and still beat the spurs?

El Pad said...

skins talking to romanowski

Keith S said...

is he gonna provide them with roids?

isiah thompson said...

skins hired Keenan mccardell to coach WR's, I liked that hire.

blue said...

"is he gonna provide them with roids?"

i listened to him on the radio here a while back, and he's extremely knowledgable about fitness and supplements....owns his own "supplement" line (ns)

he's still a whackjob though

Keith S said...

"i listened to him on the radio here a while back, and he's extremely knowledgable about fitness and supplements....owns his own "supplement" line (ns)

he's still a whackjob though"

Yeah I heard him on Rome last week talking about it. He sounds like a tard

Meiz said...

Freak's the worst commissioner

isiah thompson said...

Freak's the worst commissioner


this is just another example

Todd Packer said...

"Freak's the worst commissioner"

he's no bud selig

Keith S said...

Not wanting to take the side of sock boy, but ESPN just got the fmlb up and running today

El Pad said...

we are erecting a statue of Freak?

El Pad said...

"but ESPN just got the fmlb up and running today"


freak still sucks

Keith S said...

"freak still sucks"

I will agree with that

Jugdish said...

colts

Spaceman Spiff said...

"let's wait until we have to declare keepers"

go to the 2009 page and decalre them is its not past the deadline, if it is, you have to tell freak, i think we keep 6

and nathan is a keeper?

isiah thompson said...

Not wanting to take the side of sock boy, but ESPN just got the fmlb up and running today


so he could have got it done already today then, got it.

Keith S said...

zeke ♥s dangling Nathan out there for trades

Keith S said...

"so he could have got it done already today then, got it."


Yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP has nathan

zeke youll be able to draft nathan, no way nathan is a keeper

Keith S said...

6 seems like a lot of keepers for beisbol

Keith S said...

mize

Keith S said...

jmaine is a suite name

Meiz said...

"mize"

We usually let pot slide. The meth is what we steal

Keith S said...

Today sucks. I blame tem

Keith S said...

mize

WWL

Jugdish said...

The search turned up 20 pounds of marijuana valued at $10,000, along with "thousand of dollars" in cash and 128 MB stick of RAM, police said.

Keith S said...

dummy must of* packed that box

Keith S said...

we know mize ain't into packing boxes. IYKWIM

Meiz said...

FUCK YOUR RIMS

Meiz said...

Who Dat Mobile

Keith S said...

"Who Dat Mobile"

white guy drives that


eteo

El Pad said...

wont let you declare keepers, even on the 2009 page

blue said...

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Keith S said...

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wont let you declare keepers, even on the 2009 page"

past the deadline then, mine are set, just tell freak once he stops pouting about the colts chokefest

El Pad said...

no snow, no olympics

blue said...

i didn't declare mine neither.

i didn't want them anyway...fuck johan and his limp dick arm

El Pad said...

fucking freak

blue said...

"The Dept of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq .

To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'

This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either."

Keith S said...

hilarity

blue said...

word on the street is our house passed the inspection so we will be selling casa de bleu in roughly 28 days

and moving into an EP sized apartment for 2 months til our house is finished

Todd Packer said...

how big is the new house, blue?

Keith S said...

just don't move into a mize sized apartment. You won't be able to make chili

isiah thompson said...

hilarity


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

isiah thompson said...

how big is the new house, blue?



he used Mike Shanny's house as a model for his new crib, but he added 10,000 more sq. ft.

blue said...

now i know where freak has been

sitting outside this hotel

blue said...

shanahan's house is redonk.


going to shanny's new restaurant for some v-day chitlins

blue said...

new house isn't much bigger, just adds a 4th bedroom that we can use for guests...or whenever i get too drunk

blue said...

better location...backs up to open space...huge basement I can finish into a man cavern

Keith S said...

Dental surgery delays Lil Wayne sentencing

isiah thompson said...

better location...backs up to open space...huge basement I can finish into a man cavern


if you need a framed, autographed jim mcilvane photo let me know.


/rev

Keith S said...

Picture #2 is suite

El Pad said...

CUSE

Keith S said...

if you need 13" B&W TV, let me know


/rev


*Fized

El Pad said...

nice blue

moving three times will be pain in asshole

Keith S said...

again, with the math LP

blue said...

orange slices for critics?

El Pad said...

moving from casa be blue to apartment then apartment to new house is like three times

technically it's 2

Keith S said...

apology accepted

Keith S said...

casa be blue is good stuff too

isiah thompson said...

casa be blue


HE'S ON FIRE!!!!


(ymsoab!)

Keith S said...

casa be blue probably went crazy during that PAINT on Sunday

Meiz said...

Highs in the upper 20s up north this weekend. Perfect weather.

isiah thompson said...

I like snow. Digging out can be a pain in the ass, sure. But so is wiping your ass. I like to take shits. Most of the time it feels good. I don't however enjoy wiping my ass. If that makes sense.

Keith S said...

blue probably has a bidet

isiah thompson said...

2010 Keepers Per Team 6
2010 Keeper Lock Date Wednesday, March 17, 5PM ET

El Pad said...

good work freak

Spaceman Spiff said...

pushing

Spaceman Spiff said...

bold

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