Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Quagmire

Quagmire has nothing to do with this post. He is a funny character though. Keith disagrees because Keith doesn't know any better. It isn't his fault. He was hit in the head with a softball.

Olympic Talk

I don't think shuffle board on ice is all that great. Too bad.

I don't get why women's hockey isn't allowed to check.

Ski aerials looked cool, but the jumps all the looked the same too me. And when the announcer says "his flight plan is to do a full double full twist full full", well that means nothing to me.

Ice dancing still just looks exactly like pairs skating without jumps. Why is that an event? Why don't they do hockey without sticks? Because that would be dumb that's why.

Apparently people from Scotland participate for England in the Olympics. William Wallace is not happy.


NFL Talk

LDT got released. Big whoop. His engine has way too many miles on it. It's like looking on autotrader and seeing a 2002 Mazda 6 with 350,000 miles on it. There are a ton of the same cars with like 65,000 miles on them. Nobody wants that old Mazda.

Having said that someone will draft him in Round 3 of their fantasy draft.

Wilfork got tagged. He will be grumpy.

WVU talk

I can't wait until they get properly ranked. They are not a top 10 team. They are about 15 or so. That's good, but please get them out of the top 10.

Random Talk

Any guys here randomly decide one day to shave their armpits? I know I didn't.

How long does it take you to go through a box of Q-Tips? I use 1 a day, but a box of 300 only lasts me about 4 months. I think they must be shorting me.

I wish there was a way to tell how many concussions I have had. I bet it is 5.

My downstairs neighbor can be a bitch sometime. Condos are nice because you don't have to mow grass or shovel snow, but you still have to live close to someone else. I want a house and someone to do my yard work.

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Beth said...

"Ski aerials looked cool, but the jumps all the looked the same too me. "

I was thinking pretty much the exact same thing last night. I can't tell how many spins or flips they are doing, but it's still fun to watch.

Steve said...

"He is a funny character though."


ALRIGHT!!!!

Steve said...

I'm sure these have been posted. If not then all of you have failed at life.

Bar Refaeli

Jugdish said...

Keith disagrees because Keith doesn't know any better. It isn't his fault. He was hit in the head with a softball.


^^^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

big east is far and away the best conf in ncaab

El Pad said...

"I wish there was a way to tell how many concussions I have had. I bet it is 5."

i've wondered this myself

in regards to me though

El Pad said...

there are alot of olympic events that really suck

like ice dancing

Jugdish said...

like ice dancing


bite your tongue!

/H

blue said...

you know what event really sucks?

the luge

blue said...

guessing muffs should be an olympic sport

Steve said...

"big east is far and away the best conf in ncaab"

i don't think i'd give them the "far and away" nod, very weak at the bottom.

but yea, probably the best.

El Pad said...

apology accepted steve

blue said...

"very weak at the bottom"


this does not apply to Kim K

El Pad said...

i like skeleton, ski jump thing, speed skating and hockey

barely like curling, it gets a little dumb after 20 min

Steve said...

if course the ACC is kinda weak at the bottom as well, what with UNC down there and all.


hahahahahahahaha

El Pad said...

the olympics have not sucked me

blue said...

i will watch anything olympic as long as the americans are competitive.

nordic skiing is awful, but still better than nascar or ice dancing

El Pad said...

"i will watch anything olympic as long as the americans are competitive.

nordic skiing is awful, but still better than nascar or ice dancing"

but not better than diners drive ins and dives

Jugdish said...

I watched Miracle last night...does that count? it sucked me

El Pad said...

they are capitalizing on recent hockey results

blue said...

"but not better than diners drive ins and dives"

false

blue said...

maybe you should quit all the nuthuggery that you show guy fieri

El Pad said...

i dont care for him either, in fact that's about the only time i give him on my tv and it's cause i love america and food

El Pad said...

nuthuggery is hilarity though

blue said...

if you love america and food, and beer, then you'd be a perfect fit on the curling team

El Pad said...

yeah i like curling but it doesnt suck me, i end up getting in about 20 min and then i'm done

it needs some hot chicks

El Pad said...

and once in a while if one of the sweepers busted they ass

Jugdish said...

and once in a while if one of the sweepers busted they ass


^^^^^^^


its like watching nascar and they never crash

El Pad said...

ric flair's wife kicked his ass

how does that happen

blue said...

i decided that Nascar should be more like short-track speed skating, and then i'd watch it

El Pad said...

canada has the best ice dancers and i'm ok with that

El Pad said...

aitch must be pissed

El Pad said...

i need a private aircraft

Meiz said...

"big east is far and away the best conf in ncaab"


It helps when you have 42 teams in your conference

Jugdish said...

how does that happen


steel chair

El Pad said...

"It helps when you have 42 teams in your conference"

dont be jealous

isiah thompson said...

How long does it take you to go through a box of Q-Tips? I use 1 a day


I use 4 q-tips every morning, 2 for each ear.

isiah thompson said...

i don't think i'd give them the "far and away" nod, very weak at the bottom.


they have what 16 teams? if the top 12 are good that still crushes the acc.

isiah thompson said...

i decided that Nascar should be more like short-track speed skating, and then i'd watch it


you'd like the races at bristol and martinsville then

Meiz said...

I don't q-tip every day. It's bad for your ears.

El Pad said...

guys shaving cream or gel?

i've used both in my lifetime of shaving and cant justify spending the extra bucks on gel anymore

El Pad said...

I don't q-tip every day. It's bad for your ears.

^^^^^^^^

troof

isiah thompson said...

I don't q-tip every day. It's bad for your ears.

my ears feel wet and dirty if I don't do it daily. just don't shove the q-tip into your ear canal and you're fine.

isiah thompson said...

i've used both in my lifetime of shaving and cant justify spending the extra bucks on gel anymore


gel

is there that big of a price difference?

isiah thompson said...

supposedly the ncaa findings will be released today in regards to UM footyball team.

blue said...

that's like saying "i don't wash my hair everyday because it's bad for the follicles"

isiah thompson said...

should be minor findings though, Rich Rod was basically set-up and wasn't responsible but he'll take the bullet.

Jugdish said...

i've used both in my lifetime of shaving and cant justify spending the extra bucks on gel anymore



electric razor

tem said...

electric razor

and why are q-tips bad for the ear?

i don't do the canal part, just the outside part. like zeke it feels wet otherwise.

i have small ears so i don't need 2 Q tips for each ear.

El Pad said...

electric razor

stop it, havent found one that works effectively yet

Meiz said...

You ever have those days where it just feels like you're breathing better than usual?

I've got that going on today. Refreshing.

El Pad said...

"is there that big of a price difference?"

my point is more, what does gel do that shaving cream dont, i have no evidence it does anything other than allow a close shave

not on sale 3.99, on sale 1.99

vs. .99 all the time

Meiz said...

"guys shaving cream or gel?"

I don't have this problem because I haven't gone through puberty yet.

Meiz said...

Just get some Barbasol and be done with it.

Jugdish said...

stop it, havent found one that works effectively yet


mine does just fine

isiah thompson said...

not on sale 3.99, on sale 1.99

vs. .99 all the time

I think I use edge gel or some shit it was no more than 2$ something.

that sort of price difference is neglible to me (kind of like gas prices - for my ride at least)

tem said...

i am not very hairy, electric razor does just fine.

tem said...

if gel was -160 el pad would get it every time.

tem said...

did H quit?

El Pad said...

"i am not very hairy, electric razor does just fine."

i am, it doesnt work for me

Meiz said...

"i am not very hairy, electric razor does just fine."

^^^^^^^^

isiah thompson said...

i am, it doesnt work for me


what kind of razor do you use?

I don't see how straight shave cream is better than yel*.

Meiz said...

Google

tem said...

worst band is DMB.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"that's like saying "i don't wash my hair everyday because it's bad for the follicles""

i think hair is not supposed to be washed everyday, but thats regarding girls/long hair

Jugdish said...

hair


::turtle wax::

/H

isiah thompson said...

speaking of dirtball habits:

when you get a can of soda - do you run some water over the top part and wipe it off? just wipe it off (no water)? do nothing?

Spaceman Spiff said...

i use my undershirt to wipe the part my mouth will touch

Spaceman Spiff said...

TWSS

Spaceman Spiff said...

This is the stuff that was being referred to yesterday:

"THANK. YOU. RT @bomani_jones if you don't love the nba, you either don't love bball, are stupid, racist, or all three. the L is that good."

"YES! Thank you! It's so...ugh. I'm overjoyed by the fact that somebody agrees with me RT @bomani_jones @atmeiller wackest song on the album"

isiah thompson said...

i use my undershirt to wipe the part my mouth will touch


yeah I do the same thing if I'm not around a sink

Jugdish said...

i don't know why i haven't gotten into twitter yet


s

isiah thompson said...

"THANK. YOU. RT @bomani_jones if you don't love the nba, you either don't love bball, are stupid, racist, or all three. the L is that good."

"YES! Thank you! It's so...ugh. I'm overjoyed by the fact that somebody agrees with me RT @bomani_jones @atmeiller wackest song on the album"


goddman deke, stop doing this

tem said...

"i use my undershirt to wipe the part my mouth will touch"

^^^

Meiz said...

Not surprising. Twins GM basically pantsed The Stache. It happens.

Meiz said...

Wow. 2 subjects I agree 100% on. 2.

Juicy is a wack fucking song.

and

Nobody likes the NBA here because I live in a very bigotted area.



At least Spiff actually bothered to go through my timeline.

El Pad said...

Twins GM basically pantsed The Stache. It happens.

what

tem said...

your timeline is all messed up due to the time masheen

El Pad said...

zeke if your drinking canned beer do you clean it off?

Meiz said...

Gomez was the 3rd choice in the Hardy trade

El Pad said...

"what kind of razor do you use?

I don't see how straight shave cream is better than yel*."

some panasonic i got for xmas the year before, retails for $179.99

and i dont see how it's not

Spaceman Spiff said...

havent had canned beer in a minute

El Pad said...

"Gomez was the 3rd choice in the Hardy trade"

what does that have to do with the mets they fleeced the shit out of the twins when they got johan

El Pad said...

speaking of dirtball habits people put they water bottles over the water nozzle in the pantry which they put they lips on which is nasty

isiah thompson said...

some panasonic i got for xmas the year before, retails for $179.99



your straight razor cost 180$?


you've been took.

schick quatro is like less than 20$.

El Pad said...

it's why i dont drink the free water here

tem said...

"some panasonic i got for xmas the year before, retails for $179.99
"


so you do use an electric razor?

tem said...

and you use an electric razor and gel?

El Pad said...

you've been took."

schick quatro is like less than 20$"

electric

i use mach 3 regular

isiah thompson said...

zeke if your drinking canned beer do you clean it off?


at a bear* minimum I'll run my thumb/fingers over the top and edge to get any dirt/grime off.

isiah thompson said...

and you use an electric razor and gel?


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


there's your problem EP

El Pad said...

"so you do use an electric razor?"

no i have one, that doesnt work well enough for me

isiah thompson said...

At least Spiff actually bothered to go through my timeline.


BCD puts the nuts on a pedestal, Deke puts the pussy on a pedestal.

tem said...

tem cleans off canned beer too with the shirt.

El Pad said...

"at a bear* minimum I'll run my thumb/fingers over the top and edge to get any dirt/grime off."

the same thumb that was in your ass = not a good call

i dont wipe shit with my digits, chances are my fingers have more germs than that can

the back of the shirt is the only way to go in all scenarios

Meiz said...

"what does that have to do with the mets they fleeced the shit out of the twins when they got johan"


You retard.

The Stache

tem said...

"the same thumb that was in your ass = not a good call"

you put your thumb in your ass?

isiah thompson said...

the same thumb that was in your ass = not a good call



ummmm, ok.

Steve said...

"they have what 16 teams? if the top 12 are good that still crushes the acc."

The ACC has been soft this year, i wouldn't put them in the same conversation. I think the Big 12 could give them a run for their moeny though.

Meiz said...

the ACC is pretty terrible this year

Steve said...

wiping your beer can off before you open/drink it is kinda gay.

Meiz said...

"wiping your beer can off before you open/drink it is kinda gay."

I didn't want to be the one to say it.

Jugdish said...

I didn't want to be the one to say it.


i don't think its gay, but i don't do it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wiping your beer can off before you open/drink it is kinda gay."

YES! Thank you! It's so...ugh. I'm overjoyed by the fact that somebody agrees with me


*fized

Todd Packer said...

unblockt* today

El Pad said...

"wiping your beer can off before you open/drink it is kinda gay."

nah, not with the back of your shirt, maybe with a napkin

but nonchalant move to the back of shirt is standard

unless your grabbing it from a cooler and the ice is melted a bit then it's clean

isiah thompson said...

I didn't want to be the one to say it.


coming from the dood who jocks another guy's nuts.

R D, R?


just a quick brush over the top of the can, nothing more.

El Pad said...

"YES! Thank you! It's so...ugh. I'm overjoyed by the fact that somebody agrees with me"

gold star for spiff

isiah thompson said...

unblockt* today


diddo*

isiah thompson said...

gold star for spiff


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I'm going to enjoy the beauty and elegance of this era also.

Todd Packer said...

what is ep doing with his thumb?

Meiz said...

Juicy is a foul song

Jugdish said...

jayson williams got 5 years

Spaceman Spiff said...

"unless your grabbing it from a cooler and the ice is melted a bit then it's clean"

lots of hands reach into the cooler, that icy water isnt clean

Jugdish said...

I'm going to enjoy the beauty and elegance of this era also.



H might come out of hiding now...

Steve said...

"nah, not with the back of your shirt, maybe with a napkin"

you could use an old camouflage scrap cloth from WWII with blood stains on it and it would still be kinda gay.

Drinking beer is a man's sport, if you're worried about germs stick to your wine coolers

Meiz said...

"jayson williams got 5 years"

isiah thompson said...

Juicy is a foul song

you talkin' bout BIG?

Spaceman Spiff said...

steve eats pieces of shit like us for breakfast

isiah thompson said...

Drinking beer is a man's sport, if you're worried about germs stick to your wine coolers


I brought this up after I popped the top on my moring Dew.

sody* cans get dirtier than beer cans.

El Pad said...

apparentely steve can do 100 pushups

Meiz said...

I am prepared to face the Mize is gay era, redux. Nobody to blame but myself.

Meiz said...

"you talkin' bout BIG?"

What other Juicy do you know?

Maybe foul is a bit strong, but it's very possibly the weakest song on the album.

Steve said...

"I am prepared to face the Mize is gay era, redux. Nobody to blame but myself"


i thought we already had a Meiz is gay era. When somebody posted the pic of you making out with that dude.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i thought we already had a Meiz is gay era."

hey retard, he said redux

Meiz said...

"i thought we already had a Meiz is gay era."


RIF, Steve

Meiz said...

DOUBLE DRAGON!

isiah thompson said...

god bless Helmet, ymsoab!!!

isiah thompson said...

What other Juicy do you know?



I didn't know if there was some new hotness out called Juicy.

Todd Packer said...

"hey retard, he said redux"

spiff is throwing gas today

Steve said...

"hey retard, he said redux"

1) Go Fuck Yourself
2) I have no idea what "redux" means
3) Shouldn't you be out buying handy wipes or a vaginal douche? Gotta keep things clean and tidy right?

isiah thompson said...

2) I have no idea what "redux" means



it's like acid reflux only it comes out of your ass.

pronounced: re-doo

Meiz said...

"I didn't know if there was some new hotness out called Juicy."

I see.

Juicy is what "YES! THANK YOU!..." is in regards to.

Jugdish said...

slapper time?

isiah thompson said...

ZE SLAPPER®!!!!11!!1!!!!

El Pad said...

you dont know what redux means but you know how to play chess?

Jugdish said...

you dont know what redux means but you know how to play chess?


don't start that again screech

isiah thompson said...

you dont know what redux means but you know how to play chess?


I believe his handlers give him finger paints and a blank sheet of paper and call that "chess".

I might be wrong though.

Meiz said...

"you dont know what redux means but you know how to play chess?"


Prime example of why college is bullshit.

Steve said...

"you dont know what redux means but you know how to play chess?"

if YOU knew how to play chess you would know that one of these has nothing to do with the other.

isiah thompson said...

if YOU knew how to play chess you would know that one of these has nothing to do with the other.


EP wants a redux on his "how to play chess" answer.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"EP wants a redux on his "how to play chess" answer."

i thought he already gave an answer

El Pad said...

"if YOU knew how to play chess you would know that one of these has nothing to do with the other."

no shit?

El Pad said...

Also, our plan was to go to Afghanistan and fight with the Taliban. While we were in Peshawar, we were recruited by Al Qaeda, instead. We were taken by Al Qaeda to training camp in Waziristan, where we received weapons training...During the training, Al Qaeda leaders asked us to return to the United States and conduct martyrdom operation.

We agreed to this plan. I did so because of my feelings about what the United States was doing in Afghanistan. Later, I received more training from Al Qaeda about how to construct the explosives for attack in the United States or to carry martyrdom operation. During my training, I had discussion with Al Qaeda ... leaders, including target locations, such as New York City subways.

The plan was to conduct martyrdom operation on subway lines in Manhattan as soon as the material were ready, Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday. When I arrived in New York City, I realized that law enforcement was investigating me. At that point, we threw away the detonator explosives and other materials, and I flew back to Denver, and I was arrested just a few days after.

isiah thompson said...

When did Obama say that EP?

El Pad said...

hahahhhahahahahhahaa

El Pad said...

hitler cant believe canada didnt win, these never get old

tem said...

"unless your grabbing it from a cooler and the ice is melted a bit then it's clean"

if it passes the sight test i rarely will wipe it off.

blue said...

wiping is for girls


do you wipe when you piss too?

fucking ladies, i swear

Meiz said...

I prefer my cans of beer or soda to have big globs of puss right on the rim.

tem said...

i don't piss on my beer

tem said...

also it isn't the germs that bother me. it is the taste of dirt. i don't like eating dirt.

tem said...

or i guess drinking dirt in this case.

blue said...

do you wash your mcnuggets?

tem said...

if i drop my food on the ground at a campfire i wipe it off before i eat it.

tem said...

"do you wash your mcnuggets?"

if i can see dirt on them i will wipe the dirt off.

blue said...

it's been proven that fountain drinks have feces in them

not sure how you can wipe that off

blue said...

where do you buy your beer/sody? the local landfill?

tem said...

i buy it at the store.

sometimes the rim gets dirty.

tem said...

if i could wipe off the feces from a fountain drink i would.

Meiz said...

I wish capicola wasn't so expensive

isiah thompson said...

I'm gonna go eat some white dog shit to get my man card back.

Meiz said...

"I'm gonna go eat some white dog shit to get my man card back."


Why's it gotta be white?

Meiz said...

Holy Fucking Shit!


Eel P wasn't kidding.

El Pad said...

I got a belly full of white dog crap and now you lay this SHIT on me!

Jugdish said...

you got it dragon.

isiah thompson said...

EP and yug* get it

El Pad said...

i'm absoultely detroying this leftover pork roast cmep hooked up yesterday

she's been stepping up her game lately

Meiz said...

I've only seen the movie once or twice.

Steve said...

Carrie Prejean 2.0

not really. this chick isn't hot enough, nobody will care

isiah thompson said...

WASHINGTON -- The Washington Wizards say newly acquired forward Josh Howard will miss the remainder of the season after tearing a ligament in his left knee.


sell the franchise and relocate them, stat.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"sell the franchise and relocate them, stat."

amare doesnt own the wizrds

Spaceman Spiff said...

or the wizards

El Pad said...

epic beard man victim speaks

Keef said...

"my point is more, what does gel do that shaving cream dont, i have no evidence it does anything other than allow a close shave"


So gel is better. Got it

El Pad said...

oh great keef is here

El Pad said...

Report: Top four teams have discussed trading down

thanks pft.com

they report an awful lot of fluff

Keef said...

i use mach 3 turbo w/ gel. i should probably switch back to electric, though

blue said...

top 4 teams trying to trade down

blue said...

bottom 26 teams trying not to trade into the top 4 spots

blue said...

teams 5 and 6 happy with their slotting

Keef said...

what about the middle 2?

El Pad said...

brian westbrook released

blue said...

RIF

blue said...

iggles are really starting over

end of an era

Keef said...

Beth,
If you're being a bitch (AHIK*), and someone says you're being a bitch, do you get offended? cmk was being a bitch on Sunday so I said "Why are you being a bitch right now". If I would of* said "I hope you die a bloody death, you dirty whore", she would of* reacted better.

blue said...

so the honeymoon is over?

Meiz said...

Yore welcome

Keef said...

Honeymoon was over almost a year ago

Keef said...

RICH ROD FIRD*

Keef said...

s

El Pad said...

never call your wife a bitch bro

cmon

I wish he was my dad said...

cmk was being a bitch on Sunday so I said "Why are you being a bitch right now".

wow, ballsy (ns)

-I've used it in the past tense ok (you were such a bitch that night 6 months ago....) and it's been fine. But I don't see any woman ever reacting differently to that comment

Keef said...

Here's my stance on it. I didn't randomly say "Hey bitch, stop". She was being a bitch and I axed why she was being a bitch.

Keef said...

maybe I'm wrong

I wish he was my dad said...

never call your wife a bitch bro

cmon

saying someone is acting like a bitch does not = calling someone a bitch.

-still a risky move though fo sure

blue said...

it's ok if you say "bee-otch"

blue said...

because then it's funny

El Pad said...

"saying someone is acting like a bitch does not = calling someone a bitch."

yes it is, at least to a woman it is

Keef said...

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