Thursday, February 18, 2010

New post

same as the old ones.

Shaun White won.

Lindsey Vonn won.

Shani Davis won.

Cavs made a trade. They got someone for someone else, but that someone wasn't Stat.

Rockets traded T-Mac to the Kings for Kevin Martin, maybe the Knicks if they try hard enough.

I snapped my 17 bet losing streak on centsports.

Kiper says the Redskins will pick Jimmy Clausen. I want this purely to hear zeke's reaction.

I think there should be a prize given to the person with the longest losing streak on ESPN's streak for cash thing. Picking a bunch of losers in a row is just as hard as picking winners. Also, I had like a 9 game losing streak this month, so I think I'd be close to the lead.

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JFreak said...

Feels just like Thursdays used to.

El Pad said...

nice post freak

El Pad said...

shaun white is incredible

bejesus does he ever fall?

tem said...

speaking of spoiling olympic stuff.

NBC just doesn't even care anymore.

they were showing vonn at night. they announced earlier that she won. espn announced it. then like 2hrs later nbc is like "let's go see how vonn did"

then they show it and you know who won already. so you know if they are showing someone who didn't medal that they crashed or got 4th.

JFreak said...

NBC has got to stop with the tape delay crap.

Hopefully they get outbid when their contract is up.

JFreak said...

It's 2010 for chris' sake*.

No sporting event should ever be tape delayed.

Steve said...

Duke Lacrosse Accuser Charged With Attempted Murder, Assault

JFreak said...

Life has definitely gone in a good direction for mangum.

El Pad said...

cmep made everyone late today and blamed it all on me, then i got ass-raped in some deli for a muffin and coffee, then spilled it on my pants, then va boy bought in some cookies from his fine lil piece of ass fiance and they suck

today is not a good day

tem said...

"NBC has got to stop with the tape delay crap."


^^^^

tem said...

especially if they are going to break in and say "breaking news, vonn just won gold" then 2hrs later go to it as if they are showing it live.

tem said...

and as if they hadn't already told you who won.

JFreak said...

I got a bagel sandwich and coffee for 4 dollars.

You should feel sad about your life, EP.

tem said...

"No sporting event should ever be tape delayed"

figure skating should. they need to make sure they do a good job with the editing and sound. otherwise it would take away from the grace and the beauty of the event.

/H

JFreak said...

I met someone today who knew Joba Chamberlain growing up.

She said he was a dork and was the batboy for his high school team until his junior year.

El Pad said...

"I got a bagel sandwich and coffee for 4 dollars."


what was on the sandwhich?

i can get a deal like that but i was running late and walked into a random deli, it was a rookie mistake

tem said...

"shaun white is incredible

bejesus does he ever fall?"

sounds like el pad is in love with shaun white.

El Pad said...

"She said he was a dork and was the batboy for his high school team until his junior year."

troof, one of his cousins lives right next door to a friend of my uncles

also, he was fat (kinda still is)

JFreak said...

"what was on the sandwhich?"

sausage, egg and cheddar.

tem said...

McDs you can get 3 sammiches and a coffee for $4.

El Pad said...

"sounds like el pad is in love with shaun white."

he's just toying with motherfuckers man

do you know how hard snowboarding is?

El Pad said...

yeah i know tem

thanks

El Pad said...

BBM

tem, 2nd explanation

it's a text maessage but between two blackberries

JFreak said...

That overlay graphic they showed of how high he was compared to the guy that finished fourth was sweet.

A good 5 or 6 feet above everybody else.

The dude is some kind of good.

El Pad said...

have your reader write it down

tempad

JFreak said...

"it's a text maessage but between two blackberries"

so it's a text message, got it.

I wish he was my dad said...

one of his cousins lives right next door to a friend of my uncles

that made me aitch, even though I don't think it was meant to be funny

tem said...

"do you know how hard snowboarding is?"


maybe. i also know how hard chess is.

tem said...

"have your reader write it down"

this would help me in no way.

JFreak said...

interview with roger ebert

I apparently missed this, but ebert lost his face to cancer.

tem said...

"A good 5 or 6 feet above everybody else.

The dude is some kind of good."

little known fact; red hair is anti-gravity hair. that helps him out considerably.

El Pad said...

so 80 wins is unrealistic for the Mets?

year before with the same exact team they were picked to win the WS by two different national magazines, then everyone got hurt....

jus sayin, i may be irrational but over 80 wins is a lock (that's below .500)

I'm not sayin they win the division or even make the playoffs, i'm saying they will win more than 80 games

reyes played in what? 40 games last year, cmon aitch

i'll bet everyone on here and i'll change my name for a month

if i win i change everyone's name for a month

so what i drink my teams' kool aid, it's love baby all love take advantage of me

El Pad said...

"interview with roger ebert

I apparently missed this, but ebert lost his face to cancer."

ELPADSTEVEFAST

tem said...

i thought ebert was dead.

tem said...

"i'll bet everyone on here and i'll change my name for a month

if i win i change everyone's name for a month"


not really fair terms. you change like 10 people's names for 1 month and then 10 people get to change your name for 1 month.

also, i want no part of baseball bets.

blue said...

"then they show it and you know who won already. so you know if they are showing someone who didn't medal that they crashed or got 4th."

exactly what I thought....crashes are awesome

tem said...

"ELPADSTEVEFAST"

i think that would be elpadfreakfast.

tem said...

"exactly what I thought....crashes are awesome"

i knew it would be good when they showed some french chick that the never talked about at all and i knew didn't medal.

JFreak said...

"exactly what I thought....crashes are awesome"

I was told they didn't show the worst one from yesterday. Some canadian crashed and had to be airlifted off the mountain.

blue said...

the best was the chick that crashed like 10 feet out of the gate

JFreak said...

"i knew it would be good when they showed some french chick that the never talked about at all and i knew didn't medal."

Her falling right out of the gate might have been the best moment of the night.

tem said...

"I was told they didn't show the worst one from yesterday. Some canadian crashed and had to be airlifted off the mountain."

they will show it eventually. they can't stop themselves. they showed that dead luger like 1,000 times. they'll show her no matter what happened to her.

El Pad said...

i laughed at your tweet freak

about the france fall

good times

blue said...

cmblue's exact words (and she's not a very good skier)..."i'm better than that chick"

tem said...

"Her falling right out of the gate might have been the best moment of the night."

her not being able to get back up was pretty grate* too.

blue said...

i read a lot of shit from people saying "don't watch the luger video" and "i wish I hadn't seent that"

so I watched it, and fuck it wasn't anything gruesome...as cmblue said "the way people were talking I expected his head to fall off or something"

blue said...

"her not being able to get back up was pretty grate* too."

she showed up 2 weeks too early..special olympics start in March

El Pad said...

as cmblue said "the way people were talking I expected his head to fall off or something"

^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

"she showed up 2 weeks too early..special olympics start in March"

i know

/steve

JFreak said...

all the crashes from yesterday

El Pad said...

donnie walsh is gonna make me proud today

i feel it

JFreak said...

strike that, all but the canadian crash.

Meiz said...

"donnie walsh is gonna make me proud today

i feel it"


Enjoy T-Mac. He's not washed up at all

tem said...

he has his own shoes though, that's worth something.

blue said...

I hope making moves to dump salary so you can sign Joe Johnson makes you proud then.

tem said...

re: bus fight

0% chance the white guy gets charged with anything.

Meiz said...

"I hope making moves to dump salary so you can sign Joe Johnson makes you proud then."


YUP

blue said...

i'd risk 160 to get 100 that JJ is a knick next year

blue said...

normally that wouldn't be a bad thing except he's not Lebron or D-wade

El Pad said...

"Enjoy T-Mac. He's not washed up at all"

your so silly

El Pad said...

knicks will land at least Bosh

book it danno

El Pad said...

do you know the agony i've been in since the knicks went in the toilet like 7 years ago

it's the knicks we are talking about, MSG, lakers east (crowd talk)

not the hawks or the kings

hawks have a sick team now but just sayin pre-2007 they were perennial losers and everyone was ok with that, finally there is light at the end of the tunnel and it starts with today, before 3pm the knicks will be under the cap and can attract major talent

Meiz said...

"knicks will land at least Bosh

book it danno"


Not today

El Pad said...

despite never seeing pat ewing win a nba championship those nineties knick teams meant everything to me

El Pad said...

Not today

correct

blue said...

i've never had the thrill of rooting for a team that won the championship

JFreak said...

"do you know the agony i've been in since the knicks went in the toilet like 7 years ago"

"everyone is ok with that"

Meiz said...

"Kelvim Escobar, who has pitched five major league innings over the last two seasons, is complaining of a sore shoulder in Mets camp."



Your 2010 MESS!

Meiz said...

"i've never had the thrill of rooting for a team that won the championship"


Same here.

Yes, I know I'm stating the obvious.

tem said...

i need to get a basketball team.

El Pad said...

big deal expectations are low for escobar

at best he's a set up man for frankie

El Pad said...

"i need to get a basketball team."

i'd be honored if you rooted for the knicks and you can be hated for it too

which you might enjoy

El Pad said...

there is this secretary who has great tits but her bottom half of her body is mishaped, like griamce or something


anyway i was eating a yogurt and i though about throwing some on her supple breasts just now

El Pad said...

was that TMI?

El Pad said...

i'm not apologizing

tem said...

lawless society, no such thing as TMI.

if you don't want to hear it tell your reader not to read that part.

tem said...

"i'd be honored if you rooted for the knicks and you can be hated for it too"


cavs are a natural since they are on TV all the time here, but i just can't do it.

tem said...

knicks are in the running.

tem said...

if i picked them maybe spike lee would characterize me as an idiot/racist in one of his films.

El Pad said...

::MARV ALBERT VOICE::

YES

JFreak said...

"knicks are in the running."

cut it out, tem.

El Pad said...

Tem the hdh (unintentional) from Clyde Frazier is off the charts

Beth said...

"was that TMI?"


Keef said...

There is a place online where you can go to live out your sexual fantasies. It's called somewhere else

February 17, 2010 3:27 PM

El Pad said...

freak shut your pie-hole

JFreak said...

What's the point of doubles luge?

JFreak said...

That has to be the most homo sport after figure skating/ice dancing.

El Pad said...

"What's the point of doubles luge?"

dong

El Pad said...

"That has to be the most homo sport after figure skating/ice dancing."

You've got to be kidding me Joshua. The Double Luge athelets are just as graceful as the figure skaters and the hard work they put in to perfect their sport is a beautiful thing.

El Pad said...

SO TAKE

THESE BROKEN WINGS

tem said...

"What's the point of doubles luge?"


someone wanted to find a sport gayer than mens figure skating.

tem said...

doubles luge with a girl and a guy could be alright.

tem said...

points for switching from missionary to reverse cowgirl to regular cowgirl to 69.

tem said...

i could see bob costas flipping out when the doubles luge team of Chang and Wang pulled off the Angry Dragon mid turn.

El Pad said...

"points for switching from missionary to reverse cowgirl to regular cowgirl to 69."

goddamn your a genius

El Pad said...

bob costas is the sports dick clark

isn't he like old

El Pad said...

remember when we used to say man dick clark looks so good for his age and the reference to clark meant you look good for being such an old fuck

then he stroked out

sad

Meiz said...

"knicks are in the running."


DO NOT DO THIS.

Pick a team like the Bobcats or something. Or the Wizards, since they're blowing it up and starting from scratch.

El Pad said...

haters tem

see what i mean
join me

JFreak said...

"isn't he like old"

~57

JFreak said...

1/3 sparta.

JFreak said...

"DO NOT DO THIS.

Pick a team like the Bobcats or something. Or the Wizards, since they're blowing it up and starting from scratch."

^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

tem if you join me in rooting for the knicks i'll mail you a starbury jersey

El Pad said...

meeting time

Meiz said...

Or the Timberwolves.

They just got Darko!

Kevin Love, Al Jefferson, Johnny Flynn, Ricky Rubio's draft rights.

JFreak said...

Maybe the clippers, even though they're doomed.

Blake Griffin, Eric Gordon, cap room this offseason.

JFreak said...

sg says the zombie sonics are fun to watch.

i wouldn't know.

Meiz said...

Clippers seem like they might be gaining some bandwagon steam.

Meiz said...

"sg says the zombie sonics are fun to watch."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Also, Memphis.

tem said...

Maybe the Nets. Then when they get LeBron and Bosh I can say I rooted for them when they sucked.

JFreak said...

really tem, pick anyone but the lakers, knicks or celts.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"bejesus does he ever fall?"

they showed a clip where his face hit near the top of the pipe and his helmet flew off, dont know when that happened

tem said...

who does marbury play for now?

maybe i will pick the Bejing Chinamen or whoever it is.

Steve said...

"points for switching from missionary to reverse cowgirl to regular cowgirl to 69."


gotta throw in a little dogystyle. and extra points for a good ass smack as well.

Steve said...

that's a funny visual

blue said...

"they showed a clip where his face hit near the top of the pipe and his helmet flew off, dont know when that happened"

the xgames this year...his 1st run in the finals

blue said...

he came back 30 minutes later and won the competition

Steve said...

Dita Von Teese

Meiz said...

Dita broke the internets

Jugdish said...

despite never seeing pat ewing win a nba championship those nineties knick teams meant everything to me


me too...I have good memories of the Bulls beating them in the east finals

Meiz said...

El Padrino

El Pad said...

easy Buck fan

I wish he was my dad said...

Or the Timberwolves.

They just got Darko!

Kevin Love, Al Jefferson, Johnny Flynn, Ricky Rubio's draft rights.

-eh; Wolvies are at least 3 years from even hoping to sniff the playoffs. Plus, Free Agents don't line up to come to Minni; shitty arena, cold weather.
-my guess is that the Wolvies will be moved out of state within the next 10 years

I wish he was my dad said...

Seattle Timberwolves perhaps? They probably have Wolves there

blue said...

back to vancouver....after the olympics that'll be a hot location again.

blue said...

plus they have all those new arenas, they could turn one into an NBA arena i'm sure

Meiz said...

I can't fucking stand when people pay for little shit with $100 bills.

Keef said...

"i dont know but blue should fire him, no one wants thursdays

i miss iamunstoppable"



You know he had Wednesdays, right?

El Pad said...

american apparel ads are the better

Keef said...

"shaun white is incredible

bejesus does he ever fall?"


Yeah, right before the Olympics

El Pad said...

"You know he had Wednesdays, right?"

yes

El Pad said...

bryant big bountry reeves will coach them

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I can't fucking stand when people pay for little shit with $100 bills."

jealous much?

Keef said...

"that made me aitch, even though I don't think it was meant to be funny"


^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

i forgot an s

Meiz said...

Fast forward to 1 minute on the game clock

Dunk Dunk Dunk Buzzer beater

We were going apeshit watching this.

Meiz said...

"easy Buck fan"


Still sour about Patricia getting banged on like that, eh?

blue said...

"Yeah, right before the Olympics"

this has been covered...thanks for keeping up

Keef said...

Oh snap


sfw

Keef said...

"this has been covered...thanks for keeping up"

Right. I must have missed your link too

blue said...

"Fast forward to 1 minute on the game clock"

what ever happened to dez mason?

Meiz said...

"jealous much?"


It wrecks my till. So annoying.

El Pad said...

plane
building
texas

Meiz said...

"what ever happened to dez mason?"

Free agent.

This is what happens when your only skill is dunking

blue said...

"Right. I must have missed your link too"

yep, it was right here

El Pad said...

classic

El Pad said...

bountry

ymsoab

hi zeke

Spaceman Spiff said...

"blanket
building
texas"

*fized

El Pad said...

over my head

Spaceman Spiff said...

went to a cooking demonstration run by these people at my apt complex last night AKA free dinner

fried green tomatoes with remoulade
shrimp etouffee
bread pudding

was HDH. its every other month, plan on getting the free grub from now on, been missing out

El Pad said...

nice spiff

El Pad said...

looks like al harrington for tyrus thomas is not happening

El Pad said...

bucher says charlotte for thomas

Meiz said...

bucher says charlotte for thomas


BFA, HIA

El Pad said...

CTSO

El Pad said...

one of the techs here looks like whitey from me myself and irene

El Pad said...

to a T

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz,

thoughts on the brezec and ivey acquisition?

s

Meiz said...

"thoughts on the brezec and ivey acquisition?"


I'd totally take Primoz on the Bucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

well it has happened

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Utah and Miami have opened discussions on a possible Carlos Boozer deal before 3 PM deadline"

millsap is pumped

blue said...

boozer sucks

blue said...

nuggets should trade for somebody for nothing

blue said...

maybe bosh for johan petro and malik allen

Steve said...

Everybody is mad at Tiger

El Pad said...

tiger is going to make them pay for all these comments

he is listening to all this shit and will unleash hell

the only tourney he wont win will be the ones he doesnt play in

El Pad said...

man brown rice is diffcult to eat

Meiz said...

PRIMOZ!

El Pad said...

"T-Mac and Sergio Rodriguez to NYK; Kev Martin/Jared Jeffries/swap of 2011 first with Knicks and 2012 first from Knicks to Houston AND Kings get Carl Landry, Joey Dorsey and Larry Hughes‘ expiring contract"

El Pad said...

why did donnie include the 2012 1st rounder

peculiar

JFreak said...

kod

probably already heard about this, but if you hadn't then kik.

El Pad said...

wait

AND JORDAN HILL!

WFT

Meiz said...

Yesterday's tweet of the day:


@jfulldotnet: Tiger: i gave yall a break, i hope you got paid in my absence cuz i don't plan on losing again *drops mic and walks off*

El Pad said...

i hope lebron sees the effort we are putting in to sign him this year

Steve said...

"tiger is going to make them pay for all these comments"


yea, but they have a point. everybody knows what kinda bullshit he's gonna spill "let my fans down, let golf down, my wife..so sorry bla bla bla"

he could have done at a more convenient time.

Steve said...

"Officials investigating whether pilot of single-engine plane intentionally flew into Austin, Texas, office building that housed IRS offices."


can't entirely hate the guy if he did it on purpose. i mean, i'm not saying i would have done it...but i understand.

El Pad said...

"donnie walsh is gonna make me proud today

i feel it"

Strike this from the record please.

El Pad said...

donnie just took an old man dump on my head

Keef said...

"the only tourney he wont win will be the ones he doesnt play in"


Lifetime name/pic bet?

El Pad said...

lick my balls as.hole

Keef said...

"i hope lebron sees the effort we are putting in to sign him this year"

This might be colov. But I still think he can make as much money in Cleveland. It's not like this is 1960 and you can only make money in LA or NY markets. He's been in Cleveland his whole life and he's still probably the most well known ath-a-lete in the world

Keef said...

"lick my balls as.hole"


Not my fault that all your teams are awful

Meiz said...

Bus fight aftermath

I wish he was my dad said...

probably already heard about this, but if you hadn't then kik.

no, I hadn't heard (ns). Interesting idea.

El Pad said...

i dont think lebron signs with ny but he can make more X there than in Clev.

i want wade and bosh

if not both than bosh, a flex 2 guard or a pure PG (even if it's sign and trade)

H said...

"no one said life is easy pot belly"

No they didn't midget.

H said...

"shaun white is incredible

bejesus does he ever fall?"

Yes, when he smashed his face during the winter x-games

H said...

Sorry that I dropped the ball this morning, gents and lady. I overslept.

El Pad said...

"Yes, when he smashed his face during the winter x-games"

attic, boy

Meiz said...

ONE HOUR LEFT

H said...

"he's just toying with motherfuckers man"

El Padrino strikes again. Replace "motherfuckers" with "dudes" and you have my exact statement from last night.

tem said...

UFC talk:

First of all, so help me if some of these fighters bailed on the fights. That shit pissed me off.


Chris Lytle vs. Brian Foster


Lytle is well know, at least compared to Foster. But Foster beat Brock Larson last time out, which sounds like Brock Lesnar, so that counts for something.

I don't think Lytle has enough to keep Foster off of him. Lytle could win with a KO punch but more likely Foster gets on top and wins.

Foster by an "I drug my nuts on your face for 3 rounds and the judges liked that" decision.

JFreak said...

"Sorry that I dropped the ball this morning, gents and lady. I overslept."

It happens.

Ain't no thang.

tem said...

Random Comment:

Is the saying:

"got off scott free"

"got off scot free"

or

"got off scotch free"

blue said...

"Yes, when he smashed his face during the winter x-games"

here we go again

blue said...

it's "scotch, scotch, scotch, i love scotch"

H said...

"i'll bet everyone on here and i'll change my name for a month

if i win i change everyone's name for a month

so what i drink my teams' kool aid, it's love baby all love take advantage of me"

I'm in. Do you want to bet the Red Sox will have more wins than the Mets too?

Spaceman Spiff said...

a new thing to watch in that bus fight is the girl in the purple tights, unfazed by the whole thing, she has been dubbed by the interwebz as the

amber

lamps

the black man mentions

El Pad said...

"Do you want to bet the Red Sox will have more wins than the Mets too?"

why would i do that

Meiz said...

Scot free

El Pad said...

i like all this stuff the bus fight has brought upon us

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