Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Mid Season Grades

I know half of you love the NBA, and the other half are morons, so i'm breaking down teams now that football is over and we can start putting our full attention on the association...but let me just start by saying "fuck kobe".

link to comments since the post is so long...long like my dong /lp

Eastern Conference

Cleveland Cavaliers (39-11) A---Team Lebron has done a good job of late, but they're too inconsistent and can't beat the "great" teams in the league.

Orlando Magic (33-16) B--I still hate the Vince Carter move, they're probably exactly where they should be, and hack a howard is in full effect, expect to see more of it in the postseason.

Boston Celtics (33-16) B--Have had to deal with injuries, but that's what happens when the core of your team averages 58 years old. Rajon Rondo is an all-star and deservedly so...imagine if he had a jumpshot.

Atlanta Hawks (30-17) A--good young core, and have built off the momentum of last season's playoff run. I like this team, if only they had a decent coach.

Toronto Raptors (26-23) C--weird season for them, somewhat disappointing with the moves they made in the offseason. They still might dump Bosh at the trade deadline depending on what happens over the next few weeks. Fucking Lakers.

Charlotte Bobcats (24-23) A+--Larry Brown does it again, dude can coach em up. Gerald Wallace is a legit all-star now, and captain Jack has been a good citizen. I can't wait until next year when the team turns on LB and they have a severe implosion

Miami Heat (24-24) C--Not the best showing for the d-wades. I expected more at this point. I don't think he wins another title in Miami, he'll have to go somewhere else...which I predict he will at the end of the season. (knicks anyone?)

Chicago Bulls (23-23) B--A little bit of a fall off after last season's awesome playoff performance, but they lost Ben Gordon, and keep on truckin. Vinny Del Negro has already been fired like 14 times according to the media, yet they're still a playoff team.

Milwaukee Bucks (21-26) A--This is a team as assembled that should only win 26 or 27 games, but Brandon Jennings has been amazing...makes you wonder how awesome the guys on his italian team were if he was riding pine most of last year.

New York Knicks (18-29) C--to be fair, they don't have much of a chance. They're still paying like 13 guys that aren't on their team anymore, but they'll be all clear for the offseason spending spree...D-wade and Chris Bosh with David Lee would be an awesome nucleus.

Indiana Pacers (17-32) D--I follow the NBA, and I don't know shit about this team...that makes them awful.

Detroit Pistons (16-31) F--Joe Dumars probably gets fired. I mean dude has fucked this team up...but he's made the Nuggets a great team. Gave the nuggets Carmelo by picking Darko...he gave the nuggets their captain and MVP for half a season of a banged up Iverson...then in a weird move, gave the Nuggets their starting 2 guard for nothing in the offseason. I ♥ Joe D.

Washington Wizards (16-31) F--just because of all the gunplay...team has been shooting blanks all season...literally

Philadelphia 76ers (16-31) D--picked up Iverson and he became and all-star, so they've got that going for them. Should be so much better with Igoudala and Brand...but they just suck.

New Jersey (4-43) F---can make a run at the worst record in NBA history (9-73)...Russian Billionaire will blow up the team and try and get Lebron....yeah, like that's gonna happen.

Western Conference---holy shit this is getting long (TWSS)

another link to the comments, just in case you made it this far

Los Angeles Lakers (37-12) B--Kobe and Co have fallen off a little lately, but they're still the favorites to win the West. Kobe is the all-time leading scorer in Lakers history now...still not as good as Magic.

Denver Nuggets (33-15) B--They won 54 games last year with no injury issues whatsoever, and this year they're on pace for 56-57 wins, and Melo and Chauncey have both missed significant time, as well as JR Smith being suspended the first 7 games. Ty Lawson has been awesome, and they've been playing better of late...but losses to Minnesota, the Clippers, Detroit, and the Kings (twice) keep this team from getting an A...

Dallas Mavericks (30-18) B+--hanging in there despite the Josh Howard injury. The team is old though, so we'll see how they hold up down the stretch...only 3 games from being the 8 seed.

Utah Jazz (29-18) B--They've been playing better of late, but they are what they are....probably a 50 win team...maybe make the 2nd round of the playoffs, but not a championship contender.

San Antonio Spurs (27-19) C--so the Richard Jefferson trade hasn't been so awesome...but they're still the Spurs and I expect them to finish strong, probably ending up as the 3 or 4 seed in the West...George Hill has been a great find, and played really well since Tony Parker has been out.

Portland Blazers (29-21) D--this was the year they were supposed to make the leap...but the only headlines the team is making have to do with Greg Oden's dong.

Phoenix Suns (29-21) A---started really strong, but they've been fading as of late. Amare trade rumors starting to swirl again, and a lot of teams hot on their heels for one of the final playoff spots. But they've overachieved so far this season.

Seattle Sonics (27-21) A+--probably the surprise of the western conference...good young team, led by a superstar in the making. In 3 years people will be comparing the Durant/Oden gaff by portland to the Jordan/Bowie gaff by Portland...if they aren't already. Too bad he won't stay in a shitty cow-town city.

*actual conversation the other night while watching the nuggets/okc game:
cmblue: I didn't know they had a team in Oklahoma City
blue: they don't
cmblue: but it says Oklahoma City on the floor
blue: doesn't matter, this team is from Seattle
cmblue: ::kobe bryant::

New Orleans Hornets (26-22) C--playing without Chris Paul some lately...they just don't seem to have that "it" factor this year...probably missing a couple of pieces.

Houston Rockets (26-22) B+--no way this team should be over .500 without Yao, but they've always played better without t-mac...so they've got that going for them. Aaron Brooks is a great young player, and Adelman has done a good coaching job again this year.

Memphis Grizzlies (26-22) A--2nd biggest surprise in the west this year. OJ Mayo could turn into a realllllllly good player. Rudy Gay is a borderline all-star...this is a team that could make that leap next year...or they could win 18 games...

Los Angeles Clippers (21-27) C--No expectations, no results...they're just a crappy team, playing about as well as they could.

Sacramento Kings (16-31) B--started fairly strong and are starting to fade some lately. They've got a good young core, Tyreke Evans will be a star, and Jason Thompson is turning into a good player. Plus they've got the ghost combo of Spencer Hawes and Jon Brockman.

*side note about the kings...this team should move to seattle. Has there ever been a better fit, I mean, Seattle is the Queen city or something, Seattle is in King County...Inland Empire, all kinds of Royal parallels and stuff...of course this makes too much sense. I grew up in Sacramento, trust me, there aren't any "kings" living in that area of the country.

Golden State Warriors (13-34) F--totally a dysfunctional team. Monta Ellis has decided he should shoot 40 times a night. He's so dumb that up 2, he fouled a guy launching a halfcourt shot with .8 seconds left, and cost them the game.

Minnesota Timberwolves (11-38) D--but hey, at least they'll get Ricky Rubio next year.....or not.








522 comments:

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Beth said...

"I know half of you love the NBA, and the other half are morons"

I think blue just called me a moron...

On the other hand, it only took me about 3 seconds to read his post today (i.e. read the Hawks summary and then skip to the comments).

H said...

I did the same Beth, but replace Hawks with Celtics.

Beth said...

Oh I remember the Celtics, they're that team that the Hawks have totally owned this season. :-)

Jugdish said...

On the other hand, it only took me about 3 seconds to read his post today (i.e. read the Hawks summary and then skip to the comments).



same here for the bulls

H said...

"Oh I remember the Celtics, they're that team that the Hawks have totally owned this season"

Yup, that's them.

El Pad said...

this was an excellent post and very useful to me since i start paying attention to the bball right about now

thanks blue

great job
ns

El Pad said...

so it's fair to say the east has caught up, maybe even surpassed, the West

El Pad said...

i'll tell you one thing about the Knicks though, this Gallinari kid is so for real and david lee is becoming much much more than just a rebounder, he is one of the most efficient players in the league

at times they can be fun to watch

El Pad said...

if they get both Bosh and Wade my fucking face would explode from the smile

El Pad said...

i'm still holding out that lebron does a "hollywood hulk hogan" on cleavland and joins the knicks

Jugdish said...

sounds like the knicks are assembling a dream team

El Pad said...

they'll get one of the big guns out there but they also have to re-sign lee

El Pad said...

toyota is a mess

Jugdish said...

i have an 04...so i think im ok

El Pad said...

"During the president's town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, he discussed the need to curb spending during tough economic times. "When times are tough, you tighten your belts," the president said. "You don't go buying a boat when you can barely pay your mortgage. You don't blow a bunch of cash on Vegas when you're trying to save for college."


ok keef obama

leave vegas alone bro

Jugdish said...

jug's roommate was told yesterday he was going to lose his yob in September...works at NASA. Gonna be a lot of that going on here in Houston.

El Pad said...

el nino says fuck the olympics

Jugdish said...

"When times are tough, you tighten your belts," the president said. "You don't go buying a boat when you can barely pay your mortgage. You don't blow a bunch of cash on Vegas when you're trying to save for college."


nothing wrong with that

Jugdish said...

el nino says fuck the olympics


told you!

/al gore

El Pad said...

"nothing wrong with that"

sure there is, mind you neck

and stop detracting people from visiting a state that has double digit unemployment and a redonk foreclosure rate

El Pad said...

our president thinks he's a fucking credit counseler on top of everything else

El Pad said...

Intelligence officials told the Senate yesterday that Al Qaeda is planning to attack the U.S. in the next three to six months. According to Fox News, "The terrorist organization is deploying operatives to the United States to carry out new attacks from inside the country, including 'clean' recruits with a negligible trail of terrorist contacts, CIA Director Leon Panetta said. Al Qaeda is also inspiring homegrown extremists to trigger violence on their own, Panetta added."

wow, that sounds serious

Jugdish said...

sure there is, mind you neck


::beyinb ease3d::

blue said...

"so it's fair to say the east has caught up, maybe even surpassed, the West"

i'd say they're closing the gap...but when you only have to be .500 to make the playoffs in the east, and there are 11 teams at least 4 games over .500 in the west...the balance of power still sits out here.

Jugdish said...

our president thinks he's a fucking credit counseler on top of everything else



i don't like obama either, but that quote he had up there is just common sense sound advice if you're low on money. he shouldn't be encouraging people to charge a trip to vegas to stimulate the economy

blue said...

"el nino says fuck the olympics"

that's the mountain that's at like sea level...where they're doing cross country skiing and biathalon and shit nobody watches.

El Pad said...

i still shake my head about the plax sentence

El Pad said...

"the balance of power still sits out here."

right but the top teams in the east can hang and have better records

blue said...

"he shouldn't be encouraging people to charge a trip to vegas to stimulate the economy"


cousin of blue keeps posting about his trip to Vegas he's taking for the NASCAR race...he's rented a Dodge Viper and is flying via helicopter from his hotel to the Race...

dude frames houses for a living and makes about $30K/year...he's got 5 kids if you include his girlfriend's kids

but he won a trip there so instead of being prudent, he decided to go ass wild with the money he would have spent on hotel and airfare.

El Pad said...

i don't like obama either, but that quote he had up there is just common sense sound advice if you're low on money. he shouldn't be encouraging people to charge a trip to vegas to stimulate the economy

disagree, you cannot throw a city under the bus while president

simply say you can't spend what you dont have or curb your spending, whatever

but dont mention a specific place
goddamn fool, especially a place that is hurting like nevada is

it's dumb, i'm ok with saying dont spend, not ok with the knife in nevada's back

2nd time he did it too

El Pad said...

"but he won a trip there so instead of being prudent, he decided to go ass wild with the money he would have spent on hotel and airfare."

good for him, everyone deserves a good time

Jugdish said...

disagree, you cannot throw a city under the bus while president


i do agree with that. i know that vegas took a hit as far as companies having conferences there and such after he did it the first time.

Jugdish said...

good for him, everyone deserves a good time


it is possible to have a good time and not spend all sorts of money you don't have

Steve said...

i fully expected one of those comment links to be to 100 pushups.

Jugdish said...

100 pushups


::big guns::

El Pad said...

hey blue, is a EIN the same as a TAXID code?

El Pad said...

"it is possible to have a good time and not spend all sorts of money you don't have"

it is possible, but judging gets us nowhere

maybe the helicopter was half off?

maybe since the trip is free he's paying cash for the rental of the viper?

who knows? who cares?

Steve said...

EP's obama hate is strong.

man tells people to not spend money they don't have and he finds something wrong with it.

El Pad said...

your never gonna make enough money guys, never

unless you hit lotto

which you have more of a chance of eating megan fox's poontang

El Pad said...

"man tells people to not spend money they don't have and he finds something wrong with it."

if he just said that i would be fine with it

re-read my problem with it

Jugdish said...

your never gonna make enough money guys, never



you might never make enough for all the things you "want"...I make plenty for what I need. I can take vacations, save, go out when i want.

However i know when to draw the line, i know when to shop for deals, i know what i can afford.

El Pad said...

"EP's obama hate is strong."

i dont hate him

just think he is greatly underqualified to be president and capitlized on americans who were fed up with 8 years of the same politics and now is compounding the current problems and he carries himself in a peculiar way

other than that I like his tie collection and his daughters are adorable

El Pad said...

"you might never make enough for all the things you "want"...I make plenty for what I need. I can take vacations, save, go out when i want.

However i know when to draw the line, i know when to shop for deals, i know what i can afford."

good for you, ns

and you mean now, you make enough for what you need now

El Pad said...

"A 27-year-old woman was found dead with her newborn triplets in her Connecticut home Tuesday afternoon after apparently giving birth to the babies there, the Connecticut Post reported.

The unidentified woman's mother found her daughter and the babies around 1 p.m. and called police.

Det. Ben Trabka told the Post all four were already dead when medical crews arrived at the Shelton, Conn., home owned by her parents.

Trabka said the woman's parents didn't know she was pregnant, the Post reported.

Foul play is not suspected, he said."


give birth in hospital peoples and how could the parents not know she was preggo with triplets

Jugdish said...

how could the parents not know she was preggo with triplets



^^^^^^^

Keith S said...

"Team Lebron has done a good job of late, but they're too inconsistent and can't beat the "great" teams in the league."


Against Boston, Orlando, Atlanta, Lakers, Toronto, Utar, Dallas, Phoenix, Houston, & Portland they're a combined 13-5

tem said...

i "read" the whole thing. it sounded good.

El Pad said...

Temwr187

EIN question applies to you too

I believe for many business it's the same. Unless you or blue tell me otherwise.

Thanks in advance and Happy Tax Season.

Love, El Pad
xoxoxoxoxo

Keith S said...

"how could the parents not know she was preggo with triplets"

Terrible parenting

tem said...

"so it's fair to say the east has caught up, maybe even surpassed, the West"


is it? west still looks much deeper but at the top the teams are even.

El Pad said...

steve happy belated black history month my brother from another mother

you've come along way

Keith S said...

"i'm still holding out that lebron does a "hollywood hulk hogan" on cleavland and joins the knicks"



Terrible "typing" again, huh

Keith S said...

"and stop detracting people from visiting a state that has double digit unemployment and a redonk foreclosure rate"

Don't most states have double digit unemployment?

tem said...

"jug's roommate was told yesterday he was going to lose his yob in September"

that's what he gets for going to a psychic.

El Pad said...

"Don't most states have double digit unemployment?"

false junior

tem said...

"but he won a trip there so instead of being prudent, he decided to go ass wild with the money he would have spent on hotel and airfare."

sometimes it is nice to do something like that...if you are prudent with the cash 99% of the time then maybe once you can just blow it on stupid stuff.

of course if he is always blowing it on stupid stuff then it is bad.

tem said...

"hey blue, is a EIN the same as a TAXID code?"

yes

El Pad said...

"Terrible "typing" again, huh"

i'll ask again,

why is it important for me or to you, that I spell correctly in the comment section of a blog?

Keith S said...

"false junior"

Almost half

tem said...

"how could the parents not know she was preggo with triplets"

the parents are probably from NYC

El Pad said...

"Almost half"

apology accepted

Jugdish said...

Almost half



so not most, got it

El Pad said...

"yes"

grassy ass

tem said...

"Against Boston, Orlando, Atlanta, Lakers, Toronto, Utar, Dallas, Phoenix, Houston, & Portland they're a combined 13-5"

those must not be great teams then.

Keith S said...

"why is it important for me or to you, that I spell correctly in the comment section of a blog?"

It's not important, just funny

tem said...

"Almost half"

so not most, got it.

tem said...

ok i am caught up.

Beth said...

"it is possible, but judging gets us nowhere"

Judging is one of the staples of LOV, you know better than this EP.

tem said...

so now that i caught up nobody is talking?

tem said...

oh never mind. someone talked.

that's better. i was afraid i would have to work.

blue said...

"of course if he is always blowing it on stupid stuff then it is bad."

he's always blowing it on stupid stuff.

this is a guy who when he was 20 used to go buy subs for his truck, and when he couldn't pay his credit card payment, he'd pawn them for about 1/4th of what he paid.

El Pad said...

"Judging is one of the staples of LOV, you know better than this EP."

on lov it's fine

in real life it's really annoying and rude

blue said...

unfortunately he tries to keep up with the joneses..and the joneses have a lot of crap.

Keith S said...

LP is getting all holier then now

blue said...

EP,
You gonna check out American Idiot on bdway when it comes out?

Jugdish said...

unfortunately he tries to keep up with the joneses..and the joneses have a lot of crap.



try keeping up with the jacksons!

/steve

tem said...

"unfortunately he tries to keep up with the joneses..and the joneses have a lot of crap."

fucking joneses.

tem said...

"You gonna check out American Idiot on bdway when it comes out?"


sounds awesome /keith

El Pad said...

"EP,
You gonna check out American Idiot on bdway when it comes out?"

in light of obama's remarks I will not, i need to curb my spending or i'll get spanked

AJA, yes, cmep wants to go

Keith S said...

cmk tolt* me about the green day broadway stuff the other day. I'm not gonna see it.

blue said...

"Against Boston, Orlando, Atlanta, Lakers, Toronto, Utar, Dallas, Phoenix, Houston, & Portland they're a combined 13-5"

phoenix, houston, portland, utar, toronto aren't great teams

you left off the nuggets...throw them in there and your stat moves to 13-6.

Take out those ok teams and the stat moves to 3-2

blue said...

"cmk tolt* me about the green day broadway stuff the other day. I'm not gonna see it."

i heard about it a few years ago..and thought it had died...guess not

Keith S said...

"Take out those ok teams and the stat moves to 3-2"


So they can beat the great teams. Got it

I wish he was my dad said...

On the other hand, it only took me about 3 seconds to read his post today (i.e. read the Hawks summary and then skip to the comments).

I did the same Beth, but replace Hawks with Celtics.

same here for the bulls

me too with the Wolves

El Pad said...

the boradway prodcution is actually a dramatic play that uses the American Idiot album as the soundtrack, they pair each song with a certain plotline

pretty depressing stuff actually

heroin, suicide, pregnancy, etc

blue said...

they're not consistent...they're consistently bad.

tem said...

"pregnancy"

this is depressing?

Jugdish said...

they're not consistent...they're consistently bad.


so they're consistent...got it

Jugdish said...

"pregnancy"

this is depressing?



yes it is


/john edwards

tem said...

"Plane that can fly underwater unveiled "



umm, you can't fly underwater. flying is pretty much restricted to happening in the air.

blue said...

it's not an airplane, it's a waterplane...also known as a submarine

Beth said...

"yes it is

/john edwards"

Hilarity

El Pad said...

"this is depressing?"

yes, depends on the situation

if you knock up the waitress will you be happy?

tem said...

the first watch waitress?

sure.

El Pad said...

"sure."

yeah

right

tem said...

some ugly waitress? probably not.

El Pad said...

Johnny (aka Jesus of Suburbia) borrows money from his mother and buys bus tickets to the city for himself and his friends. Will, however, learns that his girlfriend, Heather, is pregnant and decides to stay with her. Johnny and Tunny leave on a bus for the city with a group of other bored youths ("Holiday").

Will sits on the couch as his girlfriend goes further into her pregnancy, drinking beer and begging for some kind of release ("Give Me Novacaine").

Will has difficulty accepting the idea of fatherhood, and Heather becomes increasingly irritated with his immaturity. Despite his entreaties to stay, she eventually leaves him, taking their baby with her ("Too Much, Too Soon"). Will laments that everyone he cared for has abandoned him.

sounds fucking depressing

tem said...

"sounds fucking depressing"

on the bright side he doesn't have to raise a kid.

tem said...

he can go on a holiday now.

tem said...

and fuck the first watch waitress

tem said...

things are looking up for will

tem said...

he can booze it up all night if he wants.

spend his free time having casual sex and drinking.

tem said...

will has nothing holding him back now.

nothings gonna stop him now.

Keith S said...

"they're not consistent...they're consistently bad."

24-4 their last 28 games

tem said...

yeah but they played bad in those wins.

Keith S said...

oic

El Pad said...

netflix getting better and better, offering 300 indie titles for watch instantly

Keith S said...

blew grew out his shammy roots today

tem said...

i am thinking of getting a blue* ray player that streams some netflix.

can watch now on the xbox, lots of movies on there.

El Pad said...

AVATAR sequel in the works

El Pad said...

i am thinking of getting a blue* ray player that streams some netflix.

can watch now on the xbox, lots of movies on there.

yes

tem said...

almost watched heat last night.

Keith S said...

"almost watched heat last night."

I don't know why, but that made me aitch

tem said...

because i give you gems.

Beth said...

"I don't know why, but that made me aitch"

We may need to clarify now when someone says it made them "aitch" - does that mean they LOL'd or does that mean they believed something that wasn't accurate?

Jugdish said...

registered

Keith S said...

"We may need to clarify now when someone says it made them "aitch" - does that mean they LOL'd or does that mean they believed something that wasn't accurate?"


good point

Keith S said...

I really believed that tem almost watcht* Heat. I was duped

tem said...

no, i really did almost watch it.

then i watched monsters inc instead.

Beth said...

"Registered"

That sounds pretty cool jug, basically a local Amazing Race. Who are you racing with?

Jugdish said...

That sounds pretty cool jug, basically a local Amazing Race. Who are you racing with?


you have to sign up in pairs, but teams can work together. I'm racing with three friends of mine who I went on the ski trip with. this should be fun

El Pad said...

saint linebacker scott fujita is gay

El Pad said...

"By June, about 5.1 million people will own a home whose value is below 75 percent of what is owed."

stings

Jugdish said...

our condo on the ski trip was decorated with a lot of roosters, so our teams will have a cock theme...

El Pad said...

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

I wish he was my dad said...

then i watched monsters inc instead.

grate movie (ns); they are making a sequel (finally)

tem said...

same stars?

tem said...

better hurry before john goodman has a heart attack and dies.

I wish he was my dad said...

same stars?

I believe so; not positive though

tem said...

"saint linebacker scott fujita is gay"

his wife might disagree with that.

Beth said...

"his wife might disagree with that"

But he supports gay rights so clearly he is; did you even read the article tem??????

s

El Pad said...

wsj.com is free today

Beth said...

Anyone watch "Lost" last night?

El Pad said...

just realized land shark stadium is sun life stadium now

El Pad said...

kod likes awful tv, i'm sure he watched it

tem said...

el pad supports gay rights, doesn't he?

tem said...

wasn't it el pad campaigning for legal gay marriage?

blue said...

legalize pot...they did in Denver

tem said...

open smoking of pot?

El Pad said...

finished taxes

and it was $56 not $60

I wish he was my dad said...

Anyone watch "Lost" last night?

yeah, I thought it was really good (ns)

Beth said...

Yeah, me too. The 2 storylines (I heard the producers are calling them "flash-sideways") were very interesting.

I wish he was my dad said...

Yeah, me too. The 2 storylines (I heard the producers are calling them "flash-sideways") were very interesting.

for sure; definitely looking forward to where the final season is going....Juliet's last line (kind of) was HDH

Keith S said...

goddman spoilers


s

Keith S said...

"no, i really did almost watch it.

then i watched monsters inc instead."



YS, C?

tem said...

"YS, C?"

yep.

cgtif traded monsters inc. plus f for heat.

El Pad said...

would any of you watch TV on the web?

i wouldn't

Keith S said...

ok that's probably a good trade if that means what I think it means

Jugdish said...

would any of you watch TV on the web?


i did for awhile. before i had roommates i got rid of cable. watched first three seasons of Lost and Heroes on my laptop...

El Pad said...

tv on web article

Jugdish said...

between netflix and hulu

Meiz said...

One of the broads that comes in here all the time is shipping back an assless fishnet dress. Fucking HOT.

blue said...

it means he had to use the microwave

Steve said...

I liked Lost for about two seasons, then it "Lost" me (hahaha).

I got the impression the writes just started making shit as they went along.

Kinda like Heros.

Keith S said...

"would any of you watch TV on the web?

i wouldn't"



If the moon were made of BBQ spare ribs would you eat it? I know I would

I wish he was my dad said...

I got the impression the writes just started making shit as they went along.

I think that's pretty much what *writes do for a living

Steve said...

"would any of you watch TV on the web?"

all the time. I have a pc hooked up to a 32 in hd flat screen. Have tons of Movies, TV shows downloaded.

It's sweet.

Jugdish said...

I liked Lost for about two seasons, then it "Lost" me (hahaha).

I got the impression the writes just started making shit as they went along.

Kinda like Heros.


^^^^^^^^

Keith S said...

"I think that's pretty much what *writes do for a living"


^^^^^

Steve said...

"I think that's pretty much what *writes do for a living"

yea, but there has to be some direction. a set of guidelines to follow.

they just started adding stuff/people and never explaining it.

or they'd start a story line and never finish it, it would just hang out there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"they just started adding stuff/people and never explaining it. "

hilarity, not saying they answered every single question yet, but

YOU WATCHED 2 SEASONS OF A NOW 6 SEASON show

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking helmet wearer

Meiz said...

"where they're doing cross country skiing and biathalon and shit nobody watches."

I love me some biathalon

Jugdish said...

YOU WATCHED 2 SEASONS OF A NOW 6 SEASON show


i think i watched 3 seasons and part of the 4th. just got odd, didn't keep my attention, so i lost interest.

and at times it did seem like they were just doing random shit until they could figure out where they wanted to go with the plot.

Steve said...

"YOU WATCHED 2 SEASONS OF A NOW 6 SEASON"

wow, all caps. talk about his tv shows and spiff goes all Jr high on ya.

2 seasons was enough to figure out i wasn't interested.


dick.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i get that you dont like the show, i said last week that im starting to not like it, but what you said before was illogical

Spaceman Spiff said...

your earlier comment is like watching half of a movie then complaining that they didnt explain anything and walking out

Keith S said...

logic has no business here

Keith S said...

so has lost explained much?

Beth said...

I can definitely see how Lost isn't for everyone. There have definitely been times I've been watching and thought "WTF???" and been pretty confused.

But after sticking with it this far I'm VERY curious to see how they end it. (And Evangeline Lilly is gorgeous.)

El Pad said...

rosenberg

great, a jew

Keith S said...

Is his first name Sol?

Keith S said...

OJ Simpson, not a jew

El Pad said...

No Sol, that would be grounds for cancellation

Keith S said...

"(And Evangeline Lilly is gorgeous.)"

I like Juliet better

El Pad said...

i'm thinkin 5 guys

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I like Juliet better"

stop it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i'm thinkin 5 guys"

try the large fry

Keith S said...

"stop it"

I'm not a fan of EL at all

Keith S said...

"i'm thinkin 5 guys"


BFAHIA

Steve said...

"(And Evangeline Lilly is gorgeous.)"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keith S said...

I would take that Sun chick over EL

Steve said...

"i'm thinkin 5 guys"



doing Taco Salad today with extra Jalapenos?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm not a fan of EL at all"

not a big fan of EL either, just wanna punch juliets face because of that expression she always has

Keith S said...

EL makes my penis say "meh"

Steve said...

this <<<<<<<<<<< this

I wish he was my dad said...

so has lost explained much?

yeah, quite a bit actually. They haven't tied of up everything (and I don't see how they could since they have raised so many questions) but most of the key questions/mysteries from prior seasons have been explained.

Keith S said...

"this <<<<<<<<<<< this"


I'm blockt, but you wear a helmet so I'm taking it in context

El Pad said...

my valentines day surprise is so romantic that it could lead to me getting an actual blow job

and a real one too, like swallowing and everything

El Pad said...

the only problem is, technically, she wont get anything for awhile

Spaceman Spiff said...

since when is a scam romantic

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP: your present is on layaway, gimme a BJ

cmep: RA, R?

Meiz said...

"since when is a scam romantic"


Trust me, I'll take care of you


/Daily Stache

Meiz said...

EP, if your boy Ganci wants to be taken seriously, he needs to use that corpse of a twitter account a little bit. You guys have less marketing than we do here.

El Pad said...

"EP, if your boy Ganci wants to be taken seriously, he needs to use that corpse of a twitter account a little bit. You guys have less marketing than we do here."

I know, apparentely he works two jobs and is busy. I could care less.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I could care less."

so youre gonna get on him about it, got it

Steve said...

"my valentines day surprise is so romantic that it could lead to me getting an actual blow job"

"technically, she wont get anything for awhile"

well then you should keep promising her things every week. as long as it works out for you.

El Pad said...

hopefully it works out, it's a grand plan

El Pad said...

i also need to get crack-a-lackin on planning our 5th wedd annivesary trip but the only problem is she mights be pregnant

El Pad said...

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