Thursday, February 25, 2010

Man, I'm getting old...

I think one of the first signs that you're getting old is when you start seeing the athletes that you followed as a kid taking jobs as coaches and GMs. For example, the other day I was watching the game between Russia and the Czech republic. They mentioned that Vladimir Ruzicka is the current head coach of the Czech team. He was a Boston Bruin briefly, had one good season, but I just found it funny that he was now a coach. Another sign is that now, when we refer to young players as "kid", It makes sense because they now are indeed younger than us. Getting old sucks.

Speaking of Olympic hockey, the USA vs Switzerland game did not give me a lot of confidence in the team. Sure they out shot the Swiss by a large margin, but they never seemed to actually have control of the game. Did Jonas Hiller really have a great game, or were the US shots just not that tough? I guess we'll see when they play their next game on Friday.

Canada demolished the Russians, winning by a score of 7-3. I think this was a huge surprise. Not the fact that Canada won, but the fact that it was so lopsided. You have to wonder if the Russians had chemistry issues. Like I said in last night's comments, for a good portion of the game, Evgeni Malkin and Alexander Ovechkin were line mates. Those two really dislike each other from all of the intense games between Washington and Pittsburgh. I think the Russians would have been better served having them on separate lines. Chemistry is a huge part of any team sport, maybe more so in Hockey, though. If you hate a guy, I don't see how you can get past that and play well.

Thus far, I have really enjoyed the Olympic hockey. The lack of commercial breaks have made for a more up tempo and exciting game. (Also beautiful and elegant.) But the Finland - Czech Republic game has given me my first real complaint. The first Finnish goal late in the third period was almost a direct result of the international rules. Pavel Kubina of the Czech Republic had lost his helmet(oh no! /Steve) in the defensive zone. Now, according to international rules, he HAS to retrieve his helmet and cannot play without it. In the NHL, no player would dare vacate the front of the net in his defensive zone while the attacking team had possession of the puck. But due to the rules, this is exactly what Kubina had to do, leaving a Finnish player directly in front, screening Tomas Vokoun and leading to what would be the game winning goal. The Finns (not the baseball team) will now play the US in the semi-finals.

The last game this evening was Sweden vs. Slovakia. This game featured two well matched teams. The second period was pretty exciting as Slovakia scored a pair of goals 37 seconds apart, followed by Sweden tying it up about 5 minutes later on a pair of goals that also came 37 seconds apart. Slovakia then went ahead 3-2 late in the period on a goal by Pavol Demitra. Slovakia widened the gap midway through the 3rd period to 4-2, but Sweden immediately responded with a goal by Daniel Alfredsson just 38 seconds later. (I'm not making this up.) Sweden tried frantically to tie the game in the final minutes, but were unable to do so. so now Slovakia will face Canada in the semi-final round.

In other Olympic news, Lindsey Vonn injured herself again, this time breaking her right pinkie finger in her fall during the giant slalom. So she may not compete in her final event later this week. Get ready for a few more days of Vonn injury watch.

In NFL news, it is a bad week to be a former superstar running back, as LaDanian Tomlinson and Brian Westbrook were released by their respective teams. Julius Peppers will also not be retained by Carolina. It will be interesting to see where these veteran players will end up. Dunta Robinson will also be shown the door by the Houston Texans, and will likely be one of the most sought after players in this years thin free agent class.

I'm watching The Hangover as I put this post together. I'm pretty early in the movie, but I don't think I got the Ohio version, as it has been decently funny thus far.

Funny Cab story. So yesterday we pick up a guy from the hospital, says he is going to visit his girlfriend. The guy is a semi-regular customer, enough so that many of the drivers can describe his physical appearance and knows where he lives. So the driver picks him up and takes him to the address the guy gives, #4 #%*&% drive. Upon arriving at the destination, the guy tells the driver that he has to go inside to get money, but not to pull in the driveway because his girlfriend inside the house will get mad that he took a cab. Needless to say, the guy gets out of the cab, walks up the driveway, and then starts running away, trying to bail on the $28.00 cab fare. The driver is a little older and is a smoker, so he can't catch the guy. He wasn't familiar with the passenger, so he calls it in over the radio and of course the other drivers who know who he is tell the driver where he lives. So the cops are called and long story short, we recover the money. Now after reading that, you may ask, why is this funny? Well, the guy lives at #10 on that same street. So basically he had the driver take him to 2 houses away from where he was going and bailed on the fare. Not for nothing, but if you are gonna try to run out on cab fare, don't take us to the street you live on. Makes it pretty easy to get the cops there. He was not a smart criminal.

OK, I think I'm done now.

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JFreak said...

Panda watch!

Beth said...

"I think one of the first signs that you're getting old is when you start seeing the athletes that you followed as a kid taking jobs as coaches and GMs."

FMbeth has said a sign for him that he was getting old was when the girls in Playboy started to be younger than him.

Steve said...

" trying to bail on the $28.00 cab fare"


weasels are awful

Steve said...

another sign is when somebody tell you their birth date and you can remember that year vividly

Beth said...

"weasels are awful"

I think it's spelled "wHeasels".

Steve said...

good catch beth

JFreak said...

going back to bed, freak

blue said...

hockey talk...really?

this is what we've come to....

there was a lot of words that needed vowels in that post

Beth said...

"hockey talk...really?"

You'd rather talk Nascar or UFC?

Todd Packer said...

"Man, I'm getting old..."


::geritol::

El Pad said...

this was a long post

El Pad said...

winter olympics suck

summer is so much better

El Pad said...

finlad/czhech game

are you serious

El Pad said...

"FMbeth has said a sign for him that he was getting old was when the girls in Playboy started to be younger than him."

they are like 19, hef dont fuck around

Meiz said...

It was a sloppy game

Jugdish said...

tell him to keep looking at the older issues

I wish he was my dad said...

good post Aitch

by the by, I like the international rules generally better than NHL rules; especially auto icing

Todd Packer said...

"hockey talk...really?"

nothing wrong with hockey talk

Jugdish said...

finlad/czhech game

are you serious



i read about it in OSQ

I wish he was my dad said...

of course, college and HS uses auto icing too....so it's pretty much just the NHL that does it differently

Meiz said...

"by the by, I like the international rules generally better than NHL rules;"

Duh.

And a bigger sheet.

Beth said...

Educate a Southerner please. Is auto icing just where they'll call it without having to wait for someone on the other team to touch the puck?

I wish he was my dad said...

Educate a Southerner please. Is auto icing just where they'll call it without having to wait for someone on the other team to touch the puck?

you got it

Todd Packer said...

"And a bigger sheet"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

blue said...

this is why hockey sucks...icing/offsides/tripping

all dum rules

blue said...

too many lines on a hockey rink

tem said...

"You'd rather talk Nascar or UFC?"

i would

blue said...

hockey is the 2nd worst sport ever invented.

right behind soccer

tem said...

i don't dislike hockey talk though.

i thought today was a good post.

Todd Packer said...

"all dum rules"

silly talk, blue

tem said...

"winter olympics suck

summer is so much better"

ETEO

Meiz said...

too many lines on an NHL hockey rink



*Fizzed

Beth said...

"i would"

Temhioans have different areas of interest than I do.

El Pad said...

hockey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ufc >>>>>> nascar

I wish he was my dad said...

Duh.

And a bigger sheet.

-I like the bigger sheet; but they are playing on NHL ice sheets this Olympics, not the bigger international sheets

El Pad said...

"ETEO"

you must have the temiho feed

Meiz said...

"I like the bigger sheet; but they are playing on NHL ice sheets this Olympics, not the bigger international sheets"


I thought that shit looked smaller. I had no idea they were doing this.

blue said...

winter olympics use one thing that the summer doesn't use.


gravity

blue said...

sheets? do they have bedskirts too?

/tem

Beth said...

Another stupid question as I'm trying to learn some of this: when y'all are referring to "sheets", is that the rink?

blue said...

can't believe there was no mention of the killer whale that killed a dude yesterday.


piss poor post today freak

I wish he was my dad said...

I thought that shit looked smaller. I had no idea they were doing this.

the term "international" ice sheet is a misnomer; in reality, there is "North American" ice sheets (which the NHL uses) and the bigger international sheets (used in Europe). Neither is truly international.

-When the Olympics are in the US or Canada, they use the NHL/North American ice sheets and anywhere else they use the bigger sheet

Beth said...

"can't believe there was no mention of the killer whale that killed a dude yesterday."

I linked it yesterday.

El Pad said...

"Another stupid question as I'm trying to learn some of this: when y'all are referring to "sheets", is that the rink?"


yes

Todd Packer said...

" when y'all are referring to "sheets", is that the rink?"

is beth wearing a helmet today?

blue said...

i didn't see the link


didn't happen

El Pad said...

kod is an expert

I wish he was my dad said...

when y'all are referring to "sheets", is that the rink?

the length and width of the playing surface

Beth said...

"is beth wearing a helmet today?"

I always wear a helmet, it's called blonde hair.

blue said...

why don't they call it a court

Todd Packer said...

"kod is an expert"

just don't ask him who is playing each other in the next round

El Pad said...

i like you better with brunette

I wish he was my dad said...

just don't ask him who is playing each other in the next round


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

unless you want about 5 wrong answers in a row

El Pad said...

just don't ask him who is playing each other in the next round

quarterfinals

no no no, semis

oh wait no, if america wins they win bronze

Meiz said...

"-When the Olympics are in the US or Canada, they use the NHL/North American ice sheets and anywhere else they use the bigger sheet"


Lame

Jugdish said...

oh wait no, if america wins they win bronze


the guys in my office yesterday thought America was in the gold medal game. I won lunch at Hooters on a bet that it wasn't

ns

blue said...

"Lame"

exactly..it's hockey after all

blue said...

Americans will get trounced today

I wish he was my dad said...

the guys in my office yesterday thought America was in the gold medal game. I won lunch at Hooters on a bet that it wasn't

ns


-niiiice; that's even worse than Steve's comment yesterday about a win still being a loss

I wish he was my dad said...

quarterfinals

no no no, semis

oh wait no, if america wins they win bronze

-aitch; not my finest moment for sure

Beth said...

"the guys in my office yesterday thought America was in the gold medal game. I won lunch at Hooters on a bet that it wasn't"

If men's hockey wasn't specified they should have won. The US women's team plays Canada today in the gold medal game.

Jugdish said...

If men's hockey wasn't specified they should have won. The US women's team plays Canada today in the gold medal game.


we were specifically talking about the game on tv at the time

I wish he was my dad said...

tough loss by Minni yesterday against Purdue.

-pretty much needed that one to have any hope of making the tourney.


woe

Bemidji State hockey, you're all I got until April (after the Olympics are done of course)

Beth said...

"we were specifically talking about the game on tv at the time"

Ok, they're just idiots then.

tem said...

kod, why can't the chicks check in hockey??

Beth said...

Cause we're delicate.

I wish he was my dad said...

kod, why can't the chicks check in hockey??

good question; it definitely would make the game way more watchable

I wish he was my dad said...

I won't even watch men's hockey when they can't/don't check (i.e. all star games)

El Pad said...

non stop forest gump on AMC

JENNY

tem said...

saw some Gump yesterday. always good for a 10 minute watch.

tem said...

it sucks me for about 10 mins every time.

blue said...

"Bemidji State hockey, you're all I got until April"

you gonna enjoy watching them lose to DU?

Meiz said...

"Bemidji State hockey, you're all I got until April (after the Olympics are done of course)"


What about WSU hoops?

El Pad said...

thing that bothers me about gump, besides being at the right place during every major national event, was why he and the kid dont have Aids?

assuming she dies from Aids (inurable, dr's dont know what it is, intravenous, etc) unless she contracted it during the time she left after porking him but i dont see that, she obviously got it during her heroine days

blue said...

he never boned her

Jugdish said...

How do you know they don't have it and the movie just never got into it because it would be a shitty ending

Meiz said...

I decided on Bucca for dinner tonight.

I wish he was my dad said...

What about WSU hoops?

too hard to follow (no televised games here, no local coverage on the news, etc.).

I wish he was my dad said...

you gonna enjoy watching them lose to DU?

name/pic bet on who goes further in the NCAA tourney this year?

Beth said...

"I decided on Bucca for dinner tonight."

Great choice. ns

Jugdish said...

"I decided on Bucca for dinner tonight."



its shit.

/Lp

El Pad said...

"How do you know they don't have it and the movie just never got into it because it would be a shitty ending"

forest gump 2 : Dying Stupidly

El Pad said...

bucca

::nother italian chain?::

tem said...

"he never boned her"

yes he did

El Pad said...

obviously he boned her

tem said...

boning her once isn't guaranteed to give you aids/hiv.

El Pad said...

or she just lied to his ass, which i wont believe

tem said...

bucca

::nother italian chain?::


yes

El Pad said...

"boning her once isn't guaranteed to give you aids/hiv."

yeah that's the only answer

Meiz said...

I'm pretty fucking tired of bossman putting in half assed supply orders. We just got a shipment of boxes in yesterday and he didn't order half the shit we need, and that makes the people that the customers have to deal with look like assholes. Order the fucking shit we fucking need, you fat bag of dicks.

Meiz said...

Ugh.

/@atmeiller

tem said...

maybe forest's tard power is a strong immunity to hiv.

Meiz said...

"Great choice. ns"

Nerve had it

El Pad said...

"maybe forest's tard power is a strong immunity to hiv."

this is why we pay you the big bucks

Meiz said...

GOLF PICKS

tem said...

i get fucked by never checking golf stuff on saturday and sunday.

El Pad said...

i should update my Y! bbal team

Beth said...

"i get fucked by never checking golf stuff on saturday and sunday."

Well clearly you just don't want it bad enough then.

s

tem said...

no s there.
that is true.

i don't.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"as it has been decently funny thus far."

you may have gotten the ohio version, its supposed to be redonk funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

forrest gump was invincible, of course he didnt get AIDS

Todd Packer said...

"forrest gump was invincible, of course he didnt get AIDS"

the fact that he played football for an SEC team has to factor in to this somehow

blue said...

"name/pic bet on who goes further in the NCAA tourney this year?"

ok...one day?

I wish he was my dad said...

ok...one day?

TIKRIT

blue said...

huh?


i don't speak south canadian

I wish he was my dad said...

yes, one day sounds good

Keef said...

"Bucca or Benihana?"

I would say Buca. Benihana is too much about the "show" and the teppanyaki is just ok. The suchi is good, though. Buca food is better, and you'll have plenty of leftovers. My $.02

Meiz said...

"TIKRIT"


HIROSHIMA!

Keef said...

"too many lines on a hockey rink"


A football field disagrees

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea if your family eats as much as you do, you can stock your fridge for a long time with the leftovers from bucca

Keef said...

"Cause we're delicate."

So you haven't seen women hockey players

Keef said...

suchi is how ISIIRL

blue said...

i wanna know this TIKRIT

Meiz said...

"I would say Buca. Benihana is too much about the "show" and the teppanyaki is just ok. The suchi is good, though. Buca food is better, and you'll have plenty of leftovers."


That's what I was hoping to hear.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"NBA bans Butler from chewing straws"


sucks for tough juice

Meiz said...

This place is the suck today

Meiz said...

Do I need to use stupid emoticons on fb so people know when I'm joking?

WFT, people?

El Pad said...

get off facebook

Todd Packer said...

use an "s", meiz

Todd Packer said...

"get off facebook"

^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

whitlock

Meiz said...

"get off facebook"

How about no?

El Pad said...

then stop bitching about the peoples on it

Jugdish said...

"get off facebook"

How about no?



its slightly amsuing to me how some find facebook so stupid, yet twitter is so awesome.

El Pad said...

"its slightly amsuing to me how some find facebook so stupid, yet twitter is so awesome."

but they are two totally different things

Jugdish said...

but they are two totally different things


but you get the same pointless bs on each.

for example...thanks to twitter, i now know you think you are a good burper.

thanks to fb i now know that mize was still trying to figure out where he wanted to go to eat for his birthday last night, and that h still thinks he needs a new yob

Jugdish said...

don't get me wrong, i like both and find them both entertaining

Keef said...

"its slightly amsuing to me how some find facebook so stupid, yet twitter is so awesome."

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

"but they are two totally different things
"


::borat voice::


NOT

blue said...

HIYA FIVE

Keef said...

mize,
Can't remember if you like seafood, but if you do, the Linguine Frutti Di Mare at Buca is HDH

isiah thompson said...

the Linguine Frutti Di Mare


yeah something with Frutti in the name is right up deke's alley.

isiah thompson said...

thanks to fb i now know that mize was still trying to figure out where he wanted to go to eat for his birthday last night, and that h still thinks he needs a new yob


and thanks to people who are on fb and follow twitter and report back I know all the same stuff without any of the bs.

Keef said...

zingggg

isiah thompson said...

seriously, LDT, man up.

isiah thompson said...

nfl combine today

lean back

isiah thompson said...

and forrest gump knocked the dust off jenny's pussy

El Pad said...

::borat voice::


NOT

you are wrong, are they both social networking sites

yes, yes they are

but apples and oranges are both fruits

I wish he was my dad said...

but apples and oranges are both fruits

this is true; MySpace is horrible...doesn't mean I don't like fb

Jugdish said...

you are wrong, are they both social networking sites

yes, yes they are



so they are not totally different...got it

isiah thompson said...

you are wrong, are they both social networking sites



doesn't fb have an instant update thing that is basically twitter?

El Pad said...

jug, your drifting into steve territory here cmon

your better than this

Jugdish said...

jug, your drifting into steve territory here cmon

your better than this


still waiting to hear some sound reasoning...

El Pad said...

from what i know about facebook is

you can talk to people who you havent talked too since high school and view the pics they have and leave stupid comments on thier stupid walls like teenagers

twitter is simply a blog, updated whenever or however the user feels, mostly used for news/sports and various user thoughts on either a subject or nothing at all

Meiz said...

"mize,
Can't remember if you like seafood, but if you do, the Linguine Frutti Di Mare at Buca is HDH"


Noted

Meiz said...

"still waiting to hear some sound reasoning..."


Think about who you're talking to

Jugdish said...

twitter is simply a blog, updated whenever or however the user feels, mostly used for news/sports and various user thoughts on either a subject or nothing at all



you can do the same thing with FB...and its up to you whether or not you look up people from high school...you can make your profile as private as you like

blue said...

so twitter isn't as cool as FB...got it

Jugdish said...

you can talk to people who you havent talked too since high school and view the pics they have and leave stupid comments on thier stupid walls like teenagers


and can't you do the same thing on twitter for the most part?

blue said...

twitter is FB "lite"

El Pad said...

i know nothing about facebook other than i dont want to talk to people from my past, especially girls that i have brutally fucked or douchebags that i would want to kill

i also dont want to talk to half my family

Spaceman Spiff said...

update your status - new tweet
post pics - twitpics(people can comment on these too)
post articles/videos - link articles/videos in your tweet


same shit if you want it to be

Steve said...

"jug, your drifting into steve territory here cmon"


steve isn't on twitter or FB because the are both in fact gay

El Pad said...

facebook = trouble for a married man

Jugdish said...

you could make a facebook account that no one can find out there and only communicate with the people you want

Spaceman Spiff said...

when you tweet something to someone like the convos you have with tyler, thats like writing on his wall

Jugdish said...

steve isn't on twitter or FB because the are both in fact gay


helmetbook

El Pad said...

"steve isn't on twitter or FB because the are both in fact gay"

i meant that in regards to sounding like a ra-tard

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i know nothing about facebook other than i dont want to talk to people from my past, especially girls that i have brutally fucked or douchebags that i would want to kill"

why would you have to talk to those people

blue said...

"when you tweet something to someone like the convos you have with tyler, thats like writing on his wall"


eP ♥ tyler

Steve said...

the only thing gayer than FB or Twitter is people arguing about which one is less gay


just saying

Jugdish said...

Eelp is a people person

Jugdish said...

the fact that steve finds any of this gay makes me think we are onto something

I wish he was my dad said...

"you could make a facebook account that no one can find out there"

-except Spiff; no hiding from him on the interwebs

blue said...

spiff is a hider

Todd Packer said...

"the only thing gayer than FB or Twitter is people arguing about which one is less gay


just saying"


well said, steve (ns)..... now i'm going to find my helmet

El Pad said...

"why would you have to talk to those people"

cuz they might think i want to but i dont and i dont want to deal with that shit

blue said...

"cuz they might think i want to but i dont and i dont want to deal with that shit"

then don't accpet* them as friends

blue said...

so what keeps one of those douchebags from sending you tweets?

El Pad said...

"then don't accpet* them as friends"

didnt i say i dont want to deal with that shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

"cuz they might think i want to but i dont and i dont want to deal with that shit"

that answered the question


s

Jugdish said...

so what keeps one of those douchebags from sending you tweets?


they don't know his alias?

Jugdish said...

didnt i say i dont want to deal with that shit



you can make your profile invisible

El Pad said...

"so what keeps one of those douchebags from sending you tweets?"

i decide who i follow

so now you can say

you decide who i can see on fb

i get it, but i dont use twitter to talk to people, i use it for news

blue said...

i think we've reached a new low


all we need is for EP to link a picture of dong and that will top off the day.

Jugdish said...

so now you can say

you decide who i can see on fb

i get it, but i dont use twitter to talk to people, i use it for news


and this is why i find it slightly amusing when people say facebook sucks but twitter is awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i get it, but i dont use twitter to talk to people, i use it for news"

so you dont tweet back and forth with anyone else?

isiah thompson said...

steve isn't on twitter or FB because the are both in fact gay


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


*buckles chinstrap*

blue said...

"i decide who i follow"

but do you decide who follows you?

"i use it for news"

like the conversations you have with Tyler?

Todd Packer said...

"*buckles chinstrap*"

i'm with ya, zeke

blue said...

i think i'm joining the ratard force with steve...fb and twitter both suck

blue said...

cool, i'm in with TP and zeke and steve

blue said...

we could start an anti-social media group

Jugdish said...

i think i'm joining the ratard force with steve...fb and twitter both suck


i don't care if ya don't like either one...just thought the whole facebook sucks but twitter is awesome was funny...

isiah thompson said...

He pulled a 360 fakey mcdeath

El Pad said...

"so you dont tweet back and forth with anyone else?"

my god, what did me and tyler exhange tweets maybe 5 or 6 times

i follow 400+ tweeters

so do you want me to say fb and twitter are similar in that you can directly communicate with a "friend"? Fine I can agree with that but that's not what I want out of twitter. Tyler seems like a great guy but I don't want to talk to him all day on Twitter.

isiah thompson said...

we could start an anti-social media group


gofuckyourfacebook.com®

blue said...

"i don't care if ya don't like either one...just thought the whole facebook sucks but twitter is awesome was funny..."


come join our group jug...it's exclusive

isiah thompson said...

so do you want me to say fb and twitter are similar in that you can directly communicate with a "friend"? Fine I can agree with that but that's not what I want out of twitter. Tyler seems like a great guy but I don't want to talk to him all day on Twitter.


but do you miss his musk?

Jugdish said...

Tyler seems like a great guy but I don't want to talk to him all day on Twitter.



i don't talk to anyone all day...the cool thing on facebook is that it can be closed...kind of like twitter

blue said...

"Tyler seems like a great guy but I don't want to talk to him all day on Twitter."

this is why he doesn't spend 108$ on roses for you

El Pad said...

"thought the whole facebook sucks but twitter is awesome was funny..."

facebook<<<<<<<<<<twitter

in my opinion

can we When In Rome this fucker outta here now?

Spaceman Spiff said...

just saying you had no idea what you were talking about

Jugdish said...

come join our group jug...it's exclusive


i will if i don't have to talk to anyone

Jugdish said...

this is why he doesn't spend 108$ on roses for you


hilarity

blue said...

nobody will know you're in the group...that's the best part

El Pad said...

"just saying you had no idea what you were talking about"

in regards to facebook

troof

El Pad said...

just annoys me

you can be so fake on that shit, i know this kid and he's acting like a pimp on facebook

kid prolly never even touched a titty

isiah thompson said...

can we When In Rome this fucker outta here now?



this whole debate is evidence as to why you shouldn't sit close to the tv as a young kid.

isiah thompson said...

block

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"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino