Thursday, February 04, 2010

I can't compete with Blue...

...he put in way too much effort yesterday.

That said, I do have to say something about the Celtics. People around here are going crazy because the Celtics have been playing like shit lately. I'm certainly no basketball expert, but it seems like they are losing a lot of leads late in games. That to me suggests they tire late, which is a result of a team getting old. Rewind to a few years back when the Celtics acquired KG and Ray Allen. One of the concerns was that it would make the C's stong in the short term but that the Big 3 were a little old and they would decline quickly. This what we bargained for. The question is was it worth it to get banner 17? I say yes.

In case you missed it on LOVAD, my hope is to one day see the following entry in Merriman's*:

Main Entry: aitch
Pronunciation: \ˈāch\
Function: noun
Etymology: French hache, from Vulgar Latin *hacca
Date: circa 1580
1. the letter h
2. Chubby yet charming, taxi-driving wanna-be rock star from boston
3. a tremendous display of gullibility

Function: verb
1. to laugh out loud

I dream small.

Comment.

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Jugdish said...

H's merriman's entry was hilarity

Jugdish said...

mize lives in a smurf house

Steve said...

U.S. Believes Pakistani Taliban Leader Is Dead

Jugdish said...

suite!

JFreak said...

Nap time.

Steve said...

"Seems like every time we hear about Noah Cyrus she’s doing something totally innapropriate for her age….little Noah is set to become a lingerie model. She’ll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children’s lingerie collection for ‘Ohh! La, La! Couture’.The company’s website describes The Emily Grace Collection as having a “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look."


let's see, she is nine now, i'm thinking she'll be prego by...16.

Jugdish said...

good interviews on mike and mike this morning

Jugdish said...

griswolds will be on a super bowl commercial

El Pad said...

SMACKDOWN

El Pad said...

<a href="http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/stuart-man-38stuart-man-38-identified-as-kite-surfer-killed-212049.html?cxntcid=breaking_news>gang of sharks attack surfer, kill him</a>

blue said...

"griswolds will be on a super bowl commercial"

they have another movie coming

but no cousin eddie

Meiz said...

suite link

Meiz said...

"You make no cents*, mize"

My bacon-sized pan no fit.

El Pad said...

hey my link broke

Jugdish said...

but no cousin eddie



hmmm...what's the point then? I think i heard about that actually...doesn't it center around Rusty's family or something?

Jugdish said...

hey my link broke




"

Meiz said...

WFT? El Tardo got breakfast sammiches at SUBWAY?

Do you guys have that shit?

Jugdish said...

i don't think so...

Jugdish said...

maybe at an airport or something

El Pad said...

subway blows

blue said...

"WFT? El Tardo got breakfast sammiches at SUBWAY?"

yep...and pizza...authentic NY style pizza and subs

El Pad said...

beth georgia football didnt have a good signing day

Jugdish said...

Biggest disappointments: Georgia and Miami

Jugdish said...

from cnnsi

Jugdish said...

According to Brown, Texas offered 30 scholarships, had 25 official visits ... and signed all 25 players.

Jugdish said...

Austin sells itself

Jugdish said...

"I am not going be a backup player, I'll promise you that," Umenyiora told WFAN.



yes you will

I wish he was my dad said...

but no cousin eddie

yeah, prison is pretty strict about letting in movie crews for a shoot

blue said...

Umenyiora's cousin signed at CU


kid is gonna be a beast...i predict this

blue said...

"yeah, prison is pretty strict about letting in movie crews for a shoot"

ys,c?

Meiz said...

I need to warsh these pants

Meiz said...

Blue, tell me about Subway breakfast. Its sounds so exotic.

El Pad said...

quaker cereal makes Honey Graham Oh's

they are great

El Pad said...

Carrie Underwood will make her feature film debut in Soul Surfer, an indie drama about Bethany Hamilton, that badass teenage surfer who had her arm chomped off by a shark. Underwood will play a church group leader.

Steve said...

"Underwood will play a church group leader."


this means no nudity.



bummer

blue said...

subway breakfast

there you go meiz

blue said...

GHM's new layout is GAY

Meiz said...

"GHM's new layout is GAY"


I have no problem with it. Guessed some muffs yesterday with no issues at all.

blue said...

rm,r?

you like the bubbles and the gayness?

Meiz said...

Because really, who gives a shit about minor teaks to how the blog looks? It's all about the vaginas.

Meiz said...

"you like the bubbles and the gayness?"


That shit was there before

blue said...

your face was there before

Meiz said...

Damn right it was

El Pad said...

"And finally, if i was just out of school and fluent in all things Wi Fi , networking and wireless, I would immediately go door to door offering to fine tune your home’s wireless network. With new HDTVs coming out with Wi FI, the IPad, SlingBox, Netflix Streaming and other applications consuming tons of bandwidth in the home, it is an ABSOLUTE certainty that 99pct of home networks can be improved and perform significantly better. Be that kid in your neighborhood that comes in and fine tunes everyone’s wi fi in their home for 50 or 100 bucks (or more if you live in a fancy part of town) and you will make some good money."

i never know what cuban is talking about, i'm gonna stop reading his blog

how the fuck do you fine tune wi-fi?

Keith S said...

"My bacon-sized pan no fit."


Your life is rough

Keith S said...

Dear Keith A S,

Congratulations! The IRS has accepted your federal tax return. There's nothing else you need to do.



Suite

Keith S said...

"how the fuck do you fine tune wi-fi?"


Better routers probably

Keith S said...

85 on DP right now. I don't hate him anymore. He's a funny dude

El Pad said...

my taxes are also done, only NJ taxes are pending

Jugdish said...

my taxes are also done, only NJ taxes are pending


i knew you were from jersey

Meiz said...

"I don't hate him anymore. He's a funny dude"

Been telling people this for months. They just don't want to listen.

Also, bigots.

Meiz said...

"i knew you were from jersey"

Aitch

El Pad said...

"i knew you were from jersey"

i'm not, i work in nj so i have to file ny and nj taxes

silly rabbit

El Pad said...

i owe ny but get back nj

wash

Jugdish said...

i'm not, i work in nj so i have to file ny and nj taxes

silly rabbit


whatever you say bon jovi

El Pad said...

w f t

Keith S said...

Nancy O'Dell is so hot

Jugdish said...

the kid looks happy

Keith S said...

"i owe ny but get back nj

wash"


NJ must not be as convenient

Spaceman Spiff said...

"w f t"

hilarity, no doubt they are happy the daughter was 'stolen', they probably gave her away.

if anyone wanted to steal the boy, they could easily cut the lock

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nancy O'Dell is so hot"

i wanna see her boobs

Keith S said...

BFAHIA

Keith S said...

I want to see all of their boobs

El Pad said...

look tat this whackjob

Keith S said...

This turnt* my 45 minute commute into 2 hours

Keith S said...

I hate when I see a link to a story like that shark attack and then a link next to it that says "video" and it's just a newsperson talking. That's a tease.

Jugdish said...

bummer...they typically get those attacks on film

Jugdish said...

aja...it is a tease

Keith S said...

Your face has film on it

Jugdish said...

your face was attacked by a shark

Jugdish said...

but that wasn't filmed either

Jugdish said...

i should be required to wear the "So is your face!" or "suite!" to any lov member meeting

El Pad said...

steve dont expect a personal apology from rahm emnauel

Jugdish said...

hooters lunch


DET

Jugdish said...

this would suck

El Pad said...

stripping the ball

El Pad said...

tacos last night for dinner
tacos today for lunch

det

Meiz said...

"Nancy O'Dell is so hot"

Is she cross-eyed?

FAS?

H said...

"H's merriman's entry was hilarity"

Gracias

Keith S said...

"this would suck"


Thanks Obamer

Keith S said...

"Is she cross-eyed?

FAS?"


She's got a vagina so you're not interested

H said...

Wow, it's past noon EST and no sign of Beth. Must have been a lot of lawyers to service today.

H said...

"She's got a vagina so you're not interested"

^^^^^^^

H said...

I'm liking the Meiz hate pussy era.

Meiz said...

"I'm liking the Meiz hate pussy era."

Stings the nostrils

H said...

"Stings the nostrils"

It should

Keith S said...

hsil walks in the house about 7:30 last night because she got off work early. We had already eaten dinner and hsil gets all pisst* off that we didn't make something for her. cmk says "you didn't say you'd be home" and hsil says "I told you i might be home". I said "so you didn't say you'd be home. Got it".

El Pad said...

no leftovers?

Spaceman Spiff said...

GIF from kod's place

H said...

you should put up a big countdown sign keef.

DAYS UNTIL YOU MOVE OUT:
with the number of days underneath.

That would be a fun activity for you

El Pad said...

hsilep did the same thing but i left her a plate on the side

Keith S said...

"no leftovers?"

There were some. She just decided to overreact

Steve said...

rahm emnauel/steve joke


that took about a week longer than i thought it would

Keith S said...

She said SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT? I wanted to say "there's plenty of tuna & cheese in there" but I just told her to warm up the leftovers

El Pad said...

i bought this

Keith S said...

"DAYS UNTIL YOU MOVE OUT:
with the number of days underneath.

That would be a fun activity for you"


Funny, but I don't like drama

Keith S said...

"i bought this"



We know you don't read books

Spaceman Spiff said...

"She said SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT? "

suite practice, youre gonna be ready to have a kid soon

blue said...

he got the audio version

Meiz said...

"Jay_Glazer

chad ochocinco just told me on The Jay Glazer Pre-Party on FSN that he thinks T.O. will be a Bengal next year. he said he's sure of it"


Pretty sure he might have been joking, Jay.

blue said...

conversation last night

cmblue: did you know that your sister told your mom that i'm the biggest bitch in the world

me: that's ridiculous\

cmblue: i know, where does she get off saying something like that

me: like she knows everyone in the whole world anyway.

cmblue: :::biggest bitch in the world stare:::

me: so do we have a blanket for the couch?

El Pad said...

spiff jersey shore house owner asking $6500 a night

hahahahahahhahahahahaaa

Meiz said...

"i bought this"

Sorry to hear that

Keith S said...

"suite practice, youre gonna be ready to have a kid soon"


despite what LP thinks, I'm gonna try and get some of this debt down first

Steve said...

this is silly

grant her asylum and be done with it.

Keith S said...

"Jay_Glazer"

85 said something like that yesterday morning on the SAS show too

Keith S said...

"conversation last night"

hilarity

Keith S said...

Jay Glazer is the anti-mort, though

blue said...

glazer has short man syndrome

El Pad said...

"Sorry to hear that"

you'll have type 2 diabetes before your 40, wadr

Meiz said...

"you'll have type 2 diabetes before your 40, wadr"

Because?

Meiz said...

I want to hear your reasoning.

El Pad said...

Because you eat shit.

Meiz said...

"Because you eat shit."

Like what?

Meiz said...

I'd lay money on the fact that I eat better than you do.

El Pad said...

"I'd lay money on the fact that I eat better than you do."

my impression is you don't, you know or have a pretty good idea what i eat

if my impression is wrong, which i'd like it to be, than great

but you said sorry to hear bout that like i just bought a book that is filled with 400 pages of bullshit, it's not

El Pad said...

article on the book and author

Meiz said...

Whats the site that lets you have the free annual credit report?

Meiz said...

"but you said sorry to hear bout that like i just bought a book that is filled with 400 pages of bullshit, it's not"


It was a joke. Relax.

Meiz said...

Down to 205, bitches. 100s, here I come!

El Pad said...

"Whats the site that lets you have the free annual credit report?"

freecreditreport.com

tell your friends, tell your dad, tell your mom

El Pad said...

everybody bout the motherfucking jokes

Meiz said...

"Whats the site that lets you have the free annual credit report?"

This is NS

Steve said...

Info on free credit report

Meiz said...

Ithankyou

tem said...

"Funny, but I don't like drama"

so you dislike TNT, got it.

tem said...

"We know you don't read books"

that's me who doesn't read

tem said...

wvu looked good against pitt.

fans threw a quarter at an assistant coach. hehe

H said...

"Down to 205, bitches. 100s, here I come!"

Kilograms?

tem said...

tem is about 205. cracking down to sub 200 has been elusive (sp?). of course i haven't really tried.

Keith S said...

"I'd lay money on the fact that I eat better than you do."

LP spends more on fod so it's better than what you eat

s

Keith S said...

bill romonowski sounds like a person who eats food through a straw

Keith S said...

"tem is about 205. cracking down to sub 200 has been elusive (sp?). of course i haven't really tried."

I was up to 210 last year. I'm at 188 now

Meiz said...

My mom is on the front page of the News Graphic

Meiz said...

OCNN is awesome

El Pad said...

print version?

Meiz said...

"print version?"

Yeah. Their online content is terrible.

El Pad said...

yeah i just found that out

tem said...

"My mom is on the front page of the News Graphic"

why?

Keith S said...

"LP spends more on fod so it's better than what you eat"


fod is HISIIRL

blue said...

""My mom is on the front page of the News Graphic"

why?"


ys,c?

Jugdish said...

conversation last night

good work!

Meiz said...

"why?"

4-H bowlathon

El Pad said...

brass knuckles rosary beads

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP really did look up romance

Meiz said...

Holy fucking shit

El Pad said...

14 days

pitchers and catchers

Jugdish said...

14 days

pitchers and catchers



suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"14 days

pitchers and catchers"

year round over here

/annual kod joke

Spaceman Spiff said...

redonk lobsters, lucky bastards

El Pad said...

anyone have a desire to travel abroad?

Spaceman Spiff said...

yes

Jugdish said...

yes

Jugdish said...

yes



DOUBLE DRAGON!

Meiz said...

of course. It'll never happen, though.

Meiz said...

"-I wonder how long Manning will play football. He's been relatively healthy this year. As always, he's rarely sacked. He barely even has to move in the pocket. Couldn't he, conceivably, play until he's 45? I'm telling you, if you think Favre has stuck around forever, Manning will outlast us all. He'll play for at least another decade, then become the Colts official head coach immediately afterwards."

Jugdish said...

isn't he already basically the Colts head coach?

tem said...

"anyone have a desire to travel abroad?"

depends on the broad.

tem said...

"isn't he already basically the Colts head coach?"

pretty much. but they still wheel out that statue and stick him on the sidelines with a headset just for show.

Steve said...

"isn't he already basically the Colts head coach?"


^^^^^^^


i think Caldwell mentioned Manning like once...maybe twice in his little victory speech. He should have just handed the trophy over and said "Thank You"

blue said...

manning ain't shit without jim caldwell

Jugdish said...

the barry switzer of the colts

Jugdish said...

the mize of lov



s

Meiz said...

Wait. What?

Meiz said...

Fuck yes. Less than an hour to go. Get me home.

Jugdish said...

Wait. What?



s <--------------

Meiz said...

I have a gem for LP.

Sex change operations are now tax deductible.

I wish he was my dad said...

Sex change operations are now tax deductible.

you forgot Thanks Obama!

tem said...

when a gay couple adopts a baby they get like $12K in tax credits

tem said...

if they adopt 2 i think they can get upwards to $25K.

Spaceman Spiff said...

verlander got paid

Jugdish said...

Sex change operations are now tax deductible.



what do they do with the extra dongs?

/Lp

blue said...

"verlander got paid"

because of the sex change or adopting kids?

blue said...

"what do they do with the extra dongs?

/Lp"

put them on the opposite sex changers...doctors only do one for ones

tem said...

media needs to stop whining about the WVU student section.

i think a pitt player threw the quarter that hit their coach...this is a set up. there was another shooter on the lawn.

tem said...

like anyone in WV has a quarter.

and if they did, like they would throw it away.

El Pad said...

homos

blue said...

yeah, wv is full of homos

tem said...

i don't think that is accurate.

tem said...

well, if you mean it is full and won't allow any more in. yeah that is probably accurate.

the 5 or so it has now are enough.

Meiz said...

I'm gonna hit 1000 tweets today or tomorrow.

Jugdish said...

just sprayed down bossman's office with fart spray...he should like that

Meiz said...

Salam e-lekum, my brother.

El Pad said...

Dungy was open about his feelings on who will win the Super Bowl, but he suggested that his replacement, Jim Caldwell, play it cool with DE Dwight Freeney’s ankle injury.

“That way, New Orleans really has to think about (Freeney possibly playing),” Dungy said.



no one misses a super bowl tony, he will play

Meiz said...

"no one misses a super bowl tony, he will play"


Shockey, Jeremy

Feb 3, 2008


Remember that?

Steve said...

"Salam e-lekum, my brother."


brutal.

i got dunked on like that in HS once. tried to go up with a big ole boy, i had no business doing so.

Steve said...

they have special olympics in HS



/LOV

El Pad said...

"Shockey, Jeremy

Feb 3, 2008


Remember that?"

not talking about guys on IR retart*

I wish he was my dad said...

I just placed my entire $6.30 centsports fortune on Indy


go Colts!!!

Meiz said...

"not talking about guys on IR retart*"


Apology extended

I was grasping at straws

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i got dunked on like that in HS once. tried to go up with a big ole boy, i had no business doing so."

them aint chin nuts

El Pad said...

btw, the worse referee is on duty for the Super Bowl

Meiz said...

I thought about going up to challenge a breakaway dunk in summer league once, in HS. Decided it was a terrible idea, so I stopped and casually walked away. I got yanked right after that one. It was hilarity.

Steve said...

"I got yanked right after that one."


yea, i got chewed out for not taking the charge. fuck that. i was like 5'10" 165 lbs. this dude was 10 or 11 feet tall...easily.

Steve said...

"this dude was 10 or 11 feet tall...easily"


no he was not.



/jug

Jugdish said...

no, i believe that one

Meiz said...

Home time

blue said...

they grow em big in North Carolina

El Pad said...

i got dunked on

twice but not as bad as that, i did the jump/turn your back move

Jugdish said...

twice but not as bad as that, i did the jump/turn your back move



little dribblers is a tough league!

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