Friday, February 12, 2010

The Hooter Dome

You know how I know your gay? You had 5 guys for lunch. No serious that has to be the worst name for a hamburger chain. WFT. Why not just name it Penis. Yeah I had penis for lunch today. Marketing geniuses. I asked cmep if she'd let me hang a couple of posters in the bedroom or even my kids bedroom. She said like what and I said "The Dunk". She said no. Stop being childish. Whatever. If I said she can hang up a NKOTB poster I bet she'd say yes. Basketball is hitting the All-Star break this weekend so now would be a good time to catch up. I've caught up. Billups will win the 3-Ball contest, Shannon Brown will de-throne Kryptonate and Nash will win the Skills challenge. The Sophmores will clobber the rookies and the East win the actual ASG game. D Howard will be MVP. Holy shit it's in Cowboys Stadium? How does Cuban feel about that? Jerry Jones >>>> Cuban. You know what's underated? BLT's. That's a damn good sandwhich. Is it me or do these upcoming Olympics seem doomed. No snow, athletes banned daily, etc. Man imagine being on the end of a Evander Holyfield right cross. Ask his wife. I wonder if John Thompson Sr. walks around his house with a dish towel on his shoulder. Wikipedia is great because you forget shit. Like you forgot "Space Jam" made close to 232MM worldwide. Grabbing a beer after work is an American tradition. You ever get the feeling that someone is behind you and you turn around and someone really is behind you but they are just trying to pass you because you are walking too slow? That is an awkward eye contact moment. The Rams are for sale. And Hooters. Hooter Dome is an awesome name for a stadium. Why do Dolphins have a fin if they are nice? I feel like fins should be on nasty creatures. Just realized my kid wrote on the TV. Lil fucker. Windex is amazing. If Lou Holtz called college basketball games how awesome would that be? And what would be the spit to breath ratio?

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Beth said...

I think I have whiplash after reading today's post...

EP just set a record today I'm sure for most unrelated subjects covered in 1 post.

Beth said...

"Yeah I had penis for lunch today."

/EP

TOTPM, someone make it happen.

Steve said...

"I think I have whiplash after reading today's post..."


entertaining post. reading it reminds of Morgan Freeman in 7 when he found the crazy guy's journals.

Steve said...

damn. more snow.


i'm tired of this crap. and it keeps happening on the weekends.

El Pad said...

even on a day off i'm up early

i hate being an adult

Keef said...

Just drove behind a car with a HRSNHRS license plate

Keef said...

"TOTPM, someone make it happen."

Are you too lazy to do it?

Keef said...

Don't you have admin status?

Keef said...

got the tax refund deposited this morning. woe

El Pad said...

mine too

and it's pretty much gone

woe

Steve said...

i have yet to send mine off.


slack

Beth said...

"Are you too lazy to do it?"

Yes.


"Don't you have admin status?"

Well I can post but are there different levels of admin status? I'd look into that but see above.

El Pad said...

TOPTM cannot be from a post
it must be from a comment

duh

blue said...

olympics baby

blue said...

USA USA USA USA USA

tem said...

"EP just set a record today I'm sure for most unrelated subjects covered in 1 post."

i think he broke one of my records.

tem said...

"TOPTM cannot be from a post
it must be from a comment"

erroneous.

blue said...

i don't even own records...everything I have is on CD or digital

tem said...

i hope frank thomas gets into the hall of fame.

i also hope he didn't juice. one of the few baseball players that i care whether or not they juiced.

bo jackson would be another.

tem said...

i don't even own records...everything I used to own belongs to my wife now.

*fixed

Keef said...

"TOPTM cannot be from a post
it must be from a comment

duh"

good try

Beth said...

"TOPTM cannot be from a post
it must be from a comment"

We are a lawless society, we do what we want.

I wish he was my dad said...

bo jackson would be another.

there is no good news man

tem said...

"We are a lawless society, we do what we want."


please remember this at the picnic.

thanks and regards.

tem said...

"there is no good news man"

ysc?

Beth said...

"please remember this at the picnic"

So you're encouraging me to bring a firearm, got it.

tem said...

"So you're encouraging me to bring a firearm, got it."

role playing. i like where this is heading.

I wish he was my dad said...

ysc?

nah; I would be surprised if he didn't....but hell, I have no clue

I wish he was my dad said...

client meeting at 9, office meeting at 11, and court at 1:30

-lots of TPS to keep me running today

blue said...

no way bo was on the juice

blue said...

frank thomas and bo jackson...both Auburn grads...

tem ♥ auburn

blue said...

i've met Bo a couple of times, he's still a big dude...

tem said...

"i've met Bo a couple of times, he's still a big dude..."

cool

tem said...

"tem ♥ auburn"

this is not untrue. very nice place. southern belles...

blue said...

milblue keeps trying to talk bgblue into going to collitch at Auburn...the kid is 2.

blue said...

actually she really wants her to go to Alabama, but blue and cmblue forbid this

tem said...

Roll Tide

Beth said...

"actually she really wants her to go to Alabama, but blue and cmblue forbid this"

They both suck, she needs to go to UF!

/TP

I wish he was my dad said...

COME TO PENN STAAAAAATE

I wish he was my dad said...

/crazy Joe

tem said...

come to penn state is grate*

tem said...

they have a basketball one now too where one of the coaches goes a little crazy like that.

Todd Packer said...

Re: auburn talk

RIP whocares, ceo

Todd Packer said...

i'm working from home so i'm not blocked, but thanks for the link anyway, freak

Todd Packer said...

meetings with new boss have been weird... he wants me to fire 4-6 people and then lower everyones pay that didn't get fired... wft

Spaceman Spiff said...

why is that weird

tem said...

"meetings with new boss have been weird... he wants me to fire 4-6 people and then lower everyones pay that didn't get fired... wft"


sounds awesome, can i help? /blue

Todd Packer said...

"why is that weird"

your right spiff, firing people is not weird, just shitty....... but the meeting have been weird. he's a stange dude

tem said...

and aja, shouldn't they have lowered pay and fired people 2 years ago?

Todd Packer said...

"and aja, shouldn't they have lowered pay and fired people 2 years ago?"

aja, i have fired 6 people and dropped pay on another 3 people in the past 18 months

Todd Packer said...

anyone watching human target.... got all them on dvr, but i'm not sure if i'm going to even bother watching it

tem said...

tem watches the human target.

tem likes it.

but sometimes it does get a little unbelievable.

tem said...

"aja, i have fired 6 people and dropped pay on another 3 people in the past 18 months"

tp = blue

Todd Packer said...

it looks like it's about to snow outside. almost cold enough, but not quite

JFreak said...

Main guy in human target is married to the chick from fringe.

KIK

Todd Packer said...

"tp = blue"

i don't think so

Todd Packer said...

"tem likes it"

going to give human target a chance then

Todd Packer said...

just watched parks and rec.... another solid effort

tem said...

the fuck is fringe?

blue said...

parks and rec was good last night...office was solid ass well

blue said...

"the fuck is fringe?"

it's the stuff at the bottom of TP's jorts

Spaceman Spiff said...

xena's boob

Steve said...

Hot Olympic chicks

tem said...

wow, this place is dead poop.

Beth said...

Makes catching up after lunch easy enough - 5 comments.

I wish he was my dad said...

Fringe is pretty quality; Fox moved it this season to Thursday at 8:00 (which totally sucks) so I haven't caught this season...I'm waiting to rent it on DVD

El Pad said...

i like anne heche's tits

El Pad said...

i painted the bathroom

El Pad said...

i was watching inside the nfl and they did a piece on katrina

lower ninth ward still fucked up

it made me sad

Todd Packer said...

"but the meeting have been weird. he's a stange dude"

keith is gonna like that comment... loaded with hdh

tem said...

"keith is gonna like that comment... loaded with hdh"

i'd say the hdh level will kill keith, but if el pad hdh hasn't killed him yet then no hdh will.

Todd Packer said...

good point, tem

tem said...

twss

Steve said...

point like a pencil?

Todd Packer said...

75

blue said...

blizzard kilt loV

tem said...

wow 1st death at the olympics already...some luger from Georgia (the country) died.

"Kumaritashvili lost control of his sled, went over the track wall and struck an unpadded steel pole near the finish line at Whistler Sliding Center."

blue said...

just read that article


sounds like a crazy crash...lots of crashes on the luge track this year.

El Pad said...

wow 78 comments

you guys are on fire

tem said...

yeah anytime you end up off your luge and hitting a steel pole it is crazy,

tem said...

it's because you aren't here el pad.

El Pad said...

probably not but i'd like to think so

tem said...

definitely not

El Pad said...

meiz is ice fishing?

El Pad said...

beth fm beth doing something for valentines day?

Keef said...

85 comments?

Keef said...

ketchup should be easy

Keef said...

remember when this place didn't suck?

Keef said...

"actually she really wants her to go to Alabama, but blue and cmblue forbid this"


That's right!! Kepp the poon in the Pac-10

Keef said...

"tp = blue"


No, blue enjoys the firing part

Keef said...

"meiz is ice fishing?"


BFAHIA

Keef said...

cmk isn't real big on V-Day, so I got her an edible arrangements deal insteaf of flowers. That way at least I can enjoy it too

Spaceman Spiff said...

remember when 6500 comments on a friday was a walk in the park?

/steve

Keef said...

Kepp is suite*

Keef said...

I tasted a dozen wines, 3 vodkers*, and some Patron today

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP,

nakedsnooki.com is live

isiah thompson said...

deke, you mans* is starting in the celeb game

JFreak said...

There is no defense being played in this celebrity game.

isiah thompson said...

the globetrotter dood can't hit a layup.

JFreak said...

Only thing I'm rooting for in this game is for TO to blow out his acl.

JFreak said...

This is almost worse than the wnba.

I wish he was my dad said...

remember when hitting 100 comments per day was a struggle?

/every February

isiah thompson said...

kodpiece you've paid your name/pic debt and then some, feel free to change it.

isiah thompson said...

I wish Stu Scott was luging today.

I wish he was my dad said...

cmk isn't real big on V-Day, so I got her an edible arrangements deal insteaf of flowers. That way at least I can enjoy it too

edible underwear?

gross

/germaphobes everywhere

I wish he was my dad said...

kodpiece you've paid your name/pic debt and then some, feel free to change it.

sweet; will do. Might take a few days though to come up with something new (ns)

-actually, Michigan just beat the Gophs at Williams Arena, effectively ending our slim NCAA tourny hopes. I know we didn't bet on it, but I might keep this just cause I'm pissed....or, if you have another name/pic for that game, I'll change it

isiah thompson said...

Big Shot Bob looks like Big Mac Bob now

I wish he was my dad said...

Hey Zeke, remember when we were all happy because UM(ich) and UM(inni) were in the top #25?

-faak

isiah thompson said...

kodpiece, have you seen the new Adrian Peterson action figure?

isiah thompson said...

-faak


Michigan is awful. Bad meaning bad not bad meaning good. And it's year 3 of Beilein. That ain't gangsta.

I wish he was my dad said...

new action figure made me Aitch, and then made me Meiz

isiah thompson said...

extreme makeover house now in extreme forclosure

I wish he was my dad said...

Michigan is awful. Bad meaning bad not bad meaning good. And it's year 3 of Beilein. That ain't gangsta.

fitting though; Minni is bad in 3rd year of Tubby....also not gangsta

-don't get me wrong though, Tubby is way better than we could have expected, and fielding a shitty team just makes it more likely he'll return I guess

I wish he was my dad said...

sucks that Clem got caught cheating; most every team does the same exact thing

Jugdish said...

kodpiece, have you seen the new Adrian Peterson action figure?

hilarity...im stealing that

I wish he was my dad said...

extreme makeover house now in extreme forclosure

-and you didn't even mention that it happened in Gilbert?

JFreak said...

"extreme makeover house now in extreme forclosure"

The crew likes to pretend that it doesn't happen.

I wish he was my dad said...

jug's VD picture on fb was muy clever (ns)

JFreak said...

They've tried to cut back on the size of the homes.

Don't know if it will help or not.

I wish he was my dad said...

The crew likes to pretend that it doesn't happen.

I wonder if they will screen potential contestants differently in light of all this (ns)

I wish he was my dad said...
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isiah thompson said...

-and you didn't even mention that it happened in Gilbert?


yeah I saw it as I was reading the local paper's website, figured it'd be assumed that it was a local story. apologies.

isiah thompson said...

the vidyeo of that luge guy biting the dust is kinda brutal

isiah thompson said...

UGA must be pretty upset about losing that luger.


s



too soon?

isiah thompson said...

I guess the SEC doesn't have the best lugers.


s


too soon?

I wish he was my dad said...

not too soon


too obvious perhaps?

isiah thompson said...

just popped the top on some BL's, forgot how tasty they are. Been drinking BLL the last month or so *hanging head in shame*


ns

Jugdish said...

Been drinking BLL the last month or so *hanging head in shame*


^^^^^^^

i just had 3 BL myself. gonna have a rum and coke now. suite long weekend

Jugdish said...

anyone out there?

Jugdish said...

jug is a little stir crazy tonight

I wish he was my dad said...

just had 3 BL myself. gonna have a rum and coke now. suite long weekend

I hope those 3 BLs were chasers

/EP

I wish he was my dad said...

I might be in the middle of a fight with cmkod, but I'm not suer

she looks mad, and her mouth is moving aggresively...but Lou Reed is drowning out that nastiness

Jugdish said...

they were starters i guess...going out tomorrow night. i don't want to do too much damage tonight

Jugdish said...

who all is on twitter here? so far i have Lp, mize, and freak.

im testing it

Jugdish said...

so far it seems like a scaled down version of fb

Jugdish said...

youtube time

I wish he was my dad said...

she looks mad, and her mouth is moving aggresively

faaak, H2 here; I've created a monster

Jugdish said...

is she turning green?

Todd Packer said...

i like when kod is dropping "faaaks"

Jugdish said...

a shot of jager before a date tomorrow night...good, bad, or neither?

Jugdish said...

if kod could turn this into a blow job somehow, that would be suite

Todd Packer said...

"im testing it"

spiff too, i think

Todd Packer said...

"good, bad, or neither?"

bad

Jugdish said...

bad


damn

Jugdish said...

it tastes good though

Todd Packer said...

"damn"

only because i don't like jager (anymore)

Jugdish said...

see i have this date tomorrow night, and she is really looking forward to it. However my softball team made the playoffs so id have to miss tomorrows game. Now I make the line up, drink some beer, and pretty much get the important hits in the games (HRs and RBI at bats). my boys will give me shit if i miss the game, because they all look up to me.

what do i do?

s

Jugdish said...

so far from twitter ive learned ep thinks he is a good burper, and mize likes pudding shots

JFreak said...

lov twitter list

I wish he was my dad said...

a shot of jager before a date tomorrow night...good, bad, or neither?

sounds ok...just make sure to take precautions so she can't smell it on your breath

I wish he was my dad said...

may I suggest....Vodka shots?

Jugdish said...

thanks freak

Jugdish said...

may I suggest....Vodka shots


you may...i don't have the vodka for straight shooting. would have to mix. i have a soft spot for jager ever since the ski trip when i had one for breakfast every morning

Jugdish said...

i could do one now

Jugdish said...

kod vs cmkod


good luck kod!

I wish he was my dad said...

i don't have the vodka for straight shooting. would have to mix.

: jugga wha :

Jugdish said...

i have shot block vodka...dont like to shoot that

Jugdish said...

cheap stuff = shot block vodka

Jugdish said...

sports guy is sportsguy33 on twitter...someone made a sportsgay33 account. was that you tp?

I wish he was my dad said...

i have shot block vodka...dont like to shoot that

sure....nobody likes to shoot Vodka, but nobody wants alcohol on their breath on an early date.

I wish he was my dad said...

what do i do?

s

-"hilarity" doesn't even do that justice; borderline brilliant there Jug

Jugdish said...

sure....nobody likes to shoot Vodka, but nobody wants alcohol on their breath on an early date.


troof...i can cover that though

Jugdish said...

-"hilarity" doesn't even do that justice; borderline brilliant there Jug



that was classic ep that day

JFreak said...

Luger that died had a wicked unibrow.

Jugdish said...

jug is pushing some cross today...kod might like this

or maybe not

I wish he was my dad said...

that was classic ep that day

personally, I don't think he had a scheduling conflict/decision to make....I think he just wanted an excuse to talk about calling out defensive plays and being an integral part of the team (ns)

Jugdish said...

I think he just wanted an excuse to talk about calling out defensive plays and being an integral part of the team (ns)


pee wee football is tough, you

I wish he was my dad said...

pee wee football is tough, you

for sure, they told me I was too small to play; co-ed flag football is only cool in college, not in grade school

Jugdish said...

i stick with coed beer league softball...good times

Jugdish said...

that pic of rev laying in the snow on fb is hilarity

isiah thompson said...

a shot of jager before a date tomorrow night...good, bad, or neither?


go sober

ns

isiah thompson said...

i just had 3 BL myself. gonna have a rum and coke now. suite long weekend


yeah I usually start with some BL then switch to vodker* redbulls then transition back to BL.

works for me

Jugdish said...

i may...its not a first date though. she knows i drink, plus we're going to a concert after...

Jugdish said...

after dinner

Jugdish said...

vodka and red bulls are the better...got no red bull though. i need to invest

isiah thompson said...

i may...its not a first date though. she knows i drink, plus we're going to a concert after...


ah, in that case I'd do a shot


ns

isiah thompson said...

good luck yug*

isiah thompson said...

vodka and red bulls are the better...got no red bull though. i need to invest


I buy the 16oz can and get 3 drinks out of them. they've been on sale recently

isiah thompson said...

that orca whale shit on the O-lympics was suite

Jugdish said...

thanks. just really looking to hang out, dont want anything serious...we'll see

isiah thompson said...

I don't remember the opening ceremonies of the LA or Atlanta games, I wonder what we'd do to showcase our heritage?

I mean we've got some ill shit we'd need to gloss over.

maybe just throw out some characitures* of Big Mac and Sammy doing the home run thing? (S)

isiah thompson said...

donald sufferland* is canadian?

I always get shook when I find out someone I thought was american is actually candian.

like Michael J. Fox (s)

I wish he was my dad said...

I don't remember the opening ceremonies of the LA games,

-it was 1984....do you remember anything from 1984?

I wish he was my dad said...

and all I remember from the Atlanta games was the act of domestic terrorism

I wish he was my dad said...

oh, and the Russians boycotted 1984; how can you have the lymps without the Ruskies?

isiah thompson said...

-it was 1984....do you remember anything from 1984?


no

I wish he was my dad said...

I wonder what we'd do to showcase our heritage?

5 incredibly rich people and 500 dirt poor people marching behind?

isiah thompson said...

5 incredibly rich people and 500 dirt poor people marching behind, with Obama marching behind them yelling 'CHANGE!!!'


*fized

I wish he was my dad said...

*fized

great fizz (ns)

Jugdish said...

obama yelling change



not good times in houston for the nasa community

isiah thompson said...

yug*, not to get confrontational, but what value does NASA bring to the US in general? I know you have mad peeps in the game so I am sensitive to them losing funding and am not against NASA in the least.

But what do we get as a return on that investment? (wadr)

isiah thompson said...

if you watched this opening ceremonies on mushrooms you'd either be spellbound or wigged out.

JFreak said...

"But what do we get as a return on that investment?"

Multitudes of technological advancements.

isiah thompson said...

the opening ceremonies just hit a "New kids on the block" mixed with "grunge" directed by Salvador Dali

isiah thompson said...

it's going to be upper 70's here for the next week


lean back

isiah thompson said...

Multitudes of technological advancements.


fo sho, I'm just ig'nant* on that shit, wondered for all the billy's we drop on it what real world value we get back. I'm sure it's over my head. (ns)

isiah thompson said...

driving home today there was a hot air balloon a few hundred feet above the highway, I was hoping to peep game it crashing.

ns

Jugdish said...

Multitudes of technological advancements.



absolutely! i can't go into specifics now, but if you'd like id give you some examples over the next few days. manned space flight has given us a lot of technology that we wouldn't have had otherwise.

also, im of the mindset that we need to keep reaching out there farther...beyond the moon, to mars, etc. it just makes sense. instead they ware wanting to focus more research on climate change and create more yobs

not sure where these yobs are being created, but i can tell you in houston, florida, and huntsville, AL there will be a lot of people hitting the yob market in the near future

I wish he was my dad said...

Multitudes of technological advancements.

he didn't get rid of NASA, he just stopped the constellation program, i.e. funding for trying to bring us back to the moon, right? WADR jug, it's not a program worth the money during a recession IMO.

isiah thompson said...

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