Seinfeld Voice
So what's the deal with school buses stopping on railroad tracks, opening their door and then driving off? Is the best place to see if a train is coming directly on the tracks? What are these drivers trained to do if a bus is coming? Floor it I guess.
Headlines
Arenas: I'll try to rebuild relationship with youth
Umm Gilbert, I would not recommend that. Most celebs who do that get in a world of trouble. See: Jackson, Michael.
Speaking of Michael, would it shock anyone if he was murdered because someone decided he did in fact rape little kids and he deserved to die?
Ruling: $220M NFL sharing pool stays
That's a big pool. I bet Keith couldn't fix it either.
Schefter: Westbrook snubbed for All-Decade
Was it an all decade all injury team? If so, yeah he was snubbed.
Plan to abandon 'don't ask, don't tell' to go before panel
Are they going to replace it with just allowing openly gay folk, or just not allowing any gay folk? ns
Pirates release ship after ransom paid
Who says Pirates aren't honorable? I hope this helps their win projection.
'GI Janes' train to protect Iraq
An old movie staring Demi Moore will not help Iraq.
Moss played hurt for Patriots
Pot is a wonderful drug.
NHL Update
San Jose has the most points, they must be the best.
UFC Picks
Randy Couture vs. Mark Coleman
Couture should roll Coleman. Coleman is usually tired after about 3 minutes of action. I would be shocked if this one makes it past round 2.
Nate Marquardt vs. Chael Sonnen
Gotta think Sonnen is completely outmatched here. Nate the Great should roll. Again, I don't see this one lasting past round 2.
Mike Swick vs. Paulo Thiago
This should be a competitive fight. I'll give the edge to Thiago, but really this one could go either way....by the by everytime I say that someone wins by KO inside of 2 mins. So if you are betting just go ahead and bet on Swick to KO Thiago.
Demian Maia vs. Dan Miller
I don't think I like either of these guys. I hope it ends in a draw, but Maia should roll.
Matt Serra vs. Frank Trigg
Serra is all talk. So is Trigg I think. This fight will feature the most in octogon talking ever. Ever. Even more than when a Shamrock fights. In any case, this should be a good one. I'll give Trigg the nod even though I am basing that on nothing.
Mac Danzig vs. Justin Buchholz
Danzig is a TUF winner. I think they are still giving him softies. He should win.
Ronnys Torres vs. Melvin Guillard
Guillard has the same last name as a guy from Walker Texas Ranger. If he learned anything from Chuck Norris he will win.
Phillipe Nover vs. Robert Emerson
This sounds like a battle of poets. I haven't heard of either of these guys. Let's say Nover wins because his name sounds foreign.
Phil Davis vs. Brian Stann
Stann can punch a lot. I think he is an ex Marine, so I figure the UFC is giving him someone who will stand with him. That is a 100% guess. I'll go with Stann because he seems more marketable than the guy I never heard of.
Tim Hague vs. Chris Tuchscherer
Hague because his name is easier to type.
Rolles Gracie vs. Whoever
Gracie will roll around on the ground a lot. A lot. And then some more. If this fight goes to the mat Gracie will win via submission in round 1. If Whoever can keep it standing he has a shot. I figure Gracie will pull guard and win easily. Whoever won't be able to resist getting the top position.
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fuck the mets
and the browns
and the patriots
and the cavs
and the celtics
and the bruins
and whatever hockey team plays in cleveland
and fuck roger federererereer
fuck andy murray and his crying
fuck serena williams
and venus
the tennis player, not the planet
fuck axe
i don't like old spice much either
kanye west can suck a dick
maybe even lady gaga's dick
miley cyrus sex tape is out there
just gotta find it, and try not to go to prison for watching kiddie porn
supposedly it's her and jaime lynn spears
wearing their micky mousketeer hats
fuck Disney
that fucking mouse owns everything
i know his name is mickey mouse, not disney mouse
i used to watch walt disney on tv when i was little
on saturdays...he was an old fuck
he was an old fuck everyday...but i watched him on saturdays
"good work freak"
it published before i was done.
there is more now. it is a decent post now.
it was right before some safari show
"fuck serena williams"
no.
not jack hannah's safari show
"wearing their micky mousketeer hats"
was miley a mousketeer? how would you know these things?
mutual of omaha's something
because insurance and wild animals go well together
"not jack hannah's safari show"
he works for the columbus zoo and aquarium.
the aquarium is a small pool.
"because insurance and wild animals go well together"
animals need insurance too.
that was TCS practice...
it's like minicamp
otas
except i don't have a team, and i'm not organized...but it was an activity
it would have netted you some premie points.
minus points for neglecting to say FUCK AXE
i did say fuck axe
it was right after the serena/venus discussion
oh, i sit corrected.
good work.
good read on football concussions, biased a bit, but a good read
my link kilt the palce.
groundhog always "Sees his shadow"
he comes out of his hole and smells about 200 humans. then he goes back in.
at least blue tried this morning.
blem show is no heiz show
in the hizzie to the lezzie
::charlie brown teacher voice::
Tem, you forgot to type "go" on the old comment thread.
That's a big pool. I bet Keith couldn't fix it either.
hilarity
Tem, you forgot to type "go" on the old comment thread.
blue got the message
i was premature
it happens
"Tem, you forgot to type "go" on the old comment thread."
oops. sorry.
"At 7:30 a.m. Staten Island Chuck very reluctantly came out of his winter home and did not see his shadow, .....Chuck has had correct predictions 80% of the time since the 1980s"
because nobody goes and sees chuck.
"i was premature
it happens"
sure does /lp
"i was premature
it happens"
Well at least twice it didn't.
staten island chuck says early spring
he wins
meeting with caller company tomorrow, the guy aint coo he is a level beneath him, called managing ditrector
good luck!
managing ditrector is a big deal.
you don't just get that ditrector title on accident.
ny times piece on mcgwire
"you don't just get that ditrector title on accident."
true, it's a big fish
thnaks juggernaut
i am glad it isn't an instant message interview.
director is just ahead of associate
i thought sr. associate was ahead of associate.
and then manager.
and then sr. manager.
and then executive sr. manager.
then director.
then sr. director.
then ditrector.
then coo.
ditrector is da troof...you get to that position and you're set for life
wall?
bam.
i would rock the tcs.
"i would rock the tcs"
Not if I was making up the scores for it.
I'm in a dangerously good mood this morning. Look out.
"Not if I was making up the scores for it."
ahiyk
"I'm in a dangerously good mood this morning. Look out."
dummy will wreck that soon enough.
deluxe must have given up the zj last night
Hey fuckfaces, retweet the LOV tweets.
"dummy will wreck that soon enough."
That happens at noon tomorrow.
what does retweet mean?
retweet your twat fucker
"ahiyk"
ik
yeah, yk.
"Hey fuckfaces, retweet the LOV tweets."
I did or do.
I'm rooting for more winter.
More winter = more ice fishin'
"Rolles Gracie vs. Mostapha Al-Turk "
gracie won this, al turk had visa issues and got replaced
keef i will not be coming to your super bowl party
i need a HAIRCUT
no really I need a haircut badly
my sideburns are gross
"gracie won this, al turk had visa issues and got replaced"
so he didn't win, got it.
ufc sucks
your face sucks.
"Are they going to replace it with just allowing openly gay folk, or just not allowing any gay folk? ns"
allowing openly gay folk
i see.
thoughts el pad?
HUNGRY
"thoughts el pad?"
nothing wrong with dont ask dont tell, not sure why they need to change it, having openly gay folk in the military probably will cause some friction within some platoons, groups and various other divisions
thanks to the expansion to 10, the hangover got a best pic nom
media day
oh yea
"I did or do."
There is zero evidence of this
oscar roster of movies looks awful
"There is zero evidence of this"
i retweeted lov tweets more than once pecos
what's the access to the twitter feed anyway
"i retweeted lov tweets more than once pecos"
This morning?
Last night?
All signs point to no. I thought you were Mr. "We need to expand".
"thanks to the expansion to 10, the hangover got a best pic nom"
You forgot the S.
"i didnt see not one movie on any oscar list"
::hukt on fonix::
"That's a big pool. I bet Keith couldn't fix it either."
It's fixt* now
"dummy will wreck that soon enough."
Dummy doesn't work today, tem
"You forgot the S"
yea, for shanny. i was bamboozled
having openly gay folk in the military probably will cause some friction within some platoons, groups and various other divisions
^^^^^^^^
"what's the access to the twitter feed anyway"
txt sent
couple of idiots on pawn stars last night, they were both ripped off previously and in denial
"Last night?
All signs point to no. I thought you were Mr. "We need to expand"."
i was drunk, I replied I didn't retweet, then I retweeted myself
good stuff
Mr. "We need to expand".
front and center, if we were focused years ago we'd be at media day today asking silly questions
txt sent
got it
I want to smoke a doobie with SG
jersey shore season 2 not on jersey shore, i think miami
taking them out of thier element might be the most genius thing they did
can you imagine being inside charlize theron
god that must feel awesome
Same cast?
"can you imagine being inside charlize theron
god that must feel awesome"
I imagine she's got a bony vag
mize & LP are getting a ::tweety bird:: from me
shocking
shocking
re: bony vag
same cast
On Sunday night, in an interview with ESPN during the Pro Bowl, Peyton Manning accidentally called Darren Sharper “Jamie.” Darren is the Saints’ safety; Jamie is his older brother, who was a linebacker for the Ravens, Texans and Seahawks.
Monday, Darren got his revenge while answering a question about Colts tight end Dall Clark.
“We know we have athletic linebackers who can match up with him and also have athletic safeties or whoever we decide to put on him,” Sharper said before delivering the punch line with a wry smile: “He’s a guy you have to watch out for and be aware of where he is because he’s Peyton’s – or should I say Eli’s – go-to guy.”
i'm sleepy, Blow came on late last night and it's must watch so i watched it
that's eli's problem...he's always trying to throw to dallas clark and he's not on his team.
"i'm sleepy, Blow came on late last night and it's must watch so i watched it"
Shoulda got some coke on the way into work
no supermarket has wings on sale this week
fucking whores
why would they put something on sale when they know they're gonna sell a bought*load of them anyway?
boss talking to dog on phone
UNCOMFORTABLE
"no supermarket has wings on sale this week
fucking whores"
Round up your wife & kid and go to Costco.
"why would they put something on sale when they know they're gonna sell a bought*load of them anyway?"
i dont know, why do they put hot dogs, burgers, chips, soda and beer on sale for memorial day weekend?
And don't forget the cheese
"Round up your wife & kid and go to Costco."
i like the smaller wing variety, costco got the big frozen ones
why are the chips and dips on sale but not the wings?
why is the soda and beer on sale but not the wings?
what to expect when the Who Dats coming to town
more competition for soda & beer and hot dogs and chips. Not all brands are on sale
I really irritates me when a customer comes in with pre-paid label on whatever they're shipping, and the asian dude says "That should be ready to go". NO, you ignorant ass, it IS ready to go. Not "should be", IS.
end rant
"i dont know, why do they put hot dogs, burgers, chips, soda and beer on sale for memorial day weekend?"
Possibly related to profit margins?
weazy
Jesus, Dwayne
Cooley & Ocho teaming up for Media Day is money. OCNN
yeah good stuff
"i posted the onions "Cowboys Release Jerry Jones" article to my friend's page on FB and he thought it was realy for a few minutes. we have another H on our hands."
Fuck you. WADR
"yeah good stuff"
Hopefully they post the questions/interviews somewhere
Why Reagan wasn't a Reaganite
"Possibly related to profit margins?"
that too
Vick: I'm still a top 10 quarterback
top ten in what?
"why is the soda and beer on sale but not the wings?"
because the nation is going through a chicken wing shortage.
ns.
boneless wings might be on sale.
"Vick: I'm still a top 10 quarterback
top ten in what?"
reverse alphabetical order
boneless wings are the better
Freddy Garcia drunk at White Sox fan fest?
"boneless wings are the better"
Or drumsticks only
Wow. Freddy was loaded.
You better get your boy, Jug.
freddy garcia is a no one
garcia still plays?
garcia is a usedtacould.
What should I write about today?
"Or drumsticks only"
Flappers only
"freddy garcia is a no one"
Much like 4/5ths of the Mess rotation
"Flappers only"
I can nerve get all the meat off of 'em
"Much like 4/5ths of the Mess rotation"
i dont have a problem with that statement at all
Freddy's tooth fairy movie looks awful
"I can nerve get all the meat off of 'em"
Drumsticks have too much grissle(sp)
i like drumsticks better.
Pecota projects Cincy to have 60 wins now. I'll take whoever wants to bet that
s
LP
1 week bet Reds/Mess better record?
"Pecota projects Cincy to have 60 wins now. I'll take whoever wants to bet that"
pirates got changed to 12 wins.
"grissle(sp)"
gristle
When are espn & yahoo gonna have the fmlb leagues set up?
Cooley was with Ray Rice?
WHY WASN'T I INFORMED?
"When are espn & yahoo gonna have the fmlb leagues set up?"
WWL should be live in a couple weeks. I had a draft in February last season. That was dumb. Won't be doing it again.
"LP
1 week bet Reds/Mess better record?"
let's do it again, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it
"That was dumb"
^^^^^
"let's do it again, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it"
I'd do a bet where the winner gets something from the other person's city but we don't "own" anything here
unless you count tequila with a scorpion in it but I think you can get that anywhere
you own the sun.
keef, is your addy still the 1434 one?
"unless you count tequila with a scorpion in it but I think you can get that anywhere"
Box o' scorpions.
plus, that shit's like $60
An ESPN source said, “It’s a done deal with the expansion of the tournament. Depending on how soon a (TV) deal is done, the added teams could start next year. The NCAA confirmed that bidders would be interested in 96 teams, so they’re going with it.”
what?
this means it will be 96 teams not 64?
"keef, is your addy still the 1434 one?"
si
60$ or $60?
"si"
siidss
"I'd do a bet where the winner gets something from the other person's city but we don't "own" anything here"
this is unfortunate, caput mundi has so much to offer
"what?
this means it will be 96 teams not 64?"
that is stupid. 64 is perfect.
"this is unfortunate, caput mundi has so much to offer"
he doesn't want your bad parents.
or your fear of planes.
"this is unfortunate, caput mundi has so much to offer"
AJA, what does CM have that I can't get online?
"that is stupid. 64 is perfect."
already stupid then, its 65
yLP. I could send a 12 of these. Not gonna send a case, shipping would be redonk
hsil just found out she has to work during the super bowl. hahaha, IN HER FACE
mize, you like JT WAY too much
funny, guy behind guy on tv looking at naked chick on computer
65 with the play in game, right
"AJA, what does CM have that I can't get online?"
illegal reptiles
"funny, guy behind guy on tv looking at naked chick on computer"
Look at the size of that guy's heeeeed
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