Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Football talk never dies

One of the great things about living in Denver is that they have all 4 of the major professional sports. You know, NFL, NBA, MLB, and NFL. On the NBA front, we have a great team, 2nd in the Western conference right now, a legit shot at making a run at the finals. MLB, we have a team a few years removed from a World Series run, and made the playoffs last year, lots of excitement and anticipation. But the broncos rule the land here. The NFL season just ended, on Sunday, when Peyton Manning choked, and already the sports radio talk is alive with what's going to happen with the broncos in the offseason. Brandon Marshall...will he be traded or will he stay...2 weeks ago it was a no-brainer he was gone....now, well we'll see, it's not as inevitable as it was before. If I was a betting man, i'd be risking 160 to win 100, to say that he's leaving. Then the discussion started up about the Broncos drafting a QB early because the owner, Pat Bowlen, made a comment that he felt they needed to do that.

Now the story of the day, week, whatever...The rumors are swirling that the Broncos are in talks to trade for..........wait for it......Donovan McNabb. I could live with that. He's better than kyle orton, he's got a cool beard, and he wins football games. Probably a HoFer, bring him in here for a few years and win some games, probably make the playoffs. I don't think he's going to win them a superbowl, but he's got a better shot of doing that than Kyle Horton. McNabb has been vilified in Philly, so no matter where he goes, he's going to be happier because the fans will welcome him and love him...until he pukes in the superbowl willie beamon style.

Last but not least...EP if you ditch the family for a rec league football game...expect either jugvorse papers, or your debt to increase significantly while cmep goes on a shopping spree.

and least, i heard this joke today, it's a good one.

"The Dept of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq .

To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'

This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either."

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Jugdish said...

If I was a betting man, i'd be risking 160 to win 100, to say that he's leaving.


hilarity

blue said...

so if I lost I'd only lose 100?

Jugdish said...

Yes, because the net is zero. You'll pocket the money, if there is any.

Beth said...

"Last but not least...EP if you ditch the family for a rec league football game...expect either jugvorse papers, or your debt to increase significantly while cmep goes on a shopping spree."

Blue knows. Actually, from the initial responses it sounds like everyone on LOV but ep knows.

El Pad said...

damn

blue said...

EP's favorite superb bowl commercial

El Pad said...

that ep story/question was full of hilarity


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

the fuck is an earfquake* doing in chi town

blue said...

"the fuck is an earfquake* doing in chi town"

lots of haitians there

El Pad said...

playoff sked was not decided until 3 weeks ago (they extedned the season, this weekend was posed to be superb bowl), trip was planned the week of my birfday

Jugdish said...

EP's favorite superb bowl commercial

its funny that it was a packers and vikings fan

El Pad said...

packer

ahahahha get it

El Pad said...

spiff had the best answer

just gonna have to slap him around, tell him to man up

we are the #7 seed anyway

and yes money is on the line zeke, cmon son, grand prize is 8K

El Pad said...

the #2 seed is soft though, they have two wins via forfeit (other team didnt show)

Beth said...

Ep, you need to of course tell cmep that she at least owes you a bj for skipping out on your buddies like that.

Jugdish said...

Ep, you need to of course tell cmep that she at least owes you a bj for skipping out on your buddies like that.



put it on my tab


/cmep

blue said...

"its funny that it was a packers and vikings fan"

kod and meiz

Jugdish said...

kod and meiz


^^^^^

Jugdish said...

it does get cold up there

El Pad said...

hahhahaha yeah beth i'll tell her

El Pad said...

football nerve dies here either

El Pad said...

mission impossible 4

game on

El Pad said...

central park must look gorgeous right about now

El Pad said...

“…The Houston Rockets are in the discussion stages of a complicated, three-team trade that would send Tracy McGrady(notes) to the New York Knicks, sources told Yahoo! Sports."


WHAT FUCK THE

El Pad said...

The centerpieces of the trade would include the Washington Wizards shipping forward Caron Butler(notes) and center Brendan Haywood(notes) to the Rockets. The Knicks would send Al Harrington(notes) to the Wizards. For the Wizards’ part, they would still need another player, as well as a draft pick and cash to make this a workable scenario, sources said.


Fuck

Jugdish said...

this is the last year of tmac's contract

El Pad said...

yeah i know

still he's a dog

El Pad said...

knicks might change their name to "Expiring Contracts"

Todd Packer said...

thanks for the link, freak

Jugdish said...

this guy should replace simon on american idol

Todd Packer said...

"spiff had the best answer

just gonna have to slap him around, tell him to man up"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Todd Packer said...

"this guy should replace simon on american idol"

american idol should just go away

blue said...

your face should just go away

Todd Packer said...

not sure why i'm still watching lost

Jugdish said...

not sure why i'm still watching lost


i gave up on it

Todd Packer said...

"your face should just go away"

sorry, blue. didn't know you ♥ the idol

Jugdish said...

i like idol...not ashamed to admit it

JFreak said...

The only watchable part of idol is the auditions.

Todd Packer said...

"i like idol...not ashamed to admit it"

says the guy who ♥s county music

wadr

Jugdish said...

The only watchable part of idol is the auditions.



i actually prefer it after the auditions.

El Pad said...

idol >>>>>>>>>>>>>> lost

Jugdish said...

says the guy who ♥s county music

wadr



nothing wrong with country. most of the country i listen to isn't the mainstream stuff anyways

El Pad said...

idol is cool because of all the covers of songs that you like or love

and the different versions of it

last night this fat poor spanish kid made me like a paula abdul song

ns

Jugdish said...

if half the idol show was them in their house with all the bs drama like other reality shows i wouldn't watch it

Todd Packer said...

"idol >>>>>>>>>>>>>> lost"

stop it. it's a karaoke contest with terrible music

blue said...

who doesn't like them some kareoke

Jugdish said...

stop it. it's a karaoke contest with terrible music


nahh...when you get to the later rounds they can all sing well

Steve said...

"not sure why i'm still watching lost"


LOST IS AWESOME!!!!!!



/spiff

Todd Packer said...

duke and nc tonight, right steve?

blue said...

dickie v, done lost his mind

Steve said...

yea at UNC.


should be a good one.

El Pad said...

Lavarr Arrington 1

Clinton Portis 0

El Pad said...

In comments on her Facebook account this week, Hundley disputed that Phillips was a sex addict, claiming that a “true sex addict has an unrelenting need to get sex anywhere anytime and rack up multiple people.”

“Sex addicts don’t pick out a single young employee to go after who has to worry about her career if she says anything. Steve’s not a sex addict. The only thing he’s ever been addicted to is feeding his own ego.”


burn phillips burn

Meiz said...

"Beth said...

And a big Rest In Peace to Capt. Phil Harris. I can't remember if anyone on LOV watches The Deadliest Catch but he died yesterday. Very sad, I was a big fan. ns"


You're the 2nd weirdo in my life to post something like this

El Pad said...

top chef masters back in spring

El Pad said...

and regular top chef filming now

El Pad said...

death by massive stroke sounds like the suck

Todd Packer said...

i thought i read somewhere that they were going to have a TC kids... sounds terrible

Spaceman Spiff said...

i hope thats not true

El Pad said...

i wont watch that

Beth said...

"You're the 2nd weirdo in my life to post something like this"

So it's weird to feel sad when someone (a real person, not an actor) dies who you've been watching on tv for years?

Oh that's right, you have no soul and these things don't affect you, nevermind.

Beth said...

Oh uh, I hope the above won't be considered "rising up" to meiz.

Jugdish said...

some funny stuff

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Lavarr Arrington 1

Clinton Portis 0"


'you have DO-ERS! and you have DON'T-ers!' was hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

gmail has some facebook inspired thing integrated into it now

Meiz said...

"kod and meiz"


This is not funny.

Meiz said...

The Bucks are kicking the tires on a shiny new Troy Murphy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"This is not funny."


unnecessary 'not'

Steve said...

"gmail has some facebook inspired thing integrated into it now"


it's kinda gay. i don't want my email intertwined with social networking.

El Pad said...

fuck facebook

Steve said...

'Miss me yet?' asks Bush billboard


no no no, not at all.

Keith S said...

The draft settings for your league, Lordz of Vengeance, have been updated:

Draft Type: Live
Draft Date: Sunday, March 28, 2010 at 8:00 PM ET
Time Per Pick: 60 seconds




BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Meiz said...

New kid. FIRED.

Meiz said...

"it's kinda gay. i don't want my email intertwined with social networking."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

nice work blue

Spaceman Spiff said...

dummy. RETAINED

JFreak said...

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

It's not set it stone.

El Pad said...

whoa

Keith S said...

"It's not set it stone."


Just giving my .02$

Keith S said...

I think we should have it the weekend of Opening Day

blue said...

what did I do?

El Pad said...

you fired the new guy

Keith S said...

"New kid. FIRED."

So there's an open spot?

/me

El Pad said...

keef needs a career

Keith S said...

new nba player dong pics online for LP

Keith S said...

"keef needs a career"


^

El Pad said...

wth with all the dong tesxt messages making it to the interwebs?

Meiz said...

"dummy. RETAINED"


No shit, right?

JFreak said...

"I think we should have it the weekend of Opening Day"

I was contemplating the 3rd.

What time would work well for people?

Meiz said...

Just not the morning. Sunday preferred.

Meiz said...

And we should get 3 minutes per pick.

Meiz said...

S

JFreak said...

Put a vote up on the league page for expanded rosters.

Please vote in a timely manner.

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"death by massive stroke sounds like the suck"

They actually say that someone who dies by massive stroke feels no pain. I don't know if this is true or not, but it gave me a little comfort when my mom passed.

blue said...

i vote for whatever makes johan santana a better option

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

I don't like country music, but it is the #1 radio format in the US.

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"last night this fat poor spanish kid made me like a paula abdul song"

That kid did an awesome job with that song.

blue said...

damn fat spanish kids

Meiz said...

Dipshit is just handing out random discounts.

blue said...

was it this kid

El Pad said...

negative

El Pad said...

unless tem left last night

he will be stranded in rochester, ny

and that would suck

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

Let me know if you guys need another team in the Y! league. I don't usually do fmlb but what the hell...

The Rev said...

The Fuck

blue said...

rev...did mcnabb get traded to Denver yet?

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

Abdul cover

blue said...

"Let me know if you guys need another team in the Y! league. I don't usually do fmlb but what the hell..."

we let corbin have a team

blue said...

the picture of "spanish" from old school was a joke..

ratards

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

EP, how much snow you got so far?

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

They're saying 10-15" here

blue said...

TWSS

blue said...

"They're saying 10-15" here"

like my dong

/greg oden

blue said...

""They're saying 10-15" here""

so really like 5 inches


/beth

The Rev said...

McNabb a Bronco...

go ahead, take him.

You'll learn.

The Rev said...

I think Philly is getting near 10 inches. We'll have 18-20 when it's done.

Of course, we'll just put it on top of the 28 inches we got over the weekend.

Is this our payment to the devil for the Phillies winning in 2008?

blue said...

"They're saying 10-15" here"

this guy says 9 inches


almost as big as me

/weather guy

blue said...

what's with all the dong jokes


/lp

El Pad said...

"EP, how much snow you got so far?"

i dont know at least 5, supposed to get 10-20

like the cable guy being here anywhere from 9-5

blue said...

it's sunny and 65 here.

thanks and regards

Jugdish said...

cable


::rabbit ears::

/mize

The Rev said...

At the end of this storm, Philadelphia will have a higher snow total this season than Boston, Buffalo, and Aspen, CO.

I've begun drinking more heavily.

Jugdish said...

I've begun drinking more heavily.


mix some snow with your booze

The Rev said...

On the plus side, my beer has never been colder, and there's plenty of rocks for the scotch

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"At the end of this storm, Philadelphia will have a higher snow total this season than Boston, Buffalo, and Aspen, CO."

IN YOU FACE!!!!!

El Pad said...

drew brees teaching NO fans the chant

El Pad said...

"Is this our payment to the devil for the Phillies winning in 2008?"

i was hoping for a nuclear fallout

El Pad said...

it's blizardy, not fun to play in

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

Not bad here...yet.

My night at the Taxi will be the suck.

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"the picture of "spanish" from old school was a joke..

ratards"

Yes, I know that. Just figured someone might wanna see what EP was talking about.

The Rev said...

Nuclear fallout...

that would also affect NY one would think

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"that would also affect NY one would think"

2 birds, 1 stone...

Jugdish said...

2 birds, 1 stone...


Nice!

El Pad said...

"that would also affect NY one would think"

negative, atlantic city protects us from philly swine

blue said...

probably would destroy boston too


3 birds in a hand

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"probably would destroy boston too


3 birds in a hand"

Depends on the radius I guess.

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

But then there would be no Sam Adams beer...

The Rev said...

Atlantic City, which is due south and east of Philly. Don't see how that logic works.

The Rev said...

I will be in AC this Saturday.

BB King and Buddy Guy playing the same show at Ceasars.

I will include cigars, buffets, and blackjack into this trip.

The Rev said...

Excuse me... I must do round 2 of shoveling.

Pray for me.

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"Atlantic City, which is due south and east of Philly. Don't see how that logic works."

EP's geography skils are in line with his math and spelling skills

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"I will be in AC this Saturday."

If you can dig out.

"BB King and Buddy Guy playing the same show at Ceasars."

That should be an awesome show. NS.

"I will include cigars, buffets, and blackjack into this trip."

Cancer, heart attack and broken kneecaps all in one trip. Talk about one stop shopping!

blue said...

i'm tired

El Pad said...

logic

stop it, this is lov

logic died at the door

El Pad said...

living in brooklyn during snowstorm = disadvantage

all the nj/li pussbags are fleeing the coup

wwah wah my train is gonna be suspended, wah wah

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

stop it, this is EP

Intelligence died at the door

*fixed and WADR

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"living in brooklyn during snowstorm = disadvantage

all the nj/li pussbags are fleeing the coup

wwah wah my train is gonna be suspended, wah wah"

So you have to stay while every one else gets to leave? That blows.

blue said...

that's what happens when your assistant to the vice president

El Pad said...

blue knows

El Pad said...

i nerve* seen a kid so proud to be from Virginia than this kid i work with

dude it's fucking Virginia, i've been there, it's AWFUL

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

So Ep is now VP?

El Pad said...

wait, did Aitch just call me stoopit*

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"dude it's fucking Virginia, i've been there, it's AWFUL"

Virginia Beach is pretty suite*

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"wait, did Aitch just call me stoopit*"

LOL!

El Pad said...

"Virginia Beach is pretty suite*"

it's been awhile since you been there now, all criminals now

El Pad said...

and whippty damn do you got a nice beach aint shit if the rest of the state sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

thats how you get pink eye

gif

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"it's been awhile since you been there now, all criminals now"

Was there 2 years ago.

blue said...

"Was there 2 years ago."

so it has been a while

blue said...

i like the jiggling

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Was there 2 years ago."

apology accepted

/EP

El Pad said...

what spiff said

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

Well I guess 2 years is a long time to someone who thinks that 5'9" isn't short.

Spaceman Spiff said...

2 years is not along time for TP, but for us 2 years is like an ounce of hot sauce

El Pad said...

50 car pile ups are the better

El Pad said...

five nine isn't short

El Pad said...

when in rome

El Pad said...

john mayer hates purple pussy

El Pad said...

i guess that's what waiting on the world to change means

Jugdish said...

five nine isn't short



"all the guys look up to you"

El Pad said...

see what i'm sayin

El Pad said...

time for a giant dump

Jugdish said...

he's gonna fill up that diaper!


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

sidezonga

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem titties

I wish he was my dad said...

Here's what Limbaugh said Tuesday:

"I only hope here that Rahm doesn't go out and call these people another F-ing unfortunate name out there, folks, because I'll have to repeat it in another satire." Rush Limbaugh 2/9/10

Notice how he said "satire?" It's a quintessential bully move. He said it because she said it when she said it was okay for him to insult her children. He said it to let her know that he knows that he made her eat shit.

Just like he did with Michael Steele and Phil Gingrey and Mark Sanford and Todd Tiahrt and Jim Tedisco and every other Republican who ever crossed him.

And I suppose he's just a schoolyard head case, but that's really horrible. You have to really hate someone to know they have a retarded son, and say retarded twenty-seven times, just to remind them who's boss. She almost doesn't deserve it.

-stone cold Rush, stone cold

El Pad said...

where does spiff find these gems

tem said...

tem left rochester around 1pm on tuesday.

got stranded in cleveland for the night.

El Pad said...

yikes

tem said...

it wasn't too bad.

stayed at a hotel right by a bw3s.

of course the bw3s was about 90 degrees inside, which made it suck.

El Pad said...

did you order some porn

i would of

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i would of"

he should of*

/steve

The Rev said...

It's cheaper to bring your laptop with your own porn.

Beth said...

According to John Mayer, Jessica Simpson is "crazy" in bed.

El Pad said...

twitter says hi beth

El Pad said...

if you didnt have a laptop rev

Beth said...

Just like I'm staying off Facebook, I'm staying away from Twitter.

El Pad said...

no old fuckbuddies can find you on twitter

Jugdish said...

no old fuckbuddies can find you on twitter

they don't have to find you on facebook either, you can make your profile as private as you want it

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

"Just like I'm staying off Facebook, I'm staying away from Twitter."

Technology scares beth.

tem said...

i brought my laptop.

i did not order porn.

i did not watch porn either.

i went and got drunk.

El Pad said...

interesting

blue said...

what did you drink?

tem said...

i drank miller lite.

Beth said...

"Technology scares beth"

It's why I live in Georgia, we're usually the last to get stuff.

blue said...

don't say bud light.

fuck bud light and their shitty ads ruining the superbowl

Jugdish said...

i drank miller lite.


good call

I'd rather be 18-1 said...

Miller lite is awful

El Pad said...

"i drank miller lite."

so you weren't drunk, got it

El Pad said...

puff

El Pad said...

puff

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