Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Ash Wednesday

So Lent starts today..i'm giving up swearing, cussing whatever, and also fast food...but not deli subs. I'm being very specific this year. Nobody cares anyway except maybe Tebow.

Nancy Kerrigan has a horse face...I know this isn't news to anyone, but man she's still ugly as sin. I remember back in the day when she got clubbed in the knee...I was happy about it. I was probably the only American on Tonya Harding's side, but that kerrigan chick is ugly and a whiny bitch..and that hasn't changed.

Saw a thing about Gary Coleman yesterday...he's gotta be almost 50 now right? IMDB says he's 42, but he's probably haitian and lying about his age. Anyway, it got me thinking, I loved his show when I was a kid. Not the "whatchyou talkin bout willis" part, but he had a lot of other comedic abilities. That show was awesome, and how hard all of the stars (other than Mr. Drummond and Mrs. Garrett) fell was also awesome. Mrs. Garrett went on to have sex with Blair and Jo while Trudy watched.

George Karl has throat and neck cancer...since it's not on the skin, that means it's serious. Meiz has been in mourning for a full day since finding out. So what happens if the Nuggets make a run with Adrian Dantley coaching the team and win a championship (highly unlikely, but what if?)...just sayin.

Last but not least, my relationship/romance advise* for the day. Don't buy that KY Intense stuff. It's a waste of $25 for sure. The commercials make it look great, all it does is numb things. How is that "Intense"? I think maybe the people at KY need to look up that word in Merriman's dictionary. Complete and total waste of money. They are now on the list with AXE as products that are completely full of....almost sweared there. (as a side note, the "yours and mine" product is ok, and probably worth the $13 or whatever). Now you all know about my sex life...i looked up romance and it doesn't start with a K or a Y.

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Steve said...

"I was probably the only American on Tonya Harding's side"

negative. that shit was great.

"Why meeeeee." "Whyyyyyyy"

haha

El Pad said...

Remember you are from dust and to dust you shall return.

El Pad said...

blue back up unless you want another chitlin coloring your walls with crayons

Steve said...

Beth

during TCS you talked about a plan to win it or something like that. and you also said that if you didn't execute said plan you would tell it what it was when TCS was over.

Well...TCS is over.

Steve said...

wow, that pretty bad. but you get the idea

Jugdish said...

steve

Steve said...

"steve"


i website about people that have had their head crused in?

that's not a very christian thing to make light of on Ash Wednesday.

Beth said...

"Beth

during TCS you talked about a plan to win it or something like that. and you also said that if you didn't execute said plan you would tell it what it was when TCS was over."

I did fess up on that, you just missed it.

But basically it was to post one of those naked baby pics of me that every parent seems to take of their kid. Technically that would be the win but I knew Tem would just change the rules again.

Jugdish said...

i website about people that have had their head crused in?

that's not a very christian thing to make light of on Ash Wednesday.


i was actually blocked on the site...

Steve said...

haha. that would have been awesome.

Steve said...

"haha. that would have been awesome."


Beth's thing, not Jug's twisted dark scary thing.

El Pad said...

"head crused in?"


YMSOAB!

/zeke

Jugdish said...

i gave up caffine, or diet coke for the most part, for lent. i drink way too much of that stuff. im dying today with no caffine

El Pad said...

caffine

YMSOAB!

/zeke

Steve said...

Palin is still bitching and moaning about this Family Guy thing.

If she's gonna do (whatever it is that she's doing) she's going to need some thicker skin.

El Pad said...

i just want to see her tits

El Pad said...

the porn version of her is berry berry nice

Jugdish said...

If she's gonna do (whatever it is that she's doing) she's going to need some thicker skin.



had the convo with someone yesterday. i agree for the most part. my line is way out there as far as what i find funny...im not easy to offend. I have no problem with tard jokes or whatever, but they could have drawn the line at making a tard joke about a specific kid.

Beth said...

"i gave up caffine, or diet coke for the most part, for lent. i drink way too much of that stuff. im dying today with no caffine"

I've tried this before (but not for lent, I'm a heathen) and the morning headaches made me give up. I've accepted my Diet Coke habit now and feel much better.

Steve said...

"but they could have drawn the line at making a tard joke about a specific kid"

I agree that was a bit far but it's what shows like FG do, part of the entertainment is shock value.

She can't take them all on, although it's going to be entertaining watching her try.

blue said...

I just had to fire somebody (NS)...found it funny considering EP's comment at the end of the last post

blue said...

i made sure i had the post finished and up before I dealt with the labor issues...priorities you know

Beth said...

Interesting article - is Palin actually exploiting her kid for political gain?

Steve said...

"I've accepted my Diet Coke habit now and feel much better"


that's the key to happiness, embracing your vices.

Steve said...

"I just had to fire somebody"

Was it Trump "You're Fired!" old school style or more American Idol "you're not gonna make through" style?

blue said...

"Was it Trump "You're Fired!" old school style or more American Idol "you're not gonna make through" style?"

it was a mixture of both...i didn't use the word "fired" but "let go"

Beth said...

No wonder blue's post today was so sexual, he was turned on knowing he got to fire someone today.

s

Jugdish said...

No wonder blue's post today was so sexual, he was turned on knowing he got to fire someone today.


i thought he was just really numb

blue said...

it didn't "numb" me any

so no big deal to me at all

Steve said...

i bet blue walks around the office and people just flinch, they part in the halls like the red sea.

blue said...

TP is more of an AXE man than i am

blue said...

I'm like Norm Peterson, when you get called into my office it's not a good thing.

Beth said...

So have you ever accidentally fired cmblue out of habit?

blue said...

she's been written up a few times

Jugdish said...

she's been written up a few times


hilarity

Beth said...

"she's been written up a few times"

All the while she's keeping notes for her sexual harassment claim against you. Cmblue will be retiring early with at least 2 of blue's houses.

El Pad said...

blue is stone cole

Steve said...

sounds like Beth is talking from experience.

El Pad said...

my boss says strange things

wants a "back of the envelope" calculation on something

i assume he means like a manual calc not to use the system

Beth said...

"sounds like Beth is talking from experience"

Depends, are you thinking of me as the harasser or harassee?

s

Steve said...

"Depends, are you thinking of me as the harasser or harassee?"


depends on my mood.

blue said...

"wants a "back of the envelope" calculation on something"

pretty common nomenclature

also "back of the napkin"

basically means "rough estimate, don't spend too much time on it"

El Pad said...

rough estimate is my language

Jugdish said...

rough estimate is my language


WAG is used in NASA community...wild ass guess

Steve said...

Hard Work and Dedication


Being super hot helps, too.

blue said...

"blue back up unless you want another chitlin coloring your walls with crayons"

c'est impossible

Spaceman Spiff said...

H,

WWL front page


meow

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sources: Chargers shopping Cromartie for RB"

they should try to get michael turner

El Pad said...

milk was a bad choice

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Well...TCS is over."


stevefast and padfast are neck and neck now. stevefast has all the momentum, he'll have the top spot in no time

blue said...

""Sources: Chargers shopping Cromartie for RB""

nobody's going to take him as a runningback, he's a corner

Jugdish said...

meow



hilarity

El Pad said...

free pizza

sing to me

blue said...

h should tell us about how "rocket man" is the greatest elton john song too...perfect to skate to

Steve said...

"stevefast has all the momentum"

i'll carry the torch with honor.

Steve said...

"h should tell us about how "rocket man" is the greatest elton john song too...perfect to skate to"

hilarity

Jugdish said...

i'll carry the torch with honor.


just don't burn your hand when you reach down to get it

Steve said...

"just don't burn your hand when you reach down to get it"


i think i know the joke your trying to make, but, swing and a miss.

Steve said...

Taco Salad Day.


Sweet!

Steve said...

Taco Salad wall.

Haterz! Don't be jealous.

Beth said...

"i think i know the joke your trying to make, but, swing and a miss."

They actually let you play with fire???

(Better?)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sweet!"

what do hotels have to do with tacos

Spaceman Spiff said...

"They actually let you play with fire???

(Better?)"

i thought it was an EP short joke

Steve said...

"(Better?)"


much better. See jug, ya gotta let the game come to you.

Beth said...

I thought it was a retard joke.

(Sorry Sarah.)

El Pad said...

old white man kicks ass of younger black man who was instigating

be careful what you wish for

El Pad said...

steve you observe lent?

Steve said...

"steve you observe lent?"

is this a real question or just some sort of set up? if it's a set up then just get on with it, if it's a real question then you can have the torch back and run proudly.

El Pad said...

this is frightening so i apologize but when you talk abotu film critics roger ebert is it or was it

El Pad said...

well you mentioned a taco salad, which normally has meat in it (to my knowledge)

i was just looking out

Spaceman Spiff said...

black dude still talking shit with blood pouring out his face, old man strength fucked him up

Steve said...

all EP's links have been broken for me. I think my internet might be acting up which sucks cause i really didn't want to do any work today.

Spaceman Spiff said...

your interweb needs a helmet too

Steve said...

"which normally has meat in it"

ahhh. yea, it's from an old greasy spoon here (the kinda place that has a questionable health rating) lots of beef, lots of cheese, lots of jalapenos.


good stuff.

El Pad said...

"your interweb needs a helmet too"

hahahahahhahaha

Beth said...

"well you mentioned a taco salad, which normally has meat in it (to my knowledge)

i was just looking out"

Isn't that only an issue on Fridays?

El Pad said...

"ahhh. yea, it's from an old greasy spoon here (the kinda place that has a questionable health rating) lots of beef, lots of cheese, lots of jalapenos."

so you dont observe, i forgot

El Pad said...

"Isn't that only an issue on Fridays?"

and today

JFreak said...

"well you mentioned a taco salad, which normally has meat in it (to my knowledge)"

just because someone eats meat doesn't mean they don't 'observe' lent.

Steve said...

i feel a Holy War brewing.

Meiz said...

I'm swamped. But not by work.

JFreak said...

Nah.

JFreak said...

"I'm swamped. But not by work"

Are you swamped by a swamp?

El Pad said...

"just because someone eats meat doesn't mean they don't 'observe' lent."

that's between you and god

blue said...

ash wednesday and fridays are the no meat days..except fish...although I think today and good friday you're not even supposed to have fish.

blue said...

did you already get ashed EP or are you going later today?

El Pad said...

freak must have had some bacon this morning with his eggo minis

El Pad said...

"did you already get ashed EP or are you going later today?"

i'm ashed already

Spaceman Spiff said...

re: bus fight

pic related

JFreak said...

I so glad the government decided to waste my tax money on a spectacularly awful ad campaign for the census.

El Pad said...

old school, your are supposed to fast and eat one meal

but they have given special dispensations to have two smaller meals throughout the day

Spaceman Spiff said...

youre biased against the census, you dont believe in their voodoo and their fancy magic numbers

El Pad said...

"freak said:

my tax money"

I chuckle

JFreak said...

I'm biased against terrible productions that are a waste of money.

Meiz said...

"meiz you really want to deal with shit like this when your 50?"


I'm not making it that far

JFreak said...

"I chuckle"

Do you think that I don't pay taxes?

El Pad said...

"Do you think that I don't pay taxes?"

the grown up talk from you is amusing

El Pad said...

"although I think today and good friday you're not even supposed to have fish."

i dont think so tim

El Pad said...

come at me bro

hilarious

one shot ronnie

JFreak said...

"the grown up talk from you is amusing"

All talk from you is amusing.

You know, because you're stupid.

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite

'Dude Dumps Cheating Girlfriend on air'

thought he was gonna propose, gets all excited then bam, hilarity


absolutely crushed

Keef said...

A suite job for mize

Keef said...

"can't get enough of that golden crisp"

THYSIIRL

El Pad said...

yeah keef

Keef said...

"gollum is real tight since my promotion it's quite funny"

Maybe see if bleu will send you the KY that he doesn't like

El Pad said...

no keef

El Pad said...

I'm stupid it hilarious.

good one

El Pad said...

*is

El Pad said...

hot mess

JFreak said...

"thought he was gonna propose, gets all excited then bam, hilarity


absolutely crushed"

That was so hilarious.

Meiz said...

"A suite job for mize"


That whole bachelor's degree thing really holds me back.

I really don't understand why so many jobs require that. Seems stupid to me.

Steve said...

"thought he was gonna propose, gets all excited then bam, hilarity"


brutal

El Pad said...

awesome

El Pad said...

"That whole bachelor's degree thing really holds me back."

dont not apply because it says that
they would hire someone without it sometimes

Meiz said...

I guess I'll do the daily LOV tweet

Keef said...

"That whole bachelor's degree thing really holds me back."

Make one up

Keef said...

"wants a "back of the envelope" calculation on something

i assume he means like a manual calc not to use the system"


He must know about your math skillz, so he doesn't want to raise his own expectations

Keef said...

every calculation LP gives bossman has -160 in it

Keef said...

Johnny Cougar is gonna be freak's new senator

tem said...

"blue is stone cole"

it is stone cone.

Keef said...

it's different in CM

JFreak said...

"Johnny Cougar is gonna be freak's new senator"

This is oooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr couuuuuuntry.

Keef said...

I guess that Aussie paper lied when they said Tiger was coming back for the Match Play tourney

Jugdish said...

i thought it was an EP short joke



it was a short joke

Keef said...

LP isn't short, he's average



s

El Pad said...

donte stallworth a raven

tem said...

ravens love hiring criminals.

Keef said...

I'm pretty happy that Cincy signed Matt Jones and also gave Pac Man a tryout


eteo

blue said...

ravens love hiring murderers


*fized

tem said...

can't it be both?

Jugdish said...

"just because someone eats meat doesn't mean they don't 'observe' lent."


im giving up something for lent, but im still eating meat on fridays

Meiz said...

I'm giving up sex for Lent.

Jugdish said...

steve you observe lent?


i really admire people who observe lent. their commitment is tremendous, its such a personal sacrifice and a beautiful tribute.


/H

Jugdish said...

I'm giving up sex for Lent.



who knew lent has been going on for 5 years???

s

El Pad said...

"im giving up something for lent, but im still eating meat on fridays"

cheater



lower case es

Beth said...

"Dude Dumps Cheating Girlfriend on air"

Wow, that was extremely painful to listen to. I'm sure I'm the only one on here (well except maybe H) who thinks this way, but I know she cheated and all but that was just unnecessarily cruel.

Yet of course I had to listen to it all, no way could I turn away.

Beth said...

"who knew lent has been going on for 5 years???"

Hilarity.

Keef said...

"im giving up something for lent, but im still eating meat on fridays"


^^^^^

I don't know what I'm giving up yet

Steve said...

"but I know she cheated and all but that was just unnecessarily cruel."


no doubt but it doesn't make it any less awesome.

JFreak said...

"Wow, that was extremely painful to listen to. I'm sure I'm the only one on here (well except maybe H) who thinks this way."

It was kind of like the office. Excruciatingly awkward but absolutely hilarious.

Keef said...

freak likes using bigger words. It makes him sound smater*

Steve said...

"It was kind of like when i bring dates home. Excruciatingly awkward but absolutely hilarious."


*fixed

Jugdish said...

WFT is going on in your state ep??

El Pad said...

freak likes using bigger words. It makes him sound smater*

not working

Keef said...

The LP lives in NJ era is fun

El Pad said...

"WFT is going on in your state ep??"

sounds like a "girl found alive, hiding in attic" situation

and nj is NOT my state

Keef said...

What state are you in right now, LP?

El Pad said...

i'm in a state of disbelief

Keef said...

So you're in NJ, your state. Got it

El Pad said...

i'm trying not to curse

El Pad said...

even though curse words are just words

so i guess i'm trying not to curse somebody

Jugdish said...

Located near Milton, Jefferson Township, New Jersey has been the subject of urban legends about a Midgetville community. The houses are located on a secluded dirt road. There are at least six small houses with small doors, small windows and small furniture inside. Some have very ornate exterior decorations.


PROOF!

Keef said...

Fuck not cursing

Keef said...

"PROOF!"

RIP.

El Pad said...

i think i'm gonna give up porn

ns

El Pad said...

but not masturbation i will try and tone it down though

El Pad said...

and maybe just work in some excercising

El Pad said...

gotta fix my bike

Keef said...

from the dept of too much info

Jugdish said...

but not masturbation i will try and tone it down though


do you want an accoutability partner?


/mize

Steve said...

"i think i'm gonna give up porn"

"but not masturbation i will try and tone it down though"

"and maybe just work in some excercising"

"im giving up something for lent, but im still eating meat on fridays"

"I don't know what I'm giving up yet"

lent sounds just like New Years Resolutions...but you only have to keep them for a few weeks.

Beth said...

"from the dept of too much info"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

hilarity @jug

Keef said...

excercising


suite

Jugdish said...

lent sounds just like New Years Resolutions...but you only have to keep them for a few weeks.



how should it be done?

El Pad said...

oh, now all of a sudden it's a room full of people that dont masturbate

grow up

Jugdish said...

grow up



is this a pot, kettle situation?

Keef said...

"oh, now all of a sudden it's a room full of people that dont masturbate"

No, we just don't want to hear you talk about it all the time

Keef said...

"is this a pot, kettle situation?"


jug is en fuego ahora

El Pad said...

"No, we just don't want to hear you talk about it all the time"

i just mentioned it, not talking about it all the time

Keef said...

"i just mentioned it, not talking about it all the time"

You talk about it more than what is acceptable

El Pad said...

lies

El Pad said...

slander

El Pad said...

my character is being assasinated

Beth said...

"oh, now all of a sudden it's a room full of people that dont masturbate"

Keith hit it on the head, it's not that we don't, it's just that we don't feel the need to share.

Although something tells me anthony that you'd like it if I talked about it...

Steve said...

"how should it be done?"

i don't care in the slightest, whatever blows peoples hair back.

just making an observation.

Keef said...

"lies"

By you

Jugdish said...

just making an observation.


gotchya

El Pad said...

"Although something tells me anthony that you'd like it if I talked about it..."

::McLovin voice::

I got a bonerrrr!!!

Steve said...

"oh, now all of a sudden it's a room full of people that dont masturbate"

no but it is full of people that understand the beauty, hard work and dedication of keeping some things to yourself.

Jugdish said...

and that will not be added to the LOV olympics...

Keef said...

Hopefully LP isn't going to be allowed into the guys' locker room

Steve said...

"Although something tells me anthony that you'd like it if I talked about it..."

talk is cheap...now a few pics is another story.

Jugdish said...

talk is cheap...now a few pics is another story.

yeah I'm more of a visual learner myself

blue said...

flip camera

Beth said...

"I got a bonerrrr!!!"

See, more dong talk from EP.

/LOV

Keef said...

LP
Maybe you should give up talking about dong for lent

Jugdish said...

is lent 15 minutes long?


/Lp

Keef said...

15 minutes is a pipe dream for LP


/cmlp

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Steve said...

Tiger to publicly apologize

Keef said...

lull

Keef said...

mutumbo'd*

Keef said...

It would be suite if Tiger showed up with a homeless beard and a huge gut, like he hasn't done anything for the last 3 months

Beth said...

"Tiger to publicly apologize"

Of course he is, the Masters is fast approaching and he wants all the crap behind him in time to play that and a warm-up tournament or 2.

El Pad said...

i dont talk about dong

Beth said...

"It would be suite if Tiger showed up with a homeless beard and a huge gut, like he hasn't done anything for the last 3 months"

Basically a black John Daly then.

Beth said...

"i dont talk about dong"

Ummmm, you just did.

Keef said...

"i dont talk about dong"


mize thinks you're a liar

Keef said...

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