Monday, February 22, 2010

....and influenza!!

Goddman rain sucks. It raint* all weekend here. Rain here = I don't do shit. Ergo, ipso facto, this weekend I didn't do shit. Unless you call watching the Olympics and playing online poker doing shit.

It's been mentioned before here, but curling is pretty HDH. We had dinner at the in-laws' place on Sunday night and I was splaining how curling sucks me every time, and all I got was ::and influenza:: from all the in-laws. They don't get it. I don't know what it is, but curling has it for me. Couldn't explain why, whenever curling is on, I can't turn it off. Figure skating for aitch = curling for me.

Also last night at the in-laws', milok axed why we win so many more medals at the Olympics than anyone else. filok says "Because we have more black people" and I replied with "That makes sense. It also explains why Haiti sucks at the Olympics". Then I realized that noone there would have any idear what I was talking about.

USA comes up with a big win over Canadia*. I think the pressure is too big for The Hat. For those of you who don't get that reference, someone emailed Jim Rome once and called Canada "Our hat". But I digress. Anyway, they're got way too much pressure on them. They lookt* like shit against the Suiss*, and then were just outplayed by the ol' U S of A. I think bronze is best case scenario for the hat. After seeing a few games, I think Russia wins the gold.

Some chick here got kilt at the NHRA race on Sunday. Most years, I go with my pops to watch those races. I'm glad we didn't go this year.

My first anniversary is this week. Can't believe I've made it this long. (s)

260 comments:

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Beth said...

"Can't believe I've made it this long."

TWSS. (which besides the usual sexual application can also apply here non-sexually if cmk is saying it about being married to as.)

H said...

Beth is just bitter because fmbeth hasn't married her yet.

Beth said...

Truth be told, it's kind of the other way around. ns

H said...

"Truth be told, it's kind of the other way around."

Sure it is...

Beth said...

Wow it's quiet here.

tem said...

too quiet

tem said...

is el pad on vacation?

tem said...

i think i did bad on ufc picks.

tem said...

that should suprise no one.

tem said...

TCS prize pack for as. is almost complete.

tem said...

i'm gonna have to Fed Ex it out.

i think that means I am shipping it.

tem said...

but they will probably fly it there, it won't go by boat.

El Pad said...

:yawn:

tem said...

i don't get all the skiing events.

i think they make new ones up every year.

Beth said...

I think everyone is tired from all the comments over the weekend.

El Pad said...

got so much non-work stuff to do today

tem said...

and that commercial where the snowboarder is in the half pipe and then ends up in space and then the voice over says something like "anything is possible" umm, fuck that. it is not possible for a snowboarder to break orbit.

Beth said...

"i think they make new ones up every year"

Well the ski cross thing yesterday was new, but I thought that was damn cool to watch.

I still can't get into curling though.

tem said...

"I think everyone is tired from all the comments over the weekend."

i didn't even look at those so i do not know if this is sarcasm or not.

El Pad said...

i'm exhausted, those weekend getaways are killer

tem said...

"the ski cross thing yesterday was new, but I thought that was damn cool to watch.

I still can't get into curling though."

^^^^

tem said...

curling is like golf for me.

i don't want to watch it and i don't want to do it.

Beth said...

"it is not possible for a snowboarder to break orbit"

Wait, it isn't???? Thanks for being a downer on a Monday there tem.

tem said...

also we never came to a consensus on "scot free" vs "scott free" vs "scotch free"

tem said...

tem is here to ruin all of your dreams.

tem said...

like someday you are going to get married.

Beth said...

"i didn't even look at those so i do not know if this is sarcasm or not."

That was NS, there were over 1k comments for ep's Friday post by the end of the weekend.

Beth said...

"like someday you are going to get married"

Yeah, at some point we may need to talk about temgagements.

tem said...

i do not recommend temgagement.

tem said...

although it might be interesting to see if temgagement is worse than jugvorce.

tem said...

that should be a debate topic for kids in high school.

if they debated shit like that then i bet people would be more interested in debate.

Beth said...

"although it might be interesting to see if temgagement is worse than jugvorce"

I would think possibly even more hurt feelings in a temgagement but at least you don't have to go to court or decide who gets what.

tem said...

someone asked me this weekend if i would rather fuck angelina jolie or kim kardasian (sp?).

i said jolie.

they got seriously offended and were pretty mad.

it was awesome.

Beth said...

"that should be a debate topic for kids in high school."

Killing dreams yet again I see.

tem said...

"I would think possibly even more hurt feelings in a temgagement but at least you don't have to go to court or decide who gets what."


perhaps. although you might make out pretty well in court with getting things.

Beth said...

"they got seriously offended and were pretty mad"

OK, I can see disagreeing, but getting seriously offended? Yikes.

Beth said...

"although you might make out pretty well in court with getting things."

This is true considering I basically have nothing and fmbeth has a lot of stuff.

Beth said...

So tem, does cgtif know about the temgagement?

tem said...

yeah she knows.

tem said...

she knows of exfemtem.

i think they randomly met once before i started dating cgtif, but after the temgagement.

tem said...

one of exfemtem's and my friends is moving to wisconsin for work.

his going away party is this wednesday.

i told cgtif that she could go, but warned her that exfemtem might be there.

she didn't seem to care that exfemtem might be there.

tem said...

"OK, I can see disagreeing, but getting seriously offended? Yikes."

yeah the seriously offended part was awesome.

at first i thought they were joking so i made fun of kim k.

then i figured out they were serious. so i really made fun of kim k.

Beth said...

"she didn't seem to care that exfemtem might be there."

I think much more likely is that she can't wait to check out exfemtem but doesn't want to let you know that.

Never underestimate the cattiness of women.

tem said...

i know she has an ulterior motive.

i just don't know what it is yet.

El Pad said...

that's random

Beth said...

"i just don't know what it is yet"

Maybe she's really a friend of exfemtem acting as a double agent to get revenge.

Jugdish said...

although it might be interesting to see if temgagement is worse than jugvorce.



jugvorce was simple...she wanted it so she paid for it and filed. I kept all my shit and she kept all her shit. she went to court...done and done. plus she moved 4 hours away, so there is no running into her

with the temgagement it sounds like there was many years, rings, and beadskirts involved.

tem said...

there you have it.

temgagement is worse than jugvorce.

tem said...

"Maybe she's really a friend of exfemtem acting as a double agent to get revenge."

could be.

tem said...

"Maybe she's really a friend of exfemtem acting as a double agent to get revenge."

it would be a good movie script.

blue said...

but if you are 'f'-ing her, then who is really getting the revenge.


revenge would be holding out on you for like 3 or 4 months...oh wait..that did happen

El Pad said...

soap opera

someone needs to get murdered

Beth said...

"but if you are 'f'-ing her, then who is really getting the revenge."

Just wait til tem tests positive for like 5 venereal diseases. That'll answer that question.

tem said...

"revenge would be holding out on you for like 3 or 4 months...oh wait..that did happen"

just 3. don't go adding more months to it.

tem said...

"Just wait til tem tests positive for like 5 venereal diseases."

cgtif does not have a venereal disease.

tem said...

she might be plotting something, but no that.

El Pad said...

bossman is on a war path
someone didnt get laid this weekend

Beth said...

Sounds like tem and cgtif did some pre-sex testing.

Beth said...

Maybe cgtif wants a baby tem and the 3 month waiting period was just to eliminate any suspicion down the road.

El Pad said...

who has got the flu?

El Pad said...

The following words make me throw-up in my mouth, and so, I don't want to hear them for at least the next 10-14 days:

Tequila
Patron
Vodka
Three Olives
Three
Olives
Grape Vodka
Grape
Shot
Sangria
Fruit
Water Pong, Beer Pong or any other variation of 'Pong'
Chocolate Milk
Chocolate
Milk
Wine
Eggs
Mcdonald's (especially any item listed on the breakfast menu)
Ham
Turkey
Mayo
Steak
Mall
Wegman's
Scatagories
Pencil
Ceiling Fan
Sexy Bitch
Akon
Drake
Sprained Ankle
Sprained
Ankle
Piston F***
Piston
F***
Dart(s)
Cigarette
Stogie
Cigar
Cuban
Lighter
Cutter
Marshmallow Egg
Rice Krispy Treats
Apple Pit
Burp
Fart
Shart
Donut
Pie
Erection

Spaceman Spiff said...

"bossman is on a war path
someone didnt get laid this weekend"

call his dog and put bossman on the phone, thatll cheer him right up


unless he;s mad because the dog died over the weekend

tem said...

Tequila
Patron
Vodka
Three Olives
Three
Olives
Grape Vodka
Grape
Shot
Sangria
Fruit
Water Pong, Beer Pong or any other variation of 'Pong'
Chocolate Milk
Chocolate
Milk
Wine
Eggs
Mcdonald's (especially any item listed on the breakfast menu)
Ham
Turkey
Mayo
Steak
Mall
Wegman's
Scatagories
Pencil
Ceiling Fan
Sexy Bitch
Akon
Drake
Sprained Ankle
Sprained
Ankle
Piston F***
Piston
F***
Dart(s)
Cigarette
Stogie
Cigar
Cuban
Lighter
Cutter
Marshmallow Egg
Rice Krispy Treats
Apple Pit
Burp
Fart
Shart
Donut
Pie
Erection

tem said...

"Maybe cgtif wants a baby tem and the 3 month waiting period was just to eliminate any suspicion down the road."

that'd be interesting...

Spaceman Spiff said...

im tryin to find that words to describe this girl without bein disrespectful

Spaceman Spiff said...

that wasnt on the list

Spaceman Spiff said...

but its related

El Pad said...

that's it

El Pad said...

played that song on a loop

used to love it

Keef said...

"The following words make me throw-up in my mouth, and so, I don't want to hear them for at least the next 10-14 days: "


I noticed that dong, cock, balls, ding dong, penis, or schlong weren't on that list

Keef said...

It needs to stop raining

tem said...

you read the list?

tem said...

it is raining here.

it is ok. helps wash the salt and snow away.

tem said...

car got cleaned off so that was nice.

it was looking pretty salty.

El Pad said...

i love the internet

this epic beard man has exploded

tem said...

and i'd wash it but before today it was always below freezing out.

i'm not gonna wash the car when it is 22 degrees out.

tem said...

"this epic beard man has exploded"

sounds painful

Spaceman Spiff said...

empty netter was fantastic, watched it a brazilian times

Keef said...

"you read the list?"

I just lookt at it

El Pad said...

i almost kilt a kid snow tubing
whopps

El Pad said...

just burped

tasted like hot sugar cookies and grape vodka

El Pad said...

my stomach is still combing through the wreckage

Keef said...

Go back to bed, Anthony

El Pad said...

I wish, now i have to go home later and disassemble a crib and make a bed out of it with the mattress coming today

Beth said...

"Go back to bed, Anthony"

TWSS?

El Pad said...

been there

Meiz said...

U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A

El Pad said...

mcgrady bamboozled the rockets

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcgrady is a mush

Keef said...

"I wish, now i have to go home later and disassemble a crib and make a bed out of it with the mattress coming today"

That should take, what, 10 minutes?

El Pad said...

"That should take, what, 10 minutes?"

one would think

remember when you said something about fixing up your home, thinking it would take an hour and it took 5 days or something like that

it always seems that way

El Pad said...

i think the point is, as, is that i cant just go home and relax

Spaceman Spiff said...

H was at walmart

he lost weight

Keef said...

good point

Keef said...

How did the Little Giants do without Primetime, LP?

El Pad said...

they lost

exact text was

"our D was gross they scored everytime"
"we needed you"

ns

they lost 49-38

Keef said...

Where's Boner?

El Pad said...

damn just got ink on my shirt

El Pad said...

FUCK!

blue said...

"H was at walmart"

i was hoping he was wearing a sequin shirt with ice skates dangling around his neck

Keef said...

The daughter of a man who crashed his small plane into an Internal Revenue Service building called her father a hero for his anti-government views but said his actions, which killed a tax service employee, were "inappropriate."


So he wasn't a hero. Got it

blue said...

" Keef said...
Where's Boner?"

your dad's name is sylvester? Sylvester Stabbone?

Jugdish said...

Where's Boner?


I'll find him.


/EelP

blue said...

sometimes heroes are inappropriate

maybe he gave food to the needy or donated his time feeding old folks at the local retirement community.

Batman kilt people and he's a hero, but some of his actions are inappropriate...like having sex with Robin

Keef said...

No boner goes missing on LP's watch

Meiz said...

"New Tigers closer Jose Valverde told reporters he "can get maybe 74 saves" this season."


No way, Jose!

Keef said...

I'll bet Jose a lifetime of name/pic changes that he doesn't get 74 saves

El Pad said...

word

blue said...

the 74 saves was over the duration of his 3 year contract

El Pad said...

rich city map

tem said...

he said "maybe" that means 74, 84, 24, 0, they are all in play.

tem said...

"rich city map'

is that just a link showing where blue owns houses?

Keef said...

tem

El Pad said...

"Ugh, this forecast is an ugly mess. Hope you enjoyed the sun this morning as we probably won't be seeing that gaseous yellow orb again until next weekend. The weather situation for the next few days is almost ridiculously complicated but it can be distilled down to three words: rain and snow."


fuck keef

El Pad said...

"is that just a link showing where blue owns houses?"

no wonder blue can afford them all, avg. home in denver is less than 300K

Spaceman Spiff said...

city i live in is on there

Keef said...

"city i live in is on there"

me too

Keef said...

"fuck keef"


::lake effect::

tem said...

""city i live in is on there"

me too"


temhio is not on there.

El Pad said...

Kevin Smith has exclusively told NHL.com that Seann William Scott will be taking the lead role in his Ice Hockey picture, Hit Somebody.

wft

El Pad said...

girl scout order form

yes please

Spaceman Spiff said...

"girl scout order form

yes please"


that didnt come out right, dont say that in real life

El Pad said...

i see what your saying

Spaceman Spiff said...

ill take some lemonades

tem said...

sean william scott is kind of ok.

El Pad said...

yeah but a hockey movie?

tem said...

slap shot was popular.

tem said...

apparently

tem said...

mighty ducks had like 2 sequels

tem said...

and a kevin smith movie about a hockey player could have very little hockey in it.

Jugdish said...

curling is not sucking me...it is just sucking.

tem said...

shuffleboard on ice.

old people get into to it.

count me out.

Jugdish said...

the commercial where they try to make it look intense is funny

El Pad said...

the guy gliding towards the release line makes me aitch everytime

looks absurdly ridiculous

Jugdish said...

i keep hoping one of the canadian broom guys will slip and fall

tem said...

i keep hoping that one of the chicks' clothes will fall off.


by the by, was watching ice dancing last night and some chick was dressed up as a country girl, she had a tramp stamp. it was grate*

Jugdish said...

they should be allowed to drink during these matches

tem said...

also, what the fuck does "this season" refer to when they talk about ice dancing...and figure skating for that matter.

do they have events that aren't either a national championship or the worlds?

is there a random event in raleigh sponsored by nabisco or something?

tem said...

they should be required to drink during these matches*

fixed

El Pad said...

just read about some kid dying in AC from drinking

lightweight

Spaceman Spiff said...

H will have the answers to all those questions tem

Spaceman Spiff said...

"lightweight"

he needed you

tem said...

"H will have the answers to all those questions tem"

i hope he stops by soon to answer them.

Keef said...

"old people get into to it."

suite

tem said...

thisiirl

Meiz said...

Curling nazis trouble me. I'm vexed.

tem said...

they make an pill for that now.

tem said...

an pill = hisiirl

El Pad said...

tebow driven

El Pad said...

Working with a coaching team that includes former NFL offensive coordinator Zeke Bratkowski


hi zeke

Keef said...

it's raining cats & dogs

tem said...

better stay inside then.

and check your engine before you drive anywhere.

El Pad said...

Adam Rubin of the Daily News says Carlos Beltran was riding a bike with no pain the day after surgery, but due to stability issues in the quadricep and hamstring, he is not yet ready to do any running.

In addition, Beltran said his surgeon “couldn’t believe” he was able to play on his ailing knee, considering how many little pieces were floating around in the joint.

Beltran says there is now no pain when he bends and moves his knee, and he is positive and happy with the outcome of the surgery.


joy

El Pad said...

avg home in pittsburgh is 86K?

wft

El Pad said...

i understand it's all about money but cmep would never stay with me if she found out i fucked like 8 women

El Pad said...

this place is a pile of deer pellets

Keef said...

I can also ride a bike with no pain

Keef said...

women's hockey on tv. suite



s

El Pad said...

25-year-old Cromartie, 25, “has at least seven children with six different women in five states.”

Spaceman Spiff said...

not impressed

/shawn kemp

Keef said...

25-year-old Cromartie, 25, is suite

Meiz said...

"I can also ride a bike with no pain"


Joy

El Pad said...

keef how is that disease you have?

ns

El Pad said...

i think my friendo has it

Keef said...

Doc said I could get off the meds unless I need them. It only bothers me every once in a while

Keef said...

still on the reflux meds every day

blue said...

"Adam Rubin of the Daily News says Carlos Beltran was riding a bike with no pain the day after surgery, but due to stability issues in the quadricep and hamstring, he is not yet ready to do any running."


too bad riding a bike has absolutely nothing to do with his job

blue said...

he's not lance beltran

blue said...

he can ride a bike pain-free for 2000 miles and it still won't help him get that bat off his shoulder

blue said...

I wonder if Jose Reyes asked if he could give him a ride on the bike

blue said...

I wonder if Beltran's bike is a "sledgehammer"

you got pegs...shocks...lucky

El Pad said...

i guess i'm sorry i posted the beltran update

Keef said...

mize puts bikes on a pedestal

blue said...

I wonder if he ever takes his bike off any suite* jumps

El Pad said...

"Doc said I could get off the meds unless I need them. It only bothers me every once in a while"

suite

blue said...

"i guess i'm sorry i posted the beltran update"

how could you expect anything different

El Pad said...

i dont know

/aitch

blue said...

beltran = figure skating

El Pad said...

havent found any nerd jelly beans yet, gettin level 5 pissed

Keef said...

They have nerd ropes here year-round. I assume they're the same thing

Meiz said...

My co-workers really struggle with basic english.

Meiz said...

"havent found any nerd jelly beans yet, gettin level 5 pissed"


Okay, Ocho

El Pad said...

REC TD
Cris Carter 1101 130
Mike Irvin 750 65

one of them is a hall of famer
the other is not

El Pad said...

Okay, Ocho

your the only one that gets it

El Pad said...

and meiz stay off bomani jones nuts on twitter

shit is getting embarrassing

Keef said...

mize would have sex with bo jones

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and meiz stay off bomani jones nuts on twitter

shit is getting embarrassing"

seconded, thisclose to unfollowing meiz, but he's LOV

retweet him like any normal person without the nuthuggery comments

El Pad said...

brandon marshall story in todays DP

Keef said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Tomlinson released by Chargers"

El Pad said...

where will he end up?

El Pad said...

new england?

Meiz said...

New guy's gonna make me have to be mean to him. I don't want to.

El Pad said...

yes you do

Meiz said...

"and meiz stay off bomani jones nuts on twitter"


Dude, I actually chat with the dude pretty regularly.

Why don't you "get off Tyler's nuts"?

El Pad said...

take bo jones nuts off the pedestial deke

shit aint healthy

El Pad said...

"Dude, I actually chat with the dude pretty regularly. "

yeah we know, you admitted to wanting to make suite love to prince on his blog

El Pad said...

tyler engages me and he isn't on here that much anymore

Spaceman Spiff said...

congrats on the engagement tyler

Spaceman Spiff said...

bold

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