I don't know where to start. I didn't see any TV this weekend. That's nothing new, though. I rarely watch much TV when there are no good sports on.
I boat* a new car on Sunday. Lease on the Acura ends today and we were debating whether to buy it outright or go with something else. We went down to VW and got a pretty suite deal on a Jetta, so that is my new whip. 3 year lease, no money down, payments under $300/month, and free oil changes and any maintenance during the lease. And, we can turn it in early if I get close to the mileage limit and not be penalized. So I'm happy with it. I know most people here give a ::stank face:: to leasing, and I used to, but financially it makes sense now.
Saw some highlights from the Pro Bowl. Defenses lookt solid. Desean Jackson is fast. Tim Tebow thinks Vince Young is not a grate QB.
There is a big football game this weekend. My picks are the Colts -5.5 and under 56.5. Write it down. In invisible ink. If anyone is coming to my party, let me know. I need to know how much food to make.
OK I lied about not watching any TV this weekend. I saw some Winter X-Games on Friday night and Sunday morning. That shit sucks me every time. I can't watch the summer X-Games, but the winter games are HDH. Which is weird, because I am not a big fan of the Winter Olympics but I love me some Summer Games. Only problem with the winter X-Games is that there are no hot chicks. Like, none. It's a shame.
I'm sitting upstairs righting* this right now and cmk & hsil are watching the Grammy's downstairs. DMB is performing right now, I think. At least it sounds like him. He's fucking awful now. Like, terrible awful. He should stop making new music and just play his shit from the 90s.
Softball suckt. The team I'm on is not very good. We lost 6-5. Yes, 6-5. In softball. We get an hour time limit for softball and we were done in 45 minutes. It was awful.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 344 Newer› Newest»Meiz, just a word of warning about lying on your health ins app - if they find out after the fact, even years down the road, they can retroactively cancel your coverage and just return all your premiums. (I know this cause it's semi-related to what the firm I work at does.) This is especially a risk if you later turn in claims related to something you fudged the truth about.
So getting initially approved doesn't really mean you're out of the woods.
See, it's amazing how much law I pick up just by listening while on my knees at work.
". Only problem with the winter X-Games is that there are no hot chicks. Like, none. It's a shame."
Keith, Gretchen Bleiler
You're welcome. SFW
damn, i was really hoping for a Grammy diary
ns
even tweeted that sentiment last night
i think i'd cut my arm off to fuck beyonce
pink's ass was outstanding
DMB blows
always have
i lease all the time because it always makes sense
"My picks are the Colts -5.5 and under 56.5."
me too!
*queue the opposite of LP joke
gretchen bleiler and hannah teter...both xgames hotties
ok, not so much hannah teter
lindsey vonn is a good looking chick for the winter olympics...she's got skier thighs though
closer up gretchen bleiler pic
i was going to do a diary of the grammys. but i didn't.
grammys were lame other than pink's cirque du soleil
and greenday...they suck me everytime
green day yeah, they are old reliable
i enjoyed beyonce and then drake/lil wayne/eminem even though half the performance was muted because of cursing
fucking taylor swift
she is horrible
missed a lot of the grammy show
did not watch any x-games this weekend
i watched some guy on skis.
those xgames people are nuts, do you know how fucking hard it is to snowboard?
for some reason i watched more of the pro-bowl this year than the last 10 years combined
because the pro-bowl was electric
mic'd players make it a little better
"for some reason i watched more of the pro-bowl this year than the last 10 years combined"
same
philip rivers has five kids
wth
"No, David. A quarterback who finished 17th in the league in passer rating and 22nd in touchdown passes has no business being in an all-star game."
burn Garrard, burn
norv turner vs wade phillips was fun
"*queue the opposite of LP joke"
This made me laugh.
how was it-ly?
it's funny that my entire family on my dad's side refuses to pronounce the A in italy
they all pronounce it as "it-ly"
"The men and women at the front lines of the battle to keep the skies safe are among the lowest paid of all federal employees, and they have one of the highest injury rates.
The same salary earned by people working at McDonald’s.
Then there are the salaries, which start at about $25,000 a year, one of the lowest rates in the federal government."
RETARDED, I knew they got paid shit but godamn that is shit.
and they are supposed to take thier jobs serious?
CMON MAN
"how was it-ly?"
It was good for a what it was. I was working most of the time, but I got great italian food and wine on someone else's expense, so I'm all right with that.
what were you working on, freak?
"*queue the opposite of LP joke"
"This made me laugh."
yes, me too
tebow looked good 8-12...that's NFL type numbers
"what were you working on, freak?"
Working on a video podcast for a company called Case New Holland. They make construction equipment. Every quarter they send out a vodcast update to their employees from the executives.
CNH is a division of Fiat and therefore has a lot of plants in Italy. So that's why I've gotten to go over there twice recently.
gang wars going down in my hood soon, the fire on 86th st was arson, mexican gang did it, but the fire spread and burnt down a couple of russian business, on e of them was a mob hangout
shit just got real
"tebow looked good 8-12...that's NFL type numbers"
YS, C?
"gang wars going down in my hood soon, the fire on 86th st was arson, mexican gang did it, but the fire spread and burnt down a couple of russian business, on e of them was a mob hangout
shit just got real"
::Tony Soprano::
"YS, C?"
d wright thinks that blue was being serious
they should make a russian mob movie
those dude are stone cole*
italian mafia is a fucking garden of roses compared to russian mafia
goddamn albanians are crazy bastards too
"Goldman Sachs CEO Could Get Record $100 Million Bonus"
in you face obama
"d wright thinks that blue was being serious"
Bite me, Simmons. Let that little gem stay in LOVWE
I made KILLER ribs yesterday.
yesterday i reminded myself how good I am at football and cooking
I should open up my own catering business
Don't break your arms patting yourself on the back, Anthony.
jetta is burned into my mind as a chick car, in high school seems like every chick had one
"yesterday i reminded myself how good I am at football and cooking"
ep ♥s ep
"they should make a russian mob movie
those dude are stone cole*"
good movie, you would love it, viggo mortensen full frontal
"jetta is burned into my mind as a chick car"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"good movie, you would love it, viggo mortensen full frontal"
forgot to mention the actual name, eastern promises
"good movie, you would love it, viggo mortensen full frontal"
eastern promises
saw it, great movie
brutal fight scene in the steam room, unecessary dong shot
"good movie, you would love it, viggo mortensen full frontal"
hilarious.... full frontal fight scene, right?
hsilep's dream car is a jetta, wadr
i rocked a civic though and that was considered by sum* to be a chick car too
also, We Own The Night has some Russian gangstas in it
"i rocked a civic though and that was considered by sum* to be a chick car too"
too widely owned to be designated as anything
we have a jetta...it's chickish..
sake is awful
Jetta = Chick car
Civic = Guido and spic mobile
It's science. WADR
katy perry engagned to russel brand is just as offensive as dax sheppard engaged to kristen bell
"Civic = Guido and spic mobile
It's science. WADR"
your a retart*
gooks rock civics more than anyone else
"your a retart*"
this
honorable mention
jayz's ugly ass with beyonce but he's got gazillions
so H's laptop didnt melt that one day
"gooks rock civics more than anyone else"
This is true. I just wanted to get a rise out of the WOP. It worked.
that pawn stars show sucked me last week, made the DVR list
"This is true. I just wanted to get a rise out of the WOP. It worked."
okay keef
"that pawn stars show sucked me last week, made the DVR list"
great show
"I know that cannons like these weren't built pre 1700's so this has to be from the 1820's or so."
::customer has a blank stare::
only watched a couple episodes but so far i dont like the fat son or his friend chum
so hayden panty* really is with wladimir klitschko, he must be ragdolling her in bed, she went from dating a midget to a heavyweight boxer
"only watched a couple episodes but so far i dont like the fat son or his friend chum"
both retarded
yea vlad is impaling that shit
Todd packer:
Jose Reyes worked out on Long Island today and, according to SNY’s Kevin Burkhardt, he did five sprints, 90 feet each, and looked ‘great.’
From what I can gather, Reyes ran at full speed without a limp.
“That’s how I do it,” Reyes
said, upon finishing his sprints. “I’m ready to play baseball.”
H,
seal got heidi klum because she saw his bulge, that was her side of the story. first time they met he had on cycling shorts or some shit and she was impressed with his package
NS
Damn, I love how Heidi thinks.
/beth
"Jose Reyes worked out on Long Island today and, according to SNY’s Kevin Burkhardt, he did five sprints, 90 feet each, and looked ‘great.’"
hopefully he can do that...you know...another 4-500 times without pulling up lame
"i enjoyed beyonce and then drake/lil wayne/eminem even though half the performance was muted because of cursing"
Yeah that was fucking terrible. No point in having it on if they mute it all
re: Jetta being a chick car.
IDGAF. Gets me 30+mpg, won't get me kilt in a wreck, and I'm already married so I'm not trying to impress anyone
"Yeah that was fucking terrible. No point in having it on if they mute it all"
i posted fulle version with no edit on LOM
Saturday night we were coming home from teppanyaki and the intersection by our house had a big accident where an Armada was laying on its side in the middle of the intersection and off the side over in the bushes was a Jetta with the front destroyed but the chick driving the Jetta was out and walking around.
wft Obama?
"hsilep's dream car is a jetta, wadr"
Wow, she dreams big, huh
That dude shaking Obamer's hand is fugly
an Armada is a suv no?
they flip easier than a jetta
crash them heads on and that chick would be kilt*
"Wow, she dreams big, huh"
she poor
Yeah, Armada is a big SUV.
This intersection has a huge wreck at least once a week. In the left turn lane it's impossible to see oncoming traffic if someone is in the oncoming left turn lane. Just saying, the Jetta took a good shot from the Armada and the chick was out walking around
richard branson money is no joke
volkswagen is good stuff
I was gonna do a running diary last night but I got home from softball during the 3rd hour of the show and didn't feel like starting it over
And I'm well aware that saying it won't get me kilt means that I'll die tomorrow
"won't get me kilt in a wreck"
damn, everyone should get one, didnt know it makes you invincible
KIK
"i think i'd cut my arm off to fuck beyonce"
Yo tambien
Irans come get some
"So H's laptop didnt melt that one day"
Ok let me explain what happened. I had it connected through my phone. The usage stats showed I was receiving a bunch of data, but no programs were running, not even explorer. That's why I was trying to figure out what was going on because there is a usage limit.
tropic thunder is a bit funnier the third time
regards
HELP!
"Ok let me explain what happened."
you still havent, we already heard that part, did it end up just being nothing at all
"Then there are the salaries, which start at about $25,000 a year, one of the lowest rates in the federal government."
i think when they go overseas they get added salaries. combat pay, away from home pay, etc, etc.
"jetta is burned into my mind as a chick car, in high school seems like every chick had one"
cgtif has a jetta
"i think when they go overseas they get added salaries. combat pay, away from home pay, etc, etc."
I was referring to the salaries of TSA employees
" big accident where an Armada was laying on its side in the middle of the intersection"
the spanish armada?
" and they have one of the highest injury rates."
the fuck do TSA people get hurt?
"the fuck do TSA people get hurt?"
makes no sense, unless they are talking about a potential situation in which a terrorist shoots them
yeah, but i don't think that happens alot.
don't know how they have a high injury rate.
in any case, the injury rate thing was why i thought it was talking about soldiers.
it's unacceptable for a man to come to work wearing highwaters
Dude Rome was just interviewing said gooks
i approve
At least noone got their head cut off
keith i won't be able to make it to your party.
Getting absolutely crushed today. Lame.
"and they are supposed to take thier jobs serious?
CMON MAN"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"Getting absolutely crushed today. Lame."
You said you weren't drinking anymore
"So getting initially approved doesn't really mean you're out of the woods."
It was quite minor. I'm not worried.
quienten taratino was so loaded last night, twas hilarity
only til midnight, crazy good deal here folks
PUT YOUR 3D GLASSES ON
before someone makes the dumbass joke with this link i'll make it myself, yes they called me to be on the show
where's steve?
gtown whupped that ass boi
WHEN THE EAST IS IN THE HOUSE OH MY GOD
DANGER!
" “I’m ready to play baseball.”
good news
this place is flaccid
REDS ACQUIRE SECOND BASEMAN AARON MILES IN TRADE WITH A'S
Watch out! First, Orlando Cabrera, now Miles. Champyunship
Maybe we can trade bolth* of them to Anaheim for DWright
Aitch approves
miles > castillo
"I responded, 'It's cheating and I am appalled Phil has put it in play,'" McCarron stated. "I never called Phil Mickelson a cheater.
So you said he is cheating, but not a cheater. Got it
how the fuck do you cheat in golf anyway? and spare me the obvious moveing the ball trick and simple shit
They're saying he's using an illegal club
something about the grooves on the club
"miles > castillo"
that is wildly inaccurate.
corked club
s
what can it be made of? arent they already playing with fucking spaceship materials and fucking titanium?
phil simms destroyed tebow on rome, suite
"what can it be made of? arent they already playing with fucking spaceship materials and fucking titanium?"
read keefs grooves comment
made caesar dressing from scratch over the weekend, was hdh
the prepacked mrs. fields cookies that are sold in grocery stores are garbage, unrecognizable
There's a group called FFAPM (Football Fans Against Peyton Manning) on Facebook. In various photos throughout the page, Manning's smiling mug has been defaced. One photo depicts him with horns and a missing front tooth.
"If you hate those awful commercials that interrupt every football game starring Peyton Manning and talking about how he has a laser rocket arm and all other crap, then this is the group for you," the description on the page says. "Join FFAPM and stand up against stupidness."
The group has 84 members.
hilarity
groove this
"read keefs grooves comment"
I lookt at it but didn't read it
/LP
the prepacked mrs. fields cookies that are sold in grocery stores are garbage, unrecognizable
I don't think I've erve* seen a Mrs. Fields in AZ.
*single tear down cheek
how the fuck do you cheat in golf anyway? and spare me the obvious moveing the ball trick and simple shit
phil was wearing an illegal manzier
zeke
They're only in malls
zeke
damn, I've never near those areas, might have to go to Tempe Mills for something though just to get some googies*
"They're saying he's using an illegal club"
they changed groove rules, so now all the clubs people were using are bad. but they said if you used the club before 1995 or something that it is allowed irregardless of the grooves.
so phil switched to clubs he used back then but hadn't used in like 10 years.
who gives a shit he hasnt won anything
"miles > castillo"
"that is wildly inaccurate."
i guess that means miles can't hit the ball out of the IF either.... how is he on routine pop-ups in the 9th inning with 2 outs?
at least he swings the bat.
"what can it be made of? arent they already playing with fucking spaceship materials and fucking titanium?"
2 years ago USGA made a new rule that as of 2010 Tour players can't use clubs with square or U grooves, they have to go back to using V grooves. "We" have until 2014(I think) to make the switch, if we intend on playing in sanctioned events.
Square grooves virtually eliminated fliers and knuckeballs out of the rough.
blue,
thoughts on marshall saying he would love to stay with the broncos?
"made caesar dressing from scratch over the weekend, was hdh"
Anchovies or no anchovies?
"2 years ago USGA made a new rule that as of 2010 Tour players can't use clubs with square or U grooves, they have to go back to using V grooves. "We" have until 2014(I think) to make the switch, if we intend on playing in sanctioned events.
Square grooves virtually eliminated fliers and knuckeballs out of the rough."
Who gives a fuck? It's golf
/LP
"Anchovies or no anchovies?"
yes, paste
even though i was axing questions about it, i dont give a fuck
/EP
"2 years ago USGA made a new rule that as of 2010 Tour players can't use clubs with square or U grooves, they have to go back to using V grooves. "We" have until 2014(I think) to make the switch, if we intend on playing in sanctioned events.
Square grooves virtually eliminated fliers and knuckeballs out of the rough."
I really didnt want the answer to that
hey listen i'm just trying to move this blog along, lately it's been a dead fish so if that means i have to ask golf questions than dammit i'll ask golf questions
"I really didnt want the answer to that"
Then don't ask
i like playing golf
but watching it, i;e keeping up with it --- no thanks
"hey listen i'm just trying to move this blog along, lately it's been a dead fish so if that means i have to ask golf questions than dammit i'll ask golf questions"
So you basically want to be heard but don't want anyone else to say anything. Got it
Asian kid called in sick today. Me & bossman got slaughtered this morning.
"So you basically want to be heard but don't want anyone else to say anything. Got it"
no i want to refresh the page and not get
::SHIT::
PECOTA projects the Brewers at 79 wins. I'll bet the over if anybody cares to take the bet.
How slaughtered can you get at a smalltown UPS store?
i cut my index fingernail too short
now it hurts
woe
Breers are gonna trade Prince midseason, right?
"PECOTA projects the Brewers at 79 wins. I'll bet the over if anybody cares to take the bet."
they say mets 77, i too will bet over if anyone is GAME
"Breers are gonna trade Prince midseason, right?"
no
Oh I thought this was the last year of his contract. I guess he has 2 years
Brewers gonna try to lock Prince up long term, but he'll just split after 2011.
Poo Holes, Howard, A gonzalez are FA after 2011, too
Pooholes and Howard will have a new deal by then. Those teams aren't dumb
agonz should be traded by then
PECOTA projects the Brewers at 79 wins. I'll bet the over if anybody cares to take the bet.
1 week
they say mets 77, i too will bet over if anyone is GAME
1 week
DONE, I want the ability to change your name every day
and you can change mine daily also
and you can change mine daily also
done
Pecota is projecting 79 wins for the Mess, weasel
Pecota is projecting 79 wins for the Mess, weasel
no shit?
I was going to axe someone to verify but figured the number was write*.
who the fuck is Pecota anyway?
Chicken Pecota?
Pecota is projecting 79 wins for the Mess, weasel
EP you should get a day name/pic change for this out of principal*
Pecota is projecting the Dbacks to win the West and Cincy to finish 2nd in the central. I will not bet on those
NERDS
Projections
NFW the Nationals only finish 12 games out of 1st place
EP, you name and pic for tomorrow - Yankees 4 Life
natty
weasels are awful
"Pecota is projecting 79 wins for the Mess, weasel
EP you should get a day name/pic change for this out of principal*"
my bad, nfw, 79 it is
honest mistake, the grooves in my club have been approved
besides the numbers could be lookt* up, i got 77 from talk radio
"Pecota is projecting 79 wins for the Mess, weasel"
i think the projections change.... they had the rays winning the east when i first looked, now they have the yanks
i got my w-4's* Friday
block
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