Monday, February 01, 2010

Sake bombs are the better

I don't know where to start. I didn't see any TV this weekend. That's nothing new, though. I rarely watch much TV when there are no good sports on.

I boat* a new car on Sunday. Lease on the Acura ends today and we were debating whether to buy it outright or go with something else. We went down to VW and got a pretty suite deal on a Jetta, so that is my new whip. 3 year lease, no money down, payments under $300/month, and free oil changes and any maintenance during the lease. And, we can turn it in early if I get close to the mileage limit and not be penalized. So I'm happy with it. I know most people here give a ::stank face:: to leasing, and I used to, but financially it makes sense now.

Saw some highlights from the Pro Bowl. Defenses lookt solid. Desean Jackson is fast. Tim Tebow thinks Vince Young is not a grate QB.

There is a big football game this weekend. My picks are the Colts -5.5 and under 56.5. Write it down. In invisible ink. If anyone is coming to my party, let me know. I need to know how much food to make.

OK I lied about not watching any TV this weekend. I saw some Winter X-Games on Friday night and Sunday morning. That shit sucks me every time. I can't watch the summer X-Games, but the winter games are HDH. Which is weird, because I am not a big fan of the Winter Olympics but I love me some Summer Games. Only problem with the winter X-Games is that there are no hot chicks. Like, none. It's a shame.

I'm sitting upstairs righting* this right now and cmk & hsil are watching the Grammy's downstairs. DMB is performing right now, I think. At least it sounds like him. He's fucking awful now. Like, terrible awful. He should stop making new music and just play his shit from the 90s.

Softball suckt. The team I'm on is not very good. We lost 6-5. Yes, 6-5. In softball. We get an hour time limit for softball and we were done in 45 minutes. It was awful.

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Beth said...

Meiz, just a word of warning about lying on your health ins app - if they find out after the fact, even years down the road, they can retroactively cancel your coverage and just return all your premiums. (I know this cause it's semi-related to what the firm I work at does.) This is especially a risk if you later turn in claims related to something you fudged the truth about.

So getting initially approved doesn't really mean you're out of the woods.

Beth said...

See, it's amazing how much law I pick up just by listening while on my knees at work.

H said...

". Only problem with the winter X-Games is that there are no hot chicks. Like, none. It's a shame."

Keith, Gretchen Bleiler

You're welcome. SFW

El Pad said...

damn, i was really hoping for a Grammy diary

ns

El Pad said...

even tweeted that sentiment last night

El Pad said...

i think i'd cut my arm off to fuck beyonce

El Pad said...

pink's ass was outstanding

El Pad said...

DMB blows

always have

El Pad said...

i lease all the time because it always makes sense

El Pad said...

"My picks are the Colts -5.5 and under 56.5."

me too!



*queue the opposite of LP joke

blue said...

gretchen bleiler and hannah teter...both xgames hotties

blue said...
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blue said...

ok, not so much hannah teter


lindsey vonn is a good looking chick for the winter olympics...she's got skier thighs though

blue said...

closer up gretchen bleiler pic

tem said...

i was going to do a diary of the grammys. but i didn't.

blue said...

grammys were lame other than pink's cirque du soleil


and greenday...they suck me everytime

El Pad said...

green day yeah, they are old reliable

El Pad said...

i enjoyed beyonce and then drake/lil wayne/eminem even though half the performance was muted because of cursing

El Pad said...

fucking taylor swift

tem said...

she is horrible

I Love Bill Simmons said...

missed a lot of the grammy show

I Love Bill Simmons said...

did not watch any x-games this weekend

tem said...

i watched some guy on skis.

El Pad said...

those xgames people are nuts, do you know how fucking hard it is to snowboard?

I Love Bill Simmons said...

for some reason i watched more of the pro-bowl this year than the last 10 years combined

blue said...

because the pro-bowl was electric

I Love Bill Simmons said...

mic'd players make it a little better

tem said...

"for some reason i watched more of the pro-bowl this year than the last 10 years combined"

same

El Pad said...

philip rivers has five kids

wth

El Pad said...

"No, David. A quarterback who finished 17th in the league in passer rating and 22nd in touchdown passes has no business being in an all-star game."

burn Garrard, burn

El Pad said...

norv turner vs wade phillips was fun

JFreak said...

"*queue the opposite of LP joke"

This made me laugh.

El Pad said...

how was it-ly?

El Pad said...

it's funny that my entire family on my dad's side refuses to pronounce the A in italy

they all pronounce it as "it-ly"

El Pad said...

"The men and women at the front lines of the battle to keep the skies safe are among the lowest paid of all federal employees, and they have one of the highest injury rates.

The same salary earned by people working at McDonald’s.

Then there are the salaries, which start at about $25,000 a year, one of the lowest rates in the federal government."

RETARDED, I knew they got paid shit but godamn that is shit.

El Pad said...

and they are supposed to take thier jobs serious?

CMON MAN

JFreak said...

"how was it-ly?"

It was good for a what it was. I was working most of the time, but I got great italian food and wine on someone else's expense, so I'm all right with that.

I Love Bill Simmons said...

what were you working on, freak?

I Love Bill Simmons said...

"*queue the opposite of LP joke"

"This made me laugh."


yes, me too

blue said...

tebow looked good 8-12...that's NFL type numbers

JFreak said...

"what were you working on, freak?"

Working on a video podcast for a company called Case New Holland. They make construction equipment. Every quarter they send out a vodcast update to their employees from the executives.

CNH is a division of Fiat and therefore has a lot of plants in Italy. So that's why I've gotten to go over there twice recently.

El Pad said...

gang wars going down in my hood soon, the fire on 86th st was arson, mexican gang did it, but the fire spread and burnt down a couple of russian business, on e of them was a mob hangout

shit just got real

H said...

"tebow looked good 8-12...that's NFL type numbers"

YS, C?

H said...

"gang wars going down in my hood soon, the fire on 86th st was arson, mexican gang did it, but the fire spread and burnt down a couple of russian business, on e of them was a mob hangout

shit just got real"

::Tony Soprano::

I Love Bill Simmons said...

"YS, C?"

d wright thinks that blue was being serious

El Pad said...

they should make a russian mob movie

those dude are stone cole*

El Pad said...

italian mafia is a fucking garden of roses compared to russian mafia

goddamn albanians are crazy bastards too

El Pad said...

"Goldman Sachs CEO Could Get Record $100 Million Bonus"

in you face obama

H said...

"d wright thinks that blue was being serious"

Bite me, Simmons. Let that little gem stay in LOVWE

El Pad said...

I made KILLER ribs yesterday.

El Pad said...

yesterday i reminded myself how good I am at football and cooking

El Pad said...

I should open up my own catering business

H said...

Don't break your arms patting yourself on the back, Anthony.

Spaceman Spiff said...

jetta is burned into my mind as a chick car, in high school seems like every chick had one

I Love Bill Simmons said...

"yesterday i reminded myself how good I am at football and cooking"


ep ♥s ep

Spaceman Spiff said...

"they should make a russian mob movie

those dude are stone cole*"

good movie, you would love it, viggo mortensen full frontal

I Love Bill Simmons said...

"jetta is burned into my mind as a chick car"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"good movie, you would love it, viggo mortensen full frontal"

forgot to mention the actual name, eastern promises

El Pad said...

"good movie, you would love it, viggo mortensen full frontal"

eastern promises

saw it, great movie

brutal fight scene in the steam room, unecessary dong shot

I Love Bill Simmons said...

"good movie, you would love it, viggo mortensen full frontal"

hilarious.... full frontal fight scene, right?

El Pad said...

hsilep's dream car is a jetta, wadr

El Pad said...

i rocked a civic though and that was considered by sum* to be a chick car too

El Pad said...

also, We Own The Night has some Russian gangstas in it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i rocked a civic though and that was considered by sum* to be a chick car too"

too widely owned to be designated as anything

blue said...

we have a jetta...it's chickish..

El Pad said...

sake is awful

H said...

Jetta = Chick car
Civic = Guido and spic mobile

It's science. WADR

El Pad said...

katy perry engagned to russel brand is just as offensive as dax sheppard engaged to kristen bell

El Pad said...

"Civic = Guido and spic mobile

It's science. WADR"

your a retart*

gooks rock civics more than anyone else

Spaceman Spiff said...

"your a retart*"

this

El Pad said...

honorable mention

jayz's ugly ass with beyonce but he's got gazillions

Spaceman Spiff said...

so H's laptop didnt melt that one day

H said...

"gooks rock civics more than anyone else"

This is true. I just wanted to get a rise out of the WOP. It worked.

Spaceman Spiff said...

that pawn stars show sucked me last week, made the DVR list

El Pad said...

"This is true. I just wanted to get a rise out of the WOP. It worked."

okay keef

El Pad said...

"that pawn stars show sucked me last week, made the DVR list"

great show

"I know that cannons like these weren't built pre 1700's so this has to be from the 1820's or so."

::customer has a blank stare::

Spaceman Spiff said...

only watched a couple episodes but so far i dont like the fat son or his friend chum

Spaceman Spiff said...

so hayden panty* really is with wladimir klitschko, he must be ragdolling her in bed, she went from dating a midget to a heavyweight boxer

El Pad said...

"only watched a couple episodes but so far i dont like the fat son or his friend chum"

both retarded

El Pad said...

yea vlad is impaling that shit

El Pad said...

Todd packer:

Jose Reyes worked out on Long Island today and, according to SNY’s Kevin Burkhardt, he did five sprints, 90 feet each, and looked ‘great.’

From what I can gather, Reyes ran at full speed without a limp.

“That’s how I do it,” Reyes
said, upon finishing his sprints. “I’m ready to play baseball.”

Spaceman Spiff said...

H,

seal got heidi klum because she saw his bulge, that was her side of the story. first time they met he had on cycling shorts or some shit and she was impressed with his package

NS

Beth said...

Damn, I love how Heidi thinks.

/beth

blue said...

"Jose Reyes worked out on Long Island today and, according to SNY’s Kevin Burkhardt, he did five sprints, 90 feet each, and looked ‘great.’"

hopefully he can do that...you know...another 4-500 times without pulling up lame

Keith S said...

"i enjoyed beyonce and then drake/lil wayne/eminem even though half the performance was muted because of cursing"


Yeah that was fucking terrible. No point in having it on if they mute it all

Keith S said...

re: Jetta being a chick car.

IDGAF. Gets me 30+mpg, won't get me kilt in a wreck, and I'm already married so I'm not trying to impress anyone

El Pad said...

"Yeah that was fucking terrible. No point in having it on if they mute it all"

i posted fulle version with no edit on LOM

Keith S said...

Saturday night we were coming home from teppanyaki and the intersection by our house had a big accident where an Armada was laying on its side in the middle of the intersection and off the side over in the bushes was a Jetta with the front destroyed but the chick driving the Jetta was out and walking around.

El Pad said...

wft Obama?

Keith S said...

"hsilep's dream car is a jetta, wadr"

Wow, she dreams big, huh

Keith S said...

That dude shaking Obamer's hand is fugly

El Pad said...

an Armada is a suv no?

they flip easier than a jetta

crash them heads on and that chick would be kilt*

El Pad said...

"Wow, she dreams big, huh"

she poor

Keith S said...

Yeah, Armada is a big SUV.

This intersection has a huge wreck at least once a week. In the left turn lane it's impossible to see oncoming traffic if someone is in the oncoming left turn lane. Just saying, the Jetta took a good shot from the Armada and the chick was out walking around

El Pad said...

richard branson money is no joke

El Pad said...

volkswagen is good stuff

Keith S said...

I was gonna do a running diary last night but I got home from softball during the 3rd hour of the show and didn't feel like starting it over

Keith S said...

And I'm well aware that saying it won't get me kilt means that I'll die tomorrow

Spaceman Spiff said...

"won't get me kilt in a wreck"

damn, everyone should get one, didnt know it makes you invincible

KIK

Keith S said...

"i think i'd cut my arm off to fuck beyonce"


Yo tambien

El Pad said...

Irans come get some

H said...

"So H's laptop didnt melt that one day"

Ok let me explain what happened. I had it connected through my phone. The usage stats showed I was receiving a bunch of data, but no programs were running, not even explorer. That's why I was trying to figure out what was going on because there is a usage limit.

El Pad said...

tropic thunder is a bit funnier the third time

regards

El Pad said...

HELP!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ok let me explain what happened."

you still havent, we already heard that part, did it end up just being nothing at all

tem said...

"Then there are the salaries, which start at about $25,000 a year, one of the lowest rates in the federal government."

i think when they go overseas they get added salaries. combat pay, away from home pay, etc, etc.

tem said...

"jetta is burned into my mind as a chick car, in high school seems like every chick had one"

cgtif has a jetta

El Pad said...

"i think when they go overseas they get added salaries. combat pay, away from home pay, etc, etc."

I was referring to the salaries of TSA employees

tem said...

" big accident where an Armada was laying on its side in the middle of the intersection"

the spanish armada?

tem said...

" and they have one of the highest injury rates."


the fuck do TSA people get hurt?

El Pad said...

"the fuck do TSA people get hurt?"

makes no sense, unless they are talking about a potential situation in which a terrorist shoots them

tem said...

yeah, but i don't think that happens alot.

don't know how they have a high injury rate.

in any case, the injury rate thing was why i thought it was talking about soldiers.

El Pad said...

it's unacceptable for a man to come to work wearing highwaters

Keith S said...

Dude Rome was just interviewing said gooks

El Pad said...

i approve

Keith S said...

At least noone got their head cut off

tem said...

keith i won't be able to make it to your party.

Meiz said...

Getting absolutely crushed today. Lame.

Meiz said...

"and they are supposed to take thier jobs serious?

CMON MAN"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keith S said...

"Getting absolutely crushed today. Lame."

You said you weren't drinking anymore

Meiz said...

"So getting initially approved doesn't really mean you're out of the woods."


It was quite minor. I'm not worried.

El Pad said...

quienten taratino was so loaded last night, twas hilarity

El Pad said...

only til midnight, crazy good deal here folks

El Pad said...

PUT YOUR 3D GLASSES ON

El Pad said...

before someone makes the dumbass joke with this link i'll make it myself, yes they called me to be on the show

El Pad said...

where's steve?

gtown whupped that ass boi

El Pad said...

WHEN THE EAST IS IN THE HOUSE OH MY GOD

DANGER!

I Love Bill Simmons said...

" “I’m ready to play baseball.”



good news

El Pad said...

this place is flaccid

Keith S said...

REDS ACQUIRE SECOND BASEMAN AARON MILES IN TRADE WITH A'S


Watch out! First, Orlando Cabrera, now Miles. Champyunship

Keith S said...

Maybe we can trade bolth* of them to Anaheim for DWright

El Pad said...

Aitch approves

I Love Bill Simmons said...

miles > castillo

Keith S said...

"I responded, 'It's cheating and I am appalled Phil has put it in play,'" McCarron stated. "I never called Phil Mickelson a cheater.


So you said he is cheating, but not a cheater. Got it

El Pad said...

how the fuck do you cheat in golf anyway? and spare me the obvious moveing the ball trick and simple shit

Keith S said...

They're saying he's using an illegal club

Keith S said...

something about the grooves on the club

JFreak said...

"miles > castillo"

that is wildly inaccurate.

Spaceman Spiff said...

corked club

s

El Pad said...

what can it be made of? arent they already playing with fucking spaceship materials and fucking titanium?

Spaceman Spiff said...

phil simms destroyed tebow on rome, suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"what can it be made of? arent they already playing with fucking spaceship materials and fucking titanium?"

read keefs grooves comment

Spaceman Spiff said...

made caesar dressing from scratch over the weekend, was hdh

Spaceman Spiff said...

the prepacked mrs. fields cookies that are sold in grocery stores are garbage, unrecognizable

El Pad said...

There's a group called FFAPM (Football Fans Against Peyton Manning) on Facebook. In various photos throughout the page, Manning's smiling mug has been defaced. One photo depicts him with horns and a missing front tooth.



"If you hate those awful commercials that interrupt every football game starring Peyton Manning and talking about how he has a laser rocket arm and all other crap, then this is the group for you," the description on the page says. "Join FFAPM and stand up against stupidness."

The group has 84 members.


hilarity

El Pad said...

groove this

Keith S said...

"read keefs grooves comment"


I lookt at it but didn't read it


/LP

isiah thompson said...

the prepacked mrs. fields cookies that are sold in grocery stores are garbage, unrecognizable


I don't think I've erve* seen a Mrs. Fields in AZ.

*single tear down cheek

isiah thompson said...

how the fuck do you cheat in golf anyway? and spare me the obvious moveing the ball trick and simple shit

phil was wearing an illegal manzier

Keith S said...

zeke

Keith S said...

They're only in malls

isiah thompson said...

zeke

damn, I've never near those areas, might have to go to Tempe Mills for something though just to get some googies*

tem said...

"They're saying he's using an illegal club"

they changed groove rules, so now all the clubs people were using are bad. but they said if you used the club before 1995 or something that it is allowed irregardless of the grooves.

so phil switched to clubs he used back then but hadn't used in like 10 years.

El Pad said...

who gives a shit he hasnt won anything

I Love Bill Simmons said...

"miles > castillo"

"that is wildly inaccurate."


i guess that means miles can't hit the ball out of the IF either.... how is he on routine pop-ups in the 9th inning with 2 outs?

tem said...

at least he swings the bat.

Meiz said...

"what can it be made of? arent they already playing with fucking spaceship materials and fucking titanium?"

2 years ago USGA made a new rule that as of 2010 Tour players can't use clubs with square or U grooves, they have to go back to using V grooves. "We" have until 2014(I think) to make the switch, if we intend on playing in sanctioned events.

Square grooves virtually eliminated fliers and knuckeballs out of the rough.

tem said...

blue,

thoughts on marshall saying he would love to stay with the broncos?

Meiz said...

"made caesar dressing from scratch over the weekend, was hdh"


Anchovies or no anchovies?

Keith S said...

"2 years ago USGA made a new rule that as of 2010 Tour players can't use clubs with square or U grooves, they have to go back to using V grooves. "We" have until 2014(I think) to make the switch, if we intend on playing in sanctioned events.

Square grooves virtually eliminated fliers and knuckeballs out of the rough."



Who gives a fuck? It's golf

/LP

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Anchovies or no anchovies?"

yes, paste

Spaceman Spiff said...

even though i was axing questions about it, i dont give a fuck

/EP

El Pad said...

"2 years ago USGA made a new rule that as of 2010 Tour players can't use clubs with square or U grooves, they have to go back to using V grooves. "We" have until 2014(I think) to make the switch, if we intend on playing in sanctioned events.

Square grooves virtually eliminated fliers and knuckeballs out of the rough."

I really didnt want the answer to that

El Pad said...

hey listen i'm just trying to move this blog along, lately it's been a dead fish so if that means i have to ask golf questions than dammit i'll ask golf questions

Meiz said...

"I really didnt want the answer to that"


Then don't ask

El Pad said...

i like playing golf

but watching it, i;e keeping up with it --- no thanks

Keith S said...

"hey listen i'm just trying to move this blog along, lately it's been a dead fish so if that means i have to ask golf questions than dammit i'll ask golf questions"


So you basically want to be heard but don't want anyone else to say anything. Got it

Meiz said...

Asian kid called in sick today. Me & bossman got slaughtered this morning.

El Pad said...

"So you basically want to be heard but don't want anyone else to say anything. Got it"

no i want to refresh the page and not get

::SHIT::

Meiz said...

PECOTA projects the Brewers at 79 wins. I'll bet the over if anybody cares to take the bet.

Keith S said...

How slaughtered can you get at a smalltown UPS store?

El Pad said...

i cut my index fingernail too short

now it hurts

woe

Keith S said...

Breers are gonna trade Prince midseason, right?

El Pad said...

"PECOTA projects the Brewers at 79 wins. I'll bet the over if anybody cares to take the bet."

they say mets 77, i too will bet over if anyone is GAME

El Pad said...

"Breers are gonna trade Prince midseason, right?"

no

Keith S said...

Oh I thought this was the last year of his contract. I guess he has 2 years

Meiz said...

Brewers gonna try to lock Prince up long term, but he'll just split after 2011.

Poo Holes, Howard, A gonzalez are FA after 2011, too

Keith S said...

Pooholes and Howard will have a new deal by then. Those teams aren't dumb

Spaceman Spiff said...

agonz should be traded by then

isiah thompson said...

PECOTA projects the Brewers at 79 wins. I'll bet the over if anybody cares to take the bet.


1 week

isiah thompson said...

they say mets 77, i too will bet over if anyone is GAME


1 week

El Pad said...

DONE, I want the ability to change your name every day

El Pad said...

and you can change mine daily also

isiah thompson said...

and you can change mine daily also


done

Keith S said...

Pecota is projecting 79 wins for the Mess, weasel

isiah thompson said...

Pecota is projecting 79 wins for the Mess, weasel


no shit?

I was going to axe someone to verify but figured the number was write*.

who the fuck is Pecota anyway?

isiah thompson said...

Chicken Pecota?

isiah thompson said...

Pecota is projecting 79 wins for the Mess, weasel


EP you should get a day name/pic change for this out of principal*

Keith S said...

Pecota is projecting the Dbacks to win the West and Cincy to finish 2nd in the central. I will not bet on those

Keith S said...

NERDS

Keith S said...

Projections

Keith S said...

NFW the Nationals only finish 12 games out of 1st place

isiah thompson said...

EP, you name and pic for tomorrow - Yankees 4 Life

Keith S said...

natty

Keith S said...

weasels are awful

El Pad said...

"Pecota is projecting 79 wins for the Mess, weasel


EP you should get a day name/pic change for this out of principal*"

my bad, nfw, 79 it is

El Pad said...

honest mistake, the grooves in my club have been approved

besides the numbers could be lookt* up, i got 77 from talk radio

I Love Bill Simmons said...

"Pecota is projecting 79 wins for the Mess, weasel"

i think the projections change.... they had the rays winning the east when i first looked, now they have the yanks

El Pad said...

i got my w-4's* Friday

isiah thompson said...

block

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