Friday, January 08, 2010

Wild Card Weekend

Alabama won. McCoy not that tough.

Last Week : 7-8
Overall : 52-57
Situation : -1200


New England -3 over Baltimore.

Because I just can't see the Pats being a one and done. And because the Ravens have been too inconsistent. And because the Pats D have played really well down the stretch.

These two teams met in October, this was the Clayton dropped ball game. If I recall, the past three times they have played the games have been pretty tight, so I'm not saying blowout. I'm just saying the Pats will find a way to win. Even without Welker I feel like Moss can be effective. If he wants too. Which I'm sure he does. It's January now. BTW the Pats are 8-0 this year ATS in Gilette Stadium. ($300)


Philly +4 over Dallas

First, the underdog is 8-3 ATS in the past 11 games. Second, is there any way the Philly offense is shut down two weeks in a row? Dallas has given up 16 points to the Eagles in 2 games, the rest of the league has given up 26+. Do the Cowboy's simply have the Eagles figured out? It seems that way. But I still don't trust the Cowboys. Beating a team three times in one season, albeit done before, is very though. Two weeks in a row is even tougher. Dallas is pretty bad in January ATS, to the tune of 3-9 in the past 12. Philly loves the field turf, they are 7-2 on it. ($250)

Green Bay +1 over Arizona

It's destined to be Farve Bowl III isn't it? Powers that be have decided this already. It's the grand plan. Farve will get buttfucked by Aaron Rodgers and his old team for treating them and the beautiful city of Green Bay like dogshit. This has to happen. It's the only reason why I'm taking Green Bay in this game. Even though they are playing pretty well and have the formula/team to beat the Cardinals. I love football. ($250)

Jets +2.5 over Cincy

Rex Ryan is fat. That's all I got.

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El Padrino said...

FIRST

tem said...

good work

Beth said...

We've had about 1 inch of snow here overnight, which of course means all the schools are shut down and people are panicking. Out of 18 employees I'm one of 3 that are here right now. Pretty pathetic.

tem said...

well then your work load should be light.

tem said...

heck you can finish off two guys at the same time.

tem said...

got 3 inches here and all the schools are closed.

roads are fine because the cities all dumped about 100 tons of salt on the road.

tem said...

i have no clue why schools are cancelled. the roads barely have any snow on them.

tem said...

no schools are cancelled in temhio.

just in ohio.

ohio is full of pussies. temhio is not.

tem said...

on a normal day i would just now be waking up.

tem said...

i should have used this last hour to score TCS.

but i didn't.

now tps is going to rape me. tps has decided that fridays are the best day to rape.

tem said...

browns should pay cribbs.

the fans love him.

he will probably suck after getting paid though. that's the browns' luck.

tem said...

it'll be interesting to see what colt's injury is.

whatever it was kept him out of the national title game.

and i do not buy for one minute the story that mac brown decided to keep him out. i would bet good money that colt's dad kept him out because he didn't want to risk the millions of dollars ahead of him.

tem said...

i'm not saying that is a bad move. probably is the smart move.

and it is stand up of brown to say it was his decision.

but the kid's dad is calling the shots there.

tem said...

i suspect there will be some good stories coming out of this

tem said...

i hate bankers.

tem said...

note: el pad doesn't count as a banker as i mean i hate people who make loans.

tem said...

not because they make loans. i like that.

i hate them because they are stupid.

tem said...

i am not sure who is dumber. bankers or politicans.

tem said...

sad commentary because those 2 groups of people run the country.

tem said...

and they are morons.

tem said...

where did america go wrong?

when did morons start running the country?

tem said...

i mean, washington, jefferson, franklin, etc. don't sound like they were the idiots of their generation.

is history just pumping them up?

tem said...

was joe blacksmith sitting around the table with his family talking about how washington is a fucking moron and screwing up a good thing?

tem said...

lincoln doesn't sound like a moron.

not sure about grant, garfield, chester a arthur...

maybe that is when it turned.

tem said...

in any case, at some point in american history the country went from being run by the smart people to being run by the most inept fucks there are.

tem said...

and nobody knows when it was.

well tem doesn't know.

tem said...

so, i say to the fucking idiots running the place.

you are fucking idiots.

tem said...

i hate you all. please let smart people run things.

tem said...

of course smart people don't want to run things. at least not the country. it is a losing situation.

tem said...

smart people know better

tem said...

i guess somewhere along the line smart people decided that running the country wasn't worth the hassle.

tem said...

and they just let the dumb people run it.

tem said...

so maybe it is the smart people's fauly.

fucking smart people. i hate you too then.

tem said...

we go through a roll of paper towells here a day.

tem said...

and when the office manager buys like 20 more rolls someone steals 5 of them and takes them home.

tem said...

not tem. tem does not steal things from work.

tem said...

except pens. but only 3. and 3 in 6 years is probably ok.

tem said...

there is one in my car and 2 at my house.

tem said...

also postage.

that's probably bad.

tem said...

so in conclusion. bankers are dumb. politicians are dumb and it is probably the smart people of the late 1800s fault.

tem said...

fucking late 1800s.

Beth said...

You do realize no matter how good your run is Tem that you are ineligible for the TCS championship? You really need to read the fine print (or have your reader read it to you).

tem said...

if i see grover cleveland in hell or heaven or wherever i am going to give him a piece of my mind.

tem said...

unless i determine he is dumb.

tem said...

"You do realize no matter how good your run is Tem that you are ineligible for the TCS championship? "

you sure about that?

tem said...

i must say that was one of my better temruns.

Beth said...

"ohio is full of pussies. temhio is not."

Just cause temhio is not "full of" them doesn't mean there aren't a few.

Beth said...

"you sure about that?"

Well I'd have to consult the rulebook.

tem said...

also, fyi i did not shower this morning.

i slept in too late and cgtif had to leave and wouldn't let me shower and then lock up her place on my own.

Beth said...

Oh that's right, there is no rulebook, only what you make up. So no, I'm not sure about that.

tem said...

tem can not be trusted with a key. apparently.

tem said...

"Oh that's right, there is no rulebook, only what you make up. So no, I'm not sure about that."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

"i slept in too late and cgtif had to leave and wouldn't let me shower and then lock up her place on my own"

cgtif does not trust tem, not a good sign.

tem said...

"Just cause temhio is not "full of" them doesn't mean there aren't a few."

well played

Beth said...

I wonder if cgtif was worried you'd steal from her or if she was worried you might try on her clothes.

tem said...

"cgtif does not trust tem, not a good sign."

^^

Beth said...

At least if you'd tried on her clothes you could post a color as your FB status.

tem said...

i suspect she is more worried i'd go through all her stuff.

tem said...

which means she is probably hiding something.

tem said...

which means i should go through all her stuff and find out what.

Beth said...

All women are hiding something.

tem said...

"At least if you'd tried on her clothes you could post a color as your FB status."


in less than a week guys will be posting boxers/briefs or underwear color for prostate cancer awareness.

Beth said...

I'm hazy on the details so I need a reminder, is cgtif the pharmacist?

tem said...

"All women are hiding something."

so i should go through all women's stuff?

tem said...

"is cgtif the pharmacist"

^^

Beth said...

"in less than a week guys will be posting boxers/briefs or underwear color for prostate cancer awareness."

Yeah, guys have a hard time coming up with original ideas so I could see that.

Beth said...

Ok, with her being a pharmacist maybe she's hiding stolen drugs. Or the viagra she's been slipping in your drinks.

Steve said...

"i suspect she is more worried i'd go through all her stuff."


what does she have to hide? now you HAVE to do it.

Beth said...

Or her female hormone pills from after the sex change surgery.

tem said...

"Or her female hormone pills from after the sex change surgery."

that would be horrible. i probably could not handle that. i would snap and kill many many people.

Beth said...

So EP showed up to say "FIRST" and then totally disappears. He's not very committed to the TCS it seems.

tem said...

funny to joke about, but the reality of the situation would be mind bottling.

Beth said...

"that would be horrible. i probably could not handle that. i would snap and kill many many people"

Well you did say she knows a lot about sports...

Beth said...

And yes I realize that puts me under suspicion too.

tem said...

i think ep did some ad action.

plus zeke probably already quit.

haven't read last post too much, but i figure ep is way ahead.

Beth said...

Look for an adam's apple next time you see her. Those are hard to hide by surgery I've heard.

tem said...

had a lunch conversation with the people i got to lunc with (all 60+) and they couldn't believe that the girls I go out with like sports. their wives hate it.

i tolt them times are changing. girls now are far more likely to enjoy and actually follow sports than girls from their era.

Beth said...

76 comments by 8:30, well done Tem.

tem said...

exfemtem liked sports and kind of followed it.

chick before pharmacist liked them and followed them a bit.

pharmacist likes them and follows them more than the other 2.

Beth said...

"i tolt them times are changing. girls now are far more likely to enjoy and actually follow sports than girls from their era"

Well the cool ones are. :-)

tem said...

"Look for an adam's apple next time you see her. Those are hard to hide by surgery I've heard."

will do.

tem said...

hmm looking at that trend. exfem to cgtif i am basically getting closer to dating a dude.

gross.

next chick will be a girl who hates sports and doesn't know anything about it.

tem said...

wanted: chick who thinks jordan is either a cologne or just a name of a country.

Beth said...

"hmm looking at that trend. exfem to cgtif i am basically getting closer to dating a dude."

Or you're getting better at picking women. It all depends on how you look at it.

tem said...

i like the way beth thinks.

tem said...

"what are you doing here so early?"

has been heard 4 times by tem this morning.

from 3 different people. 1 person asked twice.

Beth said...

"what are you doing here so early?"

I hope your answer was something along the lines of, "Well the girl I'm fucking clearly has something to hide so she kicked me out of her place when she had to go to work so that I wouldn't go through her stuff and figure out what she's hiding."

tem said...

and we are out of steam...

Beth said...

And then you need to look flustered and yell "And no, she is not a dude, she just like sports, ok!?!?"

tem said...

"I hope your answer was something along the lines of.."


ummm well that is basically what i told 1 person. the other 2 i just said "working."

Beth said...

"Working" is a standing joke around here. The main older bossman will be looking at porn on his computer and when his friends call and ask him what he's doing he always says "working!"

ns

tem said...

its funny how older bossmen look at porn at work a lot.

old lawyer dude does that here.

tem said...

from time to time sends out forwards of nekkid chicks too.

IT lets it slide because he has been here for almost 40 years.

tem said...

if they block one of his emails he will just have them fired.

tem said...

yesterday he got all mad when someone send him a "HOOTERS 2010" calendar.

it was just 12 pictures of owls. no chicks. he was in shambles all afternoon.

Beth said...

"it was just 12 pictures of owls. no chicks. he was in shambles all afternoon."

Hilarity.

tem said...

i am thinking of sending him links like that all the time now.

pussies of 2010 - all cats

boobs of 2010 - all politicians

tem said...

hmm, might get to 100 before 9am

tem said...

EST of course

tem said...

good start to the morning.

tem said...

bask in the tem run from earlier.

Beth said...

TCS update as of right now:

TEM - winning
EVERYONE ELSE - tied for 2nd

tem said...

that's fair

tem said...

i'm gonna enjoy my own prize pack.

tem said...

that sounds like i am going to go jerk off.

tem said...

we probably have a policy against enjoying your prize pack at work.

El Padrino said...

holy shit

El Padrino said...

i applaud Tem

El Padrino said...

"Out of 18 employees I'm one of 3 that are here right now. Pretty pathetic."

aitch

El Padrino said...

it's FRIIIIIDDDDDDAAAAAYYYYYY

El Padrino said...

au natural

Beth said...

Nobody asked.

El Padrino said...

Asked what.

Beth said...

I thought the au natural was your version of the FB color thing. Never mind then.

El Padrino said...

::face book::

tem said...

ha, it is his version of it, he just doesn't know it.

El Padrino said...

that burnt polish chick was hot

poor thing

tem said...

yeah burnt things are hot.

part of the process of burning.

generally.

i guess chemical burns would not necessarily get you hot 1st.

tem said...

blockt

El Padrino said...

damn you

tem said...

i am here to ruin your tcs chances.

tem said...

i probably should score yesterday's post.

sigh.

El Padrino said...

yeah go do that

El Padrino said...

take yout time

tem said...

that'll take me longer than 10 minutes so maybe you will have another wall opportunity.

El Padrino said...

check it twice

El Padrino said...

damn the only muffins left were chocolate chocolate chip and oreo

El Padrino said...

those ara like mini cakes, not muffins

Beth said...

"those ara like mini cakes, not muffins"

But those should go better with your whole milk.

ToddPacker said...

very nice temrun

ToddPacker said...

crappy game last night

ToddPacker said...

i think i'm going to buford this weekend, beth

El Padrino said...

"But those should go better with your whole milk."

milk gets drunk with cookies only

traditionalist

El Padrino said...

tp travels alot

El Padrino said...

he's a fun old man

ToddPacker said...

either this weekend or next weekend

ToddPacker said...

"he's a fun old man"

buford is not fun..... visiting cmtp's family... gonna try and back out and have a free weekend

Steve said...

"gonna try and back out and have a free weekend"


handle yo buizness

ToddPacker said...

i still have christmas lights on the house

ToddPacker said...

"handle yo buizness"

i try to, steve

El Padrino said...

now this motherfucker tells me there are free bagels down the hall

El Padrino said...

"gonna try and back out and have a free weekend"

teach me wise one

ToddPacker said...

long island guy took all of the free bagels

El Padrino said...

does everyone in the restaurant business smoke cigarettes?

ToddPacker said...

"teach me wise one"

probably not gonna work, but i'll try anyway

El Padrino said...

"long island guy took all of the free bagels"

i didnt even tell him

hahahahahahaha

fuck that guy

El Padrino said...

long island guy is head to toe in jets gear today

it's in clear violation of the dress policy

ToddPacker said...

"does everyone in the restaurant business smoke cigarettes?

they ♥ the booze and drugs too

ToddPacker said...

"long island guy is head to toe in jets gear today"

how come you're not wearing you giants gear?

Beth said...

"buford is not fun"

There's actually a pretty cool bar in Buford of all places. If you get a chance, go to 37 Main in downtown Buford TP. Surprisingly too there are a ton of attractive women there usually.

Beth said...

"how come you're not wearing you giants gear?"

Same reason you weren't in your Mets gear during the baseball playoffs.

El Padrino said...

wow

El Padrino said...

braves/falcons

like they are any better

ToddPacker said...

" If you get a chance, go to 37 Main in downtown Buford TP."

been there (i think)... the "not fun" part was because i would be visiting cmtp's family

tem said...

"buford is not fun..... visiting cmtp's family... gonna try and back out and have a free weekend"

free weekend is probably worth 3 couch nights.

tem said...

el pad 25
keith 19
spiff 20
zeke 21
Meiz 23

tem said...

totals so far:
el pad 70
keith 60
spiff 41
zeke 41
Meiz 64

Beth said...

"braves/falcons
like they are any better"

Actually they are. Have you already forgotten records and standings?

tem said...

IN DE FACE

ToddPacker said...

"free weekend is probably worth 3 couch nights"

that sounds about right

tem said...

they are interviewing some large chick.

Beth said...

"free weekend is probably worth 3 couch nights"

"that sounds about right"

But the bigger question is, free weekend = 3 couch nights but how many weeks (months?) of no sex does that equal?

tem said...

quality of interview chicks has been horrid lately.

tem said...

fucking fat chicks ate all the good looking chick and now there are no good looking chicks.

tem said...

"But the bigger question is, free weekend = 3 couch nights but how many weeks (months?) of no sex does that equal?"


1) TP is too old for sex.

2) he has like 3 kids, there is no more sex.

3) he is old so even if he could have sex he would have to choose between doing that or doing something he'd rather do because he can't do both.

tem said...

4) TP = Al Bundy cmtp = Peg Bundy

El Padrino said...

if Tp is getting sex ima be pissed

El Padrino said...

so fla coach fird*

tem said...

he knows ROMANCE

Steve said...

Kelly



Wooooooohooooooo!!

El Padrino said...

i dont care but now leno will go on for a half hour? then Conan, then Fallon?

wft

four commercials and we are talking like 13 minutes of leno

what a shitshow

Beth said...

RE: TP and sex

Y'all have forgotten about Viagra.

tem said...

viagra doesn't help the fact that he is married with 3 kids...or 2.

Steve said...

"i dont care but now leno will go on for a half hour? then Conan, then Fallon?"


they completely botched all that up. i used to watch Leno and Conan. now i'll watch neither.

Beth said...

RE: Kelly

Wow, Veronica Corningstone sure was young in that picture.

tem said...

or 4 or whatever.

tem said...

and blue was talking sex the other day....cmblue just kicked one out, isn't she on the shelf for awhile?

tem said...

i heard fallon is getting the 30 minute slot, then conan and then leno.

Beth said...

"i used to watch Leno and Conan."

You watched Leno? Yikes, here I thought the helmet comments were just jokes but now I'm not so sure.

tem said...

"Florida defensive line coach Dan McCarney, former Auburn coach Tommy Tuberville, who has strong ties in the state of Florida from his tenure on Miami's coaching staff, and Michigan offensive coordinator Calvin Magee are expected to be candidates to replace Leavitt"


magee would do well there i think.

Beth said...

"and blue was talking sex the other day....cmblue just kicked one out, isn't she on the shelf for awhile?"

Maybe he was talking about the hot receptionist.

El Padrino said...

"isn't she on the shelf for awhile?"

blue's a nasty bastard than, normally a women will bleed up to or longer than a month or more (4-6 weeks) after childbirth.

El Padrino said...

however there have been cases of women only bleeding for a week

El Padrino said...

women are complex, everything about them, they are like ships in a bottle

tem said...

maybe she had a c section.

Steve said...

"blue's a nasty bastard than"

maybe she was a c-section

tem said...

or maybe he is butt fucking her.

Beth said...

Subtle tem, subtle.

tem said...

yeah i was going for subtle.

Kevin said...

Dear Keith,
Your video Devin Hester Punt Return vs. Arizona Cardinals has become popular on YouTube, and you're eligible to apply for the YouTube Partnership Program, which allows you to make money from playbacks of your video.



Suite

tem said...

good work. who is keith? can kevin take his money?

tem said...

NFL might get pissed if you profit from videos of NFL games.

Spaceman Spiff said...

if mccoys shoulder was really hurt, no way he is able to put his pads and jersey back on, i agree with the he stayed out because the draft is in a couple months theory

Kevin said...

"funny to joke about, but the reality of the situation would be mind bottling."



EINHORN IS A MAN!!

Steve said...

i think there is a video of hsil doing some sort of dumb dance on Keith's youtube page.

if it's the right page.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem check the hands for manliness too

Kevin said...

"milk gets drunk with cookies only"


Milk gets drunk almost every night with dinner

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo up

Spaceman Spiff said...

milk at dinner is not in my repertoire

Spaceman Spiff said...

bolder

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