Monday, January 25, 2010

Uninspired

Fuck that guy
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Verrrrrrrrrrry nice ending to your season
Really, fuck that guy
Everyone has had enough of your bullshit

2 reasons I loved the outcome of the Vikes game. #1, obviously, is that Bert is a giant douche that we're all tired of seeing. It's awsome* that he ended their season in typical Bert fashion. He had the entire state of Minny roped in, and then he drops the late INT. Fucking awsome*. #2 is that my sister's husband is a Vikings fan. I hate him more than any person in the world. I have never been more happy to see a team lose than I was when that final FG went through. With that being said, I will be rooting for Indy. I hate them < than I hate the Saints.

It is goddman cold here. Obviously this is relatively speaking. I get it, East Coast. Cold here is not the same as cold there. I've lived in the midwest, I understand all that. But it's cold here. I'm ready for winter to be over.

I need to backwash my pool to fix the pump, apparently. I don't know how to do that, though. Home ownership is fun until you have to do shit like that.

Dallas put on a shooting clinic that crushed the Knicks' spirits, ignoring the absence of two starters and rolling to the biggest win in franchise history with a 128-78 victory Sunday. IN YOU FACE, LP

Rev is making a trip to the left coast. If ever there was a time that California was gonna break off from the rest of the country, it'll be when rev steps foot inside the border.

New season of softball started tonight. Playing on a different team. We're in the lowest league. It should be fun. ETEO.

263 comments:

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ToddPacker said...

for some reason i was rooting for bert

ToddPacker said...

...maybe because he is older than me

Beth said...

"#2 is that my sister's husband is a Vikings fan."

It's funny how you'll root against a team just cause of who is rooting for them. I know an incredibly insufferable Saints fan and just cause of her I'm rooting for the Colts. What makes it even worst* is I don't think she ever cared about any football before this season but now can't stop talking about the Saints.

Steve said...

"I hate him more than any person in the world."

you hate the guy thats porking your sister.

INSOS

Beth said...

"you hate the guy thats porking your sister"

Kev probably thinks his sister is like hsil and still a virgin.

El Pad said...

had no idea keef even had a sister

El Pad said...

twas a great game man
colt game was good too, valiant effort ny the lil engine that could

El Pad said...

i dont like these british people, they have funny hair and accents

Beth said...

i dont like these NY people, they have funny hair and accents

*fixed

H said...

Good fix

El Pad said...

i dont like these Boston people, they have funny hair and accents

*double ficed

ToddPacker said...

"Good fix"

atlanta and boston also work as good fixes

ToddPacker said...

DD

El Pad said...

i'll get to the bottom of this

Steve said...

"atlanta and boston also work as good fixes"


dont forgot Wisconsin. they're practicaly Canadian.

Steve said...

Ah?

blue said...

blue's sister lives in Minneapolis and is a vikings fan...she was visiting this weekend.

She's not dumb though, she tolt me before the game that AP fumbles too much...and then when the vikes had the 12 men in the huddle penalty blue said "now they'll have to throw the ball to get in FG range", and she said "that frightens me, I'm afraid farve* will throw another interception trying to make too much happen"

sblue knows her vikings football

Beth said...

sblue is smrt.

Steve said...

is she hot?

blue said...

did you miss the part about how she lives in minneapolis?

lets just say that she fits in very well there.

El Pad said...

Obama Uses Teleprompters During Speech at Elementary School...


hahahah now that's funny

El Pad said...

Scientist: Search for aliens should start on Earth...


agreed

Beth said...

"did you miss the part about how she lives in minneapolis?
lets just say that she fits in very well there"

So she's short, married to a spouse with tons of drama with her kids, is bisexual and loves Coors Light and Lysol?

blue said...

that would be bemidji

Beth said...

Close enough I figured.

El Pad said...

Also, he's an unabashed pro-life supporter; his mother, Pam, was advised by her doctor late in Tebow's pregnancy to abort the baby because it was a dangerous pregnancy. Her refusal led to Tebow's compelling life -- and also to a 30-second Super Bowl commercial by Tebow and Pam (sponsored by Focus on the Family) that will add to Tebow-mania.

wft

blue said...

lets just say that she could probably man the left tackle spot for the vikings if he got injured.

El Pad said...

wow

El Pad said...

"Favre tells Werder he's "highly unlikely" to play again"

hear we go with this shit

ToddPacker said...

"wft"

yeah, kev and i talked about this last week... i'm surprised you don't remember reading those comments (s)

Steve said...

"Also, he's an unabashed pro-life supporter; his mother, Pam, was advised by her doctor late in Tebow's pregnancy to abort the baby because it was a dangerous pregnancy. Her refusal led to Tebow's compelling life -- and also to a 30-second Super Bowl commercial by Tebow and Pam (sponsored by Focus on the Family) that will add to Tebow-mania."


if this isn't a reason to be pro-choice i don't know what is.

ToddPacker said...

"if this isn't a reason to be pro-choice i don't know what is"

funny

Steve said...

i am very much looking forward to the "Tebow had sex with hookers" story breaking.

ToddPacker said...

"i am very much looking forward to the "Tebow had sex with hookers" story breaking."

i think you might be waiting a long time.... i thought for sure he would have some type of issue by now, but i think he is the real deal tesus

Beth said...

"i think you might be waiting a long time.... i thought for sure he would have some type of issue by now, but i think he is the real deal tesus"

Just like we all thought about Tiger...

El Pad said...

nancy kerrigans brother beat her father to death

El Pad said...

i feel bad for kod, that must have been an excrutiating loss

hard to hate the saints though

Steve said...

"i think you might be waiting a long time"

you may be right. such a shame. to be a young, stud quarterback at a major football school in Flordia and not be slaying the pussy.

he's let down men everywhere.

El Pad said...

i drank a case of beer this weekend

ns

El Pad said...

great pic on wwl

ToddPacker said...

"Just like we all thought about Tiger..."


similar, but i never thought of tiger as a "crazy religious" guy

ToddPacker said...

"he's let down men everywhere"

true

Spaceman Spiff said...

"you may be right. such a shame. to be a young, stud quarterback at a major football school in Flordia and not be slaying the pussy."

he's doing lucy pinder

NS

/kev

ToddPacker said...

"great pic on wwl"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I wish he was my dad said...

i feel bad for kod, that must have been an excrutiating loss

killer for sure; not quite as bad as 1998, but close

Keith S said...

"you hate the guy thats porking your sister."

Has nothing to do with that. He's a giant a-hole. And he likes Star Wars. And he's like 5'4" but thinks he's 6'5"

Keith S said...

"Kev probably thinks his sister is like hsil and still a virgin."

Except for the 2 kids

El Pad said...

keef your name is superdouche, if this is a nsfw name let me know

and this is your pic
here

i'll email you the email when i get home, if you give me your email address but i know i'm at least 4 games over .500 i think more my memory is shit

Keith S said...

"had no idea keef even had a sister"


Jesus, stop. We've had this discussion. I don't talk to her anymore

El Pad said...

"killer for sure; not quite as bad as 2000, but close"

fixed

El Pad said...

"Jesus, stop. We've had this discussion. I don't talk to her anymore"

i was here for this "discussion" you speak of, apologies

El Pad said...

*not, not here

Keith S said...

"keef your name is superdouche, if this is a nsfw name let me know

and this is your pic
here

i'll email you the email when i get home, if you give me your email address but i know i'm at least 4 games over .500 i think more my memory is shit"


So apparently you lookt* at but didn't read the part about our bets canceling each other out, right?

Keith S said...

" i was here for this "discussion" you speak of, apologies

*not, not here"



Except the except* opposite. I talkt* about how I don't talk with her anymore and you mentioned some shit about your sister.

Keith S said...

Gary Coleman was arrested yesterday in Santaquin, Utah, for one count of domestic assault.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Gary Coleman was arrested yesterday in Santaquin, Utah, for one count of domestic assault."

phenomenal mug shot

El Pad said...

"So apparently you lookt* at but didn't read the part about our bets canceling each other out, right?"

ok

El Pad said...

"Except the except* opposite. I talkt* about how I don't talk with her anymore and you mentioned some shit about your sister."

really

Keith S said...

spiff is right

Keith S said...

"really"


really

H said...

"great pic on wwl"

The Saints celebrating?

Spaceman Spiff said...

being tall sucks

/el pad

El Pad said...

this is gonna come off a racist but gary coleman REALLY looks like a gorilla

El Pad said...

The Saints celebrating?

yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

mtv wants jersey shore season 2, but some of the cast is holding out for more money, may have to replace them

El Pad said...

"mtv wants jersey shore season 2, but some of the cast is holding out for more money, may have to replace them"

wont be as good as the first one

El Pad said...

no matter if they all return or not

jwoww wanted to do a jersey shore type show for hamptons instead

Beth said...

"killer for sure; not quite as bad as 1998, but close"

Not sure what you're talking about kod, 1998 was a great NFC championship game.

El Pad said...

nanzy looks like he wants peytons cock

I wish he was my dad said...

1987, 1998, 2009; looks like I'll be heartbroken again in 2020 (or, early 2021 to be exact)

-2000 was bad too....but not nearly as rough as the 3 NFC championship games above

El Pad said...

"-2000 was bad too....but not nearly as rough as the 3 NFC championship games above"


41-0

I wish he was my dad said...

41-0

yep; I knew it was over about 10 minutes into the game.

I'd prefer a close gut punching loss to a blowout any day...but the gp games stick with me a lot longer. I still wonder what would have happened if Darren Nelson catches the ball in the endzone, if Gary Anderson drains that kick, if Favre runs a couple yards and slides or at least throws the ball away.

-in 2000; there are no what-ifs...we got our asses handed to us by a vastly superior team

Keith S said...

I just saw a dead body


ns

Keith S said...

Accident in front of me on the freeway, a big truck smasht* into a small car from behind and there was what lookt* like some overweight lady smashed underneath the car

Steve said...

got some jap food. the hot sauce might be the hottest sauce i've ever had.


i'm sweating here.

El Pad said...

damn keef, shake it off it's not your fault

Keith S said...

You need to save the hot sauce for your steaks


/LP

Steve said...

don't fuck with me ep, not you man!

Keith S said...

"damn keef, shake it off it's not your fault"

I'm a little shook

Jugdish said...

i drove by an accident on the freeway where i saw emt's doing chest compressions on someone...i was shook

Jugdish said...

I'm a little shook


shit like that doesn't faze me


/mize

I wish he was my dad said...

sorry Keith, that is very disturbring (ns)

I saw someone die in front of me once, many many years ago, and I still get shook when I think back on it

isiah thompson said...

i think you might be waiting a long time.... i thought for sure he would have some type of issue by now, but i think he is the real deal tesus


I bet he's gay.

ns

Keith S said...

gay people don't usually have lisps

El Pad said...

it's windy out

60mph

woe

El Pad said...

"League sources have told Yahoo! Sports that the Suns are increasing their efforts to trade forward Amare Stoudemire."

didnt they do this last year

isiah thompson said...

the Suns have been in a tailspin in their last 20 games or so.

I bet Amar'e gets traded.

El Pad said...

any of you southerners know how to make chicken and dumplings

Keith S said...

I know how to make chicken in* waffles


/steve

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity vid

isiah thompson said...

hilarity vid

staged

Jugdish said...

no way zeke, that dress was like 100 dollars!



s

El Pad said...

free pizza

monday just got better

Jugdish said...

stealing from the community fridge again?


s

Meiz said...

"had no idea keef even had a sister"


Are you fuckin' kidding me?

Meiz said...

I'm not at work

Jugdish said...

"had no idea keef even had a sister"



and who is this keef?

s

El Pad said...

"Are you fuckin' kidding me?"

starting to remember a bit now

it's bad

El Pad said...

i just remember him mentioning her then we got into a "not talking to family" members debate

i think

Meiz said...

"starting to remember a bit now

it's bad"


Dude's the reason Keith HATES Star Wars.

El Pad said...

1st time since 1993 both #1 seeds advance

Meiz said...

I think I'm gonna watch that today

Keith S said...

"I think I'm gonna watch that today"


Gross

H said...

HELP!!

My laptop is downloading something every time i connect to the internet. it is a pretty big file which obviously is bad when using a wireless card cuz it is chewing up my usage. How do I figure out wtf it is and stop it??????

Peter said...

The way Brett Favre played yesterday should be used as a measuring stick for anybody who completes in anything - because even chess players and bocce ball players should have learned something yesterday. Your measure a competitor by the amount of times he comes back at you after you throw it alllll at him. 40 year old 'bag of bones' Brett Favre took some beatin' yesterday - but he played his heart out and finished the game on his feet. He's not afraid to try - or make mistakes (clearly). But nobody is perfect, and so, when we try to make something out of nothing, sometimes you strike gold and sometimes you strike rock - but in the end, all you can do is put forth your best effort.
Only one team out of 32 can get it done ever year. Therefore, more often than not - you will fail.
Perhaps past champions can appreciate their Super Bowl win(s) a bit more after seeing how hard it is - year in and year out - to reach to the top of the mountain.

Let it be understood:
His passion for the game is undeniable.
But even more important than that - he had a hell of a season - after MANY people thought he couldn't/shouldn't compete anymore.

Winning it all would have been a dream - but having the season that he had more than justifies his return to the NFL (though not so much with the Vikings even though going into this season the only teams that fit him like a glove were NFC North teams - Chicago and Minny)

Thanks for a great season Brett.

and IF you are done - a great career.

and IF not - whatever man - keep on playing.

and IF maybe - who cares, come back until YOU think you're done.



Bottom line:
you cant win games if you put the ball on the ground alllll game long. for get the big spots and bad timing and all that. In general, on a regular day, in a regular game - you cant win if you put the ball on the ground 5-6 times. its a miracle that the game was even close - and that goes to show you how BAADDDDDD this Saints team is.

The Colts are going to WAAAAAALUP them. You heard it here first.
Colts 42 Saints 24.

Keith S said...

scoreboard

Keith S said...

Go back to bed, Peter

El Pad said...

jesus wolf

Keith S said...

"The Colts are going to WAAAAAALUP them. You heard it here first. "

I heard it here first that the Vikings would beat NO

H said...

you guys are no help

Meiz said...

"HELP!!"


Anti-virus software, maybe?

Firefox?

Peter said...

"I heard it here first that the Vikings would beat NO"

That's true. That was the Vikes fan talking. I'm bitter I guess. Though they should have won. Too many mistakes.

Meiz said...

"jesus wolf"


Now you know how I feel sometimes

Meiz said...

"you guys are no help"


Sorry

El Pad said...

"Though they should have won. Too many mistakes."

bro, his last 3 throws with the exception of the Jets (the pass before his last completion however was a pick) were all picks

his last throw as a Falcon (INT)
his last throw as a Packer (INT)
his last throw as a Viking (INT)

unreal that the latter 2 both sealed his teams fate at a shot at the super bowl

ToddPacker said...

anyone see the line on the SB yet?

El Pad said...

amazing year for farve and crazy good viking team but karma is a bitch and other than the Saints, the Green Bay Packers won yesterday too

El Pad said...

"anyone see the line on the SB yet?"

cmon son, colts -4

blue said...

i never claimed to be any help

ToddPacker said...

"cmon son, colts -4"

tps

blue said...

i'm more of a nuisance than help

ToddPacker said...

i'd like to see bert come back for another year

ns

blue said...

so does this mean that bert will be able to play in the probowl this weekend?

El Pad said...

i appreciate farve skills, without a doubt i am still shocked he made a couple of throws yesterday that maybe 3 other qbs can make and they are all under 30 with the exception of manning

and he took an awful beating i mean they crunched his ass all day

romo would have thrown 8 picks under that duress

blue said...

but how would eli have done...or was that them manning you refer to?

El Pad said...

"but how would eli have done...or was that them manning you refer to?"

eli cant make that throw to rice up the middle that farve made, i was referring to peyton

Meiz said...

Wasn't Brett's last throw as a Jet a pick, too?

El Pad said...

octopusses are strong

bout 1:35 makr it gets interesting

El Pad said...

"Wasn't Brett's last throw as a Jet a pick, too?"

the throw right before it was, he completed a short pass after the Andre Goodman pick that ended up sealing the Dolphin win

Steve said...

Farve must need a smoke, cuase Peter just polished him off.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"HELP!!"

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"unreal that the latter 2 both sealed his teams fate at a shot at the super bowl"

yesterdays didnt, still could have won the coin flip, then the INT in overtime would have

Spaceman Spiff said...

H, you need to be more descriptive if you want potential help

Jugdish said...

The way Brett Favre played yesterday should be used as a measuring stick for anybody who completes in anything


Favre is very completitive

isiah thompson said...

Bert* is a 20 year vet, he should know not to make that throw.

learn something?

I learnt* Brent* has a learning disability - to throw that pass was ratarded*.

isiah thompson said...

Favre completes wolf.

"you had me at INT"

El Pad said...

"yesterdays didnt, still could have won the coin flip, then the INT in overtime would have"

but he blew the potential GW FG, albeit a 54 yarder or so

isiah thompson said...

I hope Berts* cadence before that throw was "belly option on two on two..."

isiah thompson said...

for real dough, people need to stop making excuses for Bert*.

dood choked in his last two biggest games.

dood isn't a "gun slinger" he's recklass.

Jugdish said...

for real dough, people need to stop making excuses for Bert*.



true...but they don't get there without him. i was happy to see them lose too

Meiz said...

I should eat something. Probably clam chowder.

El Pad said...

you guys think seattle takes tebow?

with pete carroll there maybe no?, they have two picks in the first round and hasselback is already done

Jugdish said...

mize, grill up some onions and peppers

isiah thompson said...

with pete carroll there maybe no?, they have two picks in the first round and hasselback is already done


no chance, PC runs a pro-style attack, Tesus ain't walking through that door.

Jugdish said...

sp predicted the 49ers would take tesus

El Pad said...

John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains “several sex acts.” And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD.

The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards “is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says ‘whoa’. She’s behind the camera at first.”

isiah thompson said...

man I beens* on hold with one of the courts here trying to pay this ticket. answer the phone son.

isiah thompson said...

John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains “several sex acts.”


it's a beard, dood is as gay as the day is long.

El Pad said...

"no chance, PC runs a pro-style attack, Tesus ain't walking through that door."

i know, i know but maybe tebow can pull off the pro-style attack?

i dont know, i'm confused, phillip rivers throws like a retard and he has done well

jus sayin

Meiz said...

"mize, grill up some onions and peppers"


I might Foreman my last 2 hot dogs

isiah thompson said...

i dont know, i'm confused, phillip rivers throws like a retard and he has done well

phil ran a prostyle at NC State though.

Meiz said...

I'm telling you guys, a GM for a shitty team should sign Vick & draft Tebow and run a full-time single wing offense.

isiah thompson said...

I might Foreman my last 2 hot dogs


boil them

1) they get cooked.
2) you got a something to wash them down with.

2 birds, 1 stone

done and done

Meiz said...

"i dont know, i'm confused, phillip rivers throws like a retard and he has done well"


Phil is actually a QB, Tebow was playing fullback a few years ago.

Jugdish said...

I'm telling you guys, a GM for a shitty team should sign Vick & draft Tebow and run a full-time single wing offense.



No team this small has ever been to the state championship!


movie?

Meiz said...

"boil them"


Gross

El Pad said...

i got mad gray hairs

Meiz said...

"i got mad gray hairs"


Me too. It sucks. The blonde hair masks it, though.

Meiz said...

Hi bossman

Meiz said...

That was just in case.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"but he blew the potential GW FG, albeit a 54 yarder or so"

you said sealed his teams fate

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i dont know, i'm confused, phillip rivers throws like a retard and he has done well"

rivers throws sidearm but it isnt slow mo, have you seen tebow's windup, they used the ms paint to follow it in the bowl game, shit was redonk

El Pad said...

"rivers throws sidearm but it isnt slow mo, have you seen tebow's windup, they used the ms paint to follow it in the bowl game, shit was redonk"

yeah it's slow, let's see how he looks at the combine

El Pad said...

sometimes when you watch brees you see that he tippy toes to see over the line and deliver a throw

it's funny

Meiz said...

FUCK YOUR RIMS

ToddPacker said...

tebow will be a grate* NFL QB....

....as long as he gets to play against the bearcats D every game

Spaceman Spiff said...

those 2 TD throws sanchez got off yesterday, tebow couldnt even dream of making those throws

Meiz said...

"yeah it's slow, let's see how he looks at the combine"


Are you serious?

The 49ers were deciding between Aaron Rodgers and Alex Smith, and the combine led them to Smith.

That's the day I stopped hating the Packers.

NS

I was gushing over them getting A-Rod at #24

El Pad said...

"Are you serious?"

well not for his draft stock just to see if he's worked on anything since the bowl game

I wish he was my dad said...

i'd like to see bert come back for another year

ns

me too, as does just about every Vikings fan I've heard weigh in on the subject. It Favre doesn't come back, I hope we trade for McNabb (ns)

Meiz said...

Why the fuck is this place so dogshit lately?

El Pad said...

was thinking the same thing

has lov jumped the shark?

El Pad said...

and why is freak going to italy again

Jugdish said...

part of his training to work at og

Spaceman Spiff said...

sock fabric in italy is exquisite

Steve said...

I don't know what she's done to be famous, but god bless her.

Spaceman Spiff said...

you dont know why a hot victoria's secret model is famous?

Jugdish said...

he wears a helmet

Steve said...

"you dont know why a hot victoria's secret model is famous?"

is that all? i thought she was on an MTV show too.

Spaceman Spiff said...

youre thinking of someone else then

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wonder if that 'virus' took over H's computer

Steve said...

haha.

that was funny. my computer is downloading a file...help.


hey H, my car won't start....what's with it?

Steve said...

i've done enough tps for a monday.


now i'm bored.

Spaceman Spiff said...

that derrick rose dunk hasnt gotten any less awesome

El Pad said...

Kevin McClure, who actually is one of my managers at work, is a dye hard Pirates’ fan.


dye, hdh

Keith S said...

Story of the dead person I saw

Keith S said...

"The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards “is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says ‘whoa’. She’s behind the camera at first.”"


SBNS that LP posted this

Steve said...

"Let them filibuster," says Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell, who thinks Republicans should be held to the rules and made to talk continuously around the clock. "If we roll up our sleeves and play guts ball, we can win," says Rendell, who believes Americans would side with Obama. He likens it to the government shutdown of 1995 that grew out of a budget dispute between President Clinton and Republican Speaker Newt Gingrich. Clinton stood firm and the public backed him, forcing Gingrich to capitulate. It was a clash worthy of Avatar, and a reminder of how far a little backbone can go, with voters raging at spineless bureaucrats and elected officials.

amen, brotha. amen

Keith S said...

"mize, grill up some onions and peppers"



I don't have the space

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Associated Press is reporting the Phoenix woman had just lost custody of her children and apparently committed suicide by jumping out of the back seat of a crew-cab truck she was riding in with her mother and sister."

wonder if she did a barrel roll

Steve said...

Looks like Haiti needs about 100,000 tents.

Fuck them. We're gonna have use for those in a few years.

Steve said...

of all the different ways to kill yourself, jumping out of a car would never occur to me.


i bet she didn't really expect to die, just get banged up and get a little attention.


woops.

El Pad said...

eteo

whats thst mean again

and meiz whats SMH

Beth said...

"of all the different ways to kill yourself, jumping out of a car would never occur to me"

Well that's cause it's hard to kill yourself jumping out of a car when you're wearing a helmet.

(too easy)

Beth said...

eteo = except the exact opposite

Jugdish said...

eteo = except the exact opposite

Meiz said...

"and meiz whats SMH"


Shaking my head

Steve said...

"Well that's cause it's hard to kill yourself jumping out of a car when you're always pinned in the back seat."

/beth


(also too easy)

El Pad said...

so gay

El Pad said...

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