Fuck that guy
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Verrrrrrrrrrry nice ending to your season
Really, fuck that guy
Everyone has had enough of your bullshit
2 reasons I loved the outcome of the Vikes game. #1, obviously, is that Bert is a giant douche that we're all tired of seeing. It's awsome* that he ended their season in typical Bert fashion. He had the entire state of Minny roped in, and then he drops the late INT. Fucking awsome*. #2 is that my sister's husband is a Vikings fan. I hate him more than any person in the world. I have never been more happy to see a team lose than I was when that final FG went through. With that being said, I will be rooting for Indy. I hate them < than I hate the Saints.
It is goddman cold here. Obviously this is relatively speaking. I get it, East Coast. Cold here is not the same as cold there. I've lived in the midwest, I understand all that. But it's cold here. I'm ready for winter to be over.
I need to backwash my pool to fix the pump, apparently. I don't know how to do that, though. Home ownership is fun until you have to do shit like that.
Dallas put on a shooting clinic that crushed the Knicks' spirits, ignoring the absence of two starters and rolling to the biggest win in franchise history with a 128-78 victory Sunday. IN YOU FACE, LP
Rev is making a trip to the left coast. If ever there was a time that California was gonna break off from the rest of the country, it'll be when rev steps foot inside the border.
New season of softball started tonight. Playing on a different team. We're in the lowest league. It should be fun. ETEO.
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...maybe because he is older than me
"#2 is that my sister's husband is a Vikings fan."
It's funny how you'll root against a team just cause of who is rooting for them. I know an incredibly insufferable Saints fan and just cause of her I'm rooting for the Colts. What makes it even worst* is I don't think she ever cared about any football before this season but now can't stop talking about the Saints.
"I hate him more than any person in the world."
you hate the guy thats porking your sister.
INSOS
"you hate the guy thats porking your sister"
Kev probably thinks his sister is like hsil and still a virgin.
had no idea keef even had a sister
twas a great game man
colt game was good too, valiant effort ny the lil engine that could
i dont like these british people, they have funny hair and accents
i dont like these NY people, they have funny hair and accents
*fixed
Good fix
i dont like these Boston people, they have funny hair and accents
*double ficed
"Good fix"
atlanta and boston also work as good fixes
DD
i'll get to the bottom of this
"atlanta and boston also work as good fixes"
dont forgot Wisconsin. they're practicaly Canadian.
Ah?
blue's sister lives in Minneapolis and is a vikings fan...she was visiting this weekend.
She's not dumb though, she tolt me before the game that AP fumbles too much...and then when the vikes had the 12 men in the huddle penalty blue said "now they'll have to throw the ball to get in FG range", and she said "that frightens me, I'm afraid farve* will throw another interception trying to make too much happen"
sblue knows her vikings football
sblue is smrt.
is she hot?
did you miss the part about how she lives in minneapolis?
lets just say that she fits in very well there.
Obama Uses Teleprompters During Speech at Elementary School...
hahahah now that's funny
Scientist: Search for aliens should start on Earth...
agreed
"did you miss the part about how she lives in minneapolis?
lets just say that she fits in very well there"
So she's short, married to a spouse with tons of drama with her kids, is bisexual and loves Coors Light and Lysol?
that would be bemidji
Close enough I figured.
Also, he's an unabashed pro-life supporter; his mother, Pam, was advised by her doctor late in Tebow's pregnancy to abort the baby because it was a dangerous pregnancy. Her refusal led to Tebow's compelling life -- and also to a 30-second Super Bowl commercial by Tebow and Pam (sponsored by Focus on the Family) that will add to Tebow-mania.
wft
lets just say that she could probably man the left tackle spot for the vikings if he got injured.
wow
"Favre tells Werder he's "highly unlikely" to play again"
hear we go with this shit
"wft"
yeah, kev and i talked about this last week... i'm surprised you don't remember reading those comments (s)
"Also, he's an unabashed pro-life supporter; his mother, Pam, was advised by her doctor late in Tebow's pregnancy to abort the baby because it was a dangerous pregnancy. Her refusal led to Tebow's compelling life -- and also to a 30-second Super Bowl commercial by Tebow and Pam (sponsored by Focus on the Family) that will add to Tebow-mania."
if this isn't a reason to be pro-choice i don't know what is.
"if this isn't a reason to be pro-choice i don't know what is"
funny
i am very much looking forward to the "Tebow had sex with hookers" story breaking.
"i am very much looking forward to the "Tebow had sex with hookers" story breaking."
i think you might be waiting a long time.... i thought for sure he would have some type of issue by now, but i think he is the real deal tesus
"i think you might be waiting a long time.... i thought for sure he would have some type of issue by now, but i think he is the real deal tesus"
Just like we all thought about Tiger...
nancy kerrigans brother beat her father to death
i feel bad for kod, that must have been an excrutiating loss
hard to hate the saints though
"i think you might be waiting a long time"
you may be right. such a shame. to be a young, stud quarterback at a major football school in Flordia and not be slaying the pussy.
he's let down men everywhere.
i drank a case of beer this weekend
ns
great pic on wwl
"Just like we all thought about Tiger..."
similar, but i never thought of tiger as a "crazy religious" guy
"he's let down men everywhere"
true
"you may be right. such a shame. to be a young, stud quarterback at a major football school in Flordia and not be slaying the pussy."
he's doing lucy pinder
NS
/kev
"great pic on wwl"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
i feel bad for kod, that must have been an excrutiating loss
killer for sure; not quite as bad as 1998, but close
"you hate the guy thats porking your sister."
Has nothing to do with that. He's a giant a-hole. And he likes Star Wars. And he's like 5'4" but thinks he's 6'5"
"Kev probably thinks his sister is like hsil and still a virgin."
Except for the 2 kids
keef your name is superdouche, if this is a nsfw name let me know
and this is your pic
here
i'll email you the email when i get home, if you give me your email address but i know i'm at least 4 games over .500 i think more my memory is shit
"had no idea keef even had a sister"
Jesus, stop. We've had this discussion. I don't talk to her anymore
"killer for sure; not quite as bad as 2000, but close"
fixed
"Jesus, stop. We've had this discussion. I don't talk to her anymore"
i was here for this "discussion" you speak of, apologies
*not, not here
"keef your name is superdouche, if this is a nsfw name let me know
and this is your pic
here
i'll email you the email when i get home, if you give me your email address but i know i'm at least 4 games over .500 i think more my memory is shit"
So apparently you lookt* at but didn't read the part about our bets canceling each other out, right?
" i was here for this "discussion" you speak of, apologies
*not, not here"
Except the except* opposite. I talkt* about how I don't talk with her anymore and you mentioned some shit about your sister.
Gary Coleman was arrested yesterday in Santaquin, Utah, for one count of domestic assault.
"Gary Coleman was arrested yesterday in Santaquin, Utah, for one count of domestic assault."
phenomenal mug shot
"So apparently you lookt* at but didn't read the part about our bets canceling each other out, right?"
ok
"Except the except* opposite. I talkt* about how I don't talk with her anymore and you mentioned some shit about your sister."
really
spiff is right
"really"
really
"great pic on wwl"
The Saints celebrating?
being tall sucks
/el pad
this is gonna come off a racist but gary coleman REALLY looks like a gorilla
The Saints celebrating?
yes
mtv wants jersey shore season 2, but some of the cast is holding out for more money, may have to replace them
"mtv wants jersey shore season 2, but some of the cast is holding out for more money, may have to replace them"
wont be as good as the first one
no matter if they all return or not
jwoww wanted to do a jersey shore type show for hamptons instead
"killer for sure; not quite as bad as 1998, but close"
Not sure what you're talking about kod, 1998 was a great NFC championship game.
nanzy looks like he wants peytons cock
1987, 1998, 2009; looks like I'll be heartbroken again in 2020 (or, early 2021 to be exact)
-2000 was bad too....but not nearly as rough as the 3 NFC championship games above
"-2000 was bad too....but not nearly as rough as the 3 NFC championship games above"
41-0
41-0
yep; I knew it was over about 10 minutes into the game.
I'd prefer a close gut punching loss to a blowout any day...but the gp games stick with me a lot longer. I still wonder what would have happened if Darren Nelson catches the ball in the endzone, if Gary Anderson drains that kick, if Favre runs a couple yards and slides or at least throws the ball away.
-in 2000; there are no what-ifs...we got our asses handed to us by a vastly superior team
I just saw a dead body
ns
Accident in front of me on the freeway, a big truck smasht* into a small car from behind and there was what lookt* like some overweight lady smashed underneath the car
got some jap food. the hot sauce might be the hottest sauce i've ever had.
i'm sweating here.
damn keef, shake it off it's not your fault
You need to save the hot sauce for your steaks
/LP
don't fuck with me ep, not you man!
"damn keef, shake it off it's not your fault"
I'm a little shook
i drove by an accident on the freeway where i saw emt's doing chest compressions on someone...i was shook
I'm a little shook
shit like that doesn't faze me
/mize
sorry Keith, that is very disturbring (ns)
I saw someone die in front of me once, many many years ago, and I still get shook when I think back on it
i think you might be waiting a long time.... i thought for sure he would have some type of issue by now, but i think he is the real deal tesus
I bet he's gay.
ns
gay people don't usually have lisps
it's windy out
60mph
woe
"League sources have told Yahoo! Sports that the Suns are increasing their efforts to trade forward Amare Stoudemire."
didnt they do this last year
the Suns have been in a tailspin in their last 20 games or so.
I bet Amar'e gets traded.
any of you southerners know how to make chicken and dumplings
I know how to make chicken in* waffles
/steve
hilarity vid
hilarity vid
staged
no way zeke, that dress was like 100 dollars!
s
free pizza
monday just got better
stealing from the community fridge again?
s
"had no idea keef even had a sister"
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
I'm not at work
"had no idea keef even had a sister"
and who is this keef?
s
"Are you fuckin' kidding me?"
starting to remember a bit now
it's bad
i just remember him mentioning her then we got into a "not talking to family" members debate
i think
"starting to remember a bit now
it's bad"
Dude's the reason Keith HATES Star Wars.
1st time since 1993 both #1 seeds advance
I think I'm gonna watch that today
"I think I'm gonna watch that today"
Gross
HELP!!
My laptop is downloading something every time i connect to the internet. it is a pretty big file which obviously is bad when using a wireless card cuz it is chewing up my usage. How do I figure out wtf it is and stop it??????
The way Brett Favre played yesterday should be used as a measuring stick for anybody who completes in anything - because even chess players and bocce ball players should have learned something yesterday. Your measure a competitor by the amount of times he comes back at you after you throw it alllll at him. 40 year old 'bag of bones' Brett Favre took some beatin' yesterday - but he played his heart out and finished the game on his feet. He's not afraid to try - or make mistakes (clearly). But nobody is perfect, and so, when we try to make something out of nothing, sometimes you strike gold and sometimes you strike rock - but in the end, all you can do is put forth your best effort.
Only one team out of 32 can get it done ever year. Therefore, more often than not - you will fail.
Perhaps past champions can appreciate their Super Bowl win(s) a bit more after seeing how hard it is - year in and year out - to reach to the top of the mountain.
Let it be understood:
His passion for the game is undeniable.
But even more important than that - he had a hell of a season - after MANY people thought he couldn't/shouldn't compete anymore.
Winning it all would have been a dream - but having the season that he had more than justifies his return to the NFL (though not so much with the Vikings even though going into this season the only teams that fit him like a glove were NFC North teams - Chicago and Minny)
Thanks for a great season Brett.
and IF you are done - a great career.
and IF not - whatever man - keep on playing.
and IF maybe - who cares, come back until YOU think you're done.
Bottom line:
you cant win games if you put the ball on the ground alllll game long. for get the big spots and bad timing and all that. In general, on a regular day, in a regular game - you cant win if you put the ball on the ground 5-6 times. its a miracle that the game was even close - and that goes to show you how BAADDDDDD this Saints team is.
The Colts are going to WAAAAAALUP them. You heard it here first.
Colts 42 Saints 24.
scoreboard
Go back to bed, Peter
jesus wolf
"The Colts are going to WAAAAAALUP them. You heard it here first. "
I heard it here first that the Vikings would beat NO
you guys are no help
"HELP!!"
Anti-virus software, maybe?
Firefox?
"I heard it here first that the Vikings would beat NO"
That's true. That was the Vikes fan talking. I'm bitter I guess. Though they should have won. Too many mistakes.
"jesus wolf"
Now you know how I feel sometimes
"you guys are no help"
Sorry
"Though they should have won. Too many mistakes."
bro, his last 3 throws with the exception of the Jets (the pass before his last completion however was a pick) were all picks
his last throw as a Falcon (INT)
his last throw as a Packer (INT)
his last throw as a Viking (INT)
unreal that the latter 2 both sealed his teams fate at a shot at the super bowl
anyone see the line on the SB yet?
amazing year for farve and crazy good viking team but karma is a bitch and other than the Saints, the Green Bay Packers won yesterday too
"anyone see the line on the SB yet?"
cmon son, colts -4
i never claimed to be any help
"cmon son, colts -4"
tps
i'm more of a nuisance than help
i'd like to see bert come back for another year
ns
so does this mean that bert will be able to play in the probowl this weekend?
i appreciate farve skills, without a doubt i am still shocked he made a couple of throws yesterday that maybe 3 other qbs can make and they are all under 30 with the exception of manning
and he took an awful beating i mean they crunched his ass all day
romo would have thrown 8 picks under that duress
but how would eli have done...or was that them manning you refer to?
"but how would eli have done...or was that them manning you refer to?"
eli cant make that throw to rice up the middle that farve made, i was referring to peyton
Wasn't Brett's last throw as a Jet a pick, too?
octopusses are strong
bout 1:35 makr it gets interesting
"Wasn't Brett's last throw as a Jet a pick, too?"
the throw right before it was, he completed a short pass after the Andre Goodman pick that ended up sealing the Dolphin win
Farve must need a smoke, cuase Peter just polished him off.
"HELP!!"
hilarity
"unreal that the latter 2 both sealed his teams fate at a shot at the super bowl"
yesterdays didnt, still could have won the coin flip, then the INT in overtime would have
H, you need to be more descriptive if you want potential help
The way Brett Favre played yesterday should be used as a measuring stick for anybody who completes in anything
Favre is very completitive
Bert* is a 20 year vet, he should know not to make that throw.
learn something?
I learnt* Brent* has a learning disability - to throw that pass was ratarded*.
Favre completes wolf.
"you had me at INT"
"yesterdays didnt, still could have won the coin flip, then the INT in overtime would have"
but he blew the potential GW FG, albeit a 54 yarder or so
I hope Berts* cadence before that throw was "belly option on two on two..."
for real dough, people need to stop making excuses for Bert*.
dood choked in his last two biggest games.
dood isn't a "gun slinger" he's recklass.
for real dough, people need to stop making excuses for Bert*.
true...but they don't get there without him. i was happy to see them lose too
I should eat something. Probably clam chowder.
you guys think seattle takes tebow?
with pete carroll there maybe no?, they have two picks in the first round and hasselback is already done
mize, grill up some onions and peppers
with pete carroll there maybe no?, they have two picks in the first round and hasselback is already done
no chance, PC runs a pro-style attack, Tesus ain't walking through that door.
sp predicted the 49ers would take tesus
John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains “several sex acts.” And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD.
The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards “is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says ‘whoa’. She’s behind the camera at first.”
man I beens* on hold with one of the courts here trying to pay this ticket. answer the phone son.
John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains “several sex acts.”
it's a beard, dood is as gay as the day is long.
"no chance, PC runs a pro-style attack, Tesus ain't walking through that door."
i know, i know but maybe tebow can pull off the pro-style attack?
i dont know, i'm confused, phillip rivers throws like a retard and he has done well
jus sayin
"mize, grill up some onions and peppers"
I might Foreman my last 2 hot dogs
i dont know, i'm confused, phillip rivers throws like a retard and he has done well
phil ran a prostyle at NC State though.
I'm telling you guys, a GM for a shitty team should sign Vick & draft Tebow and run a full-time single wing offense.
I might Foreman my last 2 hot dogs
boil them
1) they get cooked.
2) you got a something to wash them down with.
2 birds, 1 stone
done and done
"i dont know, i'm confused, phillip rivers throws like a retard and he has done well"
Phil is actually a QB, Tebow was playing fullback a few years ago.
I'm telling you guys, a GM for a shitty team should sign Vick & draft Tebow and run a full-time single wing offense.
No team this small has ever been to the state championship!
movie?
"boil them"
Gross
i got mad gray hairs
"i got mad gray hairs"
Me too. It sucks. The blonde hair masks it, though.
Hi bossman
That was just in case.
"but he blew the potential GW FG, albeit a 54 yarder or so"
you said sealed his teams fate
"i dont know, i'm confused, phillip rivers throws like a retard and he has done well"
rivers throws sidearm but it isnt slow mo, have you seen tebow's windup, they used the ms paint to follow it in the bowl game, shit was redonk
"rivers throws sidearm but it isnt slow mo, have you seen tebow's windup, they used the ms paint to follow it in the bowl game, shit was redonk"
yeah it's slow, let's see how he looks at the combine
sometimes when you watch brees you see that he tippy toes to see over the line and deliver a throw
it's funny
FUCK YOUR RIMS
tebow will be a grate* NFL QB....
....as long as he gets to play against the bearcats D every game
those 2 TD throws sanchez got off yesterday, tebow couldnt even dream of making those throws
"yeah it's slow, let's see how he looks at the combine"
Are you serious?
The 49ers were deciding between Aaron Rodgers and Alex Smith, and the combine led them to Smith.
That's the day I stopped hating the Packers.
NS
I was gushing over them getting A-Rod at #24
"Are you serious?"
well not for his draft stock just to see if he's worked on anything since the bowl game
i'd like to see bert come back for another year
ns
me too, as does just about every Vikings fan I've heard weigh in on the subject. It Favre doesn't come back, I hope we trade for McNabb (ns)
Why the fuck is this place so dogshit lately?
was thinking the same thing
has lov jumped the shark?
and why is freak going to italy again
part of his training to work at og
sock fabric in italy is exquisite
I don't know what she's done to be famous, but god bless her.
you dont know why a hot victoria's secret model is famous?
he wears a helmet
"you dont know why a hot victoria's secret model is famous?"
is that all? i thought she was on an MTV show too.
youre thinking of someone else then
i wonder if that 'virus' took over H's computer
haha.
that was funny. my computer is downloading a file...help.
hey H, my car won't start....what's with it?
i've done enough tps for a monday.
now i'm bored.
that derrick rose dunk hasnt gotten any less awesome
Kevin McClure, who actually is one of my managers at work, is a dye hard Pirates’ fan.
dye, hdh
Story of the dead person I saw
"The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards “is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says ‘whoa’. She’s behind the camera at first.”"
SBNS that LP posted this
"Let them filibuster," says Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell, who thinks Republicans should be held to the rules and made to talk continuously around the clock. "If we roll up our sleeves and play guts ball, we can win," says Rendell, who believes Americans would side with Obama. He likens it to the government shutdown of 1995 that grew out of a budget dispute between President Clinton and Republican Speaker Newt Gingrich. Clinton stood firm and the public backed him, forcing Gingrich to capitulate. It was a clash worthy of Avatar, and a reminder of how far a little backbone can go, with voters raging at spineless bureaucrats and elected officials.
amen, brotha. amen
"mize, grill up some onions and peppers"
I don't have the space
/mize
"The Associated Press is reporting the Phoenix woman had just lost custody of her children and apparently committed suicide by jumping out of the back seat of a crew-cab truck she was riding in with her mother and sister."
wonder if she did a barrel roll
Looks like Haiti needs about 100,000 tents.
Fuck them. We're gonna have use for those in a few years.
of all the different ways to kill yourself, jumping out of a car would never occur to me.
i bet she didn't really expect to die, just get banged up and get a little attention.
woops.
eteo
whats thst mean again
and meiz whats SMH
"of all the different ways to kill yourself, jumping out of a car would never occur to me"
Well that's cause it's hard to kill yourself jumping out of a car when you're wearing a helmet.
(too easy)
eteo = except the exact opposite
eteo = except the exact opposite
"and meiz whats SMH"
Shaking my head
"Well that's cause it's hard to kill yourself jumping out of a car when you're always pinned in the back seat."
/beth
(also too easy)
so gay
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