Wednesday, January 27, 2010

TPS attack

I've been buried the last 2 weeks in TPS..and I keep forgetting to put the cover page on my reports...so i'm kind of out of the loop on everything.

I heard that there was an earthquake somewhere in the carribean?

News came out that the Los Angeles area was having troubles with mudslides?

Bert Farve destroyed another entirely different fan bases hopes and dreams?

Kobe wants traded?

Tiger and Elin are getting back together?

Obama is making a speech tonight? I hope he uses the term "jive turkey".

That is all.

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ToddPacker said...

i thought freak was in italy?

El Pad said...

dont buy a toyota, you'll die in it

El Pad said...

BUY AMERICAN!

Jugdish said...

dont buy a toyota, you'll die in it


i have a toyota...so far so good

Jugdish said...

this colts owner's interview on mike and mike sucks!

Jugdish said...

good job little tp

Beth said...

"The boy, who were only wearing underwear..." [suite" HDH]

That's my boy!

/TP

El Pad said...

are you ready for the iSlate!

El Pad said...

Dawson to enter Hall of Fame as Montreal Expo, not Cub

Jugdish said...

no

isiah thompson said...

Dawson to enter Hall of Fame as Montreal Expo, not Cub


El Padrino

Jugdish said...

El Padrino



it was one of the 4 comments from LOVAD

El Pad said...

lovad, not there, didnt happen

El Pad said...

this guys name is Smeadly Frogley

fucking brits

I wish he was my dad said...

cmkod and I did our taxes last night; ended up owing in about $175. booooooooo

ToddPacker said...

"it was one of the 4 comments from LOVAD"

funny

I wish he was my dad said...

I miss the days when tax time meant a fat refund; adios EITC

Jugdish said...

cmkod and I did our taxes last night; ended up owing in about $175. booooooooo


isnt that better than you thought though?

Jugdish said...

im not looking forward to doing my taxes...still need one more W2

ToddPacker said...

cmtp said we are getting back $1200... i think she must cheat on the tax forms, it seems like i should be paying

El Pad said...

why do you owe you have like 17 dependants

I wish he was my dad said...

isnt that better than you thought though?

yeah, cmkod and I owed in last year, and our combined AGI went up 9K this year

next year will suck though, won't be able to claim sdkod1 as a dependant; we both recently changed our withholding to 0 to avoid a massive pay-in next year

El Pad said...

that was directed at kod not tp

Jugdish said...

why do you owe you have like 17 dependants



cats don't count

I wish he was my dad said...

why do you owe you have like 17 dependants

cmkod and I? we only have 1 we can actually claim for taxes

I wish he was my dad said...

cats don't count

waaaaa? oh shit, I gotta go amend my return

El Pad said...

"cmkod and I? we only have 1 we can actually claim for taxes"

thought you had more sdkod's and chitlins, whoever is living with you i'd claim if they didnt like it then too bad, move out

tem said...

"next year will suck though, won't be able to claim sdkod1 as a dependant;"

adopt a haitian.

El Pad said...

temfunny

Spaceman Spiff said...

"BUY AMERICAN!"

hilarity

ToddPacker said...

UGA @ UF in hoops tonight.... LoV bet, beth?

ToddPacker said...

UK game was pretty good last night... ISAS they lost to the gamecocks

ToddPacker said...

"good job little tp"

little tp isn't a teen yet

blue said...

ultimate showcase showdown

Steve said...

"UK game was pretty good last night... ISAS they lost to the gamecocks"


^^^^^^^^^^^^

things are starting heat up

El Pad said...

UGA @ UF in hoops tonight.... LoV bet, beth?

reach

ToddPacker said...

"things are starting heat up"

NC fans can not be happy with the season fo far... i guess steve is happy though

ToddPacker said...

"reach"

why?

blue said...

reach around?

El Pad said...

2003 Op-Ed from Bill Belichick on what to expect once you win the Super Bowl

good stuff

El Pad said...

why?

a bet on college bball

Steve said...

they've finally shut up.

can't find one anywhere.

blue said...

kind of like the duke fans...since it's been a decade since they've been relevant?

ToddPacker said...

"fo far" is grate*

ToddPacker said...

"since it's been a decade since they've been relevant?"

i would disagree with that, blue

blue said...

ok, disagree

but they still haven't won a championship in almost 10 years...whereas NC has won 2 in the last 5 years.

Jugdish said...

Medieval Latin relevant-, relevans, from Latin, present participle of relevare "to raise up"



they better not be relevant!

\deke

Jugdish said...

i don't like this...


close to home

El Pad said...

cock balls

El Pad said...

pussy tits

El Pad said...

porn

El Pad said...

cumming

El Pad said...

i'm still shook Ring Dings are called Ding Dongs elsewhere

El Pad said...

The Lions should go back to being the Spartans

Keith S said...

"i dont want to get taller, i'm comfortable"

Keep telling yourself that, Stuart Smalley

Keith S said...

"BUY AMERICAN!"


Never again

blue said...

"i'm still shook Ring Dings are called Ding Dongs elsewhere"


you mean that you call Ding Dongs, ring dings?

El Pad said...

"you mean that you call Ding Dongs, ring dings?"

They are ring dings here chap

El Pad said...

"Keep telling yourself that, Stuart Smalley"

it's true

tem said...

Ding Dongs are just misshapen cupcakes.

El Pad said...

"More rain for Valley, snow in Flagstaff"


it snows in AZ?



s

Keith S said...

"things are starting heat up"


Can I buy a to?

El Pad said...

the curse of bobby layne is real

Keith S said...

I can see snow on the mountains from my house

El Pad said...

keef no garbage pick up on saturdays starting April 5th

your welcome

El Pad said...

"I can see snow on the mountains from my house"

and now let's paint some pretty lil sno caps

El Pad said...

blue you let your kid watch spongebob squarepants?

it's quite violent

Keith S said...

"keef no garbage pick up on saturdays starting April 5th

your welcome"


Garbage doesn't get pickt* up here on Saturdays

El Pad said...

oh so you dont live in gilbert

tem said...

"I can see snow on the mountains from my house"

but can you throw a football over them?

Keith S said...

My trash pickup days are Tuesday/Friday

tem said...

"blue you let your kid watch spongebob squarepants?

it's quite violent"

isn't it for like 8 and up?

tem said...

"My trash pickup days are Tuesday/Friday"

you get 2 pickups a week?

Keith S said...

"you get 2 pickups a week?"


Regular trash dumpster on Tuesday and recycle dumpster on Friday

tem said...

o i c

tem said...

still no recycling for tem.

Keith S said...

"oh so you dont live in gilbert"


I'm in zone 2, smat* guy

El Pad said...

still no recycling for tem.

::dept of sanitation::

El Pad said...

zone 2 sucks

Steve said...

why was ep reading about trash pick up schedules in Gilbert?

El Pad said...

isn't it for like 8 and up?

yes but she (my daughter) keeps asking for us to let her watch it so once in while i give in

and now she picks her nose and than throws it at you

it's funny but society thinks otherwise

El Pad said...

"why was ep reading about trash pick up schedules in Gilbert?"

i peruse the AZ Central site and other newspaper online edition sites (all 50 to be exact) frequently

ns

lil strange i know but i'm a big newspaper guy

El Pad said...

today's wiki surfing is devoted to college towns only, did you know that Lubbock, TX home of Texas Tech is the largest cotton growing region in the country?

El Pad said...

i'v said this a couple of times on here but i'm dying to go to Austin, TX

looks like a kick ass town with good food and hot bitches

Jugdish said...

looks like a kick ass town with good food and hot bitches


it is

blue said...

no spongebob here

blue said...

although she has a spongebob coloring book

El Pad said...

i'll be unavailable from 1:30-3, i'm sure we wont even break 100 by then so i'm not heartbroken

adjust your schedules

El Pad said...

iPad

tem said...

"it's funny but society thinks otherwise"

so it isn't funny. got it.

tem said...

what is iPAD?

tem said...

"i'll be unavailable from 1:30-3, i'm sure we wont even break 100 by then so i'm not heartbroken
"

talking with the "small" company?

El Pad said...

no, meeting

El Pad said...

weaksuace

Keith S said...

mize
Braun was on Rome's TV show, not radio

Keith S said...

"i'll be unavailable from 1:30-3, i'm sure we wont even break 100 by then so i'm not heartbroken"

In related news, HDH on the internets will drop by 50%

Jugdish said...

"i'll be unavailable from 1:30-3, i'm sure we wont even break 100 by then so i'm not heartbroken"


my afternoon dump is scheduled for the same time

I wish he was my dad said...

what is iPAD?

Apple Tablet

Jugdish said...

weird

Steve said...

"A Chinese woman is so keen to win back her ex-boyfriend she plans to undergo plastic surgery to transform herself into his favorite actress"


finally, a woman that's willing to do the little things for her man.

tem said...

i hope his favorite actress is lucy lui.

Jugdish said...

101


IN YOU FACE ep!

Jugdish said...

damn

Jugdish said...

i hope his favorite actress is lucy lui.


its alba

tem said...

could be a hard surgery.

tem said...

she'll get tranformed into jessicra arba.

I wish he was my dad said...

The man demanded Xiaoqing do her make-up as Alba does, even when she slept, and gave her a blonde wig for Christmas, which he asked her to wear all the time.

She told the newspaper they broke up last month when she threw her wig and fake eyelashes to the ground after people laughed at her

-well, he does sound like a keeper


sssssss

Keith S said...

When was alba blonde?

Steve said...

The best job in the world

Jugdish said...

nice work tem

ToddPacker said...

"blue you let your kid watch spongebob squarepants?

it's quite violent"

lots of spongebob watching in my house... and really bad tween shows

Keith S said...

"it's quite violent"

"lots of spongebob watching in my house"



shocking

Jugdish said...

mize hasn't really been around much since those nude greg oden pics came out...coincidence?

Keith S said...

SOTP: Dad, why did you punch that homeless guy?

TP: What would spongebob do?

Keith S said...

"mize hasn't really been around much since those nude greg oden pics came out...coincidence?"

LP doesn't have a 90 minute meeting either

ToddPacker said...

"TP: What would spongebob do?"

keith hasn't watched much spongebob i guess

Jugdish said...

LP doesn't have a 90 minute meeting either

^^^^

Jugdish said...

spongebob


::square pants::

blue said...

sandusky ohio?


it must have been tommy boy who punched that dude

blue said...

""mize hasn't really been around much since those nude greg oden pics came out...coincidence?""

naked oden pics?

why god why

ToddPacker said...

maybe oden is a big harry potter fan

Keith S said...

"keith hasn't watched much spongebob i guess"


It was a joke

ToddPacker said...

i watched some of that role models movie last night on hbo... i laught* a few times

ToddPacker said...

"It was a joke"

ys, c?

ToddPacker said...

i was trying to make a "keith the guy who loves cartoons" joke.... i failed

Jugdish said...

i was trying to make a "keith the guy who loves cartoons" joke.... i failed


we could follow that up with a "tp the guy who loves top gun" jokes

Keith S said...

"i was trying to make a "keith the guy who loves cartoons" joke.... i failed"


I like spongebob

Meiz said...

Bitches

tem said...

you like sandy

tem said...

don't fuck with my crabcake price.

El Pad said...

wall

Meiz said...

I'm sick

Jugdish said...

no booze in your system, you're not used to that

Meiz said...

Yes

Keith S said...

It's woe time

Jugdish said...

its 7 after woe

Keith S said...

It's woe o'clock somewhere

El Pad said...

Woeville

Jugdish said...

mize is feeling a little under the woether

El Pad said...

Source: Warner to address future on Friday, Farve will wait until August.

El Pad said...

Washburn would like to play for the Twins and Mariners, as both teams are close to his off-season home in Wisconsin, “and the list may not be much longer than that.”


Did they move Seattle closer to Wisconsin at some point?

Meiz said...

Shamford is back with WWL. How the fuck do these things always happen?

Steve said...

"U.S. in Secret Joint Operations With Yemeni Troops"


it's not a secret you display it on the front page of FoxNews.com

El Pad said...

if please

Steve said...

or when

Meiz said...

WTF. Bored, headache, shitting my brains out. Fuck sobriety.

Keith S said...

"Source: Warner to address future on Friday, Farve will wait until August."



zeke's fixes > than LP's fixes

wadr

Keith S said...

"WTF. Bored, headache, shitting my brains out. Fuck sobriety."


So you're blaming being sick on not drinking? Pecosian logic

Meiz said...

whatever

Meiz said...

Gil's officially suspended for the season

El Pad said...

"zeke's fixes > than LP's fixes

wadr"

wasnt trying to be zeke, was trying to clown farve

Steve said...

"Fuck sobriety"


how long have you been sober, Meiz?

Meiz said...

Like 2 days

El Pad said...

"In 1974, the NHL began its first expansion period by adding teams in Kansas City and Washington, D.C.[30] Although they were better than their expansion brethren the Washington Capitals (who won only eight games in their inaugural season), the Kansas City Scouts began to suffer from an economic downturn in the Midwest. For their second season, the Scouts sold just 2,000 of 8,000 season tickets and were almost $1 million in debt. Due to their various on- and off-ice disappointments, the franchise moved to Denver and was renamed the Colorado Rockies."


that's not true

Keith S said...

mize

ToddPacker said...

"that's not true"

i think that is true.... rockies then moved to NJ

Keith S said...

"that's not true"

What's not true about it?

Meiz said...

"mize"


Roger that

El Pad said...

aborted duck fetus anyone?

El Pad said...

"i think that is true.... rockies then moved to NJ"

Devils?, no shit

Meiz said...

EP ♥'s Deadspin

Keith S said...

Last night....

cmk: So what is this fly fishing trip you're going on?
me: ::need bait::
cmk: On facebook
me: Oh, it's ice fishing
cmk: Whatever! What is it?
me: It's in Wisconsin
cmk: You're going to Wisconsin?
me: It's a joke. Dude on the blog sent it
cmk: ::stank face::

I wish he was my dad said...

What's not true about it?

well, for one, that was not NHL's first expansion period...that happened in the mid-late 60's when they added the North Stars, Blues, Flyers, Penguins and a couple others

Meiz said...

"me: Oh, it's ice fishing
cmk: Whatever! What is it?
me: It's in Wisconsin
cmk: You're going to Wisconsin?
me: It's a joke. Dude on the blog sent it
cmk: ::stank face::"



Excellent

Meiz said...

The Morning Jones is excellent today.

Keith S said...

LP
Watch Tosh.O tonight

Jugdish said...

me: ::need bait::


hilarity

I wish he was my dad said...

Watch Tosh.O tonight

^^^^^^^^

isiah thompson said...

how many minutes have you been sober, Meiz?


*fized

isiah thompson said...

"i think that is true.... rockies then moved to NJ"

Devils?, no shit

hilarity

isiah thompson said...

kind of like the duke fans...since it's been a decade since they've been relevant?

bleu gets it

Jugdish said...

Devils?, no shit


aren't you from jersey?

Keith S said...

"aren't you from jersey?"

Near the shore

Jugdish said...

cmk is not a fan of "the blog" i take it


do you hit her up with too many inside jokes?

isiah thompson said...

aborted duck fetus anyone?


I worked at a place that had a grip of filipinos and one dood tried to make a bet with a russian dood and the loser had to eat a balut.

dood wouldn't make the bet though.

Steve said...

"Disgraced pastor is freed of gay urges. Ted Haggard’s wife says counseling has cured him of his compulsions"



aahahaha ok, dude. whatever

Keith S said...

"cmk is not a fan of "the blog" i take it

do you hit her up with too many inside jokes?"


No, she's fine with it. She just doesn't get it.

Steve said...

Wow


just, wow

Jugdish said...

No, she's fine with it. She just doesn't get it.



neither does cmj...never mind

Keith S said...

In emails to me now, though, she does use suite, TWSS, and ETEO

ns

El Pad said...

Watch Tosh.O tonight

^^^^^^^^

probably not but ok

Keith S said...

Paul Shirley is awsome*

Jugdish said...

In emails to me now, though, she does use suite, TWSS, and ETEO


ive converted some of my friends to suite...maybe the Suite shirt has helped.

blue said...

Paul Shirley gets it

El Pad said...

"aren't you from jersey?"

bite your tongue

El Pad said...

Paul Shirley gets it

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

blue said...

Paul Shirley hates black people


/steve-kanye

Keith S said...

Paul Shirley's letter said what tons of people are thinking but won't say

El Pad said...

EP ♥'s Deadspin

no clue what this means

Keith S said...

Full article by PS

blue said...

kind of sucks it cost him his job with the WWL


but that opened the door for shamford to return...so it's win/win

El Pad said...

Haitians are not black

Meiz said...

"Paul Shirley is awsome*"


Did I link that yesterday?

isiah thompson said...

Watch Tosh.O tonight


it's monday already?

isiah thompson said...

Paul Shirley is a fag.

ns

Jugdish said...

Paul Shirley is a fag.


^^^^^^^^^^^

isiah thompson said...

but hotdamn he did just take a stand, I respect that.

El Pad said...

that's refreshing

blue said...

"Haitians are not black"



wft?

El Pad said...

randy winn, Yanks

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