I've been buried the last 2 weeks in TPS..and I keep forgetting to put the cover page on my reports...so i'm kind of out of the loop on everything.
I heard that there was an earthquake somewhere in the carribean?
News came out that the Los Angeles area was having troubles with mudslides?
Bert Farve destroyed another entirely different fan bases hopes and dreams?
Kobe wants traded?
Tiger and Elin are getting back together?
Obama is making a speech tonight? I hope he uses the term "jive turkey".
That is all.
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dont buy a toyota, you'll die in it
BUY AMERICAN!
dont buy a toyota, you'll die in it
i have a toyota...so far so good
this colts owner's interview on mike and mike sucks!
good job little tp
"The boy, who were only wearing underwear..." [suite" HDH]
That's my boy!
/TP
are you ready for the iSlate!
Dawson to enter Hall of Fame as Montreal Expo, not Cub
no
Dawson to enter Hall of Fame as Montreal Expo, not Cub
El Padrino
El Padrino
it was one of the 4 comments from LOVAD
lovad, not there, didnt happen
this guys name is Smeadly Frogley
fucking brits
cmkod and I did our taxes last night; ended up owing in about $175. booooooooo
"it was one of the 4 comments from LOVAD"
funny
I miss the days when tax time meant a fat refund; adios EITC
cmkod and I did our taxes last night; ended up owing in about $175. booooooooo
isnt that better than you thought though?
im not looking forward to doing my taxes...still need one more W2
cmtp said we are getting back $1200... i think she must cheat on the tax forms, it seems like i should be paying
why do you owe you have like 17 dependants
isnt that better than you thought though?
yeah, cmkod and I owed in last year, and our combined AGI went up 9K this year
next year will suck though, won't be able to claim sdkod1 as a dependant; we both recently changed our withholding to 0 to avoid a massive pay-in next year
that was directed at kod not tp
why do you owe you have like 17 dependants
cats don't count
why do you owe you have like 17 dependants
cmkod and I? we only have 1 we can actually claim for taxes
cats don't count
waaaaa? oh shit, I gotta go amend my return
"cmkod and I? we only have 1 we can actually claim for taxes"
thought you had more sdkod's and chitlins, whoever is living with you i'd claim if they didnt like it then too bad, move out
"next year will suck though, won't be able to claim sdkod1 as a dependant;"
adopt a haitian.
temfunny
"BUY AMERICAN!"
hilarity
UGA @ UF in hoops tonight.... LoV bet, beth?
UK game was pretty good last night... ISAS they lost to the gamecocks
"good job little tp"
little tp isn't a teen yet
ultimate showcase showdown
"UK game was pretty good last night... ISAS they lost to the gamecocks"
^^^^^^^^^^^^
things are starting heat up
UGA @ UF in hoops tonight.... LoV bet, beth?
reach
"things are starting heat up"
NC fans can not be happy with the season fo far... i guess steve is happy though
"reach"
why?
reach around?
2003 Op-Ed from Bill Belichick on what to expect once you win the Super Bowl
good stuff
why?
a bet on college bball
they've finally shut up.
can't find one anywhere.
kind of like the duke fans...since it's been a decade since they've been relevant?
"fo far" is grate*
"since it's been a decade since they've been relevant?"
i would disagree with that, blue
ok, disagree
but they still haven't won a championship in almost 10 years...whereas NC has won 2 in the last 5 years.
Medieval Latin relevant-, relevans, from Latin, present participle of relevare "to raise up"
they better not be relevant!
\deke
i don't like this...
close to home
cock balls
pussy tits
porn
cumming
i'm still shook Ring Dings are called Ding Dongs elsewhere
The Lions should go back to being the Spartans
"i dont want to get taller, i'm comfortable"
Keep telling yourself that, Stuart Smalley
"BUY AMERICAN!"
Never again
"i'm still shook Ring Dings are called Ding Dongs elsewhere"
you mean that you call Ding Dongs, ring dings?
"you mean that you call Ding Dongs, ring dings?"
They are ring dings here chap
"Keep telling yourself that, Stuart Smalley"
it's true
Ding Dongs are just misshapen cupcakes.
"More rain for Valley, snow in Flagstaff"
it snows in AZ?
s
"things are starting heat up"
Can I buy a to?
the curse of bobby layne is real
I can see snow on the mountains from my house
keef no garbage pick up on saturdays starting April 5th
your welcome
"I can see snow on the mountains from my house"
and now let's paint some pretty lil sno caps
blue you let your kid watch spongebob squarepants?
it's quite violent
"keef no garbage pick up on saturdays starting April 5th
your welcome"
Garbage doesn't get pickt* up here on Saturdays
oh so you dont live in gilbert
"I can see snow on the mountains from my house"
but can you throw a football over them?
My trash pickup days are Tuesday/Friday
"blue you let your kid watch spongebob squarepants?
it's quite violent"
isn't it for like 8 and up?
"My trash pickup days are Tuesday/Friday"
you get 2 pickups a week?
"you get 2 pickups a week?"
Regular trash dumpster on Tuesday and recycle dumpster on Friday
o i c
still no recycling for tem.
"oh so you dont live in gilbert"
I'm in zone 2, smat* guy
still no recycling for tem.
::dept of sanitation::
zone 2 sucks
why was ep reading about trash pick up schedules in Gilbert?
isn't it for like 8 and up?
yes but she (my daughter) keeps asking for us to let her watch it so once in while i give in
and now she picks her nose and than throws it at you
it's funny but society thinks otherwise
"why was ep reading about trash pick up schedules in Gilbert?"
i peruse the AZ Central site and other newspaper online edition sites (all 50 to be exact) frequently
ns
lil strange i know but i'm a big newspaper guy
today's wiki surfing is devoted to college towns only, did you know that Lubbock, TX home of Texas Tech is the largest cotton growing region in the country?
i'v said this a couple of times on here but i'm dying to go to Austin, TX
looks like a kick ass town with good food and hot bitches
looks like a kick ass town with good food and hot bitches
it is
no spongebob here
although she has a spongebob coloring book
i'll be unavailable from 1:30-3, i'm sure we wont even break 100 by then so i'm not heartbroken
adjust your schedules
iPad
"it's funny but society thinks otherwise"
so it isn't funny. got it.
what is iPAD?
"i'll be unavailable from 1:30-3, i'm sure we wont even break 100 by then so i'm not heartbroken
"
talking with the "small" company?
no, meeting
weaksuace
mize
Braun was on Rome's TV show, not radio
"i'll be unavailable from 1:30-3, i'm sure we wont even break 100 by then so i'm not heartbroken"
In related news, HDH on the internets will drop by 50%
"i'll be unavailable from 1:30-3, i'm sure we wont even break 100 by then so i'm not heartbroken"
my afternoon dump is scheduled for the same time
what is iPAD?
Apple Tablet
weird
"A Chinese woman is so keen to win back her ex-boyfriend she plans to undergo plastic surgery to transform herself into his favorite actress"
finally, a woman that's willing to do the little things for her man.
i hope his favorite actress is lucy lui.
101
IN YOU FACE ep!
damn
i hope his favorite actress is lucy lui.
its alba
could be a hard surgery.
she'll get tranformed into jessicra arba.
The man demanded Xiaoqing do her make-up as Alba does, even when she slept, and gave her a blonde wig for Christmas, which he asked her to wear all the time.
She told the newspaper they broke up last month when she threw her wig and fake eyelashes to the ground after people laughed at her
-well, he does sound like a keeper
sssssss
When was alba blonde?
The best job in the world
nice work tem
"blue you let your kid watch spongebob squarepants?
it's quite violent"
lots of spongebob watching in my house... and really bad tween shows
"it's quite violent"
"lots of spongebob watching in my house"
shocking
mize hasn't really been around much since those nude greg oden pics came out...coincidence?
SOTP: Dad, why did you punch that homeless guy?
TP: What would spongebob do?
"mize hasn't really been around much since those nude greg oden pics came out...coincidence?"
LP doesn't have a 90 minute meeting either
"TP: What would spongebob do?"
keith hasn't watched much spongebob i guess
LP doesn't have a 90 minute meeting either
^^^^
spongebob
::square pants::
sandusky ohio?
it must have been tommy boy who punched that dude
""mize hasn't really been around much since those nude greg oden pics came out...coincidence?""
naked oden pics?
why god why
maybe oden is a big harry potter fan
"keith hasn't watched much spongebob i guess"
It was a joke
i watched some of that role models movie last night on hbo... i laught* a few times
"It was a joke"
ys, c?
i was trying to make a "keith the guy who loves cartoons" joke.... i failed
i was trying to make a "keith the guy who loves cartoons" joke.... i failed
we could follow that up with a "tp the guy who loves top gun" jokes
"i was trying to make a "keith the guy who loves cartoons" joke.... i failed"
I like spongebob
Bitches
you like sandy
don't fuck with my crabcake price.
wall
I'm sick
no booze in your system, you're not used to that
Yes
It's woe time
its 7 after woe
It's woe o'clock somewhere
Woeville
mize is feeling a little under the woether
Source: Warner to address future on Friday, Farve will wait until August.
Washburn would like to play for the Twins and Mariners, as both teams are close to his off-season home in Wisconsin, “and the list may not be much longer than that.”
Did they move Seattle closer to Wisconsin at some point?
Shamford is back with WWL. How the fuck do these things always happen?
"U.S. in Secret Joint Operations With Yemeni Troops"
it's not a secret you display it on the front page of FoxNews.com
if please
or when
WTF. Bored, headache, shitting my brains out. Fuck sobriety.
"Source: Warner to address future on Friday, Farve will wait until August."
zeke's fixes > than LP's fixes
wadr
"WTF. Bored, headache, shitting my brains out. Fuck sobriety."
So you're blaming being sick on not drinking? Pecosian logic
whatever
Gil's officially suspended for the season
"zeke's fixes > than LP's fixes
wadr"
wasnt trying to be zeke, was trying to clown farve
"Fuck sobriety"
how long have you been sober, Meiz?
Like 2 days
"In 1974, the NHL began its first expansion period by adding teams in Kansas City and Washington, D.C.[30] Although they were better than their expansion brethren the Washington Capitals (who won only eight games in their inaugural season), the Kansas City Scouts began to suffer from an economic downturn in the Midwest. For their second season, the Scouts sold just 2,000 of 8,000 season tickets and were almost $1 million in debt. Due to their various on- and off-ice disappointments, the franchise moved to Denver and was renamed the Colorado Rockies."
that's not true
mize
"that's not true"
i think that is true.... rockies then moved to NJ
"that's not true"
What's not true about it?
"mize"
Roger that
aborted duck fetus anyone?
"i think that is true.... rockies then moved to NJ"
Devils?, no shit
EP ♥'s Deadspin
Last night....
cmk: So what is this fly fishing trip you're going on?
me: ::need bait::
cmk: On facebook
me: Oh, it's ice fishing
cmk: Whatever! What is it?
me: It's in Wisconsin
cmk: You're going to Wisconsin?
me: It's a joke. Dude on the blog sent it
cmk: ::stank face::
What's not true about it?
well, for one, that was not NHL's first expansion period...that happened in the mid-late 60's when they added the North Stars, Blues, Flyers, Penguins and a couple others
"me: Oh, it's ice fishing
cmk: Whatever! What is it?
me: It's in Wisconsin
cmk: You're going to Wisconsin?
me: It's a joke. Dude on the blog sent it
cmk: ::stank face::"
Excellent
The Morning Jones is excellent today.
LP
Watch Tosh.O tonight
me: ::need bait::
hilarity
Watch Tosh.O tonight
^^^^^^^^
how many minutes have you been sober, Meiz?
*fized
"i think that is true.... rockies then moved to NJ"
Devils?, no shit
hilarity
kind of like the duke fans...since it's been a decade since they've been relevant?
bleu gets it
Devils?, no shit
aren't you from jersey?
"aren't you from jersey?"
Near the shore
cmk is not a fan of "the blog" i take it
do you hit her up with too many inside jokes?
aborted duck fetus anyone?
I worked at a place that had a grip of filipinos and one dood tried to make a bet with a russian dood and the loser had to eat a balut.
dood wouldn't make the bet though.
"Disgraced pastor is freed of gay urges. Ted Haggard’s wife says counseling has cured him of his compulsions"
aahahaha ok, dude. whatever
"cmk is not a fan of "the blog" i take it
do you hit her up with too many inside jokes?"
No, she's fine with it. She just doesn't get it.
Wow
just, wow
No, she's fine with it. She just doesn't get it.
neither does cmj...never mind
In emails to me now, though, she does use suite, TWSS, and ETEO
ns
Watch Tosh.O tonight
^^^^^^^^
probably not but ok
Paul Shirley is awsome*
In emails to me now, though, she does use suite, TWSS, and ETEO
ive converted some of my friends to suite...maybe the Suite shirt has helped.
Paul Shirley gets it
"aren't you from jersey?"
bite your tongue
Paul Shirley gets it
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Paul Shirley hates black people
/steve-kanye
Paul Shirley's letter said what tons of people are thinking but won't say
EP ♥'s Deadspin
no clue what this means
Full article by PS
kind of sucks it cost him his job with the WWL
but that opened the door for shamford to return...so it's win/win
Haitians are not black
"Paul Shirley is awsome*"
Did I link that yesterday?
Watch Tosh.O tonight
it's monday already?
Paul Shirley is a fag.
ns
Paul Shirley is a fag.
^^^^^^^^^^^
but hotdamn he did just take a stand, I respect that.
that's refreshing
"Haitians are not black"
wft?
randy winn, Yanks
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