Tuesday, January 05, 2010

TCS Semi Finals

You know the rules; or should. So go already.

Now onto business:


1) isiah thompson said...
I really wish TCU and Boise St played a "major" power and not each other, I'd like to see how they do, this game will not satisfy anyone.

January 4, 2010 8:13 PM


Truer words.....

2) The announcer FOX had for that game was horrible. He got most calls wrong and also randomly stopped in the middle of sentences.

3) Boise State cheerleaders are pretty much orca fat. Sorry, but there should be a limit. I think one girl was over 200lbs.

4) Boring ass game. Neither team looked very good on O. Hard to say that the defenses were that good.

5) TCUs coach sweats a lot. Especially for someone who just walks everywhere.

6) Jimmy Johnson at halftime had no clue who was playing or what they were playing for. I think he was filling in for someone.

7) It is cold in temhio.

8) I change my battery about every 5 years, maybe more. I think the one in my Elantra lasted 7.

9) The effort here has been poor all around.

10) This post is poor.

538 comments:

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Beth said...

Ok, we may all know the rules but some of us may not have been paying total TCS attention this last week or so. Did any TCS participant draft anyone to be on their team and if so who?

Beth said...

And suck it TCS'ers, I just blocked you from any points for 1st comment.

Beth said...

The TCS is scintillating so far.

Nozzledamus said...

that game was awful

Nozzledamus said...

"1) isiah thompson said...
I really wish TCU and Boise St played a "major" power and not each other, I'd like to see how they do, this game will not satisfy anyone."

I guess your reader missed when I said it when this game was selected.

Nozzledamus said...

dont forget to score posts from Nozzledamus as points for El Pad

Nozzledamus said...

"You know the rules; or should. So go already."

I don't. This is me being me though.

Nozzledamus said...

natty to start

Beth said...

"You know the rules; or should. So go already."

I don't. This is me being me though"

There's only 1 real rule, and that is that Tem totally gets to make up the scores depending on how he feels at the time.

Nozzledamus said...

take off your pants

Nozzledamus said...

i'm in the market for computer speakers for the office, dual male so it plugs into the ipod

cheaper than a desk dock i think

Nozzledamus said...

what ever happened to Toni Braxton? remember how hot she was

Nozzledamus said...

martin you so crazy still holds water

Nozzledamus said...

need to take an airborne, everyone but me is sickly

Nozzledamus said...

natty #2

Nozzledamus said...

these are my moments

Nozzledamus said...

you know when you are spelling something out to someone and you use words to make sure the letter you are saying is right

like A for apple and so on

Beth said...

"take off your pants"

You do realize mize isn't here yet, right ep?

Nozzledamus said...

i like to switch that up, just to be either funny or a dickhead, some people take it like that

so i was spelling Kronos

and I said, K for knitting
and the guy on the other line was like so N and I was like no the K is silent he then said so if it's silent why would you use Knitting as an example if the K is not enunciated, of course he got a

::alpha bit:: and for R I used retard

NS

he was not amused

Nozzledamus said...

"You do realize mize isn't here yet, right ep?"

stop it

Beth said...

Who says I'm even wearing pants today?

Nozzledamus said...

tila tequilla kilt* the daughter of Woody Johnson who owns the jets

maybe not kilt her but whatever

Nozzledamus said...

"Who says I'm even wearing pants today?"

i say, it's paintsuit

odds are it's grey, maybe pinstripes maybe not

Beth said...

"i say, it's paintsuit"

You think I'm wearing a white jumpsuit like painters wear????

s

Nozzledamus said...

bomb yemen

Nozzledamus said...

Yemen is said to have more than 60-million guns, which is almost as much as there are in NBA locker rooms.


awesome

Nozzledamus said...

yemen has always been a hotbed for terrorism why is the media whining about that shit now

Beth said...

TMYT.

Nozzledamus said...

Yemen sounds like Lemon when a 2 year old says it

Nozzledamus said...

shanny gonna be introduced today zeke

Nozzledamus said...

think he keeps campbell?

Nozzledamus said...

"Americans' job satisfaction falls to record low..."

Hi Meiz!

Nozzledamus said...

"Nigeria: New security checks discriminatory..."

And?

Nozzledamus said...

"TIMEWARNER Levin apologizes for $164 billion AOL deal..."

thanks for trying

Nozzledamus said...

"World copes with Arctic weather... "

fuck al gore

Beth said...

"fuck al gore"

I had a friend who emailed me yesterday that if there was any more global warming he'd freeze to death.

tem said...

nobody got drafted.

tem said...

"I had a friend who emailed me yesterday that if there was any more global warming he'd freeze to death."

had a friend? so after that joke they aren't your friend anymore?

tough crowd.

Beth said...

"had a friend? so after that joke they aren't your friend anymore?

tough crowd"

Actually he died last night, way to remind me and make me feel like shit tem.

s

tem said...

"You know the rules; or should. So go already."

I don't. This is me being me though."


"natty to start"

so you do know the rules.

tem said...

"Actually he died last night, way to remind me and make me feel like shit tem."

he died last night and you already forgot about him?

i am glad i reminded you, that's horrible to forget so soon.

Nozzledamus said...

i know natty's and premies are worth something

and newer and 1st comment

everything else is blurry

tem said...

"i say, it's paintsuit"

by the by, gems already.

el pad brought the A game.

Nozzledamus said...

espn 3d?

Nozzledamus said...

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wow i'm rich

tem said...

make sure you send them all your credit card info.

Nozzledamus said...

i will send them NOTHING!

TERRORISTS!

Nozzledamus said...

Former NBA player Jayson Williams was hospitalized with minor injuries earlier this morning after crashing his Mercedes-Benz SUV into a tree at the FDR exit at East 20th Street around 3:15 a.m. Though he hasn't been charged with DUI, police sources tell the AP they believe he had been drinking. It appears that Williams may have tried to play it off as if he wasn't driving, because when first responders reached him, he was in the passenger seat. But because there was no one else with him, that ingenious ploy failed.


Not Smat*

ToddPacker said...

"I have to replace my car battery every other year

ns"


i'm lucky if i get 3 years out of a battery and they always seem to die when the temp get below 35°. i guess 9 months of 95° weather shortens the life

Beth said...

"But because there was no one else with him, that ingenious ploy failed."

Hilarity.

Nozzledamus said...

kraft trying to buy Cadbury

eggs

easter

almost here

tem said...

i thought jayson williams was in jail for killing his butler or something.

ToddPacker said...

i thought it was funny when the Fox guy was pushining post-game questions about being ranked #1 and he asked one of the players if BSU deserves any considerations for #1 and the guy said "not really"

ToddPacker said...

"pushining"


i wish i was in the tcs

Nozzledamus said...

interesting article on visa and the fees behind our purchases

Nozzledamus said...

"i thought jayson williams was in jail for killing his butler or something."

negative, fire your reader

Meiz said...

I'm gonna get mollywhopped. Oh well.

Meiz said...

"need to take an airborne, everyone but me is sickly"


If everybody's already sick, its too late, douchenozzle.

Nozzledamus said...

meiz got his phd

Nozzledamus said...

didnt keef draft spiffer

Nozzledamus said...

or was i imaginging

Nozzledamus said...

thought i saw that

Nozzledamus said...

maybe he was joking

Beth said...

Wasn't that past his draft window?

tem said...

"negative, fire your reader"

not my readers fault that i am dumb.

tem said...

i don't know. didn't check to see if keef drafted anyone. if he did he will tell me and i will go check.

Nozzledamus said...

he drafted spiff on nye i think then spiff came on, from hawaii and demanded a 50MM signing bonus

Meiz said...

"nobody got drafted."


Didn't Kev draft Spiff?

Nozzledamus said...

grape juice is delicious and very good for you

Nozzledamus said...

i like juice

Nozzledamus said...

i trust the companies are using real juice

Nozzledamus said...

you almost have too though

tem said...

"Didn't Kev draft Spiff?"

i'll go check i guess.

Nozzledamus said...

i enjoy Bosc pears the best

tem said...

Kevin said...
I'm drafting spiff



IN YOU FACE MIZE

December 31, 2009 2:52 PM


yes, seems like he did.

Nozzledamus said...

i dont like my pear overly juicy

Nozzledamus said...

yeah we told you that

Meiz said...

"Hi Meiz!"


I'm thinking about going back to being a full time golf bum.

NS

Beth said...

"I'm thinking about going back to being a full time golf bum."

Then you'd just be bitching about the dummy other golfers.

Nozzledamus said...

wait, if Green Bay wins and the Eagles win we get Farve/Packers again?

Nozzledamus said...

Jets/Vikings super bowl

bert bowl

ToddPacker said...

"Jets/Vikings super bowl"


jets in the super bowl makes me laugh

Nozzledamus said...

The first article in The Times about contact lenses was published on Aug. 4, 1930, under the headline “Lens That Fits on Eye Gets First Test Here.”

The unsigned article about a “substitute for glasses” described a lens manufactured in Germany, “about the size of a cent,” that fit over the eyeball, “held in place by capillary suction.”


yikes, i found contact lenses to be uncomfortable 15 years ago imagine then

Meiz said...

"Then you'd just be bitching about the dummy other golfers."


Wrong-o, sweet pea

Nozzledamus said...

"jets in the super bowl makes me laugh"

yeah me too

ToddPacker said...

"jets in the super bowl makes me laugh"

"yeah me too"


giants missing the playoffs makes me laugh harder though

Nozzledamus said...

"giants missing the playoffs makes me laugh harder though"

funny, not me

Nozzledamus said...

cowher serious about the bills?

Nozzledamus said...

raheem morris will return

wow

Nozzledamus said...

the Glazers are in Al Davis mode

ToddPacker said...

"funny, not me"

for me the giants = yankees

ToddPacker said...

"the Glazers are in Al Davis mode"

yep

Beth said...

"Wrong-o, sweet pea"

Oh you must switch to the deluxe persona on the golf course, got it.

ToddPacker said...
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ToddPacker said...

bobby bowden just lost 14 wins

Nozzledamus said...

damn sofa cushions

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"Tosh.0 had that dude on his show for his web redemption; it was pretty funny"

Yeah, I saw that. Funny stuff

Nozzledamus said...

Reports Page Six:

Beyonce performed for an hour on New Year’s Eve at a party thrown by terror-backing Libyan dictator Moammar Khadafy’s son, Hannibal, who has a long record of violence against women.

Beyoncé performed five songs in a sexy black leotard at the Nikki Beach club on St. Barts in front of a crowd that included her husband Jay-Z, Usher, Microsoft founder Paul Allen and Lindsay Lohan.

Some vacationers on the island were aghast. DJ Sam Young tweeted: “Jigga [Jay-Z], Beyonce & Usher were @ Nikki Beach performing for Khadafy family, WTF?”

seriously wft

Beth said...

"seriously wft"

What's wrong with a history of violence against women? Sometimes they rise up and it's necessary.

/mize

Nozzledamus said...

ignoring the women viloence thing for a minute, what about the terrorist ties this guy has?

pan am for instance

blue said...

"1) isiah thompson said...
I really wish TCU and Boise St played a "major" power and not each other, I'd like to see how they do, this game will not satisfy anyone"

I agree to a point, i liked this game better than seeing both teams destroy GA Tech and Iowa. I'd have rather seen one of them play Floridah.

BSU got the best case scenario...TCU was better than Cincy, so Boise got to play the best team available. For TCU it sucked because they don't get to play the best team available...too bad they lost anyway

Beth said...

ESPN 3D Channel coming.

Beth said...

So will you need special glasses for this channel? I'm assuming you will.

blue said...

"So will you need special glasses for this channel? I'm assuming you will."

yes, and they'll only be available on the east coast

more ecb

Nozzledamus said...

elbethpad

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck being at work

Spaceman Spiff said...

john c reilly was on my flight back, he flew coach with his fam, couldnt sneak a good pic

ToddPacker said...

"I'd have rather seen one of them play Floridah."


tesus would have crushed either team

Spaceman Spiff said...

went to a hawaii college bball game, WAC bball made my eyes bleed, refs were horrendous asswell*

Nozzledamus said...

"john c reilly was on my flight back, he flew coach with his fam, couldnt sneak a good pic"

Did you put your balls on his drum set?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dude sitting behind me at the game was hilarity, every time hawaii had the ball he would say to himself (regarding the teams best player) 'cmon superstar, do something'

Meiz said...

"ignoring the women viloence thing for a minute, what about the terrorist ties this guy has?

pan am for instance"


get over it

ToddPacker said...

"john c reilly was on my flight back"


did you ask reed about dirk's dong?

/ep

blue said...

"went to a hawaii college bball game, WAC bball made my eyes bleed, refs were horrendous asswell*"

the Idaho game?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the Idaho game?"

yes

Nozzledamus said...

eva mendes portfolio

Nozzledamus said...

complete list of the hottest girls of the decade

Nozzledamus said...

smashburger, det

Nozzledamus said...

Al Bernardin, Creator of McDonald's Quarter Pounder and More, Dead at 81


peace man

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"Did you put your balls on his drum set?"

I don't know why I'm stuck with this dong stigma

/LP

Nozzledamus said...

your bait is weak

→→→→→→→→→ said...

Wasn't bait

tem said...

"raheem morris will return

wow"

giving a head coach 1 yr is dumb. gotta give them a couple years at least.

tem said...

so i am glad they are keeping him around.

tem said...

"bobby bowden just lost 14 wins"

i'll put my trunks on and go look for them.

tem said...

also re: morris


if they fire him they are paying gruden and morris and a new guy.

tem said...

"I agree to a point, i liked this game better than seeing both teams destroy GA Tech and Iowa. I'd have rather seen one of them play Floridah."

yeah, a major power.

GT and Iowa are not major powers.

tem said...

"ESPN 3D Channel coming."

elbethfast

Nozzledamus said...

right it's only bait when i think it's real, otherwise it's not

blue said...

"smashburger, det"


smashburger is good stuff, we have a bunch here...welcome to the party pal

tem said...

the fuck is a smashburger?

Nozzledamus said...

spiff or anyone else who thinks they can help

check this, my Aquos is giving me problems, so when i turn on the tv i get like a broken picture, i get the sound of the program but the picture is all over the place, it's not static, it looks like the pic is trying to get through but cant, anywhere from 5-15 minutes eventually the picture comes back

i switched HDMI chords 3 times, it's not the chord. I think it's the cable, the TV is 3 years old, hoping it's not the tv

any thoughts? this ever happen to anyone? any message board i can do research on this topic that doesnt suck?

Nozzledamus said...

"smashburger is good stuff, we have a bunch here...welcome to the party pal"

none here yet, one in Montclair, NJ where skunkpatch lived

i'm just experiencing the awesomeness of five guys

Meiz said...

Maybe I should butter Tem up with some suite suite Rinku & Dinesh action

Meiz said...

"i switched HDMI chords 3 times, it's not the chord. I think it's the cable, the TV is 3 years old, hoping it's not the tv"


Try it in B-flat. The chords should come together then.

Meiz said...

Most Beatles songs are only in like 3 chords.

Or something like that.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i switched HDMI chords 3 times, it's not the chord. "

what music instrument did you use


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz beat me to it

blue said...

"i'm just experiencing the awesomeness of five guys"

visited a five guys for the first time the other day..

I liked it better when it was called "in n out"

Nozzledamus said...

"Try it in B-flat. The chords should come together then."

the fuck is that

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i'm just experiencing the awesomeness of five guys"

too easy, change difficulty level

Meiz said...

I think getting married is stupid

Spaceman Spiff said...

try the same hdmi port with someones xbox or blu ray player or something, it it works fine, tell your cable company you want a new box

Meiz said...

"the fuck is that"


That. Just. Happened.

Meiz said...

"try the same hdmi port with someones xbox or blu ray player or something, it it works fine, tell your cable company you want a new box"


LP DOESN'T HAVE CABLE DAMMIT!

FIOS!









Not sure why I yelled that. It just felt right.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i have selected the packers as the team i wouldnt mind seeing win the super bowl

Spaceman Spiff said...

welker's knee may have cost him a spot on my keeper team

Nozzledamus said...

i have fiber optic cable

please advice

Spaceman Spiff said...

what does you hdmi cable connect to?

tell them to send a tech out there and tell cmep to wait at home between the hours of 1AM and 11PM

Nozzledamus said...

"tell them to send a tech out there and tell cmep to wait at home between the hours of 1AM and 11PM"

Plan B

Nozzledamus said...

"what does you hdmi cable connect to? "


the more people conversate with me the more hdh they spew

Nozzledamus said...

i'll call the cable company

blue said...

i think it's your TV...go buy a new one..

if it continues to happen then you know that you just needed a new cable box

Meiz said...

"i have selected the packers as the team i wouldnt mind seeing win the super bowl"


Yeah, I'll be pulling for them

Nozzledamus said...

it's like DMV, Cable Company, Mother in law

top 3 phone calls i hate to make

Spaceman Spiff said...

matt kemp is banging rihanna, does this increase his fantasy production next season

Nozzledamus said...

"matt kemp is banging rihanna, does this increase his fantasy production next season"

yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

wall

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"Try it in B-flat. The chords should come together then."


hilarity

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"Spaceman Spiff said...
wall"


Well worth the $50 million

Nozzledamus said...

i alwasy chuckle when i see a large dude shoving a salad down his throat

and i mean large

tem said...

"it's not the chord. "

gems.

Nozzledamus said...

fresh kielbasa tonight

tem said...

do you usually have non-fresh?

i mean you could have just said keilbosa tonight. fresh is assumed, no?

Nozzledamus said...

roasting it with potatoes, topped with onions sauteed in butter

det

Spaceman Spiff said...

"fresh kielbasa tonight"

hilarity

Nozzledamus said...

"do you usually have non-fresh?

i mean you could have just said keilbosa tonight. fresh is assumed, no?"

packaged in the super market is not fresh, i'm talking fresh from the polish butcher shop on New Utrecht Ave.

→→→→→→→→→ said...

Brutal

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"fresh kielbasa tonight"

I'm having packaged kielbasa

ns

Nozzledamus said...

I'm having packaged kielbasa topped with frozen cheese

ns

*ficced

→→→→→→→→→ said...

fresh kielbasa with hot sauce tonight

ficced*

Nozzledamus said...

i win

→→→→→→→→→ said...

of course you do

Meiz said...

"fresh kielbasa tonight"


The jokes write themselves

Meiz said...

"packaged in the super market is not fresh, i'm talking fresh from the polish butcher shop on New Utrecht Ave."


You have no idea how abnormal you are.

→→→→→→→→→ said...

Gonna go home and eat a fresh orange off the tree

→→→→→→→→→ said...

Good thing jug isn't here

Meiz said...

"Gonna go home and eat a fresh orange off the tree"


Yeah, those shits from the grocery store are subpar.

Meiz said...

LUNCH TIME

→→→→→→→→→ said...

Fewer than half of U.S. workers are satisfied with their jobs, the lowest level since record-keeping began 22 years ago, said a report released Tuesday.

shocking

Nozzledamus said...

you guys really need to get more educated about the food you eat

your body is a temple start treating it better

the preservitives and shit in all those packaged food is no good

Nozzledamus said...

fruit is different

although i find grocery produce to be less fresh/ripe/tasty than fruit from a traditional fruit store/stand

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"preservitives "


Mad busy, yo

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"your body is a temple start treating it better

the preservitives and shit in all those packaged food is no good"


Motherfuckers have been eating shit food for thousands of years. I'm pretty sure that eating packaged food from a grocery store is not going to make me die at 40

Nozzledamus said...

Fewer than half of U.S. workers are satisfied with their jobs, the lowest level since record-keeping began 22 years ago, said a report released Tuesday.

elkeeffast

tem said...

"I'm having packaged kielbasa"

i might too. have some in the fridge.

Nozzledamus said...

"Motherfuckers have been eating shit food for thousands of years. I'm pretty sure that eating packaged food from a grocery store is not going to make me die at 40"

didnt say that, just saying if you can get it without all that stuff go for it

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"didnt say that, just saying if you can get it without all that stuff go for it"

Serious question....do you have chain grocery stores in your area, or is everything ma & pa joints?

→→→→→→→→→ said...

hsil graduated from college last month and she finally got a yob this week....








Outback server

ns

blue said...

so EP supports going to Whole foods and overpaying for stuff.


got it

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"so EP supports going to Whole foods and overpaying for stuff."

That's what the amex is for

Nozzledamus said...

"Serious question....do you have chain grocery stores in your area, or is everything ma & pa joints?"

yes, i frequent them for everything but rarely purchase meat from them, i am blessed with mom and pop butchers, pork stores and ethnic stores everywhere

Nozzledamus said...

"so EP supports going to Whole foods and overpaying for stuff.


got it"

nerve been in a whole foods
i dont buy organic, i think it's a joke

→→→→→→→→→ said...

pork stores still makes me aitch

→→→→→→→→→ said...

nerve been in a whole foods
i dont eat greens, i think it's a joke


*ficced

→→→→→→→→→ said...

so overpaying for meat is ok, but not for greens?

Nozzledamus said...

i eat a ton of greens fool

→→→→→→→→→ said...

doesn't make cents

Nozzledamus said...

i dont overpay for meat

why would you think i overpay for meat?

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I'll nerve understand NYers

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