Wednesday, January 06, 2010

shamhoff style yo

since i've been too busy trying to raise a 2nd kid, I haven't had much time to keep up with anything anywhere, so today is ESPN headlines and my version of te story without reading it or doing any research.

Shanahan signs deal with redskins--Ok, I lied, I do know about this one...he's getting like $90MM for 2 years or something. Zeke was right, Shanny went for the big bucks and Snyder was dumb enough to pay him and put him in charge of everything, which was shanny's problem in denver. Expect shitty drafts, worse free agent signings and an average team skins fans. (average is better than what they are now, so there you go)

Big Unit retires after 22 seasons--Didn't know he was still pitching. Now he can move into porn and keep the same nickname. Do you think one of his teammates gave him that nickname early on after seeing him in the shower? EP likes to think that this is how he got his name. HoFer, he's like 2nd all-time in Ks

Holliday, Cards agree to 7 year deal--I thought he got traded to Philly for a bunch of prospects? He's a good player, and will be great protection for Pujols. But giving a guy who's 31 or 32 a 7 year deal???? fuck you scott Boras

Iower D stymies GA Tech in Orange Bowl--who gives a shit? glad its over

Sources: NBA weighs suspension for Arenas--I hope they weigh it in grams

Harvin AP's top offensive rookie | Cushing for D --and to think both of those guys were available when the Broncos picked Slowshon Moreno. Imagine how good Percy might be if he ever gets this disc problem fixed

FSU appeal denied; Bowden out 14 wins? --maybe he'll come out of retirement to get those 14 wins back

i'm tired of these headlines...Nuggets won despite not having Carmelo, Chauncey, Birdman, and losing Ty Lawson in the 1st half. They won because the warriors fouled JR Smith on a 40 foot jumper at the buzzer, when they were up 1. That's why they're the warriors. I'm sure it was just how Don Nelson drew it up.

a couple headlines from CNN

Cable is going to cost more--I thought Al Davis was firing him

Google reveals its new smartphone--it's not that smart, they're launching it on T-mobile

Kids beg drunk bus driver to stop--if you can't feel safe driving a bus drunk, what can you feel safe in?

OK go, this post sucked

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Beth said...

"since i've been too busy trying to raise a 2nd kid"

Wait, you have a 2nd kid?????

/ep

Beth said...

"Slowshon Moreno"

I have to admit, I haven't followed Moreno's rookie year. What's the local buzz on him now that the season is over - I'm guessing not too good if his nickname is Slowshon.

blue said...

the buzz on him is that he sucks and was a waste of a pick

he falls down a lot, can't read blocks and isn't patient enough to wait for holes to open

blue said...

maybe he'll get better but he had a ton of runs for negative yards the last 10 games

Beth said...

Ouch, that surprises me. Coming out of UGA I thought he'd do pretty well. Interesting to know.

blue said...

tcs not going well today

Steve said...

Dear TPS,

Fuck Off!

Sincerely,
Steve

Beth said...

"tcs not going well today"

They should have all taken advantage of the draft.

blue said...

wall

blue said...

block

blue said...

wall

Beth said...

Blue is getting lots of points for no one.

tem said...

makes scoring easy.

tem said...

which i should go do

tem said...

last yrs semis were el pad, zeke, keith and spiff.

this year is all the same and add meiz.

Steve said...

tcs is the opposite of nba/mlb when it starts everybody is pumped up. but come playoff time everybody loses steam. i think tem needs to shorten the season.

blue said...

wall

Beth said...

"tcs is the opposite of nba/mlb when it starts everybody is pumped up. but come playoff time everybody loses steam. i think tem needs to shorten the season."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

blue said...

its a marathon not a sprint

blue said...

its a battle of wills

a war of attrition

ToddPacker said...

"They should have all taken advantage of the draft."

^^^^^^^

ToddPacker said...

"Slowshon Moreno"

moreno will be good

ToddPacker said...

the orange bowl was pretty boring

tem said...

"quick draw mc craw"

does this shit just come naturally to him?

ToddPacker said...

shanahan will last about 3 years in washington

ToddPacker said...

"does this shit just come naturally to him?"

yes

tem said...

"{Wrong Bon Jovi song, tem."

yep, i was wrong.

Beth said...

"the orange bowl was pretty boring"

I didn't watch it but the gist of the reaction to it around here is that Tech probably isn't as good as people thought they were.

Before last night there was talk of them contending for the national championship next year. Not so fast...

They've also now lost 5 bowl games in a row. As a Georgia fan that's fun to see.

blue said...

3 years sounds about right

ToddPacker said...

i was watching some quick draw mccraw* on boomerang last week... my kids were laughing the whole time i was watching it.... not because it was funny, but because they thought it was terrible

ToddPacker said...

"Tech probably isn't as good as people thought they were"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ToddPacker said...

i think there is a crap bowl game on tonight

Nozzledamus said...

i was late then dragged into a situation, i'm ok, gonna have some toast now

Nozzledamus said...

central mich/troy

crap

ToddPacker said...

drayton & durkin sounds like a law firm

tem said...

el pad 35
keith 17
spiff 10
zeke 5
Meiz 19

tem said...

"drayton & durkin sounds like a law firm"

beth's interest is up then.

blue said...

all bowl games are crap

blue said...

need a playoff system

blue said...

maybe for the TCS next year, tem can just select bowl games that people can play in and it would last a week or 2

Steve said...

"but because they thought it was terrible"

i was at my sisters house a few weeks back. her sister call Nirvana "old music"

i almost choked a bitch.

tem said...

maybe i will.

Steve said...

*her babysitter

tem said...

"my kids were laughing the whole time i was watching it.... not because it was funny, but because they thought it was terrible"

give them the homeless treatment.

ToddPacker said...

"give them the homeless treatment."


not a bad idea

blue said...

wall

tem said...

-2 for blue

tem said...

boom

ToddPacker said...

"i was at my sisters house a few weeks back. her sister call Nirvana "old music"


"nevermind" is almost 20 years old

tem said...

too bad zeke didn't draft anyone. he is going to get smoked.

Steve said...

yea. i just hurt to hear it out loud

blue said...

what's a nirvana?

blue said...

you mean the band that tried to be like Pearl Jam until their lead singer offed himself?

ToddPacker said...

"you mean the band that tried to be like Pearl Jam"

silly

Steve said...

what's a Pearl Jam? Is that those guys on the Target commericals?

Nozzledamus said...

funny convo in the Wrestler about Nirvana, how they "ruined" rock and roll

blue said...

PJ is a modern day Zepplin

blue said...

or stones


or beatles

Nozzledamus said...

Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: Goddamn they don't make em' like they used to.

Cassidy: Fuckin' 80's man, best shit ever !

Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: Bet'chr ass man, Guns N' Roses! Rules.

Cassidy: Crue!

Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: Yeah!

Cassidy: Def Lep!

Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: Then that Cobain pussy had to come around & ruin it all.

Cassidy: Like theres something wrong with just wanting to have a good time?

Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: I'll tell you somethin', I hate the fuckin' 90's.

Cassidy: Fuckin' 90's sucked.

Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: Fuckin' 90's sucked.

Steve said...

Blue's "S" key must be broke.

Beth said...

"too bad zeke didn't draft anyone. he is going to get smoked"

I think zeke isn't really blocked at work. Instead he just got tired of trying during the TCS so came up with that excuse to spare him more quitting jokes.

Partly s, partly ns.

The Kods make Jon and Kate look normal said...

PJ is a modern day Zepplin

PJ is a modern day Grand Funk Railroad; started off huge, got progressively worse, and faded into irrelevance

Nozzledamus said...

ezekiel say it aint so

Nozzledamus said...

i could not get out of bed this morning like one of those fuck it i'm gonna be late and i dont givev a shit feelings

Nozzledamus said...

givev sounds like a russian word

Nozzledamus said...

i hate russians

ToddPacker said...

"PJ is a modern day Grand Funk Railroad; started off huge, got progressively worse, and faded into irrelevance"

crazy talk, kod.... their latest stuff from 09 is grate*... "breathe" might be their.best.song.eVar

Nozzledamus said...

they are evil

Nozzledamus said...

shit kicking mules

Nozzledamus said...

and they steal from the government, yeah that's right i said it

JFreak said...

"Tech probably isn't as good as people thought they were"

Option attack isn't as successful when the other team has a month to prepare for it.

blue said...

PJ just isn't commercial anymore like they were with ten and vs and other albums


they became way too political though when GW was in office

latest album is really really good

ToddPacker said...

"latest album is really really good"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

"Option attack isn't as successful when the other team has a month to prepare for it."

Yeah, that's what the Iowa coach said too, that he could see it being very tough for teams with only 1 week prep time.

ToddPacker said...

"Option attack isn't as successful when the other team has a month to prepare for it."


excellent point, freak

Tyler said...

TDiLoVH: In LoVad, Meiz turned into Andy and then turned back into Meiz again. He also HAS NOWHERE TO GO
. It is a pretty entertaining read.

That is all.

tem said...

"Option attack isn't as successful when the other team has a month to prepare for it."

^^^

something like GT is 1-4 against teams that had over a week to prep.

tem said...

is this the 1yr anniversary of NOWHERE TO GO?

tem said...

wow

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"el pad 35"


Note to self...be more illiterate

JFreak said...

LeBron and Howard remaking Bird/Jordan McD's ad.

Nozzledamus said...

"el pad 35"


Note to self...be more awesome.

*fxxxxed

tem said...

"Note to self...be more illiterate"


note to as. hit more premie's and natty's.

tem said...

although i was very entertained by "chords."

that got spiff 1 point, meiz 2 and elpad 3 or 4. (2 for saying it and then another 1 or 2 for not knowing it was wrong)

tem said...

"LeBron and Howard remaking Bird/Jordan McD's ad."

but neither is white.

Nozzledamus said...

global warming freaks are trying to tug at the hearts now

→→→→→→→→→ said...

isiah thomas said...

deke get another yob*


^^^^^^^^

Nozzledamus said...

deke get another yob*


^^^^^^^^


COLOV

→→→→→→→→→ said...

tdilovh was grate*

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"COLOV"

Yeah it was from Tyler's tdilovh link

blue said...

zeke should get another job if he's blocked

Nozzledamus said...

didnt we argue about obama turning grey with the quickness? i dont remember either but i think i won

ToddPacker said...

"Um, who's the fatty on the corch* playing with the Star Wars figures?"

wow... very funny... i was on hiatus then... missed some good stuff

Meiz said...

"el pad 35
keith 17
spiff 10
zeke 5
Meiz 19"


time to throw in the towel

Nozzledamus said...

wow so i forced deke to scream "HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO

Nozzledamus said...

good times

tem said...

meiz and zeke are quitters

tem said...

meiz you lost the second you didn't draft anyone.

you have nobody to blame but yourself.

tem said...

zeke lost the second he got blocked.

Meiz said...

"PJ is a modern day Zepplin

PJ is a modern day Grand Funk Railroad; started off huge, got progressively worse, and faded into irrelevance"


KOD! Thank You!

Meiz said...

January 6th

Thanks for the reminder, dickface.

Meiz said...

Dude just brought in a box that is covered with this:

Fragel
Handell with care




Nice work, you old fuck.

Meiz said...

Fine, I'll go bathe in my filth.

Tyler said...

"January 6th

Thanks for the reminder, dickface."

Well, I'm pretty sure I was already on your kill list, so, I didn't really have anything to lose by posting that.

Tyler said...

Speaking of the kill list, can we get an updated on that?

Tyler said...

"an updated on that" was HDH.

Tyler said...

And I wasn't even trying.

Steve said...

i did not know that Meiz had a kill list.

Nozzledamus said...

"Fragel
Handell with care




Nice work, you old fuck."


Be careful with my shit!

Meiz said...

Goddammit, that shit was pretty good.

Steve said...

yet, i'm not surprised a bit.

Meiz said...

"deke did the fm cheat on you?"


I actually have decided that the answer to this question is probably yes.

Meiz said...

"Well, I'm pretty sure I was already on your kill list, so, I didn't really have anything to lose by posting that."


You're not on the kill list.

Nobody from here is on the kill list anymore

Tyler said...

You need to keep reading on the next page where Zeke and I give you advice on how to raise money to get out of the lease. There is some gold in there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nobody from here is on the kill list anymore"

what color lipstick did you put on after crossing the names off

Tyler said...

"Nobody from here is on the kill list anymore"

What? When did this happen?

Tyler said...

"Deke, two words: drug mule. Drive down to Mexico, hook up with some locals, stash a couple of keys of Yay-yo in a tire in your trunk, drive across the border, make cash money."

JFreak said...

So...Austin Collie led rookie WRs in catches and touchdowns and didn't get a single vote for Offensive Rookie of the Year?

Something has gone wrong.

Tyler said...

"what color lipstick did you put on after crossing the names off"

Billy Madison. A classic.

JFreak said...

"what color lipstick did you put on after crossing the names off"

Yay Billy Madison.

Beth said...

"Nobody from here is on the kill list anymore"

I'm actually a little disappointed to read this.

ns

Tyler said...

"I'm actually a little disappointed to read this."

Me too. I thought for sure I'd be in the top ten.

Nozzledamus said...

deke has gone soft

JFreak said...

"So...Austin Collie led rookie WRs in catches and touchdowns and didn't get a single vote for Offensive Rookie of the Year?

Something has gone wrong."

Goddman Mike Wallace of the Steelers got a vote.

Come on man.

Meiz said...

I'm kind of disappointed. I really failed at expressing how upset I was that night.

NS

Spaceman Spiff said...

you should have been celebrating

Spaceman Spiff said...

austin collie, mormon

just saying

Spaceman Spiff said...

wall

Meiz said...

"you should have been celebrating"


Hindsight is 20/20

Meiz said...

"Meiz said...

I got a nine in my pocket, and baby I'm dying to cock it

January 6, 2009 11:36 PM"




THERE WE GO!

I can't believe it took so long for something like that.

Meiz said...

I'm really sick of non-dummy's kids tying up our phone lines

Meiz said...

I haven't watched Conan in ages. This seems dumb.

Meiz said...

"wow so i forced deke to scream "HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO"


You're giving yourself way too much credit here.

tem said...

it is cold here.

tem said...

other pointless comments as details warrant.

tem said...

just realized that i can put my coat on and pull my hood over my head and nobody can see my face.

so i can just sit here and sleep with my coat on.

tem said...

"wow so i forced deke to scream "HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO"


also deke didn't scream "HE HAS"....he wouldn't use 3rd person.

Meiz said...

$$$Lady doing Dummy's busy work does not make me happy. LEAVE THAT SHIT FOR THE MORON.

Steve said...

"pull my hood over my head and nobody can see my face."

i'm sure that's good news to everybody around you as well.

tem said...

"i'm sure that's good news to everybody around you as well."

win win

Nozzledamus said...

wall

tem said...

el pad brought the A game.

he wants that OG gift card.

Steve said...

The G-Spot is a myth

Nozzledamus said...

"he wants that OG gift card."

you tube

me burning it

Nozzledamus said...

i've always known the gspot is fake

→→→→→→→→→ said...

""an updated on that" was HDH."


Where were you 3 weeks ago

Steve said...

"i've always known the gspot is fake"


That’s not excuse for never satisfying a woman.

Nozzledamus said...

"That’s not excuse for never satisfying a woman."

you tried that old line?

hahahaha
sucker

Nozzledamus said...

bad strertgy

→→→→→→→→→ said...

Isn't LP already on record as saying cmep isn't satisfied?

→→→→→→→→→ said...

that was s. He just doesn't know ROMANCE

Nozzledamus said...

what?

if your crazy world maybe, i never said that

Nozzledamus said...

correct, she's complained i aint romantic

→→→→→→→→→ said...

eating some spicy chicken nuggets right now

Nozzledamus said...

but she doesnt know romance either

watching too much tv, romance doesnt always have to be flowers, gay shit and soft music

it could be wet noodles, butt plugs and perseco

→→→→→→→→→ said...

Arenas giving his teammates the gun salute with his hands was probably not a smat* thing to do

Steve said...

"but she doesnt know romance either"


EP just wants to be held.

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"watching too much tv, romance doesnt always have to be flowers, gay shit and soft music

it could be wet noodles, butt plugs and perseco"


You watch too much porn

Nozzledamus said...

you dont watch enough

→→→→→→→→→ said...

The song playing in Wendy's right now is "she's a maaaaaaniac, maaaaniac, on the floor"

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"you dont watch enough"


compared to you, probably not

Nozzledamus said...

mariah is drunk

Nozzledamus said...

awfully dumb pot dealer

JFreak said...

I don't read el pad's links because he has a track record of being boring

Meiz said...

Dummy just spent 20 minutes making 6 FUCKING COPIES. SIX. That's 3 minutes and 20 seconds per copy.

Beth said...

"it could be wet noodles, butt plugs and perseco"

What is perseco?

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"Dummy just spent 20 minutes making 6 FUCKING COPIES. SIX. That's 3 minutes and 20 seconds per copy."


is that a lot?

Meiz said...

I don't read el pad's links because he has a track record of being boring


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

"Dummy just spent 20 minutes making 6 FUCKING COPIES. SIX. That's 3 minutes and 20 seconds per copy."

Are you kidding, that's genuis. That's 20 less minutes to have to worry about real work.

Nozzledamus said...

"I don't read el pad's links because he has a track record of being boring"

oh and yours are awesome

one time you linked a 10 minute video of a paintball gun

fool

Steve said...

"Are you kidding, that's genuis. That's 20 less minutes to have to worry about real work."



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

"I don't read el pad's links because he has a track record of being boring"

On the opposite end of the spectrum, I think everyone clicks on spiff's links cause 99% of the time there's a good pic there.

Steve said...

i think Meiz is getting out-foxed by dummy

Nozzledamus said...

"What is perseco?"

sparkling wine

Beth said...

"one time you linked a 10 minute video of a paintball gun"

I have to give the point to ep for that one.

Nozzledamus said...

"i think Meiz is getting out-foxed by dummy"

let that fat ugly idiot do all the work

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
sparkling wine"

its italian, how come you have no idea how to spell it?

Beth said...

"i think Meiz is getting out-foxed by dummy"

I agree - meiz is working his ass off and fretting about work all the time, while dummy comes in, does real work maybe 10% of the day, has no worries cause she doesn't give a shit, and cause everyone thinks she's a dummy they have no real expectations for her.

Doesn't sound like a dummy to me...

Beth said...

So is anyone besides me and maybe kev interested in another yahoo golf fantasy league? I'll set it up but if it's only 1 or 2 of us it's probably not worth the time and effort.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wont join

Meiz said...

"Are you kidding, that's genuis. That's 20 less minutes to have to worry about real work."


Except for the part where she's stressed out the entire time about not knowing how to work the machine. And she refuses to ask for help because, and I quote, "it would make me look stupid and like I don't know what I'm doing".

Um, NO SHIT? REALLY?

→→→→→→→→→ said...

I'm boycotting golf until Tiger comes back

s

Nozzledamus said...

"its italian, how come you have no idea how to spell it?"

i know how, Prosecco

Nozzledamus said...

i wont join

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

Here's another one.

She hangs up on at least 2 people a day on the phone. Not on purpose, but because she can't figure out how putting and taking people off hold works. I'm dead fucking serious.

Meiz said...

"So is anyone besides me and maybe kev interested in another yahoo golf fantasy league? I'll set it up but if it's only 1 or 2 of us it's probably not worth the time and effort."

I'll do it.

Meiz said...

This bitch is like a fucking caricature of the dumbest person on earth.



And no, I don't actually fret about work. This shithole is way down the list on things I worry about.

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"And no, I don't actually fret about work. This shithole is way down the list on things I worry about."

You probably care about it more than you'll admit

→→→→→→→→→ said...

whatever happened to the talk about dummy being fird*?

→→→→→→→→→ said...

and what happened the your raise

Meiz said...

"i think Meiz is getting out-foxed by dummy"


Nothing insults me more than comments like this one.

NS

I realize I shouldn't admit that, but if anybody actually said that to me, and was dead serious, they'd end up on the floor.

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"Nothing insults me more than comments like this one."


note to self

→→→→→→→→→ said...

mize is being played the fool by dummy

Beth said...

"I realize I shouldn't admit that, but if anybody actually said that to me, and was dead serious, they'd end up on the floor"

Well at least now we know how LOV'ers can get back on meiz's kill list.

tem said...

raise went to dummy

Meiz said...

"whatever happened to the talk about dummy being fird*?"


We're taking applications

tem said...

dummy tolt bossman that she'd do better if she was paid more. it's science.

he boat it.

Steve said...

""Nothing insults me more than comments like this one."


note to self"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

"Well at least now we know how LOV'ers can get back on meiz's kill list."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"We're taking applications"


Don't you take applications every day?

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