Not sure if you guys want the Pro Bowl pick or not. The dead week before Super Bowl sunday is almost over. Can you feel it. It's almost time for me to start paying close attention to basketball. Starbury debuts for his China club real soon. I'm sure he'll do a u-stream video after while crying and eating dog. The Daily News did this thing about Peyton and asked whether or not is he one of the greatest QB's of all time and most had him in the Top 5. The unanimous #1 was Joe Cool followed by the unanimous #2 Johnny U. Then opinions started going awry and #3, #4, #5 spots were all scattered. One guy had Brady 3, Manning 4 and Bradshaw 5. Bradshaw's numbers are so underwhelming but he won alot of Lombardi. Did you know Bradshaw recorded 5 music albums? WFT? Wikipedia is great. Hey remember when we all had encyclopedias in our house. It was like the big thing your parents bought. A huge purchase. Wonder what encyclopedia salesman are up to right now? I'm gonna write this post and not skip any lines. You know what bothers me, when I send someone an email and they say that they didn't get it. Um, yes you did I sent it. It's email. I didn't send it by pigeon. Just say that you accidentially deleted it so we can move on. Less painful. If John Smoltz signs with the Mets I will blow torch my big toe. Right now I'm leaning towards taking the Colts because they look like a dynasty. They'll be back in the Super Bowl at lease once more before Peyton retires. And if he has 5 more years left than he'll be there 2 more times. But the Saints are easy to root for. Kanye is rooting for black people in general. So is Steve. It's so ironic he is a Duke fan, the entire team is ghost. If bacon makes everything taste better why not try it when we eat pussy? That's salt overload. But so tasty I bet. I don't get art. Do you toast your pop tarts or eat them as is? I told cmep to choose 5 cities she would like to visit that she never visited before and I would choose 5 cities and we would go to 2 or 3 a year, on the cheap if possible, like a weekend or something like that (if I get a decent bonus, fucking barack, AHIK) and here are mine......in no paticular order. Austin, Tx. Santa Fe, NM. Seattle, WA. San Diego, CA. Minneapolis-St.Paul, MN. She hasn't given here yet. Notable other, Charleston SC, Portland OR, Kansas City MS and Nawlins. I enjoy seeing my country. Forthose who want kids, 2 and half to I think 4 years old is the best. I'm really having a ball hearing my kid talk and say silly things. Pitchers and catchers, 21 days. DET.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 917 Newer› Newest»when I send someone an email and they say that they didn't get it. Um, yes you did I sent it. It's email.
actually emails can get dropped, delayed, or blocked.
Do you toast your pop tarts or eat them as is?
toasted.
excmjug used to cook two of them, spread butter on one, and then make them into a pop tart butter sandwhich*
that got a ::heart attack:: from me
space cannon
tiger mistress golf balls
i wonder if he gets a a cut of those
we need to get a set of LOV golf balls made. not with our real face, but our profile pics.
suite...i could be on both of those sets
/beth
Mamma Teresa stamp
really WFT cares? I might buy a book of stamps a year.
Its been awhile...
tonight i'm going here to see this guy.
on saturday I am going here for this.
on sunday i'm not going anywhere
and i have monday off...suite
"actually emails can get dropped, delayed, or blocked."
not in my world
i'm working from home today
sage steele can catch it
"excmjug used to cook two of them, spread butter on one, and then make them into a pop tart butter sandwhich*""
::trying that now::
those guys sure know there audience
bruce bowen retired? and wears a bowtie on espn?
this ig oing to be a >200 comment day
for shame
haven't watched sportscenter in a minute
listening to mike and mike
what is Lp doing this weekend?
this ig oing to be a >200 comment day
i hope cmep does your math homework
s
kod, does anyone really care what this guy thinks?
"Forthose who want kids, 2 and half to I think 4 years old is the best. I'm really having a ball hearing my kid talk and say silly things"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"what is Lp doing this weekend?"
chillin, no plans
"i'm working from home today"
me too
big boss in orlando just emailed me... wants to call me to discuss laying off more people...woe
tell him not you
watching "The River Wild"
fotgot Dale Doback is in this
"tell him not you"
i'm not worried.... yet.
just going to have to lay off some people that i have on part-time.... should have let them go months ago
ok blue
my drunk brother is in town.... i'm probably going to get "couch drunk" at some point this weekend
cool, remember bros before hoes
kod, does anyone really care what this guy thinks?
maybe a little at first when he was so against the Favre signing....but he just kept bitching about it all season. Even in the week running up to the Saints game he was complaining about Favre; I think most Vikings fans (especially under 65) tuned him out after the first couple games of the season.
hilarious responses to my fb status yesterday/this morning; congrats to all LOVers involved (Tem's midget comment got a big aitch)
Buca di Beppo coupon
hilarious responses to my fb status yesterday/this morning; congrats to all LOVers involved (Tem's midget comment got a big aitch)
i don't read FBAD
/Lp
hilarity
i feel left out
re: cities you'd like to visit
that's a good list...i've been to 4 of the 5...haven't been to Minneapolis yet...probably this year though
if you come down to ATX let me know and ill do my best to get up there. we can go to a suite country concert...keef will be jealous.
not like kenny chesney country, buy local stuff
buy = but
obviously 6th street would be in play asswell
i want to see john arthur martinez in texas.
that's a good list...i've been to 4 of the 5...haven't been to Minneapolis yet...probably this year though
you sister lives there too right?
blue is a world traveler
i had savannah, GA on that list but scratched it because I'm going there in March
nashville, austin, kansas city, montpieller (sp?), San Diego.
some of your best work, EP
whatever happened to renee russo? she just get too old to be on tv?
"you sister lives there too right?"
yessir
"whatever happened to renee russo? she just get too old to be on tv?"
was she on TV?
"i had savannah, GA on that list but scratched it because I'm going there in March"
st patricks's day?
thanks steve
"st patricks's day?"
yup
renee russo is married to jake taylor now, they live in arizona where he coaches
renee russo
Anybody remember this movie?
"was she on TV?"
she was in major league and i saw it on tv.
i eat pop tarts cold.
my list:
san diego
san fran
seattle
milwaukee/madison
cleveland
"st patricks's day?"
yup"
i might be there that week... having trouble getting a hotel and i don't want to stay with cmtp's brother
"i eat pop tarts cold"
i eat pop tarts room temperature
i put them in the fridge or freezer.
unless the room is cold.
then i will eat them at room temperature.
"i put them in the fridge or freezer."
i will try that
milwaukee/madison
For Madison, I would recommend getting a hotel as close to (or on) State Street as possible.
"i might be there that week... having trouble getting a hotel and i don't want to stay with cmtp's brother"
same situation, just reverse cmtp's brother with my sister
san fran
it's #1 on all the lists I googled
"For Madison, I would recommend getting a hotel as close to (or on) State Street as possible."
i'd like to hit a brewers game and badger football game on the same trip
clevland
::ohio sucks::
cleveland?
san fran sucks...
well...i guess if you've nerve been there it would be alright...
lots to do there and the surrounding areas too, i guess.
""i put them in the fridge or freezer."
i will try that"
don't eat em frozen, just cold.
"san fran
it's #1 on all the lists I googled"
you know there are lots of gays there right?
"cleveland?"
R&R HoF
you know there are lots of gays there right?
EXACTLY!
/ep
"you know there are lots of gays there right?"
yea that's part of the reason it aint on my list
"don't eat em frozen, just cold"
ok
the guantlet looks tough
"you know there are lots of gays there right?"
yea that's part of the reason it aint on my list"
that was S btw, it's on my top ten, not my top 5
i want to go to spring training in AZ one year
i've been to fla ST three times
worth the trip?
i was supposed to go to hawaii this year, but my friends who are stationed there will be coming stateside a few times...so maybe next year
dick
spring training is grate* in florida... planning a trip to the eastcoast of florida to see the mess
"worth the trip?"
absolutely
unbelievable access to the players and field
and great weather
"spring training is grate* in florida... planning a trip to the eastcoast of florida to see the mess"
too bad David Wright got traded for Gary Mathews Jr.
"dick"
sorry to hear that, jug... obama helped me out yesterday... florida high speed rail = lots of work for my company
thanks, obama!
yeah that was an odd trade. surprised we haven't seen more on Sportscenter about it.
"too bad David Wright got traded for Gary Mathews Jr."
thanks for reminding me, h
why does nasa have a constipation program anyway?
"and great weather"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
sorry to hear that, jug...
i got out of the nasa contractor at the right time last year. went to happy hour with my old co-workers yesterday and its not good times there. no raises this year, and a lot of incentives they were told would be there at the end of the program are no longer there.
"Hey remember when we all had encyclopedias in our house."
no
just got the call from my boss... got lay off 1 part timer and move a full timer to PT.... woe
rene russo got too ugly to be in anything, thomas crown affair was her last hurrah
"Hey remember when we all had encyclopedias in our house."
no
damn, i am old
"and move a full timer to PT"
do the guy a favor and lay him off too, FT to PT would be redonk
"just got the call from my boss... got lay off 1 part timer and move a full timer to PT.... woe"
thanks obama!
free breakfast fridays at chikfila is great, except its not free, gotta buy a medium drink
"damn, i am old"
i would use the ones at the library, maybe i was just too poor to have them
"i would use the ones at the library, maybe i was just too poor to have them"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ive had them read to me
/tem
"free breakfast fridays at chikfila is great, except its not free, gotta buy a medium drink"
it's wednesdays here
i didn't have the encyclos at my house either...except for that one that microsoft put on a disk...encarta or something
"thanks obama!"
yeah, getting rid of same dead wood is a good thing
thanks again, obama!
s
some, not same
whoever invented the toilet was a genius
"except for that one that microsoft put on a disk...encarta or something"
rich kids are the worse*
"excmjug used to cook two of them, spread butter on one, and then make them into a pop tart butter sandwhich*
that got a ::heart attack:: from me"
Didn't you say she gained like 30 lbs since the jugvorce? Maybe that's all she eats now
Women talk too fucking much. I got the point of what you were saying 20 words ago. STFU.
Didn't you say she gained like 30 lbs since the jugvorce? Maybe that's all she eats now
could be...that and whataburger
maybe 5 guys
yikes
"Women talk too fucking much. I got the point of what you were saying 20 words ago. STFU."
someone is about to get knocked out
i need more shot glasses
The encyclopedias we had when I was a kid were the ones that you could get at the grocery store. Moms would buy like 2 or 3 at a time. Not sure if that was because they didn't all come out at once or because we was broke
If I've only had a layover in a city does that still count as a city I've nerve* visited?
"The encyclopedias we had when I was a kid were the ones that you could get at the grocery store. Moms would buy like 2 or 3 at a time. Not sure if that was because they didn't all come out at once or because we was broke"
yeah, i remember those.... i think we had A, B, C and G.... i remember having to do reports on shit that started with those letters only (ns)
"If I've only had a layover in a city does that still count as a city I've nerve* visited?"
yes
"If I've only had a layover in a city does that still count as a city I've nerve* visited?"
layovers shouldn't count
i guess LA should be on my list too... fucking 'bama cost me my trip to LA
layover is bush league
i have to drive cmep to work
layover is dong league
*fixed
layover is dong league
chuckle
cousins
kids are home sick and cmtp just left for work.... as soon as cmtp left for work the kids start acting "non-sick"... i applaud their efforts
"cousins"
crazy
In 2008, the society discovered that Obama is related to seven prior presidents, including George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, Lyndon Johnson, Harry S. Truman and James Madison. They also learned he was related to actor Brad Pitt.
weird
We're all related
"yeah, i remember those.... i think we had A, B, C and G.... i remember having to do reports on shit that started with those letters only (ns)"
Hilarity. I remember doing the same thing
"kids are home sick and cmtp just left for work.... as soon as cmtp left for work the kids start acting "non-sick"... i applaud their efforts "
You taught 'em well, old man
Way too fucking busy
MS Encarta was the bomb
"You taught 'em well, old man"
i try
golden corral commercials are dumb
I want steak, shrimp, lobster, a salad, and mashed potatoes all for around 10 bucks.
"I want steak, shrimp, lobster, a salad, and mashed potatoes all for around 10 bucks."
security!
wendy's commercial where the 2 guys hyperventilate is the most awful commercial in recent memory
inside the nfl did a fantastic job on these conf game highlights
Seattle
Portland
Anchorage
Dyersville, IA
Minneapolis
anchorage is a good one
field of dreams?
"field of dreams?"
Si
rex ryan was talking mad junk during the game, hilarity
"wendy's commercial where the 2 guys hyperventilate is the most awful commercial in recent memory"
Its even worse on the radio. Made me queasy.
ns
the ref who did the coin toss referred to the jets as the Giants
not the same without harry kalas
thomas jones sad, let's take this team, beat them bad, and go to the motherfucking super bowl
it was inspiring
that ball peyton laid unto Collie up the seam in the middle, REDONK
caldwell didnt say one word the entire higlight
SG up
/LP
teams that have played in the most superbowls
cowboys -- 8 (5-3)
Steelers --7 (6-1)
Patriots -- 6 (3-3)
Broncos -- 6 (2-4)
fucking broncos
"not the same without harry kalas"
the phillies suck
(rev bat signal)
"caldwell didnt say one word the entire higlight"
shots of him on the sidelines during games are redonk, his hand is always on the communications thing on his hip and he doesnt say or do anything ever
caldwell motto:
speak softly and have a big dick
I ♥ Caldwell
/LP
Broncos -- 6 (2-4)
fucking broncos
-STFU
Pine Valley, NJ
Pebble Beach, CA
Bandon, OR
Farmingdale, NY
Pinehurst, NC
I liked SG's column today; it did make me feel bad though in a way (ns). I'm still not completely ready to read/think about the NFL yet. Thank goodness I have the Super Bowl Box or else I'm not even sure I would watch the game
WOEWOEWOE
why is kurt warner retiring? he's fucking awesome
are those all golf courses?
"are those all golf courses?"
Of course
augusta didn't make the cut, meiz?
I'm watching the Vikings-Saints game. So are the guys in the apartment next to me, only my TV is running 10 seconds slower than theirs. I just heard Favre's pick before it happened. And now they're going to OT, where the Saints are sure as hell gonna win the toss. The girl I love won't talk to me. Please give me a reason not to kill myself.
-- Nick, Minneapolis
that's kind of funny
the whole ten seconds behind thing...
"augusta didn't make the cut, meiz?"
How do you suppose I'd get to play that course?
"I liked SG's column today"
i thought is was a pile of shit
damn you love golf
hahahahaa
love tp's hatred for SG
hahahahaa
love tp's hatred for SG
i love it twice apparentaly
"How do you suppose I'd get to play that course?"
fair enough.... i was thinking about watching the masters live
"why is kurt warner retiring? he's fucking awesome"
The Saints made him do it.
"love tp's hatred for SG"
"sports whisperer".... give me a fuckin break, douche bag
"fair enough.... i was thinking about watching the masters live"
You have to be on your best behavior there. No thanks.
I'd get booted.
I cracked Phil up @ Whistling Straits in '04. That would get me kicked out of Augusta.
Time to switch to the back computer
"You have to be on your best behavior there. No thanks.
I'd get booted."
good point
"I cracked Phil up @ Whistling Straits in '04. That would get me kicked out of Augusta."
i once offered john daly a marlb light at the bell south in atlanta... won a $10 bet because of it.... he didn't take the smoke though, he said he was "good"
"You have to be on your best behavior there. No thanks.
I'd get booted."
Oh, you're that guy
Today might be the day it happens.
Buy 1 Big Mac, get the 2nd for $.10
"Oh, you're that guy"
No, I'm not obnoxious. They just boot a shitload of people at the Masters.
saw that story on HBO sports with bryant gumbel about kenny greene...the golfer dude who lost his leg...sad story
then 3 days later his kid comes up dead in his dorm in SMU...talk about a dude having a cursed life
debbie downer
We hit the wall
debbie gives good head though
not sure if it was mentioned, but the rev uncle buck thing on FB was hilarity
josh fogg
YEAH CHAMPIONSHIP!
damon is silly for turning down 7MM a year from the yanks
what's malaluga doing in kentucky
breathing
hey we might get >200
for shame
no clue why
bold
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