Friday, January 29, 2010

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Not sure if you guys want the Pro Bowl pick or not. The dead week before Super Bowl sunday is almost over. Can you feel it. It's almost time for me to start paying close attention to basketball. Starbury debuts for his China club real soon. I'm sure he'll do a u-stream video after while crying and eating dog. The Daily News did this thing about Peyton and asked whether or not is he one of the greatest QB's of all time and most had him in the Top 5. The unanimous #1 was Joe Cool followed by the unanimous #2 Johnny U. Then opinions started going awry and #3, #4, #5 spots were all scattered. One guy had Brady 3, Manning 4 and Bradshaw 5. Bradshaw's numbers are so underwhelming but he won alot of Lombardi. Did you know Bradshaw recorded 5 music albums? WFT? Wikipedia is great. Hey remember when we all had encyclopedias in our house. It was like the big thing your parents bought. A huge purchase. Wonder what encyclopedia salesman are up to right now? I'm gonna write this post and not skip any lines. You know what bothers me, when I send someone an email and they say that they didn't get it. Um, yes you did I sent it. It's email. I didn't send it by pigeon. Just say that you accidentially deleted it so we can move on. Less painful. If John Smoltz signs with the Mets I will blow torch my big toe. Right now I'm leaning towards taking the Colts because they look like a dynasty. They'll be back in the Super Bowl at lease once more before Peyton retires. And if he has 5 more years left than he'll be there 2 more times. But the Saints are easy to root for. Kanye is rooting for black people in general. So is Steve. It's so ironic he is a Duke fan, the entire team is ghost. If bacon makes everything taste better why not try it when we eat pussy? That's salt overload. But so tasty I bet. I don't get art. Do you toast your pop tarts or eat them as is? I told cmep to choose 5 cities she would like to visit that she never visited before and I would choose 5 cities and we would go to 2 or 3 a year, on the cheap if possible, like a weekend or something like that (if I get a decent bonus, fucking barack, AHIK) and here are mine......in no paticular order. Austin, Tx. Santa Fe, NM. Seattle, WA. San Diego, CA. Minneapolis-St.Paul, MN. She hasn't given here yet. Notable other, Charleston SC, Portland OR, Kansas City MS and Nawlins. I enjoy seeing my country. Forthose who want kids, 2 and half to I think 4 years old is the best. I'm really having a ball hearing my kid talk and say silly things. Pitchers and catchers, 21 days. DET.

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Jugdish said...

when I send someone an email and they say that they didn't get it. Um, yes you did I sent it. It's email.



actually emails can get dropped, delayed, or blocked.

Jugdish said...

Do you toast your pop tarts or eat them as is?


toasted.

excmjug used to cook two of them, spread butter on one, and then make them into a pop tart butter sandwhich*

that got a ::heart attack:: from me

Jugdish said...

space cannon

Jugdish said...

tiger mistress golf balls


i wonder if he gets a a cut of those

Jugdish said...

we need to get a set of LOV golf balls made. not with our real face, but our profile pics.

Jugdish said...

suite...i could be on both of those sets


/beth

Jugdish said...

Mamma Teresa stamp


really WFT cares? I might buy a book of stamps a year.

Jugdish said...

Its been awhile...

tonight i'm going here to see this guy.

Jugdish said...

on saturday I am going here for this.

Jugdish said...

on sunday i'm not going anywhere

Jugdish said...

and i have monday off...suite

El Pad said...

"actually emails can get dropped, delayed, or blocked."

not in my world

El Pad said...

i'm working from home today

El Pad said...

sage steele can catch it

El Pad said...

"excmjug used to cook two of them, spread butter on one, and then make them into a pop tart butter sandwhich*""

::trying that now::

El Pad said...

those guys sure know there audience

El Pad said...

bruce bowen retired? and wears a bowtie on espn?

El Pad said...

this ig oing to be a >200 comment day

for shame

El Pad said...

haven't watched sportscenter in a minute

Jugdish said...

listening to mike and mike

Jugdish said...

what is Lp doing this weekend?

Jugdish said...

this ig oing to be a >200 comment day


i hope cmep does your math homework


s

Jugdish said...

kod, does anyone really care what this guy thinks?

ToddPacker said...

"Forthose who want kids, 2 and half to I think 4 years old is the best. I'm really having a ball hearing my kid talk and say silly things"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

"what is Lp doing this weekend?"

chillin, no plans

ToddPacker said...

"i'm working from home today"

me too

ToddPacker said...

big boss in orlando just emailed me... wants to call me to discuss laying off more people...woe

El Pad said...

tell him not you

El Pad said...

watching "The River Wild"

El Pad said...

fotgot Dale Doback is in this

ToddPacker said...

"tell him not you"

i'm not worried.... yet.

just going to have to lay off some people that i have on part-time.... should have let them go months ago

El Pad said...

ok blue

ToddPacker said...

my drunk brother is in town.... i'm probably going to get "couch drunk" at some point this weekend

El Pad said...

cool, remember bros before hoes

I wish he was my dad said...

kod, does anyone really care what this guy thinks?

maybe a little at first when he was so against the Favre signing....but he just kept bitching about it all season. Even in the week running up to the Saints game he was complaining about Favre; I think most Vikings fans (especially under 65) tuned him out after the first couple games of the season.

I wish he was my dad said...

hilarious responses to my fb status yesterday/this morning; congrats to all LOVers involved (Tem's midget comment got a big aitch)

Jugdish said...

Buca di Beppo coupon

Jugdish said...

hilarious responses to my fb status yesterday/this morning; congrats to all LOVers involved (Tem's midget comment got a big aitch)



i don't read FBAD

/Lp

I wish he was my dad said...

hilarity

blue said...

i feel left out

blue said...

re: cities you'd like to visit


that's a good list...i've been to 4 of the 5...haven't been to Minneapolis yet...probably this year though

Jugdish said...

if you come down to ATX let me know and ill do my best to get up there. we can go to a suite country concert...keef will be jealous.

not like kenny chesney country, buy local stuff

Jugdish said...

buy = but

Jugdish said...

obviously 6th street would be in play asswell

tem said...

i want to see john arthur martinez in texas.

I wish he was my dad said...

that's a good list...i've been to 4 of the 5...haven't been to Minneapolis yet...probably this year though

you sister lives there too right?

El Pad said...

blue is a world traveler

El Pad said...

i had savannah, GA on that list but scratched it because I'm going there in March

tem said...

nashville, austin, kansas city, montpieller (sp?), San Diego.

Steve said...

some of your best work, EP

tem said...

whatever happened to renee russo? she just get too old to be on tv?

blue said...

"you sister lives there too right?"

yessir

blue said...

"whatever happened to renee russo? she just get too old to be on tv?"

was she on TV?

ToddPacker said...

"i had savannah, GA on that list but scratched it because I'm going there in March"

st patricks's day?

El Pad said...

thanks steve

El Pad said...

"st patricks's day?"

yup

El Pad said...

renee russo is married to jake taylor now, they live in arizona where he coaches

Steve said...

renee russo

Anybody remember this movie?

tem said...

"was she on TV?"

she was in major league and i saw it on tv.

tem said...

i eat pop tarts cold.

ToddPacker said...

my list:

san diego
san fran
seattle
milwaukee/madison
cleveland

ToddPacker said...

"st patricks's day?"

yup"

i might be there that week... having trouble getting a hotel and i don't want to stay with cmtp's brother

ToddPacker said...

"i eat pop tarts cold"

i eat pop tarts room temperature

tem said...

i put them in the fridge or freezer.

tem said...

unless the room is cold.

then i will eat them at room temperature.

ToddPacker said...

"i put them in the fridge or freezer."

i will try that

I wish he was my dad said...

milwaukee/madison

For Madison, I would recommend getting a hotel as close to (or on) State Street as possible.

El Pad said...

"i might be there that week... having trouble getting a hotel and i don't want to stay with cmtp's brother"

same situation, just reverse cmtp's brother with my sister

El Pad said...

san fran

it's #1 on all the lists I googled

ToddPacker said...

"For Madison, I would recommend getting a hotel as close to (or on) State Street as possible."

i'd like to hit a brewers game and badger football game on the same trip

El Pad said...

clevland

::ohio sucks::

blue said...

cleveland?

blue said...

san fran sucks...

blue said...

well...i guess if you've nerve been there it would be alright...

lots to do there and the surrounding areas too, i guess.

tem said...

""i put them in the fridge or freezer."

i will try that"

don't eat em frozen, just cold.

tem said...

"san fran

it's #1 on all the lists I googled"

you know there are lots of gays there right?

ToddPacker said...

"cleveland?"

R&R HoF

Jugdish said...

you know there are lots of gays there right?


EXACTLY!

/ep

El Pad said...

"you know there are lots of gays there right?"

yea that's part of the reason it aint on my list

ToddPacker said...

"don't eat em frozen, just cold"

ok

El Pad said...

the guantlet looks tough

El Pad said...

"you know there are lots of gays there right?"

yea that's part of the reason it aint on my list"

that was S btw, it's on my top ten, not my top 5

Jugdish said...

i want to go to spring training in AZ one year

El Pad said...

i've been to fla ST three times

Jugdish said...

worth the trip?

Jugdish said...

i was supposed to go to hawaii this year, but my friends who are stationed there will be coming stateside a few times...so maybe next year

Jugdish said...

dick

ToddPacker said...

spring training is grate* in florida... planning a trip to the eastcoast of florida to see the mess

El Pad said...

"worth the trip?"

absolutely

unbelievable access to the players and field

El Pad said...

and great weather

blue said...

"spring training is grate* in florida... planning a trip to the eastcoast of florida to see the mess"

too bad David Wright got traded for Gary Mathews Jr.

ToddPacker said...

"dick"

sorry to hear that, jug... obama helped me out yesterday... florida high speed rail = lots of work for my company

thanks, obama!

tem said...

yeah that was an odd trade. surprised we haven't seen more on Sportscenter about it.

ToddPacker said...

"too bad David Wright got traded for Gary Mathews Jr."

thanks for reminding me, h

tem said...

why does nasa have a constipation program anyway?

ToddPacker said...

"and great weather"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

sorry to hear that, jug...


i got out of the nasa contractor at the right time last year. went to happy hour with my old co-workers yesterday and its not good times there. no raises this year, and a lot of incentives they were told would be there at the end of the program are no longer there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Hey remember when we all had encyclopedias in our house."

no

ToddPacker said...

just got the call from my boss... got lay off 1 part timer and move a full timer to PT.... woe

Spaceman Spiff said...

rene russo got too ugly to be in anything, thomas crown affair was her last hurrah

El Pad said...

"Hey remember when we all had encyclopedias in our house."

no

damn, i am old

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and move a full timer to PT"

do the guy a favor and lay him off too, FT to PT would be redonk

El Pad said...

"just got the call from my boss... got lay off 1 part timer and move a full timer to PT.... woe"

thanks obama!

Spaceman Spiff said...

free breakfast fridays at chikfila is great, except its not free, gotta buy a medium drink

Spaceman Spiff said...

"damn, i am old"

i would use the ones at the library, maybe i was just too poor to have them

ToddPacker said...

"i would use the ones at the library, maybe i was just too poor to have them"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

ive had them read to me


/tem

blue said...

"free breakfast fridays at chikfila is great, except its not free, gotta buy a medium drink"


it's wednesdays here

blue said...

i didn't have the encyclos at my house either...except for that one that microsoft put on a disk...encarta or something

ToddPacker said...

"thanks obama!"

yeah, getting rid of same dead wood is a good thing

thanks again, obama!

s

ToddPacker said...

some, not same

blue said...

whoever invented the toilet was a genius

ToddPacker said...

"except for that one that microsoft put on a disk...encarta or something"

rich kids are the worse*

Keith S said...

"excmjug used to cook two of them, spread butter on one, and then make them into a pop tart butter sandwhich*

that got a ::heart attack:: from me"



Didn't you say she gained like 30 lbs since the jugvorce? Maybe that's all she eats now

Meiz said...

Women talk too fucking much. I got the point of what you were saying 20 words ago. STFU.

Jugdish said...

Didn't you say she gained like 30 lbs since the jugvorce? Maybe that's all she eats now


could be...that and whataburger

blue said...

maybe 5 guys

El Pad said...

yikes

ToddPacker said...

"Women talk too fucking much. I got the point of what you were saying 20 words ago. STFU."

someone is about to get knocked out

Jugdish said...

i need more shot glasses

Keith S said...

The encyclopedias we had when I was a kid were the ones that you could get at the grocery store. Moms would buy like 2 or 3 at a time. Not sure if that was because they didn't all come out at once or because we was broke

Keith S said...

If I've only had a layover in a city does that still count as a city I've nerve* visited?

ToddPacker said...

"The encyclopedias we had when I was a kid were the ones that you could get at the grocery store. Moms would buy like 2 or 3 at a time. Not sure if that was because they didn't all come out at once or because we was broke"

yeah, i remember those.... i think we had A, B, C and G.... i remember having to do reports on shit that started with those letters only (ns)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"If I've only had a layover in a city does that still count as a city I've nerve* visited?"

yes

ToddPacker said...

"If I've only had a layover in a city does that still count as a city I've nerve* visited?"

layovers shouldn't count

ToddPacker said...

i guess LA should be on my list too... fucking 'bama cost me my trip to LA

El Pad said...

layover is bush league

El Pad said...

i have to drive cmep to work

ToddPacker said...

layover is dong league

*fixed

Jugdish said...

layover is dong league


chuckle

Jugdish said...

cousins

ToddPacker said...

kids are home sick and cmtp just left for work.... as soon as cmtp left for work the kids start acting "non-sick"... i applaud their efforts

ToddPacker said...

"cousins"

crazy

Jugdish said...

In 2008, the society discovered that Obama is related to seven prior presidents, including George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, Lyndon Johnson, Harry S. Truman and James Madison. They also learned he was related to actor Brad Pitt.


weird

Keith S said...

We're all related

Keith S said...

"yeah, i remember those.... i think we had A, B, C and G.... i remember having to do reports on shit that started with those letters only (ns)"


Hilarity. I remember doing the same thing

Keith S said...

"kids are home sick and cmtp just left for work.... as soon as cmtp left for work the kids start acting "non-sick"... i applaud their efforts "

You taught 'em well, old man

Meiz said...

Way too fucking busy

Meiz said...

MS Encarta was the bomb

ToddPacker said...

"You taught 'em well, old man"

i try

El Pad said...

golden corral commercials are dumb

Meiz said...

I want steak, shrimp, lobster, a salad, and mashed potatoes all for around 10 bucks.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I want steak, shrimp, lobster, a salad, and mashed potatoes all for around 10 bucks."

security!

Spaceman Spiff said...

wendy's commercial where the 2 guys hyperventilate is the most awful commercial in recent memory

El Pad said...

inside the nfl did a fantastic job on these conf game highlights

Keith S said...

Seattle
Portland
Anchorage
Dyersville, IA
Minneapolis

El Pad said...

anchorage is a good one

field of dreams?

Keith S said...

"field of dreams?"

Si

El Pad said...

rex ryan was talking mad junk during the game, hilarity

Meiz said...

"wendy's commercial where the 2 guys hyperventilate is the most awful commercial in recent memory"

Its even worse on the radio. Made me queasy.

ns

El Pad said...

the ref who did the coin toss referred to the jets as the Giants

blue said...

not the same without harry kalas

El Pad said...

thomas jones sad, let's take this team, beat them bad, and go to the motherfucking super bowl

it was inspiring

El Pad said...

that ball peyton laid unto Collie up the seam in the middle, REDONK

El Pad said...

caldwell didnt say one word the entire higlight

Keith S said...

SG up

/LP

blue said...

teams that have played in the most superbowls

cowboys -- 8 (5-3)
Steelers --7 (6-1)
Patriots -- 6 (3-3)
Broncos -- 6 (2-4)

fucking broncos

ToddPacker said...

"not the same without harry kalas"


the phillies suck

(rev bat signal)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"caldwell didnt say one word the entire higlight"

shots of him on the sidelines during games are redonk, his hand is always on the communications thing on his hip and he doesnt say or do anything ever

blue said...

caldwell motto:

speak softly and have a big dick

Keith S said...

I ♥ Caldwell

/LP

I wish he was my dad said...

Broncos -- 6 (2-4)

fucking broncos

-STFU

Meiz said...

Pine Valley, NJ
Pebble Beach, CA
Bandon, OR
Farmingdale, NY
Pinehurst, NC

I wish he was my dad said...

I liked SG's column today; it did make me feel bad though in a way (ns). I'm still not completely ready to read/think about the NFL yet. Thank goodness I have the Super Bowl Box or else I'm not even sure I would watch the game

WOEWOEWOE

El Pad said...

why is kurt warner retiring? he's fucking awesome

El Pad said...

are those all golf courses?

Meiz said...

"are those all golf courses?"


Of course

ToddPacker said...

augusta didn't make the cut, meiz?

Jugdish said...

I'm watching the Vikings-Saints game. So are the guys in the apartment next to me, only my TV is running 10 seconds slower than theirs. I just heard Favre's pick before it happened. And now they're going to OT, where the Saints are sure as hell gonna win the toss. The girl I love won't talk to me. Please give me a reason not to kill myself.
-- Nick, Minneapolis


that's kind of funny

Jugdish said...

the whole ten seconds behind thing...

Meiz said...

"augusta didn't make the cut, meiz?"

How do you suppose I'd get to play that course?

ToddPacker said...

"I liked SG's column today"

i thought is was a pile of shit

El Pad said...

damn you love golf

El Pad said...

hahahahaa

love tp's hatred for SG

El Pad said...

hahahahaa

love tp's hatred for SG

El Pad said...

i love it twice apparentaly

ToddPacker said...

"How do you suppose I'd get to play that course?"

fair enough.... i was thinking about watching the masters live

Meiz said...

"why is kurt warner retiring? he's fucking awesome"


The Saints made him do it.

ToddPacker said...

"love tp's hatred for SG"

"sports whisperer".... give me a fuckin break, douche bag

Meiz said...

"fair enough.... i was thinking about watching the masters live"

You have to be on your best behavior there. No thanks.

I'd get booted.

Meiz said...

I cracked Phil up @ Whistling Straits in '04. That would get me kicked out of Augusta.

Meiz said...

Time to switch to the back computer

ToddPacker said...

"You have to be on your best behavior there. No thanks.

I'd get booted."

good point

ToddPacker said...

"I cracked Phil up @ Whistling Straits in '04. That would get me kicked out of Augusta."

i once offered john daly a marlb light at the bell south in atlanta... won a $10 bet because of it.... he didn't take the smoke though, he said he was "good"

Keith S said...

"You have to be on your best behavior there. No thanks.

I'd get booted."


Oh, you're that guy

Meiz said...

Today might be the day it happens.

Buy 1 Big Mac, get the 2nd for $.10

Meiz said...

"Oh, you're that guy"

No, I'm not obnoxious. They just boot a shitload of people at the Masters.

blue said...

saw that story on HBO sports with bryant gumbel about kenny greene...the golfer dude who lost his leg...sad story

then 3 days later his kid comes up dead in his dorm in SMU...talk about a dude having a cursed life

El Pad said...

debbie downer

Meiz said...

We hit the wall

blue said...

debbie gives good head though

Jugdish said...

not sure if it was mentioned, but the rev uncle buck thing on FB was hilarity

El Pad said...

josh fogg

YEAH CHAMPIONSHIP!

El Pad said...

damon is silly for turning down 7MM a year from the yanks

El Pad said...

what's malaluga doing in kentucky

tem said...

breathing

tem said...

hey we might get >200

tem said...

for shame

tem said...

no clue why

tem said...

bold

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