Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Quick Recaps Shammy Style

OK, I overslept and have a meeting soon. Morning meetings suck. Let's get to it.


Kansas State beat Texas in hoops. Don't really care. Don't start paying too much attention until conference tourney time. That's probably why my NCAA picks are so bad. I love me some hoops, but I don't pay attention to the regular season that much. Not sure if that is good or bad. For football I pay attention all season, for hoops just the end.

LeBron isn't doing the dunk contest. I thought he promised???? Speaking of which that's what the Cleveland fans are going to be saying when he is playing somewhere else next year.

Keith destroyed Zeke in the TCS. Horrible final. Congrats Keith. That's back to back wins. Back to back finals losses for Zeke. Zeke is working on being the Buffalo Bills.


OK I gotta go. Shitty post, I know.

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ToddPacker said...

congrats keith

Beth said...

The TCS was backwards this year, the rounds got less interesting as the TCS went on. Maybe next year Tem should just do 1 initial winner-take-all round. Screw semis and finals.

Jugdish said...

a TCS battle royal...i like it!

Jugdish said...

tcs hangover is apparent today...or maybe just a bunch of regular hangovers

El Pad said...

obama is an asshole

El Pad said...

Wall

El Pad said...

chan gailey?

really buffaro? really?

El Pad said...

"A 42-year-old Taiwanese man with a history of high blood pressure has died of a stroke likely triggered by over-excitement from watching the blockbuster Avatar in 3D, a doctor says."

blue said...

good post freak...well done

El Pad said...

A 5.8-magnitude earthquake has struck off coast of Cayman Islands, U.S. Geological Survey reports.

Meiz said...

Goddman old people

Meiz said...

No, Keith.

Meiz said...

2 Eastside Milwaukee institutions burned down this morning.

RIP, Pizza Man and Grecian Delight

tem said...

i heard pizza man had better pizza than anything in NYC

tem said...

"the rounds got less interesting as the TCS went on."

i think the team round was the best.

el pad, meiz and zeke not drafting anyone kind of fucked up the 3rd round.

the finals just sucked.

Meiz said...

"i heard pizza man had better pizza than anything in NYC"


I heard the same thing

blue said...

your face just sucks

Meiz said...

And so you don't waste your time, its not the other one, either.


Its all irrelevant

blue said...

b37nd w9arstd

tem said...

"your face just sucks"

that's mean

tem said...

my tv needs a new lamp apparently.

damn.

El Pad said...

biggest import to florida right now is haitians

good luck with that

Meiz said...

"my tv needs a new lamp apparently.

damn."


Not cheap

blue said...

target has lamps for cheap

tem said...

i have a lamp in the spare bedroom. maybe it will work.

El Pad said...

too bad the tv didnt need a bedskirt

El Pad said...

RED CROSS plan to bring 45,000 evacuees from Haiti to Florida; 'Mass migration'...

2,000 already flown into Orlando area...

jesus

tem said...

lamp looks like it will cost bedskirtX2.5

El Pad said...

Chicago man bites off cop's nipple...


yikes

blue said...

i ♥ lamp

El Pad said...

man who tries to fly around the world crashed and died on the first day

Meiz said...

Oh how delightful. There's a national TUPSS scratch-off game promo running. Can't fucking wait.

El Pad said...

steph making 25K a month balling in china

El Pad said...

but his interwebs access will be shitty

blue said...

the united parcel service store

El Pad said...

"Last night, outgoing governor Jon Corzine signed a medical weed bill into law, officially making New Jersey the 14th state in the nation to legalize cannabis for medicinal use."


nj just got prettier

El Pad said...

american apparel ads are so hot

El Pad said...

man bills fans must be pissed

Meiz said...

Graveyard

El Pad said...

really wft

Meiz said...

I'm getting a monster.com account

Meiz said...

musicians' official websites should have all the lyrics to their songs

Keith S said...

"I'm getting a monster.com account"


welcome to 2002

Spaceman Spiff said...

"2,000 already flown into Orlando area...

jesus"

padrinofast (and not from yesterday)

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone who missed yesterdays ass link, ctrl+F 'goddman' in yesterdays comments, its a must see

El Pad said...

please re-link

thanks and regards

Meiz said...

"welcome to 2002"


Thanks

El Pad said...

me and cmep are "sexting" right now

Meiz said...

Solid effort with rhyming the same word, Keith. I was impressed.

El Pad said...

obama is taking food off my family's table, now it's personal

Meiz said...

You're a moron

El Pad said...

I'm dead ass. Taxing banks extra on bonuses they pay immedtiately affects my total compensation.

Meiz said...

I can't even pretend to care.

El Pad said...

i dont care about your plight either so that's fine

El Pad said...

CMON MASSACHUSETTS!

Meiz said...

At least we can agree on that

El Pad said...

no worries deke when i get rich i'm going to sponsor you like one of those lil afircan babies sally struthers pimps out, send you some bread every month, you'll be like family!

tem said...

"please re-link

thanks and regards"

you're that lazy you can't go back and look?

tem said...

"me and cmep are "sexting" right now"

are you telling her that you are going to find her g spot?

tem said...

lamp set me back $130ish.

assuming i ordered the right one and don't fuck up the installation.

seems straightforward though.

El Pad said...

tem just buy a new tv bro

$595 sony bravia

El Pad said...

"you're that lazy you can't go back and look?"

yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

youre missing out NS

tem said...

"tem just buy a new tv bro"

umm no.

Meiz said...

"no worries deke when i get rich i'm going to sponsor you like one of those lil afircan babies sally struthers pimps out"


I'll be dead by then

tem said...

595 is the price for a 32 inch?

El Pad said...

goddamn

El Pad said...

"595 is the price for a 32 inch?"

no clue, look it up

Meiz said...

Tem has a TV

Steve said...

Home Alone + 4 Episodes of Chuck to catch up on + Beer + Piza = Win

Keith S said...

"you're that lazy you can't go back and look?"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keith S said...

"Solid effort with rhyming the same word, Keith. I was impressed."


Thanks

Keith S said...

"assuming i ordered the right one and don't fuck up the installation."


How do you fuck up installing a lamp?

Keith S said...

"youre missing out NS"



^THAT^

Keith S said...

natty

Meiz said...

Mass. odds

Keith S said...

Who cares about Mass? You know that's where Boston is, right?

Keith S said...

"No, Keith."

Too bad, she's cute. Is she the one with the big as.?

Meiz said...

"Too bad, she's cute. Is she the one with the big as.?"


I never said it was big. Just suite.

I may have been lying.

Meiz said...

The internet! Feel the power!

Keith S said...

"I may have been lying."


That's unlike you

Meiz said...

Right?

Keith S said...

"I never said it was big. Just suite."


Same thing

Meiz said...

I'm fucking hungry

tem said...

"How do you fuck up installing a lamp?"

in a tv? it can be done i am sure. i figure i will be ok though.

Keith S said...

"in a tv? it can be done i am sure. i figure i will be ok though."


I must not of* read the earlier comments about it. No idear it was in a TV

Keith S said...

I lookt* at them, but didn't read them

Keith S said...

lull

El Pad said...

i eat all the fries in a regualr order from 5 guys, should i go large next time spiff?

El Pad said...

40M to go away is suite

El Pad said...

wait 24 is still on? wft

is it friday yet?

Keith S said...

"wait 24 is still on? wft

is it friday yet?"


Didn't you make this same joke last week?

tem said...

he did, but didn't read it

Keith S said...

I'm worst than Mills said...
24 is still on TV?

what is it like Saturday?

January 12, 2010 3:10 PM




So apparently the week is going backwards according to LP

El Pad said...

"I'm worst than Mills said...
24 is still on TV?

what is it like Saturday?

January 12, 2010 3:10 PM"

that wasn't me that was I'm worst than Mills, whoever that is

I'm El pad

Keith S said...

well played

ns

Keith S said...

Boy found alive, hiding in suitcase

JFreak said...

"musicians' official websites should have all the lyrics to their songs"

agreed.

Keith S said...

so beth's big plan was a letdown, hey

JFreak said...

"i eat all the fries in a regualr order from 5 guys, should i go large next time spiff?"

large feeds like 5-7 people.

Spiff would likely say yes. Common sense would say no.

tem said...

regular order from 5 guys is a lot of fries.

Meiz said...

Its all one big letdown

Jugdish said...

large feeds like 5-7 people.


I'll take 2.

/rev


s

tem said...

today is day 2 of the tem diet.

i wish i had a scale to weigh myself to see how i am doing.

Meiz said...

Sheets topped out at 91. Taking a break, and then the breaking stuff.

Meiz said...

I also wish I had a scale

Keith S said...

"today is day 2 of the tem diet.

i wish i had a scale to weigh myself to see how i am doing."


I'm down to 190. That's been over the course 3 months, though

Keith S said...

"Sheets topped out at 91. Taking a break, and then the breaking stuff."

He won't pitch an MLB game this season

ToddPacker said...

"I'm down to 190. That's been over the course 3 months, though"

how tall is kev?

Keith S said...

6'

Keith S said...

and 1/2"


s

El Pad said...

6'

5"11 my guess

Keith S said...

"5"11 my guess"

We all know how your predictions usually turn out

ToddPacker said...

"6'"

i thought you were 6'3"... 190 seemed crazy

Keith S said...

mize is 6'3" I think

Keith S said...

Tebow & his mom are going to be in some church commercial during the Super Bowl

ToddPacker said...

"mize is 6'3" I think"

that's right

El Pad said...

Nolan to fins, burn mcdaniels

Meiz said...

"He won't pitch an MLB game this season"

Bet?

ToddPacker said...

"Tebow & his mom are going to be in some church commercial during the Super Bowl"

pro-life commercial.... i guess some doctors tolt* tebow's mom to abort when she was pregnant with tesus

Meiz said...

"Nolan to fins, burn mcdaniels"


How is that a burn?

ToddPacker said...

"mize is 6'3" I think"

with the exception of kod and ep lov is a tall group.... CoL

Keith S said...

"Bet?"


Sure. 1 week. Sheets won't pitch in a regular season MLB game in 2010

El Pad said...

MACGRUBER!

Keith S said...

"Nolan to fins, burn mcdaniels"



Nolan Ryan is going to the Marlins?

Meiz said...

"@trenni

Sheets hitting upper 60's to low 70's on his curve"

Keith S said...

"pro-life commercial.... i guess some doctors tolt* tebow's mom to abort when she was pregnant with tesus"


She should of*


s

El Pad said...

"How is that a burn?"

cuz mcdaniels thinks he's the shit and nolan had that defense barking

Meiz said...

"Sure. 1 week. Sheets won't pitch in a regular season MLB game in 2010"


Deal

Meiz said...

"cuz mcdaniels thinks he's the shit and nolan had that defense barking"

They both agreed to part ways.

Keith S said...

zeke

Want to make a no-hitter bet again?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nolan to fins, burn mcdaniels"

dark knight director doing a sports doc?

El Pad said...

"Want to make a no-hitter bet again?"

isnt there a no-no every year?

Keith S said...

"isnt there a no-no every year?"

I would get odds, obviously

Keith S said...

50% off Ramada deals

Meiz said...

Slow news day

Meiz said...

where's Jug been?

El Pad said...

i cant find good audio on this coon comment mike greenberg apparentely made by accident

El Pad said...

Los is a weird cad

El Pad said...

i dont get it,

didnt the colts, without a strong offensive performance, dispatch of the ravens rather easily and arent the ravens a mirror image of the jets?

blue said...

Nolan wanted out

he didn't like the way mcdaniels treated players and coaches...embarassing them in front of other players/coaches.

mcdaniels wants the guy from NE to replace him...peas or something

Beth said...

"so beth's big plan was a letdown, hey"

Yeah, I got too lazy to actually follow through with it. But the plan was to find and scan a real pic of me as a naked baby. Every parent seems to have at least a few of those.

Technically that would've given me the win but I think Tem would've EP'd (i.e. weaseled) on it.

El Pad said...

"mcdaniels wants the guy from NE to replace him...peas or something"


pees, yep

blue said...

i would have mspainted your head on some nude body

winner

El Pad said...

"Technically that would've given me the win but I think Tem would've EP'd (i.e. weaseled) on it."

i never weasled out of a bet, furthermore i gave mills the weasel nickname!!!!!!!!!!

god damn it

Jugdish said...

where's Jug been?

TPS...


busy weekend too...

Beth said...

"i never weasled out of a bet, furthermore i gave mills the weasel nickname!!!!!!!!!!"

As predictable as night following day...

blue said...

i wouldn't have said this 3 months ago, but I don't think mcdaniels makes it past 3 years with the broncos.

he's alienated way too many people


now everyone is worried that players (free agents) won't come sign with the broncos because mcdaniels is a dick

Meiz said...

And Marshall's gonna be gone too

El Pad said...

mcdaniels is a dick

if he wins....all is forgotten

mangini has the same thing

funny, belichick tree

tem said...

"Technically that would've given me the win but I think Tem would've EP'd (i.e. weaseled) on it."

we'll never know.

blue said...

marshall gone, scheffler is gone, stokely is probably gone, peyton hillis is gone.


all guys that for whatever reason, mcdaniels couldn't get along with

blue said...

"if he wins....all is forgotten"

AHI

when you keep getting rid of your best players, sooner or later your team goes 2-8 the last 10 games...3rd worst in the league

Jugdish said...

when you keep getting rid of your best players, sooner or later your team goes 2-8 the last 10 games...3rd worst in the league



Do you, you remember when umm, do you remember when they were 6-0?

that was awesome.

/Chris Farley show

Beth said...

"we'll never know"

I know.

Meiz said...

Just as I suspected, the Post Office is fucking up my credit. Fucking cocksuckers.

blue said...

how does the post office fuck up mize's credit?

El Pad said...

post office full of ingrates

Meiz said...

They're not delivering my bills to me

El Pad said...

maybe they shipped them and didnt mail them instead?

Spaceman Spiff said...

paying bills online is suite

Meiz said...

Called the elctric co and they were like "yeah, last month AND this month's bills have been mailed".

I nerve received either, so I gotta go directly to the electric co to pay.

Meiz said...

I refuse to pay the extra fee for online bill pay

Spaceman Spiff said...

is it because youre name isnt physically written on the mailbox, had that happen to me one, was annoying

El Pad said...

happen to one

hdh

Meiz said...

Nah, I have my name on the mailbox even though I would prefer not to.

ToddPacker said...

"name on the mailbox"

::cliff clavin::

Meiz said...

You serious, Clark?

ToddPacker said...

"You serious, Clark?"

sure

Meiz said...

I don't know what to say to that

ToddPacker said...

never had my name on a mailbox.... just address #

El Pad said...

dont have my name on no mailbox

blue said...

i have my name on my shipping box though

El Pad said...

jose offerman whiffed on that punch though

Jugdish said...

paying bills online is suite



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Wells Fargo doesn't charge me

Keith S said...

"I refuse to pay the extra fee for online bill pay"


Nerve heard of paying a fee to pay bills online

Keith S said...

we don't have individual mailboxes here. There is one centralized box in our area of the neighborhood where the mail is delivered and there are like 20 boxes inside of that

El Pad said...

Nerve heard of paying a fee to pay bills online


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

what country do some of you live in? mailbox name problems, getting charged to pay bills

wft

El Pad said...

"There is one centralized box in our area of the neighborhood where the mail is delivered and there are like 20 boxes inside of that"

so you have to drive to your mailbox?

Keith S said...

I can see maybe the bank charging a fee to do auto bill pay. But just going to the electric company's website and paying a bill shouldn't have a fee

blue said...

"what country do some of you live in? mailbox name problems, getting charged to pay bills"

thanks obama

Keith S said...

"so you have to drive to your mailbox?"

No, it's only like 4 or 5 houses down from us. mize would probably drive.

El Pad said...

"I can see maybe the bank charging a fee to do auto bill pay."

auto insurance charges a $5 installment fee, that's the only thing i know about

El Pad said...

"No, it's only like 4 or 5 houses down from us. mize would probably drive."

oh, sounds like a retirement community

Keith S said...

yeah, I think my car insurance charge $1 a month for automatic withdrawal

Beth said...

"There is one centralized box in our area of the neighborhood where the mail is delivered and there are like 20 boxes inside of that"

That's weird to me, around here only apartments do that.

Keith S said...

"oh, sounds like a retirement community"

It's Phoenix

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nerve heard of paying a fee to pay bills online"

only 1 company charges here, the water/trash one

Keith S said...

"That's weird to me, around here only apartments do that."

Yeah, they started doing it maybe 10 years ago. There aren't even many houses left that don't have locks on their mailbox if it's a stand alone.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"There is one centralized box in our area of the neighborhood where the mail is delivered and there are like 20 boxes inside of that"

this is exactly the situation that i did have to write my name

tem said...

"Nerve heard of paying a fee to pay bills online"

if you set it up through your bank, no.

if you go to the electric company's website and use their ach service they will charge a fee.

isiah thompson said...

zeke

Want to make a no-hitter bet again?


sure

I forgot what the terms were last season though.

Meiz said...

"But just going to the electric company's website and paying a bill shouldn't have a fee"


They outsource their online bill pay to some other company. its retarded.

tem said...

in those centralized ones the name is on the inside of the box.

postman usually writes it. at least he does here.

Keith S said...

"this is exactly the situation that i did have to write my name"

I think that the mailman puts a sticker with the last name on the back side of the box for each address here

isiah thompson said...

congrats on the TCS champyunship keef

Keith S said...

DOUBLE DRAGON

El Pad said...

costco was awful yesterday

Keith S said...

"sure

I forgot what the terms were last season though."


I think we did 2 or 3 days if I lose, 1 week if you lose

Keith S said...

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