Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Philadelphia version of Aitch...


Well, maybe not. I have no FB's. I can't sing. I'm not in a band. But I'm a large man with a goatee. That's close enough.


Hello, my name is Rev, and I'm a recovering Democrat.

I was asked to spot start today by H. I don't know why. You might not care. You won't read this. You'll just go and comment without paying attention. You ignore me anymore. I used to be somebody.

I need some bagels. There's gotta be something I can bet ElP on. How about over/under on house seats the Dems will lose in 2010? I'm setting the number at 47.

Eric Gagne said he was going to have a tryout for the Phillies. Stop it, Meiz. I don't want your castoffs.

It has gotten to the point where the only way Donovan McNabb can make a Pro Bowl is if one of the NFC QB's gets to play in the Super Bowl. That's a kick in the nuts. Oh, and Tom Brady has decided not to play due to a sprained haircut. And by the way... thank you NFL for making a game I don't give a crap about even more craptacular because some of your best players won't play in it because they're getting ready for the Super Bowl. Just take the game and play it in Japan or something to make me care even less.

I've decided I want to see Rex Ryan win a Super Bowl just to see if the players will attempt to carry him off the field. And yes, a fat guy is allowed to make jokes about other fat guys. So bite me.

Speaking of me, apparently Conan O'Brien made a joke Tuesday night, saying "NBC is headed downhill faster than a fat guy chasing a runaway cheese-wheel!" Well, I dispute this because when it comes right down to it, fat guys don't run. We just let it go and drive to the store to buy a new cheese wheel. Then we eat it the whole wheel and poop in the refrigerator. Impressive, isn't it?


And speaking of cheese, I leave you with this picture I took in Philly on Monday of a large mural in the Italian Market dedicated to cheese. It's over 20 feet tall. I mean, we really are obsessed with this stuff in my town. You all were right. It's embarassing.




Go say something profound.

464 comments:

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Beth said...

Good job on the spot start freak.

Beth said...

"And yes, a fat guy is allowed to make jokes about other fat guys."

Actually, I think everyone is allowed to make jokes about fat guys.

Jugdish said...

Actually, I think everyone is allowed to make jokes about fat guys


we may not be allowed, but we do

Beth said...

"we may not be allowed, but we do"

Well it's not like the fat guys can do anything when we make jokes about them. All we have to do is jog a few feet away and they don't have the stamina to catch us.

Jugdish said...

or throw a chicken wing in the opposite direction

The Rev said...

Best bet...

jog a few feet away and then throw the chicken wing directly at us.

Because having to go in the opposite direction is too tiring in the first place.

Give a fat man a break.

Beth said...

Rev!

ToddPacker said...

good post, rev

ToddPacker said...

mount tps just arrived in my office

Steve said...

I'm getting an exception.

it doesn't always happen at the same time, it doesn't always happen at the same place, it has no source, no destination and it crashes windows.







i hate my job.

ToddPacker said...

i hate everything about american idol, but has anyone linked the jimmy fallon doing a neil young version of pants on the ground video... it's grate*

Jugdish said...

but has anyone linked the jimmy fallon doing a neil young version of pants on the ground video... it's grate*



i put it on my FB page, it was pretty good.

Meiz said...

"I mean, we really are obsessed with this stuff in my town."


I don't like fighting in the morning, Rev. This is nonsense.

Meiz said...

"i hate my job."


Suck a dick.

ToddPacker said...

Cheese Fight!

Beth said...

"but has anyone linked the jimmy fallon doing a neil young version of pants on the ground video... it's grate*"

I'm not a fan of Fallon at all, but I just googled the video and watched it and have to admit that's pretty funny.

Beth said...

"I don't like fighting in the morning, Rev. This is nonsense."

I think it's nonsense that you don't like fighting in the morning.

Meiz said...

Conan can't use Triumph or the masturbating bear in any future endeavors. Considered Intellectual Property of NBC.

WFT, NBC? Bush league.

ToddPacker said...

"WFT, NBC? Bush league."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

"I think it's nonsense that you don't like fighting in the morning."


Only when I'm not drinking. If I've got that sauce in me at 8, we can throw.

ToddPacker said...

i think letterman also lost the "rights" to a bunch of stuff when he left nbc

Meiz said...

As. is coming ice fishing. SUITE.

Meiz said...

"i think letterman also lost the "rights" to a bunch of stuff when he left nbc"


I need to watch the clips of Dave shredding Leno. Heard they're great.

ToddPacker said...

"I need to watch the clips of Dave shredding Leno. Heard they're great."

stern has been playing them... they are good

tem said...

"i think letterman also lost the "rights" to a bunch of stuff when he left nbc"

but not his top 10 list, which would have been the most logical thing for them to keep.

tem said...

i hate fallon and leno.

conan and letterman are ok by me.

ToddPacker said...

conan wanted stern on his show this week to bash leno, but stern backed out.... said he would of* done it if conan was still in NY

Jugdish said...

i don't watch any of those late night shows

ToddPacker said...

"but not his top 10 list, which would have been the most logical thing for them to keep"

yeah, it was smaller stuff.

Beth said...

"I need to watch the clips of Dave shredding Leno. Heard they're great."

If you haven't seen it yet, go check out when Kimmel was on Leno doing the "10 at 10" thing. Kimmel rags on Leno to his face, repeatedly and with Leno reacting awkwardly. Good stuff.

El Pad said...

"i hate everything about american idol, but has anyone linked the jimmy fallon doing a neil young version of pants on the ground video... it's grate*"


i put this video on the LOM blog last week

i post reguarly on LOM and the food snob blog now

ToddPacker said...

leno took a shot a letterman last night... i heard the clip earlier... something like "i heard letterman is making jokes about me. i guess the only way for me to make him stop paying attention to me is to marry him"... i'm sure dave will fire back

blue said...

leno sucks ballz

El Pad said...

fuck leno

blue said...

if people aren't watching him a 10pm, they won't stay up and watch him at 11:30 either

Meiz said...

Dammit. I gotta work 2 extra hours today. Bossman is on one of his rich people getaways. Fuck that guy with a razor blade lined bowling pin.

El Pad said...

"If you haven't seen it yet, go check out when Kimmel was on Leno doing the "10 at 10" thing."


KIMMEL CRRRRUUUUSSSSHHHHESSSSSS
LENO

like bad

ToddPacker said...

"if people aren't watching him a 10pm, they won't stay up and watch him at 11:30 either"

why the hell were people watching before he moved to 10.... his show at 10 or 11:30 is unwatchable

ToddPacker said...

"razor blade lined bowling pin"

yikes

tem said...

"if people aren't watching him a 10pm, they won't stay up and watch him at 11:30 either"

people only watch at 11:30 because they fall asleep during the news and it just stays on.

tem said...

"If you haven't seen it yet, go check out when Kimmel was on Leno doing the "10 at 10" thing."

just checked this out. i liked it.

i always feel bad for adam corolla though when i see kimmel.

it's like kimmel is will smith and corolla had to be jazzy jeff.

tem said...

"I gotta work 2 extra hours today."

that's more $$$ though right?

ToddPacker said...

"people only watch at 11:30 because they fall asleep during the news and it just stays on."

people still watch local news?

tem said...

"i guess the only way for me to make him stop paying attention to me is to marry him"

that's actually funny.

tem said...

"people still watch local news?"

yeah, old people do.

Jugdish said...

that's actually funny.


^^^^^

Jugdish said...

it's like kimmel is will smith and corolla had to be jazzy jeff.


nice

ToddPacker said...

"that's actually funny."

not when is comes out of leno's mouth

blue said...

"it's like kimmel is will smith and corolla had to be jazzy jeff"

who is Bill Simmons in this analogy? Carlton?

blue said...

uncle phil?

El Pad said...

great show

El Pad said...

i did the carlton at my wedding

it was well received

ToddPacker said...

"who is Bill Simmons in this analogy? "

loser from boston with a dead dog

El Pad said...

ashley banks/hillary banks threesome would be suite

El Pad said...

"loser from boston with a dead dog"

i smell the hate, well done

The Kods said...

conan wanted stern on his show this week to bash leno, but stern backed out.... said he would of* done it if conan was still in NY

Have you seen the clip of Stern on Conan's show back in 2006 warning Conan that Leno is going to back out of the deal and keep his show (and Stern was 100% dead serious). I can't stand Stern...but that was a great call.

ToddPacker said...

"Have you seen the clip of Stern on Conan's show back in 2006 warning Conan that Leno is going to back out of the deal and keep his show (and Stern was 100% dead serious). I can't stand Stern...but that was a great call."

yes, stern brings it up a lot on his show. stern has a crazy amount of leno hate. he somtimes spends too much time on it, but it's usually funny.

El Pad said...

why do you hate stern

El Pad said...

glass-stegal coming back

Meiz said...

Fuck this day.

Meiz said...

"why do you hate stern"

Kod's a weirdo. We established that long ago.

tem said...

"glass-stegal "

blank stare

El Pad said...

"Fuck this day."

i share this sentiment

just in a shitty mood for no reason, need to drink some cranberry juice

El Pad said...

"glass-stegal "

blank stare

glass-steagall act of 1933, it's a banking regulation type act that was removed in 1999 ( i think) and some experts say it had a huge part in the economic collapse because it allowed commercial banks to underwrite shitty assets like MBS's, CDF's and sub prime instruments

El Pad said...

CDF's

meant
CDS, Credit Default Swaps

Meiz said...

"just in a shitty mood for no reason, need to drink some cranberry juice"


I think we have a jug of cran-apple here. I might have some.

blue said...

pants on the ground >>>>> she bang by william hung?

blue said...

survey says......YES

tem said...

yes pants on the ground >>> wm hung stuff

tem said...

pants on the ground is an original composition.

El Pad said...

you guys see that farve video where he does pants on the ground in the locker room?

makes you hate him even more

ToddPacker said...

"assets like MBS's, CDF's and sub prime instruments"

ep is speaking spanish today

tem said...

"makes you hate him even more"

not possible

ToddPacker said...

makes you hate him even more, eli does the best pants on the ground


*fixed

El Pad said...

actually i was thinking, when are peyton and eli going to start having some kids and do they have to fuck thier mother in order for the qb skill to be passed down?

i dont think abbey has the goods and i've never even seen a pic of peyton's wife, i'm assuming she's a horse

Meiz said...

"i dont think abbey has the goods and i've never even seen a pic of peyton's wife, i'm assuming she's a horse"


Did you just compare yourself to Peyton's wife?

El Pad said...

"Did you just compare yourself to Peyton's wife?"

no, when I say I'm a horse it's to mean I'm beastly, I'm an animal, I'm strong

when I say she's a horse I mean her face

Meiz said...

Riiiight

tem said...

you'd wreck peyton's wife

El Pad said...

mini cooper suv

tem said...

i saw some guy driving a mini cooper on the work today with a rainbow sticker and i thought to myself, "hey isn't that rainbow sticker kind of pointless?"


i also saw a black guy with a jimmie johnson NASCAR hat. i thought that was pretty rare.

Meiz said...

"i also saw a black guy with a jimmie johnson NASCAR hat. i thought that was pretty rare."


I saw a black guy wearing a Dale Earnhardt jacket the other day.

tem said...

maybe black people love them some NASCAR

The Kods said...

Zeke's gotta make with the name/pic change one of these days; statute of limitations is running fast (s)

blue said...

maybe those guys work for nascar

blue said...

or those were the leftover clothes at goodwill or the donation center or something

isiah thompson said...

and do they have to fuck thier mother


::speechless:;

blue said...

maybe their names are Jimmie Johnson and Dale Earnhardt and they thought it was cool that somebody made clothes with their names on them.

isiah thompson said...

no nazi this am...hmmmmmm, wft.

isiah thompson said...

nice spot start freak

blue said...

"and do they have to fuck thier mother"


they'd end up with a cooper like ratard

isiah thompson said...

Zeke's gotta make with the name/pic change one of these days; statute of limitations is running fast (s)


I lost 3 days of your name/pic with the dallas/minny game but still have a week for the Pete Carroll bet.

will advice for the name/pic change

isiah thompson said...

pants on the ground


::hot sauce::

ns

what is this some American Idol stuff?

isiah thompson said...

for real dough, WGAF about late night talk shows?

Meiz said...

"for real dough, WGAF about late night talk shows?"


Nobody here

El Pad said...

kod Japan version of Glee show you watch

El Pad said...

what is this some American Idol stuff?


yes

El Pad said...

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez are insisting the earthquake in Haiti was caused by a secret tectonic weapon—like HAARP—that was being tested by the US Navy with the intention of occupying the island nation and eventually destroying Iran.

this guy is nuts

Meiz said...

"this guy is nuts"

Sky is blue

Deluxe said...

"need to drink some cranberry juice"


What is it? Your period?

Name that movie.

Meiz said...

Also, don't buy gas from Citgo. You are directly supporting Hugo Chavez by doing so.

Deluxe said...

Doug Davis signs with Brewers=Delux hopefully hanging out with some of the Brewers at Spring Training.

Deluxe said...

"Also, don't buy gas from Citgo. You are directly supporting Hugo Chavez by doing so."

Get your gas at Shell if it is convenient, their gas is rated as being one of the cleanest for your engine.

isiah thompson said...

Doug Davis signs with Brewers=Delux hopefully hanging out with some of the Brewers at Spring Training.


if the Nuggets play the Suns during ST time, Deke can bring out GK and the boys and you'll have everyone together.

Jugdish said...

I think we have a jug of cran-apple here. I might have some.



what?

Deluxe said...

I used to work with Doug Davis' now wife.

isiah thompson said...

cran-apple = bombsauce

ns

tem said...

"Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez are insisting the earthquake in Haiti was caused by a secret tectonic weapon—like HAARP—that was being tested by the US Navy with the intention of occupying the island nation and eventually destroying Iran. "

tem said this days ago.

El Pad said...

What is it? Your period?

Name that movie.


The Departed

Beth said...

Hey kod, I appreciate your wanting to not pull an EP, but you paid off your bet days ago I'm sure. You can change your name and pic now if you want.

El Pad said...

Feds prepare to give 200,000 Haitian illegal immigrants 'protected status'...

isiah thompson said...

What is it? Your period?

Name that movie.


The Departed


I thought yug* was being S.

isiah thompson said...

Feds prepare to give 200,000 Haitian illegal immigrants 'protected status'...


I gave 10$ to the Red Cross last week then later that day I heard about them bringing over haitians to FLA.

wouldn't have given them the loot cakes if I knew that.

ns

Meiz said...

Some dude just bought 7 boxes from us. It cost him $47 fucking dollars. For 7 fucking boxes. Who has that spare cash? Where does it come from? Can I catch an extra 20?

$47 for 7 boxes. Cardboard.

tem said...

you should have asked him about the cash. it is unlikely any of us know where he got his cash.

Meiz said...

"I gave 10$ to the Red Cross last week then later that day I heard about them bringing over haitians to FLA.

wouldn't have given them the loot cakes if I knew that."


IN YOU FACE!

Beth said...

"it is unlikely any of us know where he got his cash."

Maybe I know but am just not telling.

Meiz said...

"you should have asked him about the cash. it is unlikely any of us know where he got his cash."


Rhetorical question.

Deluxe said...

"Some dude just bought 7 boxes from us. It cost him $47 fucking dollars. For 7 fucking boxes. Who has that spare cash? Where does it come from? Can I catch an extra 20?"

He doesn't mind because he is going to use those boxes to ship back hundreds of thousands of dollars back to the drug cartel in Mexico.

isiah thompson said...

$47 for 7 boxes. Cardboard.


there's no u-haul in mequon?

6$/box is redonk

Meiz said...

"He doesn't mind because he is going to use those boxes to ship back hundreds of thousands of dollars back to the drug cartel in Mexico."


Well he is black...

Deluxe said...

A co-worker of mine suggested that the cruise lines send some of their cruise ships down there. It would be a good PR move for them.

isiah thompson said...

I'm taking Friday and Monday off.

lean back

blue said...

maybe he's going to smuggle haitians

ToddPacker said...

"$47 for 7 boxes"


box can be expensive

Meiz said...

"there's no u-haul in mequon?"

There is. Nobody knows about it though.

Fuck, you could run up the road to Home Depot and get a bundle of boxes for like 10 bucks.

Deluxe said...

"Well he is black..."


Does he smell of sweet, stinky weed?

Meiz said...

I need a real job where I can take days off and such.

isiah thompson said...

what the fuck you stealing boxes for on your day off???

isiah thompson said...

I might buy a Wii with part of my tax return.

Meiz said...

Dickface hasn't even thought about giving us our W2s yet. I hate that motherfucker.

tem said...

we have not gotten ours either.

El Pad said...

me neither

El Pad said...

"I might buy a Wii with part of my tax return."

getting a hot 360 for $100

det

isiah thompson said...

Dickface hasn't even thought about giving us our W2s yet. I hate that motherfucker.


I'm sure UPS corporate will be mailing them out shortly.

isiah thompson said...

"I might buy a Wii with part of my tax return."

getting a hot 360 for $100

det


couldn't you have gotten your old one fixed for less than that a year ago?

Jugdish said...

me neither


i have two of them available on line...waiting for the one from my last yob in the mail.

Jugdish said...

Dickface hasn't even thought about giving us our W2s yet. I hate that motherfucker.


i thought you got paid under the table?


s

Meiz said...

"I'm sure UPS corporate will be mailing them out shortly."


Not gonna even think about that dead minnow. Swimming by.

El Pad said...

"couldn't you have gotten your old one fixed for less than that a year ago?"

no clue, didnt attempt to get it fixed cuz it was past warranty

The Kods said...

I got mine yesterday, going to file tonight. Last year I had to pay in, I'm sure that will be the case again this year.

-oh well, as a tax and spend Dem, I can't really bitch about taxes (ns)

Meiz said...

GO SAINTS

isiah thompson said...

GO SAINTS


BRAVO!!

isiah thompson said...

kod your name and pic: I wish he was my dad

The Kods said...

speaking of taxes, one small piece of health care reform I wish that would be made (and which I think a lot of Republicans and Democrats would get behind) is to change the un-reimbursed health care expenses deduction to an above the line deduction (like student loan interest is)

-cmkod and I have spent over $4K over the past 2 years on health care expenses (despite having insurance) and the deduction is so puny it's still cheaper for us to take the standard deduction. That's bullshit IMO

tem said...

i'm not sure about that change...

so you get to pay less tax because you are sick?

tem said...

but i don't get a lot of the deductions, so you might as well move it up.

tem said...

like why do you get to deduct student loan interest?

you get to deduct it regardless of whether you pass your classes or not.

you can borrow money for school, never go to school and just live off of the living expenses part. then accrue interest for 2 years, deduct that interest as if it were paid, then default on the loan.

so you get free money, a tax deduction and never went to class. your credit rating is hurt, but i doubt that would matter to you at that point.

El Pad said...

my sisters kid has a HUGE REV head

whoa

The Kods said...

so you get to pay less tax because you are sick?

the way I see it is that I would pay less tax because my income is greatly reduced by medical expenses

tem said...

maybe rev fucked her

tem said...

"the way I see it is that I would pay less tax because my income is greatly reduced by medical expenses"

"you get to pay less tax because you are sick"



to-may-toe

ta-mah-toe

The Kods said...

you can borrow money for school, never go to school and just live off of the living expenses part. then accrue interest for 2 years, deduct that interest as if it were paid, then default on the loan.

you know student loans survive bankruptcy right? They are almost impossible to discharge (you basically have to show permanent disability resulting in inability to work)

Jugdish said...

maybe rev fucked her



LOL!


/aitch

tem said...

US tax code is so fucked up it isn't funny.

tem said...

"you know student loans survive bankruptcy right? They are almost impossible to discharge (you basically have to show permanent disability resulting in inability to work)"

only goverment backed ones.

and really, how is the goverment going to force you to pay?

tem said...

lunch time.

The Kods said...

and really, how is the goverment going to force you to pay?

garnishment; you don't borrow directly from the government. Whatever bank you go through will get a judgment and collection order.

Jugdish said...

and really, how is the goverment going to force you to pay?



they don't force anyone to pay anything...they just forgive the debt and say "don't let it happen again"

El Pad said...

maybe rev fucked her

wft

The Kods said...

only goverment backed ones.

right, and if you have to take out private student loans, it means you have you exhausted all of your subsidized loans...so you still have loans that will probably follow you forever (until they garnish your salary or put a lien on your property and get all the money back)

El Pad said...

and rev is an asexual creature, he only has sex with himself

isiah thompson said...

I heard rev put a canoli on his brajole and your sister ate it off.

too soon?

isiah thompson said...

Cowheard was discussing Kiper's mock draft and he says this about bradford:

"he's going to struggle early and maybe, maybe get it later on in his career. He took a pounding in college and if BYU beats you up, good luck in the nfl."


guess he missed that Heisman trophy season out of Bradford.

with that said I pray the Skins don't draft him.

isiah thompson said...

a dong filled canoli?

suite

/ep

El Pad said...

too soon?



way too soon

Jugdish said...

you gotta teach your daughter to say "uncle rev"


and how to throw a chicken wing

isiah thompson said...

EP is going to walk into his sister's kitchen one day and rev is going to be in there making gigantic pancakes for breakfast, flipping them with a snow shovel.

El Pad said...

blue

Jugdish said...

EP is going to walk into his sister's kitchen one day and rev is going to be in there making gigantic pancakes for breakfast, flipping them with a snow shovel.



uncle buck

Jugdish said...

rev is going to be chasing ep around like fat bastard was chasing mini me around


get in my belly!

isiah thompson said...

hilarity

isiah thompson said...

thanksgiving dinner and that fish feast will never be the same for EP:

"hey, um, EP, you gonna finish that?"

Jugdish said...

the ep clan would have their santa claus every year

isiah thompson said...

the ep clan would have their santa claus every year, to go along with their elf.

*fized

Jugdish said...

hilarity

El Pad said...

nice effort

isiah thompson said...

EP's fish feast would turn into a mix of the buffett scene in Nutty Professor and Jersey Short*.

El Pad said...

miranda kerr ass

El Pad said...

titties

Jugdish said...

ep trying to change the subject from rev joining his family

El Pad said...

jerry buss is a pimp

El Pad said...

"ep trying to change the subject from rev joining his family"

getting a little queasy actually

Jugdish said...

getting a little queasy actually



cheesy??

/rev

El Pad said...

And Giants, Redskins, and Eagles fans suddenly feel a little bit better about their day.


yes we do

"Cowboys give Phillips a three-year deal"

Keith S said...

Jimmy Fallon is awful

isiah thompson said...

rev could take out his knew kid for halloween dressed up as Wade Phillips.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"You ignore me anymore."

nice HDH rev

Keith S said...

"but not his top 10 list, which would have been the most logical thing for them to keep."


They didn't let him refer to it as the "Top Ten List" when he first went to CBS, he had to use "Late Show Top Ten List".

Keith S said...

i did the carlton at my wedding

it was well received"


It would be awful if the crowd booed the groom during his own wedding/reception

Spaceman Spiff said...

troofs

El Pad said...

jon garland sucks

Keith S said...

It's been raining since midnight (MST)

isiah thompson said...

8. It's mind blowing that ESPN's Mike Greenberg could accidently say "Martin Luther Coon" on national radio and TV on Martin Luther King's national holiday and ESPN take no punitive action.

I don't have any doubt that Greenberg regrets his mistake. I don't think his error necessarily paints Greenberg as a bigot. I don't think Greenberg should lose his job. But he should be required to do more than offer up a weak written apology. A short, paid suspension was warranted.

My tongue slips all the time. It's hard for me to fathom the King to Coon slip. King to Queen, King to Ding, King to Bling and King to Ring I totally get. King to Coon is off the table.

Greenberg has no discernible talent as a radio talk show host. ESPN pays him to say nothing and keep the "Mike and Mike" brand as non-controversial as humanly possible. He screwed up.




that...just...happened

El Pad said...

"that...just...happened"

still didnt hear him say it clearly, just a mumbled word

The Kods said...

"By a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court on Thursday rolled back restrictions on corporate spending on federal campaigns."

-great; Pfizer v. Exxon for president in 2012

isiah thompson said...

still didnt hear him say it clearly, just a mumbled word


I was going more off of that last paragraph.

Spaceman Spiff said...

read somewhere that he could have slurred king junior into kunior and noticed this and stopped at the point where it was just koon, makes cents*, I still havent heard good audio

Keith S said...

"Get your gas at Shell if it is convenient, their gas is rated as being one of the cleanest for your engine."


Take your garbage somewhere else

isiah thompson said...

Martin Luther Coon is hilarity though.

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