Tuesday, January 26, 2010

An obvious ending

Alright so I haven't really been paying attention to the blog the last couple days so I figure most of this has already been said...but I'll say it anyway.

Bert*

Was there really any other way that game could have went? I guess he could have won it and then blown it in the Super Bowl. The point is you knew he was going to blow it. Everyone knew it. He knew it. Which is why it happened. Kind of a self fulfilling prophecy. But really that game was a microcosm of his whole career. Some great plays and then a boneheaded play that cost his team a win.

Super Bowl

I am already sick of Archie Manning stories. Fuck him.

I am already sick of Katrina stories. I swear the media is sapping any ounce of sympathy I had for that town out of me. I actually care less now than ever before. And not just because time has passed and you care about things (things like that, probably not true with people, but maybe) less as time goes by. I care less because the media is still shoving it down my throat. I hate the media.

NHL Update

San Jose has the most points, they must be the best team. Also the Olympics are soon so he players should be taking a break soon. At least it isn't a lock out.

Pro Bowl

I have no clue who is playing in it. I hope Bert plays. I've never really wished a career ending injury on anyone, but he is probably the closest anyone has ever been to receiving that wish from me.

Anyway, I think I actually have a higher chance of watching it now that they changed the date. I used to have about a 0.5% chance of watching it, now I am probably up to 10%. Unless some good college bball game is on I will probably watch.

Tennis

Roddick lost, Nedal "retires." I hate when they say a player retired from a match. He quit. I am not sure why he quit, maybe his leg fell off, or maybe he is a Spanish Pussy. I don't know, I am not a Doctor. What I do know is that smoking didn't make him quit.

OK it is late so go comment.

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tem said...

good start

tem said...

i have no energy to start the day.

i feel like i am 52 today. at least i feel like what i imagine 52 feels like.

tem said...

my body is sore and i have an uncontrollable urge to grab chicks asses.

tem said...

like more uncontrollable than usual.

tem said...

also i care about social security.

tem said...

and when i came to work i drove 55 in the fast lane. i couldn't help myself.

tem said...

i think i caught some sort of aging flu.

tem said...

schools are closed today because it snowed, but the buses were out anyway. i don't think anyone tolt the drivers not to drive around.

tem said...

maybe the drivers are so dumb that if they miss 3 days in a row they completely forget their route.

tem said...

it is funny that some of the dumbest people i know are grade school teachers and bus drivers.

tem said...

we trust our children to the dumbest people.

tem said...

of course it doesn't take a smart person to teach addition.

tem said...

grade school teaching is more about keeping the parents happy and the kids from peeing themselves.

tem said...

and making sure none get lost during recess and/or field trips.

tem said...

that's why the buddy system is key.

tem said...

without a good buddy system kids would be lost in the pool every day.

tem said...

i have a doctor's appointment tomorrow.

tem said...

with a new doctor because my old one quit and his practice closed.

tem said...

when i called they asked me which of the two doctors i wanted.

tem said...

i said i wanted the one with smaller hands.

tem said...

the lady on the phone asked why. i gave her ::blank stare:: but it didn't go through the phone well.

tem said...

so i said just because. i think she figured it out.

tem said...

i am convinced that the medical field made up the meniscus.

tem said...

it is a body part that doesn't even exist, but some doctors made it up and pretended to do a bunch of surgeries on it.

tem said...

it was a medicare fraud and it just exploded. now everyone had a meniscal tear.

tem said...

fucking made up body parts.

tem said...

met some more of cgtif's friends this weekend. one of them asked me if my dad is single.

tem said...

or if i had a single uncle.

she was old.

El Pad said...

wft

tem said...

she is loaded.

but her tv was like a 27 inch tv.

tem said...

how do you spend $450,000 on a house and then put a $50 tv in it??

tem said...

and have that be your only tv?

tem said...

1 comment does not derail the tem onslaught.

tem said...

so yeah, $450,000 for a house, which is a lot here. and a shitty tv.

tem said...

she axed if people wanted to come over for the super bowl. i was thinking not so much because of the tiny tv.

tem said...

speaking of tvs mine is in the shop now. the ballast is broke. $320 to fix. plus the $75 for the service call.

400 to fix my tv and this lady is rolling around with a $50 tv.

El Pad said...

"400 to fix my tv and this lady is rolling around with a $50 tv."

nother 300 can get a new one

tem said...

i have a friend that i am going to try to hook up with the chick.

although i am hesitant about hooking my friends up with friends of cgtif.

tem said...

i just don't see how that ends well.

El Pad said...

"we trust our children to the dumbest people."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

"nother 300 can get a new one"

we had this conversation and I won.

change of subject did you friend request me on xbox? saw something about nyse come across while i was watching a movie or playing cod and figured it was you.

then forgot to check.

El Pad said...

"change of subject did you friend request me on xbox? saw something about nyse come across while i was watching a movie or playing cod and figured it was you.

then forgot to check."

I don't think so Tim.

tem said...

ok al.

i think the name was freakynyse. i figured that had to be you.

ns.

El Pad said...

"we had this conversation and I won."


ok but add that cost to the sticker price that you bought the tv at

El Pad said...

"i think the name was freakynyse. i figured that had to be you.

ns."

i dont have an xbox, but buying a hot one shortly

El Pad said...

$100

do it

El Pad said...

and my xbox name is El Padrino

which is the same name here

ironically

tem said...

your name here is El Pad.

tem said...

"i dont have an xbox, but buying a hot one shortly"

you've been singing this tune for awhile.

tem said...

anything worth reading from yesterday?

Jugdish said...

lovad was hilarity last night

El Pad said...

"you've been singing this tune for awhile."

yeah i'm waiting on the connect

ToddPacker said...

"anything worth reading from yesterday?"

no

ToddPacker said...

"nother 300 can get a new one"

that was close to a RA,R?

El Pad said...

I am a lov culture phenominon

tem said...

big boss is in today.

he is fired up.

i am sick and cranky. this might not end well.

El Pad said...

I love you man

Role Models

Tropic Thunder

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

all of them sucked, for the most part

tem said...

"all of them sucked, for the most part"

funny, in ohio those were pretty good.

El Pad said...

They all had thier moments, most of the funny parts were in all the trailers, maybe I got tired of Segel since he is in all three of those joints

El Pad said...

the black kid was hilarity in Role Models, other than that dud

El Pad said...

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

too much dong in this one believe it or not, but how you gonna show dong and not show Mila Kunis tits (aside from the bathroom pic) or Kristen Bell tits or ass

WFT
WFT
WFT
WFT

can i get a Amen

tem said...

amen

tem said...

"Segel since he is in all three of those joints"

is he in role models?

tem said...

is he in Tropic Thunder?

tem said...

"Mila Kunis "


i have no idea how to pronounce this.

Beth said...

"Mila Kunis tits (aside from the bathroom pic)"

Hate to burst your bubble ep but those weren't hers, those were photoshopped.

tem said...

"Hate to burst your bubble "

liar

ToddPacker said...

i thought tropic thunder was good

Jugdish said...

i thought tropic thunder was good, it sucked me


fixed

tem said...

it sucks you every time.

El Pad said...

"is he in role models?"

no, i meant rudd

El Pad said...

"i thought tropic thunder was good"

jew fro guy was the best

Meiz said...

I like/liked Tropic Thunder

tem said...

"jew fro guy was the best"

tom cruise?

Keith S said...

"Role Models"


the keef sanchez in the first scene was quality

El Pad said...

tiger story revealed

El Pad said...

"tom cruise?"

no the explosion guy

Keith S said...

Wolverine is gonna run the Raiders offense

El Pad said...

"Uchitel was apparently listed in Tiger’s cellphone under her real name"

damn tiger yous a fool

El Pad said...

Hue Jackson = Hugh Jackman

close

Spaceman Spiff said...

i though jug's link said 'great turban race', was intrigued for a second

Meiz said...

Today is Bob Uecker's birthday

El Pad said...

106 is not a good look

ToddPacker said...

"Today is Bob Uecker's birthday"

norm macdonald told some very funny uecker stories last time he was on stern.

Keith S said...

Uecker is still alive, huh?

Steve said...

"Tropic Thunder

Forgetting Sarah Marshall"


both hof these are quality flicks

El Pad said...

HOF

tem said...

"norm macdonald told some very funny uecker stories last time he was on stern."

like what?

tem said...

this place is dead.

El Pad said...

"Tropic Thunder"

they were using prop guns and the villagers were using real guns right?

El Pad said...

i mean it was alright

high quality it was not

Jugdish said...

i didn't think tropic thunder was that good. maybe i need to watch it again, but i probably won't

tem said...

"they were using prop guns and the villagers were using real guns right?"

something like that.

El Pad said...

something like that.

exactly like that

El Pad said...

i need something else to go with my sandwhich, it's too plain

Keith S said...

sandwhich always makes me aitch

Meiz said...

I'm quitting drinking.

Keith S said...

ok

Steve said...

"VATICAN CITY - Pope John Paul II whipped himself with a belt, even on vacation, and slept on the floor as acts of penitence and to bring him closer to Christian perfection, according to a new book by the Polish prelate spearheading his sainthood case."


cutting yourself, wipping yourself, things like this don't make you a good christian, it makes you legaly insane.

El Pad said...

small company wants to meet again, i guess that's good, although it's the COO, which is almost like the CEO, which makes me a lil nervous

Steve said...

"I'm quitting drinking."

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Keith S said...

Wanna bet? Loser has their name/pic changed for the rest of their life

El Pad said...

"I'm quitting drinking."

really Andy, really?

El Pad said...

I'm quitting drinking.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

El Pad said...

sandwhich always makes me aitch

sadnwhich always fills me up

Steve said...

"small company wants to meet again, i guess that's good, although it's the COO, which is almost like the CEO, which makes me a lil nervous"

don't sweat it. in small companies everybody and their borther has a title like these.

El Pad said...

i fucked that up

El Pad said...

"don't sweat it. in small companies everybody and their borther has a title like these."

not the case here

Keith S said...

auto glass guys that walk around parking lots need a good beatdown

El Pad said...

but thanks for the encouragement, that seemed genuine and nice

Meiz said...

"@SI_JonHeyman sheets goes to a's, nady to cubs. good job by cbssports.com on sheets."

Meiz said...

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"


thanks for the encouragement

Keith S said...

Guys who pitch/have pitched for Oakland tend to have arm problems, no?

Meiz said...

In other news, the Brewers are going to sign Mark Mulder

Meiz said...

"auto glass guys that walk around parking lots need a good beatdown"


Never heard of this

Steve said...

when i interviewd for this job i interviewed witht the "President & International Sales Director" the "Global Marketing Director" and the VP of Engineering & Operations"


in other words, the owner, the partner and the hot chick that works here cause she's pretty.

i wans't impressed.

Keith S said...

"Never heard of this"

Usually I see them at gas stations here. They come up and try to convince you that the pinhead sized chip means you need a new windshield.

tem said...

""don't sweat it. in small companies everybody and their borther has a title like these."

not the case here"


saw this coming from a mile away.

anything you say about a small company or a large company that is pretty much true everywhere is 100% false where el pad works or interviews.

Jugdish said...

Usually I see them at gas stations here. They come up and try to convince you that the pinhead sized chip means you need a new windshield.



they don't do that here. they patch up or fill the little hole and charge the insurance $25. done and done

tem said...

if you want to move up from associate you'll have to be able to talk to the COO or CEO.

actually no, that probably is not the case at new place. COO and CEO have probably never spoke and don't know each other or anyone in the business. except the mail room clerks. they only speak to mail room clerks.

Jugdish said...

i know the CEO of MPS

tem said...

"I'm quitting drinking."

don't even quit.

isiah thompson said...

they only speak to shipping room clerks.

*fixed

/deke

Jugdish said...

i know the CEO of MPS


and the shipping clerk too

Meiz said...

"i know the CEO of MPS


and the shipping clerk too"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

"anything you say about a small company or a large company that is pretty much true everywhere is 100% false where el pad works or interviews."

let's get this straight, when i say small company i dont mean 13 people, i mean like 23,000 people

El Pad said...

kev will lose the sheets bet for sure

Jugdish said...

The legal definition of "small" varies historically, by country and by industry, but generally has fewer than 100 employees in the United States



wiki

tem said...

"i mean like 23,000 people"

then quit saying small.

Steve said...

"i mean like 23,000 people"


that's not a small company at all. what's the company, COO name?

you can probably look him up. he might even have a wiki page.

Meiz said...

"let's get this straight, when i say small company i dont mean 13 people, i mean like 23,000 people"


Unreal. Take the fucking job.

Jugdish said...

then quit saying small.



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

"let's get this straight, when i say small company i dont mean 13 people, i mean like 23,000.5 people"



fixed

isiah thompson said...

let's get this straight, when i say small company i dont mean 13 people, i mean people like me, 5'9.5" and under.

*fized

isiah thompson said...

• South team -- Tebow is continuing to struggle under center. His timing and rhythm are off, even for a quarterback working with new receivers. He also seems to be having problems reading the defense, which combined with his elongated release makes him late on some throws. However, he is not hanging his head and is remaining positive and embracing the leadership role. He led the team in a post practice prayer and bible study and offered up free circumcision services for anyone who is interested.


Tesus is quite a guy.

El Pad said...

"then quit saying small."

apologies

El Pad said...

where i'm at now has 65K employees so that's why i say small

El Pad said...

"Unreal. Take the fucking job."

no offer yet chico

Jugdish said...

offered up free circumcision services for anyone who is interested.


hilarity

tem said...

it is smaller....but not small.

El Pad said...

"He led the team in a post practice prayer and bible study and offered up free circumcision services for anyone who is interested."

zeke's changing article fact he cnp's is one of my favorties on LOV

tem said...

insert obvious penis size joke here

Meiz said...

"no offer yet chico"


Okay

Meiz said...

I should deposit my check today

El Pad said...

"i mean like 23,000 people"

correction, 2300

El Pad said...

that's small in the financial industry

Jugdish said...

"i mean like 23,000 people"

correction, 2300



i hope cmep balances your checkbook

Meiz said...

"i hope cmep balances your checkbook"


The fuck's a checkbook?

/ep
/keith
/zeke
/spiff

El Pad said...

keef how are you plauing softball with two jobs?

El Pad said...

"i hope cmep balances your checkbook"

she does

Steve said...

"The fuck's a checkbook?

/anybody under 50



*fixed

ToddPacker said...

"really Andy, really?"

funny

Jugdish said...

"The fuck's a checkbook?

/anybody under 50



probably should have said keep the register. I have checks...might write one or two a year

Meiz said...

Why the fuck was old man Oden taking naked pictures, and why the fuck are they on the internet?

tem said...

que?

Meiz said...

"probably should have said keep the register. I have checks...might write one or two a year"

What about house payments? Are those EFT?

Meiz said...

"que?"


I don't want to be the one to link it.

ToddPacker said...

"I'm quitting drinking."

good luck, meiz

Jugdish said...

What about house payments? Are those EFT?


yeah. i pay all my bills via wells fargo bill pay.

my homeowners association charges a fee for paying on line, so i mail that in.

Meiz said...

"good luck, meiz"

Thank you

Jugdish said...

I don't want to be the one to link it.



but you have seen it

Meiz said...

Truth

Meiz said...

"but you have seen it"


yeah. I'm not proud of that.

tem said...

i am glad i did not even know about it.

Meiz said...

Well now you know

Jugdish said...

Well now you know


can you email me that link?

/lp

El Pad said...

took long enough, zeke would have made that joke in 2 milliseconds

tem said...

we were waiting for you to ask on your own.

tem said...

SAS you did not. You must have already seen it.

El Pad said...

cant wait for the State of Union address

ESSSSSSSSSS

El Pad said...

i like dong jokes, not actual dong

to clarify

Meiz said...

"we were waiting for you to ask on your own."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keith S said...

"The fuck's a checkbook?

/ep
/keith
/zeke
/spiff"


I use check numbers to make payments for one of my bills, but don't write checks

Keith S said...

"zeke's changing article fact he cnp's is one of my favorties on LOV"

yo tambien

Keith S said...

"keef how are you plauing softball with two jobs?"


Softball is on Sunday

Meiz said...

Was Braun on Rome yet?

Jugdish said...

Was Braun on Rome yet?


Lloyd?

Keith S said...

"Was Braun on Rome yet?"

Dunno. Hopefully he's not as boring as ARodg

Keith S said...

i like all things dong

to clarify


*fized

Steve said...

Oden Naked


SFW version

El Pad said...

Maybe Tim Tebow has an excuse for his unimpressive showing in Senior Bowl practices.

ESPN is reporting that Tebow has strep throat.


jesus

Keith S said...

"Oden Naked"

I'll be back in a minute

/LP

isiah thompson said...

EP, your boy

I wasn’t impressed by the quarterbacks out there today. Dan LeFevour really has a weak arm, putting no zip on his passes. He’s not “Graham Harrell” bad, but it’s not good. Pike might have been the most impressive of the North group and he completed a nice deep pass to Mardy Gilyard.

El Pad said...

Dan LeFevour

i got a lafevour

El Pad said...

that Depp Dillinger movie any good yo?

El Pad said...

Willie Sutton is the better anyway, they should make a movie bout him

isiah thompson said...

that Depp Dillinger movie any good yo?

not really

Meiz said...

"that Depp Dillinger movie any good yo?"


I thought you were supposed to be some kind of movie connoisseur

El Pad said...

"I thought you were supposed to be some kind of movie connoisseur"

yeah my game started slipping after the xbox crash of 2009, canceled netty flix and relied on cable

woe

Spaceman Spiff said...

"that Depp Dillinger movie any good yo?"

it's really bad

NS

Meiz said...

"it's really bad

NS"


Bummer

Meiz said...

I hate when this place is so slow

Beth said...

I also wasn't impressed with the Depp Dillinger movie.

Beth said...

"I hate when this place is so slow"

Don't worry, tomorrow it will pick up cause you'll have dummy stories to tell.

Meiz said...

"Don't worry, tomorrow it will pick up cause you'll have dummy stories to tell."


It ain't my fault

Beth said...

It's always a guy's fault, that's something we learn as little girls.

El Pad said...

crazy people

El Pad said...

i need a snack

tem said...

have some dong

tem said...

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