Alright so I haven't really been paying attention to the blog the last couple days so I figure most of this has already been said...but I'll say it anyway.
Bert*
Was there really any other way that game could have went? I guess he could have won it and then blown it in the Super Bowl. The point is you knew he was going to blow it. Everyone knew it. He knew it. Which is why it happened. Kind of a self fulfilling prophecy. But really that game was a microcosm of his whole career. Some great plays and then a boneheaded play that cost his team a win.
Super Bowl
I am already sick of Archie Manning stories. Fuck him.
I am already sick of Katrina stories. I swear the media is sapping any ounce of sympathy I had for that town out of me. I actually care less now than ever before. And not just because time has passed and you care about things (things like that, probably not true with people, but maybe) less as time goes by. I care less because the media is still shoving it down my throat. I hate the media.
NHL Update
San Jose has the most points, they must be the best team. Also the Olympics are soon so he players should be taking a break soon. At least it isn't a lock out.
Pro Bowl
I have no clue who is playing in it. I hope Bert plays. I've never really wished a career ending injury on anyone, but he is probably the closest anyone has ever been to receiving that wish from me.
Anyway, I think I actually have a higher chance of watching it now that they changed the date. I used to have about a 0.5% chance of watching it, now I am probably up to 10%. Unless some good college bball game is on I will probably watch.
Tennis
Roddick lost, Nedal "retires." I hate when they say a player retired from a match. He quit. I am not sure why he quit, maybe his leg fell off, or maybe he is a Spanish Pussy. I don't know, I am not a Doctor. What I do know is that smoking didn't make him quit.
OK it is late so go comment.
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i have no energy to start the day.
i feel like i am 52 today. at least i feel like what i imagine 52 feels like.
my body is sore and i have an uncontrollable urge to grab chicks asses.
like more uncontrollable than usual.
also i care about social security.
and when i came to work i drove 55 in the fast lane. i couldn't help myself.
i think i caught some sort of aging flu.
schools are closed today because it snowed, but the buses were out anyway. i don't think anyone tolt the drivers not to drive around.
maybe the drivers are so dumb that if they miss 3 days in a row they completely forget their route.
it is funny that some of the dumbest people i know are grade school teachers and bus drivers.
we trust our children to the dumbest people.
of course it doesn't take a smart person to teach addition.
grade school teaching is more about keeping the parents happy and the kids from peeing themselves.
and making sure none get lost during recess and/or field trips.
that's why the buddy system is key.
without a good buddy system kids would be lost in the pool every day.
i have a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
with a new doctor because my old one quit and his practice closed.
when i called they asked me which of the two doctors i wanted.
i said i wanted the one with smaller hands.
the lady on the phone asked why. i gave her ::blank stare:: but it didn't go through the phone well.
so i said just because. i think she figured it out.
i am convinced that the medical field made up the meniscus.
it is a body part that doesn't even exist, but some doctors made it up and pretended to do a bunch of surgeries on it.
it was a medicare fraud and it just exploded. now everyone had a meniscal tear.
fucking made up body parts.
met some more of cgtif's friends this weekend. one of them asked me if my dad is single.
or if i had a single uncle.
she was old.
wft
she is loaded.
but her tv was like a 27 inch tv.
how do you spend $450,000 on a house and then put a $50 tv in it??
and have that be your only tv?
1 comment does not derail the tem onslaught.
so yeah, $450,000 for a house, which is a lot here. and a shitty tv.
she axed if people wanted to come over for the super bowl. i was thinking not so much because of the tiny tv.
speaking of tvs mine is in the shop now. the ballast is broke. $320 to fix. plus the $75 for the service call.
400 to fix my tv and this lady is rolling around with a $50 tv.
"400 to fix my tv and this lady is rolling around with a $50 tv."
nother 300 can get a new one
i have a friend that i am going to try to hook up with the chick.
although i am hesitant about hooking my friends up with friends of cgtif.
i just don't see how that ends well.
"we trust our children to the dumbest people."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"nother 300 can get a new one"
we had this conversation and I won.
change of subject did you friend request me on xbox? saw something about nyse come across while i was watching a movie or playing cod and figured it was you.
then forgot to check.
"change of subject did you friend request me on xbox? saw something about nyse come across while i was watching a movie or playing cod and figured it was you.
then forgot to check."
I don't think so Tim.
ok al.
i think the name was freakynyse. i figured that had to be you.
ns.
"we had this conversation and I won."
ok but add that cost to the sticker price that you bought the tv at
"i think the name was freakynyse. i figured that had to be you.
ns."
i dont have an xbox, but buying a hot one shortly
$100
do it
and my xbox name is El Padrino
which is the same name here
ironically
your name here is El Pad.
"i dont have an xbox, but buying a hot one shortly"
you've been singing this tune for awhile.
anything worth reading from yesterday?
lovad was hilarity last night
"you've been singing this tune for awhile."
yeah i'm waiting on the connect
"anything worth reading from yesterday?"
no
"nother 300 can get a new one"
that was close to a RA,R?
I am a lov culture phenominon
big boss is in today.
he is fired up.
i am sick and cranky. this might not end well.
I love you man
Role Models
Tropic Thunder
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
all of them sucked, for the most part
"all of them sucked, for the most part"
funny, in ohio those were pretty good.
They all had thier moments, most of the funny parts were in all the trailers, maybe I got tired of Segel since he is in all three of those joints
the black kid was hilarity in Role Models, other than that dud
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
too much dong in this one believe it or not, but how you gonna show dong and not show Mila Kunis tits (aside from the bathroom pic) or Kristen Bell tits or ass
WFT
WFT
WFT
WFT
can i get a Amen
amen
"Segel since he is in all three of those joints"
is he in role models?
is he in Tropic Thunder?
"Mila Kunis "
i have no idea how to pronounce this.
"Mila Kunis tits (aside from the bathroom pic)"
Hate to burst your bubble ep but those weren't hers, those were photoshopped.
"Hate to burst your bubble "
liar
i thought tropic thunder was good
i thought tropic thunder was good, it sucked me
fixed
it sucks you every time.
"is he in role models?"
no, i meant rudd
"i thought tropic thunder was good"
jew fro guy was the best
I like/liked Tropic Thunder
"jew fro guy was the best"
tom cruise?
"Role Models"
the keef sanchez in the first scene was quality
tiger story revealed
"tom cruise?"
no the explosion guy
Wolverine is gonna run the Raiders offense
"Uchitel was apparently listed in Tiger’s cellphone under her real name"
damn tiger yous a fool
Hue Jackson = Hugh Jackman
close
i though jug's link said 'great turban race', was intrigued for a second
Today is Bob Uecker's birthday
106 is not a good look
"Today is Bob Uecker's birthday"
norm macdonald told some very funny uecker stories last time he was on stern.
Uecker is still alive, huh?
"Tropic Thunder
Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
both hof these are quality flicks
HOF
"norm macdonald told some very funny uecker stories last time he was on stern."
like what?
this place is dead.
"Tropic Thunder"
they were using prop guns and the villagers were using real guns right?
i mean it was alright
high quality it was not
i didn't think tropic thunder was that good. maybe i need to watch it again, but i probably won't
"they were using prop guns and the villagers were using real guns right?"
something like that.
something like that.
exactly like that
i need something else to go with my sandwhich, it's too plain
sandwhich always makes me aitch
I'm quitting drinking.
ok
"VATICAN CITY - Pope John Paul II whipped himself with a belt, even on vacation, and slept on the floor as acts of penitence and to bring him closer to Christian perfection, according to a new book by the Polish prelate spearheading his sainthood case."
cutting yourself, wipping yourself, things like this don't make you a good christian, it makes you legaly insane.
small company wants to meet again, i guess that's good, although it's the COO, which is almost like the CEO, which makes me a lil nervous
"I'm quitting drinking."
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wanna bet? Loser has their name/pic changed for the rest of their life
"I'm quitting drinking."
really Andy, really?
I'm quitting drinking.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sandwhich always makes me aitch
sadnwhich always fills me up
"small company wants to meet again, i guess that's good, although it's the COO, which is almost like the CEO, which makes me a lil nervous"
don't sweat it. in small companies everybody and their borther has a title like these.
i fucked that up
"don't sweat it. in small companies everybody and their borther has a title like these."
not the case here
auto glass guys that walk around parking lots need a good beatdown
but thanks for the encouragement, that seemed genuine and nice
"@SI_JonHeyman sheets goes to a's, nady to cubs. good job by cbssports.com on sheets."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
thanks for the encouragement
Guys who pitch/have pitched for Oakland tend to have arm problems, no?
In other news, the Brewers are going to sign Mark Mulder
"auto glass guys that walk around parking lots need a good beatdown"
Never heard of this
when i interviewd for this job i interviewed witht the "President & International Sales Director" the "Global Marketing Director" and the VP of Engineering & Operations"
in other words, the owner, the partner and the hot chick that works here cause she's pretty.
i wans't impressed.
"Never heard of this"
Usually I see them at gas stations here. They come up and try to convince you that the pinhead sized chip means you need a new windshield.
""don't sweat it. in small companies everybody and their borther has a title like these."
not the case here"
saw this coming from a mile away.
anything you say about a small company or a large company that is pretty much true everywhere is 100% false where el pad works or interviews.
Usually I see them at gas stations here. They come up and try to convince you that the pinhead sized chip means you need a new windshield.
they don't do that here. they patch up or fill the little hole and charge the insurance $25. done and done
if you want to move up from associate you'll have to be able to talk to the COO or CEO.
actually no, that probably is not the case at new place. COO and CEO have probably never spoke and don't know each other or anyone in the business. except the mail room clerks. they only speak to mail room clerks.
i know the CEO of MPS
"I'm quitting drinking."
don't even quit.
they only speak to shipping room clerks.
*fixed
/deke
i know the CEO of MPS
and the shipping clerk too
"i know the CEO of MPS
and the shipping clerk too"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"anything you say about a small company or a large company that is pretty much true everywhere is 100% false where el pad works or interviews."
let's get this straight, when i say small company i dont mean 13 people, i mean like 23,000 people
kev will lose the sheets bet for sure
The legal definition of "small" varies historically, by country and by industry, but generally has fewer than 100 employees in the United States
wiki
"i mean like 23,000 people"
then quit saying small.
"i mean like 23,000 people"
that's not a small company at all. what's the company, COO name?
you can probably look him up. he might even have a wiki page.
"let's get this straight, when i say small company i dont mean 13 people, i mean like 23,000 people"
Unreal. Take the fucking job.
then quit saying small.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"let's get this straight, when i say small company i dont mean 13 people, i mean like 23,000.5 people"
fixed
let's get this straight, when i say small company i dont mean 13 people, i mean people like me, 5'9.5" and under.
*fized
• South team -- Tebow is continuing to struggle under center. His timing and rhythm are off, even for a quarterback working with new receivers. He also seems to be having problems reading the defense, which combined with his elongated release makes him late on some throws. However, he is not hanging his head and is remaining positive and embracing the leadership role. He led the team in a post practice prayer and bible study and offered up free circumcision services for anyone who is interested.
Tesus is quite a guy.
"then quit saying small."
apologies
where i'm at now has 65K employees so that's why i say small
"Unreal. Take the fucking job."
no offer yet chico
offered up free circumcision services for anyone who is interested.
hilarity
it is smaller....but not small.
"He led the team in a post practice prayer and bible study and offered up free circumcision services for anyone who is interested."
zeke's changing article fact he cnp's is one of my favorties on LOV
insert obvious penis size joke here
"no offer yet chico"
Okay
I should deposit my check today
"i mean like 23,000 people"
correction, 2300
that's small in the financial industry
"i mean like 23,000 people"
correction, 2300
i hope cmep balances your checkbook
"i hope cmep balances your checkbook"
The fuck's a checkbook?
/ep
/keith
/zeke
/spiff
keef how are you plauing softball with two jobs?
"i hope cmep balances your checkbook"
she does
"The fuck's a checkbook?
/anybody under 50
*fixed
"really Andy, really?"
funny
"The fuck's a checkbook?
/anybody under 50
probably should have said keep the register. I have checks...might write one or two a year
Why the fuck was old man Oden taking naked pictures, and why the fuck are they on the internet?
que?
"probably should have said keep the register. I have checks...might write one or two a year"
What about house payments? Are those EFT?
"que?"
I don't want to be the one to link it.
"I'm quitting drinking."
good luck, meiz
What about house payments? Are those EFT?
yeah. i pay all my bills via wells fargo bill pay.
my homeowners association charges a fee for paying on line, so i mail that in.
"good luck, meiz"
Thank you
I don't want to be the one to link it.
but you have seen it
Truth
"but you have seen it"
yeah. I'm not proud of that.
i am glad i did not even know about it.
Well now you know
Well now you know
can you email me that link?
/lp
took long enough, zeke would have made that joke in 2 milliseconds
we were waiting for you to ask on your own.
SAS you did not. You must have already seen it.
cant wait for the State of Union address
ESSSSSSSSSS
i like dong jokes, not actual dong
to clarify
"we were waiting for you to ask on your own."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"The fuck's a checkbook?
/ep
/keith
/zeke
/spiff"
I use check numbers to make payments for one of my bills, but don't write checks
"zeke's changing article fact he cnp's is one of my favorties on LOV"
yo tambien
"keef how are you plauing softball with two jobs?"
Softball is on Sunday
Was Braun on Rome yet?
Was Braun on Rome yet?
Lloyd?
"Was Braun on Rome yet?"
Dunno. Hopefully he's not as boring as ARodg
i like all things dong
to clarify
*fized
Oden Naked
SFW version
Maybe Tim Tebow has an excuse for his unimpressive showing in Senior Bowl practices.
ESPN is reporting that Tebow has strep throat.
jesus
"Oden Naked"
I'll be back in a minute
/LP
EP, your boy
I wasn’t impressed by the quarterbacks out there today. Dan LeFevour really has a weak arm, putting no zip on his passes. He’s not “Graham Harrell” bad, but it’s not good. Pike might have been the most impressive of the North group and he completed a nice deep pass to Mardy Gilyard.
Dan LeFevour
i got a lafevour
that Depp Dillinger movie any good yo?
Willie Sutton is the better anyway, they should make a movie bout him
that Depp Dillinger movie any good yo?
not really
"that Depp Dillinger movie any good yo?"
I thought you were supposed to be some kind of movie connoisseur
"I thought you were supposed to be some kind of movie connoisseur"
yeah my game started slipping after the xbox crash of 2009, canceled netty flix and relied on cable
woe
"that Depp Dillinger movie any good yo?"
it's really bad
NS
"it's really bad
NS"
Bummer
I hate when this place is so slow
I also wasn't impressed with the Depp Dillinger movie.
"I hate when this place is so slow"
Don't worry, tomorrow it will pick up cause you'll have dummy stories to tell.
"Don't worry, tomorrow it will pick up cause you'll have dummy stories to tell."
It ain't my fault
It's always a guy's fault, that's something we learn as little girls.
crazy people
i need a snack
have some dong
bold
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