Monday, January 11, 2010

Monday post

Some things suckt this weekend. The Bengals game really suckt. Congrat, TP. I hope a Whale's Vagina rolls all over the Jets, though.

What didn't suck this weekend was the Balt/NE game. I really hate the Ravens, but I really really really really really hate NE. It's grate* when your QB throws for 34 yards and you still score 33 points and blow your opponent out. I ♥ O:FB.

Another thing that didn't suck is the Eagles losing. We needed a break from the Philly insufferableness.

LP turnt old yesterday. Happy belated. And he also won the BK Pop Warner champyunship*. Congrats on that, too.

csil is ratarded. She broke up w/ her boyfriend right before New Year's, and she's already said three different times since then that she found a guy that she's gonna marry and have kids with. Then on Friday she said that she needs to take a year off and not date anyone. We all laught* because there is < than 0 chance of that happening. I told her that I would bet her that she couldn't last a year w/o dating someone and that if I lost the bet she could have my house. She said that she didn't have anything she could bet me, that all she has is her dog and she can't bet her. So I told her that she knows she wouldn't win the bet. Then yesterday she goes to the Cardinals game and says that she met a guy and she's going on a date with him on Wednesday. First thing she says is "He's rich". So he's a douchebag if he mentions how much money he makes in the probably 15 minutes that they talkt*. Second thing she says is that he's Italian and he's from Jersey. A fucking guido. I should of* axed if he was 5'9.5".

Speaking of the Cardinals game, all I saw of that game was the last 12 minutes of the 4th quarter and then OT. What a suite fucking finish to the game. I really didn't care who won, but the ending was pretty cool. Neil Rackers owes Karlos Dansby a car or house or something. Fucking kickers. You have 1 job responsibility. ONE.

Counting Crows talk this weekend on LOV was suite. CC is the better. The top 3 CC songs probably are Round Here, A Murder of One, and Long December.
What is your favorite CC song and WHY? (s)

447 comments:

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H said...

First

Beth said...

"CC is the better."

I am probably the only one on LOV who thinks this, but in my opinion the Counting Crows aren't even the best Crows band.

Black Crowes >>>>>>>> Counting Crows.

Steve said...

"Black Crowes >>>>>>>> Counting Crows"


this of COLOV.

and very true.

ToddPacker said...

lots of tps today...

keith, just use the "Ohio Sucks" name/pic again.

Steve said...

my coffee taste odd this moring.


steve may be catching a cold.

Steve said...

happy belated TP.


what number is this?

tem said...

" First thing she says is "He's rich". So he's a douchebag if he mentions how much money he makes in the probably 15 minutes that they talkt*. "


she probably made that up.

tem said...

haven't scored tcs.

have a 9:30am offsite meeting.

my advise* to those alive, just keep getting points.

don't quit. don't even quit. although i imagine 2 of you already have.

ToddPacker said...

"happy belated TP.


what number is this?"

keith was talking about EP's birthday in the post today.... i think EP turt* 30

Beth said...

"don't quit. don't even quit"

You're talking to zeke remember, that's like telling ep not to be short, it's in their nature.

Steve said...

oh, i thought it said TP.


happy belated EP

Steve said...

Ashley Greene and body paint


nuff said.

Steve said...

"You're talking to zeke remember, that's like telling ep not to be short, or me not to be easy...it's in our nature."


/fixed

Jugdish said...

Happy Birthday ep!

H said...

Agreed on Black Crowes.

Steve said...

There is a chick in the office who's grand-dad owns a pig farm she brings in fresh sausage every now and then. And by fresh i mean the pig was happy a day ago.

best.sausage.eva

Jugdish said...

watch out for swine flu

Beth said...

"Ashley Greene and body paint"

Poor girl, she has no nipples.

Jugdish said...

h

Steve said...

"Poor girl, she has no nipples."


they are there. you have to go full size and the lean in real close to your monitor.

Jugdish said...

they are there. you have to go full size and the lean in real close to your monitor.


that's a funny mental image

blue said...

steve likes to get up close and personal with his monitor

blue said...

hey i just remembered that I had a bet with zeke about Boise State finishing undefeated.

I don't remember the parameters though.

So he's safve

Beth said...

"they are there. you have to go full size and the lean in real close to your monitor"

Sounds like a very slick job of airbrushing to me to not remove them entirely but to have people resort to this to see them.

Steve said...

"Sounds like a very slick job of airbrushing to me to not remove them entirely but to have people resort to this to see them."

they are like that in real life as well.

if you know what i mean. *wink* *wink*

blue said...

yeah, ashley greene has tiny nips

Jugdish said...

way too many "Monday" posts on FB today

Jugdish said...

blue...steamboat was awesome! I think we're going again next year.

blue said...

steamboat is a kick ass town...I just won a 3 day trip there

blue said...

did you stay up at the village or down in town?

Is the "tugboat" still open...i'd heard rumors that it was demolished

Jugdish said...

we stayed in the Village at Ski Inn, Sweet 115..."the cock house". Whoever designed it had a thing for roosters.

The Tugboat is still there and we spent a few hours there on the first night. That place was packed.

Jugdish said...

i forgot how much fun skiing was too...

Jugdish said...

did i tell the craigslist story here?

Beth said...

"the cock house". Whoever designed it had a thing for roosters."

That's not about roosters!

/ep

blue said...

i am interested in the craigslist stories

Jugdish said...

my friend who planned the trip booked a 6 person condo and we had a lot of interest, but when it came time to pay we only had 4 people willing. So we put an ad on Craigslist for the final 2 spots. Some dude from San Antonio said he and his friend wanted to go, so they paid up. we flew to denver and they were going to drive and meet us there and convoy to steamboat with us.

Jugdish said...

so we did that and met them in denver last monday, but as it turns out his friend couldn't make it, so he invited his ex girlfriend from 5 years ago. we convoyed out there, checked in, and went to drink at the tugboat for a few hours. He seemed kind of douchey, but he was buying us rounds so whatever.

Steve said...

jug was the only one to make it out alive.

→ → → → → → → said...

LP, your name/pic for 1 day is I'm worst than Mills

→ → → → → → → said...

But I think LP is off today, so you can switch it tomorrow

Jugdish said...

so we get back to the condo sometime around 2 or 3 and we all crash. apparently he had some expectations with the chick he brought and wanted top stay up and talk to her, but she was hammered and just wanted to sleep so she did.

we wake up the next morning around nine and the dude was gone. We were like WFT? Turns out he had sent that chick a text at about 4 AM that said he was leaving and going to denver and then heading back to TX.

Jugdish said...

so he basically pulled a TJW. He picked her up in Lubbock and drove her up there and then left her stranded. However he wasn't very bright because he left his wallet. he did come back for it, but we were out skiing.

Jugdish said...

So she is stuck there...she calls southwest and booked a flight home for the next Sat leaving about an hour before ours.

It turns out she is cool as shit, we adopted her and she hung out with us all week. We nick named her Little Orphan Annie and Lonesome Dove was her call sign on the radio.

We were also better off that the douchebag left. He paid for himself and for her to go and didn't even stay one night. not smat.

blue said...

that's pretty funny shit

Jugdish said...

we all made it out alive.

it was a story we told to all the random people we met there. Lots of people from Texas there that week obviously. we told it to enough people were evetually people said "Ohhh, you're that girl?! We heard about that!"

blue said...

and in the end...jug banged little orphan annie

Jugdish said...

so i guess there is a risk when you vacation with random people from craigslist, but it turned out well.

We should have known he was a big douche because his outgoing voicemail message says "You got him! leave a message."

Jugdish said...

and in the end...jug banged little orphan annie


no, that didn't happen sadly

Jugdish said...

the end

Jugdish said...

we did meet a random guy who actually lives near us. he always had about four flasks of booze on him and would pour us shots when we ran into him. we dubbed him "the tin man" (from the clanking of flasks in his jacket)

Jugdish said...

wall

blue said...

lots of texans come skiing here...you can usually point them out because they're skiing in jeans

kind (s) kinda (ns)

the best are the people from kansas or missouri or something that ski in their favorite team's "starter" jacket. Those aren't really meant for skiing

Jugdish said...

As Tony Dungy said on NBC Saturday night: "Most college coaches find out it's a lot harder to coach rich 25-year-olds than it is poor 19-year-olds."

nice

blue said...

but the classic is the guy in jeans tucked into his boots wearing a cowboy hat

Jugdish said...

lots of texans come skiing here...you can usually point them out because they're skiing in jeans


i didn't see a lot of that, but it was pretty cold there last week. there was a texas county music festival there last week, that is why there was probably an unusual amount of texans there.

Jugdish said...

there was a texas county music festival there last week


suite!

/keef

Jugdish said...

i am having a hard time understanding men wearing scarves indoors. like they take their jacket off, but keep the scarf on

blue said...

that seems pretty gay

blue said...

yeah, they have that texas music festival every year the first part of january

they also have cowboy days or something too, where a bunch of rodeo/cowboy dudes come and ski

Jugdish said...

the music festival was pretty awesome. i think when we do it next year we'll come up a day early or stay a day later to get another day of skiing in, so we can take a day off in the middle and see some more music.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

wall

Steve said...

Mt Dew is almost too good.

El Padrino said...

thanks for the birthday wishes
it was a great day and now i'm headed to the greatest pizzeria in all of the land

Di Fara's

spiff knows

DET

El Padrino said...

i had very little lov-kend

hope zeke didnt catch up

El Padrino said...

do tese comments count

El Padrino said...

or these?

El Padrino said...

i need to find the video and post it on youtube

El Padrino said...

the video of the football game

Jugdish said...

do tese comments count


i think tey do

El Padrino said...

btw the winnings was 8K

pop warner my ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

blogger sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

wall

El Padrino said...

dammit di fara's is closed

gonna have to go to grimaldi's or frannys

JFreak said...

EP, at some point you should look back at your comments over the weekend and tell us what you were trying to say.

El Padrino said...

really?

i tried to type sat night?

hahahahahahhahahahahhaa

that's like the 5th thing someone told me about in which i did not recall

great night

Spaceman Spiff said...

fat bitch GIF

hilarity

Jugdish said...

what were the other 4?

Spaceman Spiff said...

another one

wonder if she's on kev's team

JFreak said...

ctrl+f el pad here

Spaceman Spiff said...

and another

Spaceman Spiff said...

another

Spaceman Spiff said...

one more

→ → → → → → → said...

"blogger sucks"


^^^^^

El Padrino said...

wolf told me i tried to fix the TV because i was trying to show people a couple of videos on my ipod

cmep told me i tried to wash the dishes before i went to bed
which is laughable because it was all glass

hsilep told me i walked her and her new boyfriend to their car when they left with no shoes on (totally dont remember that)

and my cuzin told me i put in 4 bets on his account for sundays game

funniest thing about that, 3 out of 4 hit and he won $550 off them!!

hahahaha

Jugdish said...

i am beyinb ease3d

ns



hilarity

→ → → → → → → said...

"wonder if she's on kev's team"

::blockt out::

Jugdish said...

funniest thing about that, 3 out of 4 hit and he won $550 off them!!



you lost me there

El Padrino said...

i am beyinb ease3d

ns


excellent, this has to be 100 CS points

i think it means I am beyond bombed

El Padrino said...

"you lost me there"

hilarious

Jugdish said...

if that's true you should get beyinb ease3d before you send out your ebay picks each week

JFreak said...

My guess was "beyond wasted"

the e and w are close by.

El Padrino said...

My guess was "beyond wasted"

the e and w are close by.

maybe that's it

El Padrino said...

"if that's true you should get beyinb ease3d before you send out your ebay picks each week"

100% true, and yeah the ebay picks were brutal alot of people went 1-3 this week

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it's not a real 30th bday unless your* passt* out on a beach in your lime green shirt

s

El Padrino said...

spiff those fat girl gilf are giving me great atiches

→ → → → → → → said...

"spiff those fat girl gilf are giving me great atiches"


are you beyinb ease3d now?

El Padrino said...

it's not a real 30th bday unless your* passt* out on a beach in your lime green shirt

s

how's puking in a tupperware bowl than sleeping on the floor naked with no blanket or pillow

cmep was so tight the next day i had alot of splainin to do

El Padrino said...

was that really your 30th? green shirt

El Padrino said...

that makes you like 35

El Padrino said...

old bastard

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"how's puking in a tupperware bowl than sleeping on the floor naked with no blanket or pillow"

Nerve tried it

El Padrino said...

csil sounds fun

El Padrino said...

"Nerve tried it"

40th is right around the corner

El Padrino said...

in all seriousness that has to be the last time i act like that

how i even woke up and played football at a high level in the cold is beyond me

i drank enough to end up in a ER

→ → → → → → → said...

"was that really your 30th? green shirt"


si

El Padrino said...

mixing is bad

beer, sangria, tequilla shots and then scotch

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"that makes you like 35"

32

Meiz said...

Jug, can we get an apartment?

El Padrino said...

and i ate like i was headed to the chair, that slo-cooker is a thing of beauty

colov

great call zeke, i think you pimped it on here years ago

El Padrino said...

32

hahahahhahahahahahaaa

Jugdish said...

yes mize, we can get beyinb ease3d all the time!

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did jug erve* find out if he has to go to the PHX

Jugdish said...

still waiting to find out when the class is scheduled for.

Jugdish said...

jug ran into excmjug over the Christmas holiday...she put on about 30 pounds. I was SAS

Jugdish said...

actually felt bad for her...ns

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"jug ran into excmjug over the Christmas holiday...she put on about 30 pounds. I was SAS"


Hopefully you didn't get injured


s

Meiz said...

Great headline

Jugdish said...

Hopefully you didn't get injured


a mutual friend of ours met her for lunch one day. he told me that she got to the restaurant first and when he walked in he was looking for her and totally missed her even though she was waving right at him.

El Padrino said...

i posted the trophy pic/my team pic on my blog

El Padrino said...

the guy holding the trophy, his father is a soilder in the Gambino crime family

ns

he used to be my bookie

El Padrino said...

and i'm taller than like 4 kids on that team so i have that going for me

Jugdish said...

and i'm taller than like 4 kids on that team so i have that going for me



those are the ones slouching in the pic

Meiz said...

Ice fishing weekend is gonna be HDH. Can't wait to make a fly ass batch of chili friday night.

Meiz said...

We just totally dirtbagged bossman. Completely ignored him. Fucking hilarity.

Jugdish said...

We just totally dirtbagged bossman. Completely ignored him. Fucking hilarity.


::you're fired::

/bossman

Meiz said...

stupid Packers.

Meiz said...

Wisconsin is still in shock

Meiz said...

I have never seen or heard such a deafening silence before. Everybody in the bar was devastated.

Jugdish said...

i just hope the cowboys lose soon

Jugdish said...

i can't take much more of their fans

Jugdish said...

i can't use the "they haven't won a playoff game in 13 years" joke anymore, so now i need some new material

Beth said...

"i posted the trophy pic/my team pic on my blog"

You sure that's not a publicity shot for "Jersey Shore"?

Jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

"You sure that's not a publicity shot for "Jersey Shore"?"

I didn't want to be the one to make the joke.

Beth said...

Yeah, I was surprised no one made it sooner.

JFreak said...
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tem said...

"ctrl+f el pad here"

fake drunk el pad. cool.

Jugdish said...

eracist


-10 points

tem said...

which guido is el pad?

tem said...

is the whole team sponsored by under armour?

that's some rich people right there.

El Padrino said...

under armour aint that expensive

the heat gear keeps you warm in any weather

El Padrino said...

there is only like4 italian kids on that team

silly rabbits

El Padrino said...

john buccigross is awful

El Padrino said...

nbc couldnt do better than Tom Hammond, Joe Gibbs, and Theismann?

that was an awful broadcast

El Padrino said...

not to take anything away from that game but the calls and NON CALLS in the AZ GB game were AWFUL

terribly officiated game

fitzgerald is not allowed to truck woodson in the end zone

El Padrino said...

Neil Rackers owes Karlos Dansby a car or house or something. Fucking kickers. You have 1 job responsibility. ONE.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

rodgers got hit in the face before that play, instead they call the packers for holding

El Padrino said...

funny thing is, they were abusing mike adams throughout the game and he makes the play at the end

tem said...

"tem if i link porn is that points"

yes

El Padrino said...

ist playoff game for rodgers, already tore up a farve packer record, most passing yards

in you face bert

tem said...

"cgtif does not trust tem, not a good sign."


cgtif spent the weekend not talking to tem. she is wierd.

El Padrino said...

yes

wow if i'm in the finals you can lock it up then

El Padrino said...

she is crazy

*ficed

El Padrino said...

love brazilian chicks

sfw

El Padrino said...

tom cable fired?

El Padrino said...

Obama Said to Weigh Fee on Financial Services to Trim Deficit


wft

tem said...

zeke had a good weekend edition.

tem said...

"under armour aint that expensive"

says the rich guy.

tem said...

for el pad post:

el pad 47
keith 29
spiff 25
zeke 71
Meiz 49

tem said...

totals:

el pad 117
keith 89
spiff 66
zeke 112
Meiz 113

El Padrino said...

damn the weekend!

El Padrino said...

so today is huge

tem said...

today is huge for zeke and el pad.

El Padrino said...

advantage zeke, lovad

tem said...

meiz pretty much lost the moment he failed to draft anyone.

tem said...

well el pad you are out scoring zeke today. so far.

El Padrino said...

michelle pfeiffer naked and getting porked in a shower, nsfw, just shows the crack of her ass, still shots

El Padrino said...

michelle pfeiffer side boob

Jugdish said...

wall

ToddPacker said...

the "beyinb ease3d" era is funny so far

El Padrino said...

<a href="erin andrews peephole still shots</a>

ToddPacker said...

funny ski trip story ,jug

ToddPacker said...

i canceled my ski trip this year because i thought i’d be in pasadena... dumb move.

El Padrino said...

erin andrews link fixed

Jugdish said...

ep tried to code the link off the top of his head didn't he?

Meiz said...

"ep tried to code the link off the top of his head didn't he?"


I don't even bother. Wiki html is bookmarked.

ToddPacker said...

"I don't even bother. Wiki html is bookmarked"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

mac snack wrap aint bad, gonna get me some more today

El Padrino said...

jayson williams got 18 months for shooting a dude and plax gets 18 months for shooting himself

ToddPacker said...

"mac snack wrap "


::beyinb ease3d::

Jugdish said...

"I don't even bother. Wiki html is bookmarked"


i type them out

ToddPacker said...

"i type them out"

jug is an html scientist

Jugdish said...

jug is an html scientist

nahh....just knew how to do them before

JFreak said...

"Press release: Greg Maddux joins Cubs as assistant to GM."

Yay.

JFreak said...

"i type them out"

Ditto.

Spaceman Spiff said...

there is bosh-bynum+ trade rumor out there, shit would be hilarity

El Padrino said...

if someone left a quesadilla maker at my house i can use it right

El Padrino said...

gonna use it anyway

/freak

ToddPacker said...

breaking news


s

El Padrino said...

shocker

El Padrino said...

caseco nerve lied

Meiz said...

Oh suiteness. One of my sister's friends that is coming fishing has a top notch ass. Just a perfect bubble. She will be tormenting me all weekend.

tem said...

so is it suite or not?

El Padrino said...

now if sammy sosa can come clean we can move on

tem said...

her coming...not the ass itself.

El Padrino said...

deke it would be suite if you would actually tap that ass

El Padrino said...

tap that ass

ugh

/deke

El Padrino said...

pedestial

El Padrino said...

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