Thursday, January 07, 2010

It's Thursday and I'm bored.

NFL Playoffs begin this weekend. I'm gonna steal a bit of EP's thunder and give you my winners, without rhyme, reason or explanation. Patriots, Bengals, Easgles and Packers.

Police won't file charges against Chris Henry's fiancee in connection with his death. "Charlotte-Mecklenburg police announced Wednesday that there was no evidence Loleini Tonga drove recklessly or with excessive speed when Henry came out of the back of her pickup truck on a curvy, residential road and suffered fatal injuries." Um, driving with someone in the bed of the truck isn't reckless? Good to know.

I said it on LOVAD and I will say it again, I hope Gil Arenas is suspended for a long time. What he did was stupid, sure. But his attitude since and clwning around about it on Tuesday night with his teammates shows he doesn't get it. Enjoy the time off, Agent Zero.

How dumb can you be?

I bet the other trucker did it.

And I'm spent.

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Beth said...

Kod, keeping your name as "The Kods" is fine, I'm too lazy to try and think up something that will fit right.

Beth said...

And congrats to Zeke for winning the college bowl pool, clinching before the final bowl game even.

Steve said...

gonna be one of those days.

Nozzledamus said...

"Microsoft announced Project Natal, a new controller-free video gaming system, will be ready for the next holiday season as well as a new version of the game Halo at the Consumer Electronics Show"

det

Nozzledamus said...

i think this nozzledamus name is over

Steve said...

boy found alive, hiding in attic.

Meiz said...

WFT, people? Its SNOW. WE LIVE IN WISCONSIN. THIS IS NOT ABNORMAL. DRIVE YOUR FUCKING CARS.

Nozzledamus said...

COLOV

blue said...

it snows in wisconsin?

who knew

Meiz said...

Bossman's a real cocksucker

Meiz said...

I love some of my customers.

Nozzledamus said...

i questioned this move too

blue said...

back at work today, first time in 3 weeks.

kind of sucks


kind of

blue said...

dude weis and haley have worked together before.

haley basically runs weis' offense

cassell has worked with weis' offense

cassell and weis know each other.

the only way it's more of a slam dunk is if the Chefs could have hired mcdaniels to be their OC

Nozzledamus said...

"A woman from Long Island was trampled by a wild elephant in Kenya as she held her 1-year-old daughter in her arms. The child was also killed in the incident, which happened on Monday afternoon during a nature walk near the Castle Forest Lodge, where they were vacationing. Sharon Brown, 39, originally from Miller Place, Long Island, and her daughter, Margaux, were killed; Brown's husband and three other tourists survived. The Browns were in an area where hikers are advised to travel with an armed guard to defend them against stampeding elephants, but they were with an unarmed hotel guide."


now let's see who disagrees with me on this one

I say bad parenting, you know, going hiking in Kenya with an infant. Maybe I'm overreacting. Kevin what do you think?

Nozzledamus said...

"dude weis and haley have worked together before."

you mean when Haley was fecthing weis donuts with the Jets?

i know the offense is the same but you would think weis would pair with a defensive minus coach to avoid input and pissing contests

Meiz said...

seriously, he's a fucking huge douchebag

Nozzledamus said...

minus = minded

i'm here all week people

Meiz said...

"now let's see who disagrees with me on this one

I say bad parenting, you know, going hiking in Kenya with an infant. Maybe I'm overreacting. Kevin what do you think?"


I really do think there needs to be an extensive competency test in order for people to be allowed to have kids.

tem said...

"I say bad parenting, you know, going hiking in Kenya with an infant. Maybe I'm overreacting. Kevin what do you think?"

mom was from New York.

New York parents are the worse. That is a fact, proven by science.

tem said...

"I say bad parenting, you know, going hiking in Kenya with an infant. Maybe I'm overreacting. Kevin what do you think?"

at least she knew where her kid was.

Meiz said...

"JFreak said...

I read somewhere that teams were offering the inductees retired numbers and other considerations, so the mlb took the choice away from the players."


I'm not buying this

Meiz said...

"New York parents are the worse. That is a fact, proven by science."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Nozzledamus said...

there is some grafitti artist going around spray painting chickens with a penis as the head

and it aint me

signing it "Richard Chicken"

tem said...

"there is some grafitti artist going around spray painting chickens with a penis as the head

and it aint me

signing it "Richard Chicken""


exhibit ZZZZ of bad new york parenting.

tem said...

el pad brings too many penis stories to the table.

tem said...

i suppose i should score yesterday's stuff

Nozzledamus said...

"An Ohio father is facing a laundry list of charges for allegedly putting his 7-year-old daughter in the dryer, closing the door and turning it on, Fox8.com reported."


yeah ny parents are the worse

i know

Meiz said...

"An Ohio father is facing a laundry list of charges for allegedly putting his 7-year-old daughter in the dryer, closing the door and turning it on, Fox8.com reported."


Punishment does not = bad parenting


Little cunt shoulda done her homework on time.

Steve said...

there is nothing wrong with throwing your kid in the dryer every now and then

Nozzledamus said...

jeff george's mom has cancer

blue said...

cmon, who hasn't thrown their kid in the dryer

Nozzledamus said...

i dont have a dryer so i just hang my kid outside on the clothesline

tem said...

"An Ohio father is facing a laundry list of charges for allegedly putting his 7-year-old daughter in the dryer, closing the door and turning it on, Fox8.com reported."


he said he learnt it from his NY friend.

tem said...

el pad had a bad day yesterday.

tem said...

el pad 10
keith 24
spiff 11
zeke 15
Meiz 22



meiz should have drafted someone.

tem said...

he'd be tied with keith if keith had not drafted spiff.

Meiz said...

Doctors are ridiculous. I don't give a fuck how long you went to school or how hard you've worked. I'm not calling you Doctor such-and-such. You're just another fuckstick I don't care about.

Nozzledamus said...

i had a busy day yesterday, was all fucked up late and shit

Meiz said...

Keith is a jerk

tem said...

"An Ohio father is facing a laundry list of charges for allegedly putting his 7-year-old daughter in the dryer, closing the door and turning it on, Fox8.com reported."


haha, laundry list, pun intended. writers are so sly.

Nozzledamus said...

this nozzle damus name has to go

tem said...

well i hope meiz learnt his lesson about trusting people during the tcs.

tem said...

then change it ratard.

Beth said...

"Keith is a jerk"

Boy found alive, hiding in attic.

Beth said...

wadr kev

Nozzledamus said...

hahahaa

Meiz said...

"well i hope meiz learnt his lesson about trusting people during the tcs."


Keith never actually agreed to go 1 on 1.


I'm just happy to be here.

Meiz said...

I'm getting double-teamed by Keith & Spiff. They are teh gheyboys.

El Padrino said...

cmon meiz you can DO IT!

El Padrino said...

"The Federal Reserve Bank of New York, then led by Timothy Geithner, told American International Group Inc. to withhold details from the public about the bailed-out insurer’s payments to banks during the depths of the financial crisis, e-mails between the company and its regulator show."

real nice timmy, real nice

El Padrino said...

argentina growing corn at a 42% increase

jus sayin

tem said...

Kevin said...
"did deke make his pick yet?"

mize & I have agreed to go 1-on-1 in the semifinals

December 28, 2009 12:23 PM

El Padrino said...

i ♥ commodities

El Padrino said...

does that natty count?

El Padrino said...

the times are the same

tem said...

i ♥ dong*

*fixed

El Padrino said...

but you have a comment in there

El Padrino said...

i'm guessing no

tem said...

"does that natty count?"

what natty? you didn't get four in a row.

El Padrino said...

how can i have a good day if you keep messing up my z's

tem said...

"but you have a comment in there"

then no.

El Padrino said...

go hide your face in your coat

El Padrino said...

i'm trying to do work here

tem said...

"how can i have a good day if you keep messing up my z's"

you don't need to, you are rolling zeke.

tem said...

totals through 2 posts:
el pad 45
keith 41
spiff 21
zeke 20
Meiz 41

El Padrino said...

yeah but dont underestimate the weekend, zeke can have a great weekend can ketchup in no time

tem said...

hoosiers kept it close last night against the buckeyes.


s

El Padrino said...

i have a busy weekend coming up, i'm preparing/cooking most of the food for my party

tem said...

well if he does that means he just wants it more than you.

El Padrino said...

not going to be able to stop 3am west coast walls

tem said...

plus you have that pop warner game.

tem said...

how big is the field you play on?

ns

tem said...

"not going to be able to stop 3am west coast walls"

that's why you should have drafted spiff.

El Padrino said...

and the football game the next morning, then heading to nj after that

El Padrino said...

"how big is the field you play on?

ns"

70 yards

El Padrino said...

i gotta really pour it on so zeke will be discouraged and not even try to comeback

tem said...

10 yard end zones?

any idea on width?

El Padrino said...

my company outsorced shredding

ns

tem said...

"i gotta really pour it on so zeke will be discouraged and not even try to comeback"

hard to keep him down. he isn't one to just up and quit.

tem said...

"my company outsorced shredding

ns"

we outsource it too.

if you want something shredded you put it in this big box. then the shredding company comes by and takes the stuff out of the box and shreds it.

El Padrino said...

"10 yard end zones?

any idea on width?"

10 yard endzones yes

no clue, um, probably 30 yards in width ideally makes sense

i'll snap a pic this weekend, there are pics on the web of these 2 leagues maybe i can find one

El Padrino said...

"if you want something shredded you put it in this big box. then the shredding company comes by and takes the stuff out of the box and shreds it."

smae thing

El Padrino said...

he isn't one to just up and quit.


hilarity

El Padrino said...

tem, from the rulebook

Section G:
Field Dimension & Maintenance

1.The field is 90 yards long including 10-yard end zones by 30 yards wide.

2.Teams are required to clean their sideline after the game. Leaving bottles, paper cups and assorted trash will not be tolerated by the Parks Department. Failure to comply will result in team captains being fined by both the Parks Department and the league.

Beth said...

"if you want something shredded you put it in this big box. then the shredding company comes by and takes the stuff out of the box and shreds it."

Same here.

El Padrino said...

i'd like to shred your box

tem said...

that might hurt her.

but if you shred the box you might find her g spot.

tem said...

its gotta be in there somewhere.

Beth said...

I know where it is.

Meiz said...

"@YUNGBUCK3 i got the big cell phone/beeper, African Chain Coming. Gold WATCH. GOLD ROPE CHAIN, finna start rocking CHAMPION JERSEY"



YES! I love this kid. Fucking awesome.

Meiz said...

I hate when people come in here and say "I just want to mail this" and the thing has a goddman UPS label on it.

tem said...

"I know where it is."

better tell el pad.

El Padrino said...

what do you want them to say?

you mail shit

tem said...

"I know where it is."

does fmbeth?

i assume so otherwise he'd be exfmbeth.

tem said...

or would have nerve* been fmbeth.

Meiz said...

UPS ≠ Mail

Beth said...

"does fmbeth?"

Let's just say some days it takes him longer to find it than other days but the good thing is he's dedicated.

El Padrino said...

Hey, ever wonder why fountain soft drinks taste so much better than soft drinks from a plastic bottle or a can? Well maybe it’s the tiny particles of shit?! A team of researchers from Hollins University (where the hell is Hollins?) found that 48% of sodas from fast food fountains “contain coliform bacteria, which is typically fecal in origin.”

Meiz said...

I nitpick. You should know this by now.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Artie Lange stabbed himself 9 times in suicide attempt

Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges"

male + no gun, he didnt really want to die. probly wants more prescription drugs

Meiz said...

"Hey, ever wonder why fountain soft drinks taste so much better than soft drinks from a plastic bottle or a can? Well maybe it’s the tiny particles of shit?! A team of researchers from Hollins University (where the hell is Hollins?) found that 48% of sodas from fast food fountains “contain coliform bacteria, which is typically fecal in origin.”"


Deadspin sucks

/Zeke
//scorned commenter

El Padrino said...

oh so meiz is saying he can only mail through ups or he can mail through any carrier but if it has a ups sticker and they want to "mail it" he has to remove the sticker

Meiz said...

"male + no gun, he didnt really want to die."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

"Deadspin sucks"

i didnt get that from deadspin, huff po via animal

Meiz said...

"oh so meiz is saying he can only mail through ups or he can mail through any carrier but if it has a ups sticker and they want to "mail it" he has to remove the sticker"


This comment is ridiculously nonsensical

tem said...

he is saying that UPS ships thing.

the US postal service mails things.

tem said...

"This comment is ridiculously nonsensical"

^^^

Beth said...

"oh so meiz is saying he can only mail through ups or he can mail through any carrier but if it has a ups sticker and they want to "mail it" he has to remove the sticker"

You know, if you ignore meiz's rants they end sooner.

Meiz said...

"@drewmagary No wonder fountain Coke taste so awesome. It's the POOP. http://is.gd/5RhYa"

Meiz said...

"he is saying that UPS ships thing.

the US postal service mails things."


Yes

Meiz said...

"You know, if you ignore meiz's rants they end sooner."


Untrue.

El Padrino said...

ok, meiz did it ever occur to you that common folk refer to mailing as shipping?

in my mind, and you can call me retarded if you'd like, mailing is paying the cost to send something anywhere i want to

obviously if we are talking sculptures to naples i would refer to that as shipping

Beth said...

"Untrue."

Well we hear about them less on LOV, which is close enough from my perspective.

El Padrino said...

if i "mail" an envelop using UPS that is shipping?

El Padrino said...

semantics

Beth said...

"ok, meiz did it ever occur to you that common folk refer to mailing as shipping?"

So people outside a business don't need to worry about what terminology people inside a business use? Good to know there associate.

tem said...

they are the fastest ship in the shipping business.

not the fastest male in the mailing business.

tem said...

"So people outside a business don't need to worry about what terminology people inside a business use? Good to know there associate."


IN DE FACE

BURN

El Padrino said...

IN DE FACE

BURN

actually, beth is right, that's what i meant

Meiz said...

"if i "mail" an envelop using UPS that is shipping?"

yes

Meiz said...

I am enveloped by shipping and mailing

El Padrino said...

ship your face

Meiz said...

"Well we hear about them less on LOV, which is close enough from my perspective."


I only stop ranting because I feel guilty about bombarding you guys with shit you couldn't care less about. I could do it all day, every day.



twbs

Meiz said...

"ship your face"


I bet that would make the national news.

Meiz said...

Local man, 28, ships face to Caput Mundi. Brooklyn man freaks out.

Beth said...

"I only stop ranting because I feel guilty about bombarding you guys with shit you couldn't care less about."

I've actually grown to kinda like the dummy stories. ns

tem said...

HUNGRY.

Meiz said...

"I've actually grown to kinda like the dummy stories. ns"


I really wish I could film her without getting caught. It would be internet gold.

Steve said...

i'm going to fly to Budapest drag this support tech out in the street and whip his goddamn ass.

Meiz said...

Breers 9-packs go on sale tomorrow. I know I shouldn't spend the money on it, but I want to so badly.

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"I bet the other trucker did it."


H Padrino

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"i think this nozzledamus name is over"

Yeah the 2nd bet you paid off was 3 days

El Padrino said...

reading a jay-z article, esquire

anyone interested in it i'll link it

i know how boring my links can be

s

Meiz said...

I don't have the patients* to read many articles online.

El Padrino said...

i know i should go to bed earlier but i just dont

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"I'm not buying this"


You must not have read the comments after that

→→→→→→→→→ said...

"UPS ≠ Mail"


So if someone's at your house and says "Hey do you have a kleenex", but you only have generic tissues, do you get bent out of shape with that too?

El Padrino said...

good question

El Padrino said...

i'm averaging a yawn every 68 seconds

El Padrino said...

which must mean i am tired

El Padrino said...

makes cents, i'm old all of a sudden

Kevin said...

LP is begging for bday wishes this week

Meiz said...

"So if someone's at your house and says "Hey do you have a kleenex", but you only have generic tissues, do you get bent out of shape with that too?"


no. I call it kleenex. But if somebody was over and asked me for a kleenex or a tissue I'd tell them that the toilet paper's in the bathroom.

Meiz said...

I need to find a jobless friend to go sledding with today

ToddPacker said...

"I need to find a jobless friend to go sledding with today"

call freak

ToddPacker said...

tps has not been kind in 2010 so far

The Kods said...

tps has not been kind in 2010 so far


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

wall

JFreak said...

"I'm not buying this"

You probably should, because I quoted the wiki article confirming it.

And if you don't believe the internet bible, what is this world coming to?

El Padrino said...

yea, you quakebuttock

El Padrino said...

that means coward

El Padrino said...

i'm certain it's >>>> than d+ so i apologize

El Padrino said...

but i had to bust it out

El Padrino said...

but i had to bust it out

TWSS

El Padrino said...

premie

JFreak said...

"call freak"

I'm having a snowball fight later.

JFreak said...

Matt Winer leaving ESPN

He was solid. Nothing flashy, but still good.

El Padrino said...

weiner?

/el pad

Meiz said...

This brief workday needs to end

El Padrino said...

brief?
briefs?
dong?

/ep

El Padrino said...

showing you fools how silly and corny some of the jokes can get to be

Kevin said...

showing you fools how true some of the jokes are


*ficced

El Padrino said...

true is wrong choice of word

El Padrino said...

old school gree shirt

El Padrino said...

N is missing.

El Padrino said...

dj hero

anyone?

El Padrino said...

getting an xbox 360 for a hundo next week

ns

JFreak said...

Whitlock on Agent Zero.

El Padrino said...

brand new out the box

det

El Padrino said...

that was a natty btw

Meiz said...

"dj hero

anyone?"


I want it

El Padrino said...

me too

Kevin said...

dj hero would be a suite gift

tem said...

"premie"

the 4th part of the Z can't be labeling it a Z.

whether it be a natty, premie or some other z.

points denied.

El Padrino said...

that's not how it used to be

El Padrino said...

traitor

El Padrino said...

i thought this was a lawless society

El Padrino said...

i'm outraged

El Padrino said...

there

JFreak said...

"that's not how it used to be"

That's not true.

tem said...

"that was a natty btw"

yes it was.

tem said...

"that's not how it used to be"

it was always like that.

Kevin said...

"that's not how it used to be"

unreal

El Padrino said...

your face was always like that

El Padrino said...

your face is unreal

Meiz said...

"i thought this was a lawless society"


Things change

El Padrino said...

your face changes

El Padrino said...

smoked mozz is incredible

Kevin said...

LP
YOur name/pic for a week is Mills has nothing on me

tem said...

ha, grate*

El Padrino said...

what you talking bout keef

El Padrino said...

wall

El Padrino said...

jayson williams dui

Meiz said...

"jayson williams dui"


Why even bother?

El Padrino said...

bother what

El Padrino said...

i'm lost

El Padrino said...

keef thinks i lost a bet to him

El Padrino said...

he forget he offered to let it ride towards the ebay bet

El Padrino said...

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