Thursday, January 14, 2010

Happy Thursday

I don't know if anyone noticed, but I will point it out myself. I went 0-4 on my wild card round picks in last week's post. Therefore, I make no predictions for this upcoming weekend. I will simply watch and try to enjoy.

Chris Johnson won offensive player of the year. I wonder what qualified him for this award. I mean, why did people find him so offensive? Did he not shower after the games? Does he use a lot of vulgar language around children and the elderly? Strange. "I kind of realize what I did and I feel like I had a dream season," said Johnson. I don't know if being considered the most offensive player in the NFL is something you should have been dreaming about Chris...

I'm not sure if this is the end or a continuation of O:FB. No one here cares about soccer anyways.

This is something every sports fan should be following. Whatever the final decision is, it will have an effect on every major sports league.

I was gonna post an update on the old man's pending legal situation, but I don't know how smart that really would be, so I will leave it alone. All I will say is I have to get up early on Friday morning, after working until at least 2 a.m., to go with him to court. Fantastic.

Is it wrong that I hope neither Kevin nor Kwitter win the TCS? I guess my only hope is that Beth or Spiff come through with a naked Beth picture. I'm thinking this is more likely to come from Spiff than Beth, but you never know. That southern grl is crafty. I wouldn't put it past her to post a naked picture like a minute before Tem's next post goes up. That would be the better.

Well that's all I have. Spam away, Kevin.

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JFreak said...

Second.

Jugdish said...

last

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Jugdish said...

hate this weather

H said...

Well I was right about NBC's ratings during this fiasco. Ratings for Conan are up 42%

Beth said...

"I'm thinking this is more likely to come from Spiff than Beth"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

Although as far as I know there are no naked pics of me online anywhere.

The key phrase being "as far as I know" of course.

Spiff, if you ever find one email me before posting it and we'll talk extortion.

Beth said...

That was a hell of a lot of comments to catch up from last night, although freak and spiff made it a little faster with their non-comment comments.

Beth said...

BTW, Atlanta is also one of the World Cup cities if the US gets it. That's one of the things on my so-called Bucket List - to see a real World Cup game in person before I die.

ns

I really don't even care who is playing (although of course I'd love to see a US game), as no matter who it is the atmosphere will certainly still be amazing.

H said...

Beth, your view on World Cup soccer is one more reason why you are fantastic.

El Pad said...

rip teddy pendergrass

Steve said...

"Beth, your view on World Cup soccer is one more reason why you are fantastic."

i agree. it would be cool to go see a world cup soccer game? match? tournament? (whatever)


am I fantastic too?

El Pad said...

“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady,” she said. “It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vajazzle their vajayjays.”

Jennifer Love Hewitt bedazzles her pussy.

spiff crush my dreams i know there are fat pics of her but goddamn i'd give up a couple of fingers to be all in that

El Pad said...

nice dress she is wearing too

Beth said...

"i agree. it would be cool to go see a world cup soccer game? match? tournament? (whatever)"

Sorry steve, I don't think they have a Special Olympics version of the World Cup.

Steve said...

JLH.

what was the movie she played in, Heartbreakers...i think. Terrible movie. but goddamn she looked good.

H said...

"am I fanastic too?"

She has tits. You don't. She wins.

Sleep time. Later.

Steve said...

"Sorry steve, I don't think they have a Special Olympics version of the World Cup."


that's because ratards are strong, not fast.

El Pad said...

what was the movie she played in, Heartbreakers...i think. Terrible movie. but goddamn she looked good.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

"She has tits. You don't. She wins"

I love this logic.

El Pad said...

"St. Louis Bread Co. founder Ken Rosenthal invested $150,000 and took out an SBA loan for another $150,000 to open his first bakery-cafĂ© in Kirkwood, Missouri, in 1987. He has since sold the company, now known as Panera Bread Co., and become one of its largest franchisees, with 76 locations in Ohio and Colorado. But few, including Rosenthal, could have predicted Panera’s growth to more than 1,300 restaurants across the country and annual corporate revenue of $1.3 billion."


fuck this guy and fuck panera, colov, panera sucks

Meiz said...

"RIP Teddy Pendergrass"


Teddy P died?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

JFreak said...

Panera's not terrible.

El Pad said...

yes it is

Meiz said...

Bossman's not happy with my indifference on Haiti.


B: How can you just shrug your shoulders?

M: ::shrugs shoulders::

El Pad said...

did tiger really check into a sex rehab place or was that a joke?

Meiz said...

I don't like the Panera experience.

Steve said...

"Bossman's not happy with my indifference on Haiti."


tell him if he wants you to care then you need a raise.

JFreak said...

Wilbon on Arenas

JFreak said...

"yes it is"

I think it's well established that your opinion on food is suspect at best.

Steve said...

Tiger in Sex Rehab

reports The Sun so take it or leave it.

El Pad said...

kevin i dont know how you do it

hsilep has been at my house since tuesday because her boiler broke and they dont have heat til friday

it's been rough, showering coming out all wet and shit, wearing those leg things, man o man

El Pad said...

Tiger in Sex Rehab

he probably checked in there to meet more chicks

El Pad said...

"I think it's well established that your opinion on food is suspect at best."

i think it's the other way around freak-o

Meiz said...

"tell him if he wants you to care then you need a raise."


I'm dropping that reminder tomorrow.

El Pad said...

pants on the ground

JFreak said...

hat to the side, gold in your mouth, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.

El Pad said...

if you like the economic side of sports this is a cool article, stadiums and such

JFreak said...

nap time.

El Pad said...

the jags should move to LA

ns

blue said...

""I think it's well established that your opinion on food is suspect at best."

i think it's the other way around freak-o"

as much as I hat* to say it, i'm siding with freak on this one

blue said...

"the jags should move to LA"

so they can be ignored there too?

El Pad said...

VIDEO: Dog bolts from office before quake tremors strike building...

animals always know

El Pad said...

8 year old on the no fly list

ToddPacker said...

tmpotg

Steve said...

i havn't been following closely, but Jay Leno is kind of a doushe right?

this is the second time he's done this.

Steve said...

i think they should put Jay and Conan in a celebrity boxing match.


with Jay's chin and Conan's reach that shit would be brutal.

ToddPacker said...

leno is the worse*

El Pad said...

Nope, but that doesn’t mean that people haven’t tried to make one. In 2004 woman in Covington, Georgia, tried to pick up a $1,675 tab at a local Wal-Mart with a forged $1 million bill featuring a picture of the Statue of Liberty. Police quickly arrested her. It’s hard to say what’s more ludicrous: trying to pass off a million-dollar bill or thinking that Wal-Mart would just fork over $998,325 in change.


hilarity

ToddPacker said...

supposed to get to 68° here today... i guess winter is over

Steve said...

"hilarity"

no kidding. but i woudln't be any more surprised if the article went the other way.

Wal-Mart gives lady $998,325.00 in change via money order for a 1 million dollar bill. The clerk said "It looked real enough to me"

Steve said...

TP --------------->

Beth said...

"as much as I hat* to say it, i'm siding with freak on this one"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


"i havn't been following closely, but Jay Leno is kind of a doushe right?"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ToddPacker said...

"TP --------------->"

it has been cold (for florida) for about 10 days... highs in the 40s, lows in 20s/30s.

ToddPacker said...

it actually got down to 19° last weekend

ToddPacker said...

weather talk is the better


s

El Pad said...

wall

Meiz said...

Marvin Harrison

tem said...

good stuff last night.

tem said...

i'd say there is a 30% chance i will go to kevin's super bowl party.

blue said...

30% is pretty high

blue said...

that marvin harrison article is insane

blue said...

insane in a good way

tem said...

30% is pretty high.

never been to arizona, could be interesting, but more than likely would just be wierd and uncomfortable.

Beth said...

30% is 30% higher than my chances. So hsil can relax kev.

tem said...

damn keith worked hard yesterday for that tcs title.

tem said...

"So hsil can relax kev."

not too much since i am a 30% chance.

tem said...

42 to 12 was yesterday's score.

tem said...

had dinner and drinks with exfemtem last night.

it was fun.

not sure how cgtif is handling it. she says she is cool, but makes a lot of jokes about it.

Jugdish said...

when does the nfl usually release their schedule?

tem said...

after they have had their way with it.

Meiz said...

LP, horribly racist txt just sent.

tem said...

lp and meiz are texting friends?

Jugdish said...

after they have had their way with it.


trying to remember roughly what month that might be

Jugdish said...

lp and meiz are texting friends?



i believe they exchanged numbers awhile back to text game updates...they've been close ever since.

tem said...

"trying to remember roughly what month that might be"

roughly may

Meiz said...

"i believe they exchanged numbers awhile back to text game updates"


NFL Draft

El Pad said...

that marvin harrison article was outstanding

tem said...

meiz and lp are working the long distance thing

Jugdish said...

roughly may


Danke!

El Pad said...

"LP, horribly racist txt just sent."

awesome

Meiz said...

Does google look different for anybody else?

tem said...

"roughly may


Danke!"


oh, i totally made that up. i don't know the answer.

Meiz said...

"meiz and lp are working the long distance thing"


I'm practicing.

Jugdish said...

oh, i totally made that up. i don't know the answer.


bat rastard

Jugdish said...

I'm practicing.



Lp is the practice cubs chick

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Spiff, if you ever find one email me before posting it and we'll talk extortion."

suite

El Pad said...

beth what's the big deal, who cares if we see you naked, we'll never hang out so it will never be awkward

El Pad said...

just do an ass shot with you peering over your shoulder, that should win it

El Pad said...

an ass shot is nothing

El Pad said...

"Chris Johnson won offensive player of the year. I wonder what qualified him for this award. I mean, why did people find him so offensive? Did he not shower after the games? Does he use a lot of vulgar language around children and the elderly? Strange. "I kind of realize what I did and I feel like I had a dream season," said Johnson. I don't know if being considered the most offensive player in the NFL is something you should have been dreaming about Chris..."


this was incredibly corny by the way

tem said...

"this was incredibly corny by the way"

i thought it was funny.

got an lol out of me.

El Pad said...

yikes

Spaceman Spiff said...

"just do an ass shot with you peering over your shoulder, that should win it"

i'd prefer a hand/arm bra pic

El Pad said...

i'd rather get a dragon tattooed on my ankle

El Pad said...

i'd prefer a hand/arm bra pic

good call

tem said...

"i'd rather get a dragon tattooed on my ankle"

of course you would. dragon tat on the ankle is awesome.

Meiz said...

"i'd rather get a dragon tattooed on my ankle"


People are not smart

El Pad said...

lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

El Pad said...

"People are not smart"

evidence "c"

A gang of drug dealing thugs known as "Murder Set" or "Money Comes First" used MySpace to brag about their exploits—and help police round them up in a bust announced yesterday.

blue said...

tattoos are the worst

blue said...

not as bad as tattoine though

Steve said...

"i'd prefer a hand/arm bra pic"

"just do an ass shot with you peering over your shoulder"

are we making request?

i'll take the "Erin Andrews" full nude checking out your ass shot.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"are we making request?"

no we were discussing ways where she would be nude yet not nude

blue said...

how about spread eagle with a cucumber?


too soon?

Jugdish said...

not soon enough

Jugdish said...

wall


/keef

Jugdish said...

a bikini painted on would be suite

Meiz said...

"are we making request?

i'll take the "Erin Andrews" full nude checking out your ass shot."


I'm rooting for a masturbation video

Spaceman Spiff said...

re:harrison article

"The five-seven has been described in newspapers and on ESPN as "custom-made" and "a collector's weapon." Wrong."

fucking mort

Spaceman Spiff said...

marvin harrison is a saint!

/freak

ToddPacker said...

"marvin harrison is a saint!

/freak"


hilarious

blue said...

dude shouldn't have fucked with marv's car wash

ToddPacker said...

just got an email that said a guy from our orlando office was working in haiti.... he is "currently unaccounted for"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"just got an email that said a guy from our orlando office was working in haiti.... he is "currently unaccounted for"

i say he dead



the colonel!

Jugdish said...

"just got an email that said a guy from our orlando office was working in haiti.... he is "currently unaccounted for"


that sucks!

Spaceman Spiff said...

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Meiz said...

WFT. This is incredibly unnecessary.

El Pad said...

i like bayonet's on all my weapons

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“this was incredibly corny by the way”

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jeezaloo

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The Suns are really good at blowing big leads

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I approve of this. /TP

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premie

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"I approve of this. /TP"


That sounded worst* than I meant

Spaceman Spiff said...

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El Pad said...

keef's here

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just boat* some Reds spring training tix

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Against the Cubs

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lawn tix were $8 apiece

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convenience charge was $7 apiece

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ratarded

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another premie

El Pad said...

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El Pad said...

i boat* met tickets yesterday too, got a front row seat to beltran's third knee surgery not yet planned

Kevin said...

"i boat* met tickets yesterday too, got a front row seat to beltran's third knee surgery not yet planned"


This time, him sitting there not doing anything will pay off

El Pad said...

fucking mets

Spaceman Spiff said...

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blue said...

didn't the mets get somebody good

Meiz said...

YOU FUCKING MORON

PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE ON VIBRATE

El Pad said...

"didn't the mets get somebody good"

jason bay you mean?

El Pad said...

norm chow turns usc down

Jugdish said...

hurricane keef

Meiz said...

"norm chow turns usc down"

He knows Kiffin's a loser douchebag.

Meiz said...

Also, probation

Meiz said...

$53 to send 4 oranges to Arizona.

This is what I'm dealing with every day.

Jugdish said...

$53 to send 4 oranges to Arizona.


why does that bother you if you're not paying for it?

El Pad said...

why is it $53?

Meiz said...

"why does that bother you if you're not paying for it?"

It doesn't necessarily bother me, I just want to know why people do these things.

Like if you've got a spare 50 like that, why not send it to Haiti? Or give it to me.

Meiz said...

"why is it $53?"

$49 for 2nd Day Air

$4 for packaging

El Pad said...

"Like if you've got a spare 50 like that, why not send it to Haiti? "

your not the only guy who is indifferent towards haiti apparentely

El Pad said...

$49 for 2nd Day Air

retarded

Meiz said...

"your not the only guy who is indifferent towards haiti apparentely"

This makes no sense

Meiz said...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAFLgfQrjZA>Its hot in Hades</a>

The Kods said...

It doesn't necessarily bother me, I just want to know why people do these things.

Like if you've got a spare 50 like that, why not send it to Haiti? Or give it to me.

-maybe their friend in AZ has scurvy

Steve said...

maybe they lost an online bet.

Meiz said...

2nd try on the Hades link

blue said...

they don't have oranges in AZ?

shit be expensive now what with the orange crop freezing out

The Kods said...

Aitch posting the airfair/flight info to PHX for the SB party was quality.

-note that the flight out of Bemidji was about twice as expensive as anywhere else (including GA and MA)
*Never fly out from Bemidji; total rip off. I always have to drive down to Minneapolis when I fly

tem said...

cgtif goes to minni on her way to bismark. then drives to whatever town she is from.

tem said...

apparently she could go bismark to keith's town if she wanted.

El Pad said...

so you werent kidding when you said she was from north dakota?

The Kods said...

cgtif probably knows Bemidji if she's from ND; especially if she is from West ND (like Fargo or Grand Forks)

El Pad said...

wyclef and other celebs keep asking me for money, fuckers back off

tem said...

she is from a small town south of 94. it is east of bismark and west of fargo.

tem said...

cgtif has said the word "Bemidji" so she does know of it.

She did something there. Some camp or something.

Or maybe that was old cgtis. Maybe she did some camp there.

tem said...

oh yeah, that was excgtis. her sister went to some language camp in bemjidi.

tem said...

cgtif might not know about bemidji. i'll ask her about it though.

El Pad said...

"After being tried four times on a variety of mafia-related charges, all ending in mistrials, the government announced today that they’re giving up on trying to send John Gotti Jr. to prison"


Hooray!

The Kods said...

oh yeah, that was excgtis. her sister went to some language camp in bemjidi.

ah, Concordia language villiage

Meiz said...

I thought it was Gotti 3

blue said...

excgtis sounds like a delight

Kevin said...

"$53 to send 4 oranges to Arizona."

They don't know that we can grow oranges here?

blue said...

maybe they are sending them some so they can start a crop

blue said...

in that case $53 is cheap

Kevin said...

I should go to the Cubs' stadium and buy a bunch of lawn tickets and scalp them. Bunch of Cubs honks here

blue said...

skip holth to USF?

tem said...

take some oranges too.

tem said...

"skip holth to USF?"

yep, done deal apparently.

tem said...

good hire for USF

tem said...

leavitt to UT.

tem said...

ok i made that up

Kevin said...

"take some oranges too."

Good idear

blue said...

because there is nothing cooler than buying scalped spring training tickets

Kevin said...

""skip holth to USF?"

yep, done deal apparently."


He should leave his kicker at ECU

tem said...

i bet he leaves most of his players there

Kevin said...

"because there is nothing cooler than buying scalped spring training tickets"

Cubs tickets sell out quickly. People pay ridiculous prices for spring tickets

ns

tem said...

tem company is gonna build some apartments near ECU.

we already have some at USF.

El Pad said...

"This week 17-year-old Jason Barry, who we can only imagine is a disgruntled PC user, has been busted after threatening to blow the Staten Island Apple Store to bits. The NY Post reports that he typed a letter and signed it with his friend's dad's name on Monday, leaving it in the store, and warning that he would bomb the shop with C4 on January 17th.

The letter said, in part, "I have threatened your store and all its employees with a bloody death... whoever the crew maybe working, or the innocent citizens that walk in... will be eliminated with the force of a 98lb bomb located with C4, strapped to my chest." He was arrested and charged with making a terroristic threat, according to the 122nd Precinct.

Barry says he was just kidding."


kidding, hahahaaha, funny

Kevin said...

"tem company is gonna build some apartments near ECU."


With microwaves?

Kevin said...

can we get free rent if we are hired to coach at ECU?

tem said...

at least he didn't threaten to use a plane.

tem said...

"can we get free rent if we are hired to coach at ECU?"

yes, assuming we build there.

Kevin said...

"Barry says he was just kidding."


Witty

Kevin said...

I should go home

tem said...

"With microwaves?"

yes, our units are very nice

tem said...

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