Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Haiti got leveled

I like earthquake stories...especially ones that destroy entire nations.

Mark Mcgwire took steroids? No way, say it ain't so Jose. I find it laughable that he contends it didn't help him improve as a player. Considering that he never played at the Major League level without roids, how the hell would he know? He's a douche, and a lying douche. If you're going to come out and say you took roids, come completely clean, and be honest about why you're doing it. Don't say it's because you have a guilty conscious. Say it's because you want a job with the Cardinals and don't want to have Pujols and Holliday have to get tested extra. Say it's because you hate your mom. I guess it was time to talk about the past now. Jose Canseco had the best line when asked about McGwire's "confession"..."there's no crying in baseball".



one more thing...really Lane Kiffin is who you want to lead USC. I get it that he coached there and recruited there when they were super awesome. And the guys he brought in turned out to be dirty (I'm looking at you Reggie Bush). So now he's had a bunch of infractions at Tennessee, and USC might be going on probation, so you hire this dishonest dude...good call.

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Jugdish said...

block

Beth said...

Nice block.

Beth said...

Is it just me or does it seem like kev and zeke aren't really putting much effort into the tcs finals so far?

I don't know tem, I think they're dissing the TCS. Maybe you should switch it out and put ep and meiz in the finals instead...

Jugdish said...

mize getting a free pass into the finals...

Thanks Obama!

blue said...

obama

Beth said...

Even with a free pass mize would still find something to woe about.

Jugdish said...

wimps

blue said...

2nd place is just the first loser

tem said...

"I don't know tem, I think they're dissing the TCS. Maybe you should switch it out and put ep and meiz in the finals instead..."

maybe i did.

tem said...

but no, i didn't.

blue said...

actually the finals is blue vs beth

tem said...

" I get the USC connection and all, but he's still relatively unproven as a head coach and it's clear that he's a huge ass."

USC likes as.es for coaches

Jugdish said...

USC likes as.es for coaches


they had an opening?

/keef

tem said...

"I like earthquake stories...especially ones that destroy entire nations."

stop it

tem said...

UT has an opening now.

Jugdish said...

UT has an opening now.



do they have free interwebs?

/keef

Steve said...

"Maybe you should switch it out and put ep and meiz in the finals instead..."

i thought you were gonna deliver the goods and get into the finals?

tem said...

yes, interwebs is included with the head coaching job at UT.

tem said...

also, the head coach can live for free at tem's apartment complex there.

free rent and utilities, not free food.

tem said...

he can have a 4br 4ba unit for him and his family.

Jugdish said...

also, the head coach can live for free at tem's apartment complex there.



access to a microwave?

Beth said...

"i thought you were gonna deliver the goods and get into the finals?"

Get your facts straight there Steve, if I "deliver the goods" I'm not just in the finals, I'm the automatic TCS champion, a title that obviously means so much to me.

Steve said...

"Get your facts straight there Steve, if I "deliver the goods" I'm not just in the finals, I'm the automatic TCS champion, a title that obviously means so much to me."

women! always focusing on the wrong things...lets try again:

i thought you were gonna deliver the goods and get into the finals?

Beth said...

Well I do have a plan for this, and if I don't actually do it I'll reveal it after the TCS.

The main thing keeping me from enacting it (besides my being lazy) is how arbitrary Tem can be when it comes to the TCS and it's ever-shifting "rules".

Jugdish said...

tease

Jugdish said...

beth is on the non-plan plan



movie?

Beth said...

Of course, I'm female.

Steve said...

"The main thing keeping me from enacting it"


winners win, Beth. they do what it takes.


are you a winner?

Steve said...

KK aint got nothin` on that.

JFreak said...

"just kidding. i'm good with it too. what language does he speak? thought you were irish or something."

Aitch is Portuguese.

JFreak said...

He satisfies the Rooney rule.

We don't have to interview anyone else.

blue said...

fuck haiti


US should just take it over now, and rebuild it

Beth said...

"fuck haiti"

Better wear a condom if you do.

JFreak said...

How'd the interview go, EP?

Jugdish said...

holidays are over, i need a new profile pic eventually

H said...

"He satisfies the Rooney rule.

We don't have to interview anyone else."

Hilarity. And yes, I am Portuguese. Full blooded, unlike you mutts.

Steve said...

"And yes, I am Portuguese. Full blooded"

you were born in Portugal?

H said...

"You were born in Portugal?"

No. I just meant heritage.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"KK aint got nothin` on that."

stevefast

and KK has a bigger as*, not saying i like it better, but its bigger

tem said...

"Aitch is Portuguese."

no shit? wow. i learnt.

tem said...

"access to a microwave?"

yes, microwave, stove, fridge all that shit.

clubhouse is very nice. free tanning beds, pool, etc, etc.

tem said...

"US should just take it over now, and rebuild it"

rebuild it like we did with New Orleans?

Meiz said...

"Hilarity. And yes, I am Portuguese. Full blooded, unlike you mutts."


H should enjoy the Life Aquatic soundtrack.

tem said...

"I am Portuguese."

you should try to get on their olympic team for some sport they never play there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

gold medal in crotch grabbing, lock it up

tem said...

i am sure they have that team

Jugdish said...

temper tantrum decathalon

Aitch Jenner


lock it up

Jugdish said...

midget throwing


/Lp

Meiz said...

I want to go on the road trip with Ocho

El Pad said...

"How'd the interview go, EP?"

very well

Jugdish said...

details?

Beth said...

"very well"

You made sure to ask them about LOV'ing from work, right?

Jugdish said...

like what are you interviewing for? i missed it

Jugdish said...

You made sure to ask them about LOV'ing from work, right?



dealbreaker

Jugdish said...

You made sure to ask them about LOV'ing from work, right?

/zeke



fixed

El Pad said...

"You made sure to ask them about LOV'ing from work, right?"

you know what's even more funnier than that is i thought the same thing, man this is going well, i wonder if i can lov from here

El Pad said...

"details?"

trying not to jinx things but i was told to expect an offer soon

Jugdish said...

good thing you didn't show up to the interview beyinb ease3d...that would have sucked.


good luck though...NS

blue said...

you're going to be a sr. associate?

blue said...

was it with the frenchies again?

El Pad said...

Survivors are wandering the streets, he says. "For many, there is nowhere to go."

me too!

/meiz

El Pad said...

"you're going to be a sr. associate?"

negative, they dont even have associate titles, it's a small shop

El Pad said...

"was it with the frenchies again?"

nope

El Pad said...

thanks jug

El Pad said...

Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey...


wft

blue said...

i give you good luck asswell

blue said...

"Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey... "

there are a lot of these in Montana

Steve said...

"A goat from Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man."


Farmers are funny.

El Pad said...

thanks bleu

Steve said...

i've never understood the goat/sheep thing.


don't those animals back kick?


seems like a good way to get the worse kind of kick in the balls.

Steve said...

when do you find out, EP?

Meiz said...

"bomani_jones

#ruhroh RT @BreakingNews: Main prison in Haiti's capital has collapsed, with reports of escaped inmates, UN says"

El Pad said...

why did kiffin leave so quickly and why did he name his kid knox?

El Pad said...

"when do you find out, EP?"

when they make an offer, the i'll have a decision to make

Meiz said...

I say we just make Haiti the new Australia.

Meiz said...

Hell, we could even call it New Australia.

El Pad said...

lane kiffin 60 seconds departure, weird

El Pad said...

he is so unprofessional

is his father going with him?

JFreak said...

ESPN is saying UT contacted Phil Fulmer to come back and coach.

JFreak said...

"is his father going with him?"

Yes, and his recruiting director.

El Pad said...

Yes, and his recruiting director.

and Norm Chow was hired

El Pad said...

WALL

blue said...

ballz

JFreak said...

Guess the star of the latest Safe Auto commercial.

Hint: It's meiz's favorite basketball player.

blue said...

michael redd?

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himself?

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Can I get a score update, tem?

blue said...

brandon jennings?

blue said...

yi jinlian

blue said...

deluxe?

El Pad said...

Diekmebe Motumbo

Jugdish said...

would you find it gross if someone used the dish scrubber to scrub their dog down during a bath, and then put that same dish scrubber back on the kitchen sink?

blue said...

"Diekmebe Motumbo"


nah too easy

blue said...

"would you find it gross if someone used the dish scrubber to scrub their dog down during a bath, and then put that same dish scrubber back on the kitchen sink?"

what kind of dog...like a tall dog?

blue said...

is the dog spayed or neutered?

Jugdish said...

what kind of dog...like a tall dog?



it looks like a little chewbacca

Jugdish said...

neutered

JFreak said...

"michael redd?"

and blue gets it right out of the gate.

Good work.

Jugdish said...

it looks like a little chewbacca with a severe underbite

JFreak said...

1/3 madness.

blue said...

"it looks like a little chewbacca with a severe underbite"


then i'd have to say, "no"

because they used soap

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Cheifs* hire Crennel. I guess they think there* the new Pats

Jugdish said...

because they used soap


i thought "whatever" at first...but the more i thought about it the more it bothers me.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i would throw that scrubber into the pile with the dog wash stuff or throw it away

Jugdish said...

i would throw that scrubber into the pile with the dog wash stuff or throw it away


im buying a new dish scrubber today and giving him the old one for the dog. let's keep our brushes seperate

Jugdish said...

anything going on at Wheeler Lake this weekend?

El Pad said...

Blue:

Marco's Coal-Fired Pizzeria
2129 Larimer Street, Denver CO

El Pad said...

Papa John's: Chain will be official sponsor of Super Bowl XLIII.

redonk

Jugdish said...

suite

tem said...

"don't those animals back kick?"

yes, that is the point. you don't get kicked by them, you let them kick around you.

tem said...

"Can I get a score update, tem?"

no. maybe later.

Jugdish said...

i think it is like 2-1...keef

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I have 2, right?

Steve said...

"yes, that is the point. you don't get kicked by them, you let them kick around you."

i should have known a WV boy would know.

Jugdish said...

yes, according to my scoring

tem said...

K- 24
Z -15

that's for tem post

ToddPacker said...

"lane kiffin 60 seconds departure, weird"

it was strange

tem said...

"i should have known a WV boy would know."

yep and if you take them to an edge of a cliff they really kick back.

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Appleton chicks are hot


/mize

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"K- 24
Z -15

that's for tem post"


Thanks. I'm the K, right?


s

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Hopefully k doesn't stand for kwitter

Jugdish said...

Hopefully k doesn't stand for kwitter


hilarity...well played.

should be worth a point or two

tem said...

k stands for as.

z stands for isiah.

tem said...

next time i will just write out Kevin vs Zeke so you know.

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Hopefully Erickson can take advantage of this USC crap and get some good recruits

tem said...

hometown store was called the "kwik shop."

so kwik is how i thought it was spelt for a long time.

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k stands for as.

z stands for isiah.

January 13, 2010 1:52 PM


tem said...
next time i will just write out Kevin vs Zeke so you know.



s stand for sarcasm

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stand is how I say it in real life

El Pad said...

oh yeah baby now you talking to me

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pardon?

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that was random

El Pad said...

scarface

Jugdish said...

your face is random


/freak

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you watch scarface @ work?

tem said...

"s stand for sarcasm"

i saw it, but did not care.

El Pad said...

what do you think is better

working for a huge company that is already established or a small shop where you are building out a product and service?

tem said...

your face is a scarface.

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I don't care about your face

/freak

El Pad said...

"you watch scarface @ work?"

quote it daily

Jugdish said...

tem, does tcs allow proxy points?

such as if i type:


"wall

/keef"


and it was a wall...keef gets a point?

Jugdish said...

that would be suite

tem said...

"working for a huge company that is already established or a small shop where you are building out a product and service?"

pay, especially top end, and benefits are usually better at a huge company.

quality of life is usually better at the small shop.

Meiz said...

"anything going on at Wheeler Lake this weekend?"


Yeah, I heard something like that. I think I'm gonna check it out.

tem said...

"tem, does tcs allow proxy points?"

no.

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proxy points would be suite if you couldn't use them to sabatoge

→ → → → → → → said...

"Yeah, I heard something like that. I think I'm gonna check it out."


Do they have any bikes at the lake?

Jugdish said...

if you couldn't use them to sabatoge



why else would i want to use them? the final score could be negative numbers

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You know what I think is hilarity? When someone mentions going to vegas or something about vegas and people think that's the go sign to start quoting the hangover




s

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Rome is parroting LOV right now

Jugdish said...

You know what I think is hilarity? When someone mentions going to vegas or something about vegas and people think that's the go sign to start quoting the hangover



when we checked into our condo last week i asked the chick at the front desk if it was awesome. we seemed to like that one. it was not in vegas though

El Pad said...

"pay, especially top end, and benefits are usually better at a huge company.

quality of life is usually better at the small shop."

wrong, in my case

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"why else would i want to use them? the final score could be negative numbers"


OIC

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Every time Rome goes to the phones and it's a chick, I know I'm gonna be embarrassed for her

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meeting from 4-6 MST today. Boooooooooo

Jugdish said...

meeting from 4-6 MST today. Boooooooooo


IN YOU FACE!

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Hopefully they give us some booze

Jugdish said...

tomorrow is my friday

sunday is my saturday

monday is my saturday


all that means the garbage probably won't get taken out on the right day

Jugdish said...

monday is my sunday


fixed

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2 Saturday's* in a week is suite

Jugdish said...

i actually do have two saturdays this weekend...saturday and sunday

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I need to get one of those 4-10s yobs

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"tomorrow is my friday

sunday is my saturday

monday is my saturday"



Seems like some days are missing here.

Jugdish said...

some of them merged

Jugdish said...

I need to get a few of those 4-10s yobs



fixed

tem said...

"wrong, in my case"

that's why i said usually.

and i knew you had an answer, so why did you even ask the question?

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No more yobs. I'm strug-a-ling with these 2

Jugdish said...

wall


/zeke

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"and i knew you had an answer, so why did you even ask the question?"


he wants to be like freak

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sleepy

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mize's favorite ex-Buck is on Rome now

Jugdish said...

keef...how long do you plan to work the second yob for?

tem said...

degrees matter in a big place and don't as much in a small place.

i am sure it is the exact opposite for you though. your current business is run by people with high school diplomas only and they make little money. the peons though they are all harvard mbas. that's how it is at your multinational place of business.

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lunchtime

El Pad said...

"and i knew you had an answer, so why did you even ask the question?"

polling people

tem said...

the small place you interviewed at is run by a guy with 10 degrees and he makes a bazzillion dollars. all employees make 7 figures there and it is just the bees knees.

Jugdish said...

until lunchtime?

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"keef...how long do you plan to work the second yob for?"


indefinitely. I really don't know.

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bees knees is funny

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aunt bea's knees were grate*


/TP

El Pad said...

"An early morning blaze at a pot-grower's house hotboxed an entire block in the Bronx today. One dazed neighbor tells the Post, "It was like the house was a giant weed farm. I thought it was a fog, there was so much smoke."

wish i was there

ToddPacker said...

"what do you think is better

working for a huge company that is already established or a small shop where you are building out a product and service?"

huge company

ToddPacker said...

good luck with your decision, ep

El Pad said...

old man likes stability

no brainer for him

ToddPacker said...

"aunt bea's knees were grate*


/TP"


::geritol::

ToddPacker said...

"old man likes stability

no brainer for him"

been at this place since '97


(insert 1897 joke)

Jugdish said...

nothing wrong with stability

tem said...

"been at this place since '97"

1897?





couldn't let you down.

Jugdish said...

"been at this place since '97"



BC?

ToddPacker said...

"couldn't let you down"

thanks, tem

ToddPacker said...

"BC?"

not sure what that means?


s

ToddPacker said...

time

ToddPacker said...

to

ToddPacker said...

start

ToddPacker said...

a

ToddPacker said...

block

ToddPacker said...

run

JFreak said...

*mutumbo finger wag*

JFreak said...

*mutumbo finger wag*

ToddPacker said...

block

JFreak said...

mutumbo finger wag

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