Thursday, January 28, 2010

Hail to the Thief...

That's what they were saying after Bush got elected in 2000. Well maybe that's what we should start saying about Obama, because he stole that election with lies and empty promises. Obviously, I listened to the State of the Union Address last night. I will say Obama made a few good, solid points, but mostly it was just more and more BS and blame-laying. At this point, does the guy have any credibility left?

On to sports related stuff, It is a few days later, but the Vikings loss is still just as sweet. Sorry, Kod. It has nothing to do with the franchise itself as I have no issues with Minnesota. It is just my outright hatred for Brett Favre and all things Favre related. The guy has just proven himself to be a selfish jerk. Point blank and period. And I for one am glad that he cost his team the game.

Everyone here knows my opinion on the Gilbert Arenas situation and I applaud David Stern for his actions yesterday. Suspending both Agent Zero and his teammate, hopefully he sends a message that this thug nonsense will not be tolerated.

I may add more to this post later, but right now I have to go get a fare. Comment away.

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Steve said...

Duke Game and SOTU

i was expecting to be entertained this morning with some baseless irrational hate, you know...the good stuff.

i was not.


Woe.

El Pad said...

well i'm here and fuck you

El Pad said...

that's rigth, the party just started wetodd

Steve said...

so what did you take away from the SOTU address EP, other than he's tall and black?

El Pad said...

honestly i couldnt stomach watching it for more than 5 minutes because of that hell dog pelosi in the background smiling like the joker and applauding every fart that came out of obama's mouth

she is really disgusting and useless

El Pad said...

but i read the speech this morning in full text and i thought it was ok, i mean if you wipe away the bullshit you know the mentioning of 2008 and the I wont quit shit, it actually was not that bad of a sotu speech

El Pad said...

he seemed like he had some good ideas for creating jobs, look it's been a year and not one thing has been done except hashing out some war strategy, so really you could say he's all hat and no cattle

if this speech leads to some bills getting passed to create more jobs than I'm all for it, if this speech is just another dick sucking party for democrats than we are back where we started

El Pad said...

honestly i think the goverment is trying to do too much and i dont think he understands that

El Pad said...

he should take a step back from spending freezes, taxations, regulation of banks and all that stuff and just focus on creating jobs

because in reality all that stuff kills jobs

Beth said...

"Duke Game"

Bossman here has a son who's a small time sports reporter and who got the bossman a photographer's pass to the Duke game last night. He called in already this morning and his main comment was that Dukies are just nuts.

I guess that explains the helmet.

El Pad said...

still too much rhetoric mumbling from him, the dramatic pauses and the hand gestures, he will be a well paid motivational speaker when he's done, maybe better than Clinton

Beth said...

Mize, you have until 11:25 EST to do your GOLF PICKS. Don't forget again this week you slacker.

Steve said...

"look it's been a year and not one thing has been done except hashing out some war strategy"

"honestly i think the goverment is trying to do too much and i dont think he understands that"

"he should take a step back from spending freezes, taxations, regulation of banks and all that stuff and just focus on creating jobs"

so you didn't really read the speech.

tall and black, got it.

Steve said...

"I guess that explains the helmet."


Beth knows

Beth said...

I wasn't on much yesterday but don't think anyone really commented on the iPad. It looks like a pretty neat gadget but the name sucks. I mean I heard the name and my first thought was that I'll only get to use it every 28 days.

Steve said...

WinZip is the devel.

i will never install it again.

Steve said...

"I mean I heard the name and my first thought was that I'll only get to use it every 28 days"

hilarity

El Pad said...

"so you didn't really read the speech."


you know i read it

El Pad said...

ipad looks like a juiced up DVD player, wadr to steve jobs why would i need that thing

El Pad said...

great way to start the speech

"One year ago, I took office amid two wars, an economy rocked by a severe recession, a financial system on the verge of collapse, and a government deeply in debt. Experts from across the political spectrum warned that if we did not act, we might face a second depression."

Beth said...

"ipad looks like a juiced up DVD player"

Actually, more like a juiced up iTouch I'd say. It does a hell of a lot more than play movies.

Beth said...

"One year ago, I took office amid two wars, an economy rocked by a severe recession, a financial system on the verge of collapse, and a government deeply in debt. Experts from across the political spectrum warned that if we did not act, we might face a second depression."

This looks like a good set-up for one of Zeke's altered quotes.

El Pad said...

but for real he's right about china, they kick our ass fast trains and math

El Pad said...

"Actually, more like a juiced up iTouch I'd say. It does a hell of a lot more than play movies."

i'm not impressed

El Pad said...

btw steve, if you re-read obamas feb 2009 speech, it's eerily similar

El Pad said...

only difference was health care reform was mentioned first

El Pad said...

he calls for bipartianship but he has to be the one to end the rifts and extend himself

Meiz said...

"Mize, you have until 11:25 EST to do your GOLF PICKS. Don't forget again this week you slacker."


I did them yesterday

Steve said...

"I did them yesterday"


FACE!

Jugdish said...

so you didn't really read the speech.

tall and black, got it.



please...enlighten us.

I have not read it yet, nor did i watch it last night.

blue said...

i heard that he wanted to create more jobs by opening up government run fried chicken stands

blue said...

he also made mention that he believed that Haiti needed help because the earth shook so bad, they're not sure what color they are anymore.

Beth said...

"I did them yesterday"

Awwww, our little boy's growing up...

Meiz said...

"he also made mention that he believed that Haiti needed help because the earth shook so bad, they're not sure what color they are anymore."


Certainly not black

El Pad said...

the snow is falling very slowly

looks like the Max Payne video game, very cool

El Pad said...

oh and steve, the part where he mentions tax cuts

those are not tax cuts my friend
those are monetary breaks that are not permanent

tem said...

they are haitian.

haitian is a color in my box of Crayola 128. It doesn't make the 64 or 8 pack though.

tem said...

government needs to spend less.

do less.

be less.

less is more.

Beth said...

"less is more"

Or at least that's what you're trying to convince cgtif.

tem said...

beth is on fire today.

tem said...

must be using her iPad.

tem said...

"i heard that he wanted to create more jobs by opening up government run fried chicken stands"


i heard it was grape kool aid stands.

i hope it is both.

El Pad said...

i can't believe ford made 2.7 billyon

those commercials must really work

Meiz said...

John Daly better not suck this week

Meiz said...

Grape-asaurus Rex with a little lemon juice mixed in is HDH

Steve said...

"government needs to spend less"

i think the spending freeze is funny.

1) If you can go three years without these programs why not just cut them all together.

2) It is almost excatly what McCain said during his campaign. I bet homeboy was sitting there and thinking "I'll kill you motherfucker"

El Pad said...

WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOUR SEX IS ON FIRE

El Pad said...

2) It is almost excatly what McCain said during his campaign. I bet homeboy was sitting there and thinking "I'll kill you motherfucker"

you just made me laugh

tem said...

"i can't believe ford made 2.7 billyon

those commercials must really work"

isn't lots of it writing back up a lot of assets it wrote down?

El Pad said...

i want to thank my local weather team for giving me the heads up it was gonna snow today

excellent work team










ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

tem said...

"1) If you can go three years without these programs why not just cut them all together"

good idear

El Pad said...

"isn't lots of it writing back up a lot of assets it wrote down?"

no, they increased their debit from7.4billion to 34.7 billion which is why the stock is still a dog

711MM was the only portion that was write downs

crazy

tem said...

debit = debt?

Jugdish said...

limit...limit...

blue said...

what was their cashflow from operations?

that's the only thing that people should look at anymore...fucking accounting nerds can make any company look profitable.

blue said...

"Achieved positive Automotive operating-related cash flow of $1.3 billion for the third quarter, a $2.3 billion improvement over the second quarter"

ok, now i'm buying in that they're turning it around

El Pad said...

"ok, now i'm buying in that they're turning it around"

yes but their debt is massive

Jugdish said...

yes but their debt is massive



im green on this, but you can't start paying off any debt until you get positive cashflow right?

blue said...

correcto...

they have a ton of debt so if the cashflow can't cover debt payments and they continue to take out more debt then that's bad too.

but their debt service cannot be 1.3b per quarter.

tem said...

"that's the only thing that people should look at anymore...fucking accounting nerds can make any company look profitable."

^^^

tem said...

cash flow from operations should already have debt service included in it.

tem said...

unless they are getting nerdy and saying the debt is not related to automobile operations.

tem said...

"Achieved positive Automotive operating-related cash flow of $1.3 billion for the third quarter, a $2.3 billion improvement over the second quarter"


isn't the third qtr when the government did cash for clunkers?

El Pad said...

"what was their cashflow from operations?"

first thing you should look at when buying a stock

i learnt that from John T. Spholer, a highly regarded broker when I worked at Prudential Securities

Jugdish said...

isn't the third qtr when the government did cash for clunkers?



thanks obama!

/mize

tem said...

first thing i look at is the ticker symbol.

if it spells something funny then it is a good stock.

Beth said...

"fucking accounting nerds can make any company look profitable."

I know I never went to college or anything, but I don't understand how having sex with an accounting nerd can affect how profitable a company looks.

s

tem said...

then i look at how many chinese the company employs.

then i look at the ratio of male to female workers.

then i look at the prices of pop in the vending machines.

Beth said...

"if it spells something funny then it is a good stock."

Hilarity.

tem said...

" but I don't understand how having sex with an accounting nerd can affect how profitable a company looks.
"

you don't need to understand it. just keep having sex with those accounting nerds.

Steve said...

"At the Emmy awards, Kathy Griffin's acceptance speech said, 'A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus.' She went on to say, 'Suck It, Jesus'... Kathy griffin has the right as an American to say what she thinks. As a Christian-American, so do i. Today I will refuse to watch any show that she may be on or purchase tickets to any event...If you pass this on you will have truly stood up for Jesus Christ."


my mom is always sending me crap like this, killing me.

Beth said...

"my mom is always sending me crap like this, killing me."

Wow, this explains so much...

Jugdish said...

does she fact check it before she forwards it out? I rarely forward emails...but i always check snopes or whatever on emails that i get/send like that

Beth said...

So did you truly stand up for Jesus?

Beth said...

That one's actually true jug, I remember when it happened.

tem said...

kathy griffin won an emmy?

Jugdish said...

kathy griffin won an emmy?

she is annoying

tem said...

"So did you truly stand up for Jesus?"

he posted it here. so yes, yes he did. i guess.

tem said...

"she is annoying"

yeah, but i didn't know that was a category.

tem said...

i'm out of touch with the emmys

Steve said...

"does she fact check it before she forwards it out?"

i doubt it. if it say's something along the lines of "forward if you love Jesus" or "be a good christian and forward" then bam, she Sends All

Steve said...

"kathy griffin won an emmy?"

that was the most shocking part.

blue said...

who is kathy griffin?

Jugdish said...

she used to host that show with regis i think


s

Jugdish said...

the only thing i really remember her from is the Jerry is the Devil episode of Seinfeld.

she played a really annoying comedian oddly enough

El Pad said...

brittany murphy article I found interesting

Beth said...

"the only thing i really remember her from is the Jerry is the Devil episode of Seinfeld."

She was also on News Radio (along with Joe Rogan, Andy Dick and the red stapler guy from Office Space).

El Pad said...

"kathy griffin won an emmy?"

my thoughts exactly

Meiz said...

I can't wait to get home

El Pad said...

"It's tough to measure up to Greg Oden"

whitlock article title

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and the red stapler guy from Office Space"

stapler wasnt red

/LP

Jugdish said...

stapler wasnt red

/LP


hilarity

tem said...

awesome

Meiz said...

I don't like being hungry this early. Its fucking up the timing of my day.

tem said...

i am always hungry about now.

Jugdish said...

its a buffalo wild wings day

I wish he was my dad said...

She was also on News Radio (along with Joe Rogan, Andy Dick and the red stapler guy from Office Space).

no she wasn't; you are thinking of a different red-head comedian (ns), although they do look kinda alike. She was on Suddenly Susan though with Brooke Shields

I wish he was my dad said...

I used to be a big News Radio fan....Phil Hartman is awesome (RIP)

Beth said...

"no she wasn't; you are thinking of a different red-head comedian (ns), although they do look kinda alike. She was on Suddenly Susan though with Brooke Shields"

Damn, you're right kod. My bad.

Jugdish said...

we need to start fact checking beth


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Steve said...

Not bad at all, Ms. McPhee

Keith S said...

wall

Keith S said...

Let's talk more about accounting and finance

Meiz said...

I like Kat McPhee

Keith S said...

yo tambien

El Pad said...

she's married to some herb

El Pad said...

did youz ever feel like if you met or had the chance to mingle with some of the finest poa's in hollywood that you'd end up with one or at least hooking up

i do

blue said...

i feel the same way ep

ego, i guess...but i've always said "if i could just meet a chick and get to talk to her, i could hook up with her once she knew me"

El Pad said...

ego, i guess...but i've always said "if i could just meet a chick and get to talk to her, i could hook up with her once she knew me"

word up

Steve said...

"did youz ever feel like if you met or had the chance to mingle with some of the finest poa's in hollywood that you'd end up with one or at least hooking up"

"if i could just meet a chick and get to talk to her, i could hook up with her once she knew me"


i bet this is how crazed stalkers think.

El Pad said...

or how competent, confident, handsome men think

Spaceman Spiff said...

is the lava sauce at taco bell hotter cheese or hotter nacho cheese

Spaceman Spiff said...

"did youz ever feel like if you met or had the chance to mingle with some of the finest poa's in hollywood that you'd end up with one or at least hooking up"

if i was an actor too, no doubt. kristen bell lets dax fuck her for christ;s sake

Spaceman Spiff said...

weird looking dude who eats weed in super troopers married bazongas hendricks

etc etc

Meiz said...

JD Salinger. Dead.

El Pad said...

where do i know that name from?

Steve said...

"or how competent, confident, handsome men think"

you like blue is a handsome man?

Steve said...

*think

Meiz said...

"where do i know that name from?"


Catcher In The Rye


Or a Beastie Boys song

Meiz said...

"@ProFootballTalk Steven Jackson accused of domestic violence"

El Pad said...

oh yeah catcher book

El Pad said...

chapman loved that book

Jugdish said...

another super bowl commercial

I wish he was my dad said...

IMO, the best book I've ever read. Of course, I haven't read it since I was 16, so I'm not sure if I would feel the same way today.

El Pad said...

gay men disgust me

El Pad said...

nerve read catcher in the rye

Keith S said...

"if i could just meet a chick and get to talk to her, i could hook up with her once she knew me"



AHIK*

Meiz said...

Seriously, you think about gay shit way too much. You might just be a #meatpeeper.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"oh yeah catcher book"
+
"IMO, the best book I've ever read."



= hilarity

Steve said...

"#meatpeeper"


hu?

Steve said...
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El Pad said...

"Seriously, you think about gay shit way too much. You might just be a #meatpeeper."

that shit is nasty meiz, stop it

Meiz said...

""#meatpeeper"


hu?"


I'll see if I can get the link up when I get home. I thought it was damn funny.

El Pad said...

craiglist ad for super bowl tix hilarity

Meiz said...

"that shit is nasty meiz, stop it"

But all YOU can ever think about is dudes sucking cock, and taking it in the ass when you hear the word "gay". That's on you, holmes.

El Pad said...

"But all YOU can ever think about is dudes sucking cock, and taking it in the ass when you hear the word "gay". That's on you, holmes."

the fuck am i supposed to think when i hear it?

Beth said...

"i bet this is how crazed stalkers think"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ToddPacker said...

"= hilarity"

yeah, very funny stuff

Meiz said...

"the fuck am i supposed to think when i hear it?"


Nothing, perhaps?

Jugdish said...

The 30-second spot shows two men excitedly watching the game, before their hands brush as they both reach into a bowl of chips. Suddenly, the two begin making out, much to the shock of a guy sitting close by.



sounds like the super bowl party i was at last year.

/Lp



s

Keith S said...

Remember when LP said he wasn't a homophobe way back in the day? That was fun

Steve said...

"The 30-second spot shows two men excitedly watching the game, before their hands brush as they both reach into a bowl of chips. Suddenly, the two begin making out"


I'll be back in 10 minutes.


/LP

Meiz said...

"Remember when LP said he wasn't a homophobe way back in the day? That was fun"

I can't help that all the queers want me.

/EP

El Pad said...

are you coming out today meiz?

Meiz said...

Home time

Jugdish said...

I can't help that all the queers want me.

/EP


hilarity

Meiz said...

relax there, sweetie pie.

El Pad said...

i thought homophobia was the fear of gays? I dont fear them i just think it's disgusting

El Pad said...

meiz take the dick off the pedestial

Jugdish said...

is this a good thing?

El Pad said...

"Remember Kisha Jones — the Brooklyn wife accused of trying to kill her husband's out-of-wedlock baby by tricking the mother into taking an abortion-inducing medicine then attempting to poison the infant with tainted breast milk? Prosecutors now allege that after the baby's birth, she posed as a hospital administrator in an unsuccessful attempt to have the infant taken off its respirator!"


she is resilient

Jugdish said...

i thought homophobia was the fear of gays? I dont fear them i just think it's disgusting


^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

oh so i peeped game on that tosh shit you guys pimped

it was aight, nothing more nothing less

freak must love that show, it's just videos and then this guy ranking on them

ToddPacker said...

freak must love that show, it's just videos and then this guy in nice socks ranking on them

*fixed

Steve said...

homophobia: prejudice against (fear or dislike of) homosexual people and homosexuality

ToddPacker said...

watched the tosh show for the 1st time last week... i thought it was funny

Steve said...

"it was aight, nothing more nothing less"


last night wasn't one of the better ones

I wish he was my dad said...

from Websters:

Main Entry: ho·mo·pho·bia
Pronunciation: \ˌhō-mə-ˈfō-bē-ə\
Function: noun
Date: 1969

: irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals

I wish he was my dad said...

last night wasn't one of the better ones

I thought it was one of the better ones; the breakdown on the weighlifting dude was awesome

Steve said...

"last night wasn't one of the better ones

I thought it was one of the better ones; the breakdown on the weighlifting dude was awesome"


nobody asked you, kod


[s]

El Pad said...

"the breakdown on the weighlifting dude was awesome"

that was funny

after that, not so much
the tattoo bit for instance was awful

Jugdish said...

Class discrimination is not always considered a phobia in the clinical sense because it is believed to be only a symptom of other psychological issues, or the result of ignorance, or of political or social beliefs. In other words, unlike clinical phobias, which are usually qualified with disabling fear, class discrimination usually has roots in social relations.

El Pad said...

": irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals"

so i'm still not a homophobe

in you face kevin as.

I wish he was my dad said...

the tattoo bit for instance was awful

agreed

Keith S said...

pedestial makes me aitch every time

Keith S said...

"I thought it was one of the better ones; the breakdown on the weighlifting dude was awesome"


fucking kod and his spoilers

blue said...

homophobia discussion sounds a lot like color of haitian discussion

Keith S said...

homosexuality is an ethnicity

/LP

I wish he was my dad said...

fucking kod and his spoilers

stop it; I spoiled nothing

Keith S said...

"so i'm still not a homophobe

in you face kevin as."


So you must of* lookt* at but didn't read the "or discrimination" part

Jugdish said...

homophobia discussion sounds a lot like color of haitian discussion



in related news, a gay haitian was just pulled from the rubble

Keith S said...

Tosh is on when I am at work so I gotta watch it today

I wish he was my dad said...

Tosh is on when I am at work so I gotta watch it today

noted; I was going to mention something that actually might have been a spoiler...so I'm glad I didn't add that part (ns).

Keith S said...

Carrie Underwood singing the national anthem at the SB. Yum

Keith S said...

Queen Latifah singing America the Beautiful. Muy.

El Pad said...

"So you must of* lookt* at but didn't read the "or discrimination" part"


I don't discriminate, I find it disgusting.

wft

El Pad said...

"Carrie Underwood singing the national anthem at the SB. Yum"

under

El Pad said...

Colts line moved to -5.5 over/under 56.5

Keith S said...

"I don't discriminate, I find it disgusting.

wft"


So you don't act any differently when you come across a gay person?

Keith S said...

come across might of* been a bad term to use

I wish he was my dad said...

I don't discriminate, I find it disgusting.

-so you have an aversion to it; homphobe

*FWIW I think the definition is far too broad; many people who support gay rights still think it's gross

Keith S said...

mize
GK on rome this hour

El Pad said...

So you don't act any differently when you come across a gay person?

first of all, hilarity "come across"

second, no i dont, behind their back i might but i treat them the same as i treat anyone else

Jugdish said...

*FWIW I think the definition is far too broad; many people who support gay rights still think it's gross


^^^^^^^^

El Pad said...

FWIW

translation

ToddPacker said...

hilarity at "come across" and "behind their back" in the same comment

ToddPacker said...

for what it's worth

Jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

Ham sammich

Beth said...

"I don't discriminate, I find it disgusting"

Well you clearly don't think all homosexuality is disgusting, only male homosexuality (or ugly lesbians).

So see, you discriminate against gay guys and Rosie O'Donnell.

Meiz said...

This ham has fucking gristle in it. Boar's Head, my fat white ass.

Meiz said...

this ham sucks

El Pad said...

your face has gristle in it

Meiz said...

Jim Edmonds agrees to a minor league contract w/ the Breers.

Meiz said...

"your face has gristle in it"

Very likely, but nobody's trying to eat my face.

Steve said...

"Rosie O'Donnell"


*shutters*

Spaceman Spiff said...

"*shutters*"

WOW

Spaceman Spiff said...

strap that helmet on extra tight

Jugdish said...

maybe its too tight

Jugdish said...

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