Conference champyunship games this weekend...snoozefest. I find the possible storylines much more compelling. Why's that you may ask (but probably didn't because you're a douche), it's because of a little thing I like to call irony.
Lets take Bert Farve if the Vikings get to "the bowl" he has one of 2 teams he gets to play. If he plays the Colts and Peyton Manning, well then it's a matchup of 2 of the greatest QBs ever to play. John Madden's head will explode. Not to mention all the stories about how a 40 year old QB has never made it to the superbowl, and how he didn't even play in the preseason, and how he had off-season surgery on his throwing shoulder, and how he looks in his Wrangler jeans. I can't wait....but there's more...what if (AHIIK) the JETS jets jets jets, make it to face Farve in "the bowl". The team that he led last season, the guys who were all calling him out after he "retired" and left the JETS. Imagine the headlines, imagine the drama...if only TNT were doing the game (because they know drama).
Ok i've grown bored with that scenario, lets move to the next one and imagine that the S(don't call us the)aints make it to the "big game". There will be excitement because of the first trip ever for the Saints, there will be stories about Katrina, stories about how Drew Brees got that thing on his face, stories about Drew Brees' mom, stories about Reggie Bush, and lots of picture of Kim Kardashian and her ass...maybe even another sextape. Throw in the fact that they could be playing the Colts who are led by non other than Peyton Manning who grew up in.....New Orleans. Who's father was the greatest Saints QB of all time, (which will change if Brees gets them into the big game)...3rd on the list is Aaron Brooks...it's not a great list. Imagine the stories and possibility...they're endless. Now imagine if they played the JETS....keep imagining...keep trying to imagine it...ok that story sucks...except everyone will talk about the Sanchise being the first rookie QB to lead his team to the highest level possible.
So I guess what i'm hoping for is that somehow none of these teams win this weekend and we just call the season a draw...although i'm probably rooting for the Saints (sorry kod) more than anyone, for no real reason. Which means they'll lose this weekend and there will be no Saints storylines to speak of.
PS. Dear NFL, please not that I did not use the term "super" or "bowl" in conjunction. I appreciate you acknowledging that and not suing me for Trademark infringement or whatever other legal thing I may have done.
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practicing for TCS 2011
long offseason
future tcs champion
offseason always starts early in NYC
"PS. Dear NFL, please not that I did not use the term "super" or "bowl" in conjunction. I appreciate you acknowledging that and not suing me for Trademark infringement or whatever other legal thing I may have done."
Damn, blue using semi legal terms. Now I'm all hot and bothered...
i hope i don't get sued for the legal things i have done.
I think it's more likely you'd get sued for the illegal things you've done.
i know.
read what blue wrote.
Ahhhh, now ISWYDT.
RIF
wow, liberals already destroying this Brown guy, calling him the Sarah Palin of Massachusetts
one guy called a pretty sarah palin
getting busted for doing legal things is never good
i called a pretty sarah palin once. but she didn't call me back.
got a dinner tonight
menu:
Filet Mignon
Fingerling Potato
Broccli Rabe
Cornish Hen
Fingerling Potato
Fried Okra
I'm going beef
let's see obama tax that!
in you face
it was already taxed
it was taxed on many levels in fact.
the state of NY taxed the hell out of it, assuming it is in NY.
i'm sure there are some tax loopholes for that dinner
fried okra
you know that shit aint taxed
ISWYDT
you know what I hate...guys who wear mascara...stop it
"you know what I hate...guys who wear mascara...stop it"
wft, you mean gays?
"Joining Detroit in the bottom five, in descending order, are Youngstown, Dayton, and Toledo, Ohio, and Milwaukee."
Ohio really sucks
I'm bringing the footlong Mozz Stick to Austin!
bottom five of what?
BOFA
burn
bottom five of what?
click that mozz stick to austin link, it's in that article
bottom five of what?
everything
probably not bottom 5 of foreclosures
ohio is not tax friendly to the small business entrepeneur
isnt youngstown like murder capital or something
youngstown state beat Boise State in the national championship game in like 96
Damn you Jim Tressel
"US is a republic, not a democracy."
That's my point
"offseason always starts early in NYC"
Heyoooo
"got a dinner tonight"
Maybe if Deutsche would have these dinners at Chili's, OG, or Friday's, they could offset the food being taken off your table.
after reading SG's take on Lebron I am promising that by if by some miracle the Knicks get the 8 seed and the Lebrons are the one seed I WILL BUY TICKETS TO GAME 3 at MSG, 100% will not let that opportunity pass me by
"bottom five of what?
everything"
cool they are the bottom 5 of most assholes. they got that going for them.
"100% will not let my debt get in the way"
*fized
The retard is headed to the D-League
My co-workers really do subpar work.
bucks prediction for wins starting to look more and more solid
Dem's let this guys win in Massachusetts.
unbelievable
just shows the growing distate for what obama has done so far
bet you knowing what many people know now mccain would have won
"just shows the growing distate for what obama has done so far"
no it just shows what a terrible terrible campaign Coakley ran. said some really dumb sit.
she figured she was a dem in mass. she had it locked up.
you play hard till you hear the buzzer.
"just shows the growing distate for what obama has done so far"
no it just shows what a terrible terrible campaign Coakley ran. said some really dumb sit.
probably a combination of the two
"probably a combination of the two"
obama has an approval rating of 60+ percent in mass.
i'd aggree if it was some other state.
that's a blue state, always has been.
she fucked it up.
obama has an approval rating of 60+ percent in mass.
i agree 100% that she ran a shitty campaign. however, despite obama's approval rating I'd imagine those 60% all don't favor the health care bill, which was basically the theme of the election. may have swayed some votes
i need more sleep
jug knows
"non other than Peyton Manning"
"please not that"
Can e get some love?
"Joining Detroit in the bottom five, in descending order, are Youngstown, Dayton, and Toledo, Ohio, and Milwaukee."
Youngstown is all guineas, Toledo is all Pollocks, and Dayton is all blacks
"bet you knowing what many people know now mccain would have won"
umm, what?
" is all guineas"
what's a guinea?
Guess who didn't make GOLF PICKS this week
umm, what?
you know
guinea
The most vile racial slur that can be used against an Italian-American. Refers to the Guinea Coast of Africa; using this slur is a very offensive way of implying that Italian-Americans are non-whites
"Youngstown is all guineas, Toledo is all Pollocks, and Dayton is all blacks"
youngstown is italian?
I think LP says ginny in real life
"youngstown is italian?"
It's all mafia
ns
lots of blacks there too
mize/jug/h
kod's fb pic needs ridiculed
"lots of blacks there too"
44%, steve that's as close to your motherland as you can get
"It's all mafia
ns"
i'll only beleive you because of the ns but prior to that i thought youz was lying
The racial makeup of the city is roughly 51% White, 44% Black or African American, and 5% Hispanic or Latino of any race, though Puerto Ricans are the dominant Latino group.
"The median household income is $24,201, and the median family income $30,701"
that's a poor ass town
kod's fb pic needs ridiculed
^^^^ was thinking the same thing. kod with three cats, and the caption reads "Some of our cats"
some?
"i'll only beleive you because of the ns but prior to that i thought youz was lying"
The NE part of Ohio has a lot of Italians
There it is kids...our motherland.
Dad, grandmas from Chicago!
Shut up Russ!
LP
kod's fb pic needs ridiculed
it also looks like one of his pussies scratched him in the nose
kod is definitely PW
good stuff keef
"youngstown is italian?"
It's all mafia
ns"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
steve
"kod's fb pic needs ridiculed"
Agreed. Totally slipped my mind.
kod's fb pic needs ridiculed
-I was waiting for that; I might have to remove the tag cmkod put on
it also looks like one of his pussies scratched him in the nose
no, that was my granddaughter; she was honking my nose and scratched me.
at least you look happy in those pics kod
"44%, steve that's as close to your motherland as you can get"
Indianapolis is 75% black.
at least you look happy in those pics kod
that's my exasperated look; I push them down, and they just come right back up
"kod is definitely PW"
i was messing around with the girl lst year that had a live in bf.
she called me one day and told m he checked her phone and called her out it, said he might be calling me.
he did, but he wasn't pissed...he invited me to threesome. i think this is probably how Kod would react to the same situation.
steve is a player
"he did, but he wasn't pissed...he invited me to threesome"
how was it? did you guys cross swords?
it was a pretty strange conversation.
i was bummed cause it was the perfect situation. she would come over a couple of times a week, spend a few hours and then leave.
i'm not an orgy guy though, then i'd have to wear orgy shirts, and go to orgy night clubs (name the sitcom)
umm seinfeld?
Indianapolis is 75% black.
false
"Blacks or African Americans made up 25.7% of Indianapolis's population"
step by step?
full house?
family matters?
just the ten of us?
perfect strangers?
malcom in the middle?
"umm seinfeld?"
you are correct, sir.
"Indianapolis is 75% black.
false
"Blacks or African Americans made up 25.7% of Indianapolis's population""
you forgot to count the white people who think they are black.
"at least you look happy in those pics kod"
You stole my comment
""Blacks or African Americans made up 25.7% of Indianapolis's population""
you obviously missed the joke
"false
"Blacks or African Americans made up 25.7% of Indianapolis's population""
Jesus fucking christ
yeah i dont get it
freak insists that Indy is like 95% black
and there are no gays
"kod is definitely PW"
I think she puts up with a lot more than I do (and you all probably know me well enough to believe it)
"freak insists that Indy is like 95% black"
What I said was there were more minorites in my part of town than indianapolis as a whole.
But let's not let facts get in the way of our fun.
you guys have no idea what minorities really are
take the 4,5,6 trains with me on the way home one day, then you'll understand what minority means for real
it is has come to my attention that several times not only was i the only white person on the train but i was also the only american person on the train
then you'd be the minority, correct?
"then you'd be the minority, correct?"
when ep gets on the train, everybody else gets all shifty and checks their wallet.
very few irish amaericans here in houston...you don't know what its like for my people
"take the 4,5,6 trains with me on the way home one day"
these trains do not go anywhere near my home.
"take the 4,5,6 trains with me on the way home one day, then you'll understand what minority means for real"
Don't live in Brooklyn. Problem solved.
"What I said was there were more minorites in my part of town than indianapolis as a whole."
That's not what your argument was at the time
"take the 4,5,6 trains with me on the way home one day,"
LOUD NOISES!!!
/jug
"then you'd be the minority, correct?"
correct
"-I was waiting for that; I might have to remove the tag cmkod put on"
The tag has nothing to do with it being your profile pic
"That's not what your argument was at the time"
Yes, it was.
You may have read something else into what I was saying, but that was my point.
"Don't live in Brooklyn. Problem solved."
love brooklyn
LOUD NOISES!!!
/jug
hilarity
"You may have read something else into what I was saying, but that was my point."
So it wasn't what you were saying. Got it.
what were you saying?
Indy is the Compton AND San Fran of the midwest
DIT*
your face was saying
"So it wasn't what you were saying."
I cannot be blamed for you interpreting points incorrectly.
O:FB rages on
"I cannot be blamed for you interpreting points incorrectly."
Correct. But you can be blamed for saying something different than what you mean
we had some redonk rain here last night
I cannot be blamed for you interpreting points incorrectly.
actually you can be blamed for whatever we want to blame you for
a nugget for steve:
Bill Clinton didn’t know he was in big trouble until the very eve of the November 1994 election. Barack Obama knows now, barely a year into his presidency. While the party loyalists can blame Martha Coakley’s defeat on her ignorance of Red Sox baseball, it was clearly a message to the president and his party. Yes, a less inept candidate might have beaten Scott Brown, but if Obama and his program had been more popular in Massachusetts, even Coakley could have won--and by ten points or more.
got my review today
twas superb, if the money matched the review i'd be rich
"LOUD NOISES!!!
/jug
hilarity"
yes
obama sucks article
no idea why they would cast mr. french from the departed in this boston based gibson movie, very distracting
i haven't had a review or raise in over 24 months.
"obama sucks article"
i agree that obama has sucked, but i still think that mccain & the dumb lady would of* sucked more
conference call with a dude who sounds very black
he lives in cincinatti, so high liklihood he's a negro
no idea why they would cast mr. french from the departed in this boston based gibson movie, very distracting
^^^^^^^
also minor wft was the other guy in WANTED
"i agree that obama has sucked, but i still think that mccain & the dumb lady would of* sucked more"
we'll never know, we were bamboozled old man
steve that article is money
check it out, you too kodpiece
zeke is gonna love that article asswell*
"we'll never know, we were bamboozled old man"
would have been bamboozled either way.... politics = bamboozlement
charlie daniels stroked out
bamboozlement should be in the dicktionary*
"charlie daniels stroked out"
surprised he is still alive really.
if your 300+ pounds you shouldnt ride a snowmobile
If your 300+ what pounds?
"One and a half million Graco strollers sold at Wal-Mart, Target and other large retailers have been recalled after they guillotined the fingers of five children and cut two others."
my god, that's awful
If your 300+ what pounds?
fat
"One and a half million Graco strollers sold at Wal-Mart, Target and other large retailers have been recalled after they guillotined the fingers of five children and cut two others."
Blame the terrible parents, not the stroller company
my god, that's awful. im not riding in a stroller anymore.
fixed
s
"steve that article is money
check it out, you too kodpiece"
it's not coming up. [ns]
my computer knows better than to display right wing propaganda.
"it's not coming up. [ns]"
same here
link didnt work for me either
my computer knows better than to display right wing propaganda.
it came up for me...it just took a long time to load.
-it's not propaganda though; I pretty much agree with everything in the article (as I suspect you will too Steve)
-my reaction to it is pretty much "well yeah, duh"....but to people who haven't been paying all that much attention over the past year, it sums things up nicely
i like cheese
site is down, i'll relink when it comes up
New Republic is not a right wing publication, they have some dem shit on there too
"Guess who didn't make GOLF PICKS this week"
He's too busy watching dummy.
dummy is the new chick that mize is chasing
dummy comments are always funny
GOLF PICKS
::Tiger's wood::
"::Tiger's wood::"
That's mize's team name
ns
there's a golf league?
That's mize's team name
ns
suite...i didn't know that
ns
"dummy is the new chick that mize is chasing"
I will murder your family.
Also, not chasing anybody.
"I will murder your family."
I'll keep this stashed away for a rainy day
Suzanne Ackerman, a meatball diehard, had travelled from Boston to attend the Slapdown. As she mopped up sauce with garlic bread, she looked longingly at the crowd and said, "Meatballs are better in New York. Most things are."
tell them suzanne, tell them
"suite...i didn't know that
ns"
We're like brothers. When can I move in?
jug's brother already lives there
If there's one thing I've learnt in life, it's to trust the word spoken by a meatball diehard
she sounds attractive
Ackerman
yuck, big German broad probably
or her name is Suzanne Roasario and she married a big German dude
"meatball diehard"
meatballs was a funny movie, diehard was also a good movie.... top gun still sucks
in that scenario she might be hot
tp is funny
"in that scenario she might be hot"
The rolls aren't made of bread, bro
snooki has rolls
Al Davis interviewing coaches while he still has a coach is awesome
"snooki has rolls"
::red baron::
did anyone link the fisk comments?... i thought they were funny
Al axed me if I had a free apartment to give their coach, but I said no.
tem knows al?
"snooki has rolls"
::red baron::
jersey shore fool
Mize
mize linking stuff for himself is suite
that link was the gay
We Do Not Accept Credit Cards
dammit
i do not know al, but he axed me anyway.
were you gonna order some suite star wars shoes?
let's vote
i have the following snacks available, which one should i eat
Doritos
Cheetos
Cereali (italian version of nestle crunch)
ferrero rocher
oreo cookies
that's my inventory, what am i having
keith's prize for winning the tcs should be a suite pair of yoda shoes
the one on the right needs her ears pinned back
senator brown's daughters
Doritos
i have the following snacks available, which one should i eat
Doritos
Cheetos
Ding DONGS
Cereali (italian version of nestle crunch)
ferrero rocher
oreo cookies
fixed
"were you gonna order some suite star wars shoes?"
I'm thinking about it. The stormtrooper shelltoes
Oreos
"senator brown's daughters"
Fuck yes
Dude
Fuck yes
Scott Brown is currently the high bidder for my vote in 2012.
Cheetos
or oreos
but Cheetos
what's a ding dong?
i think you meant ring dings
1 vote for each is not helping me
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