Wednesday, January 20, 2010

double dragon

Conference champyunship games this weekend...snoozefest. I find the possible storylines much more compelling. Why's that you may ask (but probably didn't because you're a douche), it's because of a little thing I like to call irony.

Lets take Bert Farve if the Vikings get to "the bowl" he has one of 2 teams he gets to play. If he plays the Colts and Peyton Manning, well then it's a matchup of 2 of the greatest QBs ever to play. John Madden's head will explode. Not to mention all the stories about how a 40 year old QB has never made it to the superbowl, and how he didn't even play in the preseason, and how he had off-season surgery on his throwing shoulder, and how he looks in his Wrangler jeans. I can't wait....but there's more...what if (AHIIK) the JETS jets jets jets, make it to face Farve in "the bowl". The team that he led last season, the guys who were all calling him out after he "retired" and left the JETS. Imagine the headlines, imagine the drama...if only TNT were doing the game (because they know drama).

Ok i've grown bored with that scenario, lets move to the next one and imagine that the S(don't call us the)aints make it to the "big game". There will be excitement because of the first trip ever for the Saints, there will be stories about Katrina, stories about how Drew Brees got that thing on his face, stories about Drew Brees' mom, stories about Reggie Bush, and lots of picture of Kim Kardashian and her ass...maybe even another sextape. Throw in the fact that they could be playing the Colts who are led by non other than Peyton Manning who grew up in.....New Orleans. Who's father was the greatest Saints QB of all time, (which will change if Brees gets them into the big game)...3rd on the list is Aaron Brooks...it's not a great list. Imagine the stories and possibility...they're endless. Now imagine if they played the JETS....keep imagining...keep trying to imagine it...ok that story sucks...except everyone will talk about the Sanchise being the first rookie QB to lead his team to the highest level possible.

So I guess what i'm hoping for is that somehow none of these teams win this weekend and we just call the season a draw...although i'm probably rooting for the Saints (sorry kod) more than anyone, for no real reason. Which means they'll lose this weekend and there will be no Saints storylines to speak of.



PS. Dear NFL, please not that I did not use the term "super" or "bowl" in conjunction. I appreciate you acknowledging that and not suing me for Trademark infringement or whatever other legal thing I may have done.

SuperBowl™

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El Pad said...

first

El Pad said...

practicing for TCS 2011

El Pad said...

long offseason

El Pad said...

future tcs champion

tem said...

offseason always starts early in NYC

Beth said...

"PS. Dear NFL, please not that I did not use the term "super" or "bowl" in conjunction. I appreciate you acknowledging that and not suing me for Trademark infringement or whatever other legal thing I may have done."

Damn, blue using semi legal terms. Now I'm all hot and bothered...

tem said...

i hope i don't get sued for the legal things i have done.

Beth said...

I think it's more likely you'd get sued for the illegal things you've done.

tem said...

i know.

read what blue wrote.

Beth said...

Ahhhh, now ISWYDT.

tem said...

RIF

El Pad said...

wow, liberals already destroying this Brown guy, calling him the Sarah Palin of Massachusetts

one guy called a pretty sarah palin

blue said...

getting busted for doing legal things is never good

tem said...

i called a pretty sarah palin once. but she didn't call me back.

El Pad said...

got a dinner tonight

menu:

Filet Mignon
Fingerling Potato
Broccli Rabe

Cornish Hen
Fingerling Potato
Fried Okra

I'm going beef

El Pad said...

let's see obama tax that!

El Pad said...

in you face

tem said...

it was already taxed

tem said...

it was taxed on many levels in fact.

the state of NY taxed the hell out of it, assuming it is in NY.

blue said...

i'm sure there are some tax loopholes for that dinner

blue said...

fried okra

you know that shit aint taxed

tem said...

ISWYDT

blue said...

you know what I hate...guys who wear mascara...stop it

El Pad said...

"you know what I hate...guys who wear mascara...stop it"

wft, you mean gays?

El Pad said...

"Joining Detroit in the bottom five, in descending order, are Youngstown, Dayton, and Toledo, Ohio, and Milwaukee."


Ohio really sucks

El Pad said...

I'm bringing the footlong Mozz Stick to Austin!

tem said...

bottom five of what?

El Pad said...

BOFA

burn

El Pad said...

bottom five of what?

click that mozz stick to austin link, it's in that article

El Pad said...

bottom five of what?

everything

blue said...

probably not bottom 5 of foreclosures

blue said...

ohio is not tax friendly to the small business entrepeneur

El Pad said...

isnt youngstown like murder capital or something

blue said...

youngstown state beat Boise State in the national championship game in like 96

Damn you Jim Tressel

Meiz said...

"US is a republic, not a democracy."

That's my point

Meiz said...

"offseason always starts early in NYC"

Heyoooo

Meiz said...

"got a dinner tonight"

Maybe if Deutsche would have these dinners at Chili's, OG, or Friday's, they could offset the food being taken off your table.

El Pad said...

after reading SG's take on Lebron I am promising that by if by some miracle the Knicks get the 8 seed and the Lebrons are the one seed I WILL BUY TICKETS TO GAME 3 at MSG, 100% will not let that opportunity pass me by

tem said...

"bottom five of what?

everything"

cool they are the bottom 5 of most assholes. they got that going for them.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"100% will not let my debt get in the way"

*fized

Meiz said...

The retard is headed to the D-League

Meiz said...

My co-workers really do subpar work.

blue said...

bucks prediction for wins starting to look more and more solid

Steve said...

Dem's let this guys win in Massachusetts.


unbelievable

El Pad said...

just shows the growing distate for what obama has done so far

bet you knowing what many people know now mccain would have won

Steve said...

"just shows the growing distate for what obama has done so far"

no it just shows what a terrible terrible campaign Coakley ran. said some really dumb sit.

she figured she was a dem in mass. she had it locked up.


you play hard till you hear the buzzer.

Jugdish said...

"just shows the growing distate for what obama has done so far"

no it just shows what a terrible terrible campaign Coakley ran. said some really dumb sit.


probably a combination of the two

Steve said...

"probably a combination of the two"


obama has an approval rating of 60+ percent in mass.


i'd aggree if it was some other state.

Steve said...

that's a blue state, always has been.


she fucked it up.

Jugdish said...

obama has an approval rating of 60+ percent in mass.



i agree 100% that she ran a shitty campaign. however, despite obama's approval rating I'd imagine those 60% all don't favor the health care bill, which was basically the theme of the election. may have swayed some votes

Jugdish said...

i need more sleep

El Pad said...

jug knows

Keith S said...

"non other than Peyton Manning"


"please not that"



Can e get some love?

Keith S said...

"Joining Detroit in the bottom five, in descending order, are Youngstown, Dayton, and Toledo, Ohio, and Milwaukee."

Youngstown is all guineas, Toledo is all Pollocks, and Dayton is all blacks

tem said...

"bet you knowing what many people know now mccain would have won"

umm, what?

tem said...

" is all guineas"

what's a guinea?

Keith S said...

Guess who didn't make GOLF PICKS this week

Jugdish said...

umm, what?


you know

Keith S said...

guinea

The most vile racial slur that can be used against an Italian-American. Refers to the Guinea Coast of Africa; using this slur is a very offensive way of implying that Italian-Americans are non-whites

El Pad said...

"Youngstown is all guineas, Toledo is all Pollocks, and Dayton is all blacks"

youngstown is italian?

Keith S said...

I think LP says ginny in real life

Keith S said...

"youngstown is italian?"

It's all mafia

ns

Keith S said...

lots of blacks there too

Keith S said...

mize/jug/h

kod's fb pic needs ridiculed

El Pad said...

"lots of blacks there too"

44%, steve that's as close to your motherland as you can get

El Pad said...

"It's all mafia

ns"

i'll only beleive you because of the ns but prior to that i thought youz was lying

El Pad said...

The racial makeup of the city is roughly 51% White, 44% Black or African American, and 5% Hispanic or Latino of any race, though Puerto Ricans are the dominant Latino group.

El Pad said...

"The median household income is $24,201, and the median family income $30,701"

that's a poor ass town

Jugdish said...

kod's fb pic needs ridiculed


^^^^ was thinking the same thing. kod with three cats, and the caption reads "Some of our cats"


some?

Keith S said...

"i'll only beleive you because of the ns but prior to that i thought youz was lying"


The NE part of Ohio has a lot of Italians

Jugdish said...

There it is kids...our motherland.

Dad, grandmas from Chicago!

Shut up Russ!

Keith S said...

LP

Jugdish said...

kod's fb pic needs ridiculed



it also looks like one of his pussies scratched him in the nose

Keith S said...

kod is definitely PW

El Pad said...

good stuff keef

tem said...

"youngstown is italian?"

It's all mafia

ns"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

steve

Meiz said...

"kod's fb pic needs ridiculed"


Agreed. Totally slipped my mind.

The Kods said...

kod's fb pic needs ridiculed

-I was waiting for that; I might have to remove the tag cmkod put on

The Kods said...

it also looks like one of his pussies scratched him in the nose

no, that was my granddaughter; she was honking my nose and scratched me.

Jugdish said...

at least you look happy in those pics kod

Meiz said...

"44%, steve that's as close to your motherland as you can get"


Indianapolis is 75% black.

The Kods said...

at least you look happy in those pics kod

that's my exasperated look; I push them down, and they just come right back up

Steve said...

"kod is definitely PW"


i was messing around with the girl lst year that had a live in bf.

she called me one day and told m he checked her phone and called her out it, said he might be calling me.

he did, but he wasn't pissed...he invited me to threesome. i think this is probably how Kod would react to the same situation.

blue said...

steve is a player

blue said...

"he did, but he wasn't pissed...he invited me to threesome"

how was it? did you guys cross swords?

Steve said...

it was a pretty strange conversation.


i was bummed cause it was the perfect situation. she would come over a couple of times a week, spend a few hours and then leave.


i'm not an orgy guy though, then i'd have to wear orgy shirts, and go to orgy night clubs (name the sitcom)

tem said...

umm seinfeld?

El Pad said...

Indianapolis is 75% black.

false


"Blacks or African Americans made up 25.7% of Indianapolis's population"

tem said...

step by step?

full house?

family matters?

tem said...

just the ten of us?

perfect strangers?

malcom in the middle?

Steve said...

"umm seinfeld?"


you are correct, sir.

tem said...

"Indianapolis is 75% black.

false


"Blacks or African Americans made up 25.7% of Indianapolis's population""


you forgot to count the white people who think they are black.

Meiz said...

"at least you look happy in those pics kod"

You stole my comment

blue said...

""Blacks or African Americans made up 25.7% of Indianapolis's population""

you obviously missed the joke

Meiz said...

"false


"Blacks or African Americans made up 25.7% of Indianapolis's population""



Jesus fucking christ

El Pad said...

yeah i dont get it

blue said...

freak insists that Indy is like 95% black

and there are no gays

The Kods said...

"kod is definitely PW"

I think she puts up with a lot more than I do (and you all probably know me well enough to believe it)

JFreak said...

"freak insists that Indy is like 95% black"

What I said was there were more minorites in my part of town than indianapolis as a whole.

But let's not let facts get in the way of our fun.

El Pad said...

you guys have no idea what minorities really are

take the 4,5,6 trains with me on the way home one day, then you'll understand what minority means for real

El Pad said...

it is has come to my attention that several times not only was i the only white person on the train but i was also the only american person on the train

blue said...

then you'd be the minority, correct?

Steve said...

"then you'd be the minority, correct?"


when ep gets on the train, everybody else gets all shifty and checks their wallet.

Jugdish said...

very few irish amaericans here in houston...you don't know what its like for my people

tem said...

"take the 4,5,6 trains with me on the way home one day"

these trains do not go anywhere near my home.

Meiz said...

"take the 4,5,6 trains with me on the way home one day, then you'll understand what minority means for real"


Don't live in Brooklyn. Problem solved.

Keith S said...

"What I said was there were more minorites in my part of town than indianapolis as a whole."


That's not what your argument was at the time

Keith S said...

"take the 4,5,6 trains with me on the way home one day,"




LOUD NOISES!!!


/jug

El Pad said...

"then you'd be the minority, correct?"

correct

Keith S said...

"-I was waiting for that; I might have to remove the tag cmkod put on"

The tag has nothing to do with it being your profile pic

JFreak said...

"That's not what your argument was at the time"

Yes, it was.

You may have read something else into what I was saying, but that was my point.

El Pad said...

"Don't live in Brooklyn. Problem solved."

love brooklyn

Jugdish said...

LOUD NOISES!!!


/jug



hilarity

Keith S said...

"You may have read something else into what I was saying, but that was my point."


So it wasn't what you were saying. Got it.

blue said...

what were you saying?

Keith S said...

Indy is the Compton AND San Fran of the midwest

DIT*

tem said...

your face was saying

JFreak said...

"So it wasn't what you were saying."

I cannot be blamed for you interpreting points incorrectly.

Keith S said...

O:FB rages on

Keith S said...

"I cannot be blamed for you interpreting points incorrectly."

Correct. But you can be blamed for saying something different than what you mean

Keith S said...

we had some redonk rain here last night

Jugdish said...

I cannot be blamed for you interpreting points incorrectly.



actually you can be blamed for whatever we want to blame you for

El Pad said...

a nugget for steve:

Bill Clinton didn’t know he was in big trouble until the very eve of the November 1994 election. Barack Obama knows now, barely a year into his presidency. While the party loyalists can blame Martha Coakley’s defeat on her ignorance of Red Sox baseball, it was clearly a message to the president and his party. Yes, a less inept candidate might have beaten Scott Brown, but if Obama and his program had been more popular in Massachusetts, even Coakley could have won--and by ten points or more.

El Pad said...

got my review today

twas superb, if the money matched the review i'd be rich

ToddPacker said...

"LOUD NOISES!!!


/jug



hilarity"


yes

El Pad said...

obama sucks article

Spaceman Spiff said...

no idea why they would cast mr. french from the departed in this boston based gibson movie, very distracting

tem said...

i haven't had a review or raise in over 24 months.

ToddPacker said...

"obama sucks article"

i agree that obama has sucked, but i still think that mccain & the dumb lady would of* sucked more

blue said...

conference call with a dude who sounds very black

he lives in cincinatti, so high liklihood he's a negro

El Pad said...

no idea why they would cast mr. french from the departed in this boston based gibson movie, very distracting

^^^^^^^

also minor wft was the other guy in WANTED

El Pad said...

"i agree that obama has sucked, but i still think that mccain & the dumb lady would of* sucked more"

we'll never know, we were bamboozled old man

El Pad said...

steve that article is money
check it out, you too kodpiece

El Pad said...

zeke is gonna love that article asswell*

ToddPacker said...

"we'll never know, we were bamboozled old man"

would have been bamboozled either way.... politics = bamboozlement

El Pad said...

charlie daniels stroked out

El Pad said...

bamboozlement should be in the dicktionary*

tem said...

"charlie daniels stroked out"

surprised he is still alive really.

El Pad said...

if your 300+ pounds you shouldnt ride a snowmobile

Keith S said...

If your 300+ what pounds?

El Pad said...

"One and a half million Graco strollers sold at Wal-Mart, Target and other large retailers have been recalled after they guillotined the fingers of five children and cut two others."


my god, that's awful

El Pad said...

If your 300+ what pounds?

fat

Keith S said...

"One and a half million Graco strollers sold at Wal-Mart, Target and other large retailers have been recalled after they guillotined the fingers of five children and cut two others."



Blame the terrible parents, not the stroller company

Jugdish said...

my god, that's awful. im not riding in a stroller anymore.


fixed


s

Steve said...

"steve that article is money
check it out, you too kodpiece"

it's not coming up. [ns]

my computer knows better than to display right wing propaganda.

ToddPacker said...

"it's not coming up. [ns]"

same here

Spaceman Spiff said...

link didnt work for me either

The Kods said...

my computer knows better than to display right wing propaganda.

it came up for me...it just took a long time to load.

-it's not propaganda though; I pretty much agree with everything in the article (as I suspect you will too Steve)
-my reaction to it is pretty much "well yeah, duh"....but to people who haven't been paying all that much attention over the past year, it sums things up nicely

blue said...

i like cheese

El Pad said...

site is down, i'll relink when it comes up

New Republic is not a right wing publication, they have some dem shit on there too

Beth said...

"Guess who didn't make GOLF PICKS this week"

He's too busy watching dummy.

Keith S said...

dummy is the new chick that mize is chasing

ToddPacker said...

dummy comments are always funny

Jugdish said...

GOLF PICKS


::Tiger's wood::

Keith S said...

"::Tiger's wood::"

That's mize's team name

ns

blue said...

there's a golf league?

Jugdish said...

That's mize's team name

ns



suite...i didn't know that

ns

Meiz said...

"dummy is the new chick that mize is chasing"


I will murder your family.

Meiz said...

Also, not chasing anybody.

Keith S said...

"I will murder your family."


I'll keep this stashed away for a rainy day

El Pad said...

Suzanne Ackerman, a meatball diehard, had travelled from Boston to attend the Slapdown. As she mopped up sauce with garlic bread, she looked longingly at the crowd and said, "Meatballs are better in New York. Most things are."

tell them suzanne, tell them

Meiz said...

"suite...i didn't know that

ns"


We're like brothers. When can I move in?

blue said...

jug's brother already lives there

Keith S said...

If there's one thing I've learnt in life, it's to trust the word spoken by a meatball diehard

blue said...

she sounds attractive

El Pad said...

Ackerman

yuck, big German broad probably

El Pad said...

or her name is Suzanne Roasario and she married a big German dude

ToddPacker said...

"meatball diehard"

meatballs was a funny movie, diehard was also a good movie.... top gun still sucks

El Pad said...

in that scenario she might be hot

El Pad said...

tp is funny

Keith S said...

"in that scenario she might be hot"


The rolls aren't made of bread, bro

El Pad said...

snooki has rolls

Keith S said...

Al Davis interviewing coaches while he still has a coach is awesome

Keith S said...

"snooki has rolls"


::red baron::

ToddPacker said...

did anyone link the fisk comments?... i thought they were funny

tem said...

Al axed me if I had a free apartment to give their coach, but I said no.

ToddPacker said...

tem knows al?

El Pad said...

"snooki has rolls"


::red baron::

jersey shore fool

Meiz said...

Mize

Jugdish said...

mize linking stuff for himself is suite

El Pad said...

that link was the gay

El Pad said...

We Do Not Accept Credit Cards

dammit

tem said...

i do not know al, but he axed me anyway.

Jugdish said...

were you gonna order some suite star wars shoes?

El Pad said...

let's vote

i have the following snacks available, which one should i eat

Doritos
Cheetos
Cereali (italian version of nestle crunch)
ferrero rocher
oreo cookies

that's my inventory, what am i having

ToddPacker said...

keith's prize for winning the tcs should be a suite pair of yoda shoes

El Pad said...

the one on the right needs her ears pinned back

senator brown's daughters

ToddPacker said...

Doritos

Jugdish said...

i have the following snacks available, which one should i eat

Doritos
Cheetos
Ding DONGS
Cereali (italian version of nestle crunch)
ferrero rocher
oreo cookies



fixed

Meiz said...

"were you gonna order some suite star wars shoes?"

I'm thinking about it. The stormtrooper shelltoes

Meiz said...

Oreos

Meiz said...

"senator brown's daughters"


Fuck yes

Dude

Fuck yes

Meiz said...

Scott Brown is currently the high bidder for my vote in 2012.

tem said...

Cheetos

tem said...

or oreos

tem said...

but Cheetos

El Pad said...

what's a ding dong?

El Pad said...

i think you meant ring dings

El Pad said...

1 vote for each is not helping me

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