Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Wide Right

That's how i'll remember Bobby Bowden. That stunned look on his face. According to wikipedia, there were 3 more wide rights, and a wide left. Maybe recruit a kicker.
I worked with a guy who was the kicker at FSU for awhile, he was doing real well for himself making meiz type money. I fired him (s). Actually he quit so he could go kick in the World League...wonder how that ever turned out for him.

I wonder what Tebow had to say to the drunken gator? I bet it wasn't very christian of him. Maybe he encouraged him to get help and that the team would rally around him in his time of need. Or maybe Tebow went out and had sex with the guy's sister...This is what the public wants to know.

THIS JUST IN
Tiger likes the pussy. He's the anti-meiz....good at golf, extremely rich, and enjoys the ladies.

This just in II
Noter Dame to interview Bobby Bowden for their head coaching vacancy.

You can love Bowden or hate him, but he was a hell of a coach, and in all respects a pretty good guy. I was kind of on the fence with him and his merry band of thugs for most of his career, but when I saw him in We Are Marshall...well, that made me like him. He taught Matty Matt how to run the veer option, and Marshall won a game. Maybe Bowden should have gone back to the veer, it works for Paul Johnson. Maybe he'll bring the veer back to Noter Dame.

That's all I've got today. Tem is sad for his fellow WaVaian, but like Eva Peron said, Bobby said it best "Don't cry for me Argentina".

431 comments:

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ToddPacker said...

bowden sucks

ToddPacker said...

"He's the anti-meiz....good at golf, extremely rich, and enjoys the ladies,"

funny

Jugdish said...

"He's the anti-meiz....good at golf, extremely rich, and enjoys the ladies,"

funny


that was good...you forgot to mention he is part black

blue said...

but Tiger hates black people, like Meiz

Beth said...

Wanda Sykes on Tiger's crash:

"The black part of him bought a Cadillac and I guess the Asian part of him crashed it."

ToddPacker said...

funny line

Jugdish said...

wanda sykes is hilarity


/steve

ToddPacker said...

does tiger still do buick ads... they can't be happy that he was driving a cadillac

Yes I protest too much said...

now that's funny

everytime i see an accident one of the drivers is asian

ns

ToddPacker said...

beth is it going to snow in atlanta this weekend? looks like it's going to be pretty cold

Yes I protest too much said...

isnt buick under the GM label?

ToddPacker said...

"isnt buick under the GM label?"

good point

Yes I protest too much said...

got xmas party tw, no clue why it's so early

ToddPacker said...

"got xmas party tw, no clue why it's so early"

ours is friday... i will not be attending

blue said...

he did caddy ads too

ToddPacker said...

"he did caddy ads too"

also, a good point

ToddPacker said...

i think that was a meiz comma

Beth said...

"beth is it going to snow in atlanta this weekend? looks like it's going to be pretty cold"

Last I've heard there's a chance of mixed rain and snow on Sat, with a low in the high 20's. Hope you're staying close to the Dome cause whenever it snows in Atlanta the city basically shuts down.

ToddPacker said...

"Maybe recruit a kicker."

they did have some good kickers... they just had a knack for choking

ToddPacker said...

"Hope you're staying close to the Dome"

walking distance... we are at the hyatt regency on peachtree

The Rev said...

Snow in Atlanta?

Now that's funny!

blue said...

tp is already giving Beth his location, in case she wants to swing by

blue said...

TP has gone all Tiger on us

ToddPacker said...

"tp is already giving Beth his location, in case she wants to swing by"

that's pretty far out of the way for beth

ToddPacker said...

daytime rev

Beth said...

"that's pretty far out of the way for beth"

Yeah, I have an age limit.

wadr

Yes I protest too much said...

fuck al gore fuck al gore

Jugdish said...

Yeah, I have an age limit



and i have viagra


/tp

ToddPacker said...

no work today, rev?

The Rev said...

Took the day off. Getting the brakes done on the car.

ToddPacker said...

the drawing on the front page of wwl is terrible

ToddPacker said...

"Took the day off. Getting the brakes done on the car."

make sure they put the wheels back on correctly

Yes I protest too much said...

never give a timetable, never

blue said...

state of MN sales tax auditor will be here today.

He's my version of cunty mccuntstain

ToddPacker said...

minnesota?

blue said...

yep, we have locations in Minnesota


I may have to have kod give me legal advise

Jugdish said...

He's my version of cunty mccuntstain


just fire him when he gets there

Yes I protest too much said...

cunty mc cunsteins are the worse

Yes I protest too much said...

the big gamble in Vegas

Yes I protest too much said...

funny people was mad long and sometimes funny

tem said...

so is your face

tem said...

i do not cry for bobby bowden.

he is 80yrs old. good guy, but it is time to stop working.

tem said...

people my age can't get jobs because people his age keep working.

tem said...

plus a gator bowl of FSU vs WVU would make bowden the enemy.

tem said...

17 days until bowls start

Yes I protest too much said...

you guys think paterno has the situation now that bowden passed on? like paterno is just a figure head right?

no way he's recruiting, unless you count that commercial as recruiting

ToddPacker said...

"bowden the enemy"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

paterno has been a figure head for years.

tem said...

Family Ties mom is a lesbo...who knew?

Spaceman Spiff said...

so tiger was cheating

SHOCKING

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

tiger wants to be like MJ, just needs some intense gambling

ToddPacker said...

alex p keaton is probably not happy

ToddPacker said...

"tiger wants to be like MJ, just needs some intense gambling"

tiger had his dad killed, like mj did?

Spaceman Spiff said...

tiger still denies his wife attacked him though

tem said...

Tiger's career is now over.

Oh wait, no it isn't.

Yes I protest too much said...

tiger wants to play baseball

Yes I protest too much said...

that vegas link I put up, here is the project's site

very nice

tem said...

Tiger wants to be in commercials with Charlie Sheen

Jugdish said...

tiger also got 4 points added to his driving record...that sucks!

Spaceman Spiff said...

vida

Yes I protest too much said...

tiger just released a statement, he does confirm enjoying strange pussy

Yes I protest too much said...

"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone."

Yes I protest too much said...

there's more, tigerisms

Jugdish said...

dude on the radio this morning said that tiger might play golf publically until mid January, but said he'll find a way to get a "few holes in" between now and then.

Yes I protest too much said...

"I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye."

-tiger's message on the "cocktail waitress" phone

blue said...

perfect chance for an SNL skit:


I am Tiger Woods commercial

with little kids and lots of whores

Spaceman Spiff said...

tiger's prenup is for 300 million, no biggie

blue said...

I am Tiger Woods

Yes I protest too much said...

nice vida

Yes I protest too much said...

fuck fire drill

wft

Yes I protest too much said...

that shit is loud

Spaceman Spiff said...

did you modify your fire alarm to say SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Spaceman Spiff said...

tiger GIF from the chinese news report

Yes I protest too much said...

gif hilarity

Yes I protest too much said...

great they made one of the "people searchers" the deaf guy

brilliant

Yes I protest too much said...

i shoulda been a firefighter

Yes I protest too much said...

it's just such a great life

Beth said...

Dammit, I knew I shoulda moved to California. I could be Tiger woman # 4 (or whatever).

Spaceman Spiff said...

"it's just such a great life"

are you saying 9/11 would have been suite

Yes I protest too much said...

no silly

Yes I protest too much said...

i would like to fortify my championship Y! team with a running back

please send me offers that dont suck

Spaceman Spiff said...

tiger voicemail is hilarity to hear, he sounds broken

blue said...

"Dammit, I knew I shoulda moved to California. I could be Tiger woman # 4 (or whatever)."

he needs a lady in Augusta...you shouldn't have moved away

blue said...

hasn't the trade deadline passed in Y!

blue said...

i'll ship you felix jones or marshawn lynch

Meiz said...

"it's just such a great life"


What about your "asthma"?

Meiz said...

Ron Ron used to drink Hen-dog at halftime.

Yes I protest too much said...

"What about your "asthma"?"

not a problem, have you SEEN some of NYC's bravest?

Yes I protest too much said...

plus the asthma is pretty dormant unless i am sick

tem said...

you can have whatever RB you want from my Y! roster.

tem said...

pretty sure the deadline passed though.

tem said...

keef is on the front page of Yahoo!

Yes I protest too much said...

deadline dead and gone

blue said...

when do the playoffs start

Meiz said...

"not a problem, have you SEEN some of NYC's bravest?"


You know how I know you're gay?

tem said...

"not a problem, have you SEEN some of NYC's bravest?"

nope, some italian from NYC boat all the calendars.

tem said...

*some irish italian

Yes I protest too much said...

jus sayin i know some fireman and there are a couple of fat asses that couldnt pass the test right now, as well as some old dudes

they dont make you re-do the test at anytime

Yes I protest too much said...

it's like woman, during courtship they are skinny then when you get married they become fat asses

Meiz said...

"it's like woman,"


Me Tarzan. You Jane.

blue said...

fart, i'm already eliminated from the playoffs in the Y! league

tem said...

in the Y! basketball league? already. wow.

fart.

blue said...

funny guy farter

blue said...

i've lost the TCS already

Keef said...

"Shouldn't you be out collecting cans to pay your rent?"


I can pay rent just fine

Keef said...

An AP reporter went to a residence in Escondido, California, seeking comment from Grubbs. A person who identified himself as Cody came to the door but didn't open it, said she wasn't there.



I didn't think kod was going to CA for a few more months

Keef said...

"I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye."



How many #s do you think Tiger has in his phone?

Keef said...

"plus the asthma is pretty dormant unless i am sick"


Ah, so it's not asthma, it's congestion. Got it

Yes I protest too much said...

keef's a dr. now

Keef said...

"keef is on the front page of Yahoo!"


::flank steak::

tem said...

was a thing about some guy who was working 2 or 3 jobs.

big "woe i am working a lot" story.

Yes I protest too much said...

paging dr keef

paging dr keef

Meiz said...

Jew broad in here being a fucking Jew. SHOCKING.

Meiz said...

"I can pay rent just fine"


Aitch is ornery at night.

Meiz said...

He's like an old man.

Meiz said...

Lady: I don't think this is a real address. I've never heard of Harrison street in New York, and I'm from New York.





These are your people, LP

Yes I protest too much said...

sounds like upstate ny deke

Meiz said...

seriously, bossman just doesn't pay attention to anything here. Incredible.

Meiz said...

"sounds like upstate ny deke"

SoHo

ToddPacker said...

"seriously, bossman just doesn't pay attention to anything here. Incredible."

maybe you should start paying yourself for OT right from the cash register

s

Yes I protest too much said...

must be a tiny street

Meiz said...

"maybe you should start paying yourself for OT right from the cash register"

I regret not taking $1 from each register every day I've worked here. Stupid fucking conscience.

Yes I protest too much said...

tree goes up tonight

Yes I protest too much said...

same night the rockefeller tree gets lit

ToddPacker said...

"SoHo"

tribeca

Jugdish said...

late breaking news tp...bossman has allowed me to go to that conference in orlando next week.

ill be booking my flight here in the next hour or so...should be there Sunday and leaving next friday morning.

blue said...

why do they light the tree on cmblue's bday?

Meiz said...

"tribeca"

^^^^^^^

I brainfarted on Tribeca, so I Meized my way out of it.

Yes I protest too much said...

Square, quite interesting

Yes I protest too much said...

"why do they light the tree on cmblue's bday?"

she's a special gal

ToddPacker said...

"ill be booking my flight here in the next hour or so...should be there Sunday and leaving next friday morning."


i'll be busy with beth in atlanta on sunday. i'll check my schedule for that week... maybe i could plan a work trip to the orlando office

ToddPacker said...

"why do they light the tree on cmblue's bday?"

dec birthdays are the worse*... only 19 more days until i'm 39.... dec 2010 is gonna suck

Meiz said...

"only 19 more days until i'm 39"


Damn, Smokey!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Square, quite interesting"

all the better to max your card out with

Yes I protest too much said...

39 sounds tired

Yes I protest too much said...

"all the better to max your card out with"

they make it so easy

Yes I protest too much said...

god bless tp though
still tailgatin and running amok with the trips here and there

he must have gotten a new hip recently and not told us

Yes I protest too much said...

i turn 30 in january and it's not making me feel happy

Meiz said...

"they make it so easy"

That's the point of running a credit company

ToddPacker said...

"39 sounds tired"

yes is does

Meiz said...

I might shoot myself if I get to 30

Beth said...

"i'll be busy with beth in atlanta on sunday. i'll check my schedule for that week... maybe i could plan a work trip to the orlando office"

If you were really going to be busy with me on Sunday Jug would be out of luck as you'd need the entire following week to recover...

blue said...

"dec birthdays are the worse*... "


no shit, i've got a wife, and at least one, maybe 2 daughters that are December bdays

Yes I protest too much said...

Alicia Keys


YeS!

Yes I protest too much said...

"Artest: I drank booze at halftime of NBA games"

awesome


yeah yeah coach passed the yak son

tem said...

you don't know your daughters's bdays?

Beth said...

"you don't know your daughters's bdays?"

But I bet he knows the hot receptionist's bday.

ToddPacker said...

"Jug would be out of luck as you'd need the entire following week to recover..."

nice work, beth

ToddPacker said...

"you don't know your daughters's bdays?"

i think one of them does not yet have a birthday

Beth said...

"nice work, beth"

You're supposed to tell me this Sunday evening, not now tp.

Beth said...

"i think one of them does not yet have a birthday"

I think tem knows that and was just being a smartass, it's not like it was EP who posted that comment.

Keef said...

"paging dr keef

paging dr keef"


what do you want

ToddPacker said...

"I think tem knows that and was just being a smartass, it's not like it was EP who posted that comment."

no (s) after tem's comment.... i guess i should of* realized tem was being (s)

Keef said...

"i turn 30 in january and it's not making me feel happy"


it's the new 20. Unless you're a woman. Then it's still 30

Yes I protest too much said...

whatcha got?

flu?

Keef said...

"whatcha got?

flu?"



asthma

Keef said...

I dunno what it is. Got a prescription for cough medicine and some antibiotic.

ToddPacker said...

crohnsthma

*fixed

Keef said...

"crohnsthma

*fixed"


Saw that doc this morning.
ns

ToddPacker said...

feels like we might hit bnewer today

ToddPacker said...

"Saw that doc this morning"


everything OK?

Keef said...

"everything OK?"

Yeah. Just the 6 month checkup. Basically wasting $40 on a copay for this...

Dr J: Everything ok

me: Yep

DJ: OK, see you in 6 months.

ToddPacker said...

tons of uf/bama hype on wwl... i can't imagine how much more crap they would have if the game was on abc/espn

blue said...

"But I bet he knows the hot receptionist's bday."

January 6th

ToddPacker said...

"Dr J: Everything ok

me: Yep

DJ: OK, see you in 6 months."


same deal with my dr. j... i have to go every 6 months because i had a high psa # once and my dad had prostate cancer

Keef said...

FU 17
Bamer 13

Keef said...

"same deal with my dr. j... i have to go every 6 months because i had a high psa # once and my dad had prostate cancer"


That's basically what the deal is here. My uncle had crohn's and he found some "suspicious" stuff with me so I have to go twice a year now. Sounds like a money making scheme to me, but I'm a chump so I do it

ToddPacker said...

"FU 17
Bamer 13"


that sounds good to me... i'll take a 3-0 win

blue said...

TCU's coach is dum

Keef said...

TMOMT

Keef said...

"TCU's coach is dum"

Maybe not. He's set for life @ TCU. Too many expectations that will nerve* be met @ ND and he'll be gone after 5 years.

Yes I protest too much said...

tp will you give me the points

bamer is plus 6 currently

ToddPacker said...

"Florida defensive coordinator Charlie Strong has emerged as the leading candidate for the Louisville head-coaching job"


i hope he says no, but i have a feeling charlie is leaving after this season

Keef said...

Does FU have someone decent to fill in for the DUI guy?

Keef said...

Or will Urb just dress him up in a different number?

ToddPacker said...

"tp will you give me the points

bamer is plus 6 currently"

you're a bama fan?

Yes I protest too much said...

no i am a bettor who sees a line and wants to pound it

Yes I protest too much said...

it's strictly platonic

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i hope he says no, but i have a feeling charlie is leaving after this season"

he'll be with urban at ND

ToddPacker said...

"he'll be with urban at ND"

nah, charlie was at uf before urb... i don't think urb will take him to nd

Yes I protest too much said...

the dui guy looks like he's 30

ToddPacker said...

"the dui guy looks like he's 30"

30 is the new 20

ToddPacker said...

"no i am a bettor who sees a line and wants to pound it"

pound it... it's going to be a close game (unless bama blows it open).... reverse jinx

Keef said...

He's lost

Yes I protest too much said...

nice try

ToddPacker said...

got my tickets this AM... upper deck in the endzone

Yes I protest too much said...

great views all around that upper deck, the seats are fine

Keef said...

LP is a GA Dome expert?

ToddPacker said...

same guy who sold me the tickets said he would sell me 2 nc tickets (if florida beats bama) for $250 a ticket... suite* deal

ToddPacker said...

"great views all around that upper deck, the seats are fine"

yeah, i had upperdeck endzone tickets last year too

Keef said...

and now FU's gonna lose. Nice work

Keef said...

TP must be rich as blew

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

Spaceman Spiff said...

tiger up in the club

hilarity that he's wearing his swoosh gear

Keef said...

bnew

Yes I protest too much said...

been there as.

only need to be somewhere once to remember it, shocking i know

Keef said...

goddman spiff

blue said...

"Maybe not. He's set for life @ TCU. Too many expectations that will nerve* be met @ ND and he'll be gone after 5 years."

not that...he thinks that TCU is the new superpower.

that players believe that he can win National Championships from a non-BCS conference.

That's nice, but it's not true.

He's had one good season. Get in the BCS more than once, maybe finish in the top 5, more than once.

then tell me that you've got a powerful team.

Yes I protest too much said...

schoenweis wife was a cokehead

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