Thursday, December 03, 2009

Thurzzzday

I usually sleep the day away on thursday, hence the title of this post.

So Tiger woods all but admitted he cheated. No surprise there. He knew he was caught. His statement today reminded me of Jason Giambi's "admission" a few years back. he apologized without saying what he actually did, even though everybody knows what it was. See, as stated here in yesterday's comments, Tiger needs to learn how to run game. Balancing a couple women is a delicate thing. Takes a lot of work and attention to detail. Obviously, he slipped up. Players school 101: Never leave evidence. Especially when there is a prenup involved.

On another Tiger-related note, yesterday morning on the J.T. the Brick sho, Tom Looney was saying how this all wasn't a big deal to Elin because European women have a different, more realistic view of men and their indiscretions. Um, Tom, she took a golf club to his Cadillac. What would she do if she was American?

On to football. The patriots got tooled. That's old news, but figured I should included it in my post since I'm always accused of being a homer. I have no complaints about officials or bad luck or anything. New Orleans just out-played, out-coached, and out-muscled New England. Kudos to them.

Jerry Jones is a bit of a dick, but we knew this.

TMQ will be happy about this, but he'll still say it isn't enough. I agree, but it is a step in the right direction at least.

Hines Ward apologized for the distraction he caused. I think he should also apologize for the irresponsible comments he made and the poor message he sent to the kids playing football. Suggesting that Big Ben need to man up and play after a concussion is a great example of the stupid, tough guy mentality of NFL players. How would Hines have felt if Ben took another hit that sidelined him for the rest of the season. Yes it was an important game, but the steelers need a healthy Roethlisberger if they have any prayer at repeating (AHIIK).

Ok, I think I'm done for now. Maybe I'll add more later, but I doubt it.

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tem said...

tiger ran game for almost 3yrs without getting caught right?

tem said...

i think he did a great job. nobody even had an idea he was cheating. not once over like 3yrs did the paparazi catch him.

tem said...

that is if that 31 month thing i saw was accurate.

Beth said...

Yeah, one take on all this I heard is that it's not surprising that Tiger finally got caught doing something embarrassing, the surprise is that it took so long to get caught.

I'd have to agree with that to some extent, I mean he IS a guy so of course he's doing something stupid.

Having said that (CYE reference), dude wasn't too smart with how he handled this, it was only a matter of time.

Beth said...

PETA's controversial Joanna Krupa ad

Mostly SFW I'd say - no actual nudity but close.

tem said...

that add is great.

tem said...

*ad

tem said...

radio today said there are at least 3 chicks he was sleeping around with.

tem said...

3 other chicks

Beth said...

So apparently the 1st woman linked to Tiger, the one who so strongly denied an affair, is having a press conference later today to fess up.

Talk about kicking a man when he's down. Guess she wanted to jump in though before all the interview $ dried up. Oh wait, maybe it's just her guilty conscience...

tem said...

i think the moral of the story is don't even play golf.

tem said...

"So apparently the 1st woman linked to Tiger, the one who so strongly denied an affair, is having a press conference later today to fess up. "


radio guy said this today too. he said she is going to say that tiger told her to lie and she was only lying for him because he asked her to.

Beth said...
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JFreak said...

Nap time.

tem said...

erasists

JFreak said...

facists.

tem said...

and until today i had no idea that the phone message from tiger was real.

they played it on the radio today.

TPS is kicking my ass too much. i don't have time to keep up with the good stories.

Beth said...

"erasists"

My comment posted double, it was barely good enough to post once.

Beth said...

"i don't have time to keep up with the good stories."

Your reader needs to be replaced, that's his (her?) job.

tem said...

she is up to speed, but i don't have time to listen to her tell me the things.

tem said...

i'd let her type on here, but that costs more.

tem said...

i just noticed that i can delete things from the drop down explorer bar.

so i can just get rid of one thing there instead of having to clear my whole history.

tem said...

so the big 10 finally beat the acc in the challenge?

Beth said...

"i'd let her type on here, but that costs more"

Are you kidding? With the wit and wisdom on this blog she should pay YOU to type on here.

Beth said...

"i just noticed that i can delete things from the drop down explorer bar."

FYI, the latest version of Firefox has a privacy mode, where if you turn it on Firefox won't keep track (no history, no cookies, etc.) of where you've been online. They might as well call it their "porn setting" but it's pretty suite*.

tem said...

"With the wit and wisdom on this blog she should pay YOU to type on here."

she says she could do it for free at home. she ain't dumb.

Keef said...

"22 & 23 is SO much younger than 28/29/30"


what's your point, mize?

tem said...

joke heard yesterday:

phil mickelson has contacted tiger woods' wife asking for advice on how to beat him.

blue said...

Tiger should have come out on his blog and said

"don't hate the playa, hate the game...I AM Tiger Woo

ToddPacker said...

"phil mickelson has contacted tiger woods' wife asking for advice on how to beat him."

funny

Keef said...

Fred Jackson v. J-E-T-S or Jamaal Charles v. Denver?

tem said...

Jackson

tem said...

so you will choose charles

Keef said...

exactly

blue said...

always bet on black

Keef said...

they're bolth* black

tem said...

if wesley snipes taught us anything it is to bet on black.

and that he is also omar epps.

and that he is also mike tomlin.

tem said...

in general:

Jamaal >black than Fred

Jugdish said...

always bet on black

^^^^^^^^^^^

/steve

Keef said...

Uh oh, TP

Keef said...

She probably didn't freeze to death

Jugdish said...

She probably didn't freeze to death


its all part of the experience.

Keef said...

yes clark

Jugdish said...

my brother and his wife are throwing a cheesy Christmas sweater party next weekend. I'm considering the white sweater with the dickie like cousin eddie

Beth said...

"She probably didn't freeze to death"

Man that comment is bad, yet still funny.

tem said...

"Helicopter and ground searches turned up nothing in the Siskiyou Mountains south of Medford, where the couple got stuck for four hours while getting their tree last year, Budreau said."

this time they might learnt their lessons

tem said...

"Like thousands of Oregonians each year, the Lees bought their Christmas tree permit from the local national forest office "

buy a permit to cut a tree down?

tem said...

""And he loves to rough it a lot. That's why I'm not too worried about him at this point," said Hill, a retired civilian employee on an Air Force base. "But the one who hasn't done a lot of camping is his wife, Jennifer. And what really scares me about him is he's diabetic now. If he forgot his insulin or something like that, it might be dangerous.""



so you are worried about him...got it.

tem said...

"Thelma, a 25-year-old from Natchitoches, La., who didn't want her last name used, said she's been asked more than once to send naked pictures of herself to a man."


how many thelmas can there be in natchitoches?

tem said...

also how many chicks haven't been asked to send nekkid pictures?

ToddPacker said...

"Uh oh, TP"

crazy kids

Beth said...

"also how many chicks haven't been asked to send nekkid pictures?"

All the fat ones.

blue said...

"buy a permit to cut a tree down?"


yes, you must have a permit to cut down any tree in a national forest

blue said...

must is a strong word. because it's not like the tree won't fall down if you don't have a permit.

but legally, you need a permit

used to cut down trees in my younger days with my grandpa for firewood.

ToddPacker said...

blue was a lumberjack

Beth said...

"blue was a lumberjack"

Paul Bunyan was the lumberjack, blue was actually his ox, remember?

SWIDT?

Keef said...

"my brother and his wife are throwing a cheesy Christmas sweater party next weekend. I'm considering the white sweater with the dickie like cousin eddie"


Do it.

Keef said...

I think csil is having an ugly sweater party, too

Keef said...

"used to cut down trees in my younger days with my grandpa for firewood."


kod should do this instead of buying it from the wood salesman

tem said...

is oregon like all national forest?

Yes I protest too much said...

fuck me

tem said...

no

Keef said...

So LP does ♥ the dong

Yes I protest too much said...

what a mornin!

Yes I protest too much said...

your ☻ ♥'s dong

Yes I protest too much said...

beth did i pay my bet yet or after today?

tem said...

your what?

Yes I protest too much said...

that's a lil face

so your face

tem said...

oh, i could not tell it was a face.


twss?

Beth said...

"beth did i pay my bet yet or after today?"

You still have 3 days left.

Keef said...

Tiger cheated

tem said...

hahahaahahahahahhaha

tem said...

yeah i heard that he said "fourteen, fifteen, sixty, sixty one...."

Keef said...

Your* welcome, mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Never leave evidence. Especially when there is a prenup involved."

the fuck, thats exactly what a pre-nup is for

Keef said...

Carrie Underwood is having an Xmas special on TV. I might watch that

Spaceman Spiff said...

""As soon as Jaimee found out I was a race car driver, she followed me to my car and then came home with me and we had sex," Kinnard said of his first encounter with Tiger's mistress in 2005."

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"she "tried to get into Playboy but they told her that her breasts were too small, so she got implants but never got in the magazine.""

hef is stone cone

Yes I protest too much said...

no jerking off in ann arbor

Keef said...

"the fuck, thats exactly what a pre-nup is for"


^^^^^^

Forgot about that comment. Didn't make cents* to me either

Keef said...

jesus chris, LP

Yes I protest too much said...

"Carrie Underwood is having an Xmas special on TV. I might watch that"

she's so pure, i love it

Keef said...

Civil War tonight

Yes I protest too much said...

either michigan has old pipes or the circle jerks are abundant

Spaceman Spiff said...

"she's so pure, i love it"

tony homo raw dogged that

Keef said...

how about ixnay on the ongday alktay, okayay?

Spaceman Spiff said...

ultimate fighter was suite, 4 out of 4 first round finishes

ToddPacker said...

i didn't know keith spoke spanish

s

ToddPacker said...

UFC sucks

Keef said...

Duval & Parnevik going through Q-school is hilarity

Yes I protest too much said...

yes it does

Yes I protest too much said...

spiff is a dream crusher

Yes I protest too much said...

i would think charging a customer 300% for a levereged ETF is overkill

Yes I protest too much said...

oregon game tonight and pro footyball

tem said...

"the fuck, thats exactly what a pre-nup is for"


prenup might say he is totally fucked if he gets caught cheating. like $1B fucked if he is caught cheating.

Yes I protest too much said...

cbs airing the army navy game on sunday 230

wft

isiah thompson said...

prenup might say he is totally fucked if he gets caught cheating. like $1B fucked if he is caught cheating.


if his prenup said that he should take a 3 iron to his lawyers domepiece

Yes I protest too much said...

tiger prenup is 300 milly

Yes I protest too much said...

300 milly usd = 2,055,924,000 SEK

Yes I protest too much said...

SEK = swedish krona

isiah thompson said...

cbs airing the army navy game on sunday 230

wft


you sure about that shamford? the game isn't till the 12th

ToddPacker said...

"oregon game tonight and pro footyball"

does oregon play tonight?

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"tiger prenup is 300 milly"

oh really?

isiah thompson said...

I put the lights on the tree last night and fmz tried to flap her lips about moving a strand here or a strand there.

I said "I'll just take them off and let yous* do it"

she clammed up quick like.

Yes I protest too much said...

"oh really?"

really, which is double mj's

Yes I protest too much said...

"you sure about that shamford? the game isn't till the 12th"

i blame awful announcing .com

isiah thompson said...

I didn't know Tiger was married?

wait, spiffg is married too?

wft

Spaceman Spiff said...

"really, which is double mj's"

no shit?

Spaceman Spiff said...

supposedly she's getting the prenup re-done for more cash. tiger is stupid, just get a divorce and fuck skanks, no one is gonna believe youre a happy family anyways

Yes I protest too much said...

"no shit?"

there is no good news man

Yes I protest too much said...

"no one is gonna believe youre a happy family anyways"

unless they take some pictures with their dogs again

that was cute









ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

'A 72-year-old Wal-Mart greeter is in the hospital after being punched in the face by a Pittsburgh-area man.'

i need the video meow

isiah thompson said...

boy found alive, hiding in attic

ToddPacker said...

"i need the video meow"

yes

Yes I protest too much said...

6MM for palanco?

he is worth that?

Yes I protest too much said...

that's 3 yr 18MM deal

Beth said...

"You still have 3 days left."

Damn you're such a sucker EP. Yesterday was your last day.

I was curious to see if you'd even briefly question the 3 additional days, which you obviously didn't.

Yes I protest too much said...

"We’re told Kalika Moquin met Tiger in 2006 at Light Nightclub in Las Vegas — and although she hung out with him all night, she had no clue she was out clubbin’ with one of the richest, most recognizable athletes on the planet.

Our sources say one of Kalika’s friends tipped her off to the obvious … and she eventually started hooking up with Tiger. –TMZ."


third bitch

Yes I protest too much said...

"I was curious to see if you'd even briefly question the 3 additional days, which you obviously didn't."

i forgot thought maybe it was a week, dont like being called a weasel

Beth said...

"i forgot thought maybe it was a week, dont like being called a weasel"

3 plus 3 is more than a week.

Yes I protest too much said...

brian kelly, nd coach

Beth said...

And of course now that you've admitted you don't like being called a weasel, you will be called that quite a bit more.

Yes I protest too much said...

"3 plus 3 is more than a week."

actually one day shy of a week

Yes I protest too much said...

"And of course now that you've admitted you don't like being called a weasel, you will be called that quite a bit more."

if you didnt write that it wouldnt of mattered

some friend you are

isiah thompson said...

brian kelly, nd coach

just like the army/navy game is this sunday.

Yes I protest too much said...

"just like the army/navy game is this sunday."


aa.com site

"Sunday, December 12th
Army v. Navy (CBS, 2:30pm)- Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson"


apology accepted

Yes I protest too much said...

"brian kelly, nd coach"

wif leather holmes

are you doing any internets today?

isiah thompson said...

I don't do the deadspin sites for my sports news.

fuck deadspin

I'd be surprised to hear any official BK to ND news this week or next (if Cincy wins vs Pitt)

Yes I protest too much said...

30 year mortgage rates are lowest in 38 years

isiah thompson said...

30 year mortgage rates are lowest in 38 years


Thanks Osama!


*fized

Yes I protest too much said...

"I don't do the deadspin sites for my sports news."


wif leather is deadspin?

isiah thompson said...

wif leather is deadspin?


yeah all those sites bite off deadspins tip

deadspin
wif leather
licking suzy kolber's taint

all them shits are deadspin wannabees and deadspin fucking sucks.

Yes I protest too much said...

solid deadspin hate

love it

Keef said...

Interstate Batteries has a funny phone #

Yes I protest too much said...

i've been blackberried

Keef said...

"i would think charging a customer 300% for a levereged ETF is overkill"



::bank statement::

Keef said...

"aa.com site

"Sunday, December 12th
Army v. Navy (CBS, 2:30pm)- Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson""



So it's on the 12th like zeke said

Keef said...

"if you didnt write that it wouldnt of mattered"



nice HDH, weasel

Keef said...

"oregon game tonight and pro footyball"



Civil War is also tonight

Yes I protest too much said...

"So it's on the 12th like zeke said"

well yeah but you can see why i thought it was sunday, i didnt check the date i just saw sunday

Yes I protest too much said...

oh so the civil war is referred to as the Oregon game

got it

Yes I protest too much said...

::bank statement::

yea sorry bout that

Keef said...

"oh so the civil war is referred to as the Oregon game"


Do you even watch sports?

Yes I protest too much said...

"Do you even watch sports?"

duh, more than you
i dont watch hype much though

Keef said...

ok weasel

Yes I protest too much said...

lick my balls

Keef said...

Confirmed

Kelly to Notre Dame

Keef said...

Beavers gonna beat the Ducks

Keef said...

in the Civil War

Keef said...

According to Skelator Clayton...

The elite AFC quarterbacks are Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Ben Roethlisberger, Philip Rivers, Carson Palmer and Joe Flacco. In the NFC, you have Drew Brees, Brett Favre, Tony Romo, Donovan McNabb, Aaron Rodgers, Kurt Warner, Eli Manning and Matt Ryan.



Redonk

Keef said...

Why is Brady on that list?


/LP

Yes I protest too much said...

i bet that link is one hundred pushups

Yes I protest too much said...

i disagree with skeletor

Keef said...

"i bet that link is one hundred pushups"


your smrtr then I thoat

Meiz said...

LP is on fire today

Steve said...

if i was TW. I'd buy TMZ and fire every-damn-body.

Meiz said...

"if i was TW. I'd buy TMZ and fire every-damn-body."

Brilliant

Meiz said...

Bossman better hurry up with his leisurely lunch. I gotta fucking eat before this blood drawing shit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

rome just replayed my favorite call ever

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Brilliant"

giving them millions and then they go and create ZMT and do the exact thing they were doing before is brilliant?

Meiz said...

Hellooooo

Meiz said...

"giving them millions and then they go and create ZMT and do the exact thing they were doing before is brilliant?"


Apparently

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Strong computer proficiency (Windows OS and Windows-based software) and the ability to quickly learn and operate new software;"

at the end of the interview when they axe you if you have any questions, make sure to axe them if they have enough RAM

Jugdish said...

wear a tux to the interview too mize. they like that

Meiz said...

"wear a tux to the interview too mize. they like that"


I was gonna wear a baseball uniform. Cleats and all.

Yes I protest too much said...

i thought this funny

Jugdish said...

not a bad idea.

Spaceman Spiff said...

segal has his own TV show now

blue said...

"aa.com site

"Sunday, December 12th
Army v. Navy (CBS, 2:30pm)- Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson"


apology accepted"

you do realize that this "sunday" is not the 12th right?

Yes I protest too much said...

"you do realize that this "sunday" is not the 12th right?"

i think we covered this yes

blue said...

i'm not even sure which planet sunday the 12th of december 2009 occurs on.

blue said...

elite list of QBs:

so everyone is elite, got it.

the fuck does elite mean, it doesn't mean half the fucking league

Yes I protest too much said...

settle down jimmy two times

Meiz said...
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Meiz said...

It should be socially acceptable to slap the shit out of people.

blue said...

"Dummy just makes me flat out angry. Blood boilingly mad. "

did she refer to half the league's QBs as elite?

or did she reference Sunday the 12th of December?

blue said...

both of those would be acceptable reasons for a punch to the throat

Meiz said...

Elin smashed the shit out of them winders on the Escalade

blue said...

Elin is an elite wife

Yes I protest too much said...

oh snap the party is at a chinese joint, mild wft

blue said...

I don't buy that she smashed the winders and made him crash.

if you listen to the 911, she's pretty freaked out screaming "what happened" Elin may be hot, but she's no actress

Meiz said...

I'm out

Spaceman Spiff said...

"oh snap the party is at a chinese joint, mild wft"

get the peking duck and the house special lobster

tem said...

conference call for 1hr. boring.

ToddPacker said...

"segal has his own TV show now"


stern can't stop talking about this show... he got an advanced copy and says it's grate*

tem said...

i have no clue why i am on this call.

my answer is always "i don't know"

ToddPacker said...

civil war tonight

tem said...

although i do know, i just don't want to tell this guy.

tem said...

"civil war tonight"

slaves are on the edge of their seats

tem said...

"segal has his own TV show now"


seen a couple articles on this. have not had them read to me yet.

ToddPacker said...

"i have no clue why i am on this call.

my answer is always "i don't know"



i'm on a call right now also... heavy breather is making it tough to pay attention

Yes I protest too much said...

"get the peking duck and the house special lobster"

love peking duck, will def get it

tem said...

guy on phone: do you want to target the asian population that lives in the ghetto

tem: no, they live in the ghetto for a reason, i don't want them in my project.

tem said...

guy on phone: but they are smart asians.

tem: can't be too smart if they chose to live in the ghetto.

tem said...

guy on phone: but these guys have unlimited cash resources.

tem: then why are they living in the ghetto? must be drug dealers. the only rich people in ghettos are drug dealers.

guy on phone: ::dead silence::

tem said...

TCS

tem said...

TCS

blue said...

all asians are smart

except the ones that are not

tem said...

"i'm on a call right now also... heavy breather is making it tough to pay attention"

guy on phone is basically now just data mining us. tem says "i don't know" other guy from tem's office tells all of our secrets and strategies.

other guy is dumb.

tem said...

guy wants to sign some agreement and then have us carry his property.

he is a douche.

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