Thursday, December 10, 2009

This is how we do it, it's... thursday morning. Oops!

Dumb title. The post will be worse.

The wheels seem to be falling off pretty quick for the Patriots. After two tough losses, 4 players were sent home from practice today for arriving late due to the weather. Randy Moss, Gary Guyton, Adalius Thomas and Derrick Burgess. Players refused to comment on it, but it really seems like bad timing to me. Moss has been getting KILLED on local sports yak. Most callers and hosts are saying he is taking plays off again and made no effort to prevent that Vonte Davis interception in the end zone. I don't know if we can call this a rebuilding year, but there is something definitely wrong with N.E. The defense can't stop anyone and the offense is sputtering. I don't really have a point here, just felt it was worht mentioning.

Tom Brady had a baby boy. That is to say, his wife had the baby. They apparently don't have a name for him yet. That seems weird to me. I mean, it's not like you didn't know this was coming. You had 9 months to plan it.

I mentioned this before, but I think the Curtis Granderson trade is a good move for the Jankees*. They're one question mark coming off of their World Series title was outfield production and defense in the coming year. They definitely addressed that without giving up much. I think that we are finally seeing what a talented GM Brian Cashman really is. the Yankees have always had resources, but now that George Steinbrenner is no longer in such an active role with the team Cashman is able to spend the money how he sees fit. And he's done a hell of a job.

For those of you that participated in the conversation about whether I should have driven this morning, I hate you all. It took me 3 hours to make a 60 mile roundtrip. At one point in the trip, it took me 45 minutes to travel 3 exits. I was driving 5 mph in a 55 mph zone. I will never understand Boston drivers. Most of them have either grown up here or been living here for a long period of time. Yet it seems that no one knows how to drive in the snow. Does this happen other places???

This is a weird story. I mean good that she got away, nut seriously, how does it take you until you are in the car to realize you don't actually know this person? People are stupid.

OK, I'm done. Let the TCS continue...

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JFreak said...

"Yet it seems that no one knows how to drive in the snow. Does this happen other places???"

Yes.

Always.

Beth said...

Come to Georgia when there's barely enough snow for a light dusting on the street, people freak out while driving and the grocery stores run out of bread and milk. It's ridiculous.

Steve said...

"the grocery stores run out of bread and milk. It's ridiculous."


^^^^^^^^^^^

same here. I've always thought they should make a special lane for people that do this. If you're buying bread and milk because it's snowing...this lane please, if you're buying beer like you always do...carry on.

El Padrino said...

"nut seriously"


take a bow!

El Padrino said...

"They definitely addressed that without giving up much."

4 players, it's a lil more than much in my opinion

but no mention of the lowell trade?

El Padrino said...

austin jackson
ian kennedy
phil coke


3 players, plaer to be named later was dropped

jackson is a top 40 prospect

El Padrino said...

It's actually a great, great deal for the Tigers who get like 22 years of control on 3 good young players

tem said...

"Yet it seems that no one knows how to drive in the snow. Does this happen other places???"


yes. always.

and nobody ever says "wow it is snowing out, I am a terrible driver in the snow."

everyone says they are a great snow driver and that everyone else sucks, yet there are thousands of shitty drivers on the road.

tem said...

scoring yesterday's post now.

El Padrino said...

remember that video of the lady trying to drive in the snow and hitting like 9 cars on one block

El Padrino said...

pizelles

OFF THE HOOK

boss wife made some and i hate them with bacon

food orgasm

Beth said...

Pretending to score yesterday's post now but really just giving the majority of the points to Kevin/Keith, the real reason behind my temgagement.

*fixed

Beth said...

"boss wife made some and i hate them with bacon

food orgasm"

If you hate them why did they give you an orgasm?

s

El Padrino said...

"If you hate them why did they give you an orgasm?"

you are in the presents* of grateness*

El Padrino said...

"The Mets selected RHP Carlos Monasterios from the Phillies with the seventh pick today in the Rule 5 Draft."


In you face REV!

El Padrino said...

"everyone says they are a great snow driver "

so are you a great driver in the snow?

JFreak said...

"remember that video of the lady trying to drive in the snow and hitting like 9 cars on one block"

believe you're talking of this one

here's another one, from italy. Crashing starts at1.30 or so.

Meiz said...

"Does this happen other places???"

Everywhere. The 1st decent snowfall is always fucking bumper cars.

El Padrino said...

yup that was it freak, great video

Meiz said...

"Brewers take Indians LHP Chuck Lofgren. A borderline top 30 guy for the Indians, interesting guy to stash in the bullpen"


In you face?

Meiz said...

Oof. Just looked at his numbers. NOT in you face, Cleveland.

El Padrino said...

"Barbara Walters Names Michelle Obama 'Most Fascinating' Person Of 2009"


jesus christ barbara

make daddy proud said...

happens here too...first snow and you can expect a 20 minute commute to take 2 hours (ns), and that's when the roads are still dry

Meiz said...

Blue Jays got Joey Gathright. Great signing.

Steve said...

snow drivers.


Don't people that live in heave (i will not be outdone by ep) snow areas have snow tires? Do they not make that big of a difference?

make daddy proud said...

you'd be surprised at the amount of people who don't own 4wd vehicles here, or don't buy snowtires

the dude in his mercedes SL 500 with high performance tires, trying to drive in the snow is hilarity

make daddy proud said...

it's snowy and icy out....i think i'll take my $125K car rear-wheel drive car for a spin

JFreak said...

"Blue Jays got Joey Gathright. Great signing."

Gathright's agent says he hasn't signed anything.

Meiz said...

"happens here too...first snow and you can expect a 20 minute commute to take 2 hours (ns), and that's when the roads are still dry"


Took me 40 minutes to get to work on tuesday. Its a 15 minute drive. And there was nothing wrong with the roads.

make daddy proud said...

the dumb thing is that it happens here when it rains in the summer too.

and it happens when daylight savings time changes and it's all of a sudden dark out when people start driving home.

JFreak said...

nap time.

El Padrino said...

funniest people of the decade, decent list

ToddPacker said...

florida drivers are the worse*.... raining today so it took me 2 hours to get to work

ToddPacker said...

snow would shut down the state

Steve said...

"Barack Obama gave a speech in Germany and 200,000 people showed up. There were so many Germans shouting and screaming that France surrendered just in case."


France jokes are awesome.

ToddPacker said...

the rays got the brave's closer

Beth said...

"the rays got the brave's closer"

Is that a done deal now? The Braves never really wanted him back you know, just offered him arbitration expecting him to turn it down so that they'd get something when someone else signed him. He surprised them by accepting.

Meiz said...

I miss me some Mitch Hedberg

tem said...

"so are you a great driver in the snow?"

yes

tem said...

TCS after blue's post:

meiz 18
beth 9
blue 9
TP 19
LP 18
freak 7
H 11
jug 2
keith 27
kod 5
rev 3
spiff 10
steve 8
zeke 15

make daddy proud said...

i'm not making the elite 8

make daddy proud said...

i need to win more trivial points

El Padrino said...

so cmep tells me last night that the school lesbian teachers that were naked doing each other in the class at my old high school was a friend of hers and she was like, remember Pam's wedding (at first i was playing around with her by doing the Pam/Pan joke from step brothers, did you say Pan?) then I got serious because I remembered who she was, I sat next to her at this wedding, and talked to her HUSBAND for a good amount of time while they danced

she's cmep's lil sister? in the sirority, Alini, and she hawt* and dances sexy, unreal

small world

Beth said...

"i'm not making the elite 8"

I'm too close to the elite 8 for my liking, I may have to start intentionally loosing this.

(Wow tem, look at that HDH of "loosing", looks forced to me!)

Beth said...

"small world"

I hope that setup was intentional.

El Padrino said...

"According to the New York Daily News, Alini Brito, 29, and Cindy Mauro, 33, were discovered "undressed" by a janitor at James Madison High School in Midwood."



by and by, WORST JANITOR EVER

El Padrino said...

now that i know that's her i have that image of her in my head from all the nights out and weddings and now the lesbian scene

it's hot in here

Beth said...

"it's hot in here"

Ironic that kod didn't end up having to go to the bathroom at work to "do his business" but now ep may be about to do the same thing on his own...

isiah thompson said...

pizelles


::pizzone::

tem said...

"(Wow tem, look at that HDH of "loosing", looks forced to me!)"

nah, you aren't intentially loose.

isiah thompson said...

not your best work on the post freak

Beth said...

"nah, you aren't intentially loose"

Not even from before when I implied you had a thing for kevinkeith?

tem said...

According to Family Guy what is KFCs secret recipe?

isiah thompson said...

free donuts in the kitchen


DET

tem said...

what was mt. dew's first ad campaign slogan?

tem said...

"Not even from before when I implied you had a thing for kevinkeith?"

nope

tem said...

"Not even from before when I implied you had a thing for kevinkeith?"

kevin gets a lot of old/news. he is a cagy TCS vet.

ToddPacker said...

"I miss me some Mitch Hedberg"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

pizelles

italian cookie made mostly around the holidays, taste like a fresh baked waffle

Beth said...

"Ya-Hoo Mountain Dew. It'll tickle your innards."

(I still dont want to make the elite 8 though.)

El Padrino said...

disgusting plastic surgery procedures

Meiz said...

Lakers are the most valuable NBA franchise. Bucks are least.

tem said...

"Ya-Hoo Mountain Dew. It'll tickle your innards."

+2

Beth said...

RE Family Guy and KFC:

salt, pepper, garlic and herb ("herb" as in marijuana)

tem said...

coincidentally that is also TJWs slogan.

tem said...

"salt, pepper, garlic and herb ("herb" as in marijuana)"

no.

isiah thompson said...

According to Family Guy what is KFCs secret recipe?


I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

isiah thompson said...

what was mt. dew's first ad campaign slogan?


even the coloreds drink Mt. Dew!

?

isiah thompson said...

what was mt. dew's first ad campaign slogan?



"dew this, retard"


?

Beth said...

No?

According to a site I just found the fighting chicken once said in an episode:

My parents were actually close friends with Colonel Sanders and had him over at our house many times when I was a kid. I remember him being a little weird and quite full of himself. He confided to my parents what the secret ingredients were. Now that both the Colonel and my folks have passed on, I can reveal that he confided there were actually only four: salt, pepper, garlic and herb. That's right, the fourth ingredient was herb itself, in other words marijuana. The colonel used to smoke tons of the stuff before cooking the chicken and he got so into it the chicken came out perfect every time. The old fool used to roll up big fat Kentucky joints, put that stupid colonel outfit on, and start dancing and jumping around the kitchen like a retard, making dumb jokes about why did the chicken cross the road and plump breasts, sticking knives in the raw chicken while whisteling the theme from "Psycho", etc. What a kook. I just wanted to post this to let everyone know the colonel has just jumped out of his grave and asked me to relay a message to you all. The message was, "Tomato soup mix? Nigga please!"

Steve said...

eating the loaded omelet biscuit from hardees.


not bad

El Padrino said...

"Yes, now a neutered animal can have solid silicone implants placed in its ball sack to replicate the look and feel of testicles. There are many different sizes to accommodate all pets; from dogs, cats, horses, bulls, monkeys, prairie dogs and even rats. Fake rat balls, you guys!"

keef give your dog fake nuts

Beth said...

"eating the loaded omelet biscuit from hardees."

How are you not 250 lbs again?

El Padrino said...

i'm selling a nice watch if anyone is interested, discounted

Steve said...

"How are you not 250 lbs again?"


i am not a scientist

isiah thompson said...

I got a sweet watch but I never wear it though.

El Padrino said...

GUESS WHOSE GOING TO THE GIANT GAME SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!


OH YEAHHH!

El Padrino said...

fucking yeah baby

yeah

isiah thompson said...

GUESS WHOSE GOING TO THE GIANT GAME SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!


OH YEAHHH!



wolf?

El Padrino said...

by the time kickoff comes i will be stupid drunk

El Padrino said...

not i just have to find $85

El Padrino said...

i should tell cmep, she might get tight

ToddPacker said...

"I got a sweet watch but I never wear it though."

"sweet" looks like hdh.... lov is a bad influence

El Padrino said...

i just realzied i can look at porn on my phone

Beth said...

""sweet" looks like hdh.... lov is a bad influence"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ToddPacker said...

GUESS WHOSE GOING TO WATCH THE GIANTS LOSE SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!

*fixed

El Padrino said...

that's not a good fix

Beth said...

Good fix tp.

isiah thompson said...

helluva fiz* old man, *tipping cap

El Padrino said...

harvard west

El Padrino said...

man i havent been to a giant game since the pre-season game where chad pennington snapped his wrist

isiah thompson said...

Gerhardt is going pro.

thought?

comparisons?

I've tried to think of a brotha to compare him too but can't, to me he reminds me of a little better skilled Frank Wycheck.

tem said...

"According to a site I just found the fighting chicken once said in an episode"

so what ingredient would you be missing?

El Padrino said...

"I've tried to think of a brotha to compare him too but can't, to me he reminds me of a little better skilled Frank Wycheck."

Mike Alstott? but faster

El Padrino said...

cue berman

BOOM, BAM, PFFT, PFFT, BBBBOOOM, BOOM

isiah thompson said...

Alstott's not a bad comparison

Beth said...

"so what ingredient would you be missing?"

Geez, you're requiring chicken as part of the recipe? I don't really think that's a secret but ok, add that to my answer.

El Padrino said...

now i'm sad

no tickets, i'm not going anywhere

:(

Beth said...

"no tickets, i'm not going anywhere"

That's a bit of an over-reaction I'd say to TP's fix.

s

El Padrino said...

the fuck

how do you say, i gotta know right now i gott know right now and i say yes, yes i'll take it and then call back sorry man we lost out

Steve said...

"now i'm sad

no tickets, i'm not going anywhere"


tell cmEP that YOU ARE MAN and you'll go wherever you damn please.

El Padrino said...

it's cmep's uncle

now on sunday i'm gonna drop a deuce in his bathroom and not flush

El Padrino said...

"tell cmEP that YOU ARE MAN and you'll go wherever you damn please."

she has no clue what transpired the past half hour and she would never keep me from going to a football game

Spaceman Spiff said...

"now on sunday i'm gonna drop a deuce in his bathroom and not flush"


upper deck it

isiah thompson said...

how do you say, i gotta know right now i gott know right now and i say yes, yes i'll take it and then call back sorry man we lost out


you been had! huh

you been took! huh

you been BAMBOOZLED!

El Padrino said...

spike lee in the house

Beth said...

"how do you say, i gotta know right now i gott know right now and i say yes, yes i'll take it and then call back sorry man we lost out"

Any chance that Cmep's uncle invited you to be polite, never thinking you'd accept as he knows how broke you are, but then when you surprised him and said yes he had to cover his ass and made up some flimsy excuse?

ToddPacker said...

"upper deck it"

^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

"Any chance that Cmep's uncle invited you to be polite, never thinking you'd accept as he knows how broke you are, but then when you surprised him and said yes he had to cover his ass and made up some flimsy excuse?"

no cuz i was supposed tobe at his house sunday anyway so if he ends up going i'm gonna keef sanchez his daughter

El Padrino said...

"never thinking you'd accept as he knows how broke you are,"

and he's broker than me

isiah thompson said...

no cuz i was supposed tobe at his house sunday anyway so if he ends up going i'm gonna kevin sanchez his daughter



*fized

ToddPacker said...

too bad about the ticket thing, ep

ns

ToddPacker said...

"kevin sanchez"


nice

isiah thompson said...

Any chance that Cmep's uncle invited you to be polite, never thinking you'd accept as he knows how broke you are, but then when you surprised him and said yes he had to cover his ass and made up some flimsy excuse?


I thought toddlers didn't need a tix though, EP could sit on his lap w/o a tix?

ToddPacker said...

sugar bowl is going to be more drive time than time spent in NO... woe

ToddPacker said...

feels like a taco bell day

El Padrino said...

"too bad about the ticket thing, ep

ns"

it hurts

Kevin said...

"Does this happen other places???"

If it rains here, the city shuts down

Kevin said...

zeke
FBR decided not to sponsor the golf tourney this year, so it's gonna be the Waste Management Open

Kevin said...

That was ns

Kevin said...

They probably named it that because everyone just gets wasted

Kevin said...

That was s

isiah thompson said...

zeke
FBR decided not to sponsor the golf tourney this year, so it's gonna be the Waste Management Open


you gotta be shitting me (yswidt?)

Meiz said...

"sugar bowl is going to be more drive time than time spent in NO... woe"


Waste of time & money, old man.

isiah thompson said...

we can walk to the waste open*, we're looking fwd to it.

Kevin said...

"Pretending to score yesterday's post now but really just giving the majority of the points to Kevin/Keith, the real reason behind my temgagement. "


hater

Kevin said...

"Took me 40 minutes to get to work on tuesday. Its a 15 minute drive. And there was nothing wrong with the roads."


You should of* left later

ToddPacker said...

"Waste of time & money, old man."

gonna be a cheap trip... we are not even staying in NO. bringing my son... he'll be happy

isiah thompson said...

gonna be a cheap trip... we are not even staying in NO. bringing my son... he'll be happy, we're going to have a father and son "bum fights" tourney


*fized

ToddPacker said...

"*fized"

funny

Kevin said...

"keef give your dog fake nuts"


I had him over at my dad & step mom's house last week, and she breeds & show labs. She said my dog could be a great show dog except that he doesn't have any balls. Maybe I'll get him some fake nuts

El Padrino said...

"Maybe I'll get him some fake nuts"

meiz needs some too

Kevin said...

"GUESS WHOSE GOING TO THE GIANT GAME SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!"


Nice HDH, merriman

Kevin said...

"Gerhardt is going pro.

thought?"


I heard that too. I thought he was a senior

Kevin said...

guess he's a senior w/ junior elig

Kevin said...

"upper deck it"

^^^^^

Meiz said...

"meiz needs some too"


Okay, married guy.

Kevin said...

"gonna be a cheap trip... we are not even staying in NO. bringing my son... he'll be happy"


Get a lot of beads for him to throw

Meiz said...

I once "witnessed" an upper decker. I say "witnessed" because the stall door was closed.

Kevin said...

mize has nuts. They're in exfemmize's apartment

Kevin said...

"we can walk to the waste open*, we're looking fwd to it."

you live in the high rent district

H said...

"Come to Georgia when there's barely enough snow for a light dusting on the street, people freak out while driving and the grocery stores run out of bread and milk. It's ridiculous."

I can at least understand it in Georgia because you guys don't get a lot of snow.

isiah thompson said...

upper deck


::iceberg shit::

Kevin said...

"::iceberg shit::"


stop it

El Padrino said...

old man fort

H said...

""nut seriously"

take a bow!"

*bowing*

H said...

"but no mention of the lowell trade?"

I heard about it early this morning on my way home from the office. When Freak mentioned it last night, I thought it was just the rumors he was referring to.

El Padrino said...

Woodson "unbelievable"

still my favorite player in the league

H said...

"Don't people that live in heave (i will not be outdone by ep) snow areas have snow tires? Do they not make that big of a difference?"

I think most people around here just use all season tires. People are too lazy to change over to snow tires.

H said...

Steve, where do you live again? NC? not much snopw there i would imagine.

Kevin said...

mmmmm, SPKs

Kevin said...

I hate when WWL has a stupid ad that covers the whole page

Kevin said...

Bonds' agent says slugger's career is over



Bonds found in attic, still alive

Kevin said...

Braves trade Soriano to Rays

make daddy proud said...

who is kevin?

Meiz said...

"mize has nuts. They're in exfemmize's apartment"


Who?

make daddy proud said...

did keef lose a bet?

H said...

"TCS after blue's post:

meiz 18
beth 9
blue 9
TP 19
LP 18
freak 7
H 11
jug 2
keith 27
kod 5
rev 3
spiff 10
steve 8
zeke 15"

6th place. IN YOU FACE, Kod!

Beth said...

"who is kevin?"

The new guy at Home Depot.

make daddy proud said...

"Braves trade Soriano to Rays"

thanks el kevinerino

or bfahia

Kevin said...

zeke's comment about LP sitting on someone's lap at the game was hilarity

El Padrino said...

"Braves trade Soriano to Rays"

minus points for kevin tem

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Braves trade Soriano to Rays"

youve been padrinoing more than usual

Kevin said...

"6th place. IN YOU FACE, Kod!"


Reach for the stars, aitch

Kevin said...

"youve been padrinoing more than usual"


mad busy, yo

Kevin said...

I'm throwing points

blue said...

yeah, that franzia doesn't just sell itself

Kevin said...

John Wall is pretty good

El Padrino said...

you know what would be dope?

having an escalator in your crib, haven't seen that shit yet

Meiz said...

"I think most people around here just use all season tires. People are too lazy to change over to snow tires."


Snow tires are retarded, and are for rich people.

blue said...

"John Wall is pretty good"

mis-timing a wall is negative points as well

Kevin said...

you know what would be dope?

having an step-ladder in your crib, haven't seen that shit yet



*fized

blue said...

"Snow tires are retarded, and are for rich people."

so's your face

Kevin said...

mize has been using retarded a lot lately

Meiz said...

An in-home escalator would also be retarded. What do you do when you get on an escalator?

You WALK up those motherfucking moving stairs.

Meiz said...

"mize has been using retarded a lot lately"

I say it a lot

Steve said...

"having an escalator in your crib, haven't seen that shit yet"

my pop's house has an elevator in it. he never uses it. the people that he bought the house from were old.

Kevin said...

Olly North has prostate cancer

isiah thompson said...

having an escalator in your crib, haven't seen that shit yet


try using a step ladder or ask someone to put you on their shoulders so you can look around.

Kevin said...

"I say it a lot"

I meant as opposed to ratarded

isiah thompson said...

for real dough*

upper deck

::floater::

Spaceman Spiff said...

"You WALK up those motherfucking moving stairs."

the fuck, i just stand there

Spaceman Spiff said...

"for real dough*

upper deck

::floater::"

stop it

Kevin said...

"for real dough*

upper deck

::floater::"



Shitting in the top of the terlet* so when they flush, it runs down into the terlet

isiah thompson said...

deke you have to be excited - Chanukkkah starts tomorrow night.

shalom!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"my pop's house has an elevator in it. he never uses it. the people that he bought the house from were old."

yea frank lopez is old

Kevin said...

Daly lost a lot of weight.


Jared gained a lot of weight

isiah thompson said...

the fuck, i just stand there


yeah who walks up an escalator? take the stairs if you want to walk.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Shitting in the top of the terlet* so when they flush, it runs down into the terlet"

by on top he means in the tank

Kevin said...

I want to see the Penn/Sanchez fight but every time I get UFC the fights suck

Kevin said...

"by on top he means in the tank"


Yeah, brain fade. Couldn't think of it.

H said...

I'm watching In the Line of Fire.

DET

H said...

Clint Eastwood is the man

H said...

I think they are playing Escape From Alcatraz next

H said...

Yay AMC

isiah thompson said...

re: Uconn/UK game last night


watching a good collitch* hoops game played at MSG is always grate*.

Kevin said...

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

isiah thompson said...

clint eastwood this, retard

H said...

Give that man a Z

Kevin said...

mitch hedberg was the better

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