Thursday, December 17, 2009

This is gonna suck

I'm watching Jimmy Fallon right now. I reiterate the question asked yesterday, which is how did he get The Roots as his house bamd. Very strange.

So lots going on in the world of hot stove Beisbol*. Red Sox get Lackey and Mike Cameron. Angels get Hideki Matsui. Mariners get Cliff Lee. The Phillies get Roy Halladay. I did't like the move at first, but the more I think about it, the more it makes sense for the Phils. Cliff Lee was going to test free agency, so Philly guaranteed themselves an ace for another 4 years. The only question mark, I guess, is the mileage on Halladay's arm. He's pitched a lot of innings in Toronto. My question is since they were all meaningless minutes, were they as physically taxing? (No, I'm not serious)

On to football. Saints and Colts are still undefeated. The End.

This Chris Henry story is sad. While we don't know all the details yet, it did seem like he had finally turned the corner in his life. He's certainly been given enough "second" chances and maybe was finally getting it. Sports are always an afterthought when something like this happens. guess all you can do is hope the guy pulls through. Say what you will about his mistakes, he has 3 kids that need a dad.

So what is more akward? President Obama accepting a Nobel Peace Prize just after signing an order for more troops in Afghanistan or Tiger being announced as Athlete of the Decade with everything that is going on with him? Now mind you, I think his personal exploits have nothing to do with his ability as a golfer. But the timing of this announcement absolutely could not be worse. Life is just funny sometimes.

On a holiday note, I can't wait til Christmas is over. Seriously, all these commercials are driving me insane. They do nothing but remind you of how little time you have to complete your shopping. Or if you don't have people to shop for, they remind you how lonely you are. Pretty much they suck. Is it New Year's Eve yet?

Speaking of New Year's Eve, I realized today that I had the Thanksgiving post and will have Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve. I'm guessing that there won't be much traffic here on those days. I feel cheated.

Ok, I'm done. Let's bring some heat with the TCS people!!

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tem said...

another 1300 comments yesterday? wow.

Jugdish said...

wall

Beth said...

wall

Beth said...

From LOVad:

"Beth, if you read this, please get me some points today.

Thanks and regards,
The fat Chowd."

Yeah, not so sure about that H. You should take kev/lucky elephant on his offer of a bottle of whiskey to let him win.

ToddPacker said...

stop helping meiz, jug

Beth said...

jug had some hilarity in LOVad last night. I'm too meizy to see who he's teamed with but he got his teammate some good points I'd think.

ToddPacker said...

"lucky elephant"

::hank gathers::

Beth said...

Ok, I guess it's meiz, per the old man.

ToddPacker said...

"jug had some hilarity in LOVad last night. I'm too meizy to see who he's teamed with but he got his teammate some good points I'd think."

meiz/jug vs. me/steve

Beth said...

Lucky elephant = kev/keith/keef/as.

ToddPacker said...

"Ok, I guess it's meiz, per the old man."

thanks, old lady (wadr)

Beth said...

"meiz/jug vs. me/steve"

You might as well concede now.

ToddPacker said...

"Lucky elephant = kev/keith/keef/as."

yeah, why lucky elephant?... no time to ketchup... more packing/moving today. our office closes down at noon and we don't reopen until monday

Beth said...

"thanks, old lady (wadr)"

Don't go mixing up LOV stereotypes now. You're the old folk on LOV, I'm the slut.

ToddPacker said...

"You might as well concede now."

i did yesterday (or tuesday)

Beth said...

"yeah, why lucky elephant?"

Good question, I never thought about it but I have no idea.

ToddPacker said...

"Don't go mixing up LOV stereotypes now. You're the old folk on LOV, I'm the slut."

sorry, i guess cougar would have been a better joke

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

heading out to that nasa bar tonight for probably the last time...bummer

Jugdish said...

sorry, i guess cougar would have been a better joke


beth does not heart cougar jokes

Jugdish said...

they make her growling mad

Jugdish said...

someone boat* in donuts...suite!

Jugdish said...

i need a donut like keef needs another yob

Jugdish said...

yikes!

these are the planes we have at the base i work at...the predator drones

Beth said...

"they make her growling mad"

That should be negative points for that terrible pun.

Jugdish said...

its still early

Beth said...

"these are the planes we have at the base i work at...the predator drones"

Those planes look like what would happen if Steve tried to put together a model of a regular plane.

Jugdish said...

Those planes look like what would happen if Steve tried to put together a model of a regular plane.



hilarity. they don't look tough, but the technology is pretty cool. we fly them over in the dessert* from here. by we i mean the the pilots.

Steve said...

"Those planes look like what would happen if Steve tried to put together a model of a regular plane."


or a woman.

Steve said...

that's real dumb though. how much do those things cost? nobody in the DOD thought about Radio Shack?

Beth said...

"or a woman"

Nah, we'd never have to. If we wanted that done we'd just smile at a guy and lead him to believe he might get laid and he'd do it for us.

It's science.

Steve said...

i never pegged you for the "little ole me" type, beth.

Jugdish said...

Elin moving to Sweeden!

boy found in attic!

keef is at work!

Beth said...

"i never pegged you for the "little ole me" type, beth."

Yeah, usually I'm the "fuck you, I can do it myself" type. But it's good to have the "lil ole me" move at the ready just in case, like anything car engine related for example.

Steve said...

"fuck you, I can do it myself"


Things Beth says to fmBeth in the bedroom.

Beth said...

"Things Beth says to fmBeth in the bedroom."

+2 points for steve/tp for that line if I was scoring the TCS

lucky elephant said...

"yeah, why lucky elephant?"


My guess is that because the elephant is having sex

lucky elephant said...

And since I'm married, I don't have sex

lucky elephant said...

Ergo, the elephant is lucky

lucky elephant said...

Sweeden* is awlsome*

lucky elephant said...

let's start the day with a premie

lucky elephant said...

aitch needs to stop chatting with freak during the wee hours

lucky elephant said...

Elin filing for jugvorce

lucky elephant said...

Elin isn't as tough as Chris Henry's wife Tonga

lucky elephant said...

and I just fuckt* up a natty

El Padrino said...

"Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve"

i have the actual days where everything is closed

i'll be here on both eve's, especially new years a very busy day

Steve said...

that picture is sweet.

the elephant is like "fuck it, i'm gonna get mines"

El Padrino said...

jesus look at that elephant dong!

/ep

lucky elephant said...

woe woe woe woe woe

lucky elephant said...

""Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve"

i have the actual days where everything is closed"



Yeah, well, well, well, I got MLK Day, Memorial Day, Labor Day, Arbor Day, Veterans Day, and probably some other shit

Beth said...

"woe woe woe woe woe"

I had to look twice when I saw that, I thought Mize was here.

lucky elephant said...

Spiff & zeke are gonna have a pants party

El Padrino said...

nice, skin fans rejoice

El Padrino said...

too bad danny still owns the team

El Padrino said...

i have to be honest, i'm not feeling too great about the monday nighter

El Padrino said...

snyder<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<al davis

blue said...

cerrato was getting fired anyway...may as well resign and make it look like it was your idea

El Padrino said...

classic, I broke up with her

Beth said...

I have to be honest, we're not feeling too great about your face.

/freak


(freak is using the "your face" joke waaaaaayyyyyy too much lately)

El Padrino said...

i have to check lovad

El Padrino said...

"(freak is using the "your face" joke waaaaaayyyyyy too much lately)"

you serious clark?

/kevin

blue said...

kev should get minus points for his spam this morning.

blue said...

his comments bore me even when they're not spam

Beth said...

"kev should get minus points for his spam this morning"

Agreed.

blue said...

so now Tiger tried to hook up Jessica Simpson?

blue said...

hook up with?

tem said...

cheese in rice H put on a show last night...

keith 27
freak 24
zeke 18
TP 3
meiz 16
blue 12
el pad 16
H 36
spiff 9
beth 7
kod 16
rev 2
steve 8
jug 14
Tyler 5

blue said...

yes...the blue/kod combo double team is working overtime

blue said...

all gay innuendos are ok by me

tem said...

possible cumulative round 2 scores:

k 64 H 81
f 41 L 44
Z 41 B 43
T 31 M 54

ToddPacker said...

wow, i have 3 points

tem said...

that was just for blue's post.

you have more than 3 total.

ToddPacker said...

31 points for the week.... maybe i'll make a run at meiz over the weekend

Jugdish said...

you can't run with your bad hip

tem said...

this is shaping up to be a good round.

i think lucky elephant will pull away from H though.

tem said...

freak and zeke are getting fucked by rev.

tem said...

kod is bringing heat to help blue. if kod fades then blue will fade.

tem said...

freak is sandbagging for a weekend run of 3am walls.

tem said...

but perhaps spiff is sandbagging for a weekend run of titties.

ToddPacker said...

i think per the american disabilities act, steve should receive double tcs points... just a thought

Jugdish said...

i think per the american disabilities act, steve should receive double tcs points... just a thought



no, there should be a Special TCS, just for him

tem said...

he already won the special TCS, it is held in the summer.

tem said...

he is the first person to ever compete in both the special TCS and the TCS.

blue said...

there should be a special spot for him to park? and a ramp for him to access loV?

El Padrino said...

"el pad 16"

i had a good amount of premies yesterday

and was very funny

you are like a russian ice skating judge

Jugdish said...

is there an LTCS for Beth?

Jugdish said...

or a mini TCS for kod and Lp?

Jugdish said...

and was very funny



says you

Wonder Woeman said...

"Spiff & zeke are gonna have a pants party"



Deadspin sucks

tem said...

he was up for time athalete of the decade, but lost to a cheetah.

Jugdish said...

Lp re-reads his comments at night and laughs at his own jokes.

Steve said...

"he already won the special TCS, it is held in the summer."


FACE!!!

blue said...

reese witherspoon dumped the brokeback guy


good work reese

tem is happy

Jugdish said...

i hate being on hold...disney hold music is not the better

Wonder Woeman said...

Iranians hacked Predators? The fuck?

I blame the previous administration

tem said...

"i had a good amount of premies yesterday

and was very funny

you are like a russian ice skating judge"

you also blew like 2 old/news.

meiz and jug actually blocked themselves out of old/new once, was pretty funny.

ToddPacker said...

"I blame the previous administration"

funny

tem said...

"tem is happy"

good lord i would do things to reese that would make el pad blush.

Jugdish said...

meiz and jug actually blocked themselves out of old/new once, was pretty funny.


did we get points for being funny?

tem said...

el pad comments from 9 to 5 and thinks he will get as many points as the people who comment for about 1.5 times as long.

tem said...

"did we get points for being funny?"

yes, i gave you 2 points for it making me laugh.

but i took away like 6 or something for the failed old/new stuff. there might have been a bad block in there too, i don't remember.

i do remember you lost points but got 2 back.

Jugdish said...

but i took away like 6 or something for the failed old/new stuff.


there is no good bnus man.

ToddPacker said...

teammate blocks should be -50

El Padrino said...

"el pad comments from 9 to 5 and thinks he will get as many points as the people who comment for about 1.5 times as long."

quality of quantity

recruiter wood
slapper with keef was gold

and i had no failed newer/bolds
i stayed away from that, unless i mis understood what that entails

El Padrino said...

"quality of quantity"

ymsoab

/zeke

this alone ios worht 10 points, meant over

ToddPacker said...

"unless i mis understood "

made me laugh on a few levels

Beth said...

Quit bitching ep or you'll be going against me in the LTCS.

ToddPacker said...

"Quit bitching ep or you'll be going against me in the LTCS."

+2

blue said...

el pad is shook

shook I tell you


it's because he's just an associate

blue said...

chris henry passed away.....confirmed

El Padrino said...

so sad

blue said...

moment of silence for him















pour out some liquor...he was gangsta

tem said...

WVU guy.

El Padrino said...

he was a wava'ian

so tem is sad

kodiac said...

kod is bringing heat to help blue. if kod fades then blue will fade.

-I like the team idea, I actually care more about getting points for TCS this round than the last round

tem said...

"this alone ios worht 10 points, meant over"

you get 2 for shit like that.

2.

blue said...

pointing out your points should be negative points.

pointing out others hilarity and the subsequent points...still ok

Beth said...

pointing out your points should be negative points.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

pointing out your points should be negative points.


good point

El Padrino said...

leave me alone, i'm trying to beat freak

do yous want more of freak or less than freak?

Steve said...

Anybody been watching the new Scrubs. It's not bad. But that australian chick is smoking hot.

tem said...

i have dvred the new scrubs. but have not watched.

Beth said...

"Anybody been watching the new Scrubs. It's not bad. But that australian chick is smoking hot."

I totally agree with both of those statements.

blue said...

"do yous want more of freak or less than freak?"


freak comments at night...he doesn't annoy me then because i'm at home drinking egg nog and playing with my kid, and not reading his comments

El Padrino said...

my favorite is Juice Springsteen

tem said...

tem actually likes it when you point out a premie or a natty.

tem misses them from time to time in scoring.

blue said...

I like the chick who is a resident now...was an intern on the old scrubs...she's kinda sneaky hot

tem said...

now el pad will bitch that i missed his nattys

tem said...

your face is not sneaky hot.

blue said...

"tem actually likes it when you point out a premie or a natty."

got it.

how about when i tell you that a joke I made was really funny?

Beth said...

Regarding the aussie scrubs chick, here is a better pic of her.

semi nsfw

lucky elephant said...

"his comments bore me even when they're not spam"


ok dr. seuss

tem said...

"how about when i tell you that a joke I made was really funny?"

tem does not like this

tem said...

haha, that elephant is plowing the other one.

Jugdish said...

now el pad will bitch that i missed his nattys


ep is busy rescoring his stuff right now

tem said...

probably

tem said...

he will get reset to 0 if he comes back with what he thinks his score should be.

Beth said...

"he will get reset to 0 if he comes back with what he thinks his score should be."

This would be hilarity.

El Padrino said...

"he will get reset to 0 if he comes back with what he thinks his score should be."

i'll never talk of it again

lucky elephant said...

"do yous want more of freak or less than freak?"

Isn't that the same thing?

Jugdish said...

i'll never talk of it again



wuss

El Padrino said...

wuss

where?

tem said...

it is all rigged anyway.

tem said...

wiki has already updated chris henry to be dead.

lucky elephant said...

"i think lucky elephant will pull away from H though."


Not sure about that

Jugdish said...

where?


mirror

tem said...

how many total games was chris henry suspended for during his nfl career?

Jugdish said...

your mirror

El Padrino said...

elin filed for jugvorce

gonna be spendy

tem said...

"Not sure about that"

H said his next few days will be light.

tem said...

bfaia

Jugdish said...

the jugvorce was not spendy for jug

Beth said...

"it is all rigged anyway."

Negative points!! No one is allowed to question tem, not even tem!

tem said...

tem always wins tcs.

El Padrino said...

"how many total games was chris henry suspended for during his nfl career?"

14

Jugdish said...

12

El Padrino said...

elin is no hillary

Jugdish said...

On month later, on January 30, 2006 he was arrested in Orlando, Florida for multiple gun charges including concealment and aggravated assault with a firearm. He was reported to have been wearing his #15 Bengals jersey at the time of his arrest.

hilarity

lucky elephant said...

"elin filed for jugvorce"


do you intentionally not read comments here?

blue said...

i say 10 games

tem said...

14

2 in 06

8 in 07

4 in 08

Jugdish said...

do you intentionally not read comments here?


just my own...and they are hilarity


/Lp

blue said...

damn, i say 15 now

El Padrino said...

i win trivia

tem said...

i am SAS that kevin didn't answer

El Padrino said...

"do you intentionally not read comments here?"

havent peeped lovad yet

El Padrino said...

but i will, there is some twitter knowledge i need to find

El Padrino said...

brandy fans? (the drink)

lucky elephant said...

"i am SAS that kevin didn't answer"


i'm still grieving

El Padrino said...

was gonna get my boss likka* but he gave it up

woe

H said...

Re: Russian skating judge

ElfP if you are referring to the Olympic controversy a couple years ago, it was the French judge.

lucky elephant said...

"havent peeped lovad yet"

what about this morning's comments?

El Padrino said...

"Life is just funny sometimes."

no it isn't

/meiz

lucky elephant said...

"brandy fans? (the drink)"

it's alright in egg nog

tem said...

"Russian skating judge "

historically they are tough judges.

El Padrino said...

"lin filing for jugvorce"

oh, rolled over it thinking it was spam

tem said...

tem dislikes brandy. the drink.

El Padrino said...

"historically they are tough judges."

right

Jugdish said...

historically they are tough judges.


like tem

/ep

El Padrino said...

"ElfP if you are referring to the Olympic controversy a couple years ago, it was the French judge."

i wasnt't

thanks for playing though

lucky elephant said...

"ElfP if you are referring to the Olympic controversy a couple years ago, it was the French judge."


What if he was talking about something else?

lucky elephant said...

"i wasnt't "

How do you pronounce that in real life?

H said...

havent peeped lovad ever

*fix

isiah thompson said...

spiffg - no more Cerrato....rejoice.

Thanks Obama!

lucky elephant said...

get out of here and go buy LP his beer

El Padrino said...

"How do you pronounce that in real life?"

after this, i'm never acknowledging a post from you in regards to any grammatical or spelling error i make, ever

game over

lucky elephant said...

"after this, i'm never acknowledging a post from you in regards to any grammatical or spelling error i make, ever"


YOU LIE!

lucky elephant said...

LP likes his panties in bunches

isiah thompson said...

keith 27
freak 24
zeke 18
TP 3
meiz 16
blue 12
el pad 16
H 36
spiff 9
beth 7
kod 16
rev 2
steve 8
jug 14
Tyler 5



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

yeah right tem, nfw you're really scoring this.

douchenozzle

lucky elephant said...

"after this, i'm never acknowledging a post from you in regards to any grammatical or spelling error i make, ever"


So if I just said YMSOAB, it would be ok?

isiah thompson said...

tem said...
freak and zeke got fucked by tem's dumbass rules


*uber fiz

Beth said...

"ElfP if you are referring to the Olympic controversy a couple years ago, it was the French judge."

"ElfP" is hilarity.

blue said...

i like my panties to be some new kind that I don't even know about

lucky elephant said...

""ElfP" is hilarity."

Yeah he stoled* that from me. Maybe it's payback for him saying I stoled something of his

blue said...

uh oh...zeke is on the ElP bitching about points bandwagon


insos

lucky elephant said...

noone accused the TCS of being on the up in* up

lucky elephant said...

Maybe the scoring is based on what happens with the pharmacist the night before

lucky elephant said...

has tem hit a HR with that yet?

isiah thompson said...

uh oh...zeke is on the ElP bitching about points bandwagon


insos


I'm done bitching about it for today.

isiah thompson said...

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