Monday, December 07, 2009

Things that suckt this weekend

Here's what suckt over the weekend...

SEC/National Championship Game. I turnt it off during the 1st quarter. Alabamer is gonna destroy Texas. With that said, Texas will probably win.

Texas' clock management. WFT was Colt doing at the end of the game? I think he was trying to keep Boise out of the BCS.

Mark* Hamill. Getting the crown of your nose bashed it and split wide open and fucking up your shoulder all in 2-3 minutes must suck. Winning the match by DQ probably doesn't suck as much.

The Kimbo Slice fight. Most boringest* fight I've erve* seen. IMHO I think it was fized* so that Kimbo could get his 1st UFC win. The other dude wasn't trying. He threw a kick that took down Kimbo and then just stood there and lookt at him instead of following up on it.

Beth.

Not cmk.

The Steelers. Congrats on your world championship last year. You suck this year.

Shaun Suisham. 23 yard FGs are probably FGs you should make.

The Lions. 2-14 BABY!!!!

Bert Farr. There's the Bert we knew. ISAS it took 12 weeks to see him.

cmk being out of town all weekend. OK, that was the opposite of suck.

Softball. It was like 40° and we lost by 15.

If Monday counted as the weekend, I would add this post to the list.

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Beth said...

Probably just to add insult to injury, I bet a homeless guy beat up TP this weekend.

Beth said...

There are a LOT of dawg fans around here who are loving the footage of Tebow crying at the end of that game.

THERE'S NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL!

Beth said...

Kod, I have to say, I think you have a better chance than I do of winning our bet about the Falcons having a winning season. They look totally done.

Beth said...

"Beth.
Not cmk."

That's because fmbeth >>>>>>> keef.

ToddPacker said...

"Probably just to add insult to injury, I bet a homeless guy beat up TP this weekend."

nope

Beth said...

And there's the natty to start the week...

ToddPacker said...

"THERE'S NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL!"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

TP is alive!

Beth said...

So give us the quick summary of the weekend TP.

El Padrino said...

freak post

El Padrino said...

"THERE'S NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL!"

aja that kid is 100% class for even talking to that broad

El Padrino said...

zeke, great show i;e skins game

highlights are hdh

your kicker is a goat for sure but Laron Landry still has drew brees dick in his ass

jus sayin

and blacktard showed signs of just being black with no tard

El Padrino said...

"Alabamer is gonna destroy Texas. With that said, Texas will probably win."

saban was all hot and bothered about this

"why do you guys always make these games out to be a david and goliath thing, Texas is a great team and just because the Nebraska defense played well we are supposed to destroy them?"

and on, it was solid, rece davis was shook

ToddPacker said...

"So give us the quick summary of the weekend TP."

nothing great. the ride to atlanta sucked lots of rain and traffic. i shook hand with verne, tim brando and gary danielson friday afternoon in the hotel lobby... archie manning was with them, but i pretended not to know who he was (all mannings suck)... knicks/hawks game was good. great seats and the knicks won. phillips center beers were $11.50. went out to to a cool bar for dinner and drinks (max lagers, i think). finished the night in the hotel bar with some cool 'bama fans. this dude from ireland whose son was a freshman at bama was buying everyone drinks (he had a $1200 bill at the end of the night and paid in cash). irish guy grew up in dublin, lives in jersey and worked in ny. guy kept buying me drinks because of my irish name. went to bed at 4AM

saturday was cold. went to breakfast and the christmas parade for a bit. got a 12 pack went to gameday. gameday sucked. (best sign: "my other sign got eye gouged"). we then went to the cnn center. drank until gametime. watch bama beat the piss out of uf. drank at the cnn center for a bit. took marta to the varsity. went back to hotel bar to watch texas and then bed.

i was very nice to all homeless people. i gave out change, cash, cirarettes and a beer.

drive home was not so bad

can't wait for the sugar bowl (s)

ToddPacker said...

"aja that kid is 100% class for even talking to that broad"

yeah, just a little too emotional

El Padrino said...

and keef with no mention of Pearl Harbor, a true commie

ToddPacker said...

" shook hand "

funny... probably lots of hdh in that recap

Keef said...

cirarettes are the worse

Keef said...

"and keef with no mention of Pearl Harbor, a true commie"

I thought today was the 6th

ns

Keef said...

I've been to and paid my respects to Pearl Harbor. Have you done that, LP?

Keef said...

"(best sign: "my other sign got eye gouged"). "


Saw that sign when I was watching Gameday. Good stuff

Keef said...

the ride to atlanta sucks me every time


*fized

ToddPacker said...

"cirarettes are the worse"

yeah, i'm paying for it today. when i unpacked yeterday all my clothes smelt* terrible. i smoke like 10 times a year

Keef said...

"i shook hand with verne, tim brando and gary danielson friday afternoon in the hotel lobby"

You see them a lot. Do you stalk them?

ToddPacker said...

"the ride to atlanta sucks me every time


*fized"

good fix

El Padrino said...

"I've been to and paid my respects to Pearl Harbor. Have you done that, LP?"

no, it's only 5000 miles away

ToddPacker said...

"You see them a lot. Do you stalk them?"

stayed at the same hotel twice this year. verne is a good guy. he stops and talks with everyone. saw the herby too, but didn't talk to him. looked like he was going to workout

Keef said...

The Cardinals car flags are out in full force this morning

El Padrino said...

"I thought today was the 6th

ns"

so i'm not alone, suite

Keef said...

"saw the herby too, but didn't talk to him. looked like he was going to workout"

did he have balls around his neck?

ToddPacker said...

"The Cardinals car flags are out in full force this morning"

car flags are the worse... saw a steelers one on the ride in to work today. i guess they don't know that the steelers suck

Keef said...

"no, it's only 5000 miles away"

I can't exactly hop in a car and drive there

ToddPacker said...

"did he have balls around his neck?"

no, he didn't

El Padrino said...

vikes have lost to the only two teams on their sked who are good

i think they combined record of their opponents are like 20-67*

*somthing similar, in short they have a weak sked and havent beat a good team yet

El Padrino said...

"I can't exactly hop in a car and drive there"

if it werent for the "honeymoon" you wouldnt have ever gone Cheapy McCheapster

Keef said...

"if it werent for the "honeymoon" you wouldnt have ever gone Cheapy McCheapster"

Not cheap. Trying to get out of debt

El Padrino said...

"Not cheap. Trying to get out of debt"

yeah me too, want to hear my plan?

H said...

Emailer on WEEI said Belichick should be nicknamed Tin Cup since he keeps going for it on 4th down.

Keef said...

Wow

Keef said...

"yeah me too, want to hear my plan?"


humor me

El Padrino said...

that story was incredible keef

El Padrino said...

"humor me"

hope for a raise and big bonus in february

Meiz said...

Great plan.

Keef said...

"Emailer on WEEI said Belichick should be nicknamed Tin Cup since he keeps going for it on 4th down."


Tin Cup was about a gopher*

Keef said...

"hope for a raise and big bonus in february"


Good luck with that plan
ns

Steve said...

"He threw a kick that took down Kimbo and then just stood there and lookt at him instead of following up on it."

No doubt. Kimbo was down so long he had time to look up at him. All the Kimbo hype and nothing to back it up is starting to turn me off UFC. I've seen two Kimbo fights now and both have been pathetic.

Steve said...

I went to the UPS store to ship something to my sister.

They were pleasant, competent and eager to help.

I was very disappointed.

El Padrino said...

ufc sucks

El Padrino said...

"Great plan."

thank you

"Good luck with that plan
ns"


and thank you

El Padrino said...

new super mario WII game broke japan record sales

El Padrino said...

yo ej henderson leg injury was brutal

Keef said...

Great headline on MSN...


Mired in scandal, will Tiger do Oprah?

Meiz said...

"They were pleasant, competent and eager to help.

I was very disappointed."


Told you I work with the biggest moron on earth.

H said...

I'll clarify for you Keith. He was saying Belichick's insistence on going for it on 4th down is much like Tin Cup's insistence in trying to hit the ball over the water.

blue said...

who is belicheck

blue said...

is he on the senior tour?

blue said...

G_MEN are back

isiah thompson said...

your kicker is a goat for sure but Laron Landry still has drew brees dick in his ass

jus sayin

and blacktard showed signs of just being black with no tard


Landry needs to get punched in the mouth repeatedly. Every fucking time he comes close to making a play or makes a play he acts up - then he got his ass burned for that TD.

Blacktard was great until OT, you knew the pick was coming.

As soon as Suisham missed the FG to put them up 10 I knew the game was over and the Skins would lose.

The Skins always find the banana peel.

Keef said...

"I'll clarify for you Keith. He was saying Belichick's insistence on going for it on 4th down is much like Tin Cup's insistence in trying to hit the ball over the water."

no shit?

blue said...
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El Padrino said...

"G_MEN are back"

something about beating the cowboys that just tickles me pink

Keef said...

fuck brandon jacobs

El Padrino said...

winter meetings, yes!

El Padrino said...

"fuck brandon jacobs"

you'd need a rhino dick for that

Keef said...

YKHIKYG?

blue said...

Did FU go to a BCS bowl each year that Tebow was there? Couldn't remember if they did when he was a sophmore or not

isiah thompson said...

tolt cmblue "typical redskins this year"


microcosm of the season was when the skins picked Brees, then dood got stripped on the return and Meachem scoratouchdown.

blue said...

so it's official

greg oden=sam bowie

ToddPacker said...

"Did FU go to a BCS bowl each year that Tebow was there? Couldn't remember if they did when he was a sophmore or not"

no... lost to UM in the citrus bowl (capital one bowl)

isiah thompson said...

played a little MW2 last night. hdh

Beth said...

"played a little MW2 last night. hdh"

Fmbeth loves that game. The graphics are amazing.

isiah thompson said...

eyemuffs freak:


clausen going pro

blue said...

that information is false

El Padrino said...

"played a little MW2 last night. hdh"

all i want is this for xmas (along with a new xbox system of course)

blue said...

i'm pissed they didn't make it for the wii.

so screw activision

El Padrino said...

brb, have to reboot

blue said...

thanks for the update.

we'll be waiting patiently

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Blacktard was great until OT, you knew the pick was coming."

i know you watche dthe game, but this is shamford

Beth said...

"brb, have to reboot"

I'm worried, ep isn't back yet!

s

isiah thompson said...

i know you watche dthe game, but this is shamford


fuck you're right.

everything after the missed fg was a blur to me.

isiah thompson said...

Devin Thomas looks like he won't be a wasted pick. If he'd stop tripping over his own feet he'd be even more dangerous.

JFreak said...

"Following the advice of deposed Irish coach Charlie Weis, Clausen has decided to forgo his senior season"

Screw you, Charlie!

"Coach Weis told me whether he was going to be here or not be here, it was time for me to go."

I hate you, Charlie. Die in a fire.

isiah thompson said...

I hate you, Charlie. Die in a fire.


with all that fat chuck would make for one helluva fire.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I hate you, Charlie. Die in a fire."

guaranteed 1st round pick = enter the draft

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I hate you, Charlie. Die in a fire, so I can spit on your grave"

*fized

blue said...

lotta Qbs coming out this year

Claussen, Bradtard, McCoy, Tesus, Pike, Locker, Reesing...probably others I don't know about

blue said...

Locker might go back to school though

blue said...

SNL skit about tiger was ok


could have been better

Steve said...

Who was the Carrie Underwood EStalker?


You're Welcome

Keef said...

"Claussen, Bradtard, McCoy, Tesus, Pike, Locker, Reesing...probably others I don't know about"


I think Max Hall from BYU will be solid

Keef said...

"Who was the Carrie Underwood EStalker?"

Who isn't?

isiah thompson said...

one thing that's getting bad during nfl games:

announcers trying to predict the outcome of replay.

it was awful during the skins game.

announcers need to stop with the definitive conclusions, they look ratarded* when the decision comes back the opposite of what they said.

the meachem play:

announcer : "it'll either be an INT and down by contact or an incomplete pass"

ref: "call on the field stands, touchdown"

blue said...

"I think Max Hall from BYU will be solid"

knew i was forgetting one

blue said...

Hope Jimmy Claussen enjoys St. Louis

blue said...

Boise State/TCU rematch from last year should be good.

would have liked to see one of them destroy FLorida, but the powers that be chose to let Tebow get a win for his final game so he won't cry

El Padrino said...

disappointed in the tcu/boise matchup

blue said...

"Y"s that?

El Padrino said...

because what's the point, i wanted tcu to play a major and i wanted boise to play a major

not two mid majors playing each other, i want another utah/alabama spanking or boise/oklahoma moment

Keef said...

"one thing that's getting bad during nfl games:

announcers trying to predict the outcome of replay."


The old guy doing the skins game was driving me crazy. He kept talking about every tackle being helmet to helmet

Spaceman Spiff said...

"because what's the point, i wanted tcu to play a major and i wanted boise to play a major"

ageed, BCS trying to prevent more criticism

Keef said...

hsil got her nose pierced this weekend. Dumb

And csil got a tattoo of a paw print with her dog's name on it on her ankle. Tem's dragon tatto thinks that is ratarded

Meiz said...

"And csil got a tattoo of a paw print with her dog's name on it on her ankle. Tem's dragon tatto thinks that is ratarded"


I have a buddy with a flaming soccer ball on his ankle. Gee, I have no idea where the "soccer players are homos" stereotype came from.

isiah thompson said...

what did cmk get?

isiah thompson said...

I have a buddy with a flaming soccer ball on his ankle. Gee, I have no idea where the "soccer players are homos" stereotype came from.


*facepalm

Meiz said...

"hsil got her nose pierced this weekend. Dumb"


I'm cool with pierced noses

Keef said...

"what did cmk get?"

nothing.

blue said...

it's better than Boise having to play Iowa and TCU having to play GA Tech.

And when TCU and Boise win, then it was pointless.

At least this way, maybe it's kind of like another semifinal

i don't know.

blue said...

So everyone can make an argument about that Alabama and TCU should play for the title

Keef said...

"I'm cool with pierced noses"

Annoys me when I'm talking to someone who has one. I spend the whole time staring at it.

Keef said...

Iower being in a BCS bowl is ratarded

isiah thompson said...

hits keep coming freak.

Tate = gone

blue said...

this season a +one game would make sense for once

Keef said...

I'm signing up for an indoor soccer league in the spring

El Padrino said...

"what did cmk get?"

branded

blue said...

"Iower being in a BCS bowl is ratarded"


agreed, that's how awful the rest of the country was this year

El Padrino said...

if i was gteed first rounder nad had no coach coming off a 6-5 (i think 6-5, not looking it up)season i'd be ghost too

Keef said...

"this season a +one game would make sense for once"


What about Cincy?

El Padrino said...

nad = had

your welcome

blue said...

"And csil got a tattoo of a paw print with her dog's name on it on her ankle"

she does realize that the tattoo will last a lot longer than the dog right?

isiah thompson said...

this season a +one game would make sense for once


I don't get the plus one concept.

would it be the old BCS title game (1 vs. 2) then the winner would have to play another game?

if that is the set-up it doesn't make scents*.

or would a "+1" be (1 vs. 4) vs (2 vs. 3)?

El Padrino said...

conflicting edits are grate

Keef said...

"branded"


Nice one

blue said...

"What about Cincy?"

they won't beat florida, so the point is moo

isiah thompson said...

she does realize that the tattoo will last a lot longer than the dog right?


she'll get another tattoo for the next dog

Keef said...

"if i was gteed first rounder nad had no coach coming off a 6-5 (i think 6-5, not looking it up)season i'd be ghost too"


College teams play 12 games, 13 if they have a conference championship

isiah thompson said...

"what did cmk get?"

branded


almost made a branded comment

Keef said...

"she does realize that the tattoo will last a lot longer than the dog right?"


csil and rational don't mix

blue said...

if you had a plus one, you'd have to do 1 vs 4 and 2 vs 3.

that's why nobody wants that option either, because what if one of the top 4 teams is from the pac-10 or the big-10, the rosebowl gets fuckt

isiah thompson said...

ND was 6-6.

Keef said...

"they won't beat florida, so the point is moo"

If Kelly stays as coach, I think they'll at least cover against FU

blue said...

"College teams play 12 games, 13 if they have a conference championship"

13 if they play @ hawaii as well

Keef said...

"nad = had

your welcome"


Nice HDH on the fix

Keef said...

"13 if they play @ hawaii as well"


I did not no* that

Spaceman Spiff said...

"So everyone can make an argument about that Alabama and TCU should play for the title"

no they will just say that TCUs competition still wasnt worthy, that bama beat UF and texas, but TCU beat shitty teams then beat a team that beat other shitty teams.

if TCU beats UF and boise beats cinci or any combination of those then people will argue, so the BCS is avoiding that

Keef said...

it's all fized* anyway

isiah thompson said...

it's all fized* anyway


^^^^

isiah thompson said...

"Here's what suckt over the weekend...
"


colby* on Friday night didn't suck

blue said...

"I did not no* that"

yep, supposed to help programs recoup some of the extra travel cost

blue said...

that's how Boise is 13-0

blue said...

all they hype about McCoy breaking the "wins" record is funny.

If Kellen Moore doesn't get hurt (AHIIK), he breaks that record going away...he's already got 25 wins with a shot at getting to 26 this year...so he'd have to avg 10 wins the next 2 years to break it...not unlikely

Keef said...

"If Kellen Moore doesn't get hurt (AHIIK), he breaks that record going away"

Against teams like New Mexico State, Idaho, and Stansbury

Keef said...

My $ team is losing by 53 and I have Rodgers, Rice, & Jennings and the other dude has Driver & Crosby. I need to win to get a 1st round bye. I think I'm fuckt

isiah thompson said...

if Boise wants to be taken seriously they need to rip up the blue turf and join a real conference.

blue said...

"if Boise wants to be taken seriously they need to rip up the blue turf and join a real conference."

they tried and the fans threw an all out fit about getting rid of the turf.

Joining a real conference? They've tried, it's not like the Big 12 or Pac-10 are calling them up asking them to join and they're turning them down

Keef said...

Backtoback college fooyball* pick 'em champyunships. Suck it, haterz

isiah thompson said...

they're a good team that is well coached, no problem with that.

but the turf and conference schedule is a yoke*

Keef said...

"they tried and the fans threw an all out fit about getting rid of the turf."


Fuck the fans

Meiz said...

"13 if they play @ hawaii as well"


Not the Badgers

El Padrino said...

pac-11 just doesnt have the ring to it

El Padrino said...

6-6 thanks and regards

Keef said...

LP

blue said...

little known fact...blue actually played an optimist game on the blue turf the first year they had it, before any CFB game was played on it.

blue is suite

isiah thompson said...

pac-11 just doesnt have the ring to it

they just have to alter the logo like the Big Televen

Keef said...

"pac-11 just doesnt have the ring to it"


There's no Big-11

El Padrino said...

zeke i need 7 purnts to take you down in the keeper

you've been warned

Keef said...

TWSS

isiah thompson said...

played an optimist game

::optimus prime::

El Padrino said...

oh i'm bald again

suite

Keef said...

wft is an optimist game?

Keef said...

I bet mize has nerve* playt an optimist game

El Padrino said...

props to rogaine though

still being around, i thought they would be obsolete years ago

El Padrino said...

optimist game is eye doctors or something

i could be wrong, s

isiah thompson said...

you've been warned

yeah not looking good for the Angry Lispers

Keef said...

mize needs 130 pts from Rodgers, Jennings, Driver, & Finley tonight

isiah thompson said...

from the looks of the google results an optimist game is some sort of all star game

isiah thompson said...

optimist game per the bible

blessed be

Keef said...

ah, the optimist's club

Keef said...

"optimist game per the bible

blessed be"



hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaha

Keef said...

i applied for the optimist's club but I don't think they're gonna accept it

blue said...

optimist=pop warner

Keef said...

Is this what happened to beth?

Keef said...

survival league is reset

El Padrino said...

i can afford this!

Meiz said...

"Backtoback college fooyball* pick 'em champyunships. Suck it, haterz"


I had a better record. You should be ashamed.

El Padrino said...

tomlin's pc's have been solid

Keef said...

a 175-square-foot "microstudio" in Morningside Heights the couple bought three months ago for $150,000.




F that

Keef said...

"I had a better record. You should be ashamed."

I had more confidence

isiah thompson said...

"Backtoback college fooyball* pick 'em champyunships. Suck it, haterz"


I had a better record. You should be ashamed.

I forgot a couple thursday games and missed out on about 4 games on saturday.

woe

blue said...

i finished 3rd

blue said...

good for me

Keef said...

"I had a better record. You should be ashamed."


You still had the 3rd best record

isiah thompson said...

this east coast weather we have now blows


fucking rain

isiah thompson said...

freak hits keep coming

current frosh LB Mantis* Teo supposedly going on his mormon mission now.

blue said...

why are you resetting the survival league with 4 weeks left?

Meiz said...

"i can afford this!"


I cannot.

woe

Keef said...

"why are you resetting the survival league with 4 weeks left?"

because I am able to

Keef said...

The last one lost almost everyone in the first 2 weeks

blue said...

"The last one lost almost everyone in the first 2 weeks"

because nobody picked

blue said...

"current frosh LB Mantis* Teo supposedly going on his mormon mission now."

why did a mormon kid go to a catholick* school?

Keef said...

"because nobody picked"

Exactly. Apology accepted

Meiz said...

"I had more confidence"

I entered my points randomly

isiah thompson said...

MC Hammer has had many professional careers: he’s been a preacher, a rapper, and a tech entrepreneur.

Now the pioneer of the parachute pants has an equity stake in Cash4Gold, a Pompano Beach-Fla., refinery. Customers who send in their gold—grandma’s necklace, dad’s watch—will receive an estimate of its worth. If they’re happy with the estimate, they get a check.


please Hammer, don't hurt 'em

Keef said...

Y! College Bowl Pick 'Em

Group ID# 15610
PW: bluesucks

Keef said...

"I entered my points randomly"

Your strategery suckt

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

Keef said...

bnew

Keef said...

Having Tito Ortiz & Liddell as coaches for the next season of TUF is ratarded

ToddPacker said...

"would have liked to see one of them destroy FLorida, but the powers that be chose to let Tebow get a win for his final game so he won't cry"

dumb

ToddPacker said...

"this season a +one game would make sense for once"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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