Wednesday, December 23, 2009

things i dislike's*

I hate it when people walk down the middle of the aisle in a parking lot....hey fatty pick a side.

I hate it when people follow said walkers in their cars with their blinkers on to get their parking spot.

I hate it when people sit and wait 15 minutes with their blinker on in a parking lot to save themselves from walking another 100 yards.

I hate it when people don't observe the "no smoking" sign on airplanes, or tamper with the smoke detector in an airplane lavatory.

I hate it when people refer to the bathroom/restroom as "the lavatory"...even worse "the loo"

I hate it when people say tomato/tomahto or potato/potahto....nobody says tomahto or potahto unless they're a douche

I hate it when people add an additional "u" to some words like "colour".

I hate it when people tell me a movie is awesome and then I get the ohio version

I hate it when people take things too seriously

I hate it when people don't take things seriously

I hate it when people put their trash out on a holiday...you know the trash guy isn't coming, quit being a douche.

I hate it when people don't change the roll of toilet paper

I hate it when people put the toilet paper on backwards

I hate it when people ask "you gonna eat the rest of that"

I hate it when people think its acceptable to hand a man a flip camera and ask him to video the birth of his child (true story)

I hate it when people keep looking at your kid in the nursery and talking about her because they think it's their granddaughter when its not (true story)

I hate it when people expect too much

I hate it when people don't expect enough

Finally, I hate it when people think they're witty when they're not.

bgblue2


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Beth said...

Congrats papa blue, she's gorgeous!

Beth said...

Now you just need to work on all this hate...

s

Beth said...

"I hate it when people keep looking at your kid in the nursery and talking about her because they think it's their granddaughter when its not (true story)"

Hilarity.

Jugdish said...

Congrats Blue!!

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

no refinance for jug

Jugdish said...

in the end...prob gonna stay in the house another 5 years, but not sure after that. didn't want to roll up closing costs in new loan and basically kill all equity i have right now. just gonna pay extra here and there

Jugdish said...

im also not buying as helicopter...sorry freak

Beth said...

"im also not buying as helicopter...sorry freak"

So kev isn't the only cheapskate on LOV I see.

Jugdish said...

i could get one of those remote control ones they fly around inside the mall

Beth said...

"i could get one of those remote control ones they fly around inside the mall"

You mean an EP-sized helicopter.

ToddPacker said...

freak had a baby???

ToddPacker said...

nice hate post

Jugdish said...

yes...but he doesn't know who the mother is

ToddPacker said...

congrats blue

ToddPacker said...

"vacation movies suck


/tp"


crazy talk

ToddPacker said...

"FU lost to south alabama


for shame TP"

yup, terrible... they lost to richmond last week... see you later top 20 ranking

tem said...

congrats.

bgblue has more hair than tem.

tem said...

i like how blue had enough dedication to put up a good post even though his wife just had a kid.

+100 tcs points.

tem said...

and no, if you draft blue you do not get those 100 points.

tem said...

and no, they don't count for round 2 so zeke you still win.

tem said...

so yes, if i remember i will add them to next year's tcs for blue.

tem said...

and yes i realize that is unfair. if you want more points knock a chick up and post on her birth day.

tem said...

or in beth's case get knocked up

tem said...

you have plenty of time.

Beth said...

So basically blues 100 tcs points are totally useless.

You're such a tease tem.

tem said...

next year tcs is 12 months away, so get to it.

tem said...

and if you don't have access to post just tell me that you or some chick is having your baby and i will get you hooked up with access.

tem said...

"You're such a tease tem."

pot, kettle

Beth said...

"or in beth's case get knocked up"

I keep trying dammit, but Matt Ryan has quite the security system around his house.

tem said...

you should try to do it outside of his house.

like get nekkid in the falcons locker room and hope he kind of just falls into it.

Beth said...

"like get nekkid in the falcons locker room and hope he kind of just falls into it."

With my luck if I tried that I'd probably get knocked up by the kicker. No thanks.

tem said...

kicker still makes pretty good money.

tem said...

put a sign on it that says "matt ryan's entrance"

tem said...

then the other players would stay out.

El Padrino said...

nice baby

Beth said...

"put a sign on it that says "matt ryan's entrance"

I've kind of tried that before but with no success. Instead I just have a useless tattoo a few inches below my belly button that reads "Tiger's entrance".

tem said...

oh, you put in on the wrong side.

Jugdish said...

apparently tiger was pretty selective

tem said...

tiger likes the back door.

Beth said...

"oh, you put in on the wrong side."

Damn, it's all in the details I guess.

ToddPacker said...

beth has a tiger box?

tem said...

and really you expect matt ryan to go in there when it says "tiger's entrance"??

this was just bad planning on your part.

Beth said...

Hell, for a shot at 20-30 million I bet most everyone on LOV would have a Tiger box.

Beth said...

"this was just bad planning on your part."

Why do you think I didn't put Tiger's last name on there, I could claim that's my nickname for Ryan.

ToddPacker said...

"Hell, for a shot at 20-30 million I bet most everyone on LOV would have a Tiger box"


mize would have a daly box

Beth said...

Kod has a CL box.

wadr

Jugdish said...

ep has a wolfgang puck box

El Padrino said...

"tiger likes the back door."

back nine tem, back nine

cmon man

El Padrino said...

i am in a festive mood

tem said...

nerve* heard it called the back nine.

makes since*

tem doesn't golf much.

tem said...

golf is too expensive of a hobby.

El Padrino said...

troy glaus, los bravos

tem said...

"i am in a festive mood"

most elves are these days.

tem said...

bfaia

El Padrino said...

hilarious

El Padrino said...

anyone around tw or just me?

ToddPacker said...

"anyone around tw or just me?"

i'm home, but i might hit some daytime lov

kodiac said...

congrats Blue....what a breathtaking baby

-for real though, super cute

ToddPacker said...

after today, i have off until jan. 4

Jugdish said...

anyone around tw or just me?


I'll be here for a halph* day tomorrow

Beth said...

"congrats Blue....what a breathtaking baby"

Funny stuff kod.

El Padrino said...

breathtaking?

Beth said...

"anyone around tw or just me?"

I won't be here, except maybe for an occasional comment or 2 if I get a chance.

Beth said...

"breathtaking?"

It's from Seinfeld.

blue said...

thanks to everyone

El Padrino said...

so just me got it

El Padrino said...

busy times in this business the last week

Beth said...

Blue, you taking any time off to help the wife?

tem said...

i'll be here tomorrow for halve* day

tem said...

boat assassins creed 2 for the x-box, pretty cool so far. if you liked 1 you will like 2. (twss)

El Padrino said...

my kid was eating pretzels in my bed at 4am

there is no good news man

El Padrino said...

"Kyrah Martin was found in a snow drift" on Park Place around 1:15 a.m, "face down in the snow in the 20 degree temperatures" and with injuries that looked like she fell. The child was pronounced dead at Kings County Hospital. Cops went door-to-door in the building and found her parents, who apparently didn't realize their daughter wasn't at home.


great parents

i would like to kill them myself

El Padrino said...

how dont you know if your three year old is home?

not 13, but 3

El Padrino said...

knicks are en fuego

El Padrino said...

San Jose police test head-mounted cameras for officers...


wft

tem said...

"how dont you know if your three year old is home?

not 13, but 3"

don't know the story, maybe she got up at 3am and snuck out. do you keep an eye on your kid 24-7? do you know exactly where she is at all times? not where she is supposed to be, but where she actually is.

maybe they are great parents.

put the mat away.

tem said...

"San Jose police test head-mounted cameras for officers...


wft"

not that head you pervert.

tem said...

"maybe she got up at 1am..."

kodiac said...

San Jose police test head-mounted cameras for officers...


wft

good idea (ns); protects both officers and citizens

El Padrino said...

"don't know the story, maybe she got up at 3am and snuck out. do you keep an eye on your kid 24-7? do you know exactly where she is at all times? not where she is supposed to be, but where she actually is."

um, yes i would know if my kid snuck out at 3am

El Padrino said...

"good idea (ns); protects both officers and citizens"

they got camera everywhere

those aint enough?

El Padrino said...

kod what are there 4 cops in your neighborhood?

tem said...

"um, yes i would know if my kid snuck out at 3am"

right. agree to disagree.

Jugdish said...

"um, yes i would know if my kid snuck out at 3am"


that's where the whole sneaking thing comes in

El Padrino said...

"right. agree to disagree."

cmon tem, you are better than this
i called you smat* yesterday

JFreak said...

So EP, do you just sit and watch the door of your kid's room while she sleeps?

Otherwise there would be a moment that she could, theoretically, sneak out without you knowing.

Beth said...

Can a 3 year old unlock doors by themselves? I'd think if you have a toddler you'd make sure to keep the doors locked.

And if it comes out later that this kid has a history of going outside on her own, then ep is right about the parents.

El Padrino said...

until my kid can prove to me she can climb out of her crib or climb over me in bed without me knowing then walk to the locked door, open it, then walk down a flight of stairs, open that doubly locked door then walk to the front door, unlock that one and open it, then open a screen door, then walk down 5 stairs then fall into some snow, i feel no sympathy for those parents, it's thier fault

JFreak said...

I know it's terrible to think about, but you can't deny that there is the slightest possibility that it would happen.

No matter how good of a parent you are.

JFreak said...

"i feel no sympathy for those parents, it's thier fault"

You're just an awful person then.

Jugdish said...

Not sure if it was posted, but here is a video of that dude's broken leg from a A&M game last night

Beth said...

"You're just an awful person then."

What's wrong with feeling no sympathy?

/meiz

Kevin said...

mize just called in to the dan patrick show

ns

Kevin said...

congrats on the kid, blue

El Padrino said...

"Responding police officers had to go door to door inside the apartment building, searching for the young girl's parents."

It's an apartment building which means the front door should be locked, probably with a bolt high enough that only a 3 yeard old who knows how to build a stool should reach it

you know nothing

Jugdish said...

normally that would be tcs points

El Padrino said...

betcha the parents were getting high or left the door open

kodiac said...

kod what are there 4 cops in your neighborhood?

-Between tribal police (3 different reservations/police departments), County sheriff's department, city police and highway patrol....cops are everywhere around here

kodiac said...

oh, and the the Feds are somewhat prevalent as well

tem said...

agree to disagree, not going to argue about it.

El Padrino said...

"Police sources say they believe a three-year-old girl found face down outside an apartment building in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, fell to her death from the roof."

so as the story updates more truth comes out, now she fell from the roof, OF A BUILDING

so a 3 year old snuck up on the roof freak? is that possible?

tem said...

"And if it comes out later that this kid has a history of going outside on her own, then ep is right about the parents."

true, but for now put the mat away.

JFreak said...

"so a 3 year old snuck up on the roof freak? is that possible?"

Leave a window unlocked, and the kid walks up the staired fire escape.

So, yes.

tem said...

"so a 3 year old snuck up on the roof freak? is that possible?"

we have 1 dead 3yr old that supports the case that it is possible. do you want more dead 3yr olds to support the case? you are an evil evil man.

El Padrino said...

i'm done with yous, i'm just sayin this wouldnt happen to "good" parents

Jugdish said...

so a 3 year old snuck up on the roof freak? is that possible?



the defense will conceed that the parents were probably negligent in this situation if you are willing to conceed that it is silly to think there is no way a child of 3 could ever sneak out.

tem said...

"i'm done with yous, i'm just sayin this wouldnt happen to "good" parents"


silly, bad things happen to good parents all the time. sometimes shit just happens.

but like jug said, the defense will conceed that the parents were probably negligent in this situation if you are willing to conceed that it is silly to think there is no way a child of 3 could ever sneak out.

Kevin said...

"anyone around tw or just me?"


me

ToddPacker said...

bad parenting

El Padrino said...

jesus TP help me out

Jugdish said...

i think we just said they were probably bad parents

Kevin said...

"Can a 3 year old unlock doors by themselves? I'd think if you have a toddler you'd make sure to keep the doors locked. "


bgep probably could because they need to have the doorknobs low for LP

Kevin said...

"until my kid can prove to me she can climb out of her crib or climb over me in bed without me knowing then walk to the locked door, open it, then walk down a flight of stairs, open that doubly locked door then walk to the front door, unlock that one and open it, then open a screen door, then walk down 5 stairs then fall into some snow, i feel no sympathy for those parents, it's thier fault"


Your kid still sleeps in a crib? Poor kid

El Padrino said...

"Your kid still sleeps in a crib? Poor kid"

::suite dreams::

Kevin said...

Girl found dead, hiding on roof

ToddPacker said...

"jesus TP help me out"

i agree... the parents were in a coma. 3 year old should not be able to get out of the house on their own

Kevin said...

"::suite dreams::"


read your comment

tem said...

it is nice that all apartment communities in NYC have all those double locked doors.

tem said...

"read your comment"

you know he doesn't read comments.

tem said...

also it is good to know that nowhere in the city is the roof door propped open by some person who wanted to sneak up there for a smoke or something.

all doors in nyc are always locked at all times. good to know.

ToddPacker said...

""Your kid still sleeps in a crib? Poor kid""

how old is ep's kid? i thought it was still "crib age"

tem said...

and to get out of any apartment building you have to go through at least 3 locked doors.

Kevin said...

"you know he doesn't read comments."

exactly

Kevin said...

"and to get out of any apartment building you have to go through at least 3 locked doors."

3 lockt* doors keeps the planes out

El Padrino said...

"read your comment"

right she still sleeps in a crib
i said that

not sure what your saying

tem said...

3yr olds sleep in cribs?

Jugdish said...

keep trying tp

El Padrino said...

tem it's what you call science

if you have a 3 year old your door should be locked

Jugdish said...

3yr olds sleep in cribs?


i sleep in a crib


/ep

El Padrino said...

"and to get out of any apartment building you have to go through at least 3 locked doors."

i dont live in apt building but used too and only your door is locked, and the roof should be too or be alarmed

Kevin said...

"if you have a 3 year old your door should be locked"


Have you ever forgotten something and then realized it and thought "fuck, I can't believe I forgot that"?

ToddPacker said...

"3yr olds sleep in cribs?"


3 is a little old for a crib, but if the crib is big enough and the kid is not climbing out a 3 year old can still sleep in a crib... i think (cribs were a long time ago for me)

El Padrino said...

"3yr olds sleep in cribs?"

depends, there is no set rule
kids don't come with manuals you know

Kevin said...

"3yr olds sleep in cribs?"

^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

"Have you ever forgotten something and then realized it and thought "fuck, I can't believe I forgot that"?"

yea like car keys or wallet, not a small human that I created

El Padrino said...

"3yr olds sleep in cribs?"

^^^^^^^^

my kid aint 3 retards

Jugdish said...

you could lay her on the floor and put the crib over upsidedown like a cage

Kevin said...

"yea like car keys or wallet, not a small human that I created"

Well congrats on being the 1 perfect parent in the world.

El Padrino said...

i'm sorry how old is your kid tem?

kevin?

freak?

jug?

was I absent the day you guys created a life?

did i not read that post?

Jugdish said...

one cafe latte please

Kevin said...

"my kid aint 3 retards"

I've nerve* seen a 2 year old in a crib

ns

El Padrino said...

"Well congrats on being the 1 perfect parent in the world."

you'll get it one day

El Padrino said...

"I've nerve* seen a 2 year old in a crib

ns"

then you don't know enough of them

Kevin said...

"was I absent the day you guys created a life?

did i not read that post?"


Do I need a kid to know about reality?

Jugdish said...

jug?


i agreed with you they were bad parents...my only point was it is entirely possible for parents to not be aware of everything.

the crib thing was just a joke...no bearing on the story before

JFreak said...

"was I absent the day you guys created a life?

did i not read that post?"

And yet, it's still fascinating that only the people without kids realize you can't be a perfect parent.

ToddPacker said...

"I've nerve* seen a 2 year old in a crib

ns"


i'm guessing you have not been around a lot of kids

tem said...

"you could lay her on the floor and put the crib over upsidedown like a cage"

added bonus: that preps her for her cage dancing career.

Kevin said...

"you'll get it one day"


I helpt* my sister raise her kid for the first 3 years.

1) She was in a bed when she was 2

2) Kids are sneaky

3) You don't see everything they do

Kevin said...

It's a sad story, no doubt. But it doesn't mean they are terrible parents

Meiz said...

"I hate it when people refer to the bathroom/restroom as "the lavatory"...even worse "the loo""



awww, come on. I like sprinkling in "the loo" once in a while.

Jugdish said...

awww, come on. I like sprinkling in "the loo" once in a while.


really? you're fired.


/blue

ToddPacker said...

I helpt* my sister raise her kid for the first 3 years.

1) She was in a bed when she was 2

2) Kids are sneaky

3) You don't see everything they do

4) she was stealing internets by the time she was 5

*fixed

Kevin said...

"i'm guessing you have not been around a lot of kids"


I've been around a few, just not within 500 yards of them


s

El Padrino said...

1) She was in a bed when she was 2

lucky her

2) Kids are sneaky

not when they are sleeping they aint

3) You don't see everything they do

that's a fact

Jugdish said...

1) She was in a bed when she was 2

2) Kids are sneaky

3) You don't see everything they do

4) she was stealing internets and working two yobs by the time she was 5


fizfixed

Jugdish said...

not when they are sleeping they aint


when you're sleeping they can be

ToddPacker said...

"fizfixed"

nice work

El Padrino said...

IM NOT SAYING IM A PERFECT PARENT

IM SAYING YOUR KID SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO SNEAK OUT YOUR APARTMENT AND CLIMB UP STAIRS TO A ROOF

SHE MIGHT GET HURT YA KNOW

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOES EVERYTHING I SAY GET TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT OR IS THIS JUST THE "JUST FUCKING WITHCHA ELP TO SEE YOU GET RILED UP"

WELL GUESS WHAT

I'M RILED UP WHO WANTS SOME NOW

Kevin said...

"not when they are sleeping they aint"


Have you said before that bglp gets up during the night?

Kevin said...

"I'M RILED UP WHO WANTS SOME NOW"

Suite

Jugdish said...

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST


come on ep...Christmas is in 2 days

Meiz said...

Blue hates me. I do a few of those things just to be a dickhead.

Kevin said...

mize ♥s Miracle

ToddPacker said...

"come on ep...Christmas is in 2 days"

christ is fake

Kevin said...

"come on ep...Christmas is in 2 days"

I thought LP was celebrating festivus today

Meiz said...

"i could get one of those remote control ones they fly around inside the mall"


Air Hogs!

Jugdish said...

wrong

Jugdish said...

festivus is suite

El Padrino said...

"Have you said before that bglp gets up during the night?"

Yea and she asks me for milk

she doesnt get out of bed without me knowing or my wife knowing

but that's my kid, maybe that other kid got out of bed more and walked around but if she did the parent(s) should have locked the door or be more aware

ToddPacker said...

is there a link to this kid story?

tem said...

"IM SAYING YOUR KID SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO SNEAK OUT YOUR APARTMENT AND CLIMB UP STAIRS TO A ROOF

SHE MIGHT GET HURT YA KNOW"


we get it....you are saying that if your kid happens to get up and sneak out that you are a terrible parent and should be killed.

you are saying there is no circumstance where a kid could sneak out and if they did then it is 100% bad parenting. every time. not once has it happened to a good parent. every time it has happened it was a bad parent.

Jugdish said...

is there a link to this kid story?


it was just made up

Kevin said...

"Yea and she asks me for milk"


Does she still get it out of the teet?




s

Beth said...

This whole argument wouldn't be necessary if everyone would just listen to Judge Jug's earlier comment:

the defense will conceed that the parents were probably negligent in this situation if you are willing to conceed that it is silly to think there is no way a child of 3 could ever sneak out.

tem said...

"Does she still get it out of the teet?"

not if she is axing el pad.

tem said...

"This whole argument wouldn't be necessary if everyone would just listen to Judge Jug's earlier comment:"

i was down with that. i was down with agreeing to disagree.

but now i am not.

Kevin said...

"not if she is axing el pad."

She has to get him out of the way

El Padrino said...

"come on ep...Christmas is in 2 days"

i know and i was in such a good mood too

El Padrino said...

terrible parent link

tem said...

i am kind of bummed that lunch is soon.

i am having fun getting el pad riled up.

tem said...

hey el pad, where exactly is your kid now?

El Padrino said...

"the defense will conceed that the parents were probably negligent in this situation if you are willing to conceed that it is silly to think there is no way a child of 3 could ever sneak out."

fine, but only because it's xmas

El Padrino said...

"hey el pad, where exactly is your kid now?"

in the car with her mother, going to the pork store

Meiz said...

"anyone around tw or just me?"


I'll be here

Kevin said...

"in the car with her mother, going to the pork store"

Too.....many.....jokes

tem said...

are you sure? you can see her right now? you have a camera on her or something?

Jugdish said...

pork store is funny

tem said...

and when she gets to the pork store where will she be? the whole time, you know her every step?

she won't touch anything at the pork store that she isn't supposed to touch because you are watching her 24-7?

El Padrino said...

"are you sure? you can see her right now? you have a camera on her or something?"

just spoke to her

i'm relying on my significant other for her caretaking today since i cannot physically see her

El Padrino said...

"and when she gets to the pork store where will she be? the whole time, you know her every step?

she won't touch anything at the pork store that she isn't supposed to touch because you are watching her 24-7?"

i've calmed down, this stupidity is not working anymore

tem said...

there won't be any pork related accidents because you called ahead and warned the pork people that she was coming and made sure they baby proofed the place?

you called all the other customers at the pork store and told them to watch out for bgelpad and to be careful?

Jugdish said...

i've calmed down, this stupidity is not working anymore


eli sucks



s

tem said...

the whole pork district knows that they will be in the area?

Kevin said...

tem is on fir* today

kodiac said...

there are not a enough details for me to determine whether it was negligence/bad parenting

-both sides make good points; I just think it's too early to really say either way.

Kevin said...

Are they going to the beef district after they leave the pork district?

El Padrino said...

i will concede bad things can happen to good parents

but that is more of a freak accident type deal, a good parent can prevent a 3 year old from sneaking out

Kevin said...

"I just think it's too early to really say either way."

That's too boring

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