Tuesday, December 08, 2009

TCS Begins

Well I guess it is time to start the TCS. The following are the rules for the TCS.

1st Round is this post through Keith's post next Monday. It includes LOV AD and LOV WE.

The 1st Round will feature no head to head match ups it is Rotisserie or however that is spelled. The top 8 people advance to round 2.

Round 2 is from my next post through Keith's 12-21 post. If you are going on vacation tough. Round 2 will be seeds 1 vs 8, 2 vs 7, etc.

TCS takes a holiday break and resumes with Round 3 starting with my 1-5 post.

Round 4, the final round starts with my 1-12 post and goes through Keith's 1-18 post.

My 1-19 post will be a post dedicated to the awesomeness of the winner.

I will give periodic updates to the scoring.

During round 1 a person can get no more than 100 points on a single post.

In the event of a tie I will break the tie with a trivia question that hopefully can not be looked up on the intraweb.

Scoring is as such:
comments that make me laugh are worth 1 or 2 points, depending on the comedy level.
comments with stupid HDH that appears forced are worth -2 points unless noted by an asterisk indicating you did it on purpose.
comments with links to nekkid celebs I have never seen before are worth 2 points
comments with links to nekkid people I don't want to look at are worth -2 points.
comments that would resemble a good temrant are worth 2 points.
spamming comments is worth -5 points. i alone determine spamming. (this will come into play when someone blocks their way to newer/older)
natty Zs are worth 2 points.
premie Zs are worth 2 points.
properly timed walls are worth 2 points
bad walls are worth -2 points.
cumfastery on links is worth -2 points.
messing up then/than will be punished, I don't care if you end up with a negative. -2 for then/than error
by the by, accepted lov vernacular, like suite, holier then now, etc will not be penalized.
properly hitting older, newer, sparta and rev is worth 2 points.
messing up older, newer, sparta and rev is worth -2 points.
comments that otherwise are impressive but not specifically noted above are worth 1 or 2 points. this is a catch all category because the above rules don't capture all the awesomeness that is spewed here.
remember during round 1 a person can get no more than 100 points on a single post.
a nekkid picture of beth ends the TCS and whoever posted the picture is declared the winner, beth is declared to get 2nd. If beth links the pic she gets both 1st and 2nd.
a nekkid picture of hsilok puts keith in the finals no questions asked.
these pictures have to be good pictures and can't suck.
randomly I will ask trivia questions. whoever answers it first gets 2 points.

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blue said...

First


now that's gotta be worth some points

blue said...

woman rushed to hospital from Tiger Woods' home


boy found alive, hiding in attic


coincidences?

blue said...

and i've already lost my TCS motor

tem said...

score update:

blue 1

everyone else 0

blue said...

Yes!

El Padrino said...

and we are off

blue said...

holiday party at work this afternoon

it won't be as good as jung taos and kareoke...but maybe i'll get some mistletoe for the hot receptionist (s)

El Padrino said...

these rules work against me, very unfair

blue said...

i'm surprised you read the rules

El Padrino said...

"comments with stupid HDH that appears forced are worth -2 points unless noted by an asterisk"

i never force hdh, just remember that

"cumfastery on links is worth -2 points."

dammit, bryant gumbel has cancer and i dont know if it was linked because i'm too lazy to go read lovad

blue said...

then don't link it....just bafhia it

Steve said...

EP. You and I should have a side contest. Let's see who can get the lower negative number.

I bet I can knock out a -25 without breaking a sweat.

El Padrino said...

any birthday sex for tem?

El Padrino said...

"EP. You and I should have a side contest. Let's see who can get the lower negative number."

i'm too funny and awesome to end up with a negative number

blue said...

"i'm too funny and awesome to end up with a negative number"

i don't think jokes about you give you points though

Meiz said...

Frist*


now that's gotta be worth some points




Fizzzzed

El Padrino said...

"i don't think jokes about you give you points though"

if they did I'd win right now

blue said...

wouldn't be much of a contest

ToddPacker said...

tcs season is the better

tem said...

"i don't think jokes about you give you points though"

if they are funny they are.

blue said...

tiger used the alias "Will Smith" when he was admitted to the hospital?

I guess Will is related to Harris Smith

ToddPacker said...

i think i missed the last 2 tcs

El Padrino said...

Laguradia airport, happy bday!

ToddPacker said...

"i'm surprised you read the rules"

nice

tem said...

"any birthday sex for tem?"

no and tem isn't too happy about it.

2 birthday bjs though.

ToddPacker said...

tcs rules are very different than i remember

Meiz said...

I still don't know what the hell TCS is.










/Aitch

blue said...

"2 birthday bjs though."

same girl or did you Tiger Woods it?

Meiz said...

"i'm too funny and awesome to end up with a negative number"


You forgot the S

Meiz said...

I'd be reticent to say that I was on time to work today

ToddPacker said...

tcs has me shook

ToddPacker said...

tps pile is high

ToddPacker said...

tcs > tps

ToddPacker said...

woe

El Padrino said...

"2 birthday bjs though."

what's a "bj"?

Beth said...

"2 birthday bjs though"

We already knew this was the 1st birthday that you and tcgtis are together, but if we didn't already know it the above statement would have told us that.

El Padrino said...

"You forgot the S"


you know damn well i'm hilarious

ToddPacker said...

i might try and have a few beers with jug on thursday

tem said...

yes, yes it would have

ToddPacker said...

he's staying at a disney resort

Beth said...

Steve does raise a good related point, the person with the largest negative # in TCS should at least be acknowledged, unless it's obvious they were aiming for that trophy.

tem said...

"same girl or did you Tiger Woods it?"

same girl.

Meiz said...

"We already knew this was the 1st birthday that you and tcgtis are together, but if we didn't already know it the above statement would have told us that."


This comment was brought to you by "making a comment just for the sake of making a comment"

Beth said...

"a nekkid picture of beth ends the TCS and she is declared the winner"

I'm SAS that you didn't say the person who posts it is declared the winner. I feel complimented that you are assuming I'm the only one who could post such a picture.

Beth said...

"This comment was brought to you by "making a comment just for the sake of making a comment"

As opposed to 90% of your comments, which are brought to you by "bitching about something I've bitched about thousands of times before but am too wimpy to do anything about".

blue said...

nekkid picture of beth and we're all winners

tem said...

i don't think anyone got a negative # last year.

tem said...

OK, just looked, freak got negative last year, but he did that on purpose.

Beth said...

"nekkid picture of beth and we're all winners"

Not me i don't want to see a dong.

/zeke

But i do!

/ep

tem said...

"I'm SAS that you didn't say the person who posts it is declared the winner. I feel complimented that you are assuming I'm the only one who could post such a picture."

good point.

tem said...

i will have to alter the rule

El Padrino said...

"Not me i don't want to see a dong.

/zeke

But i do!

/ep"


beth's on fire

tem said...

how long did el pad correct grammar for last week? did it last longer than 10 minutes?

ToddPacker said...

can't wait for the tem trivia questions

ns

ToddPacker said...

"beth's on fire"

beth is tcs ready

ToddPacker said...

sugar bowl is a go

ToddPacker said...

damn my natty timing is off

Beth said...

"beth is tcs ready"

I am actually not a fan of the TCS (ns) and I realize that will likely cost me points. I know I have zero chance of winning and if I do well at first I start to force it (twss).

Plus, during TCS there are too many damn comments to catch up on if you are gone for even a couple hours.

tem said...

does tp get to order sugar bowl tickets through UF because he has season tickets?

Meiz said...

"he's staying at a disney resort"


I smell a mancation!!

ToddPacker said...

"Plus, during TCS there are too many damn comments to catch up on if you are gone for even a couple hours"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ToddPacker said...

Plus, during TCS there are too many damn comments to catch up on if you are gone for even a couple hours


what are you talking about, who reads the comments

/ep

tem said...

"I know I have zero chance of winning"

actually you have the easiest path to victory.

Meiz said...

"how long did el pad correct grammar for last week? did it last longer than 10 minutes?"


It lasted like 3 comments. 2 of which he LP'd. It was not a good era.

ToddPacker said...

"does tp get to order sugar bowl tickets through UF because he has season tickets?"

i don't donate enough to get bowl tickets through my season tickets (unless it's a crap bowl game).... i have friends that do donate enough though. that's why i had trouble getting tickets to the sec champ game

Beth said...

Don't worry tem, my dislike of the TCS doesn't affect my feelings for you. (Especially since you were nice enough not to mention that 1 of your 2 bjs' was from me.)

ToddPacker said...

tcs ass-kissing from beth

Beth said...

"actually you have the easiest path to victory"

I work for attorneys and am engaged to one, I need to negotiate this.

What would a normal clothed pic get me, and what about a bikini pic? (Not saying I'm considering either, but I'm curious.)

ToddPacker said...

what does a nekkid pic of rev get you in tcs points?

Beth said...

"tcs ass-kissing from beth"

I didn't say what my feelings for tem actually were - maybe it's hate or pity.

Beth said...

"what does a nekkid pic of rev get you in tcs points?"

Ok, that cracked me up.

Meiz said...

Mize has a nice little Friday night lined up.

ToddPacker said...

beth have you ever been to max lagers in downtown atlanta... the food was pretty good. the beer was just ehh

ToddPacker said...

"Mize has a nice little Friday night lined up."

dummy date?

tem said...

"What would a normal clothed pic get me"

2 points

"what about a bikini pic?"

10 points, which is generous considering i have seen that already.

tem said...

"Mize has a nice little Friday night lined up."

home depot, bed bath and beyond?

Steve said...

"what does a nekkid pic of rev get you in tcs points?"


you'd win. not because of points but because nobody would ever come here ever again.

tem said...

"what does a nekkid pic of rev get you in tcs points?"

if you could figure out a way for everyone to see it but me then you would get 100 points.

-100 if i saw it.

ToddPacker said...

"you'd win. not because of points but because nobody would ever come here ever again."

good point, steve

tem said...

"maybe it's hate or pity."

cool, maybe i have a chance at a pity fuck.

Beth said...

"What would a normal clothed pic get me"
2 points
"what about a bikini pic?"
10 points, which is generous considering i have seen that already."

Tem is tough.

Beth said...

"cool, maybe i have a chance at a pity fuck"

You have a girl now, don't pull a Tiger.

El Padrino said...

"Mize has a nice little Friday night lined up."

taking the pussy off the pedestial
good luck man, seal the deal you motorboatin sob

blue said...

if he hasn't sealed the deal, she's not his girl

El Padrino said...

meiz randy wolf excite you?

ToddPacker said...

bad week for jug to be out of town

blue said...

jug had no shot anyway, his era is over

ToddPacker said...

never count jug out

ToddPacker said...

he's a bridge survivor

Meiz said...

"meiz randy wolf excite you?"


Sadly,..........YES!!!

ToddPacker said...

...and a scientist

blue said...

old ladies play bridge

blue said...

he was more impressive when he was an astronaut

Meiz said...

"taking the pussy off the pedestial
good luck man, seal the deal you motorboatin sob"


Baby steps, my friend. Baby steps.

El Padrino said...

SG put Tiger in the Tyson zone

ToddPacker said...

jug is an old lady?

ToddPacker said...

"Baby steps, my friend. Baby steps."

nice work, meiz

Meiz said...

"home depot, bed bath and beyond?"


Here

El Padrino said...

ryan grant is a bum

Beth said...

My theory about the TCS is it's just a well thought out way for tem to avoid having to do any real posts for a few weeks.

He knows going on who is getting roughly how many points based on his general impressions of everyone over the last year or so. Then he only has to spend a couple minutes each week before his score update post deciding how to adjust the points slightly based on the last week's comments.

kodiac said...

Cmkod and I are trying husband/wife insemination this week.
-Unfortunately, I can't miss work on Thursday to go to the clinic and give a "sample", and it's the only day this month it might work. This lead to the following conversation this morning:

cmkod: "I'll come to your work and you can give a sample to me there"

me: "you want me to jerk off in the bathroom at my office?"

cmkod: "we don't have another choice; just be sneaky about it."

me: : bad idea jeans :

El Padrino said...

sorry to hear that kod and good luck

ToddPacker said...

kod has to get some points for that story

kodiac said...

thanks EP!

blue said...

awesome story

blue said...

couldn't imagine a mini-kod running around, it would be like full grown at 3 ft tall.

Meiz said...

bossman got banned from huffington again. that makes it a half dozen.

El Padrino said...

this pandora music channel sucks balls

El Padrino said...

for what meiz, he harrasses them?

Meiz said...

"ryan grant is a bum"

Snow is white

tem said...

the fuck is huffington?

Meiz said...

"for what meiz, he harrasses them?"


Yeah.

Meiz said...

"this pandora music channel sucks balls"


Your fault for liking shitty music

El Padrino said...

huffington post

El Padrino said...

"Your fault for liking shitty music"

xmas music is not shitty

Beth said...

Good luck with that kod!

But if cmkod is coming to your place to pick up the sample, shouldn't she help you produce it? I'm just saying...

Beth said...

If American Idol was like this, more men would watch.

ToddPacker said...

what are the odds that a kod #3 story would of* sparked day 1 of the tcs?

tem said...

" shouldn't she help you produce it? "

parking lot bj.

blue said...

just produce a sample wednesday night and throw it in the fridge

El Padrino said...

my coporate perks

free PS3 with purchase of Sony Bravia HD TV

tem said...

isn't best buy offering that same deal basically?

tem said...

like $1100 off of a TV(depending on tv size), PS3 and 2 games or something....or basically like the PS3 is free.

tem said...

"Save $789-$1,118 when you buy any Sony 120Hz or 240Hz HDTV 46" class or larger, buy a select PS3 system, and choose a PS3 game and Blu-ray movie from a select list."

blue said...

so LP works for BestBuy....got it

Meiz said...

"Wolf might not be the only starting pitcher the Brewers acquire this week. They've reportedly discussed a deal with the Mets that would send Corey Hart to New York for John Maine"


Please, Tom Cruise, let this happen.

Meiz said...

Dummy makes me so incredibly MAD

tem said...

is dummy rising up?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"xmas music is not shitty"

yea it it, just because you grew up listening to it in the toy workshop doesnt mean its not shitty

Spaceman Spiff said...

jersey shore punch GIF

from yesterday, so good, dont want anyone to miss it

kodiac said...

couldn't imagine a mini-kod running around, it would be like full grown at 3 ft tall.

could go either way; cmkod has a lot of height in her family. I could have a kid who towers over me

Meiz said...

"is dummy rising up?"

No. Just won't shut the fuck up.

tem said...

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

"isn't best buy offering that same deal basically?"

no clue

El Padrino said...

spiff you have a blu ray player?

El Padrino said...

punch gif

wonder what happens next

El Padrino said...

but what does she say to him

like your mother is a cunt?

i mean that was a strong reaction to words right there

El Padrino said...

john maine is broken meiz

Meiz said...

I'm gonna bombard her with obscure baseball stats. That would be the equivalent to what she yammers on about.

El Padrino said...

i think he should be used out of the pen because his stuff moves and he only goes 5 innings when he starts

Keef said...

"a nekkid picture of hsilok puts keith in the finals no questions asked."



What about a bikini pic?

Keef said...

How do you get 7,500 people rip-roaring mad at you? Don't get MJ to actually show up.
That's the situation that Utah Flash owner Brandt Anderson finds himself in after he allowed rumors that His Airness would be taking on former Utah Jazz guard Byron Russell at halftime of a Flash game on Monday night, The Associated Press reports.
"If you were at the game tonight I hope you had fun," Anderson wrote on his blog after the game. "This was done in fun. If you did not see it as fun or you feel we went over the top I am sorry."
The Jordan hype began when Russell challenged Jordan, with Anderson offering $100,000 to the charity of the winner's choice in a one-on-one game to 21. Jordan never made any acknowledgment of the challenge, but Flash officials made no effort to silence the building media hype on Monday.
Anderson said that he sent an MJ lookalike with bodyguards around the community of Provo, Utah, throughout the day in order to generate hype for the "event."



Hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

deke

"Vodka Soon Available in Pill Form"

alcohol poisoning will be easy as fuck

Meiz said...

"john maine is broken meiz"

Broken John Maine or Jeff Suppan? Hmmmmmmmmmm...I'll go with Maine

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff you have a blu ray player?"

not a stand alone one, but I bought a laptop over black friday weekend that has a blu-ray drive, so i just hook up my computer to the TV right now.

i am looking to buy either the Samsung BD-P3600 or the LG BD390 as soon as i can get a good deal. i need one that has wireless included and netflix ready. from what ive read the LG one is better

Meiz said...

Her name is Cherinna, NOT SHERRIE. You dumb fucking bitch! This woman has been a very good customer of ours for at least 5 years. Give her the fucking respect of knowing her goddamn name.

Meiz said...

She's rearranging the envelopes now.

Oh thank god you moved that envelope! This place was in shambles before you did that.

El Padrino said...

"i am looking to buy either the Samsung BD-P3600 or the LG BD390 as soon as i can get a good deal."

let me know if one comes along, i'm in the market

blue said...

tell us more meiz it's riveting

Spaceman Spiff said...

"She's rearranging the envelopes now. "

now youre just nitpicking

blue said...

the LG is the bomb sauce diggity

blue's pops has a couple of the LG ones...very good

Spaceman Spiff said...

"let me know if one comes along, i'm in the market"

do you need wireless and netflix too, if not you could cop a cheaper one

blue said...

careful with the wireless though spiff, they don't download quicklike wireless.


fast enough probably, but much faster if hardwired.

Meiz said...

Okay, I'll stop.

El Padrino said...

"do you need wireless and netflix too, if not you could cop a cheaper one"

wireless neigh, netflix ready yes

El Padrino said...

it's a gift

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wireless neigh, netflix ready yes"


check this one out

150$

El Padrino said...

more carrie underwood bikini shots

El Padrino said...

suite one spiff

Meiz said...

"#Mets hire former Az mgr Bob Melvin as mjr lge scout"


How the mighty have fallen

El Padrino said...

rosie jones tits, but her face...

isiah thompson said...

power is out at work, got to go home, but I do have a little TPS to get done. (semi-woe)

isiah thompson said...

nice post freak, I see the TCS is back....I quit.

El Padrino said...

college nicknames

isiah thompson said...

"nekkid picture of beth and we're all winners"

Not me i don't want to see a dong.

/zeke

But i do!

/ep

she's stepping up her TCS game but tried downplay it later.

I see how you are beth.

isiah thompson said...

I've got a new theory, re: Tiger Woods

he was banging his mom-in-law also and elin clubbed the bitch.

El Padrino said...

the fed ex plane story is grate* but the rest are good to, i love aviation

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IN YOU FACE!!!!! Padrino!

FAAAAACCCCCE!

Spaceman Spiff said...

at&t had a promotion so i ended up get the bold 2, they paid me 100$ after all was said and done

isiah thompson said...

do we even have more than 8 "regulars"? tem should have randomly seeded us for the 1st round

Keef said...

"She's rearranging the envelopes now.

Oh thank god you moved that envelope! This place was in shambles before you did that."


So you don't want her working with customers. You don't want her talking to you. You don't want her out of the way arranging envelopes.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i am a waste of a spot im always on vacation during the important parts of TCS

Keef said...

"do we even have more than 8 "regulars"? tem should have randomly seeded us for the 1st round"



Then rev would feel left out and make a mountain out of a molehill

Keef said...

Crazy fucking storms here last night. All kinds of trees uprooted and laying along the ro-add. I just drove through an intersection and the red light was missing. The yellow and green lights were still attached, but the top third with the red light broked* off

Keef said...

LP's favorite coach is staying at Ole Miss

Keef said...

My keeper team is 6-7 and ranked 9 out of 10. Woe

isiah thompson said...

Crazy fucking storms here last night. All kinds of trees uprooted and laying along the ro-add. I just drove through an intersection and the red light was missing. The yellow and green lights were still attached, but the top third with the red light broked* off


god bless that storm

home work = bombsauce

isiah thompson said...

first thing I heard on the radio when I woke up was about power outages, prayed it was my work.

thanks Osama!

El Padrino said...

i read this 5 times, somehow dont remember it but it's incredible, this guy really fucked them up, his plan was a bit flawed.

isiah thompson said...

d-bags can't score runs so they're trying to trade their best pitcher and get two pitchers in return?

smrt*

Keef said...

Y! college bowl pick em


Group ID# 15610
PW: bluesucks

Meiz said...

"So you don't want her working with customers. You don't want her talking to you. You don't want her out of the way arranging envelopes."


Correct. I want her to sit silently in the back area, and packaging stuff when needed.

Keef said...

My Y! NFL team was consistent this year. Start off 3-0. Then lose 6 in a row. Then finish the season with 4 straight wins.

Keef said...

No consolation playoff bracket is the suck

Keef said...

"Correct. I want her to sit silently in the back area, and packaging stuff when needed."


At least your* not asking too much

Spaceman Spiff said...

"No consolation playoff bracket is the suck"

yea, i went something like 0-3-1 to finish the season and miss the playoffs

Meiz said...

Dummy giving out psychological advice is hilarious.

Meiz said...

Bing & Bowie's Little Drummer Boy is the greatest Christmas song ever

isiah thompson said...

Suisham cut.

good riddance you cock-a-roach

Meiz said...

Suisham got cut

isiah thompson said...

let me see if I can add a consolation bracket, I don't remember de-selecting it, thought it would be an auto-setting.

I still blame freak.

Meiz said...

Suisham i2i

isiah thompson said...

Suisham i2i

DOUBLE DRAGON!

Spaceman Spiff said...

gotta thank suisham, werent gonna make the playoffs, cost us 2 games to get a better draft pick

isiah thompson said...

I couldn't find an option to add a consolation bracket, I emailed their help desk for advise*/help.

isiah thompson said...

gotta thank suisham, werent gonna make the playoffs, cost us 2 games to get a better draft pick


yeah that's true, although the Skins don't have their 3rd rounder (not sure about other picks)

tem said...

"
What about a bikini pic?"

10 points

tem said...

"blue's pops has a couple of the LG ones...very good"

blue's pops is rich. 2 blue rays?

El Padrino said...

he had to go, cmon

El Padrino said...

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