Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Round 2 Recap and Round 3 preview

It's over. Round 2 is over. I'm going to drive to work now, yeah I know I am supposed to be there already, but I am not. Blue would totally fire me.

Anyway, I'm driving to work, then scoring Keith's post and then I'll put up the Round 2 recap and Round 3 preview.


Round 2 Recap:

Keith vs H

H and Beth battled all week, but just weren't enough to overcome the Keith juggernaut. Keith got little to no help from Tyler (word is Tyler doesn't care), but he didn't need it. He pulls out a 197 to 162 win.

Freak vs El Pad

El Pad was a determined little elf, but it was Spiff who carried his team. Freak got the help we expected out of 1/2 Rev, but this match-up was all about Spiff. Freak's gameplan of late night walls was messed up by late night H and Spiff sightings. Nonetheless Freak put up a ton of points, but didn't pull off the win. El Pad wins 241 to 193.5.

Zeke vs Blue

Zeke acted like he didn't want to win this one, but he put enough points together to pull it off. bgBlue may have hurt Blue's chances to win this one. The kid is already ruining things for Blue. Kod pulled more than his fair share here and kept Blue in it, but with other things on his mind Blue couldn't pull of the upset. Zeke wins 177.5 to 140.

TP vs Meiz

TP gets hosed in round 2. The Jug and Meiz combo is strong and TP had no chance. Between moving offices and being old TP didn't have the time or energy to compete. Meiz rolls 188 to 122.


Round 3 Preview

TCS takes a holiday break and resumes with Round 3 starting with my 1-5 post. I hope everyone remembers this. The 4 players have some time to rest up and relax until round 3 starts.


Meiz Vs Keith

Head to head I think this one is a blowout for Keith, but the Round 3 rules allow for each person to draft someone to help them out. Meiz gets the first pick. His chances in this round will rest squarely on the shoulders of whoever he picks.

Zeke vs El Pad

El Pad had the fire (and Spiff's help) to defeat Freak, the jury here says that he will lack the fire to be cutthroat with Zeke. El Pad gets the second pick in the draft, one has to wonder if he will go back to Spiff or try to ride someone else to the finals. Zeke should do fine if he tries...but will he try?

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Jugdish said...

now i make a push to be drafted

Jugdish said...

having the draft today would be the better

Beth said...

And I make a push not to be drafted.

Mel Kiper would put spiff as the likely # 1 draft pick I'd think.

Jugdish said...

Mel Kiper would put spiff as the likely # 1 draft pick I'd think.


i would not disagree...

Beth said...

I wonder though, just like the team with the top pick often tries to negotiate a contract before actually drafting someone, would it be wise for the TCS top seed to make sure who they draft will actually work hard for them if drafted?

Beth said...

I think someone should draft rev just to spite the TCS.

Jugdish said...

i would think so. I'll be around this week, but the following week i would not be a good draft pick

Jugdish said...

maybe im a week off...i lost a week in orlando

Beth said...

I dont think round 3 starts til Jan 4th.

Jugdish said...

I dont think round 3 starts til Jan 4th.


ahhh...that would be the week i am gone. jug is not a good draft pick for that week

ToddPacker said...

i got a ton of AD points last night

s

ToddPacker said...

finally saw the hangover last night.... i must have gotten the non-ohio version because i thought it was grate*

Jugdish said...

I didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaust.

ToddPacker said...

"I didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaust."

grate*

ToddPacker said...

9:00am conference call. woe

Beth said...

I need to see the Hangover soon. Has anyone here heard any feedback on whether women like it too, or is it just a guy movie?

Jugdish said...

stiggy liked it

Jugdish said...

s

Beth said...

Stiggy's alive?

Steve said...

i wanna be like the adam morrison of the draft.

get drafted, not really do anything and still end up with a ring.

H said...

"aitch as a #8 seed was like the Nuggets when they beat the Sonics in the 90s in the first round"

Is this a compliment or an insult?

Jugdish said...

yes

blue said...

you're like dikembe.


you walk into a room and say "who wants to sex aitch"

blue said...

i thought about making a push in AD...then decided...that would be dum

blue said...

I think spiff is gone that same week that jug is gone too

Beth said...

"i wanna be like the adam morrison of the draft.

get drafted, not really do anything and still end up with a ring"


I don't think putting this out there before the draft helped your draft position.

H said...

I'm pretty good, blue, but it's not quite that easy.

blue said...

it was for dikembe

Steve said...

"I don't think putting this out there before the draft helped your draft position."


I'm keeping it real.

blue said...

""i wanna be like the adam morrison of the draft""


except black

Jugdish said...

LeAdam Morrison

tem said...

TPS is calling, meeting time.

You all will have to wait for round 2 scores.

tfb.

qyb.

Beth said...

"TPS is calling, meeting time.

You all will have to wait for round 2 scores."


-2 points for tem.

El Padrino said...

did freak have a good night?
if so i'm toast

El Padrino said...

"LeAdam Morrison"

winner

El Padrino said...

shopping was a nightmare, and the mall wasnt even that crowded

El Padrino said...

beth i got you something

Beth said...

"beth i got you something"

Let me guess, a dick in a box?

El Padrino said...

"Let me guess, a dick in a box?"

i was gonna send you a dong pic but don't want to link it and get minus tcs points

El Padrino said...

that's ns

Steve said...

why do you have a picture of a dong?

El Padrino said...

i'm sick

El Padrino said...

cmep has been horny lately she must be ovulating or something so i sent her some dong pics sunday and forgot to delete them

ROMANCE!

Beth said...

"cmep has been horny lately she must be ovulating or something so i sent her some dong pics sunday and forgot to delete them

ROMANCE!"

Did you find the dong pics on the internet Sunday, or were they ones you previously downloaded and were already in your private collection?

Beth said...

"i was gonna send you a dong pic but don't want to link it and get minus tcs points"

The thought alone may get you negative points, even with the scoring closed.

H said...

Getting my brakes done today. Woohoo!

El Padrino said...

"Did you find the dong pics on the internet Sunday, or were they ones you previously downloaded and were already in your private collection?"

negative funny woman

Beth said...

"Getting my brakes done today. Woohoo!"

Hopefully that's code for something else.

El Padrino said...

my credit card was abused yesterday, shit needed some ky jelly by the 6th store

El Padrino said...

el p's credit card = the white girl's butthole in colorado

Beth said...

So a female friend just sent me this joke:

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.

So yeah, I can sometimes understand why men have such ambivalent feelings toward women...

El Padrino said...

but i learnt my lesson

the cc gets paid in full at the end of jan

baby steps

El Padrino said...

women are complex

El Padrino said...

My lesbian neighbors bought me a rolex for xmas. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

Beth said...

"My lesbian neighbors bought me a rolex for xmas. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."

This is probably a very old joke but it still got a chuckle out of me.

Beth said...

"women are complex"

If by "complex" you mean bat-shit crazy then I agree.

/everyone on LOV (including me some days)

ToddPacker said...

beth, does that car leak oil once a month?

Beth said...

"beth, does that car leak oil once a month?"

Funny.

El Padrino said...

"If by "complex" you mean bat-shit crazy then I agree."

I was being PC but yeah

El Padrino said...

keef's house made me Aitch

ToddPacker said...

"keef's house made me Aitch"

why?

ToddPacker said...

not sure why kev didn't take a picture of his star wars/ family guy/ tarentino memorabilia room

El Padrino said...

"keef's house made me Aitch"

why?

just lots of ammo, in a bustin balls type of way

El Padrino said...

aja i searched the hsil room pic for at least 20 min looking for dirty panties on the floor

ns (don't judge me)

Beth said...

"not sure why kev didn't take a picture of his star wars/ family guy/ tarentino memorabilia room"

I think he had to clear that room out to store all his fireworks.

ToddPacker said...

"I think he had to clear that room out to store all his fireworks."

good point

Beth said...

"aja i searched the hsil room pic for at least 20 min looking for dirty panties on the floor"

Clearly you missed it when jug made almost the same comment shortly after the picture was posted. Tem even gave him 2 TCS points for that comment.

ToddPacker said...

i was hoping to see a home depot apron with a kevin name tag in one of the pictures

El Padrino said...

aja

life is grape

Jugdish said...

aja i searched the hsil room pic for at least 20 min looking for dirty panties on the floor

ns (don't judge me)


epfast

tem said...

scores from keiths post:

keith 36
freak 18
zeke 25
TP 7
meiz 13
blue 10
el pad 0
H 3
spiff 47
beth 11
kod 3
rev 4
steve 8
jug 16
Tyler 0

tem said...

final scores before points get given away (which i haven't decided on whether or not to allow, i said you could trade them, giving them away is not really trading, but it kind of is):

K 197 H 162
F 193.5 L 241
Z 177.5 B 140
T 122 M 188

Steve said...

"i was hoping to see a home depot apron with a kevin name tag in one of the pictures"


that would have been awesome

Beth said...

Tem, what's the verdict on point transferring like freak and zeke want to do? Didn't you say before that that's allowed?

Beth said...

Never mind, you just answered it, sort of.

tem said...

and actually i said you could trade players, not points.

ToddPacker said...

8 points for steve, nice work (ns)... sorry i was too busy to put up a fight against team meizjug

tem said...

but that is a moot point because freak would just trade half of himself or whatever to accomplish the same goal.

El Padrino said...

"epfast"

shocker alert

i didnt read yesterdays comments, thouroughly

tem said...

steve had good points but blogger robbed him of like 8 points with triple walls.

El Padrino said...

spiff, i owe ya one

Jugdish said...

i didnt read yesterdays comments, thouroughly



by thouroughly you mean not at all

Beth said...

"i didnt read yesterdays comments, thouroughly"

Lots of spiff boob links, you missed out.

El Padrino said...

"Lots of spiff boob links, you missed out."

yup saw those, glorious

Jugdish said...

Lots of spiff boob links, you missed out.



gross

/mize

El Padrino said...

the real rain man died

El Padrino said...

how is jimmie johnson the athlete of the year

H said...

I appreciate the gesture but I don't want the points. If I didn't win on my own effort and Beth's help, it would be a hollow victory to move on. NS.

And that was way too serious of a comment for TCS.

Beth said...

"how is jimmie johnson the athlete of the year"

Don't you have to participate in a real sport to be athlete of the year?

(zeke bat signal)

H said...

Beth no code. I've mentioned here several times that my car is off the road and I need to fix it to get it going again. Brakes are another step.

El Padrino said...

we is confused as to what an atha-leet* is

El Padrino said...

javier vasquez to yanks for melky

El Padrino said...

and boone logan whoever that is

Beth said...

"Beth no code."

It was actually just a joke H.

Beth said...

"we is confused as to what an atha-leet* is"

Well I think any ongoing debate as to whether golfers are athletes has been put to rest by the recent revelations about Tiger.

(s)

El Padrino said...

a pimp is an athlete

Beth said...

But clearly a pimp like Tiger is not a race car driver. At least Jimmie Johnson would never hit a tree like that.

tem said...

Remember:

TCS takes a holiday break and resumes with Round 3 starting with my 1-5 post.

tem said...

draft order for round 3:

1. meiz
2. LP
3. zeke
4. keith

tem said...

draft 1 person to help you out. pretty simple.

Kevin said...

"i was hoping to see a home depot apron with a kevin name tag in one of the pictures"


They don't let the aprons leave the store


ns

Kevin said...

If the 3rd round doesn't start for 2 weeks, why do we need to draft today?

Kevin said...

I don't hold my fantasy football draft in March

Jugdish said...

no one said you had to draft today

tem said...

"why do we need to draft today?"

who said you did?

El Padrino said...

"TCS takes a holiday break and resumes with Round 3 starting with my 1-5 post."

ah so holiday vacations won't matter much

tem said...

as. has the mat out.

tem said...

"ah so holiday vacations won't matter much"

that's the plan.

El Padrino said...

for a scientist tem you are pretty smat*

Kevin said...

"who said you did?"


I'll put the mat away

isiah thompson said...

I want to give my round 2 points to H then.

Kevin said...

I hope the Cards don't play Warner this week

tem said...

"I want to give my round 2 points to H then."

he didn't want them.

isiah thompson said...

T 122


then I give my points to T 122 whoever that is

El Padrino said...

"OBAMA ENDING YEAR ON LOW: 56% DISAPPROVE"

happy new year obama

tem said...

too late you gave them to H.

you are in round 3. tfb. just don't try in round 3 if you don't want to.

El Padrino said...

zorn presser was high-larry-us

isiah thompson said...

zorn presser was high-larry-us


I did a quick running diary of his pc last night.

El Padrino said...

vick's remorse went up against a goddamn buzzsaw

El Padrino said...

"I did a quick running diary of his pc last night."

i will check it out

ns

ToddPacker said...

this was probably answered already, do you keep your teammate from round two and then draft another person?

isiah thompson said...

this was probably answered already, do you keep your teammate from round two and then draft another person?


do we have enough people for that?

if not I draft Gil Arenas

ToddPacker said...

son, there ain't no draft no more.

there was one?

JFreak said...

A pox upon you tem.

ToddPacker said...

"do we have enough people for that?"

4 tcs teams of 3 > 4 tcs teams of 2... it's science

Beth said...

"4 tcs teams of 3 > 4 tcs teams of 2... it's science"

I think you meant 4 tcs teams of 3 < 8 tcs teams of 2

JFreak said...

I hope TP's job doesn't involve math.

Beth said...

Although it really wasn't quite 8 tcs teams of 2 since Rev was split up, but the point remains the same.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dammit, i tried this round because i am going on vacation, forgetting that the last round doesnt start until i come back

I touch packages said...

I'm not very happy about Jug's vacating during round 3. Team Meiz recognizes hard work and dedication, and was going to offer Jug a handsome extension. We like to keep our progress organic in this environment. In the end we just couldn't work out a deal.

Jugdish said...

i want to give my round 2 points to tem




s

Spaceman Spiff said...

i will probably stop caring over vacation, so drafters beware, i may perform revly

Jugdish said...

i wanted to test free agency

Spaceman Spiff said...

yankees got javier vasquez, melky gone to braves

Spaceman Spiff said...

solid move

Jugdish said...

spiffdrino

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite im already in neg point form

Jugdish said...

hooters for lunch...double punch lunch


suite

Jugdish said...

what are the tcs tiebreakers?

Beth said...

"what are the tcs tiebreakers?"

That's easy - tem arbitrarily changes the scores to get rid of the tie.

Jugdish said...

that's no fun

Jugdish said...

i wonder if there is going to be some sort of in person tcs at the lov picnic.

tem said...

"this was probably answered already, do you keep your teammate from round two and then draft another person?"

you do not keep your teammate.

you draft 1 new person.

tem said...

"A pox upon you tem."

your face is a pox.

you didn't want to win anyway.

Jugdish said...

i wonder if there is going to be some sort of in person tcs at the lov picnic.


after roughly 20 minutes of conversation we switch tables for bold/bnu

ep sitting in a booster seat asking questions about things that were just said

tem said...

"dammit, i tried this round because i am going on vacation, forgetting that the last round doesnt start until i come back"

just tell the top 4 not to draft you because you won't try.

you did your job already.

JFreak said...

"you didn't want to win anyway."

True.

You still spoiled my fun.

tem said...

""what are the tcs tiebreakers?"

That's easy - tem arbitrarily changes the scores to get rid of the tie."

^^

tem said...

"You still spoiled my fun."


i am a ruiner. just ask exfemtem.

tem said...

"after roughly 20 minutes of conversation we switch tables for bold/bnu

ep sitting in a booster seat asking questions about things that were just said"

hilarity

Steve said...

"happy new year obama"


i'm gonna enjoy spending your money, EP

isiah thompson said...

after roughly 20 minutes of conversation we switch tables for bold/bnu

ep sitting in a booster seat asking questions about things that were just said

zeke picks up the kickball and goes home.


*fized (but it twas hilarity w/o the fiz)

JFreak said...

I don't have her number.

Jugdish said...

i'm gonna enjoy spending your money, EP



s or ns?


/ep

Steve said...

after roughly 20 minutes of conversation we switch tables for bold/bnu

ep sitting in a booster seat asking questions about things that were just said

zeke picks up the kickball and goes home.

steve spills beer on his helmet. (only a true retard could spill beer on his helmet)

tem said...

"I don't have her number."

well then, you'll just have to believe me.

Jugdish said...

keef correcting everyone's english as he waits our table

I touch packages said...

Yankees are fucking loading up. They might win 140.

Kevin said...

"just lots of ammo, in a bustin balls type of way"

Chairs are too far away from the TV, huh?

isiah thompson said...

Yankees are fucking loading up. They might win 140.


didn't vazquez suck in the AL?

isiah thompson said...

vazquez won't be facing the Mess anymore.

Kevin said...

"keef correcting everyone's english as he waits our table"

Stop it. Beth is the one waiting tables

tem said...

vasquez can't pitch in big games.

he will suck suck suck in NY.

tem said...

he will suck you everytime.

I touch packages said...

"vasquez can't pitch in big games.

he will suck suck suck in NY."


I don't agree with this

isiah thompson said...

Vazquez* DOUBLE DRAGON TAT with tem

Kevin said...

"he will suck suck suck in NY."


He already suck suck sucked in NY once.

Kevin said...

"vazquez won't be facing the Mess anymore."

YOU LIE!

ToddPacker said...

"I think you meant 4 tcs teams of 3 < 8 tcs teams of 2"

no... for round 3, 4 team of 3 > 4 team of 2

ToddPacker said...

"I hope TP's job doesn't involve math."

it does

Beth said...

"Stop it. Beth is the one waiting tables"

Wait, I'm supposed to wait tables at the same time I'm supposed to be underneath them???

s

Kevin said...

M-E-S-S

Steve said...

"Wait, I'm supposed to wait tables at the same time I'm supposed to be underneath them???"


i was thinking more along the lines of on top on them dancing, but that works too.

isiah thompson said...

Wait, I'm supposed to wait tables at the same time I'm supposed to be underneath them???



there are some gentlemen here beth, we'd pitch in for a tent and air matress for you.

Beth said...

"no... for round 3, 4 team of 3 > 4 team of 2"

But what I said responded to the question of if we had enough people for 3 person teams in round 3. My fix shows that there would be less people involved in round 3 than round 2 even if round 3 had 3 people per team.

Kevin said...

logic has no place here

El Padrino said...

kevin loves the mets

ToddPacker said...

"But what I said responded to the question of if we had enough people for 3 person teams in round 3. My fix shows that there would be less people involved in round 3 than round 2 even if round 3 had 3 people per team."

got it

ToddPacker said...

"logic has no place here"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

"i was thinking more along the lines of on top on them dancing, but that works too."

If I'm going to be on top of the tables I'm going to have to make sure I can accept credit card tips. I'd get rich off of EP alone (assuming someone gave him a boost so he could reach me to tip me).

ToddPacker said...

"kevin loves the mets"

yes

ToddPacker said...

" I'd get rich off of EP alone "

so you would be wearing a fake dong?

Steve said...

"so you would be wearing a fake dong?"


hilarity

Beth said...

"so you would be wearing a fake dong?"

Nah, it's out in public so EP would need to continue the sham. In fact he'd tip me extra just to try and throw off suspicion.

I touch packages said...

@wbaltv11 Officials in Cincinnati say late Bengals star Chris Henry has already saved five lives because he was an organ donor.

isiah thompson said...

@wbaltv11 Officials in Cincinnati say late Bengals star Chris Henry has already saved five lives because he was an organ donor.


did he donate his dong?

/ep

El Padrino said...

this i like dong talk is sillyness

isiah thompson said...

this i like dong talk is sillyness

but did he donate it? I've got 30$ left on my capital one card to buy it if it's available.


*fized

El Padrino said...

what's in your wallet!

El Padrino said...

wall

I touch packages said...

Can't wait to hit the ice next month

El Padrino said...

what's hit the ice mean

El Padrino said...

did blue have the baby

El Padrino said...

congrats blue

El Padrino said...

loser

El Padrino said...

they are gonna take all your money blue

isiah thompson said...

watch out for piss ice deke

El Padrino said...

kev do you use that classico tomato sauce as spackle or you eat that?

El Padrino said...

block

El Padrino said...

block

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