Tuesday, December 15, 2009

ROUND 1 RESULTS / ROUND 2 PREVIEW

Yeah, so I got TPS raped yesterday. I still need to score the weekend post and Keith's post.

TCS round 2 starts with this post. So far the post is awesome. I will add the Round 1 recap and Round 2 preview later today.


Now, onto the recap.

Round 1 was dominated by people getting points for walls. Walls are easy points. Premie Zs were big as well. Old/new chimed in for some big points as well. It was an impressive showing by everyone involved. Anyway, let's get to the Round 2 preview:


#1 seed - Keith 89pts

It should be no surprise that Keith pulls in the #1 seed. He is the hardest working dawg out there. 2 jobs, a wife, a hsil roommate and still he finds the time to post on here. This wasn't as dominating as a performance as it seems though. A young upstart from Indiana nearly unseated him.

# 8 seed - H 35pts

I have no clue how H squeezed his way into this thing. He misses like a day and still make it. Most of his points came on a dominating run during el pad's post. Premie's and hilarity got him some solid points.

Keith VS H Preivew:

H knows he is up against a juggernaut here. So H does the only thing someone in his situation can do....he looks for help through the trade market. That's right, H traded a future TCS draft pick so that he can get the rights to Beth. Beth (29 1st round pts) joins an H team that needed a boost. Will she be enough?

Not to be outdone Keith looks to bolster his team as well. He is late to the game and can only manage to pull away Tyler (3 1st round pts). To secure the rights to Tyler Keith has promised to give at least one of his cats the "engine treatment."



#2 seed - Freak 85pts

Call him the 3am wall king. He may have found a loophole in the TCS scoring and he is exploiting it...maybe. Whatever the case he finds himself in the #2 spot. This could be perhaps the crowing acheivment of his young life. People have to ask themselves whether or not he can build on this.

# 7 seed - el pad 44pts

El pad has a disappointing 1st round. I am sure he expected to be ranked higher, but he isn't. Maybe he was sandbagging and saving it up for round 2. We'll certainly find out.

Freak VS El Pad Preview:

El Pad is a NYC guy so anytime they see someone do something they need to copy it. So El Pad threw a bunch of cash at the best available player and picked up Spiff (33 1st round points) to bolster his team. Of course I think Spiff is on vacation now, so El Pad may have made a stupid NYC purchase. Only time will tell.

Freak didn't really think he needed much help to beat the combo of El Pad and Spiff so he went out and got himself half of Rev(22 1st round points). That's right, he only secured the rights to half of Rev's points. It turns out that Freak's mom didn't have enough food in the fridge for Freak to be able to secure all of Rev's points.


#3 seed - Zeke 75pts

After a disasterous 1st day of round 1 Zeke picked up the pace and dominated. If it weren't for a bad day 1 he might have had the first seed. But instead he has to settle for the #3 seed. (Insert your own Zeke's likes #3 joke here)

#6 seed - blue 44pts

Blue uses a strong midweek performance to get the 6 seed. His round 1 performance might not have been vintage, but it was enough to get him into the next round. And considering he has 4 houses to maintain he doesn't have the time to be dominate in the TCS.

Zeke VS Blue Preview:

Zeke had a great plan to secure the rights to tem to add to his team, but he quit midway through. So the league decided to just give him 1/2 of Rev's points. Again quitting seems to have benefited zeke. He gets half of Rev's points and didn't have to give up anything. Rev is probably fired up because he was banking on getting some more food for his remaining points. Too bad.

Blue being the strategist he is decided to get someone who can rattle Zeke. He figures a shook Zeke will enable him to score the upset. So Blue has signed Kod(27 1st round points) to bolster his squad. Many pundits are figuring this plan will backfire because Kod has a tendency to get into slappers with zeke. However, if blue ships Kod some Coors Light and/or Lysol Kod will probably bring enough hilarity to the table to secure the upset.



#4 seed - TP 64pts

The clear sentimental favorite. TP found some energy and had a banner week for him. Natty Zs all around to get points. The only question is, will he have enough left in the tank to make it past Round 2?


#5 seed - meiz 57pts

Blogging from work and then having some Chitown tail to chase hurt Meiz's score in round 1. But he still got enough points to advance and he has to be pleased with his matchup.

TP VS Meiz Preview:

TP knows he needs some help to beat Meiz, so he went out to the garage, found a bike helmet and shipped it off to NC. That's all he needed to do to secure the rights to Steve (13 first round points). Most pundits are saying that it won't be enough to ensure a victory.

With his back up against the wall Meiz made what most pundits are calling the greatest move of all time. Meiz called up coach Karl and asked for some advice. Coach Karl told Meiz to go get the guy from Texas. So Meiz listened up and went out and secured the rights to Jug (8 1st round points). Meiz gave up alot to get Jug but it should be worth it. Meiz has to deck excmjug anytime she rises up and he is responsible for anything train track related Jug is assigned. But it should be worth it, Jug is coming off a vacation or something so he is well rested and ready to take Meiz to the next round.



Handicapping Round 2

Keith/Tyler -20 vs H/Beth

Freak/.5rev -3 vs Elpad/Spiff

Zeke/.5rev -6 vs Blue/Kod

TP/Steve +4 vs Meiz/Jug

1,575 comments:

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ToddPacker said...

tem is shook

ToddPacker said...

not sure if i need round two points

ToddPacker said...

i might not be in the top 8

ToddPacker said...

i would guess the freak, zeke, meiz, ep, keith are in

ToddPacker said...

bubble teams: blue, tp, beth, h, rev, tem

ToddPacker said...

long shots: steve, kod, jug, tyler

ToddPacker said...

damn, i left spiff out

ToddPacker said...

i guess spiff is a bubble team

ToddPacker said...

i'm sure i left someone else out

ToddPacker said...

so the cardinals looked good last night

Beth said...

"bubble teams: blue, tp, beth, h, rev, tem"

Does tem even get to participate in the TCS? It seems like the fine print should say he's not eligible.

But then again it's tem and the tcs, he does whatever the hell he wants to do. (And I'm ok with that.)

ToddPacker said...

7 turnovers = not good

ToddPacker said...

thanks for breaking up my natty run, beth

ToddPacker said...

"It seems like the fine print should say he's not eligible."


good point

ToddPacker said...

i missed tcs last year, keith won right?

ToddPacker said...

lots of meetings today

ToddPacker said...

i gotta drive 2 hours for a 1 hour meeting later today.... makes cents*

ToddPacker said...

gotta 9:00 move meeting

ToddPacker said...

this might be my only shot at tcs point this week... unless i hit up some loVad

Beth said...

"thanks for breaking up my natty run, beth"

Since you enjoyed it so much before, let me do it again.

Beth said...

"this might be my only shot at tcs point this week... unless i hit up some loVad"

Of course it's all moot if you didn't advance to the elite 8 today.

ToddPacker said...

"Of course it's all moot if you didn't advance to the elite 8 today."

yes

H said...

I'll burst my own bubble. No chance I'm in round 2

Beth said...

I can't decide if I want to get in the elite 8 or not. Probably the only way I'll get in though is if tem gives bonus points for my having boobs. (Which means mize would get bonus points too...)

Hey, I wonder if I don't advance if I have a Title IX complaint?

H said...

" Probably the only way I'll get in though is if tem gives bonus points for my having boobs. (Which means mize would get bonus points too.."

Now that is the definition of hilarity. Well played.

H said...

Beth, you know how you can still win this... I'm just saying.

ToddPacker said...

"hi·lar·i·ty (h-lr-t, -lâr-, h-)
n.
Great merriment. Joy. Man-Boob jokes. Laughter. Amusement.

[Middle English hilarite, good spirits, from Old French, from Latin hilarits, from hilaris, cheerful, from Greek hilaros.] "



h is right

tem said...

tem is not eligible.

i would keep trying to get points if i were you.

Jugdish said...

no way i made round 2...never did find that pic of beth

Beth said...

"no way i made round 2...never did find that pic of beth"

Thank god for aliases.

Jugdish said...

jug is my real name


s

Jugdish said...

and tp's buddies at the tailgate actually call him maverick

ToddPacker said...

"and tp's buddies at the tailgate actually call him maverick"

crazy talk

ToddPacker said...

meeting time

Jugdish said...

crazy talk



goose?

Beth said...

"goose?"

I just assumed it was "gramps".

Jugdish said...

I just assumed it was "gramps".

good call

tem said...

sigh, now i have to score 1600 comments...

Jugdish said...

can my comments count for one point each?

Beth said...

sigh, now i have to make up scores for 1600 comments...

*fixed

El Padrino said...

tim hightower just fumbled his bacon and jelly sandwhich

Beth said...

Is there really such a thing as a "bacon and jelly sandwich"?

El Padrino said...

"Is there really such a thing as a "bacon and jelly sandwich"?"

yeah, it's popular with the African American population

surprise you dont know about it, ask steve

Beth said...

"surprise you dont know about it, ask steve"

That won't help, Steve eats whatever his institution is serving that day.

blue said...

c'mon you know afro-americans can't afford to buy bacon

Jugdish said...

That won't help, Steve eats whatever his institution is serving that day.


and usually it has to be eaten with a spoon...no sharp objects

Brown does nothing for me said...

"tim hightower just fumbled his bacon and jelly sandwhich"


are you fuckin serious? Bacon & jelly?

El Padrino said...

"are you fuckin serious? Bacon & jelly?"

i have it on good authority that black people order this reguarly, i've never eaten it

El Padrino said...

"That won't help, Steve eats whatever his institution is serving that day."


beth is sharp today

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE!

Beth said...

Yep, looks like an African-American staple to me...

El Padrino said...

blockt*

El Padrino said...

anyone know if those Jimmy Dean jammies are good?

please advice

blue said...

what's a jimmy dean jammie?

Jugdish said...

little people food

Jugdish said...

Barry

El Padrino said...

those commercials show some jimmy dean sammy's, i guess they are frozen

are they good

please advice

wiseasses

El Padrino said...

barry

another muslim connection
jus sayin

Steve said...

"i have it on good authority that black people order this reguarly, i've never eaten it"


the brothas in NY are strange

Brown does nothing for me said...

"i have it on good authority that black people order this reguarly, i've never eaten it"


I have never heard of this nonsense

El Padrino said...

RASMUSSEN POLL: Obama Job Approval Falls to New Low at 44%...

Jugdish said...

i give him a B+

El Padrino said...

"I have never heard of this nonsense"

ok what do you have 5 blacks living in the burg'?

and what, 3 deli's that you'll actually hear what the other person orders

why am i defending what black people eat, they eat bacon w/ jelly
or bacon w/cheese sandwhices in the morning, i know this man

Steve said...

EP loves the Black People

El Padrino said...

60MM, 3 year extension for Doc

El Padrino said...

"EP loves the Black People"

i got nuttin but love

El Padrino said...

and i love sterotypes, even ginny ones

Jugdish said...

EP loves the Black People



He's Mister black people!

Brown does nothing for me said...

What is with you & gin? Gin is gross.

blue said...

i buy the himmy* dean sausage and egg croissants from Costco.

those are pretty good

tem said...

and i am done.

blue said...

TWSS

El Padrino said...

so philly couldnt afford 40MM in two pitchers, only other explanation

is lee a FA after this year?

tem said...

1st round 2 preview is up

El Padrino said...

this doesnt seem fair to homeowners who have been on time with payments


reprecussions of the bail out

Kevin said...

"Just know, I could if I wanted to."


Is that a threat?

El Padrino said...

aitch/beth tag team

i like it

blue said...

damn, i didn't make it

El Padrino said...

for any investors out there

i'd buy citi now, and park it in a 401K or IRA, it's 3.65 and worth probably 10X that

Kevin said...

sandwhices* are grate*

El Padrino said...

how do you know blue only keef and h matchup is posted

Kevin said...

ginny - 17 definitions - Mispelling of [guinea], derogatory slang for Italian.

Kevin said...

So are Tyler & I Degeneration-X?

El Padrino said...

[guinea]

that's a kuntry*

Beth said...

"H traded a future TCS draft pick so that he can get the rights to Beth."

Just cause H has my "rights", that doesn't mean he can sign me. I just hired Leigh Steinberg as my agent to maximize my signing bonus.

tem said...

H says he has your bonus "right here"

and when he says that he is pointing to is crotch.

tem said...

2 vs 7 preview is up.

Kevin said...

# 7 el pad seed - H 44pts


suite

blue said...

"i'd buy citi now, and park it in a 401K or IRA, it's 3.65 and worth probably 10X that"


I bought C when it was $1.35 and sold it at like 5 something.

I like the money I made.


I think zeke also bought some C

blue said...

"how do you know blue only keef and h matchup is posted"


no way i was higher than 8

El Padrino said...

great i'm up against a spam artist

kodiac said...

I'm expecting an IN YOU FACE from aitch when he sees he made the second round

blue said...

EA's peephole has defeated Rev goddamnit in the Y! playoffs.

EA's peephole now sets it's sights (dyswidt) on "the consultants" for the next upset.

El Padrino said...

spiff has 9 days before hawaii

it was a great pickup and really depends on his pussy linking skills

El Padrino said...

i can also rely on spiff to block some 3 am spam from freak since 3 am in indy is like dinnertime for spiff

El Padrino said...

arod dumped by kate hudson

blue said...

with the amount he eats...all the time is just about dinnertime for spiff

El Padrino said...

she has a perfect lil ass

El Padrino said...

i bet she yells during sex

El Padrino said...

"EA's peephole now sets it's sights (dyswidt) on "the consultants" for the next upset."

just stay off the tracks when the Vick's Remorse train comes through

blue said...

EA sports announced that in the next version of Tiger Woo* golf, there will be contests to try and hookup with ladies

blue said...

"just stay off the tracks when the Vick's Remorse train comes through"


Champyunship matchup

tem said...

3 vs 6 is up

El Padrino said...

i like how those bankers blew off obamaer yesterday citing "weather"

like the planes they have can't fly through a hurricane

El Padrino said...

BLUE!

blue said...

i tried too hard

El Padrino said...

bethca tiger thanks the lord he doesnt live in Somalia

blue said...

i don't think stoning would be a great way to die

El Padrino said...

i dont think youz realize how big that exxon deal is, buying xto energy is a 31 billion dollar bet on natural gas

tem said...

4 vs 5 is up

El Padrino said...

"i don't think stoning would be a great way to die"

was thinking the same thing

would rather get hung or firing sqaud

H said...

"Im expecting an IN YOU FACE from aitch when he sees he made the second round"

I wouldn't want to disappoint Kod...










IN YOU FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

H said...

Beth, I'm on the next plane to give you your "signing bonus"

Oh wait, I thought that said singing. My bad.

El Padrino said...

natural gas will also be tax free, unless gubment* decides otherwise

which they probably will, coal is taxed heavily, like crude which is why we have high gas prices even when oil is cheap

El Padrino said...

"Industries in the U.S. boosted production in November by the most in three months, showing the world’s largest economy is gaining speed heading into 2010."


that's a good sign

blue said...

"Oh wait, I thought that said singing. My bad."


not sure that would really be a "bonus" (WADR)

El Padrino said...

mangina is shook

holmgren talking to browns for 2nd straight day

Beth said...

So TCS playoffs are kind of like hockey playoffs, hardly anyone got eliminated during the regular season.

El Padrino said...

wait, now tiger was on PED's?

Steve said...

so do future points help TP or does he just get my previous points?

tem said...

future points

tem said...

"So TCS playoffs are kind of like hockey playoffs, hardly anyone got eliminated during the regular season."

actually i don't think anyone got eliminated.

we had 15 people comment, not counting me, and they all made it to round 2. but only the top 8 can actually get the prize pack.

Beth said...

"but only the top 8 can actually get the prize pack."

So what you're really saying is us secondary people need to negotiate deals for part of the prize pack before putting any effort on behalf of the primary player. Got it.

H said...

Hey judge tem, what would nekkid pics of my former roommate get me?

isiah thompson said...

Freak VS El Pad

take him down EP

if he dies...he dies

Brown does nothing for me said...

Loving my matchup. Lets do this, Jug.

Jugdish said...

Borat: Higha five!

tem said...

"Hey judge tem, what would nekkid pics of my former roommate get me?"

10 points

tem said...

"So what you're really saying is us secondary people need to negotiate deals for part of the prize pack before putting any effort on behalf of the primary player. Got it."

assuming they want part of the prize pack.

El Padrino said...

"Two men killed a 50-year-old social worker in a brutal attack over fitness equipment in a Brooklyn gym, according to police.

Douglas Smith was murdered after a dispute over who had dibs to a Nautilus elliptical machine at the Church Avenue Fitness Club in East Flatbush. After exchanging words with a "bodybuilding buff standing more than 6 feet tall, and a younger scrawnier club member," Smith's rivals summoned two men from outside the gym to attack him, the Daily News reports."



classic case of you never know who you are fucking with, just let shit go

El Padrino said...

An unidentified man was fatally struck by a southbound B train last night around 7:30 at the Central Park West and 110th St. station. Witnesses told police the man, an Hispanic male from Washington Heights in his mid-30s, was engaged in an agitated cell phone conversation when he dropped his portable music device onto the tracks. One bystander says, "I saw a guy sitting on the stairs talking on his cellphone, then I saw him leaning over the tracks watching for a train to come, when, all of a sudden, he was nowhere to be found."


Dawrin.

El Padrino said...

H1N1, 800,000 pediatric doses of the vaccine have been recalled becuase they are "too strong"

glad i didnt listen to the dr and let my lil girl get it

fucking morons

H said...

The pundits had a lot to say. Well, most of them.

So if I'm within 20 points of keef, I advance?

Brown does nothing for me said...

Jug, Sox trading for Juan Pierre. What the fuck are they doing?

tem said...

no, you have to win to advance.

that is just the opening gambling lines.

tem said...

i think TCS is on centsports.com

Brown does nothing for me said...

"So if I'm within 20 points of keef, I advance?"


No, chowd. You & Beth are double teaming keith.

El Padrino said...

jaun pierre to the white sox

blue said...

yeah 800,000 out of the 80million...so thats 1%

El Padrino said...

a minute too late

Jugdish said...

Jug, Sox trading for Juan Pierre. What the fuck are they doing?


leadoff hitter I guess. Pods isn't coming back, although I like him Kenny williams doesn't give a shit what I think. Jermain Dye won't be back either.

blue said...

meiz...what's your interest in making a trade. I'll send you kod and some pictures of my hsil for jug

El Padrino said...

"yeah 800,000 out of the 80million...so thats 1%"

fuck doctors

blue said...

my kid got the h1n1 and the booster for it.

she's fine.

blue said...

blue got the h1n1 shot as well


he's fine

Jugdish said...

meiz...what's your interest in making a trade. I'll send you kod and some pictures of my hsil for jug



hilarity. don't sell low mize...jug is going to have some lovad time this week.

however, jug is going on a ski trip the week of Jan 4th...so take that into consideration

blue said...

where you headed to ski jug?

blue said...

"however, jug is going on a ski trip the week of Jan 4th"


ski trips are the worse*


/steve

H said...

10 points

Per pic or total. Not saying I'm gonna do it, but I may get desperate.

El Padrino said...

in you fat face gore

blue said...

i think you should get negative points for not sharing earlier.

holder outer

Jugdish said...

el padrinofast

El Padrino said...

tem, serious my hdh (in round one) was off the charts, am i being punished for that?

blue said...

"in you fat face gore"

that's an interseting article...but it sounds really familiar

Jugdish said...

im going to steamboat CO

blue said...

i think we've discussed this before.

i ♥ steamboat

kodiac said...

I'll send you kod and some pictures of my hsil for jug

you bastard; just for that, I'm going to rack up negative points (s)

Beth said...

"i think you should get negative points for not sharing earlier."

Same can be said for your hsil pics.

El Padrino said...

so the keeper league playoffs is 4 teams?

Jugdish said...

kevin should get negative points for the db pic everytime he posts

blue said...

"Same can be said for your hsil pics"

i have shared

she'll be here for xmas, i can get some new hot-tub ones

El Padrino said...

"kevin should get negative points for the db pic everytime he posts"

for real

that pic is brewwwww--taaalll

Jugdish said...

steamboat should be suite...we got a ski in/ski out condo. gonna be there from the 4th through the 11th.

El Padrino said...

freak you are a terrible commish

tem said...

"tem, serious my hdh (in round one) was off the charts, am i being punished for that?"

too much HDH, i grew numb to it and stopped giving you points.

Brown does nothing for me said...

"meiz...what's your interest in making a trade. I'll send you kod and some pictures of my hsil for jug"


Hmmm. Jug has a lot of value to my team. I'm not even sure if I'm open to negotiations.

isiah thompson said...

freak you are a terrible commish


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

10 points total. on the nekkid pics

tem said...

"meiz...what's your interest in making a trade. I'll send you kod and some pictures of my hsil for jug"


feel free to trade. i will allow it.

El Padrino said...

"too much HDH, i grew numb to it and stopped giving you points."

i'm giving you pearls here

tem said...

if you get fucked and blue doesn't send you pics that is your fault.

tem said...

going to lunch now.

will consider giving more hdh points.

El Padrino said...

spiff is not on the trading block so no one ask

he'll drop a 50 points on naked pics of weazy's wife late one evening

(hopefully weazy's wife would be attractive)

isiah thompson said...

is round two 1 vs. 1 or teams?

Kevin said...

"she has a perfect lil ass"


Kate Hudson? Fucking stop it

El Padrino said...

does this matchup take us through just one week or through new years?

El Padrino said...

kev she has a tight lil ass

Kevin said...

"wait, now tiger was on PED's?"


A) You serious, Clark?

B)Jesus, with the apostrophe's*

Kevin said...

""kevin should get negative points for the db pic everytime he posts"

for real

that pic is brewwwww--taaalll"


You serious Clarks? You know it's a bet payoff, right?

El Padrino said...

kate hudson tight ass

Kevin said...

"No, chowd. You & Beth are double teaming keith."


Hey, I also get Tyler's 2 weekly comments, too

El Padrino said...

"You serious Clarks? You know it's a bet payoff, right?"

i know, can't wait til it's over

El Padrino said...

"wait, now tiger was on PED's?"


A) You serious, Clark?"

that sayin has run it's course kev, shoot it and let's move on

mmkay

Kevin said...

"(hopefully weazy's wife would be attractive)"


You should try reading the comments here sometime. This place is gold

Kevin said...

"kev she has a tight lil ass"


Can't believe you of all people are saying this. She's about 75 lbs

Kevin said...

"that sayin has run it's course kev, shoot it and let's move on

mmkay"



You serious, Clark?

El Padrino said...

zeke can i get a ruling on this tight lil ass

Steve said...

"Can't believe you of all people are saying this. She's about 75 lbs"


true. but she does have booty

El Padrino said...

"Can't believe you of all people are saying this. She's about 75 lbs"

see description, "tight lil ass"

i dont only like giant asses

i like all kinds of asses, just not saggy, flabby, flat asses

Beth said...

"Can't believe you of all people are saying this. She's about 75 lbs"

All of Kate Hudson's ass is like 1/2 of KK's ass. Kev may have a point there (but only if it's not worth any tcs points).

Hey, have I mentioned before that I think KK is over-rated??? (s)

blue said...

but she had kids with that counting blacke crows guy...that's disgustin

Kevin said...

"i like all kinds of asses, just not saggy, flabby, flat asses"


So you don't like all kind's* of asses. Got it

blue said...

kate hudson is built like a 9 year old girl

kind of sick that you're into that

El Padrino said...

that db pic was worse than the naked harry potter pic from years ago

jesus

blue said...

he does like all kinds of asses...but not all asses...there are many different kinds

El Padrino said...

blue stop it

you'd pound that in 2 seconds flat

hypocrite

blue said...

"that db pic was worse than the naked harry potter pic from years ago"


that's a redick statement

isiah thompson said...

zeke can i get a ruling on this tight lil ass

I must recuse myself from this discussion, I'm in the tank for Kate Hudson, got a thang-thang for her.

Kevin said...

LP is being a baby about the picture

El Padrino said...

"he does like all kinds of asses...but not all asses...there are many different kinds"

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