Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Random Thoughts

I think I have worn the same pair of pants to work for about 15 straight work days. I have washed them like once so I think that makes it ok.

Went out with cgtis and some friend of her's from college. He was trying to get her to move to Las Vegas and teach at some school. He is not high on the list of people tem think are cool. In other news he is married and had the same ring (band) that tem had for his temgagement. Tem did not bring that up in conversation.

Saw this one the other day.....what if you hired two private investigators to follow each other?

Got woken up today by having the covers ripped off me and the fan turned on high. That is not a fun way to wake up. Of course if you live in AZ it is probably fine.

UFC is this saturday. I think Evans rolls.

Pryor has a torn PCL. I guess that is affecting his throwing...not. Whatever, it is probably just slightly torn, pretty much not even noticable and the media blew it up into something it isn't.

Fuck the media.

More UFC:
I think Dustin Hazlett makes it interesting but I don't see him winning.
I think Sam Stout gets beat up kind of bad.
I think Jim Miller will win a boring fight.
Dos Santos should roll.
Kampmann is overrated but will do just fine.
Cantwell fights some dude I never heard of. I can't pronounce the other dude's name, so I pick Cantwell.
The other 3 fights I don't even know who they are....so umm, Jensen (who I might know actually), Pyle and Gunderson win.

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Beth said...

"Got woken up today by having the covers ripped off me and the fan turned on high."

Wait, does this mean cgtis is also cgtisw? ( = current girl tem is sleeping with, and by "sleeping" I mean "sleeping")

Jugdish said...

Tem did not bring that up in conversation.



good call

Nozzledamus said...

tem easy on the ufc buddy

Nozzledamus said...

and congrats on knocking boots

Nozzledamus said...

"I think I have worn the same pair of pants to work for about 15 straight work days. I have washed them like once so I think that makes it ok."

not ok

hi gollum

Jugdish said...

"I think I have worn the same pair of pants to work for about 15 straight work days. I have washed them like once so I think that makes it ok."


i do that with my uniforms

Nozzledamus said...

uniforms ARE the same thing so it's a bit different

Jugdish said...

uniforms ARE the same thing so it's a bit different


ill admit wearing a uniform is a suite deal. i always know what im wearing the next day and i do one load of laundry a week.

tem said...

"not ok

hi gollum"

i knew el pad would be anti the same pair of pants.

tem said...

"current girl tem is sleeping with, and by "sleeping" I mean "sleeping""


^

Jugdish said...

"current girl tem is sleeping with, and by "sleeping" I mean "sleeping""


break out the snuggie...that'll help you seal the deal

/mize

Jugdish said...

Got woken up today by having the snuggie ripped off me and the fan turned on high.

/mize


fixed

tem said...

as. would have been proud:

cgtis: i could care less about favre.

tem: so you do care?

cgtis: ::blank stare::

tem: b/c you could care less, that means you have to care a little.

cgtis: ::stank eye::

cgtis: ok ass.

tem: don't get all holier then now.

cgtis: what?

tem: i bet favre throws an int here.

Nozzledamus said...

snuggie has mad static

tem said...

cgtis got a snuggie for christmas from her brother in law. she was not happy.

she said if i got her a snuggie that she would be cgtutbs.

Nozzledamus said...

tem what is cgtis

race/ethnic wise i mean

Jugdish said...

get her a cozy

Jugdish said...

race/ethnic wise i mean



steve bat signal

tem said...

"tem what is cgtis

race/ethnic wise i mean"


she is from north dakota. that should answer that.

Jugdish said...

canadian

tem said...

but in case you didn't figure it out she is white.

tem said...

"canadian"

south canadian actually.

Jugdish said...

south canadian actually.


i bet she speaks kod speak

tem said...

she says "good" funny.

tem said...

more like "goo-ed"

Beth said...

"cgtis: i could care less about favre"

Tem needs to step up his game, any girl that says "I could care less" should be an easy lay.

(Mostly S.)

tem said...

"Tem needs to step up his game"

^

Beth said...

"but in case you didn't figure it out she is white"

Speaking of white people, I have to say the Jeff Dunham concert last night was one of the whitest groups of people I've ever seen, and I've even been to Minnesota before.

tem said...

black people are afraid of puppets

tem said...

especially ones that talk

Jugdish said...

even sock puppets?


/freak

Beth said...

I did think of LOV a few times during the show last night though. (ns)

At one point one of the characters was talking about someone needing a helmet and at another point after a Michael Jackson joke one of the characters used the "too soon?" line.

Nozzledamus said...

ethnic

meaning, italian german dutch etc

i knew she was white

tem said...

"too soon" is always funny

Nozzledamus said...

gollum just walked in

long sleeve collared 3 button polo
gray on the top, broken up by navy blue stripes, the stripes start thick and go down to thin towards the end of the shirt

tucked in with faded black cords

i am not kidding

horrendous

tem said...

"ethnic

meaning, italian german dutch etc

i knew she was white"


i don't really know

tem said...

german and irish probably

tem said...

gollum sounds like a sharp dresser

Beth said...

"tucked in with faded black cords"

Didn't you say earlier that this week is jeans week for y'all? The fact that gollum doesn't wear jeans when he can is interesting.

tem said...

maybe they are jean cords

Nozzledamus said...

"Didn't you say earlier that this week is jeans week for y'all? The fact that gollum doesn't wear jeans when he can is interesting."

yeah jeans
and he wears the same faded black cords he has worn since i started

the shirt is horriffic

Beth said...

I think for the LOV picnic we somehow need to get dummy and gollum there and introduced. It'd be like a nature documentary to see how they'd interact.

tem said...

if they mated it would end the world.

Nozzledamus said...

gollum has children

how does it feel to have your mind blown!

Beth said...

"if they mated it would end the world"

Or Steve would have a kindred spirit.

tem said...

"gollum has children"

what is his chick like?

Nozzledamus said...

"what is his chick like?"

arranged marriage in poland

ns

Nozzledamus said...

that bomber was wearing panties

wft

Jugdish said...

wall

Nozzledamus said...

vikings are done

sorry kod
first round exit, def a 2nd round exit

Nozzledamus said...

I have an idea, stop hiring morons as the screening agents, make the salaries better give incentive, all i see are high school dropouts staring into space when i go to the airports

Jugdish said...

watching news right now. they said a full body scanner can see those types of things the would be bomber had, but some feel those scanners are an invasion of privacy. of course its also an invasion of privacy to have your face blown off

Kevin said...

"dude...that sucks! How many more yards did you need from Harvin for the win?"

We get .1 for every yard, so just needed 2 more yards from anyone on my team

JFreak said...

"first round exit, def a 2nd round exit"

So which one is it?

JFreak said...

"I think I have worn the same pair of pants to work for about 15 straight work days. I have washed them like once so I think that makes it ok."

Pants don't get dirty, only shirts.

Jugdish said...

We get .1 for every yard, so just needed 2 more yards from anyone on my team


stings the nostrils

Kevin said...

"as. would have been proud:"


Nice work

JFreak said...

only shirts (get dirty)*

In case that wasn't implied.

Jugdish said...

So which one is it?


yes

Kevin said...

If a plane blowed* up and fell into my house, that would be an invasion of my privacy

Kevin said...

"sorry kod
first round exit, def a 2nd round exit"


Congrats kod. Super Bowl champs

kodiac said...

vikings are done

sorry kod
first round exit, def a 2nd round exit

-If Dallas beats Philly next week, I like our chances in the playoffs (ns). If we could play every game in a dome, we'll be tough to beat

Nozzledamus said...

anything goes on the trains in ny

Nozzledamus said...

cant protect farve

let's bet

Nozzledamus said...

i say vikes won't make the nfc championship game

Jugdish said...

do it kod

tem said...

"Pants don't get dirty, only shirts."

^

yes, different shirts every day.

well maybe one has been the same over 15 days, not sure. i have a lot of shirts.

have a lot of pants too actually, just getting a kick out of wearing the same pair.

kodiac said...

let's bet

-if the Vikes get worse than the #2 seed, I agree they won't make the championship game; if they get the #2 seed, I think they will.
-I will bet you next week if Dallas and Minni win

Nozzledamus said...

wonder how many coconuts you can crack on rev's head?

Nozzledamus said...

ok so next week

Beth said...

"wonder how many coconuts you can crack on rev's head?"

See, a helmet can be useful!!

/steve

Nozzledamus said...

hey guys i got hired as a writer for the Valley News!!!!

tem said...

they must have read your stache stuff.

tem said...

are you still writing for the stache?

Nozzledamus said...

yes

Nozzledamus said...

infrequent though, too busy yo

Nozzledamus said...

i love that show Pawn Shop on History channel

tem said...

because you are about the same height as a pawn?

Nozzledamus said...

Yemen wants to get fucked up apparentely

Nozzledamus said...

privacy fears?

who are these people, it's either that or take off all your clothes in front of everyone

tem said...

i'd be ok with nekkid travel.

Beth said...

The people around you might not be.

Meiz said...

So I guess I was blackout on Sunday. And now I have a huge complex over shit I don't remember. Not good.

tem said...

they'd be fine with me being nekkid.

I ain't horrible to look at.

they might be uncomfortable in their own skin.

or might not want to look at some gilbert grape's mom looking lady.

tem said...

"So I guess I was blackout on Sunday. And now I have a huge complex over shit I don't remember. Not good."


then maybe you did get laid.

Meiz said...

"then maybe you did get laid."

I'm going with no.

tem said...

but maybe you did.

tem said...

and maybe it was a dude.

or some old lady.

maybe she paid you.

or exfemmeiz.

Nozzledamus said...

gollum going to eat mackeral in a can

ns

Beth said...

"then maybe you did get laid"

Trust me, if a guy is passed out drunk there's no way he's getting laid. It's science.

Nozzledamus said...

"Trust me, if a guy is passed out drunk there's no way he's getting laid. It's science."

there was a serial rapist here a while back, she was slipping guys roofies and viagra and raping them when they passed out

ns

west villiage

Nozzledamus said...

it was a SVU episode as well

Jugdish said...

she was slipping guys roofies and viagra and raping them when they passed out


not a bad idea

/beth

Nozzledamus said...

she was slipping guys roofies and viagra and raping them when they passed out

hope this never happens to me

/meiz

tem said...

"there was a serial rapist here a while back, she was slipping guys roofies and viagra and raping them when they passed out"

^^^^

tem said...

HUNGRY

Meiz said...

I may have made a 1st class ass of myself. This is torturous.

Jugdish said...

I may have made a 1st class ass of myself. This is torturous.

with the chicago chick?

Jugdish said...

i thought you could hold your booze mize

Nozzledamus said...

meiz stop leading already and spill it, if not stfu

Jugdish said...

meiz stop leading already and spill it, if not stfu


^^^^^

Jugdish said...

did you pull out one of your teeth?

Nozzledamus said...

wait, do the bengals have something to play for?

can they move up or score a home game?

Nozzledamus said...

i'm sure it's petty and woe but i'd love to hear it

Meiz said...

I literally have no recollection.

Just thinking out loud.

Meiz said...

Apologies

Nozzledamus said...

but what did people say you did

Kevin said...

"meiz stop leading already and spill it, if not stfu


^^^^^"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

"but what did people say you did"

I can't get any information out of anybody, so maybe nothing, other than one of the girls asking me to marry her. And I don't even know which one it was. I'm dying, G.

Kevin said...

"wait, do the bengals have something to play for?

can they move up or score a home game?"


Top 2 seeds in the AFC are lockt up already. They might be able to move up to 3 seed I guess, if NE loses

Nozzledamus said...

"Top 2 seeds in the AFC are lockt up already. They might be able to move up to 3 seed I guess, if NE loses"

only asking because are a 10 point favorite

Nozzledamus said...

insert "the jets" into that comment

Nozzledamus said...

and that's high, i dont think the jets were ever 10 point favs in my lifetime

Kevin said...

Are the Jets still in the playoff race?

JFreak said...

Reiterating what keith said, "New England has the No. 3 seed over Cincinnati based on strength of victory (.433 to Bengals' .403)."

So if they both win or both lose this week, NE is the 3 seed.

Kevin said...

NE will always be #3

Kevin said...

I was gonna say in my eyes, but that would have not sounded good

isiah thompson said...

Noz, keep that name pic for another week Holliday re-signs with the Cards

Kevin said...

I'm not clicking on that pushups link

/LP

isiah thompson said...

Washington (CNN) -- When President Obama spoke out on the terrorism scare in Detroit, Michigan, he entered a debate that had already begun over his administration's new approach to combating terrorism.

"As a nation we will do everything in our power to protect our country," Obama said while vacationing in Hawaii. "We will continue to use every element of our national power to disrupt, to dismantle and defeat the violent extremists who threaten us, whether they are from Afghanistan or Pakistan, Yemen or Somalia, or anywhere where they are plotting attacks against the U.S. homeland, however, with that said, I will not bring violence upon my fellow Mooslim brothers, salaam e'lekieum my brothers, you are safe on my watch."


wow

isiah thompson said...

"One thing I want to point out is that the system worked. Everybody played an important role here. The passengers and crew of the flight took appropriate action," Napolitano said on CNN's State of the Union.


When pressed, Napolitano later dialed back her remarks.


"That's a phrase taken out of context," she said. "Our system did not work in this incident. No one is happy with that."


what a terrible appointment by Obama.

Meiz said...

"whether they are from Afghanistan or Pakistan, Yemen or Somalia, or anywhere where they are plotting attacks against the U.S. homeland, however, with that said, I will not bring violence upon my fellow Mooslim brothers, salaam e'lekieum my brothers, you are safe on my watch."


Always a crowd pleaser

Beth said...

"Always a crowd pleaser"

Even I've grown to appreciate this, at first I wasn't a fan.

Meiz said...

"Even I've grown to appreciate this, at first I wasn't a fan."


Same here

Nozzledamus said...

hilarity

Nozzledamus said...

Noz sounds so cool

i like it

kodiac said...

"While 2009 may have been one of the best point guard drafts ever, the 2010 draft is shaping up to be one of the worst ever.

The drought of point guards in this year’s draft has led to some consternation among a handful of GMs. Why? Because their scouting staffs didn’t alert them to that fact before last year’s draft, which could have affected their strategy."

-Now, if only the T-Wolves could win the lottery and draft Wall

Nozzledamus said...

just hope knicks have a decent record cuz their 1st round pick belongs to utar i think

Nozzledamus said...

north dakota tem?

jeez louweez

and she moved to ohio? (or temhio?)

isnt that like moving from some place that blows to another place that blows?

Nozzledamus said...

charlie sheen is nuts

Nozzledamus said...

cnn really has gotten worse and worse everyday

Nozzledamus said...

"About 69 percent of the cocaine recently seized in the United States has been diluted with a de-worming drug for livestock that when consumed by people can cause "fever, swollen glands, painful sores in the mouth and anus, and an infection that won't go away,"

Nozzledamus said...

"A baseball fan threatened to kill a stranger who was wearing a Los Angeles Dodger's hat in a Brooklyn diner yesterday. According to the Post, 38-year-old suspect Marcos Esteban — who was born 14 years after the Dodger's abandoned Brooklyn — menaced the Los Angeles fan with a boxcutter for wearing the wrong ballcap to the eatery, which is near the corner of Myrtle Avenue and Skillman Street."



read this TYLER, it's not a game poeple

Jugdish said...

"fever, swollen glands, painful sores in the mouth and anus, and an infection that won't go away,"



i still can't remember anything!

/mize

Meiz said...

"i still can't remember anything!

/mize"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Nozzledamus said...

awesome

Nozzledamus said...

zeke so i'm not drafting spiff?

Nozzledamus said...

beth if i draft you does it come with sex, of any kind?

Nozzledamus said...

zeke i'll pay up

mets signed Bay

Meiz said...

Bay to the Mess

Nozzledamus said...

"Zambrano, who has a full no-trade clause, will earn roughly $18 million each of the next three seasons, and has a vesting player-option for 2012."


wow, 18MM per

no thanks

Nozzledamus said...

el pad fast

Jugdish said...

more favre

tem said...

"isnt that like moving from some place that blows to another place that blows?"

no.

tem said...

it's official deke's 1st round draft pick was nobody.

el pad is on the clock until midnight tonight.

Nozzledamus said...

whoa

that's an ugly fucking kid

Jugdish said...

The symptoms of this late stage of syphilis may include memory loss, problems with mental function, walking, balance, bladder control, and vision, in addition to impotence and loss of feeling, particularly in the legs.


yikes mize!

Beth said...

"beth if i draft you does it come with sex, of any kind?"

Only if mize passes out again and you're willing to travel to WI.

Nozzledamus said...

"Only if mize passes out again and you're willing to travel to WI."

negative jane

tem said...

el pad would drive to WI to make sexy time with beth.

Nozzledamus said...

slepping on the yob

Meiz said...

"Only if mize passes out again and you're willing to travel to WI."


I didn't pass out. RIF

Beth said...

"I didn't pass out. RIF"

You have no memory of anything that happened. How do you know you didn't pass out at some point?

Beth said...

LIF (= logic is fundamental)

Meiz said...

"You have no memory of anything that happened. How do you know you didn't pass out at some point?"


I would have been notified of that

Beth said...

So they'd tell you if you passed out but might not tell you if you made a fool of yourself in another way. Got it.

Meiz said...

"So they'd tell you if you passed out but might not tell you if you made a fool of yourself in another way. Got it."


Yes.

isiah thompson said...

slepping on the yob



ain't....no...half...slepping*

isiah thompson said...

zeke i'll pay up

mets signed Bay


just keep The Noz

ToddPacker said...

UFC sucks

Beth said...

"UFC sucks"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Nozzledamus said...

almost time for nerd easter eggs

Steve said...

I hate sales people. They have so much confidence in their ability to bullshit that they put little interest in learning anything about the product they are selling.

And then when something comes up it's "oh...*sniff* *sniff* can Steve go with me?"

You've been here a year, bitch. It's not my job to do your job.

Steve said...

Sales People -------->

Jugdish said...

I hate sales people. They have so much confidence in their ability to bullshit that they put little interest in learning anything about the product they are selling.


maybe they just don't remember

/mize

Jugdish said...

wall

Steve said...

My buddy just wrote:

I hate when old aunts come up to me after weddings and say "you're next" They'll stop that when I do the same to them after funerals.

Meiz said...

What's the story with this AT&T shitshow?

Nozzledamus said...

AT&T Blows.

The End.

kodiac said...

Comedy Central won't be renewing "The Jeff Dunham Show" for a second season.

-shocking


ETEO

Nozzledamus said...

lov sux

Nozzledamus said...

THIS PLACE SUCKS

Meiz said...

Subway made me gag today. It was awful.

Meiz said...

"THIS PLACE SUCKS"


I'm sorry. My brain is not here.

Nozzledamus said...

Subway made me gag today. It was awful.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

I haven't eaten a meal since lunch yesterday

Jugdish said...

I haven't eaten a meal since lunch yesterday, not that i remember


fixed

Nozzledamus said...

taking meiz in the death pool

Kevin said...

"wow"

Makes me laugh every time

ns

Nozzledamus said...

fuck this place

Kevin said...

"isnt that like moving from some place that blows to another place that blows?"


You think that every place in the US other than Caput Mundi blows

isiah thompson said...

so was James' kid pissed at going into or coming out of the closet?



thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

Nozzledamus said...

"You think that every place in the US other than Caput Mundi blows"

au contraie

i find many other places lovely

isiah thompson said...

i find many other places around Caput Mundi lovely



*fized

Kevin said...

"au contraie"

So close

Kevin said...

had some homemade pierogies last night.

Homemade pierogies >>>>>>>>> than Mrs. T's

isiah thompson said...

"au contraie"

So close




EP is the odds on favorite for the TCS crown.

Nozzledamus said...

homeade anything >>>>>>>

Nozzledamus said...

"EP is the odds on favorite for the TCS crown."

tem doesnt care for my abilities to carelessly butcher the engrish* language

Meiz said...

I'm gonna get crushed in the TCS

Kevin said...

hopefully

Kevin said...

Temple, hey?

Nozzledamus said...

DET BOOTY

Kevin said...

good work

Kevin said...

Jason eBay* is not a good pressure player right? He'll fit perfectly in CM

Kevin said...

TP
3 day Bengals/Jets bet?

Kevin said...

whatta say we build a wall

Kevin said...

fuck it

Kevin said...

twss

Kevin said...

bold

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