Thursday, December 31, 2009

I've got nothing...

I'm in a shitty mood and I have nothing to talk about. If someone wants to take this down and spot start, have at it. Otherwise have a happy and healthy New Year's everyone. Hope your celebrations are fun and everyone is safe.

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Beth said...

We joke a lot and say "nice post freak" on Thursdays, but this post really does remind me of the freak posting era.

Beth said...

And H, next time you have no motivation to think of something to post, just post some of the more interesting texts you've gotten from your fb's. Like the one you mentioned in LOVad about the gal (or at least I hope it's a gal and not keith like kods's joke) getting herself off before going to bed.

Beth said...

Disappointing LOVad though, was such great potential for a slapper I thought but no one even came close.

H said...

Sorry to disappoint, Beth.

H said...

And for the record, the girl that sent that text is not an FB...not yet.

tem said...

nice post freak

tem said...

did zeke draft nobody? as. is on the clock now.

H said...

This 'nobody' guy is popular. All 3 people have picked him so far.

Nozzledamus said...

freak is back!

Jugdish said...

political talk on ad last night ep...go look

Nozzledamus said...

mad busy yo, last day of the year i'm lucky if i get 20-30 comments in today

Nozzledamus said...

gollum update

same shirt and pants

3 days in a row

NS
NS
NS
NS

Beth said...

Damn, I never thought I'd say this or even think this, but we need the TCS to resume to get everyone commenting again (and I include myself in that of course).

There have been so few comments recently that we wouldn't even annoy DB if we were commenting on his blog.

Nozzledamus said...

wow jug i read it

sorry you had to bear the brunt alone and i was going to AD too last night but drank myself into a coma instead

Nozzledamus said...

i'll touch on two things real quick

the war vs al qaeda/taliban started with the Yemen bombing, nothing was done and it eventually led to 9/11, the blame should be laid on the entire gubment because both adminstrations could have handled that better

you think if FDR was president during the Yemen bombing he wouldnt of lit some country up?

we are soft, give credit to the bush's in the simple fact that they went after your ass if you fucked with us and fucked with our allies, some people call them warmongers but i disagree

now on the obama thing, listen he's doing a horrible job, historically he is the worst president as of right now (according to polls) ok, and he should have flew home to handle the bomb, yes bush stayed at vacation but his vacation, I believe was Camp David, a palce Obama refuses to use for some reason even though, other than Air Force One is the closest thing to the white house on the road.

hawaii is further from dc than camp david, too my knowledge, forget the tie thing that's just silly people, he should have flew home end of story

you have to take these threats serious, remember the red/yelloe/orange levels of threats what happened to those

miranda rights are for tv shows and american criminals, not for foerign nationals who try to blowup planes

thanks for dragging me in jug :)

Beth said...

EP doing his best to bring some life to this place, although I think it may be a lost cause til after the holidays.

Meiz said...

1st customer of the day(we were all late): Its 9:04.

Meiz: Shit happens

Meiz said...

This is me not giving a fuck about that shit up there.

The Rev said...

You want life here? I'll bring some life.

Meiz said...

I'm in a shit mood so far.

blue said...

bring it fat man

Beth said...

"You want life here? I'll bring some life."

As long as it's not any of that Philly insufferableness. We get enough of that about Boston and NY from H and EP.

The Rev said...

give credit to the bush's in the simple fact that they went after your ass if you fucked with us and fucked with our allies


Iraq didn't fuck with us in 2002. So why did they go after them at the time?

If that statement were true, BinLaden would have been caught a long time ago. Because he fucked with us. And we only went after him half-assed.

Meiz said...

I don't really want to hang out with my regular crew tonight. I wanna go out with some bitches, dammit.

The Rev said...

I'm saving insufferableness for the weekend. Depends on how the Eagles do.

Beth said...

You know, we have the unofficial death pool going, I was just thinking maybe we should start an unofficial "life pool", i.e. who's significant other will get preggo next.

My guess for that would be keith, With the new house it's only a matter of time til the baby ideas pop into cmk's head.

Beth said...

"I don't really want to hang out with my regular crew tonight."

I'm sure they were worried that you'd invite yourself along anyway.

s

blue said...

don't draft me in the life pool, unless i'm knocking up the hot receptionist

blue said...

i've got meiz in both the death and life pool

Meiz said...

Thanks, Blue

The Rev said...

I'm not sure I like the life pool.

Nozzledamus said...

"If that statement were true, BinLaden would have been caught a long time ago. Because he fucked with us. And we only went after him half-assed."

day after they dropped a 15,000 pound daisy cutter on his bunker (last known location)

how do you gather intel on the whereabouts of one man, within regions where A) you are not welcome

B) where he is being hidden, most of the time by one of our allies (pakistan)

do YOU and everyone else REALLY think that if the opportunity came for Bush to kill Bin Laden he wouldnt?

everyone points to bin laden still being alive as if they are not trying, like our generals are just sitting on their hands playing scrabble, these kids are dying SO THAT WE DO FIND BIN LADEN

and he went into Iraq because he got bad intel that there were WMD and in the process freed a country and abolished the second coming of hitler, sounds noble to me

Nozzledamus said...

war is ugly rev

The Rev said...

do YOU and everyone else REALLY think that if the opportunity came for Bush to kill Bin Laden he wouldnt?



Of course he would.

Just saying that maybe if he allocated 100% of our resources to doing it, he might have succeeded. Instead, he got distracted.

Meiz said...

EP almost got me to comment on the middle east.

Kevin said...

"kods's "


goddman preview

Beth said...

"I'm not sure I like the life pool."

You would probably be my 2nd guess in the life pool rev. I'm thinking it would've happened already except the thought of having to give birth to a kid with a rev-sized head is freaking your wife out.

Kevin said...

"With the new house it's only a matter of time til the baby ideas pop into cmk's head."


She talks about it every day

ns

Beth said...

"goddman preview"

See, you made fun of me before but now you're a believer.

s

Nozzledamus said...

Also if you dont think Hussein knew/funded/aided Bin Laden in planning 9/11 you are naive. He had to go.

Beth said...

"She talks about it every day

ns"

Congrats then kev, cmk will be preggers by the end of 2010.

Nozzledamus said...

cmep wants a baby, like a year ago

Kevin said...

"Congrats then kev, cmk will be preggers by the end of 2010."

Sex is required for that, right?

Kevin said...

sex


::hand jyob::

Kevin said...

jyob

suite

Kevin said...

I just googled it, and I found that no political conversation has ever ended with an agreement.

Kevin said...

I learnt about doing research like that from Terrelle Pryor

Beth said...

"Sex is required for that, right?"

Nah, she can sperm-jack you while you sleep.

Nozzledamus said...

cmk is pregnant

congrats kev!

Beth said...

"cmep wants a baby, like a year ago"

I'm surprised she wants a 3rd kid.

Nozzledamus said...

kev now you can lock your doors!

Meiz said...

"I'm surprised she wants a 3rd kid."


El Padrino

Nozzledamus said...

i fear for costcos life, the baby aisle will never be the same after kevin is done with it

Nozzledamus said...

think beth is calling me a kid

Kevin said...

I'm gonna start using sperm-jack more in conversation

Kevin said...

"El Padrino"

I'm gonna go with the "beth was making a joke about LP being small as a kid joke"

Kevin said...

I'm gonna start every comment with I'm gonna

Kevin said...

I'm gonna need to find a good salsa recipe. Apparently we're having a salsa challenge tonight

Kevin said...

I'm gonna say that was an I'm gonna z

Beth said...

"I'm gonna go with the "beth was making a joke about LP being small as a kid joke"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Nozzledamus said...

"I'm gonna need to find a good salsa recipe. Apparently we're having a salsa challenge tonight"

throw them off with a green one

The Rev said...

Mango salsa... go with that.

Nozzledamus said...

tomatillos son

blue said...

tyler florence has a suite recipe for a roasted tomatillo salsa...super easy, and it's tasty

made it the other night with enchiladas

here

Meiz said...

"I'm gonna need to find a good salsa recipe. Apparently we're having a salsa challenge tonight"



Dude. Just get a big jar of medium Pace, and blend it up. You'll win.

Meiz said...

I don't even have enough room to make salsa anymore.

/Mize

The Rev said...

We're starting to trade recipies here.

Anyone have any good knitting tips while we are at it?

Meiz said...

"We're starting to trade recipies here."


No shame in that

blue said...

"Anyone have any good knitting tips while we are at it?"

don't try knitting a hat, you'll be doing it forever

blue said...

there's a tip for you

blue said...

a little game I like to play called "just the tip"

Beth said...

"We're starting to trade recipies here."

"No shame in that"


Are we going to talk about our periods next?

blue said...

what's to talk about with that?

Meiz said...

"Are we going to talk about our periods next?"


Beth's pregnant?

Beth said...

"Beth's pregnant?"

Now you know what happened that night you can't remember...

The Rev said...

Good score, Meiz.

Meiz said...

I'm barely working today

Kevin said...

"throw them off with a green one"

interesting

Kevin said...

"Mango salsa... go with that."

was thinking about that

ns

Kevin said...

"tyler florence has a suite recipe for a roasted tomatillo salsa...super easy, and it's tasty"


Is it hot?

blue said...

so if meiz gets beth pregnant do they both win the life pool?

Meiz said...

"Now you know what happened that night you can't remember..."


cool.

I got engaged to an attractive girl, and then got raped by Beth. Space. Age. Pimpin'.

blue said...

with 2 jalapenos it's got a little kick, but it's a little bit suite too.

add a 3rd jalapeno to kicken it up

Kevin said...

"with 2 jalapenos it's got a little kick, but it's a little bit suite too.

add a 3rd jalapeno to kicken it up"


Sold

Kevin said...

2 teaspoons ground cumin



I love me some cumin

/beth

Meiz said...

Use habaneros

Kevin said...

Fuck it, I'll just use ghost peppers

Kevin said...

SAS on the radio right now. He's talking with an inside voice

Meiz said...

"Fuck it, I'll just use ghost peppers"


Atta boy!

Beth said...

"I got engaged to an attractive girl, and then got raped by Beth. Space. Age. Pimpin'."

Wait, engaged?? Did we know this??

Beth said...

Ok, never mind, now I remember the story. Here I thought you were holding out on us. False alarm.

Kevin said...

"Wait, engaged?? Did we know this??"

Yes

blue said...

spiff got married?


congrats

Meiz said...

Spiff's been married for years

Beth said...

boy found alive, hiding in attic

The Rev said...

Dood on the Price is Right just passed up a showcase with a trip to Vegas and a trip to Bangkok. Now he's getting a showcase with a bunch of furniture in it.

Bet he feels stupid.

The Rev said...

Oh wait...

there's a new Jaguar included. Guess that makes up for it.

blue said...

i'd be afraid of what you need to feed the jaguar

Meiz said...

This woman that just came in the store is a MASSIVE cunt. I hope she dies today.

blue said...

Idaho won their bowl game.


Idaho is now 2-0 alltime in bowl games..undefeated baby


it was a good game, exciting finish


now i'm done

blue said...

the urban meyer 911 call is hilarity in a sick way.

his wife doesn't seem too worried, and then goes "wake up urban, wake up urban"

just makes me laugh for some reason

The Rev said...

Dood lost the Jaguar too. Not well played.

kodiac said...

hahaha; some dude on FB blocked my ability to comment on his status

-I'm surprised he didn't defriend me after I called him a Lieberman last night

kodiac said...

I was all sorts of drunk and riled up last night.

-at least I patched things up with cmkod at the end of the night; that was probably only the second real fight we've ever had

Nozzledamus said...

That was quite an emergency Tracy Morgan experienced Tuesday night in SoHo. The "30 Rock" star burst into the Toys in Babeland sex shop on Mercer Street. "He looked around for a minute and then hollered across the store, 'Hey, do you have motion lotion?' They helped him pick it out. He handed them cash, and ran out of the store to a BMW X6 that was waiting on the street for him." We wonder who was in the car.

JFreak said...

I want slow cooker recipes.

The Rev said...

wall

isiah thompson said...

I'm surprised she wants a 3rd kid.


hilarity

isiah thompson said...

blue said...

there's a tip for you



just the tip?


/ep

isiah thompson said...

blue said...

there's a tip for you



just the tip?


/beth

Jugdish said...

Iraq didn't fuck with us in 2002. So why did they go after them at the time?


Over used arguement. Iraq was letting terrorists live and train there. Also, we were not just in Iraq so 100% of our forces were not there. We will be spread out during this war on terror because they are in more than one country.

Also, remember there are operations going on in countries over there that we do not know and should not know nothing about.

Jugdish said...

Just saying that maybe if he allocated 100% of our resources to doing it, he might have succeeded. Instead, he got distracted.


allocate 100% of our resources to killing bin laden? really? all our terrorists problems won't be solved then. Its been proven that others will step in and keep their mission going. putting 100% of our resources towards bin laden is tunnel vision

Jugdish said...

Also if you dont think Hussein knew/funded/aided Bin Laden in planning 9/11 you are naive. He had to go.



^^^^^^

The Rev said...

Do I have to do this again?

Jugdish said...

-at least I patched things up with cmkod at the end of the night; that was probably only the second real fight we've ever had


good to hear kod!

Nozzledamus said...

"I want slow cooker recipes."

got one for xmas, came with a cookbook, i'll hook you up

Jugdish said...

Do I have to do this again?



just catching up

Nozzledamus said...

at&t drops tiger

The Rev said...

I ran out of political slapper energy.

The Rev said...

Pretty soon, Tiger's going to have to golf in a plain red shirt and a plain black hat.

Jugdish said...

I ran out of political slapper energy, plus you guys made a lot of good points.

Jugdish said...

fixed

isiah thompson said...

Pretty soon, Tiger's going to have to golf in a plain red shirt and a plain black hat.



just wait till he wins his first major again, they'll have to pay him double what they used to.

The Rev said...

Not taking the bait...

Nozzledamus said...

"In Bolivia, dolls made of straw and wood are hung outside homes for good luck. Coins are also baked into sweets. Whoever finds the coins will be prosperous in the New Year. It is also considered auspicious to leave 3 stones outside the door for health, prosperity and love. Other Bolivians elect to wear yellow-colored undies to bring themselves a new year full of money. Red undies, on the other hand, supposedly bring love."


Meiz wear the red one son

Nozzledamus said...

secret menu items

JFreak said...

"got one for xmas, came with a cookbook, i'll hook you up"

gracias

"Morning tweetklyn"

If you stopped saying this every day, I would follow you.

isiah thompson said...

"Morning tweetklyn"


I just threw up in my mouth a little.

stop it EP, you're better than this.

Jugdish said...

Not taking the bait...



nice!

Nozzledamus said...

The Jets are like drunk party guests. They make a lot of noise, break things and in the end – ruin the party for everyone else.


nodding head

Nozzledamus said...

"If you stopped saying this every day, I would follow you."

ok

"stop it EP, you're better than this."

you are 100% right

kodiac said...

tweetklyn is so horrible it's awesome

JFreak said...

Cubs signed Marlon Byrd.

Awful.

I think I'm giving up on the next 3 years.

Meiz said...

The Cubs are having an awful offseason. I feel cheated.

isiah thompson said...

tweetklyn is so horrible it's awesome



it does have that "man I can't wait to stare at the carwreck" feel to it. ns

Nozzledamus said...

a part of me thought it was clever, noreaga starts his morning with "tweetnam"

blue said...

tweetklyn?

maybe tweetmundi

or tweetatleetadingdong

hahahaha dong

isiah thompson said...

a part of me thought it was clever, noreaga starts his morning with "tweetnam"


this is why twitter is nonsense and I'll never "follow" anyone.

ToddPacker said...

"this is why twitter is nonsense and I'll never "follow" anyone."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ToddPacker said...

didn't wake up until 11 today

Meiz said...

"didn't wake up until 11 today"

Eat shit

ToddPacker said...

tmsapawt

ToddPacker said...

"The Jets are like drunk party guests. They make a lot of noise, break things and in the end – ruin the party for everyone else."

yup

JFreak said...

"didn't wake up until 11 today"

welcome to the club.

ToddPacker said...

"Eat shit"

shit with velveeta is delish

/rev

ToddPacker said...

""didn't wake up until 11 today"

welcome to the club."


i miss that club

ns

ToddPacker said...

i had pizza for breakfast

ToddPacker said...

i guess that was lunch

Meiz said...

"SI_JonHeyman

marlon byrd solid cf pickup for #cubs at $15 mil for 3 yrs. even better, fukudome can move to rf"


15mil for a backup? You sure, Heyman?

Meiz said...

"gollum update

same shirt and pants

3 days in a row"


I'm impressed by gollum's persistence.

Meiz said...

goddman walls

Nozzledamus said...

this is why twitter is nonsense and I'll never "follow" anyone.


and you are better than this

don't act like a 50 year old

twitter is the shit when it comes to breaking news and general tomfoolery

Nozzledamus said...

and you only follow who you want, if someone is pissing you off just unfollow them

Nozzledamus said...

by and by TPS just put a rubber ball in my mouf and spanked me for a good hour

Nozzledamus said...

hedge funds going buck wild

JFreak said...

"twitter is the shit when it comes to breaking news"

^^^^^^^^^^

JFreak said...

whitlock

Nozzledamus said...

freak nice steeler hate

Meiz said...

I might be getting ill

isiah thompson said...

don't act like a 50 year old

twitter is the shit when it comes to breaking news and general tomfoolery



lean back nigga


"noreaga" is breaking news?

in today's world, if news is "broken" on twitter it will be on a major outlet seconds later.

I don't need to know what people are up to (especially random, non famous people) are up to every second of everyday.

plus if something good is posted on twitter it's reported elsewhere.

I'll let others follow the minutiae and report back with the good stuff.

JFreak said...

"freak nice steeler hate"

It's truth though. If you want in the playoffs, win your games.

It's not someone's else job to get you in.

Meiz said...

"and general tomfoolery"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Nozzledamus said...

"noreaga" is breaking news?

noreaga breaks no news, i follow him for his funny remarks and to hear his new music

i'm sayin things like trades in sports and news in general from the group of outlets i follow

it's an interesting tool if you wanted to connect with society, dont be scurred son

Nozzledamus said...

"I'll let others follow the minutiae and report back with the good stuff."


Yes, King. ::bowing::

The Rev said...

It's truth though. If you want in the playoffs, win your games.

Until you've won enough games. Then rest your starters and screw with everyone else's playoff scenarios.

*fized

isiah thompson said...

i'm sayin things like trades in sports and news in general from the group of outlets i follow

it's an interesting tool if you wanted to connect with society, dont be scurred son


again, what am I getting on twitter that you don't get elsewhere?

I really don't care if Noreaga is dropping hot one liners on twitter.

fmz loves that e true hollywood news show that's on every night, I can stomach about 30 seconds of it before the "man, IRDGAF what so and so did" and have to walk out the room. that is twitter to me.

kodiac said...

in today's world, if news is "broken" on twitter it will be on a major outlet seconds later.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

isiah thompson said...

Yes, King. ::bowing::



WIPERS! *clap**clap*


name that movie

The Rev said...

However, I am OK with resting the starters.

Reid did it in 2004, and still went to the bowl.

Meiz said...

Coming to America

The Rev said...

Twitter = just OK

I like it. I keep it around in case I feel the urge. But I often find myslef not too interested in what is going on over there.

isiah thompson said...

Coming to America



ymsoab!

Meiz said...

The main reason I opened my twitter acct is because Bomani is a maniacal tweeter. He's a great follow.

isiah thompson said...

It's truth though. If you want in the playoffs, win your games.

It's not someone's else job to get you in.



yeah Woodley's comments were embarrassing yesterday.

a 5 game losing streak, including losses to KC, Oak and Cle is why you might not make the playoffs.

Jugdish said...

in today's world, if news is "broken" on twitter it will be on a major outlet seconds later.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



how reliable is that news? i mean isn't it usually just a quick statement? not a lot of details or fact checking right?

isiah thompson said...

how reliable is that news? i mean isn't it usually just a quick statement? not a lot of details or fact checking right?



some of it is reliable or leads to bigger stories.

kevin love "broke" the Kevin Mchale firing via twitter.

twitter is aight but it's just not for me, like I said, I'll let other cherry pick the good stuff and report back.

The Rev said...

Details and fact checking are so 1970's.

Journalism stopped fact checking once cable news shows made everyone rush their stories to air.

JFreak said...

"Until you've won enough games. Then rest your starters and screw with everyone else's playoff scenarios."

"It's not someone's else job to get you in."

These statements are the same.

If you clinch your spot in the playoffs, you get to do whatever the hell you want in the following games. It's not the job of teams already in the playoffs to help another team get in.

Nozzledamus said...

"that is twitter to me."

bro you control what you want to hear, dont follow gossip sites if you hate gossip

i like twitter for news, ny times runs a story, they tweet the link, i read it, simple

sg just tweeted us, his column is up

follow sportswriters who talk sports and tweet when they write some hot shit on thier column, then you are first to know they just wrote hot shit, instead of reading a whitlock article 2 days after he wrote it, read it 30 seconds after he published it

shit like that

JFreak said...

"fmz loves that e true hollywood news show that's on every night, I can stomach about 30 seconds of it before the "man, IRDGAF what so and so did" and have to walk out the room. that is twitter to me."

You don't have to follow those types of people.

Twitter is what you make of it.

isiah thompson said...

bro you control what you want to hear, dont follow gossip sites if you hate gossip

i like twitter for news, ny times runs a story, they tweet the link, i read it, simple

sg just tweeted us, his column is up

follow sportswriters who talk sports and tweet when they write some hot shit on thier column, then you are first to know they just wrote hot shit, instead of reading a whitlock article 2 days after he wrote it, read it 30 seconds after he published it

shit like that


I hear what you bolth* are saying but some of the links today have made my point (for my twitter tastes)

I'm not sure if whitlock tweeted that is column was up, but freak posted the link for me, ditto spiffg's stuff normally.

I'm good with my info collecting as is - going to major sites like cnn or espn regularly satisfies my desire for break news. If I find out about news 30 seconds later than twitter followers I'm good with that.

tell you what, if you'd be so kind, please list me some people you guys like to follow and I'll give it a try, maybe I am missing out and need to see for myself.

isiah thompson said...

Twitter is what you make of it.



suite freak and Noz DD.

isiah thompson said...

desire for break news


sit back....relax....and let the good times roll!


(name that movie)

isiah thompson said...

dumb question:

how does twitter work? (ns)

do I need to sign up?
do updates go out via text or email?


please advice

JFreak said...

"I'm not sure if whitlock tweeted that is column was up, but freak posted the link for me"

He tweeted it. I figured it was a good way to show how quick you can read an article after it's up.

"do I need to sign up?"

yes

"do updates go out via text or email?"

They can, but the main way of looking through updates is just twitter.com.

Kevin said...

"I want slow cooker recipes."

Done & done

Nozzledamus said...

yeah sing up,

email addy and password

it's a site, you can just use it as a regular site

if you have a blackberry/iphone you can access it via that and tweet and so on

The Rev said...

Twitter is what we thought they were.

Nozzledamus said...

sing up

ymsoab

JFreak said...
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Kevin said...

"secret menu items"


el padrino

Kevin said...

"I'll let others follow the minutiae and report back with the good stuff."


Your* a pauper

/LP

Nozzledamus said...

"secret menu items"


el padrino

i thought i linked that before

Meiz said...

Also, it can be a decent little mind exercise trying to make your tweets 140 characters or less.

Kevin said...

Isn't twitter just a faster way for media types to send out wrong information because they're trying to be first?

Nozzledamus said...

freak i found you a yob in TV

Kevin said...

I got all the stuff for the blue salsa

Kevin said...

Still haven't received my ESPN mag subscription I signed up for in August. I emailed them last week and they just replied saying they had my old address and that they would start the subscription over starting with next month's mag. Suite

Kevin said...

block

Kevin said...

bold

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