Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Internet crashed

That's the awlesome* thing about working for a small company. You get to be the "IT" guy and everything else all in one. Came in this morning to people bitching that the interweb was broken. Damn you Al Gore. IT guy doesn't come in until 10 usually because he's a lazy fuckstick. So Blue had to troubleshoot and fix...fuck that noize.

Anyway, I had this whole thing planned out to discuss and now its all fucked up.

One thing about Josh McDaniels....I hate it when you won't tell the truth and everyone knows you're lying and you smirk about it because they know you're lying and you know you're lying. Just fucking say "I don't trust Peyton Hillis in short yardage"...and done

Brandon Marshall's game is getting a lot of run around here of course. Talk radio has discussed the accomplishment with just about every reciever in Broncos history. Personally, i'm tired of it...good job, you caught a bunch of balls. (Balls? what about dong? /EP)

Now that college football is over, I can start moving towards focusing on the Association. Just a quick note about the Blazers...maybe taking Oden over Durant doesn't look so smart right now...but it's ok, Paul Allen is still rich....I think the Spurs "dynasty" is over. Duncan just looks disgusted most of the time, Jefferson sucks, manu's bald spot keeps getting bigger (so does his nose), and Tony Longoria is carrying this team. They're out of the playoffs right now...of course the playoffs don't start today, but that's a mountain to have to climb for an old team.

Last NBA note today. This years draft class looks really solid. It's not 1984 spectacular, or 2003 outstanding...but 2009 will go down as a very good draft. Thabeet was overrated, but it almost always takes the big guys a year or two to get comfortable. Tyreke Evans has been insane, averaging over 20pts/game 5 boards and 5 assists...those are Lebron numbers from his rookie season, and the Kings have already won 10 games...most people thought they'd be lucky to win 10 all season. Johnny Flynn has been electric on a bad Twolves team 14 pts/game as a rookie is solid. Stephen Curry has been decent. But the surprise of the draft has been Brandon Jennings. 21pts/game, around 4 boards and over 6 assists....he might be the next Kenny Anderson. I'll break the draft down in more detail next week, but just trust me, it's going to be a solid group.

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El Padrino said...

first

Jugdish said...

it sucks the whole interwebs crashed

El Padrino said...

i made a nice post, maybe i'll save it

Beth said...

"it sucks the whole interwebs crashed"

It's Al Gore's fault.

Jugdish said...

It's Al Gore's fault.


maybe the polar ice caps melting saturated the interweb lines in CO

El Padrino said...

"Does EP hate this Jersey Shore show? NS. I know a lot of Italian-American groups are up in arms about it. Has he mentioned an opinion either way?"

lp comment if i ever saw one

i'm pimped this show saying it's the best show on tv right now, it's incredible

the only thing I don't like about it is that more guido's will come out of the woodwork and think it's ok to act like that

guido's are real, this is not acting, this is really how they act, it's more of a social disease than a sterotype

Steve said...

"it's more of a social disease than a sterotype"


kind of like blacks and crime.

El Padrino said...

"kind of like blacks and crime."

no that really happens, unfortunately

El Padrino said...

racial profiling is the disease

ToddPacker said...

guido's live in condo's

ToddPacker said...

jug i hope you are getting plenty of negative points for team meiz

El Padrino said...

spiff with the walls last night was clutch

El Padrino said...

if the prize pack includes an eggroll it's all your's* spiffer

ToddPacker said...

new building is suite, but my office is smaller than the one i have here

El Padrino said...

or a pancho

El Padrino said...

"new building is suite, but my office is smaller than the one i have here"

woe

ToddPacker said...

"woe"

moving is real woe, smaller office not so much

blue said...

ok, updated post is up

El Padrino said...

mets back in on holliday

blue said...

woe

El Padrino said...

never count the spurs out in december blue

El Padrino said...

yup, good point, good draft class

better than the experts thought

El Padrino said...

ben bernanke

really?, that tim magazine is going to fly off the shelves

good call time

blue said...

boobies

nsfw

probably

El Padrino said...

nice

kodiac said...

Johnny Flynn has been electric on a bad Twolves team 14 pts/game as a rookie is solid.

-plus, he's been kind of handicapped in the triangle offense from what I've read. I think his stats could be much better in a different offense

Jugdish said...

jug i hope you are getting plenty of negative points for team meiz


im just waiting for mize to get here so i can tag out and get some work done

Jugdish said...

wall eyed vision

El Padrino said...

guilty of noisy sex

tem said...

keith 27
freak 11
zeke 17
TP 14
meiz 13
blue 7
el pad 7
H 23
spiff 12
beth 15
kod 8
rev 10
steve 6
jug 11
Tyler 5

tem said...

K vs H 32 38
F vs L 16 19
Z vs B 22 15
T vs M 20 24

i think

Kevin said...

Holy commenting last night

Kevin said...

"we should figure out which one he works at and keep calling there asking for him"

It's easy to figure out

Kevin said...

boobies pic was nice

Kevin said...

aitch should stay away tonight

Kevin said...

1 premie down, 27 to go

Tyler said...

Team Keef should get 1000 points for suggesting that we join the twitter universe. Team Freak should get 500 points for doing it up.

Tyler said...

I'm just sayin'.

Kevin said...

ISAS that Tyler got 5 pts

Kevin said...

speak of the devil

Kevin said...

I like Tyler's idear

Kevin said...

although I have NFC what he's talking about

Kevin said...

premie

Kevin said...

are we winning again yet?

Tyler said...

Tiger just needs to buy his wife a giant ring, get some tattoos, hold a press conference where he cries, and then win a championship. If he does all of that, everyone will forget about the mess he is currently in.

tem said...

twitter set up got points.

twitter idear got points.

lots of people got points for twitter talk.

tem said...

Tiger just needs to buy his wife a giant ring, get some dragon tattoos, hold a press conference where he cries, and then win a championship. If he does all of that, everyone will forget about the mess he is currently in.


*fixed

Tyler said...

AKA: Tiger needs to talk to Kobe.

blue said...

"Tiger just needs to buy his wife a giant ring, get some tattoos, hold a press conference where he cries, and then win a championship. If he does all of that, everyone will forget about the mess he is currently in."


i don't get where you're going with this (s)

tem said...

"are we winning again yet?"

you do the math.

isiah thompson said...

new building is suite, but my office is smaller than the one i have here

did they bring the ice cream vending machine though?

Tyler said...

I was relating Tiger's current plight to Kobe's past history.

tem said...

"i don't get where you're going with this"

twss

Tyler said...

Or he should just wait a couple of years and people will forget about it naturally.

tem said...

forget about what?

Tyler said...

El P, what is Uber Twitter? Is that something the Germans invented?

El Padrino said...

rev joined twitter last night

El Padrino said...

"El P, what is Uber Twitter? Is that something the Germans invented?"

blackberry app

El Padrino said...

call from a recruiter got me shook

Tyler said...

What is Rev's handle?

El Padrino said...

forcing the issue is a good thing though

El Padrino said...

"What is Rev's handle?"

he has no crossover

El Padrino said...

i think he joined

isnt his name steve kalish

El Padrino said...

vuz a steve kalish is following me

isiah thompson said...

call from a recruiter got me shook


did he start the convo with "bonjour!"

El Padrino said...

but he's far behind becuase he's slow

Tyler said...

Nevermind. I found him.

El Padrino said...

"did he start the convo with "bonjour!"

no that's dead, they dismantled the dept. re-organized some people (i;e sent jobs to north carolina) and took their hands out of the prime broker jar for now

tem said...

you found the recruiter?

isiah thompson said...

mets back in on holliday


you mean ebay*

El Padrino said...

"you found the recruiter?"

i've dealt with him in the past, he is one of my main head hunters

isiah thompson said...

T-Mac played last night.

tem said...

haven't you been at the same company for a long time?

he must suck as a recruiter.

tem said...

"T-Mac played last night."

that's why he is an all star starter.

El Padrino said...

"he must suck as a recruiter."

4 years, he usually gives me wood but today he called with a gem

Spaceman Spiff said...

"T-Mac played last night"

'played' is a reach

blue said...

t-mack played like 7 minutes

tem said...

"4 years, he usually gives me wood but today he called with a gem"

some dude gives you wood, but now he gave you a gem?

so he proposed? you are moving to Delaware to make it legal?

El Padrino said...

in fact when he calls I yell TIMBER!

tem said...

"t-mack played like 7 minutes"

clearly at an all star starter level.

El Padrino said...

it's a movie comparasion tem

jesus

tem said...

"in fact when he calls I yell TIMBER!"

I see. Good for you.

blue said...

well, during those 7 minutes he was spectacular

blue said...

"I see. Good for you."

+5 tcs hilarity points

Steve said...

"sent jobs to north carolina"



goddamn yankees!!!!!!

tem said...

"it's a movie comparasion tem

jesus"

is the movie Brokeback Mountain?

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo mag article up

tem said...

i thought he quit writing for the mag?

El Padrino said...

tiger named AP atha-lete of the year



goddamn hilarty

El Padrino said...

tiger named AP atha-lete of the decade

*fixed

El Padrino said...

tiger named AP cocksmith of the decade

El Padrino said...

that's funny's stuff's

El Padrino said...

all his bitches are happy for him

El Padrino said...

cept mom

El Padrino said...

"is the movie Brokeback Mountain?"

zeke help tem out

you know what you should yell everytime you give me a reco, TIMBER, cuz all you give me is wood

Spaceman Spiff said...

boiler room

Spaceman Spiff said...

goddman eltardo is putting in mad effort jinxing the lakers

Spaceman Spiff said...

in his podcast this week, eltardo pronounces amok, uh-MOCK, WFT

isiah thompson said...

i thought he quit writing for the mag?


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


maybe he just can't quit it (which I am totally against)

tem said...

el pad can't quit his recruiter.

isiah thompson said...

Report: Mets now offering five years to Bay


EP - you wanna pay up on that Hamilton bet now or wait till it's official?

Spaceman Spiff said...

Report: arte moreno contemplating suicide

Spaceman Spiff said...

only thing to fall off worse than the angels has been tiger woods. goddman that was quick

Spaceman Spiff said...

honey bunches of oats isnt as good as i remembered

Spaceman Spiff said...

weather heating back up over here

Spaceman Spiff said...

finally a Z

isiah thompson said...

only thing to fall off worse than the angels has been tiger woods. goddman that was quick


I didn't think it was possible to be a worse GM than Stoneman but whoever replaced him has succeed in that regard.

isiah thompson said...

weather heating back up over here

gonna be low 70's here

EAD east coast

Kevin said...

"What is Rev's handle?"


He probably has lots of handles

Dummy is better than me said...

Uber Twitter is crap. Get TweetDeck

Kevin said...

comparasions* are the worse

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I didn't think it was possible to be a worse GM than Stoneman but whoever replaced him has succeed in that regard."

his 'protege', tony reagins

Kevin said...

"tiger named AP atha-lete of the decade"


They should of* named it player of the decade

blue said...

oh that was funny

Kevin said...

"EP - you wanna pay up on that Hamilton bet now or wait till it's official?"


Holliday?

Kevin said...

Billboard named Nickleback the band of the decade. Gross

El Padrino said...

"EP - you wanna pay up on that Hamilton bet now or wait till it's official?"

they have an offer out to holliday too

rif

El Padrino said...

"Billboard named Nickleback the band of the decade. Gross"


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

isiah thompson said...

deke today's name and pic = Wonder Woeman

Steve said...

::vomits::

isiah thompson said...

ESPN.com's Buster Olney has heard that the Mets "are monitoring" the Matt Holliday talks but are "not actively involved."

Holliday's agent, Scott Boras, is scheduled to meet with Mets general manager Omar Minaya this week. Boras could be trying drum up a market for his client and involving a New York team is never a bad idea, but the actual level of interest the Mets have in Holliday remains unknown. The Cardinals are the only team with a standing offer to the 29-year-old outfielder. Dec. 16 - 10:21 am et


check the fly shit son

Kevin said...

Zeke's info is correct

El Padrino said...

"check the fly shit son"

the mets are in on holliday, maybe no offer but they are in

El Padrino said...

nice try

when is the bet over

Kevin said...

The Mess usually start their holiday at the end of August

Steve said...

Intel is in trouble

El Padrino said...

"The Mess usually start their holiday at the end of August"

wrong

Kevin said...

bet is over today

isiah thompson said...

Jan 10, 2000: You've got disaster!

AOL and Time Warner (Fortune's parent company) announced a $165 billion merger, promising to marry the best news and entertainment content with the distribution medium of the future, the Internet. To say it was a bad match is an exercise in understatement.

In 2002, AOL Time Warner posted the largest-ever U.S. corporate loss as it wrote off most of the value of the merger. The next year, the company bid adieu to the managers who created it and stripped AOL from the corporate letterhead.

This month, Time Warner and AOL finally parted ways, nine years later and more than $100 billion poorer. So much for the deal Ted Turner once gushed was better than sex.

dumbest bi-niss* moments of the decade

Kevin said...

"dumbest bi-niss* moments of the decade"


Is investing in LP's bay* picks on the list?

El Padrino said...

your face is on that list

El Padrino said...

tweetdeck isnt on my app list, uber twitter is and works fine

Kevin said...

jeezaloo

El Padrino said...

poor erin andrews

El Padrino said...

"jeezaloo"

steve must have been the caretaker

El Padrino said...

decade lists are the gayness

Kevin said...

"poor erin andrews"

She'll be fine. She's way more famous now than if the video had nerve* happened

El Padrino said...

aol thing was a nightmare for sure, especially now that aol is so irrelavant

Wonder Woeman said...

Nice

Wonder Woeman said...

"aol thing was a nightmare for sure, especially now that aol is so irrelavant"


Seems to work for me and Zeke

Steve said...

"aol thing was a nightmare for sure, especially now that aol is so irrelavant"


Thanks Microsoft!

Kevin said...

"irrelavant"

Must be the typing, right?

Wonder Woeman said...

"wrong"


Kevin is sorry. He meant the 2nd half of September.

isiah thompson said...

poor erin andrews


::peep whole*::

Kevin said...

I am not sorry

Steve said...

"poor erin andrews"

are those videos online anymore?

whoever her lawyers are they did a hell of a job.

Kevin said...

the vids are on limewire

Spaceman Spiff said...

the vids have been saved to millions of computers(NOT including mine)

El Padrino said...

poor erin andrews


::peep whole*::

she faced the dude who did it in court and was shook

El Padrino said...

"irrelavant"

Must be the typing, right?

seriously whats wrong with you

your daddy was a grammar teacher or something

it's like very word has to be perfect, like do you really think i've gotten this far in my career to be a poor speller and not know the difference between then/than

really?

Steve said...

your career is being a poor speller?

El Padrino said...

Barkley says Tiger changed his number

El Padrino said...

"your career is being a poor speller?"

being a poor speller

El Padrino said...

its a blog

i type fast to post comments i dont double check anything

ever

who cares, grow up

Steve said...

I was watching a show last night, they were trying to calculate how much all this BS is costing Tiger and his sponsors. They estimated that it was going to cost Nike 450 million.

isiah thompson said...

it's like very word has to be perfect

ymsoab!

El Padrino said...

being THAT guy that points out grammatical errors on a blog is not a good look

not gangsta

El Padrino said...

"ymsoab!"

i like this

El Padrino said...

home alone 2 was great last night

El Padrino said...

especially after charlie brown xmas special

El Padrino said...

all that was missing was some egg nog, gonna have to pick up some this weekend

El Padrino said...

suite a natty

Spaceman Spiff said...

atta boy

Spaceman Spiff said...

pass the baton

El Padrino said...

my kid gagged on the burger king nuggets

she is mine for sure

Spaceman Spiff said...

losman on the raiders, dont count them out

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

orakpo gonna get that rookie sack record

El Padrino said...

sorry please continue

Spaceman Spiff said...

450 million to nike is nothing

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP contributing to teh team like stephon marbury

Spaceman Spiff said...

we got HELP now

isiah thompson said...

my kid gagged on the burger king nuggets



maybe she wanted/needed some ranch to dip them in.

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke how did O:dutch oven go last night

isiah thompson said...

slam dunk it, flip it, dip it and ride that b double o t y oh my!


name the song and artist

isiah thompson said...

zeke how did O:dutch oven go last night


I pussed out and ended up lighting a candle before she got home, didn't want to hear her yap about it (potentially)

El Padrino said...

whoop there it is

tag team

i thought is was Oh no!!!!

isiah thompson said...

tem - eyemuffs

Doc Holliday is taking the head coaching gig at Marshall.

ouch

isiah thompson said...

i thought is was Oh no!!!!


it's how I say it in real life

Wonder Woeman said...

Stupid people are irritating me today

Wonder Woeman said...

I seriously loathe the elderly

isiah thompson said...

Stupid people are irritating me today

I seriously loathe the elderly


it's begining to look a lot like Christmas!

blue said...

why do old folks go to the UPS store so much?

Wonder Woeman said...

bossman gets irritatted that my co-workers defer to me instead of him.

blue said...

eye witnessed a serious crash last night...

I was sitting in the turn lane and dude coming the other way made a left turn on yeller (probably red) and dude in the lane next to me came flying through and ran the red and smashed him, t-boned him at probably 45MPH, he was trying to make the yeller light....it was crazy shit.

I don't think i've ever been that upclose and watched an accident that severe actually happen

blue said...

I was seriously shook for like 30 minutes after that

blue said...

but I got my taco bell so all was good

isiah thompson said...

I don't think i've ever been that upclose and watched an accident that severe actually happen


that.....just....happened

isiah thompson said...

I don't think i've ever been that upclose and watched an accident that severe actually happen


did you get out and help, not get out and just sit there and stare for awhile or drive off?

blue said...

dude that got smashed was in a mercedes, so he was fine because those things are like tanks.

Luckily nobody was on the passenger side or they'd have been crushed

blue said...

"did you get out and help, not get out and just sit there and stare for awhile or drive off?"

i got out for a second to make see if everyone was OK, but there was a ton of other peeps going to help and I figure I got a pass because I had a pregnant woman and 2yr old in the car

blue said...

plus the light turned green and I wanted my taco bell

El Padrino said...

nice work blue

El Padrino said...

let's push this before kevin gets here

El Padrino said...

even though is probably lurking

El Padrino said...

ashole

El Padrino said...

jp losman is funny

El Padrino said...

i think he is a ufl champion

El Padrino said...

time after time

Steve said...

block

Steve said...

block

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