Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Holiday schedule

So LoV is kind of like the bus system and has a reduced schedule during the holidays. Not that anyone cares. Don't draft me in the TCS, i'm still off from work until next thursday and then I go to a stupid leadership meeting thing for 2 days to teach us how to fire people better. So i'd be worthless, i'd be the Kwame Brown of the draft.

Mike Leach likes to put boys in closets? Well I guess college is about experimentation, so he's helping them find out they're gay?

Broncos had 5 probowlers, and will play in as many playoff games as the Lions...way to go. I guess all 5 guys were pretty deserving, Dawkins probably got in on name alone, Champ is having a great season even though it really doesn't show up in the stats. Marshall had another 100 catch season, and Dumervil leads the league in Sacks...Clady should have been a pro-bowler last year, and will be for the next 10 years at left tackle.

that's all i've got, I suck you every time

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Beth said...

If we're talking pro-bowl, I have to say Tony Gonzalez totally got snubbed. You can make a case for or against Roddy White but Gonzalez not making it is a mockery.

Jugdish said...

Maybe he has a closet full of them.


like peter griffin's closet...full of green pants and white shirts.

Nozzledamus said...

stop with pro bowl talk it's as we tood did as mlb,nba all star games

ToddPacker said...

"like peter griffin's closet..."


i hate that fuckin guy

/kev

Beth said...

Oh clearly no one cares about the actual game, but it does mean something I think as to who gets selected.

Nozzledamus said...

snub this, there are 53 guys to a roster, times that by 32 teams and the pool of players is 1696

ok so there are going to be a TON of snubs every year it never changes

and the two teams who might end up with the most pro bowlers will be preparing for a super bowl anyway

Nozzledamus said...

"but it does mean something I think as to who gets selected."

means nothing, it's a popularity contest

when the comittee select HOF members they look at pro bowls last

tem said...

there will be like 20-30 replacements too who get to be pro bowlers.

tem said...

"means nothing"

say that to the guys who have bonuses in their contract that pay them cash for getting to the pro bowl.

Nozzledamus said...

alot of stats dont show up in football that impact fan voting

Jugdish said...

when the comittee select HOF members they look at pro bowls last


but they do look at them

Nozzledamus said...

Screamin A read one of my tweets on air this morning

i made it mom

Beth said...

"Screamin A read one of my tweets on air this morning"

Yeah, but when the committee selects HOF members they look at tweets read on the air last.

Nozzledamus said...

"but they do look at them"

sure, it's on the resume, i doubt it's used as a tiebreaker or starting point for an argument

look all i'm saying is "snubs" are going to happen and it's silly to banter back and forth over who made it and who didnt

no bengals made it, that's silly

Nozzledamus said...

"Yeah, but when the committee selects HOF members they look at tweets read on the air last."

I'm already in the Hall.

Beth said...

"look all i'm saying is "snubs" are going to happen and it's silly to banter back and forth over who made it and who didnt"

Still hurting that Eli didn't make it, I get it now.

s

kodiac said...

I said it yesterday but I will repeat it anyway; McKinnie making the pro bowl (as a starter no less) is a joke
-Hutchinson was borderline...but with his name is was a lock anyway

kodiac said...

when Favre has less than 2 seconds on most plays to release the ball, and the line opens up no holes for AP....maybe 2 Vikes starting on the O line is a bit silly?

Nozzledamus said...

"Still hurting that Eli didn't make it, I get it now.

s"

not at all, even though he had his best statistical season ever

it just bothers me that fan voting plays such a big part i would let the fans vote and count that as like 50% then go to coaches/gm's then to players for alternates

Nozzledamus said...

"when Favre has less than 2 seconds on most plays to release the ball, and the line opens up no holes for AP....maybe 2 Vikes starting on the O line is a bit silly?"

kodpiece this is my point with them in the playoffs, especially if philly wins and they have to travel once

Nozzledamus said...

McKinnie starting is laughter

Nozzledamus said...

he aint elite nemore

Nozzledamus said...

"Clady should have been a pro-bowler last year, and will be for the next 10 years at left tackle."


easy bronco

tem said...

"is today day 16 for tem's pants?"

yes

"those pants are holding 15 days worth of farts"

no they have have been washed.

tem said...

so the TCS draft so far:

meiz: noone

el pad: nobody


zeke is on the clock.

kodiac said...

kodpiece this is my point with them in the playoffs, especially if philly wins and they have to travel once

-Vikes are a great team at home. They have dominated everybody they have played at home (except for 1.5 quarters against Baltimore); we trounced the Packers (garbage time TD make the final score look closer than the game was) and the Bengals there.
-Vikes are a terrible team on the road. Other than the win against the Pack; we have beat only garbage teams on the road, and have lost to some average (at best)
-IF we get the second seed, I still like our chances. Especially considering that the only team we would have to play on the road is the Saints (who have lost 2 at home, and play in a dome)
-If we have to travel to Philly (or possibly even AZ) we will almost certainly lose.

isiah thompson said...

and the two teams who might end up with the most pro bowlers will be preparing for a super bowl anyway


isn't the probowl take place the week before the superbowl - so if say the vikes make it to the final game, they'll have to pick 8 replacements? they'll be a shitton more people selected

Jugdish said...

no one really knows when the probowl takes place because no one has seen it

kodiac said...

no one really knows when the probowl takes place because no one has seen it

I was hoping if I win the trip to Maui on Monday, I could line it up to see the PB on the trip; but apparently Hawaii is a bunch of islands or something

ToddPacker said...

pro bowl is far from maui this year kod

Beth said...

"but apparently Hawaii is a bunch of islands or something"

Hawaii is one weird country.

s

Nozzledamus said...

people it's in miami, the week before the super bowl

get with it

Nozzledamus said...

dick cheney blasting obama again

ToddPacker said...

"people it's in miami, the week before the super bowl

get with it"

yeah, that's why i tolt* kod it was far from maui this year

isiah thompson said...

the week before the super bowl


el padrino

Nozzledamus said...

and the two teams who might end up with the most pro bowlers will be preparing for a super bowl anyway



RIF zeke

ToddPacker said...

"dick cheney blasting obama again"

dick cheney is an ass

Nozzledamus said...

brilliant, KIM K makes 10K a tweet!

Nozzledamus said...

"dick cheney is an ass"

probably, but he makes some good points

Jugdish said...

dick cheney is an ass, but he makes a lot of good points



fixed

Jugdish said...

i2i

Nozzledamus said...

DOUBLE DRAGON

Jugdish said...

5.99 boneless special at Hooter's today


giggity!

Kevin said...

I also make good points

Kevin said...

Hooter's


jug is hanging out with LP too much

Jugdish said...

you make a lot of points

Kevin said...

apparently our new car is gonna be either a Pathfinder or a Pilot

Beth said...

5.99 boner special at Hooter's today

*fixed

kodiac said...

people it's in miami, the week before the super bowl

get with it

-which is why I made my "but apparently Hawaii is a bunch of islands or something" comment

Meiz said...

"Screamin A read one of my tweets on air this morning"


Congratulations

ToddPacker said...

"Screamin A read one of my tweets on air this morning"

Screamin A is an ass

Jugdish said...

good yob tp!

Nozzledamus said...

"apparently our new car is gonna be either a Pathfinder or a Pilot"

4x4's in Az always make me lol
especially for a guy who counts every penny

what's wrong with a civic or a Altima kevin

ToddPacker said...

"4x4's in Az always make me lol"

so ep doesn't know what a 4x4 is, got it

ToddPacker said...

"what's wrong with a civic or a Altima kevin"


cars suck

Jugdish said...

get a smat car

Nozzledamus said...

4wd

Nozzledamus said...

suv's in general

Nozzledamus said...

if you aint gots kids you dont need a suv unless you live where there is snow

Jugdish said...

all trucks and suvs have 4 wheels, but are not necessarily 4wd

Kevin said...

"4x4's in Az always make me lol
especially for a guy who counts every penny

what's wrong with a civic or a Altima kevin"

A) Oh, I was unaware that you couldn't get those models in 2WD

B)We're watching the funds right now because we know we need to get a new car. That is the whole point of the 2nd yob, to help with a car payment until the other yob picks up

4) Not getting a civic or an altima because we already have a car

3)Put your mat away, smurfette

Jugdish said...

if you aint gots kids you dont need a suv unless you live where there is snow


what if you are lugging cases of franzia from walmart to walmart?

Kevin said...

"if you aint gots kids you dont need a suv unless you live where there is snow"

SUV does not always = 4WD

ToddPacker said...

"4wd"

kev didn't say he was getting 4wd... not all SUVs are 4wd

Kevin said...

"what if you are lugging cases of franzia from walmart to walmart?"

suv would be for cmk

Kevin said...

DOUBLE DRAGON!!

Jugdish said...

suv would be for cmk


im trying to help you here

Jugdish said...

DOUBLE DRAGON!!


^^^^

ToddPacker said...

"if you aint gots kids you dont need a suv unless you live where there is snow"


wrong

Kevin said...

"im trying to help you here"

My fault

Nozzledamus said...

scracth 4wd

meant suv, in general cost more
just would think a pennypincher like you would not spring for a higher car payment

mat's been away just conversatin

so sensitive

Kevin said...

LP

When did you get your suv?

Nozzledamus said...

wrong

there is no right or wrong

Kevin said...

"meant suv, in general cost more
just would think a pennypincher like you would not spring for a higher car payment "

Haven't had a car payment in 5 years. So pennypinching right now because I know a car payment is coming up

Nozzledamus said...

"When did you get your suv?"

1 month into my daughters young life

Nozzledamus said...

the car seat looked silly and dangerous in my civic

Kevin said...

I bet there are more places to off-road in AZ than there are in Caput Mundi

kodiac said...

I have to DOUBLE DRAGON with EP on this one; SUV seems dumb to me with no snow and no kids; get something with better gas mileage

Kevin said...

"the car seat looked silly and dangerous in my civic"

So if we have a kid in the next year or so (AHIK*), I don't want to be 1 year into a lease and have to wait 2 more years to get something new

ToddPacker said...

the "little people" are sticking up for cars... that's nice

Jugdish said...

a lease? yikes! leases suck

Jugdish said...

the "little people" are sticking up for cars... that's nice


hilarity

kodiac said...

a lease? yikes! leases suck

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Nozzledamus said...

"So if we have a kid in the next year or so (AHIK*), I don't want to be 1 year into a lease and have to wait 2 more years to get something new"

like dick cheney you make a good point

Meiz said...

"4x4's in Az always make me lol"


4-wheeling/off-roading is quite popular in the SW. They do have mountains and shit out there.

Jugdish said...

I have to DOUBLE DRAGON with EP on this one; SUV seems dumb to me with no snow and no kids; get something where you can see over the dash


fixed

Kevin said...

"a lease? yikes! leases suck"

So your* not trying to help. Got it

Nozzledamus said...

nerve been off roading in my life

ToddPacker said...

"a lease? yikes! leases suck"


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Kevin said...

"4-wheeling/off-roading is quite popular in the SW. They do have mountains and shit out there."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

So your* not trying to help. Got it


you're not making a good point with the lease

kodiac said...

I have to travel too much for work to lease anyway....but I would rather buy a slightly used car than lease a new car

Nozzledamus said...

either way you need an suv, your costco trips are redonk

no way 97 cases of tuna fit in a Altima trunk

Jugdish said...

but I would rather buy a slightly used car than lease a new car


^^^^

Kevin said...

"nerve been off roading in my life"

They make mini ATVs

Jugdish said...

i boat* my truck new, but got zero % financing...

next vehicle hopefully with be boat* with cash...slightly used

ToddPacker said...

"but I would rather buy a slightly used car than lease a new car"

yes

Kevin said...

I used to be on the anti-lease bandwagon

Kevin said...

"either way you need an suv, your costco trips are redonk"


It all fits fine in the TSX

Jugdish said...

I used to be on the anti-lease bandwagon


get back on it

ToddPacker said...

"no way 97 cases of tuna fit in a Altima trunk"

funny... don't forget all that cheese too

ToddPacker said...

go with the pilot, keith.. if i remember it was more "bang for the buck" compared to the pathfinder

Kevin said...

Our TSX lease is up in February. Probably gonna end up buying it. It doesn't have that many miles and the price should be pretty good

Kevin said...

"go with the pilot, keith.. if i remember it was more "bang for the buck" compared to the pathfinder"

I favor the Pilot

kodiac said...

I'm looking to possibly buy a 2005 or 2006 Suburu Outback next fall

-I haven't had a car payment before, so I'm trying to hold off as long as possible. The Eclipse is so bad up in this climate though

Jugdish said...

if you're gonna buy a car after the lease, why not just buy a slightly used car now instead of leasing one? seems like money is being wasted with the lease and you'd save in the long run. not busting on ya, just sayin.

ToddPacker said...

"Our TSX lease is up in February. Probably gonna end up buying it. It doesn't have that many miles and the price should be pretty good"

my brother had a suite TL, but cars suck

Jugdish said...

you can get a bang bus pretty cheap


s

ToddPacker said...

"you can get a bang bus pretty cheap"


i can see tiger driving a bang bus

Jugdish said...

i think i want another truck whenever i get something new

Jugdish said...

id ride tiger's bang bus


/beth

ToddPacker said...

gotta head in to the office this afternoon... mild wft

Beth said...

"id ride tiger's bang bus
/beth"

This might be true.

ToddPacker said...

"gotta head in to the office this afternoon... mild wft"

should that be "into"? i always mess that up

Jugdish said...

This might be true.


i meant to drop a wadr on there too

Jugdish said...

should that be "into"? i always mess that up


its however you say it in real life

Jugdish said...

5 min until lunch

Jugdish said...

you are all invited to my new years eve party

Meiz said...

4-wheelin' with LP

Jugdish said...

4-wheelin' with LP


high-larry-ty

ToddPacker said...

"you are all invited to my new years eve party"

suite*

Beth said...

"you are all invited to my new years eve party"

Can we all blow train whistles at midnight?

Nozzledamus said...

good one deke

Nozzledamus said...

"you are all invited to my new years eve party"


When is it?


















esssssssss

ToddPacker said...

"Can we all blow train whistles at midnight?"

did beth just use "blow" and "train" in the same comment?

Nozzledamus said...

gollum update

he eats the skin of a kiwi

ns

Nozzledamus said...

Minutes after he saw his newborn son come to life in his arms on Christmas Eve, Mike Hermanstorfer learned his wife had also inexplicably come back from the dead.


miracle

Nozzledamus said...

Hermanstorfer?

wft

Nozzledamus said...

i hear Bret Michaels coming back to Raw

i might tune in for the first time since 2002

Meiz said...

Shawn Michaels?

Nozzledamus said...

i had a great idea for ladies

beth letme know if you'd like this

a dildo office chair

regualar office chair with a dildo of your choice right where your vajeen would be

Nozzledamus said...

Shawn Michaels?

RIF, the heartbreak kid has been back for many moons deke

i mean Bret the Hitman Hart, not bret michaels from poison

Meiz said...

"RIF, the heartbreak kid has been back for many moons deke

i mean Bret the Hitman Hart, not bret michaels from poison"


RIFing me on a HDH comment is a bit pretentious, no?

Nozzledamus said...

i'll rump in whatever front i want

Nozzledamus said...

but yes it is

ToddPacker said...

"a dildo office chair"

why do you think i like dong?

/ep

Nozzledamus said...

yeah but i dont the dildo in my ass i want it in a a girls twat

big difference there

ToddPacker said...

"big difference there"

fair enough

ToddPacker said...

ep, what do you think about the bay signing?

ToddPacker said...

i said it before, i'm not a fan of bay

Meiz said...

"regualar office chair with a dildo of your choice right where your vajeen would be"


They don't need an over the top contraption like this. Just a pair pair of pants with a properly placed seam.

Kevin said...

"if you're gonna buy a car after the lease, why not just buy a slightly used car now instead of leasing one? seems like money is being wasted with the lease and you'd save in the long run. not busting on ya, just sayin."

I like the idea of having the car for a couple years and if I don't like it, I'm not stuck with higher payments

Kevin said...

and cmk will be driving it the most, and she likes about 1 out of 10 things in life

kinda ns

Kevin said...

"i hear Bret Michaels coming back to Raw

i might tune in for the first time since 2002"

hilarity

Kevin said...

This dude filling in for rome is reaching

Kevin said...

TP

I'll go straight up with the Bengals/Jets bet

ToddPacker said...

"I'll go straight up with the Bengals/Jets bet"

what's the line?

tem said...

3hr conference call with big big boss.

one of the big bosses got let go. he is contemplating suicide now.

fun times.

Kevin said...

"what's the line?"

LP said Jets are favored by 10

Nozzledamus said...

"ep, what do you think about the bay signing?"

would rather have lackey but he is a good good player so i'm happy

Nozzledamus said...

that's a troof

Kevin said...

Mike Leach, fird*

ToddPacker said...

so you don't want the 10 points, ok with me.... cincy gonna win anyway you don't need the points

Jugdish said...

Can we all blow train whistles at midnight?


of course

isiah thompson said...

i hear Bret Michaels coming back to Raw


awlsome*

isiah thompson said...

maybe he'll make it The Raw Bus instead of Raw or Raw of Love

Kevin said...

"cincy gonna win anyway you don't need the points"

xnij

Jugdish said...

I like the idea of having the car for a couple years and if I don't like it, I'm not stuck with higher payments

and cmk will be driving it the most, and she likes about 1 out of 10 things in life


fair enough

Nozzledamus said...

damn, think i broke my tuft on an olive pit

isiah thompson said...

one of the big bosses got let go. he is contemplating suicide now.

fun times.



did you yell out DO IT!


s

too soon?

Kevin said...

Every raw has its thorn

Kevin said...

"damn, think i broke my tuft on an olive pit"

::root canal::

Kevin said...

olives are fucking disgusting

Kevin said...

colov

isiah thompson said...

one of the big bosses got let go. he is contemplating suicide now.


tell him noone likes a quitter.



except zeke

isiah thompson said...

damn, think i broke my tuft on an olive pit



toofis* fairy pays good money for baby teeth.

MO MONEY!
MO MONEY!
MO MONEY!

isiah thompson said...

just woke up from one of them "coma" naps.

still groggy

isiah thompson said...

places where that James kid was "held", Craig James is a bitch

Beth said...

"beth letme know if you'd like this
a dildo office chair"

Ok that's just silly. It might be a good idea in a porn movie but not in real life.

Nozzledamus said...

"olives are fucking disgusting"

this bothers me so much you have no idea

Nozzledamus said...

"Ok that's just silly. It might be a good idea in a porn movie but not in real life."

that's where I seent* it

Jugdish said...

"beth letme know if you'd like this
a dildo office chair"



beth sure is putting in a lot of time at the office


/fmbeth

Kevin said...

Mike Leach was owed an $800k bonus tomorrow

IN YOU FACE, MIKE

isiah thompson said...

"Ok that's just silly. It might be a good idea in a porn movie but not in real life."

that's where I seent* it, I turned the chair around and sat on it backward - worked much better for me.


*fized

Beth said...

"beth sure is putting in a lot of time at the office"

Nah the office is where I get the real thing - dildo chairs don't end up in raises.

Nozzledamus said...

"that's where I seent* it, I turned the chair around and sat on it backward - worked much better for me.


*fized"

gross

isiah thompson said...

for real dough*, watch that vidyeo, dood wasn't in a "shed" nor "closet"

Meiz said...

"damn, think i broke my tuft on an olive pit"


Who eats unpitted olives?

Kevin said...

"this bothers me so much you have no idea"

I figured

Meiz said...

"this bothers me so much you have no idea"


I'm with you, here. I can just sit around and crush on olives.

Pickles, too.

isiah thompson said...

I'm re-watching The Wire season 1.


DET

Jugdish said...

Who eats olives?


fixed

tem said...

so is zeke going to draft help and totally fuck over el pad?

tem said...

i'm hoping zeke or keef draft someone.

Nozzledamus said...

"Who eats unpitted olives?"

::olive oil::

Kevin said...

that's where I seent* it as I was sitting 3" from the TV. I turned the chair around and sat on it backward - worked much better for me.


**fized

Kevin said...

"Who eats olives?


fixed"


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Nozzledamus said...

"i'm hoping zeke or keef draft someone."

La resistance!

Beth said...

Olives are not only a good food, they are actually relatively low calorie.

kodiac said...

"Who eats olives?


fixed"


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this

isiah thompson said...

Olives are not only a good food, they are actually relatively low calorie.



not if you deep fry them.


/rev

isiah thompson said...

so is zeke going to draft help and totally fuck over el pad?


yeah Team Zeke don't draft nobody's*

tem said...

olives suck

tem said...

olive garden is the better

Nozzledamus said...

and a wrench has been thrown into Tem's TCS blueprint

Nozzledamus said...

"so is zeke going to draft help and totally fuck over el pad?"

he wouldnt, me and zeke are like peas and carrots

like twins, i'm danny devito he's schwarz

Jugdish said...

that was suite ep

Jugdish said...

4 more hours

tem said...

"and a wrench has been thrown into Tem's TCS blueprint"

not really.

honestly it is less work. will only have to read comments from 4 people instead of 8.

tem said...

i just hope someone fucks someone else over.

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