Thursday, December 24, 2009

Happy Holidays from H

In what may be the first ever QUADRUPLE DRAGON!!!! in LOV history, I've gotta agree with EP, Blue and TP on this story. I think if you have a child that young, there should be locks, deadbolts, heavy chain...whatever it takes to keep that kid in your house or apartment.

On a happier note, Merry Christmas and/or whatever holiday you celebrate around this time of year. Here's to another year of good health and happiness to you and your friends and families.

Without further ado, here is LOV's Christmas wishlist, straight from Santa's workship.

Beth would like a year's worth of KY Jelly and a pillow for her knees
EP would like some relief from his credit card debt and time off from Santa's workshop.
Tem would like to know what it feels like to be naked with a girl.
Freak would like a brand new package of clean, unused socks.
TP would like some viaara and a brand new walker.
Blue would like a 7th house and more employees for him to fire at a later time.
Keith simply asked for a boss that remembers his actual first name and to see hsil naked.
Jug asked for all train bridges in the Houston area to be demolished.
Kod would like to have his home all to himself and cmkod
Rev just wants tastycakes. lots and lots of tastycakes.
Spiff would like a way to get more info on FMBeth
Tyler would like another Lakers championship. Too bad the Celtics will spoil this wish.
Meiz would like some overtime pay.
Zeke wished for Dan Snyder to have a fatal heat attack
Steve would like a new baseball and another term for Obama.
H asked for more groupies and a new band.

Ok, thos were all lame, rehashed jokes. But I really don't care.

Happy Holidays guys and gal.

217 comments:

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Jugdish said...

h rehashed old shit

Jugdish said...

keef likes dong!

Jugdish said...

s

Jugdish said...

cool

H said...

Morning Jug

Jugdish said...

good morning!

halph day today

El Padrino said...

halph this

Jugdish said...

i went out last night...slightly hungover today

ToddPacker said...

nice post, h

ToddPacker said...

lots of kids in my house right now and cmtp just left for work

ToddPacker said...

maybe we should start a game of indoor football

tem said...

good enough for christmas eve.

nice post freak.

tem said...

"lots of kids in my house right now and cmtp just left for work"

you suck as a parent if you don't know where every single one of them is at all times.

ToddPacker said...

"you suck as a parent if you don't know where every single one of them is at all times."

you suck at this argument

ToddPacker said...

and by the way, all six are upstairs playing wii and being really loud

ToddPacker said...

i need for parents to get here soon to start picking up these loud kids

tem said...

"you suck at this argument"

oh it isn't my stance. that is el pad's stance. i am not very good at arguing it.

tem said...

el pad will suck you every time with that argument.

ToddPacker said...

"i am not very good at arguing it."

no, you are not

blue said...

i'd like some tastykakes

ToddPacker said...

"i'd like some tastykakes"

tastykakes suck (rev bat signal)

El Padrino said...

suck this

ToddPacker said...

wft, i have to go to the post office today

tem said...

but i am already getting 2 people riled up, so i am doing well enough.

tem said...

"wft, i have to go to the post office today"

that's the shit that happens to you when you insult tem's skillz.

blue said...

hard to insult something you don't have

ToddPacker said...

rehash eve

tem said...

rehash is fun.

El Padrino said...

mariah carey has the best holy night

El Padrino said...

i love corn beef rehash

tem said...

right; when you don't have tem's skillz it is hard to insult them.

thanks blue.

tem said...

tp is mad because he can't find his viaara.

blue said...

double dragon tattoo

El Padrino said...

h this was a mad corny post, not gangsta but i like the effort on xmas eve

blue said...

corny beef rehash

tem said...

el pad likes corn beef rehash.

El Padrino said...

aja corn beef hash is phenominal

ToddPacker said...

"tp is mad because he can't find his viaara."

yes

ToddPacker said...

yes, 4 kids just left

ToddPacker said...

next time there is a sleepover i'm making sure cmtp doesn't have to work the next morning

Jugdish said...

your face has been rehashed


/freak

ToddPacker said...

btw, the toe is healing nicely

ToddPacker said...

your face has been rehashed and can i have your shopvac


/freak


*fixed

Jugdish said...

wii bowling tournament at work is suite.

tem, i have the grease 2 bowling song in my head now...dammit

Meiz said...

Fuck work.

Meiz said...

"maybe we should start a game of indoor football"


Smear The Queer

Meiz said...

"i love corn beef rehash"


Gross

Meiz said...

""Can't wait for some NYE champagne."

Buy Cooks"


Champagne is delicious. I miss the Alpha Delta Phi NYE parties in Madison.

tem said...

"tem, i have the grease 2 bowling song in my head now...dammit"

haha, let's bowl let's bowl let's rock in roll.

Meiz said...

"tem, i have the grease 2 bowling song in my head now...dammit"


We're gonna boooowwwwwwl tonight!

Meiz said...

DOUBLE DRAGON!

Meiz said...

Shit. Or is it "we're gonna score tonight"?


That might be negative DD points.

tem said...

it's both

tem said...

nope it is just score.

i was wrong.

tem said...

Come on everybody, gather 'round
I'm going to show you how to knock 'em down
When I'm on the ball, I'm the number one
And I'm gonna show you how it's done
Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock n' roll
Hey come on, let's the show on the road
Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock n' roll
The stakes are a bomb that's about to explode
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
If you're looking for a fight, and the time is right
We're gonna wipe the floor with you tonight
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna tonight
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll, we're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl
We're gonna score, score, score tonight
Hey Paulette, take a look over here
I'm your kingpin honey, and I'm getting in gear
Hey Johnny, Johnny, go and bowl that strike
And I just might be your baby tonight
Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock n' roll
Hey, come on, let's get the show on the road
Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock n' roll
The stakes are high, and the winner takes all
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
Don't get sore when you lose tonight
We're gonna show you how to do it right
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight
We're gonna score tonight

tem said...

that's the worst LOV comment of all time.

Meiz said...

That awful healthcare shit passed. Just terrible.

El Padrino said...

your boy

Meiz said...

"your boy"


Got bullied. And crumbled.

Meiz said...

I'm seriously concerned with this.

There's gonna be a shitstorm, right? I'm not fucking paying for something I have no money for. I'll close my bank accounts and pay my bills in cash, if need be.

tem said...

41 minutes into a boring conference call.

Meiz said...

There should not be work today.

tem said...

lots of work for tem today.

El Padrino said...

lots of work for tem today.

and el pad

will dye* down after market closes though

El Padrino said...

santa is in australia

tem said...

talking with some investment dudes out of armonk, ny.

tem said...

nerve heard of armonk.

El Padrino said...

westchester

El Padrino said...

not much going on in Armonk

El Padrino said...

only reason i know it is because IBM actually has it's headquarters there

Meiz said...

"santa is in australia"


I saw that

Meiz said...

"only reason i know it is because IBM actually has it's headquarters there"


Because we all know you're big in the tech industry.

El Padrino said...

"Because we all know you're big in the tech industry."

no i'm big in knowing about companies i invest in

tem said...

their adress is in armonk

Meiz said...

Still 5 more hours to go

Meiz said...

I wish I had money to invest in stuff.

El Padrino said...

that workout thing on the door that randy coture pimps looks solid

Meiz said...

"that workout thing on the door that randy coture pimps looks solid"\


It crossed my mind, but I need cardio a lot more than strength.

Meiz said...

"Longtime D.C. sports anchor George Michael dies"

El Padrino said...

the Sunday Sports Machine!??

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Meiz said...

"the Sunday Sports Machine!??"


Yup

Meiz said...

There's your 3rd

El Padrino said...

"end of a nearly century-long struggle to reform America's health care system."


hahahahahahaha

century, very funny obama

Meiz said...

Fuck Obama

isiah thompson said...

There's gonna be a shitstorm, right? I'm not fucking paying for something I have no money for. I'll close my bank accounts and pay my bills in cash, if need be.


you'll have to get paid in cash too then, the gubment will dip their hands into your paycheck.

Meiz said...

Vinny Del. Not fired yet.

isiah thompson said...

"Longtime D.C. sports anchor George Michael dies"


STUNNED, SHOCKED AND SADDENED



NS

what a kick to the nuts

isiah thompson said...

got in and out of the mvd in about 25 mins today.

BOOYA!

Meiz said...

"you'll have to get paid in cash too then, the gubment will dip their hands into your paycheck."


Not sure how this will work with no public option.

Meiz said...

"got in and out of the mvd in about 25 mins today."


mvd?

isiah thompson said...

Not sure how this will work with no public option.


won't it be a fine if you don't get insurance?

if they catch you I'm sure they'll put a lien or whatever on your check till you pay them off.


IN YOU FACE!!!!!

isiah thompson said...

yeah AZ calls it the mvd, regular states refer to it as the dmv, the gooks call it the dmz.

isiah thompson said...

I didn't know Michael had cancer.

sad day today.

ns

isiah thompson said...

someone parked right on the line at the grocery store parking lot, had to squeeze my ride in.

my christmas gift to that person was not spitting on their car.

Meiz said...

"IN YOU FACE!!!!!"


This is fucking bullshit.

isiah thompson said...

This is fucking bullshit.



No, it's CHANGE!!!111!!!!

AHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


sorry deke, ns.

kodiac said...

Great post H! (ns). Many aitches reading that

Merry Christmas all

kodiac said...

Great post H! (ns). Many aitches reading that

Merry Christmas all

Meiz said...

Thanks Kod!

Meiz said...

Thanks Kod!

isiah thompson said...

Thanks Kod!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

isiah thompson said...

Thanks Kod!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

JFreak said...

Double Double Dragon Dragon

JFreak said...

Double Double Dragon Dragon

Meiz said...

Now I'm hearing that there will be subsidies to pick up large chunks of the costs of coverage.

Meiz said...

Ah, I fucked up the Jimmy Two Times.

Apologies.

isiah thompson said...

Is Jason Bay coming back to the Boston Red Sox after all? Don't bet on it.

A team source told ESPNBoston.com on Wednesday night that while the club never says never, Bay's return to Boston would be a long shot since the Red Sox already have a left fielder: Mike Cameron, who signed a two-year deal with the Sox earlier this month. (Of course, Cameron could end up in center with Jacoby Ellsbury shifting to left).


is this really a story? come on wwl

kodiac said...

anything about the Sox, no matter how trivial, is a story to the wwl

kodiac said...

The senate passed their BS version of the bill....but it is not over, it still has to be reconciled with the (much better IMO) house bill previously passed.

-I still say shut it down, but at least the final bill should be at least a little better than the senate version approved this morning

kodiac said...

but yeah, a mandate without a robust public option is we todd did

isiah thompson said...

-I still say shut it down, but at least the final bill should be at least a little better than the senate version approved this morning



agreed, they're trying to put lipstick on the pig.

kodiac said...

agreed, they're trying to put lipstick on the pig.

-yep, it's going to be a fooking disaster for Dems. This will likely haunt them for several elections to come

El Padrino said...

"-yep, it's going to be a fooking disaster for Dems. This will likely haunt them for several elections to come"

excellent

El Padrino said...

every repub voted no btw

so mauch for bipartsianship

El Padrino said...

mauch is wonderful

El Padrino said...

rip george mikel*

i fell asleep to you every sunday until about 20 years old

ns

everyboddy HURRRRRRRRRTTTSS

isiah thompson said...

damn, I just sharted.

isiah thompson said...

so mauch for bipartsianship


EP check this out:

"Reid ripped the Republicans for their unanimous opposition to the bill, saying he was "sorry to say that for the first time in American history, a political party has chosen to stand on the sidelines rather than participate in great -- and greatly needed -- social change.""


our politicians just don't get it.

isiah thompson said...

I never really watched George Michael's Sports Machine, ns. I just watched him do the nightly sports highlights and skin's shows. Dood was great.

isiah thompson said...

Ima* go put on some Chappelle Show DVD's and wrap up some presents. Merry Christmas erebody*.

Meiz said...

our politicians just don't give a fuck*



*fized

El Padrino said...

than participate in great -- and greatly needed -- social change.""

they always think they are heroes

Meiz said...

What's for lunch?

kodiac said...

our politicians just don't give a fuck about anything but money and power*



*fized again

kodiac said...

There are a few politicians I actually like; Ellison, Feigold, Oberstar, Dean, McCain (pre-2008) Huckabee (yes, even a couple republicans) off the top of my head.

-too bad there are so few IMO

kodiac said...

*Feingold

El Padrino said...

Reingold beer is the worse

kodiac said...

Reingold beer

: bad bill :

El Padrino said...

old beer brewery here in ny, it was swill

El Padrino said...

PILE O CRAP

Meiz said...

This personal Panormous is making me have images of a small village in Tuscany.

kodiac said...

"But from the moment he was elected, Obama has governed not as a progressive liberal but as a corporatist liberal. Progressive liberals hoped Obama would be like FDR. Instead, he's been like Bill Clinton on steroids."

-Hi Huffington Post!

El Padrino said...

instead of change it should have been retread

El Padrino said...

"Broken Ribs, Facial Fractures, Collapsed Lung For Schemer"


maydoff* got whupped

isiah thompson said...

Obama isn't going to church services tonight or tomorrow, just wait till next year when he hits y'all with the "I really am a mooslim" declaration.

ns

watch

El Padrino said...

lock it up

El Padrino said...

told you mafuggers usc would lose 4 games

Meiz said...

"I will work to improve the bill, including restoring the public option, when the final version is drafted," said Feingold."


I will support the fuck out of you, Russ.

Meiz said...

"Obama isn't going to church services tonight or tomorrow, just wait till next year when he hits y'all with the "I really am a mooslim" declaration.

ns

watch"


So?

kodiac said...

I would like to see Feingold make a run at the presidency someday; Feingold/Wellstone or Wellstone/Feingold would have been HDH

-RIP Paul

El Padrino said...

incredible pic

El Padrino said...

fuck man, i wanna bounce

Meiz said...

This day fucking blows. And I got nuthin to do tonight either. I wanna go to the bars.

kodiac said...

doing the family thing tonight

-probably just going to sit tight at home through the snow storm tomorrow; we were supposed to go to sdkod2's finace's parents tomorrow...but I don't want to make the hour or so drive each way through the snow (happily neither does cmkod)

El Padrino said...

"This day fucking blows. And I got nuthin to do tonight either. I wanna go to the bars."

mom/dad?

Meiz said...

"mom/dad?"


Dude, they're up at the cabin.

El Padrino said...

"Dude, they're up at the cabin."

drive up tonight

ns

surprise them

El Padrino said...

the prodigal son returns

Meiz said...

"drive up tonight

ns"


Fuck. No.

Waste of time.

El Padrino said...

this is why you get shop-vacs in your stocking

Meiz said...

I got other shit, too, ya know.

El Padrino said...

oh yea, i know

El Padrino said...

leaving at 330

Meiz said...

I'm done in 45

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

20 minutes left.

Meiz said...

Our mailman is such a goober

ToddPacker said...

finally done shopping

Meiz said...

Haven't even started shopping

ToddPacker said...

"Haven't even started shopping"

nice

Meiz said...

Not doing it until after christmas

Meiz said...

I'm out.

ToddPacker said...

"Not doing it until after christmas"

wise

ToddPacker said...

i hate changing the AC filters

ToddPacker said...

gotta go in to work one day next week.... woe

ToddPacker said...

unless i get someone else to sign&seal some plans

kodiac said...

I work Mon-Wed next week; still, 2 straight 4 day weekends is HDH

Meiz said...

You guys suck. I gotta work 5 days next week.

Meiz said...

The Pope fell during christmas mass.

IN YOU FACE, CATHOLICS!!!


Ahahahahahahahaha

isiah thompson said...

off today, don't work again till Jan. 4th.


BAAAAAM!

Meiz said...

comment.



bored.

Kevin said...

"Do you sell to consumers or only to retailers?"

retailers

isiah thompson said...

sell to LOV, Inc. at a steep discount, we then sell for profit. We already have the product and a shipping facility.

BAM!

MO MONEY!
MO MONEY!
MO MONEY!

Meiz said...

I should hit a chinese buffet tomorrow.

Kevin said...

"i hate changing the AC filters"

Serious?

Kevin said...

"sell to LOV, Inc. at a steep discount, we then sell for profit. We already have the product and a shipping facility."


I'll make sure to bring some to the picnic

Kevin said...

TPS kickt* my as. today

Kevin said...

I was in Walmart all morning setting up a big display. Was fucking redonk in there. All kinds of whiskey tango running amok

Meiz said...

Whiskey tango?

Kevin said...

The score in the other semifinal in my $FNFL league was 138.3-138. Then I get up this morning and ESPN took away 1 of Kurt Warner's TDs so the dude who won lost 6 points and is now playing for 3rd. Stings

Meiz said...

White trash?

Kevin said...

"Whiskey tango?"

Stop it

Meiz said...

"The score in the other semifinal in my $FNFL league was 138.3-138. Then I get up this morning and ESPN took away 1 of Kurt Warner's TDs so the dude who won lost 6 points and is now playing for 3rd. Stings"


Ruled a lateral

Kevin said...

"White trash?"

Si

Kevin said...

"Ruled a lateral"

Ah. Man, that's shitty that the dude thought all week he was playing for the champyunship* and he's not

Meiz said...

"Whiskey tango"


I like to use tpt

Kevin said...

nerve heard tpt

Kevin said...

Let me rephrase. I've heard trailer park trash, but not tpt

Meiz said...

trailer park trash

Meiz said...

Ah. Got it.

Meiz said...

I wish I had a drinking partner tonight.

Meiz said...

The Nano doesn't seem to have much of a battery to it.

JFreak said...

"The Nano doesn't seem to have much of a battery to it."

That's because it doesn't.

kodiac said...

sell to LOV, Inc. at a steep discount, we then sell for profit.

-to line EP's pockets? We've already established that EP is cashing in on all of the LOV equity ($1600/yr estimated on the website valuation calculator)

Meiz said...

"That's because it doesn't."


Less than a Shuffle?

kodiac said...

push

kodiac said...

because

kodiac said...

spam

kodiac said...

doesn't

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