Monday, December 28, 2009

Goddman Monday's*

I quit. OK I'll stay. I'm now qualified to coach at FU.

Hopefully Santa treated everyone well and you all had a great holiday weekend. Guess what?!?!?! We have another long weekend this week. Thanks Obamer!!

Giants send out the Meadowlands on a high note. As Hannibal said, I love it when a plan comes together. O:FNY is gaining steam.

Good weekend for LP & his picks. Nice job going 3-1. (s)

I thoroughly enjoy Denise Milani's work

Blue posted something last week about hating people who put their trash out on a holiday because the trash guy doesn't come. So I didn't put our recycle bin out on Friday because it was Chrismas*, and wouldn't you know, the recycle truck came around at 6am. In my face, I guess.

The Colts have sealed their fate. 1 and done in the playoffs. Lock it up!

The Saints are in the same bought*.

Chargers/Eagles Super Bowl. I just threw up in my mouth.

"Sources: Bulls wait on replacement to ax coach". I wonder what they want to ax him.

I think I'm gonna be made busy, ti, this week. Apparently people like to drink for New Year's.

I wish mize was here to punch hsil in the face.

I'm done

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El Padrino said...

i'm not counting the colts game against me

it's a travesty

El Padrino said...

o:fny would never go down

kev you are in the minority on hating ny

El Padrino said...

just need minny to cover and go 2-2

fag'

the texans fuck me again

El Padrino said...

and if minny does cover tonight, i would have went 4-1 in the ebay picks

so in you face fucknut

El Padrino said...

AND THE only LOSS WOULD BE THE PUSSBAG COLTS WHO WONT BE WINNING JACK SHIT

it's science freak

finally a lickeable team has a shot at going undefeated and they lay down

that was horrifying freak, colts fandom realize the season is over and so should you

El Padrino said...

ok i'm done

El Padrino said...

meetings with london be early you

tem said...

try this again.

tem said...

"lickeable"

wow

tem said...

also colts win the SB.

mark it down in pen.

but use an erasable one.

tem said...

and now tem must go shower.

it snowed here so i gotta leave early for work.

or maybe i should leave later.

Beth said...

EP, zeke had a name and pic for you in the tail end of the comments from the last post.

tem said...

good thing you tolt him, he'd never have known.

Steve said...

"finally a lickeable team has a shot at going undefeated and they lay down"

^^^^^^^^^^

pussies.

Beth said...

Maybe those "pussies" didn't want to be licked...

tem said...

nonsense.

tem said...

am i the only one who just doesn't care that they pulled their starters?

H said...

EP wants to lick Peyton. Got it.

H said...

No tem, I'm with you. We all learnt* in 07 that 16-0 doesn't mean jack if you don't win it all. I think it was a smart move. Big picture thinking.

tem said...

haha, go bucs. get a worse draft pick!

tem said...

anyone see the chick official from the marshall/ou bowl game?

i caught a glimpse. she looked like she might be kind of hot. sneaky hot maybe.

Beth said...

"anyone see the chick official from the marshall/ou bowl game?

i caught a glimpse. she looked like she might be kind of hot. sneaky hot maybe"

They had a pic in the local paper and I thought the same thing. I'm sure if she is hot though she was trying to tone it down. Not all the way, but just enough to get taken more seriously.

Beth said...

Pic of the female college ref.

tem said...

yeah i couldn't figure it out.

i figured spiff would have nudes up by now.

tem said...

i'm leaning towards she is hot.

Beth said...

Back view of the female ref.

tem said...

beth is going for LOV member of the day.

Beth said...

The pic of the ref in this article is hilarity. Look at the coach in the background grabbing himself.

El Padrino said...

fuck her in the ass with some booty referee shorts, that's hot

Beth said...

Well I need all the TCS points I can get...wait, that's not this week and I'm not involved anymore?? WFT?

El Padrino said...

"lickeable"

wow

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

jesus i'm great

El Padrino said...

"Back view of the female ref."

she's holding up #2

perfect

tem said...

"On Saturdays, the Pascagoula wife and mother of two boys - Bridley, 8, and Brady, 5 - serves as a line judge for games in Conference USA and the Mountain West and Western Athletic conferences."


bridley? the fuck is bridley?

El Padrino said...

"EP, zeke had a name and pic for you in the tail end of the comments from the last post."

fuck the saints

Nozzledamus said...

"Yeah. Gints can't win a playoff game"

the english language is funny sometimes

giants can't win a playoff game if they don't make the playoffs silly

they can win a playoff game next year, theoretically

Nozzledamus said...

if the bet was, giants wont make the playoffs then you would win

in you face english major

Nozzledamus said...

::cue the weasel taunts::

Nozzledamus said...

jet game flexed to sunday night
hope the bengals have something to play for would be suite to close out giants stadium with bummed out jet fans instead of bummed out giants fans

Nozzledamus said...

hope bill sheridan enjoys min wage salary

Nozzledamus said...

urban crier is a joke

a mafuggin joke, he just sharted on his kids and wife, embarrassed himself

damn fool
where was god on that one urban

Nozzledamus said...

i'm wasting TCS bullets

Nozzledamus said...

meanwhile if the jets win and the pats win they paly each other in the first round


na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na

hey hey hey

goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nozzledamus said...

vinny testerverde is not walking through that door

Nozzledamus said...

fuck the colts
fuck the eagles
fuck the redskins
fuck the cowboys
fuck the broncos
fuck the saints

Nozzledamus said...

the Rams are now on the clock

Beth said...

i'm wasting TCS blanks.

*fixed

Nozzledamus said...

your face is blank

/freak

Beth said...

Well, sometimes my mind is.

Kevin said...

"if the bet was, giants wont make the playoffs then you would win

in you face english major"


The bet was the Giants wouldn't win a playoff game. RIF

tem said...

LIF

blue said...

what's RIF again?


(s)

Nozzledamus said...

"The bet was the Giants wouldn't win a playoff game. RIF"

but they didn't make it so the opportunity to win one is not there

Nozzledamus said...

ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Nozzledamus said...

just wanted to rile kevin up

blue said...

so they won't win one...got it

Nozzledamus said...

i'll pay when my nozzledamus name runs out

tem said...

they might win one next year.

Jugdish said...

i'm not counting the colts game against me


oh nh...you've got to consider the time of year when gambling, its like looking at weather conditions.

Jugdish said...

nh = no

blue said...

fuck the broncos...

you don't deserve to make the playoffs when you give a up a 27yrd run on 3rd and 25

Nozzledamus said...

"you've got to consider the time of year when gambling"

i did, didn't think they would quit like that

it was disgusting

ns

Jugdish said...

i don't like pulling the Colts pulling their starters either, but not just because of the endefeated season thing. They have a passing offense that relies on timing...they need to play to keep that timing on. It would be different if they were a running/ball control type offense.

tem said...

tem has been picking pro games well lately.

Jugdish said...

you don't deserve to make the playoffs when you give a up a 27yrd run on 3rd and 25


either that, or their record in the last 10 games

tem said...

they played 3 qtrs...that is probably enough work for one day to keep up their timing.

Jugdish said...

maybe, maybe not. resting starters hasn't proved to work for them. i understand the injury thing, especially with all the games manning has missed due to injury

Beth said...

"tem has been picking pro games well lately

Yet you're still in 3rd place in the LOV pro pick-em league...

tem said...

"maybe, maybe not. "

^^^


so it doesn't matter, got it.

tem said...

"Yet you're still in 3rd place in the LOV pro pick-em league..."

that's why i said lately.

LIF

Beth said...

"that's why i said lately."

29 in the last 3 weeks for you, 33 for me. I'm just saying...

tem said...

i didn't say tem was picking the best or that you were picking bad.

LIF

Nozzledamus said...

"they played 3 qtrs...that is probably enough work for one day to keep up their timing."

2 and a half shamtem

Beth said...

Tem is in a cantankerous mood today it seems.

tem said...

last 5 wks

tem 51
tits 47

Beth said...

Anyone here a fan of Jeff Dunham? (His concert stuff, not his awful Comedy Central tv show.)

Fmbeth and I are going to see him tonight at Philips Arena.

tem said...

"2 and a half shamtem"

you love your halfs

Beth said...

"last 5 wks

tem 51
tits 47"


If only it was a 5 week season...

tem said...

if only

tem said...

and if it was that 5 weeks.

tem said...

so urban meyer is taking a leave of absence, but will coach the gators in the bowl game and next year?

so what is he going to miss?

H said...

"LIF"

::resting starters::

Steve said...

"Anyone here a fan of Jeff Dunham? (His concert stuff, not his awful Comedy Central tv show"


Comedy = A++
CC Show = F

Beth said...

Some recruiting I guess.

Jugdish said...

so it doesn't matter, got it.


but it might, got it

Jugdish said...

his stand up is good, never seen his show

Beth said...

LIF = "Listening is fundamental" since Tem has a reader and doesn't read the comments (or I'm assuming that's what it stands for).

Beth said...

Don't waste your time on the CC show jug, it's pretty bad.

tem said...

Listening is fundamental


^

Jugdish said...

you can check out some of his standup on youtube

Nozzledamus said...

urban meyer is a joke, he publicly shit on his family

if i was his 8 year old donkey punch him right in the nuts when i see him

faggot

dont be all down and out about your health and cite your family then turn around the next day and say you know what, fuck my family

i mean that's how i read it, good for tp though

Nozzledamus said...

i mean it's not a surprise

coaches are generally assholes to thier families but they get compensated for it so i guess money>>> family values

Kevin said...

money conquers all

Kevin said...

Mize was in Caput Mundi

Kevin said...

"o:fny would never go down"


I'm resisting

Beth said...

"good for tp though"

Bad for beth though.

ToddPacker said...

i'm puzzled by the urb thing... i don't think all the details are out.... shit don't add up. i think there is more to the story

ToddPacker said...

"good for tp though"


if he returns to form.

tem said...

rumor has it that urban fucked a cheerleader and it is going to be made public soon.

tem said...

that's just a rumor though and is probably completely made up.

ToddPacker said...

doing tps like i'm at work is bullshit... this better not keep up all week

Kevin said...

Urban Tiger

tem said...

i heard there was a three way with tiger, urban and some fat vegas call girl.

Beth said...

One thing for sure is Urban just gave all other coaches great ammo to try and convince a recruit not to go to UF. Kiffen alone will have a field day with it, "You don't want to go there, I hear he'll be dead within a year."

Meiz said...

Holy crap. Last night. Crazy.

tem said...

were you with chicago?

Kevin said...

"Holy crap. Last night. Crazy."

Was dummy involved?

Kevin said...

I'm down by 2 pts going into tonight's game. I have Harvin, other dude has Longwell. Gonna be close

Beth said...

This has to be false, right? No way Tiger is that stupid.

isiah thompson said...

Jugdish said...

i don't like pulling the Colts pulling

brings the tcs brings out the best in all of us

isiah thompson said...

did deke make his pick yet?

JFreak said...

"kev you are in the minority on hating ny"

This is not true.

JFreak said...

"am i the only one who just doesn't care that they pulled their starters?"

Nope. It was definitely frustrating to watch, but's it not like I wasn't expecting it to happen.

Meiz said...

"were you with chicago?"

yes

isiah thompson said...

did you tap that ass deke?

Jugdish said...

Jugdish said...

i don't like pulling the Colts pulling

brings the tcs brings out the best in all of us


ill be here all week...

Jugdish said...

did you tap that ass deke?



no. Gross!

/mize

Nozzledamus said...

"kev you are in the minority on hating ny"

"This is not true."

Yes it is.

your turn

JFreak said...

i hate new york

JFreak said...

new york city sucks

Meiz said...

The answers to Zeke's 2 previous questions are no.

JFreak said...

why NYC sucks

Nozzledamus said...

"new york city sucks"

most ridiculous thing i ever read

JFreak said...

i hate nyc

JFreak said...

i hate everything new york

Nozzledamus said...

why nyc doesn't suck

JFreak said...

new york hate of mind

Nozzledamus said...

"Posted by Aaron in Philadelphia."

total bias

it's an uphill battle freak
you'll never win

Steve said...

your city sucks EP.


deal with it.

Nozzledamus said...

false

Nozzledamus said...

if you come to ny and don't have a good time it's you not ny

Meiz said...

This creature that's trying to make copies right now is HILARIOUS.

Nozzledamus said...

that JFK photo is HDH

isiah thompson said...

that JFK photo is HDH


::whachutalkinboutNoz::

isiah thompson said...

Noz how did all them fish dishes end up?

Kevin said...

"did you tap that ass deke?"

No, I punched her in the face

/mize

Kevin said...

"did deke make his pick yet?"

mize & I have agreed to go 1-on-1 in the semifinals

Nozzledamus said...

"Noz how did all them fish dishes end up?"

great, the crab sauce was a bit watery

rip grandma

Nozzledamus said...

that JFK photo is HDH


::whachutalkinboutNoz::

jfk made them panties drop son

Nozzledamus said...

yo frank the entertainer got his own reality show

wft

isiah thompson said...

The answers to Zeke's 2 previous questions are no.



take it off the pedestal

isiah thompson said...

yo frank the entertainer got his own reality show

wft


yeah I saw that too Noz, hopefully they do another all star loot show soon.

isiah thompson said...

taylor ham and eggs for breakfast


det

Nozzledamus said...

zeke peep the jfk photo

Nozzledamus said...

how many days am i the noz?

Nozzledamus said...

"People in Australia are paying big money to get their hands on a rare white substance that is being hawked on the internet for a hefty premium and it’s not even cocaine. What is this magical elixir that can fetch $1000 for a little over a quart? Breast milk! Yes, that warm liquid that nourishes newborns and flows from the breasts of women is selling online in a increasingly growing black market."


wft

isiah thompson said...

zeke peep the jfk photo


saw that, titties back then were so much better - natural.

Nozzledamus said...

either he had a gammons stroke or was drunk, i'm going with drunk

Jugdish said...

if you come to ny and don't have a good time it's you not ny



ill agree with that, but living there is a whole different thing

isiah thompson said...

how many days am i the noz?


I think it was the standard 3 days? I don't remember

isiah thompson said...

either he had a gammons stroke or was drunk, i'm going with drunk


obama will find a way to blame it on bush

tem said...

deke needs to make his TCS pick soon.

i hope he has been doing his due dilligence.

Meiz said...

I am forfeiting my draft pick

Nozzledamus said...

so i get two picks now?

Nozzledamus said...

if the bucs threw a game to get a higher draft pick how is that different from the colts throwing a game to "rest players"?

tem said...

bucs won.

but that is a good question. mmqb had the same one. some dude tweeted it i guess.

tem said...

ok meiz takes nobody for his pick.

el pad is on the clock.

Meiz said...

This jammy is slow. I'm in too good of a mood for this nonsense.

Nozzledamus said...

"el pad is on the clock."

i have all day right

tem said...

yep and all day tomorrow i think.

tem said...

meiz had until the end of day today.

tem said...

zeke will have until the end of day on wed and keef to the end of day on thurs.

tem said...

then tcs starts with my tuesday post.

Nozzledamus said...

meiz with a curveball

i like it

tem said...

at least that is how i remember it going. gotta check my last post to make sure.

Nozzledamus said...

when does spiff come back?
and jug?

please advice

Meiz said...

Bonus:

No dummy to shit on my good mood today

isiah thompson said...

then tcs starts with my tuesday post.

I thought the tcs was back on today? ooooops

tem said...

round 3 starts with my 1-5 post.

Beth said...

"I thought the tcs was back on today?"

-2 points for that mistake.

Nozzledamus said...

deke for 2010 you should really take that shit off the pedestial

tem said...

"Holy crap. Last night. Crazy."


is deke going to expand on this or not?

Nozzledamus said...

<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/12/warning_jersey_shores_j-woww_h.html>jersey shore in the hamptons?</a>

Nozzledamus said...

link

Meiz said...

"is deke going to expand on this or not?"


Maybe. Maybe not.

Meiz said...

Nahhhhh

Nozzledamus said...

giant cameltoe on tiger's ho, sfw

Beth said...

Whitlock on the Colts' loss.

Beth said...

The best city in the world can't even support iPhones.

Nozzledamus said...

owen wilson disagrees

Nozzledamus said...

or is that luke wilson?

Kevin said...

"deke needs to make his TCS pick soon.

i hope he has been doing his due dilligence."



tem must not of* red* my comment

Nozzledamus said...

whitlock nails it

again

Nozzledamus said...

THIS PLACE IS A MORGUE

isiah thompson said...

Knocking boots with Beyonce has never been one of my goals, but if presented the opportunity, you best believe I won’t labor through 20 minutes of foreplay and signal for Curtis Painter to finish the job.


hilarity

tem said...

"mize & I have agreed to go 1-on-1 in the semifinals"

i did not read this

tem said...

well you'll still get the chance to screw him over when your pick is up.

isiah thompson said...

The fist pumpers in the Hamptons are more extreme.

these are your people Noz

Kevin said...

"well you'll still get the chance to screw him over when your pick is up."

Thought about it. But I've got good karma going right now.

Kevin said...

Wendy's spicy chicken nuggets are HDH

tem said...

"But I've got good karma going right now."

hsil says otherwise.

Nozzledamus said...

"Thought about it. But I've got good karma going right now."

me too, could have walked out with free beer xmas morning but didn't

Kevin said...

Link


^^^^

Kevin said...

"hsil says otherwise."

What did that bitch say?

Nozzledamus said...

thought shooting the fair one was against TCS rules

isiah thompson said...

thought shooting the fair one was against TCS rules


::duck hunt::

Kevin said...

"thought shooting the fair one was against TCS rules"

::red ryder::

isiah thompson said...

just watched something about the beigeing* olympics. pretty good

Kevin said...

DOUBLE DRAGON

tem said...

"thought shooting the fair one was against TCS rules"

::nyc sucks::

Kevin said...

Winter olympics are next month, right?

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