Thursday, December 10, 2009

El Pad's Weekly Betting Guide

Brian Kelly to ND, think they got it right this time? I do, dude has won everywhere he's gone. Although I think Harbaugh would have been a better fit. So the Stillirs are done. They lose 13-6 and were dreadful. I thought unleash hell was the opposite of what they are unleashing. They are unleashing dog poo. In baseball Milton Bradley might gets traded todayssss. That's all I really have to say about that.

That Avatar movie that premiered in London is getting killer reviews. Weird. It looks like crap. Oh and Tiger might quit or take a year off.

Jersey Shore show still great.

Overall : 39-41-2
Last Week : 3-5
Situation : -$1300

I gotta really dig deep here. I wouldn't want Kevin having any ammo about my handicapping skillz. And with no college to lean on, I'll have to make hay with NFL picks. What does make hay mean?

Green Bay(-3) is 9-3 ATS against the NFC North in the past 12 games which is really this year and last. Cute fact, take away Packer losses from week 2 and week 5 (both against the Vikes) and they'd only have one loss to the lowly Bucs. But you can play that game with alot of teams. Anyway they have won 4 in a row, they are getting stronger on D really buying into the 3-4 scheme and executing Dom Capers plan to a T. If I'm wrong about this game it's going to hurt because this Bear team is crap. In all phases. Cutler has no weapons, he's like a soilder being sent to war with a pop gun. The defense has given up 120 points in the past 5 games alone. They are not in the top 10 in any category including vaunted special teams. I wonder why Lovie hasn't been mentioned, nationally at least, as being on the hot seat. This season has been a nightmare for Chicago and Green Bay waxes that ass on Sunday for sure. ($250)


Sorry Kevin, congrats Kod. I'm taking the 6.5 in the Cincy/Minny game. Basically Cincy has proven they can stop the run. They have also proven they can run the ball. Two key components for December football, especially in a hostile enviorment. Suprisingly Minny is 1-7 ATS in their past 8 December games. Furthermore, the Bengals are 6-0 ATS against a team with a winning record including 5-0 when they are the underdog by 3-9 points. AND 4-0 when they are the road team. It's been a Who Dey year as they say. ($200)

I think Tampa (+3) wins game #2. Kellen Clemens is pretty bad, worse than the Sanchize. Both teams run, run and run. I also like the under, which is 37. Past 5 games each team has played hit the under. By a good margin. (Tampa +3, $100 & under 37 $100)

Like the bet I have with Zeke, Cowboys go 1-3 down the stretch and one of those 3 will be against the red hot Chargers, who are road dogs, getting 3 in Jerry's world. ($200)

I have it on good authority that the Titans (-13) demolish the Rams in my building. ($150)

1,698 comments:

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H said...

Good morning Guinea.

H said...

I'm getting pissed about my BB.

H said...

Refreshing multiple times before I can comment kills any chance at nattys and older/newer

H said...

23 degrees in the Bean right now. Woe.

H said...

I don't hve the energy for a temrun

Steve said...

Two of tigers chicks were hookers.

Are we watching the greatest fall from grace ever?

El Padrino said...

zeke dont believe it

El Padrino said...

so the guy is really good at glof and fucking box

El Padrino said...

wft is glof

jesus

El Padrino said...

i leave natty's on the cutting flo'

tem said...

Titans or Pack for my $$$ suicide pool?

tem said...

22 degrees in temhio right now. Woe.

El Padrino said...

i don't think you can go wrong with either but Titans cuz kyle boller is the opposing qb

El Padrino said...

27 in nyc

but feels like 12

woe

El Padrino said...

i guess there is no rooney rule in collitch*

ToddPacker said...

my tcs stats are suffering

ToddPacker said...

nice AD work by freak

ToddPacker said...

espn award show last night was ok

ToddPacker said...

'cuse took care of uf in hoops last night

ToddPacker said...

i should of* gone to the game... it was here in tampa

ToddPacker said...

chilly 51° in tampa this am

ToddPacker said...

some cincy players were pretty pissed at kelly

blue said...

joke noah does not approve of that loss

ToddPacker said...

no tps today... just packing

blue said...

"some cincy players were pretty pissed at kelly"

that's a polite way of saying it


hopefully they go all WaVa on him during their bowl game

ToddPacker said...

damn blue... bloct* my 2nd natty

ToddPacker said...

"that's a polite way of saying it"

yeah

blue said...

you gotta stick and move, stick and move

ToddPacker said...

not sure why kelly would not answer fowler on the nd job on the award show

blue said...

isn't the award show from a few days ago?

ToddPacker said...

"isn't the award show from a few days ago?"

i thought it was from earlier that night, but you might be correct

blue said...

oh well, kelly's a douche

fits in perfect at ND

ToddPacker said...

kiffin seems to always be denying stuff

El Padrino said...

weird and funny

El Padrino said...

cuse appears good this year, might have to watch earlier than usual

ToddPacker said...

"weird and funny"

i bet kev likes dolphins

blue said...

"cuse appears good this year, might have to watch earlier than usual"

didn't they lose to a dII team?

blue said...

kevin is a fag, it's science

ToddPacker said...

"cuse appears good this year, might have to watch earlier than usual"

they are fast as hell... uf couldn't get back in time on D... and uf is a pretty fast team

ToddPacker said...

"didn't they lose to a dII team?"

pre-season

blue said...

did billy cry after the game?

ToddPacker said...

i think it was a local dII team

blue said...

so...yes, they lost to a DII team...got it

ToddPacker said...

"did billy cry after the game?"

yes. he and tesus were a mess

ToddPacker said...

"so...yes, they lost to a DII team...got it"

just sayin, yeah they lost but it did not count

blue said...

keep hearing the rumor that the jags are gonna take Tebow with their first pick.

they don't even know where they're picking yet.

ToddPacker said...

uf is ranked waaaaay to high in bb

El Padrino said...

baseball going nutrition

El Padrino said...

"just sayin, yeah they lost but it did not count"

if it didnt count, it didnt happen

they did however lose last year to a dII team, and Jimmy B took down the mic in the presser after

El Padrino said...

roach joints, art

tem said...

"keep hearing the rumor that the jags are gonna take Tebow with their first pick.

they don't even know where they're picking yet."

he'll be available.

ToddPacker said...

"he'll be available."

true

tem said...

meiz 33
beth 22
blue 23
TP 23
el pad 25
freak 46
H 18
jug 3
keith 39
kod 13
rev 5
spiff 15
steve 12
Tyler 0
zeke 36
whitlock 10
reilly negative infinity


yes i did give freak points for his walls at like 3am. posting every ten minutes at 3am shows dedication, i guess. or boredom or something.

tem said...

Cuse lost but they played their 2nd team a lot that game.

but yeah they lost.

tem said...

what is the name of the dad in Family Circus? (hint 2 answers are needed)

tem said...

wall?

tem said...

bam +2

tem said...

have i had to ever go on a run during TCS?

tem said...

i don't remember it ever happening, but here we are

tem said...

like everyone else i giggle when i hear someone say "hey there"

tem said...

tiger woods jokes are great

tem said...

i think people should be upset with the chicks who banged him too.

you shouldn't be banging married people.

tem said...

tem is old fashioned.

tem said...

a lender got mad because our 78yr old president signed some form in black ink instead of blue ink.

so they can't tell for sure if it is a real signature or a photocopy.

tem said...

they got a "you serious clark?" out of me.

tem said...

also called my friend a stone cone killer.

his cat caught a mouse, but refused to kill it.

so he put it in a tupperware dish and set it outside overnight so the mouse would freeze.

tem said...

i felt bad for the mouse.

tem said...

it came inside to get warm and then it got beaten up by a cat then put outside in a tupperware dish to freeze to death.

tem said...

that might be irony.

tem said...

peeped game on juno last night.

tem said...

watched with cgtis. apparently it is one of her favorite movies.

ToddPacker said...

bill (steve in the early years)

tem said...

i liked it. pretty funny.

heard an ex stripper wrote it. what's that about?

ToddPacker said...

nice tem-run

tem said...

that is right

tem said...

the trivia answer that is

tem said...

also it is write* that is was a good temrun

tem said...

how the fuck did reilly get on sportscenter? he is horrible.

ToddPacker said...

mouse-ice

tem said...

that is a trivia question. i really want to know how it happened

blue said...

what'a family circus


is that the one with Billy?

blue said...

"how the fuck did reilly get on sportscenter? he is horrible."


nekkid pictures of SG's wife

tem said...

also trivia, how the fuck is terry bradshaw still doing the halftime highlights for FOX? he sucks at it. he is horrendous.

he has been doing them for like 5 years and hasn't got better. how is that possible?

blue said...

because he's got personality and people like him

or because he has nekkid photos of SG's wife

tem said...

"nekkid pictures of SG's wife"

this would not get you on Sportscenter.

maybe nekkid pictures of someone elses' wife.

Kevin said...

"I wouldn't want Kevin having any ammo about my handicapping skillz."


Pretty sure there's about 3 years worth of ammo about your handicapping skillz to go off of.

blue said...

maybe he slept with Tiger Woods

ToddPacker said...

"he has been doing them for like 5 years and hasn't got better. how is that possible?"

unscience

Kevin said...

"that is a trivia question. i really want to know how it happened"


He works for WWL

blue said...

he's not as bad as shannon sharpe

blue said...

try and keep up kev

tem said...

so i ask for some shit last week and tell people it needs to go out by last thursday at the latest.

some bitch sends me a piece of the info today (she was on vacation last week so i figured a work around).

but seriously, what the fuck? she should have been working on something else, not something that had to leave our office 8 days ago.

dumb whore.

blue said...

fire her

Kevin said...

"he's not as bad as shannon sharpe"


I don't recall saying he was

isiah thompson said...

I want to peep game on Avatar.

ns

Kevin said...

Goddman Nuggets kilt my 5-teamer last night

Kevin said...

"I want to peep game on Avatar.

ns"


It's an m night shyamalan movie

/freak

tem said...

avatar looks horrendous.

El Padrino said...

avatar looks horrendous.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

wow family circus

old school

El Padrino said...

i did a ::blank check:: on it at first then it hit me

good one Temster

El Padrino said...

i'm a far side guy though

El Padrino said...

I assume, pun intended, none of you knew where Brian Kelly went to school

El Padrino said...

assumption is the mother of all fucks up

name that movie and i'll give you 2 tcs points

El Padrino said...

*from freak's pile

El Padrino said...

tyler is not going to win tcs

isiah thompson said...

avatar looks horrendous.


G.I. Joe looked horrendous and I thought it was pretty good.

El Padrino said...

happy CHANIKA*

El Padrino said...

freak clearly has the advantage being a jobless bum who trolls the interwebs at 3am

that's called a system flaw

El Padrino said...

that avatar will probably look stunning in IMAX though and i think that was Cameron's thing

blue said...

never seen a movie in Imax

El Padrino said...

"A senior fixed-income trader, Johnson Associates estimated, could pocket $930,000 in total compensation this year, a figure that is roughly 20 times the average household income."

it's almost impossible to get on a trading desk now a days

tem said...

"freak clearly has the advantage being a jobless bum who trolls the interwebs at 3am"


i doubt he keeps it up for the weeks it takes to win TCS.

plus i might decide it is spam and deduct points.

it's all fixed.

blue said...

it's not spam,


your face is spam

tem said...

Under Siege 2

El Padrino said...

Dark Territory

correct tem, take two points away from freak and add them to you

isiah thompson said...

Like the bet I have with Zeke, Cowboys go 1-3 down the stretch and one of those 3 will be against the red hot Chargers, who are road dogs, getting 3 in Jerry's world. ($200)


just to be clear, our bet was straight up winners, not ATS.

El Padrino said...

"just to be clear, our bet was straight up winners, not ATS."

straight up, word up

tem said...

why can't we just call this decade "the 2000s"?

Why do we have to call it something dumb like the zeros or the aughts or whatever....the 2000s works well enough.

El Padrino said...

not so fast my friend

"You might not know it, but former head coach and current ESPN college football analyst/hat enthusiast Lee Corso was quite a football player at Florida State. In the mid-1950s, he picked off 14 passes for the Seminoles to become the school’s all-time interceptions leader. He also lived with fellow football player and future actor Burt Reynolds."

El Padrino said...

what the fuck is an "aught" anyway

El Padrino said...

"All-Pro Baltimore Ravens safety Reed and All-Pro Indianapolis Colts receiver Reggie Wayne roomed together throughout their college days at the University of Miami. The two eventually won a national championship together in 2001, and both went on to dominate in the NFL. Wayne recently told WFAN’s Mike Francesa that he and Reed have concluded they are the greatest football roommate combo of all time."

of course they did

El Padrino said...

"Sorry, Ed and Reggie, but this pair trumps your gridiron exploits. Hall of Famers Allen and Lott roomed together at USC during the 1970s before running back Allen and defensive back Lott went on to win five Super Bowl rings between them. The two remained close after college; when Allen made it into the Hall of Fame he thanked Lott by saying, “He’s a warrior and ultimately he’s my best friend… He is the one player that has more influence over me than anybody I’ve ever met.”



IN YOU FACE REGGIE AND ED!

El Padrino said...

this is where i'm getting this shit from, one of my new fav sites

El Padrino said...

i will shit my pants if the Phillies land Halladay

isiah thompson said...

this is where i'm getting this shit from, one of my new fav sites


fuck deadspin

tem said...

that is the 2nd person i have hear say they will shit their pants if something happens in the last 14hrs.

El Padrino said...

"let me begin by saying here that not only are some of Simmons's television and Internet culture references lost on me, I had never heard of Bill Simmons before the publication of his book. I didn't know there was a Sports Guy, which sounds disqualifyingly bad, I fear."


I'm gonna mail this to Simmons, just to brighten his day.

El Padrino said...

"fuck deadspin"

it's not deadspin ya dingleberry

isiah thompson said...

"let me begin by saying here that not only are some of Simmons's television and Internet culture references lost on me, I had never heard of Bill Simmons before the publication of his book. I didn't know there was a Sports Guy, which sounds disqualifyingly bad, I fear."



who said this?

isiah thompson said...

it's not deadspin ya dingleberry


it's all deadspin

El Padrino said...

"And I certainly resisted most the sequences where he openly regurgitates his own blog entries—LeBron and Kobe—so if I'd recognized other reprocessed chunks I might have resisted those too. A book's context is supposed to be enclosed within the space of its own conception, the terms defined internally. Simmons's glances at his public reputation were distracting, at best. For instance, there's too much about how he's suppressing his Celtics love, which isn't remotely suppressed." - New York Magazine


In you face SG

El Padrino said...

"who said this?"

NY Magazine review on the book

tem said...

"who said this?"

my reader said it.

El Padrino said...

"it's all deadspin"

mental floss crackhead

isiah thompson said...

Parnevik still says he was 'wrong' on Tiger


who the fuck is writing the link titles for ESPN nowadays?

blue said...

mental floss = deadspin

blue said...

jesper is hilarity

El Padrino said...

awesome craglist ad

blue said...

john daly has the right attitude.


everybody on the tour should shut the fuck up about tiger's daliances

isiah thompson said...

NY Magazine review on the book


a little ironic that he says he never heard of simmons and probably noone has ever heard of him and he's tryin to make a name for himself/generate hits by trashing spiffg.

blue said...

why is EP surfing the missed connections?

blue said...

if your not a spiffg fan...why would you buy the book?

blue said...

you're

blue said...

fark

blue said...

sunova

isiah thompson said...

what the fuck is an "aught" anyway


got an uncle who went to Princeton and he said when people who graduated from 1900-1909 came back for reunions/homecoming they'd refer to their year/decade as the "aughtty aughts" ns

El Padrino said...

jersey shore show updated with Episode 3 quotes, incredible

blue said...

aught = zero

it's science

ToddPacker said...

"it's all deadspin"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

blue said...

reese's challenge

o/u on the number of pb cups in a regular package.

the line is set at 1.5

isiah thompson said...

jersey shore show updated with Episode 3 quotes, incredible


those are your people EP

blue said...

WWWL






LoV


















Deadspin and their faggy friends

El Padrino said...

"a little ironic that he says he never heard of simmons and probably noone has ever heard of him and he's tryin to make a name for himself/generate hits by trashing spiffg."

he writes book reviews for a magazine, it's his job, I'm almost certain he doesnt know half the authors of the books he reviews

in the end he actually likes the book

isiah thompson said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


TP gets it

blue said...

and shamford is like 50 lines below deadspin

El Padrino said...

"those are your people EP"

nah son, you cannot blame me for those animals

tem said...

this is not deadspin.

tem said...

over

blue said...

over wins...there was actually 2 cups in this package

isiah thompson said...

nah son, you cannot blame me for those animals


they come from the same family tomato tree

ToddPacker said...

i have friends that constantly talk about/link deadspin. i always start the conversation/email with "deadspin sucks" and then they ramble on about a deadspin post/comment forever. this is one reason why deadspin sucks

isiah thompson said...

deadspin = the ufc

ToddPacker said...

anything on lov >>>>> "you're with me, leather"

ToddPacker said...

"deadspin = the ufc"

maybe

ToddPacker said...

"they come from the same family tomato tree"


funny

blue said...

anybody that calls themselves a guido on purpose cannot be trusted

El Padrino said...

volt bros have a site

ToddPacker said...

i have not put up any christmas stuff at home yet... gonna be a busy weekend

blue said...

""they come from the same family tomato tree""


they're irish?

ToddPacker said...

"they're irish?"

funnier

blue said...

"i have not put up any christmas stuff at home yet... gonna be a busy weekend"

tree is up at our house, but cmblue has been bitching about getting the outside lights up...so i've got a list of things to do on saturday

isiah thompson said...

the Stillers* should do some sort of sacrificial killing today - someone on their roster must die.

they lost to a one player team (Cribbz*) and let Brady Quinn, MD. beat them.

for shame Pittsburgh, for shame

ToddPacker said...

atlanta trip put me a week behind in the holiday season... i need the meiz time macheen

ToddPacker said...

"for shame Pittsburgh, for shame"

steeler fans deserve it

isiah thompson said...

"He has helmed such kitchens..."


helmed?


dumb it down negro

ToddPacker said...

forgot to set my $$ league lineup last night... it should add to my team's collapse

isiah thompson said...

I thought The Office was pretty funny.

michael had some funny hdh

uslurp and leopards

ToddPacker said...

watched the uf/'cuse game.... missed the thursday lineup. dvr'd it

ToddPacker said...

still have not watched the tc finale

ToddPacker said...

i might go to subway today for lunch... not sure why. i hate that place

Kevin said...

"awesome craglist ad"


I've nerve* boat* anything from craglist*

blue said...

"I thought The Office was pretty funny.

michael had some funny hdh

uslurp and leopards"


yeah, tons of hilarity

blue said...

"i might go to subway today for lunch"


better than any NYC deli

ToddPacker said...

"I've nerve* boat* anything from craglist*"

lots of *s... well done

Kevin said...

"they lost to a one player team (Cribbz*) and let Brady Quinn, MD. beat them."


They only had 13 pts, so Quinn didn't really beat them. Letting the Cleveland defense hold them to 6 pts beat them

isiah thompson said...

I've nerve* boat* anything from craglist*


^^^^^

me and fmz were watching some show about chicks who just vanished and one of the back stories included a mention of craglist*.

fmz had never heard of it (ns)

Kevin said...

Tebow on DP right now, TP

ToddPacker said...

"better than any NYC deli"

boy found alive in attic

Kevin said...

"I thought The Office was pretty funny.

michael had some funny hdh

uslurp and leopards"


Thanks for the spoiler, kod

ToddPacker said...

"Tebow on DP right now, TP"

no dp at work

El Padrino said...

a gazillion word sg is up

isiah thompson said...

They only had 13 pts, so Quinn didn't really beat them. Letting the Cleveland defense hold them to 6 pts beat them


a team led by Brady Quinn, MD. should never beat the defending SB champs or any other team for that matter - he is awful.

also, it's the bizarro SB curse this year. SB winner might not make the playoffs but the loser will.

El Padrino said...

"I've nerve* boat* anything from craglist*"

me neither but some of the ads are funny

click on this one

Kevin said...

"no dp at work"


Do they play his show on DTV all day?

isiah thompson said...

no dp at work


there used to be plenty of "dp" at my work.


/beth

Kevin said...

Tebow chose not to say who he voted for Heisman

El Padrino said...

click on the one i linked earlier is what i meant

El Padrino said...

block

ToddPacker said...

bnewer

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