Friday, December 04, 2009

El Pad's Weekly Betting Guide

Inch by inch.



Overall : 36-36-2
Last Week : 3-1
Situation : -$950

The Big Game ($200). Purnts please. Alabama +5.5 (If it moves north I want it) over Tebow's. What is it with Tebow. Is he the greatest college player ever? I mean Tony Dorsett was no fucking joke. Charles Woodson? John Elway was great. I mean Tebow runs and sometimes throws. He wins. No doubt. But can he be stopped? Is it all him? How many times have we seen in college football a player leave and the team be just as good or better? Will that happen with Florida? The emigma of Tebow interests me.

Last week I thought Pitt was going to beat Cincy this week but I'm changing my mind. Give me the Bearcats -2 over Pitt. ($150) Interesting, a Big East team, no matter how weak the conference is, will be undefeated. Pretty good story about the Cincy WR.

I think Texas (-14.5, $200) destroys Nebraska to solidify thier place in the National Title game.

Georgia Tech (+1, $200) going to run roughshod all over Clemson's face.

Pros before Ho's

Houston (-1, $200) wakes up and beats the piss out of Jacksonville.

New England always rebound. Load up on them, Pats -3 for $200.

I might regret this but I'm taking the home dog Falcons, who are +5.5 over the Eagles ($200). Falcons are faster birds and have sharper talons. Philly missing DeSean Jackson and Westbrook again.

Indy -6.5 over Titans ($200). Indy is 7-2-1 ATS this year. Cover monsters. Plus I can see a good % of people riding those points and I want to go the other way.

I feel sexy today.

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El Padrino said...

On train. No fucking seats. Mama said they'd be days like this. Goddamn tsingtsaos.

Beth said...

Woe is EP.

Jugdish said...

The emigma of Tebow interests me.



made me chuckle

El Padrino said...

meeting time, meeting time

blue said...

damn emigmas

blue said...

no Matty Matt and no Michael Turner and you're still taking the falcons?

blue said...

why does my blogger thing at the top of my page have a Y! symbol?


google owns blogger

blue said...

the South won the Civil War this year

blue said...

i do enjoy the UofO throwbacks...course that's because those are the unis they wore when I lived in that area.

Jugdish said...

the South won the Civil War this year


is today the 13th?


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Jugdish said...

supposed to get some snow in houston today

blue said...

high of 8° yesterday...not warm

blue said...

snow has to shut down the entire city in Houston right?

Jugdish said...

snow has to shut down the entire city in Houston right?

pretty much. whenever it snows here the local weather acts like a blizzard is coming. we don't have the snow plows and salt trucks and all, but it rarely accumulates. snow in houston is quite an emigma

Jugdish said...

link


home owners association has to be smarter than that. they should have known this would have made it to the media and they would look bad. the guy was awarded the CMH, let him fly the flag.

blue said...

home owners assn's are run by nazis

Jugdish said...

i bet they would let them put a swash sticker out there, fucking nazis'!


/Lp

Jugdish said...

the "wade phillips wants more respect" thing cracks me up. lets see what he thinks after december.

El Padrino said...

"no Matty Matt and no Michael Turner and you're still taking the falcons?"

yes, redman is as capable as they come

Jugdish said...

local NASA bar is closing down...sucks. place is a hole in the wall, but pretty cool place to hang out. its been there for about 30 years, lots of NASA history.

Jugdish said...

its snowing now

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE al Gore!

El Padrino said...

fuck al gore!

El Padrino said...

that looks like a cool spot jug

Jugdish said...

that looks like a cool spot jug


it is. its a dive, but has a cool atmosphere. it was a hangout for us after softball games. we are planning one last karaoke outing

Jugdish said...

The former vice president and Nobel Peace Prize winner had been scheduled to speak to more than 3,000 people at a Dec. 16 event hosted by the Berlingske Tidende newspaper group. The group says Gore canceled the lecture Thursday, citing unforeseen changes in his schedule.



unforeseen changes in his schedule, or the fact that he is full of shit. one of the two

isiah thompson said...

Barfoot is one of the country's last living World War II veterans who received the Medal of Honor. He also served in the Korean War and the Vietnam War and earned a Purple Heart. In WWII, Barfoot showed his mettle in Carano, Italy, where he single-handedly destroyed a set of German machine gun nests, killed eight enemy soldiers, took 17 prisoners and stared down a tank before destroying it and killing its crew — all in a single day. Exhausted by his herculean efforts, he still managed to move two of his wounded men 1,700 yards to safety.

THAT, is a helluva day!

Keef said...

"You stolen anything from HD yet?"


Negative

blue said...

the unforeseen changes in his schedule are the blizzard that snowed him in

Keef said...

Tebow's is suite

Jugdish said...

the unforeseen changes in his schedule are the blizzard that snowed him in

i wonder if Gore even owns a coat

blue said...

he buys coats to offset his carbon footprint

Keef said...

That drop that Braylon had last night was awsome*

Keef said...

I wonder when the last time he boat* a cought* was

El Padrino said...

"Houston braces for about 2 inches of snow"


braces is hilarity

Keef said...

Jeezaloo

Jugdish said...

Chief editor Lisbeth Knudsen says it's a "great disappointment" that Gore canceled and that all tickets will be refunded.


suite, at least i get my money back.

/kod, steve, and rev...the new LOV 3

El Padrino said...

beth how many Vick articles did the ajc run?

isiah thompson said...

Oregon/Oregon St game was hdh.

El Padrino said...

that game was on last night?

Beth said...

"beth how many Vick articles did the ajc run?"

3 all week that I remember. The gist of them is that no one really cares, probably cause he's not expected to play much.

Keef said...

I should of* gone against my instinct and bet against LP's pick last night

El Padrino said...

i sang kar-ee-okeee with my boss last night

bossman: let's do a song

me: you serious?

bossman: yeah cmon it'd be fun, we'll grab the other anthony and we will call ourselves the Tony Trio

me: wow, you planned this

bossman: were up next!

El Padrino said...

piano man
paradise by the dashboard

Jugdish said...

what did you sing?

"Its all right it be little bitty"?


S

Jugdish said...

piano man
paradise by the dashboard


good songs...you tube?

isiah thompson said...

bossman: yeah cmon it'd be fun, we'll grab the other anthony and we will call ourselves the Tony Trio



Tony Trio???

*shaking head*

Tony Tony Tony*

come on mayne, it was right in front of you

Beth said...

"what did you sing?
"Its all right it be little bitty"?

Short People by Randy Newman of course.

That song has the classic line "short people have no reason to live" if you haven't heard it.

isiah thompson said...

I've nerve* done carryyoke*.

El Padrino said...

"good songs...you tube?"

hell no, pics somehwere, someone was taking pictures

El Padrino said...

"Tony Tony Tony*

come on mayne, it was right in front of you"

i was in shock that we were actually doing this, i dont kar-ee-okkee often

El Padrino said...

"I've nerve* done carryyoke*."

2nd time ever

Keef said...

Our company picked up Franzia yesterday

ns

blue said...

Tony Trio

did you guys make out later?

Adam Lambert style?

El Padrino said...

no peking duck

very disappointed

Keef said...

"I've nerve* done carryyoke*."

It's only ok if you're hammered

isiah thompson said...

Oregon/OSU should be a fun game to watch.

blue said...

kudos to Lp for being a good sport about it though.

must've had lots of sapport and jung tao

El Padrino said...

that's disgusting blue

blue said...

"BONSAI!!!!!!!"

isiah thompson said...

Adam Lambert style?


yeah who was the felator and the felatee?

I'd think bc of EP's height he was the felatee, no kneeling needed.

blue said...

"Oregon/OSU should be a fun game to watch."

did you tivo it? i won't spoil it except to say that the south won

El Padrino said...

i had a ton of tsingtao's

and i loved ordering them because i'd scream it out TSINGTSAO!!! and the bartender would say it back then he'd laugh

on the inside he probably wanted to kill me but i was giving him $3 a pop so he had to refrain

Keef said...

"Oregon/OSU should be a fun game to watch."

Is that tonight?

isiah thompson said...

Oregon/O$U

*fized

El Padrino said...

"yeah who was the felator and the felatee?

I'd think bc of EP's height he was the felatee, no kneeling needed."

even more disgusting

Keef said...

"and i loved ordering them because i'd scream it out TSINGTSAO!!! and the bartender would say it back then he'd laugh"


Ah, you're that guy

Jugdish said...

did you guys make out later?

Adam Lambert style?


hilarity

Keef said...

"i was giving him $3 a pop so he had to refrain"


$3 tip per beer? No wonder why you can't buy a house

blue said...

that's why gooks can buy houses with cash, they get $3 tip per beer

El Padrino said...

"$3 tip per beer? No wonder why you can't buy a house"

and i can buy a house tomorrow if i wanted too, just not in the nyc metro area

open bar, yeah, i tip big at xmas parties because i'm in the giving spirit and that's all the money the barkeep is going to make, his shift pay is probably $50 plus tips

Keef said...

Suite

isiah thompson said...

"and i loved ordering them because i'd scream it out TSINGTSAO!!! and the bartender would say it back then he'd laugh"



brutal

this isn't gangsta

Keef said...

"brutal

this isn't gangsta"


^^^^^^^^^^^

isiah thompson said...

"and i loved ordering them because i'd scream it out TSINGTSAO!!! and a small piece of the the bartender would die inside then he'd laugh"

"and i loved ordering them because i'd scream it out TSINGTSAO!!! and the bartender would 'lean back nigga' then he'd laugh"


*fizedfized

Keef said...

He probably had to scream out TSINGTSAO!!! so he could get the bartender's attention since he couldn't see him

Keef said...

bartender: Awww, look at the little leprechaun screaming TSINGTSAO!!!

El Padrino said...

"brutal

this isn't gangsta"


^^^^^^^^^^^

oh i forgot how smooth you guys are, it's a fucking chinese restaurant ya jackasses, the first time i ordered i didnt pronounce it right, he corrected me and that was the running joke

easy rico and suave

isiah thompson said...

He probably had to scream out TSINGTSAO!!! so he could get the bartender's attention since he couldn't see him


hilarity

isiah thompson said...

easy rico and suave

I like my women like chick-en!

El Padrino said...

there was this inidan chick who was suprisingly attractive and danced like an american girl

i put her in the spank bank for a future date

Keef said...

"the first time i ordered i didnt pronounce it right"



shocking

El Padrino said...

i totally could have taken her home

ns

make fun of me all you want but she was looking for cock last night, no doubt in my mind

Keef said...

"the first time i ordered i didnt pronounce it right"


Probably because you tried to pronounce it like you spell it

blue said...

"his shift pay is probably $50 plus tips"

so he you feel like if he serves 100 beers in 5 hours he should make $60/hour for opening a beer?

you're a generous fellow

isiah thompson said...

the first time i ordered i didnt pronounce it right,


did you drop a "it's how I say it in real life" on the guy?

El Padrino said...

"shocking"

i dont speak chinese i speak brookalin

Keef said...

"i totally could have taken her home

ns

make fun of me all you want but she was looking for cock last night, no doubt in my mind"



OK Tiger

isiah thompson said...

the first time i ordered i didnt pronounce it right,

some words I'm not trying to pronounce right, I'm Amercian bitch!

gyro will always be jiroh not heero or however those faggot ass greeks say it.

Keef said...

"did you drop a "it's how I say it in real life" on the guy?"


awsome*

blue said...

"the first time i ordered i didnt pronounce it right,"


did you tell the guy about how you used to win spelling bees

isiah thompson said...

i totally could have taken her home

ns


sure you could have Tiger

Keef said...

"the first time i ordered i didnt pronounce it right"



Must of* been mad busy, yo

El Padrino said...

"so he you feel like if he serves 100 beers in 5 hours he should make $60/hour for opening a beer?"

i can drink but 100 beers is out of my league, he made like $30 of me

big deal it's xmas, i got a black car home, ate, drank, what's the big deal, i don't normally tip $3 a beer

isiah thompson said...

make fun of me all you want but she was looking for cock last night, no doubt in my mind"



wait, she was looking for cock or you were looking for cock?

El Padrino said...

keef and zeke are sharing a brain today

fun

El Padrino said...

"wait, she was looking for cock or you were looking for cock?"

do i look like meiz?

Keef said...

"big deal it's xmas, i got a black car home, ate, drank, what's the big deal, i don't normally tip $3 a beer"

So since you got a free dinner & drinks, you had the money burning a hole in your pocket and you had to do something with it.

blue said...

"i can drink but 100 beers is out of my league, he made like $30 of me"

i was pulling together the aggregate of the group.

I'm not saying you overtipped, but saying that you feel bad for the dude is redick...there's a shitloads of people and you're not the only one tipping him...he probably does alright

blue said...

by the way..

redick is the new redonk

Keef said...

The Tiger i2i was fun

Beth said...

"there was this inidan chick who was suprisingly attractive and danced like an american girl"

I'm curious, how exactly does an American girl dance?

isiah thompson said...

The Tiger i2i was fun


^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

"So since you got a free dinner & drinks, you had the money burning a hole in your pocket and you had to do something with it."

yeah that's it dr. phil, that's what happened or maybe i just felt like being generous or maybe my daddy beat me when i was a kid and told me i'd never amount to anything or maybe i was molested by a rabbi on my block or maybei was a police brutality victim

isiah thompson said...

I'm curious, how exactly does an American girl dance?


ass in the crotchal region

Keef said...

"I'm curious, how exactly does an American girl dance?"

there's a pole involved

isiah thompson said...

I'm curious, how exactly does an American girl dance?


ass in the crotchal region


or in EP's case it would be her ass in his face.

Keef said...

"yeah that's it dr. phil, that's what happened or maybe i just felt like being generous or maybe my daddy beat me when i was a kid and told me i'd never amount to anything or maybe i was molested by a rabbi on my block or maybei was a police brutality victim"


Woe

blue said...

keef is like dr. phil

blue said...

tell us how you dance Beth?

blue said...

in detail

Keef said...

"redick is the new redonk"

I love it


/LP

isiah thompson said...

is anyone watching Survivor this season?

it's phenomal*

El Padrino said...

"I'm curious, how exactly does an American girl dance?"

like a slut

Spaceman Spiff said...

"or in EP's case it would be her ass in his face."

now thats how you get pink eye

El Padrino said...

survivor is still on tv?

the first one was like 10 years ago

Spaceman Spiff said...

im watching survivor, havent watched since season 1, love this season

isiah thompson said...

"I'm curious, how exactly does an American girl dance?"


hot in the ass and ready to fuck


name the song and artist

isiah thompson said...

im watching survivor, havent watched since season 1, love this season

fo sho

that one tribe that had all those people at the merge and they've been too stoopid boot off the other tribe.

love the characters:

shambo is a hot mess, what's up with that helmet hair she has? shit cracks me up.

jaison is an oreo

Dave (think that's his name, the guy that came in 2nd this week in the immunity challenge) is straight up braindead

Russel is the best.

great season

El Padrino said...

when did the Sun Maid raisin girl become a hottie

Spaceman Spiff said...

russell is awesome, hope he figures out exactly when to play the immunity

Beth said...

"tell us how you dance Beth?"

Like the sweet southern belle that I am of course...

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"when did the Sun Maid raisin girl become a hottie"

you doing the 40 days 40 nights challenge?

Beth said...

I'm watching Survivor too and have to agree, it's a fantastic season and almost all cause of russell.

Anyone check out the new Scrubs?

blue said...

"Anyone check out the new Scrubs?"

i watched bits and pieces...i wasn't a fan of the new chick who narrates

Beth said...

"i watched bits and pieces...i wasn't a fan of the new chick who narrates"

Totally agree as has basically everyone else I've talked to who saw it. The #1 guy is an interesting character though. I miss the janitor.

blue said...

"Totally agree as has basically everyone else I've talked to who saw it."

it's like they tried to combine JD and Elliott into one character..

Beth said...

"it's like they tried to combine JD and Elliott into one character.."

Oh I like that analysis, I'm stealing it.

blue said...

scrubs talk kilt it

blue said...

i haven't guessed muffs in like 2 weeks...i gotta ketchpu

Meiz said...

""brutal

this isn't gangsta"


^^^^^^^^^^^"


Now we know why Arizona has nerve had beverages. They're no fun to be out with.

Keef said...

"Now we know why Arizona has nerve had beverages. They're no fun to be out with."


au contraire

blue said...

oh, you and zeke hang out all the time huh?

Keef said...

Paq-ow and Floy, March 13th

Keef said...

Wait, it's on a Sunday?

/LP

blue said...

it's this sunday

Keef said...

"oh, you and zeke hang out all the time huh?"

With your mom

blue said...

ha...my mom doesn't live in Arizona

shows what you know

Steve said...

the secret world of golf-groupies

"My sources said that clubhouses sometimes resembled frat houses, with golfers exchanging graphic stories of the previous night’s escapades. Players talk about “the 19th hole,” or dub a girl willing to have anal sex a “double bogey.” A “water hole” is anyone who performs only oral sex."

blue said...

it took some work, but my weezy find yesterday was not authentic

I had to go back and find his wives'* name on LoV and then I could find him

i'm like a detective

here he is

douchenozzle

El Padrino said...

golfers make money and woman like money so i'm neither shocked nor surprised that they pull tail like that

blue said...

and there's LP's buddy corby

blue said...

i have too much time on my hands

blue said...

now i'm off to find martin van nostrand

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice work blue

El Padrino said...

i'm blocked what is it, facebook or myspace

Spaceman Spiff said...

facebook, no one uses myspace anymore

El Padrino said...

oh good does that mean Tom is broke?

Meiz said...

"facebook, no one uses myspace anymore"


WHAT?!?!


/H

Meiz said...

Are they gonna start the fucking WC Draw, or what? Christ.

El Padrino said...

mangino resigned

El Padrino said...

sg up

Meiz said...

"mangino resigned"

Boy alive, found in attic

El Padrino said...

usa pool C

isiah thompson said...

USA got South Africa?

not good, the host country always plays over their heads.

vs. England is a winnable game, good matchup for us.

isiah thompson said...

U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!
U-S-A!


IN YOU FACE! KODPIECE!!!

isiah thompson said...

nevermind, re: USA/S. Africa

the wwl is straight up Shamfording their articles on this. wft

blue said...

youre* face is a shamford

El Padrino said...

"USA got South Africa?"

no

isiah thompson said...

Group G = Group of Death

kodiac said...

IN YOU FACE! KODPIECE!!!

at least I vote

El Padrino said...

fat guy on a plane

Spaceman Spiff said...

"fat guy on a plane"

brand new, straight out the box

never been worn!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"oh good does that mean Tom is broke?"

nah, its still used for music and models

isiah thompson said...

twas an "s" kodpiece

kodiac said...

twas an "s" kodpiece

I know comrade, mine too (ns...but s on the comrade)

Keef said...

"golfers make money and woman like money so i'm neither shocked nor surprised that they pull tail like that"



A woman likes money. Women like money

Keef said...

"i'm blocked what is it, facebook or myspace"


Seriously, you don't know you can put your cursor over the link and you can see where it's goes?

Keef said...

"fat guy on a plane"


Suite. I misst it the first 2 times it was posted

kodiac said...

Seriously, you don't know you can put your cursor over the link and you can see where it's goes?

that doesn't work for me; maybe it's firefox or something

Meiz said...

"Seriously, you don't know you can put your cursor over the link and you can see where it's goes?"


Dude doesn't even read the comments. Why would would he look at the bar on the bottom?

kodiac said...

Why would would he look at the bar on the bottom?

oh, nm...I'm dumb; it does appear on the bottom bar

Beth said...

Damn, went to lunch today at the mall down the street (Lenox if anyone knows Atlanta) and what is normally a relatively empty restaurant had a 20 minute wait. I think over half the restaurant were Gator fans (ns) and they were almost all drinking at lunch. Surprisingly there were very few Bama fans around.

kodiac said...

I hate when Gator fans invade my town

Beth said...

Well you should be used to it by now, Florida - Minnesota is a big rivalry.

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

did you suck your way to the front of the list

El Padrino said...

hey keef

fuck you

kodiac said...

Well you should be used to it by now, Florida - Minnesota is a big rivalry.

I think it's because it's too cold for the homeless up here; and Gator fans just hate the homeless

El Padrino said...

"Dude doesn't even read the comments. Why would would he look at the bar on the bottom?"

no clue i could do that

thanks for the tip

isiah thompson said...

thanks for the tip


yeah just the tip right

Spaceman Spiff said...

"thanks for the tip"

TWSS

Beth said...

"did you suck your way to the front of the list"

Actually I serviced the entire wait staff and not only got seated right away but got my meal for free.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, deodorant meow

isiah thompson said...

maggiano's is doing one of those "never ending meals" type thing.

27$/person

El Padrino said...

yeah what's with that guy being on tv and rocking schweaty pits

El Padrino said...

i caught about 20 min of that show last night, right after fitzpatrick threw a fade to Revis

it was glorious

blue said...

that's spendy

OG is like $9.95

El Padrino said...

maggiano's legit zeke?

isiah thompson said...

that's spendy

OG is like $9.95


I believe it is advertised as a "3 course never-ending meal".

"maggiano's legit zeke?"

me and fmz like it

kodiac said...

me and fmz like it

their chicken parm is HDH

Beth said...

"maggiano's legit zeke?"

There are a few around Atlanta too, MUCH better than OG. Their mushroom ravioli is fantastic.

El Padrino said...

"their chicken parm is HDH"

cutlet? or is it thicker than a cutlet

Spaceman Spiff said...

maggiano's taste* good

Spaceman Spiff said...

your face is thicker than a cutlet

El Padrino said...

thank god, a thin cutlet face would be brutal

El Padrino said...

block

El Padrino said...

in you face

El Padrino said...

keef sucks

El Padrino said...

suite

El Padrino said...

they practiced sliding with sanchez all week and instead of sliding he gets hurt not sliding

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