Friday, December 18, 2009

El Pad's Weekly Betting Column

Wiki is the best, Bikini entry is both educational and fun. "The bikini or two piece is a women's swimsuit with two parts, one covering the breasts, the other the groin (and optionally the buttocks)". Optionally. Hilarious.

Speaking of breasts.

This is that 2MM bra. With Marissa Miller's tits in it.



















Overall: 43-43
Situation: (-$900)
Last Week: 4-2

Baltimore (-11) will continue to sah-mash bad teams, and WADR to jug this Bear team is awful. ($250)

I think the Steelers (-1) get it together for this one. James Harrison will be in Rodgers ass all game. ($200)

Denver -14 becasue Charlie Frye is playing. ($200)

Houston -11 and this is the last time I wager on them. Rams do that to people. ($250)

Might add a few more, check back later. Or not. Colts win and are 14-0, very good game, Jax was a valiant opponent. NFL network is pumped up.

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Beth said...

So I was thinking, shouldn't the first comment in the morning on a new post count as both a wall and as bnewer?

Beth said...

And um EP, the colts are now 14-0, not 13-0.

Beth said...

Wanted to correct that before holier then now freak did.

Beth said...

H, you kinda disappointed me last night. Where was that rock star energy to get yourself/us some uncontested points?

Beth said...

Cause I'm trying to do my part, even as the secondary member of this team, starting with a natty this morning.

Beth said...

Atlanta paper gave Avatar a GREAT review today btw, says it's changing special effects but also has a very good story line. Not sure I can get fired up to see it though for some reason.

Beth said...

I'm expecting any minute now for TP to show up to ruin my natty run.

Beth said...

I mean don't old folk get up at like 4 am? So he's been up for hours already.

Beth said...

I'm gaining more respect for freak, spiff and H. It's really quite boring just posting to get points when no one else is around.

Beth said...

I think 10 is a nice round natty number at which to stop.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

I mean don't old folk get up at like 4 am? So he's been up for hours already.

he is taking a nap

Jugdish said...

stupid dallas clark

Beth said...

block

Jugdish said...

a box of franzia would hit the spot right now

Beth said...

Sorry jug, I came back to do a wall and you had done it already so I felt I owed you.

Jugdish said...

dammit

Jugdish said...

gonna be late to work this morning

Jugdish said...

bossman isnt there

Jugdish said...

suite

Jugdish said...

looking into refinancing the jug house

Beth said...

I've heard banks are stingy with refinancing right now, so good luck with that.

Jugdish said...

numbers sounded good when i talked to the guy over the phone...we'll see

Beth said...

Jug must have a blue-like credit score.

Jugdish said...

i might need some more yobs

Jugdish said...

Jug must have a blue-like credit score.

but only one house

Beth said...

I think if I ever do a guest post again I may try to list out all the LOV stereotypes such as blue is rich. That could be quite a long post but I'd be like a LOV historian.

Jugdish said...

do a saturday post...

Beth said...

I wonder who has the most LOV stereotypes? I'm thinking it's likely EP or Meiz.

Jugdish said...

i would say ep...maybe mize if you count all his personalities

Jugdish said...

i think we've gotten the most milage out of the ep short jokes

Beth said...

Well definitely EP has the most stereotypes to height ratio.

Jugdish said...

busy weekend for jug

Beth said...

EP short jokes are LOV comedy gold, which is why it's so funny that EP is 3 inches taller than kod.

Beth said...

What's going on this weekend for jug?

Jugdish said...

Well definitely EP has the most stereotypes to height ratio.

kod dodged the bullet on that

Jugdish said...

dinner with a friend tonight

sound of music show tomorrow night

birthday stuff with the fam sunday during bears game

dinner with friends sunday night

concert monday night

Beth said...

Yeah but kod's main stereotype is not only a doozy but apparently quite true. I respect him for owning up to it and taking it all in stride. (ns)

Beth said...

"sound of music show tomorrow night

Suite!!!!!

/kevin

Jugdish said...

it gets cold up there...i guess you do what you can to stay warm

Jugdish said...

"sound of music show tomorrow night

Suite!!!!! ill be working the ticket booth!


fixed

Beth said...

So the b-day stuff on Sunday, is that for your b-day?

And is the concert on Monday anyone I would've heard of?

Jugdish said...

my moms bday and one of my brothers.


i dont think you woukd have heard of these guys

Jugdish said...

country music? suite!


/keef

Jugdish said...

i gotta get ready for work

Jugdish said...

dammit

Jugdish said...

did mize get some points last night?

Beth said...

Yeah, I've never heard of them (as I expected to be honest).

Jugdish said...

most of the shows i go to are guys who play in mostly texas...some of them travel more now

Beth said...

I'm trying to remember, I don't think anyone went on any real crazy run last night, although spiff did do a bunch of walls at the end of the last post's comments.

Jugdish said...

will beth ever humor me and go to a concert i suggest in atlanta?

Jugdish said...

i need my hairs cut

Jugdish said...

maybe today

Beth said...

Ha! Being totally honest probably not. :-)

I'm not a big concert gal so if I go to one it has to be someone I REALLY like.

Jugdish said...

the refinance is for a 15 year mortgage...don't know if the banks like that better

Jugdish said...

fair enough...ill keep suggesting here and there though

Jugdish said...

maybe tem will go to one

Jugdish said...

I'm not a big concert gal so if I go to one it has to be someone I REALLY like.


like prince???? or miley???

/rev

Jugdish said...

heading to work

Beth said...

I would actually go see Prince. (ns)

Beth said...

See ya, maybe I'll get some more points for H til someone else shows up.

Beth said...

OK now I remember why TP isn't here, he's off today after the office move.

Beth said...

Or then again, maybe he got arrested for his office thievery.

Beth said...

This conversation in jail for TP would be hilarity:

Big black muscular inmate: I'm in for killing 4 people, what are you in for?

TP: I stole a whiteboard from my office.

Beth said...

Ok, I think I'll stop now before I get penalized for spam.

El Padrino said...

"And um EP, the colts are now 14-0, not 13-0."

i'll fix it, had a bad night

El Padrino said...

with the weather situation here on sat/sund i'm adding the Jets to the picks

El Padrino said...

speaking of the situation, jersey shore getting better and better

El Padrino said...

mike shanahan is the grim reaper for zorn

El Padrino said...

free bagels

El Padrino said...

and a natty

El Padrino said...

mad cold in nyc today man

El Padrino said...

colder than a witches tit, i'd say

El Padrino said...

got the frozen boogies thing working

El Padrino said...

premie

El Padrino said...

9:30 meeting on a friday is against the LOV rulebook

Beth said...

"9:30 meeting on a friday is against the LOV rulebook"

Just tell them you don't have time, the TCS is going on.

El Padrino said...

that wont go over well

El Padrino said...

Diddy on Diddy: “If I’m not inspiring you at this point, you’re a lost hope. I’m one of the baddest motherfuckers to ever do this shit, and I’m not saying that in an arrogant way. That’s a fact, in black and white. I dare you to write down all my achievements. It will be overwhelming. Break it down and then say who’s number one in hip-hop. Who else has conquered television? Who else has conquered fashion? I don’t want to hear you have a fashion line. Do you have a Council of Fashion Designers of America award? I need to know. Have you run a marathon? If you all still want to fuck with me after I ran the marathon, I don’t know what else to do.”

El Padrino said...

"Revolting but well-coiffed sex fiend John Edwards has long refused to admit that it was his folksy pee-pee from which the sperm that knocked up Rielle Hunter was ejaculated, but a DNA test has finally proven him to be the father of her baby, meaning he must now fork over some of his tobacco-lawsuit riches to the withered 80’s coke-whore. The end."


Well put.

El Padrino said...

happy islamic new year obama!

El Padrino said...

twinkle twinkle that's another natty temster

Steve said...

hung.o.ver

El Padrino said...

too much henny steve?

Jugdish said...

sausage mcgriddles are the better

Steve said...

hell yea.


and my boss is all pumped up this monring.


he might get shot.

Jugdish said...

he might not

Beth said...

He probably won't.

Jugdish said...

he may get druled* on

El Padrino said...

gordon ramsey sucks

El Padrino said...

interesting, Tiger bribing people with his image

Steve said...

"he might not"

"He probably won't."


you shouldn't tempt me, man!


what movie is that from?

Jugdish said...

steve missed the wall...not helping his team out...


that sounds like a garth algar line...but maybe not

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE ep!

Beth said...

Is beating the Knicks really a reason to get excited anymore?

blue said...

hey look, the suns lost on TNT again

Jugdish said...

from what im hearing/reading...the whole drone video being intercepted is a concern, but not a huge deal.

Jugdish said...

Is beating the Knicks really a reason to get excited anymore?


no, but its something

blue said...

i'm concerned, but not worried

Jugdish said...

im worried, but not concerned

blue said...

that's because you're all hat and no cattle

Jugdish said...

i wear a hat on most days...i don't have any cattle though

Jugdish said...

so that would be true

blue said...

exactly


meiz would say that's "all fur coat and no trousers"

blue said...

of course that's because he likes to picture men without their pants on

Jugdish said...

of course that's because he likes to picture men without their pants on


mize...get out here and defend yourself, and be funny about it

Jugdish said...

tiger is a one man wolf pack

Beth said...

You know how at the end of Good Will Hunting Ben Afflek goes to pick up Matt Damon's character and smiles when he's not there cause that means Damon's character has finally moved on to something better?

I kind of feel that way about Mize. Maybe one day he'll disappear from LOV for a little while cause he's moved on from UPS and we'll all be happy for him.

Jugdish said...

I kind of feel that way about Mize. Maybe one day he'll disappear from LOV for a little while cause he's moved on from UPS and we'll all be happy for him.



hilarity

Jugdish said...

bossman: its not your fault mize

mize: i know

bossman: mize, its not your fault

mize: yeah, i know

bossman: its not your fault.

mize: yeah...i know

bossman: its not your fault

mize: don't do this man!

Steve said...

guy just came into my office to wish me a merry christmas



what an asshole.

Steve said...

meiz + gwh = hilarity

Beth said...

"bossman: its not your fault"

Hilarity

El Padrino said...

"Is beating the Knicks really a reason to get excited anymore?


no, but its something"

Scott Baio is your coach. I win.

Beth said...

"guy just came into my office to wish me a merry christmas"

I hope you explained to him that you celebrate Kwanzaa instead.

Jugdish said...

right now im pictuing mize doing some basic addition on a white board at mequon CC

Jugdish said...

I hope you explained to him that you celebrate Kwanzaa instead.



festivus

Jugdish said...

is h a southie?

Jugdish said...

Good Woe Hunting

blue said...

radio station here calls and encourages people to open presents on air before christmas...and then announce what it is


Chick just opened up her engagement ring...it's hilarity

blue said...

dude before her opened up a cable modem...and was confused....he said "i don't even have a computer"...so he decided to open another a couple more to see if he could find his computer and he did.

Jugdish said...

i need to do my shopping this weekend...

Jugdish said...

we drew names this year...so shopping won't be too bad

Jugdish said...

gotta buy for the nefew* though

Jugdish said...

2 birthdays this week though

Jugdish said...

shopping Z

Jugdish said...

i need to get motivated for some TPS today

El Padrino said...

i'm getting cmep nothing

romance!

Beth said...

"i'm getting cmep nothing"

And to think you wonder why you no longer get blowjobs...

El Padrino said...

loaded up bgep, she will be pumped cuz she kinda gets it this year

gonna be fun

Jugdish said...

And to think you wonder why you no longer get blowjobs...


ohh i got something for gollum.


/ep

Jugdish said...

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El Padrino said...

"And to think you wonder why you no longer get blowjobs..."

honestly we dont exchange, we just take the money we would normally spend on each other and go out to a nice dinner and we get to buy ourselves something, normally

this year probably just dinner since we are backed up

El Padrino said...

"ohh i got something for gollum.


/ep"

my lord that's awful

blue said...

"loaded up bgep, she will be pumped cuz she kinda gets it this year"


yeah, its so much more fun buying for kids, especially once they get to where they understand

Beth said...

My lord that's hilarity.

Beth said...

"we just take the money we would normally spend on each other and go out to a nice dinner"

The Olive Garden appreciates the business.

El Padrino said...

yeah, its so much more fun buying for kids, especially once they get to where they understand

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

not to get gay for a minute but you kind of start to realize what this xmas shit is all about

it's refreshing

El Padrino said...

“Don’t think we’re not keeping score, brother,” Obama told DeFazio during a closed-door meeting of the House Democratic Caucus, according to members afterward."

in regards to Defazio (D, OR) voting against several bills Obama has tried to push through
article

El Padrino said...

Defazio should have said

I'm not your bro.......bro.

Beth said...

"not to get gay for a minute but you kind of start to realize what this xmas shit is all about"

Yeah, that's totally gay.

s

El Padrino said...

drunk 4 year old steals xmas gifts, wft

El Padrino said...

"Blizzard Dumps Snow on Copenhagen as Leaders Battle Warming..."

i can't get enough of this climate stuff

it's too funny

El Padrino said...

wouldn't it have been better for obama not to go to this sillyness

El Padrino said...

where it tem?

El Padrino said...

making up scores for yesterday?

Steve said...

EP hates the environment.

Dekegino said...

"This is that 2MM bra. With Marissa Miller's tits in it."


LP is hilarious

Jugdish said...

drunk 4 year old steals xmas gifts, wft


El Cumpadrinofast

tem said...

H post scores:

keith 28
freak 23
zeke 30
TP 17
meiz 17
blue 12
el pad 16
H 3
spiff 22
beth 12
kod 12
rev 12
steve 14
jug 12
Tyler 0

tem said...

"So I was thinking, shouldn't the first comment in the morning on a new post count as both a wall and as bnewer?"

i give 1 point for the first comment of the day. i have never told anyone this.

also i just give you one point for your first comment, even if it is dumb.

Jugdish said...

zeke 30


that's it? I was hilarious yesterday!

/zeke

El Padrino said...

you got a big pic for us tem

spiff you were incredible yesterday, nice work

Jugdish said...

i imagine zeke is righting* some new material write* now

El Padrino said...

"I wonder who has the most LOV stereotypes? I'm thinking it's likely EP or Meiz."

it's EP

tem said...

"sausage mcgriddles are the better"

----

Spaceman Spiff said...

reggie was making me look good until that bomb, damn

Jugdish said...

who did you start in his place?

tem said...

honestly we dont exchange, we just take the money we would normally spend on each other and go out and pay the barber*

fixed

Spaceman Spiff said...

boldin welker driver, they are all capable of matching his 24 points, but that never happens

tem said...

"drunk 4 year old steals xmas gifts, wft"

saw that yesterday. funny stuff.

tem said...

through H post

K 92 H 96
F 70 L 82
Z 77 B 67
T 62 M 83

El Padrino said...

all pretty tight

El Padrino said...

keef is gonna roll this weekend

Steve said...

Blake looking good

El Padrino said...

yummy

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo up

tem said...

"zeke 30


that's it? I was hilarious yesterday!

/zeke"

i seriously thought about cutting his score in half. ns

Jugdish said...

i seriously thought about cutting his score in half. ns


i think its funny that he thinks he is so damned funny.

blue said...

i've lost the battle with zeke...his incessant whining has paid off for him

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i think its funny that he thinks he is so damned funny."

jughoff, EPs the one that made that 'i was hilarious' comment

tem said...

zeke's hilarity was implied.

tem said...

really though he just posted more last post than the previous two posts.

he isn't really earning more points per comment than before.

Jugdish said...

jughoff, EPs the one that made that 'i was hilarious' comment


i thought he had made a comment about his own hilarity...maybe not. either way...someone thinking they are really funny still cracks me up

blue said...

jug is funny

blue said...

i tell great jokes...i give you guys gems...

if you don't choose to laugh, then that's because you have no sense of humour*

Jugdish said...

jug is funny



of course!

s

El Padrino said...

mike jackson died

El Padrino said...

if that's LP deal with it

El Padrino said...

funny how?

funny like a clown?

El Padrino said...

i amuuuusse you?

blue said...

you bemuse me

Jugdish said...

funny how?


not funny ha ha, funny queer


movie?

blue said...

i have no idea what bemuse means, but i know it's a word

El Padrino said...

"not funny ha ha, funny queer

movie?"

WANNA SEE MY SLING BLADE?

JFreak said...

things that will mess up your house

El Padrino said...

it takes alot to make tem laugh

El Padrino said...

tem should have been in that movie, men who stare at goats

he probably has an intense stare

Kevin said...

"Big black muscular inmate:"


Racist

Kevin said...

"keef is gonna roll this weekend"

I haven't rolled in years

El Padrino said...

rick roll?

El Padrino said...

tootsie roll?

Kevin said...

funny how?

funny like a clow*?


*fized

Kevin said...

IT'S FRIIIDAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!

tem said...

"he probably has an intense stare"

negative. but my eyes are very pretty.

Kevin said...

meeting today from 4-6 is the suck

Kevin said...

That's MST

tem said...

"IT'S FRIIIDAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!"

and tem is in the office even though today is a vacation day for him.

El Padrino said...

block

Kevin said...

Big ups to MJD last night

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