Monday, December 21, 2009

Cribs, Part Doo*


We'll start with the front of the house. You can tell it's wintertime because of the icicle lights, the tree in the winder*, and the dead grass.


Here's the front room. Might put a pool table in there eventually.


From the front room you walk back into the living room. It's so much better to hang stockings up over a fireplace, rather than just hanging them on the wall. ns
And I hookt* up the PS2 (yes, PS2) to the 55" this weekend and played some NCAA Fooyball* 2005. DIT*


Downstairs bathroom. Boring


Downstairs den. Jerry Manuel would say that this room is a mess right now. It's basically where I throw all the tools and home improvement shit right now when I'm not using them or when company is coming over.


Dining room table. Those chairs are too tall. You have to almost slide off of them to put your feet on the floor. I'll let someone else make the LP joke.


Kitchen, obviously. The double oven is pretty suite. The track lighting is awful. Eventually need to put in recessed lighting.


Walk-in pantry is key.


Not sure how I feel about this fridge/freezer. The fridge has a lot of room...


But the freezer is too cramped and you have to stack shit on top of each other. Did you know that mize's alter ego makes ice cream?


Let's go upstairs...


Upstairs loft is where I LoV from. That chair is ugly as sin.


Spare bathroom.


Spare bedroom. Omar Minaya thinks this room is a mess.


3rd spare bedroom. This is the room that hsil is staying in. Good to see that she's keeping it clean.


Back down the hallway leading into the master bedroom


This is where I sleep when I'm not on the couch. /TP Wait, that sounds like TP sleeps with cmk. Disregard that.


View of the TV from the bed.


Back yard. One nice thing about having a pool is that we don't have to leave a water bowl out for the dogs and fill it up 3 times a day.


And finally, the Costco BBQ grill. Eventually we're gonna have a table & chairs with a fire pit here. Notice the giant dog turd in the rocks.

Anyway, that's all.

RIP Brittany Murphy. You were hot.

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ToddPacker said...

1st

ToddPacker said...

time to unpack

ToddPacker said...

my dual monitors are not working

ToddPacker said...

nice place kev

ToddPacker said...

kev ♥'s mess jokes

ToddPacker said...

but who doesn't ♥ mess jokes

ToddPacker said...

watched a bootleg copy of blindside yesterday

ToddPacker said...

i didn't want to like it, but i thought it was pretty good

Beth said...

So TP, has child services come by yet?

ToddPacker said...

"So TP, has child services come by yet?"

not yet

Jugdish said...

house looks good keef...good yob on all that work fixing it up


ns

Jugdish said...

although im not sure im too fond of the color of the walls


s

Jugdish said...

i see you keep my favorite ice cream on hand


/mizeluxe

Jugdish said...

one present under the tree...a new green shirt for keef

Jugdish said...

i looked for a box of tissues in hsil's room for when she cries...ns


i also looked for panties on the floor...ns

Jugdish said...

you did forget to go to your neighbor's house and take a pic of their wireless router...your interwebs

Jugdish said...

Z

Jugdish said...

time to get ready for work

Jugdish said...

i might have a beer with lunch today...

Jugdish said...

instead of my usual beer with breakfast


s

Jugdish said...

everyone knows you're supposed to have hard liquor with breakfast

Jugdish said...

im freaking hilarious this morning!


/ep

Beth said...

Oh yeah, I forgot to comment on the pics. Definitely a nice house. ns

I guess that explains why the kevins think "life is grape".

Kevin said...

"I guess that explains why the kevins think "life is grape"."

It's an HDH sign. They misspelt grate*

s

Kevin said...

cmk like the fruit theme in the kitchen or something

Kevin said...

I've been at work for 4 hours already

Kevin said...

I was gonna try and put up some wallz* on the other post but spiff and freak had it covered

Kevin said...

"one present under the tree...a new green shirt for keef"

Suite. I was wondering what it was

Kevin said...

I haven't put cmk's gifts out yet because she goes through and tries to figure out what they are

ns

Kevin said...

she's 25 going on 7

Kevin said...

which makes me a chester or somethign

Kevin said...

premie whilst driving down 43 Ave.

DIT*

Beth said...

Who's in the pic on the nightstand in hsil's guest room?

Kevin said...

"you did forget to go to your neighbor's house and take a pic of their wireless router...your interwebs"

I don't know which house it's from. I'm guessing it's one acrost* the street because the signal is stronger in the front of the house

Kevin said...

"Who's in the pic on the nightstand in hsil's guest room?"

Not sure. I can't tell in the small pic, and when I click on it the page is blockt.

Steve said...

Thanks Britney!



/Tiger

Beth said...

Wall.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE h!

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

grading now.

scoring up in probably like an hour.

lots of freaking comments.

Jugdish said...

lots of freaking comments.



freak wasn't the only one commenting this weekend


s

Steve said...

"lots of freaking comments."



for next years TCS tem i can write you something that'll sort comments by name/walls/older-newer/Z's/spartas etc etc.

Steve said...

i'll want plenty of TCS points in exchange though.

Jugdish said...

then tem wouldn't get to read all my hilarity


/ep

Beth said...

"for next years TCS tem i can write you something that'll sort comments by name/walls/older-newer/Z's/spartas etc etc."

Hey if we have to read all the comments in order to properly catch up, then tem should have to read them to score TCS points.

Beth said...

"properly catch up"

:blank stare:

/ep

Kevin said...

"scoring up in probably like an hour."

NFW you score all that in an hour

Kevin said...

I don't like ketchup or white condiments


/LP

Jugdish said...

I don't like ketchup or white condiments



anything white is the better


/mize

Beth said...

I can think of 1 white "condiment" that I like.

/beth

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Kevin said...

Cincy's interim fooyball* coach hired at Buffalo. Rough couple weeks for UC

Jugdish said...

i was lucky to make it to my super bowl since i started Haselsuck over palmer...tried playing matchups. I won't do that next week, palmer plays the chefs i think.

Jugdish said...

i made the Super Woel


/mize

Kevin said...

A Los Angeles County coroner's official says it appears actress Brittany Murphy died of natural causes Sunday

Kevin said...

Is cocaine considered a natural cause?

Beth said...

"i made the Super Woel

/mize"

Impressive, that's like 25 straight years for mize doing that.

Jugdish said...

A Los Angeles County coroner's official says it appears actress Brittany Murphy died of natural causes Sunday


her husband didn't want an autopsy done...makes me wonder

Kevin said...

I made the Super Woel too. Worse* I can do is win $150

Kevin said...

"her husband didn't want an autopsy done...makes me wonder"


The Foxnews article says the autopsy is gonna be done today or tomorrow

Jugdish said...

i think by making the super bowl i have made enough to cover all three money leagues im in...if not close to it.

Kevin said...

"i think by making the super bowl i have made enough to cover all three money leagues im in...if not close to it."


You shouldn't of* played in the ones you didn't make money

Kevin said...

286 yds rushing in 1 game is a lot

Jugdish said...

You shouldn't of* played in the ones you didn't make money

true. i made the playoffs in one, but totally sucked in another. my team was decent, just seemed to play people on their higher scoring weeks.

tem said...

"tem is not going to enjoy scoring this post, now i know why he really just scores newers/bold/walls and Z's
and ignores regular good ol' fashioned lov gold, too much"

ol' fashioned lov gets lots of points. i just don't give points for every joke. some jokes aren't that funny or have been said so many times that they aren't funny.

tem said...

does hsilok have a picture of herself by her bed?

tem said...

" El Padrino said...
premie!

December 19, 2009 8:51 AM
"


no it wasn't.

Beth said...

"does hsilok have a picture of herself by her bed?"

That's what I was wondering. Whoever it is though from what I could tell it looked like a pretty nice pic.

Beth said...

" El Padrino said... premie!
December 19, 2009 8:51 AM"

"no it wasn't."

Tem translation (temslation?) - "See, I really do score all the comments. Suck it haterz!!!"

Kevin said...

"does hsilok have a picture of herself by her bed?"

It's a picture of her in a bikini. Gimme 10 pts

Jugdish said...

It's a picture of her in a bikini. Gimme 10 pts


YOU LIE!!!!


-10 points

Cubs Fan 4 Life said...

I am death today

tem said...

"I think I'm behind. Need a score update tem!

December 19, 2009 7:59 PM
"

tem doesn't work weekends.

H said...

Jug, I find the Lowell stuff to be hilarity. I don't know how he plays for this team after they've tried to move him the past 2 offseasons.

Kevin said...

"I am death today"

What are you every other day?

tem said...

" H said...
I hope Tem gets some enjoyment out of reading my thoughts here

December 19, 2009 8:46 PM
"

yeah some.

tem said...

H said...
is saying "premie" allowed to be the first comment in a subsequent premie?

December 19, 2009 8:55 PM


not in the tcs. saying "premie" or "natty" is just a disregarded comment.

Jugdish said...

h...i missed some. where do you stand on going back to school? i know you were talking about it...is it happening soon?

Jugdish said...

mize...you better be ready to get us some final points for this round tonight...jug is going out

tem said...

AJA rev really let people down in the team TCS.

Kevin said...

aitch is going back to school so he can perfect the triple lindy

Kevin said...

"AJA rev really let people down in the team TCS."


And Tyler

Kevin said...

I'm in a goddman handicap match against Earthquake and Mae Young

Beth said...

"AJA rev really let people down in the team TCS."

You know how you always hear "pound for pound _____ is the best boxer"? Well pound for pound Rev was the biggest TCS round 2 disappointment.

Jugdish said...

I'm in a goddman handicap match against Earthquake and Mae Young


hilarity

Kevin said...

"You know how you always hear "pound for pound _____ is the best boxer"? Well pound for pound Rev was the biggest TCS round 2 disappointment."

Thanks for explaining the pound for pound reference

Beth said...

Earthquake and Mae Young

:blank stare"

Beth said...

"Thanks for explaining the pound for pound reference"

If you need more help, try reading it slower.

Kevin said...

If tem knows WWF rasslers (AHIK*), then he'll think that joke is funny

Kevin said...

I did not need any help with it

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

zeke needs to do work today.

kod was on fire over the weekend.

keith needs to do work too.

i haven't graded sunday yet though.

Jugdish said...

i don't want to win tcs


/zeke

H said...

Earthquake and mae young = hilarity.

I used to be big into wrestling. I still remember the dramatic push up contest between the ultimate warrior and I think it was lex luger that brought earthquake into the WWF.

Cubs Fan 4 Life said...

FINALLY!

It took until December fucking 21st for me to hear Bowie & Bing on the radio.

So worth the wait.

tem said...

isiah thompson said...
tem, I'll help you ketchup*, after this latest run just put a "+1000" next to zeke's name on the tcs scoreboard.

December 20, 2009 11:45 AM


100 is the max for 1 post.

Beth said...

100 is the max for 1 post and you weren't anywhere near that even.

*fixed

tem said...

" Kevin said...
maybe next year we'll go back to the original rules of having the most comments

December 20, 2009 2:15 PM"

no, counting comments was the worse*.

tem said...

" kodiac said...
RIP Brittany Murphey

-surprising celebrity/athlete deaths usually come in 2s or 3s

December 20, 2009 2:17 PM
"

she really died? thought that was a joke on as.'s post.

H said...

Yes, tem, she actually died.

Kevin said...

"zeke needs to do work today.

kod was on fire over the weekend.

keith needs to do work too.

i haven't graded sunday yet though."


So really you don't know. Got it

Kevin said...

"no, counting comments was the worse*."


I would think that using excel to count comments is easier than reading through all the comments and scoring them

Kevin said...

Upon further review, the picture on hsil's nightstand is a picture of herself. I think it's her senior picture from hike school

Beth said...

Wow, who brings a high school pic of themselves for their night stand at a place they're crashing at for a couple months?

Good thing she's hot or she'd never get a guy to show any real interest in her.

Kevin said...

mize

tem said...

" isiah thompson said...
seriously, denver...wft

December 20, 2009 5:24 PM
"

fuck oakland. they knocked me out of both suicide pools.

1st philly win then denver. fucking fuck fuck.

also both my $$$ teams shit the bed in the semifinals. bad fantasy day for tem.

good news is the bucs won and will get a worse draft pick.

Kevin said...

"Wow, who brings a high school pic of themselves for their night stand at a place they're crashing at for a couple months? "

She brought everything from her college place. I assume she had that picture up all the time. I don't understand it either.

Kevin said...

Actually I do understand it. She has to stop and look at herself whenever she passes a mirror. The pic knocks out the middle man

tem said...

what did hobbes give calvin for christmas in 1992?

Kevin said...

Me & tits mcgee are the only ones left in survival pool III

Kevin said...

"what did hobbes give calvin for christmas in 1992?"

A blumpkin

Jugdish said...

survival pool III is a farce

tem said...

" kodiac said...
no, I think this round ends when Keith posts

December 20, 2009 10:41 PM
"

it ends when i post.

isiah thompson said...

the Survivor ending left me unsatisfied.

tem said...

ok finally done scoring. good lord.

tem said...

""scoring up in probably like an hour."

NFW you score all that in an hour"


twhnbs.

that was a lot of scoring. 2hrs.

Kevin said...

"what did hobbes give calvin for christmas in 1992?"


A certificate entitling the bearer to one day pounce-free of tiger attacks

isiah thompson said...

A certificate entitling the bearer to one day pounce-free of tiger attacks


so no Angry Tiger

got it

Kevin said...

"so no Angry Tiger

got it"


hilarity

tem said...

for el pad's post.

keith 64
freak 90
zeke 60
TP 16
meiz 32
blue 18
el pad 49
H 41
spiff 63
beth 11
kod 42
rev 27
steve 29
jug 44
Tyler 5

Kevin said...

"twhnbs."


Jeezaloo, I had to look twice at that. Couldn't figure it out the first time.

ns

tem said...

"A certificate entitling the bearer to one day pounce-free of tiger attacks"

yes.

ToddPacker said...

39 today... only 365 more days until there is a 40 year old loV member... woe

Beth said...

the Survivor ending left me unsatisfied.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Ridiculous ending I thought.


But next season (starting in Feb) sounds suite*

Kevin said...

5 points? That's all Tyler got was 5 goddman points?

Kevin said...

happy bday old man

tem said...

K 161 H 148
F 173.5 L 194
Z 150.5 B 127
T 107 M 159

Beth said...

"39 today... only 365 more days until there is a 40 year old loV member... woe"

So you're dividing your age in half now?


AJA, happy birthday TP!

Kevin said...

"yes."

Suite. That was a good guess

Jugdish said...

Happy Birthday TP!

ToddPacker said...

"the Survivor ending left me unsatisfied."

people still watch that show?

Kevin said...

"K 161 H 148"

I don't feel comfortable about that

Kevin said...

"people still watch that show?"

^

Kevin said...

I haven't seen survivor since season 1

tem said...

totals so far:

keith 146
freak 148
zeke 125
TP 50
meiz 78
blue 49
el pad 88
H 103
spiff 106
beth 45
kod 78
rev 51
steve 57
jug 81
Tyler 15

Kevin said...

That season was HDH

tem said...

"I don't feel comfortable about that"

you shouldn't.

Kevin said...

beth is 3 times as good of a teammate as tyler

ToddPacker said...

"I haven't seen survivor since season 1"

same here

Kevin said...

"you shouldn't."


aitch will get at least 30 pts in the wee hours of the morning

Kevin said...

I need to get 100 pts whilst the sun is up

isiah thompson said...

Ridiculous ending I thought.


But next season (starting in Feb) sounds suite*


yeah next season should be grate*, I was downright pissed last night (ns). I was way too into it.

Kevin said...

Actually, I would only need to get 88 pts today

Kevin said...

Although noone has had 88 pts in a post yet

Kevin said...

Maybe tyler will step in and get some pts tonight

tem said...

with this post to go, round 2 scores minus round 1 scores. pretty much everyone is doing better:

keith 57
freak 63
zeke 50
TP -14
meiz 21
blue 2
el pad 44
H 68
spiff 73
beth 16
kod 51
rev 29
steve 44
jug 73
Tyler 12

Kevin said...

AHIK*

Beth said...

"I was downright pissed last night (ns). I was way too into it."

Scary but it was the same for me. I felt like yelling at the tv.

isiah thompson said...

was bleu on during the weekend? maybe his babby momma popped out bgb2?

tem said...

"Actually, I would only need to get 88 pts today"

H plus Beth, so you need over 100 to clinch.

isiah thompson said...

happy birfday* old timer, remember if it lasts more than 4 hours consult a doctor.

Kevin said...

people are fucking up my premie's*, ti

tem said...

"Although noone has had 88 pts in a post yet"

freak had 90 over the weekend, but that is 3 days, not 1.

Kevin said...

"H plus Beth, so you need over 100 to clinch."


So it's not really teams if each individual can get 100 pts during the day

tem said...

"people are fucking up my premie's*, ti"

what's that about your aunt?

Kevin said...

"freak had 90 over the weekend, but that is 3 days, not 1."

Yeah, I meant 1 day

tem said...

"So it's not really teams if each individual can get 100 pts during the day"

if you want to look at it that way sure.

Kevin said...

"what's that about your aunt?"


she's a bitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the Survivor ending left me unsatisfied."

was bullshit

Kevin said...

hopefully all the power in the greater boston metro area goes out tonight

Kevin said...

although aitch lovs on his phone, so I guess that wouldn't matter

Kevin said...

"if you want to look at it that way sure."


It make's* me feel better

Jugdish said...

hopefully all the power in the greater boston metro area goes out tonight


yes...then his phone won't work

Spaceman Spiff said...

jaison is a fucking retard

Kevin said...

how many pts did I get for the bad day for Britts comment?

Kevin said...

"jaison is a fucking retard"


With how his name is spelt, it looks like his parents are ratards, too

Spaceman Spiff said...

because of keef's wall paint, it looks like someone pissed in the aquarium

Jugdish said...

ill take home 260 if i lose next week, and 415 if i win. suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

speaking of ratards, the hangover i finally watched last night mustve been the ohio version

Steve said...

the thing that always bugs me about survivor is when the people voted off bitch about the winners game play.

it's a game, there is nothing wrong with the lie/cheat/steal mentality.

if it was a poker table i wouldn't wine about fairness if somebody bluffed me out of a high pocket pair.


it's the game

don't sign up if ya can't take it.

Kevin said...

"because of keef's wall paint, it looks like someone pissed in the aquarium"

Yeah that color is awful. We still need to paint that

Beth said...

"jaison is a fucking retard"

Yeah, seems like he shoulda/coulda dominated this game, or at least made a good showing, but he's just meizy and not too smart.

But at least if/when he graduates from law school I know there's one atty I won't sleep with.

Kevin said...

wining is the worse

Spaceman Spiff said...

"But at least if/when he graduates from law school I know there's one atty I won't sleep with."

goddman racist

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"But at least if/when he graduates from law school I know there's one atty I won't sleep with."

goddman racist

s

Beth said...

"it's a game, there is nothing wrong with the lie/cheat/steal mentality."

Next season is "villains vs heroes" so will be interesting to see which ends up doing better.

isiah thompson said...

jaison is a fucking retard

he is such a little bitch, he was mad because he's made a living stepping on people like Russell and Russell straight up schooled him and he couldn't take it. Russell almost pulled a deke and raised up on him.

Kevin said...

yeah, beth has been showing her true southern roots lately

Beth said...

"goddman racist"

I knew someone would make that comment, thanks for not letting me down there spiff.

Kevin said...

I don't have southern roots. It's paved

/Beth

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Russell almost pulled a deke and raised up on him."

him pulling out the socks and burning those too was hilarity




and sexy

/freak

Beth said...

"I don't have southern roots. It's paved"

Was that supposed to say "shaved"?

isiah thompson said...

if it was a poker table i wouldn't wine about fairness if somebody bluffed me out of a high pocket pair.


it's the game

don't sign up if ya can't take it.


yeah me and fmz said the same thing, you don't show someone your cards when you play poker.

and like you said - it's a game, when people get voted off they lose sight of the fact that they were trying to fuck over the others also - but they just weren't that good at it - then they try to get moral about it.

if Russell was just a little more book smart and could speak a little better he still could have crushed natalie, he left a few arguments on the table last night.

Jugdish said...

how does the third round work with the draft tem?

tem said...

"although aitch lovs on his phone, so I guess that wouldn't matter"

probably would.

Beth said...

I'm really hoping Russell is on again next season.

isiah thompson said...

speaking of ratards, the hangover i finally watched last night mustve been the ohio version


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


tolt y'all

Kevin said...

"Was that supposed to say "shaved"?"

No

tem said...

"how many pts did I get for the bad day for Britts comment?"

2 or 3, it was hilarity.

isiah thompson said...

I'm really hoping Russell is on again next season.


he should be, and it will be hilarity that he'll be on it and natalie won't (I don't know why they'd bring her back, she sucks)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm really hoping Russell is on again next season."

its a given, but he'll probly be one of the first out gteed

H said...

Keep it up fiends! Operation: Fuck Keef is in full effect!

SSSSSSSSSSSS

Beth said...

And wtf is it yet again with most of the women on survivor looking better on the island than later in the studio with way too much make-up and silly hair?

Jugdish said...

tolt y'all


i liked it...

Beth said...

"its a given, but he'll probly be one of the first out gteed"

Yeah, I'm sure you're right.

Kevin said...

TMST

Kevin said...

"Operation: Fuck Keef is in full effect!"

Your* gonna win, aitch

Jugdish said...

survivor talk


::frank the tank::

Kevin said...

You're a 10 pt favorite right now

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